The Social Disease: Homosexuality

The Social Disease: Homosexuality

It is in my honest fact that all gay people are poison. They eat sin and regurgitate their sick, anti-Christian love upon the chests of other Baphomet-inspired submonstrosities. Homosexuality does nothing more than decay the moral fiber of America, desanctify the beauty of the legal marriage, and encourage others to engage in the atrocious sacrilege against Lord Jesus Christ. If we do not stand together as a collection of strong, God-fearing, right-wing communities, I fear that homosexuals will have a critical hand in obliterating our rapidly progressing (digressing?) society.

	The first issue with homosexuality -- and possibly the biggest cause for concern – is the affect it is having on society. We cannot allow homosexuality to tear apart our families and communities. I dream of a life where my children can go to a safe school that teaches safe subjects; only to have them come home, complete their studies, maybe throw around the pigskin; all before reading the bible and then settling down to an early night’s rest. If we allow homosexuality to run rampant, or encourage it as our Liberal “brethren” seem to do, we can kiss this dream goodbye (especially if it is the same gender as we are). The FCC will be consumed by the red-cheeked sinners and will begin to let corrupt television shows pass by, until eventually anal sex and guy-on-guy is being played on the Disney Channel. Steadily, churches will be replaced with alters to sacrifice animals to the pagan God, Satan. In this dangerously unstable world, the line known as sexuality will become blurred. We will have pansexuals, bisexuals, omnisexuals; and in the end, it will all mean the same thing. In short, the world will devolve to chaos.

	The next - and possibly the biggest cause for concern – is that homosexuality desecrates the beauty of marriage. There was a time that you could get a legal, natural marriage, and be confident that you had done something beautiful. It was like two rose buds coming together, their stems intertwined, both blossoming simultaneously.  Homosexuals poison this act – like they do to everything. They make it worthless, shameful, and even embarrassing. What was once an act of love between a normal couple is now a tribute to Satan. I, for one, do not plan on standing by while homosexuals destroy the beauty of this sacred act!

	The last issue with homosexuality that will be mentioned here -- and possibly the biggest cause for concern – is what I call the “gay-way drug” affect. It is similar to how Marijuana leaves the blasphemous escapist more prone to the addicting effects of more dangerous drugs. An influx in homosexuality will only increase homosexuality, for homosexuality among teens has been Republicanly proven to increase not geometrically, not algebraically, but exponentially. This means that each homosexual relationship will spawn off and create more homosexual relationship, thus stimulating the problems discussed earlier in this thesis. Unless we strive to stop this, the increase will continue, until we are overrun with these immoral children of Belphegor.

	I hope now all of my readers, whether conservative or liberal, whether Republican or Democrat, whether superior or inferior, are now up to speed with the dangers of the decadent, satanic ways of homosexuals. If you often find yourself promoting the worship of Pagan Gods (specifically the supreme Pagan God, Satan), then by all means, become a homosexual. If you do not mind the decaying social structure, the death of beauty in all things once sacred, and the disease which spreads through this culture via the concealing mask of a “trend;” then please, go, announce your homosexuality to the world. You’ll just be easier to target. To quote the late, great Adolf Hitler: “I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty.”