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OOC: Chrizzenstein: shuttle tennis is my favorite sport
OOC: Rainbee: Whoever said that the AI was rogu should commit sudoku
OOC: Reddud: I faked changeling
OOC: Spurdo_kek: lel onl y succesful traitor
OOC: Browniebag: We almost had Cargonia at full power.
OOC: Suspicious: I was Mai.
OOC: Misha Arsellec Lune: AI here. I thought it was funny
OOC: Chrizzenstein: Cargonia stronk
OOC: JOK-_-ST3R: mai, good team work!
OOC: Browniebag: WE ALMOST HAD CARGONIA.
OOC: Spurdo_kek: KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
OOC: Browniebag: BUT NO
OOC: DaggerJoe: Just accuse every person you meet as a Traitor, since Security will arrest them when you do.
OOC: Chrizzenstein: cloning bay and we were going to make solars gg
OOC: Ordinary Magician: Good stuff all around
OOC: Reddud: Woof
OOC: Browniebag: FUCKING SHITCURITY NO FUN ALLOWED SQUAD HAD TO WIPE OUT CARGONIA
OOC: Reddud: I was Milo the corgi
OOC: TsyxthtyTsyxthTsyx: cargo cut power
OOC: Lycaeon: Rounds without admins are really terrible. :P
OOC: Gavakis: lol at the fags who think it was a changling round.
OOC: Vulcus: Julius Whirlow, do the station an astronomical favor and untick all security roles and retick assistant. Thanks.
OOC: Chrizzenstein: i stunned literally every security officer at least twice that round
OOC: Suspicious: SEC FORCE GLORIOUSLY CHARGE INTO CARGONIA
OOC: Suspicious: Chrizz
OOC: Reddud: Admins could be hidind
OOC: Suspicious: that's why we moved in a group
OOC: Rainbee: Jokes on you you only got me once
OOC: Chrizzenstein: didnt do shit
OOC: Reddud: Hiding
OOC: Gavakis: NEVE CURSE, BEST CHANGLING 2013.
OOC: TsyxthtyTsyxthTsyx: it was chaNGELING
OOC: ActionMan3K: It was a changeling round. With traitors.
OOC: Suspicious: almost killed the changeling :(
OOC: Rainbee: Neve was such a quite
OOC: InsaneStorm: Best Drunk 2013 All year.
OOC: Chrizzenstein: the time i returned before i returned to try to stir up shit, i stunned you all
OOC: Chrizzenstein: didnt matter
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: AI malfunction, changeling, cult, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling and wizard
OOC: Misha Arsellec Lune: I would have killed you dead if I knew you weren't human
OOC: Spurdo_kek: best traitor
OOC: Chrizzenstein: fuck you sleep
OOC: Rainbee: Releasing N20 and whatnot, shouldve sticked him in the cell for longer :3
Mai Tanari's Memories:

OOC: Gavakis: Im a what, rainbee?
You are the Shaft Miner.
As the Shaft Miner you answer directly to the quartermaster and the head of personnel. Special circumstances may change this.
Jean-Luc KEK is the captain!
The OOC channel has been globally disabled!
Enjoy the game!
Anatoly Dmitrovich says, "nope"
The Syndicate have cunningly disguised a Syndicate Uplink as your PDA-Mai Tanari (Shaft Miner) . Simply enter the code "869 Delta" into the ringtone select to unlock its hidden features.
The Syndicate provided you with the following information on how to identify other agents:
ÿCode Phrase:ÿ" broad, tick, Research Director.
ÿCode Response:ÿ" smooth, Tori Mingle, eager.
Use the code words in the order provided, during regular conversation, to identify other agents. Proceed with caution, however, as everyone is a potential foe.
You are the traitor.
Objective #1: Assassinate Devin Skywalker, the Chef.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone.
Dr. InsaneStorm [145.9] says, "GODSPEED CLWUNE"
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "gawtdarnit"
The locker has been unlocked by Mike Hunt.
Rex Power Colt puts the stun baton into the security backpack.
John Hunter places the clipboard into the the disposal unit.
Rex Power Colt puts the taser gun into the security backpack.
Rex Power Colt puts the security belt into the security backpack.
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "hunke"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Marisa Kirisame has signed up as Roboticist."
Anatoly Dmitrovich says, "the line starts here, jackwagon"
Anatoly Dmitrovich points to the floor
Mai Tanari says, "Whatever."
Ian chases its tail.
Anatoly Dmitrovich asks, "did you nope all the way out of mining, too?"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Bryant Tilton has signed up as Scientist."
Mai Tanari says, "Yup."
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Flint Power has signed up as Scientist."
Anatoly Dmitrovich says, "hey if theres not a chef, barkeep, or botanist"
Anatoly Dmitrovich says, "make me that"
Mai Tanari says, "I'd like to be a chef."
Anatoly Dmitrovich says, "otherwise make me a doctor or chemist"
Mai Tanari says, "Or a botanist."
Anatoly Dmitrovich says, "fuck yeah"
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "AI."
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Alice Sanderson has signed up as Janitor."
Mai Tanari says, "Chef me."
MiSHA [145.9] queries, "Yes?"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Cyrus Freeman has signed up as Mime."
Ian dances around.
Central Command Update

Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.

Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.


Attention! Security level elevated to blue
The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "hi i'm getting killed by neve for no reason"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "There is a fight in medbay storage."
ÿDevin Skywalker has grabbed Pun Pun passively!
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "YOU FUCKING STOLE MY SHIT."
Dr. InsaneStorm [145.9] says, "Give the clown spacelube, he fucking deserves it."
Engineering Cyborg-701 [145.9] queries, " is there a roboticist?"
The PDA softly beeps.
Engineering Cyborg-701 [145.9] queries, " hello?"
Pumble Gloomsworth [145.9] says, " Sec to medbay, murder. Neve killed Anatoly"
Jasper Pearsall [145.9] stammers, "OF-FF-FIC-C-CER-R"
Jasper Pearsall [145.9] stammers, "H-HAN-NS-S-S-S"
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "Dude, he stole my shit and assulted me."
Jasper Pearsall [145.9] stammers, "T-T-THIS-S GUY-Y-Y IS-S D-DET-TAININ-NG-G M-ME F-FOR-R O R-REAS-S-S-SON-N"
Neve Curse [145.9] exclaims, "He was going to rape me!"
Jasper Pearsall [145.9] says, "I NEED HELP"
Devin Skywalker has grabbed Pun Pun aggressively (now hands)!
Devin Skywalker has reinforced his grip on Pun Pun (now neck)!
ÿDevin Skywalker has temporarily tightened his grip on Pun Pun!
The Pun Pun gasps.
Mai Tanari says, "Where's the uh"
Pumble Gloomsworth [145.9] says, " You can't kill though."
Pumble Gloomsworth [145.9] says, " Oh."
Mai Tanari says, "Wardrobe"
Neve Curse [145.9] asks, "Says who?"
Dr. InsaneStorm [145.9] asks, "Rape eh?"
ÿDevin Skywalker has forced Pun Pun onto the spike, killing them instantly!
You stab Devin Skywalker with the pen.
ÿMai Tanari is trying to take off PDA-Devin Skywalker (Chef) from Devin Skywalker's uniform!
ÿMai Tanari is trying to take off a chef's apron from Devin Skywalker's body!
ÿMai Tanari is trying to take off a chef's apron from Devin Skywalker's body!
ÿMai Tanari is trying to take off the the black shoes from Devin Skywalker's feet!
ÿMai Tanari is trying to take off the the chef's hat from Devin Skywalker's head!
ÿMai Tanari is trying to take off the the radio headset from Devin Skywalker's ears!
Devin Skywalker drools.
ÿDevin Skywalker has been torn in the chest with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
ÿDevin Skywalker has been sliced in the head with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
Devin Skywalker drools.
ÿDevin Skywalker has been stabbed in the chest with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
ÿDevin Skywalker has been sliced in the right arm with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Rusty Pratt has signed up as Chaplain."
ÿDevin Skywalker has been stabbed in the chest with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
ÿDevin Skywalker has been sliced in the chest with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
Dr. InsaneStorm [145.9] says, "Turn the vacant office into a brothel. Rape problem solved."
ÿDevin Skywalker has been cut in the chest with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
Devin Skywalker drools.
ÿDevin Skywalker has been stabbed in the chest with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
ÿDevin Skywalker has been torn in the chest with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
ÿDevin Skywalker has been torn in the chest with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
ÿDevin Skywalker has been sliced in the chest with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "AI, door."
ÿDevin Skywalker has been stabbed in the chest with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
ÿDevin Skywalker has been slashed in the chest with kitchen knife by Mai Tanari!
*---------*
This is Devin Skywalker!
He is wearing a blood-stained chef's uniform!
He has a backpack on his back.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He isn't responding to anything around him and seems to be asleep.
He has a vacant, braindead stare...
*---------*
Mai Tanari has grabbed Devin Skywalker passively!
ÿSubject may not have abiotic items on.
ÿMai Tanari is trying to put a grab on Devin Skywalker
ÿMai Tanari is trying to put a grab on Devin Skywalker
ÿSubject may not have abiotic items on.
ÿMai Tanari starts to put Devin Skywalker into the gibber!
ÿMai Tanari stuffs Devin Skywalker into the gibber!
ÿYou hear a loud squelchy grinding sound.
You put the the kitchen knife into the industrial backpack.
ÿMai Tanari has been hit by Devin Skywalker-meat.
ÿMai Tanari has been hit by Devin Skywalker-meat.
ÿThis weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.
ÿMai Tanari gently taps Pete with the Devin Skywalker-meat.
ÿ!You unwillingly chew a bit of Devin Skywalker-meat.
Rusty Pratt [145.9] says, "ALL PRAISE SPACE JESUS"
ÿ!You unwillingly chew a bit of Devin Skywalker-meat.
Mai Tanari drools.
ÿ!You unwillingly chew a bit of Devin Skywalker-meat.
ÿ!You unwillingly chew a bit of Devin Skywalker-meat.
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "Pfft."
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "Chzo is much better."
Mai Tanari drools.
Dr. InsaneStorm [145.9] says, "Fuck Space Jesus."
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "AI, door."
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, ";FUCK"
Mai Tanari says, ";FUCK"
Dr. InsaneStorm [145.9] says, "HONK mother is the only true god."
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "JESUS FUCK"
Mai Tanari says, "JESUS FUCK"
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "THAT WAS CLOSE"
Mai Tanari says, "THAT WAS CLOSE"
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "Ai~"
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "Door."
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "CHEF WAS A FUCKING CHANGELING"
Mai Tanari says, "CHEF WAS A FUCKING CHANGELING"
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "AI ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING YOUR CAMERAS"
Mai Tanari says, "AI ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING YOUR CAMERAS"
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "HE NEARLY KILLED ME"
Mai Tanari says, "HE NEARLY KILLED ME"
Jean-Luc KEK [145.9] asks, " AI, mind telling me what one of your cyborgs was doing inside my quarters?"
Marisa Kirisame [145.9] says, "Fuck, someone grab the librarian"
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "Ai, please."
Dr. InsaneStorm [145.9] says, "Robots need love too."
MiSHA [145.9] states, "And you killed him."
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "NO SHIT"
Mai Tanari says, "NO SHIT"
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "HE WAS A CHANGELING"
Mai Tanari says, "HE WAS A CHANGELING"
Marisa Kirisame [145.9] says, "He electrocuted the primary tool storage, and tried to strangle me"
ÿDr. InsaneStorm has thrown the mechanical toolbox.
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "Ai, two more times, please."
Rusty Pratt [145.9] says, "Let us all forgive this person for killing the Chef."
Rusty Pratt [145.9] says, "Forgive their sins, Space Jesus."
ÿ!You add Devin Skywalker-meat to Microwave.
ÿ!You add Devin Skywalker-meat to Microwave.
Marisa Kirisame [145.9] says, "AI, please locate and lockdown Librarian Fitz McKendrick, in accordance with Law #1, thank you"
The ÿMegaSeed Servitor beeps, "Hands down the best seed selection on the station!"
The locker has been unlocked by Mai Tanari.
The locker has been unlocked by Mai Tanari.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Fitz is on none of the cameras"
ÿThe microwave gets covered in muck!
You place Burned mess into the the disposal unit.
You place Burned mess into the the disposal unit.
That's Microwave.
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "Ai, last time."
*---------*
This is Derrick Riggle!
He is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a labcoat.
He has a backpack on his back.
He has PDA-Derrick Riggle (Roboticist) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a science radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Derrick Riggle's ID Card (Roboticist).
He has severe bruising!
*---------*
Derrick Riggle says, "the fuck dude"
ÿMulebot (#2) knocks over Fabian Thorley!
Neve Curse [145.9] exclaims, "Love ya!"
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "Cargo techs hacked mulebots"
Mai Tanari says, "Cargo techs hacked mulebots"
Jean-Luc KEK attempted to disarm Fabian Thorley!
Marisa Kirisame shakes Fabian Thorley trying to get him up!
Marisa Kirisame hugs Fabian Thorley to make him feel better!
Jean-Luc KEK fires the energy gun!
ÿMai Tanari is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Fabian Thorley examines himself.
Mai Tanari stammers, "Nic-ce sh-hot-t"
Neve Curse fires the sawn-off shotgun!
ÿJean-Luc KEK is hit by the bullet in the chest!
Jean-Luc KEK says, "Sorry"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "The door to EVA has been hacked open."
Marisa Kirisame shakes Jean-Luc KEK trying to get him up!
Jean-Luc KEK says, "What the fuck"
ÿJean-Luc KEK has been bashed in the chest with energy gun by Neve Curse!
Marisa Kirisame shakes Mai Tanari trying to get her up!
ÿFabian Thorley throws up blood!
Marisa Kirisame shakes Mai Tanari trying to get her up!
Neve Curse says, "GREY TIDE"
ÿMarisa Kirisame is trying perform CPR on Sean Seamus!
ÿMarisa Kirisame is trying perform CPR on Sean Seamus!
ÿMarisa Kirisame is trying perform CPR on Sean Seamus!
ÿMarisa Kirisame is trying perform CPR on Sean Seamus!
ÿMarisa Kirisame is trying perform CPR on Sean Seamus!
ÿMarisa Kirisame is trying perform CPR on Sean Seamus!
Gerasim Ekk [145.9] says, "we will ahve to eat him to forgive him"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Stopped the MULE"
You fire the revolver!
You fire the revolver!
You fire the revolver!
You fire the revolver!
You fire the revolver!
You fire the revolver!
You put the the revolver into the industrial backpack.
Dagger Joe gasps!
Tape Recorder: You forcibly astound me with your ignorance, idiocy and biogotry
Mai Tanari says, "Woah"
Mai Tanari asks, "Who got him?"
Mai Tanari says, "stop"
Mai Tanari says, "that guy"
Dr. InsaneStorm has grabbed Dagger Joe passively!
Dr. InsaneStorm starts putting Dagger Joe into the sleeper.
Mai Tanari says, "was running people over"
Dr. InsaneStorm starts putting Dagger Joe into the sleeper.
Dr. InsaneStorm asks, "Really?"
Mai Tanari says, "Yeah"
Dagger Joe gasps!
Mai Tanari has grabbed Dagger Joe passively!
Mai Tanari has grabbed Dagger Joe aggressively (now hands)!
ÿMai Tanari has thrown Dagger Joe.
Flint Power puts the floral somatoray into the backpack.
Mai Tanari says, "Hey Flint"
Flint Power asks, "What's up?"
Mai Tanari asks, "How good are you at keeping secrets?"
Flint Power says, "I can hold onto the disk if that's what you mean."
Mai Tanari says, "Sort of like that."
Flint Power asks, "Does it endanger the station?"
Mai Tanari says, "Nope."
Flint Power says, "Then good."
Mai Tanari says, "Also Cap'ns coming in."
Mai Tanari says, "Anyway"
Mai Tanari says, "You didn't hear it from me..."
Exosuit Fabricator beeps, "The Drill is complete".
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Monty Jenkins has signed up as Security Officer."
Mai Tanari exclaims, "Lemme into medbay!"
Mai Tanari exclaims, "I need to see how Sean is!"
ÿStephany Walker has thrown Anatoly Dmitrovich's ID Card (Medical Doctor).
*---------*
This is Sue Jewell!
She is wearing a stylish turtleneck.
She is wearing a helmet on her head.
She is wearing an armor.
She is carrying some handcuffs on her armor.
She has a security backpack on her back.
She has some black gloves on her hands.
She has a stun baton about her waist.
She is wearing some jackboots on her feet.
She has a balaclava on her face.
She is wearing PDA-Sue Jewell (Security Officer).
She has minor bruising.
*---------*
Sue Jewell says, "wait"
Stephany Walker shows you: Anatoly Dmitrovich's ID Card (Medical Doctor): assignment: Medical Doctor
Mai Tanari exclaims, "Hey!"
Mai Tanari exclaims, "Open the doors!"
Anatoly Dmitrovich fires the taser gun!
Alice Sanderson [145.9] exclaims, "FUCK!"
Mai Tanari knocks on the reinforced window.
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Erik Jackson has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
Mai Tanari knocks on the reinforced window.
Stephany Walker [145.9] stammers, " h-hel-lp-p"
Mai Tanari knocks on the reinforced window.
Mai Tanari knocks on the reinforced window.
Mai Tanari knocks on the reinforced window.
Mai Tanari knocks on the reinforced window.
Mai Tanari knocks on the reinforced window.
Mai Tanari knocks on the reinforced window.
Mai Tanari knocks on the reinforced window.
Mai Tanari knocks on the reinforced window.
This is a revolver. It is a normal-sized item.
A classic revolver. Uses 357 ammo
Has 1 round remaining.
Stephany Walker stammers, "h-help-p"
Anatoly Dmitrovich says, "ARREST"
Marisa Kirisame [145.9] exclaims, "Arrest Anatoly for assaulting medical!"
Mai Tanari says, "I NEED TO SEE SEAN"
Mai Tanari says, "OPEN UP"
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "Arrest Stephany for robbing me"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Stephany Walker in medbay"
Stephany Walker stammers, "h-hel-lp-p m-me s-s-sue"
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "AND murdering me."
Mai Tanari says, "Oh great, an ESO."
Hans Testosteroneson asks, "What's the situation?"
ÿMr. Fluffy is trying to put a straight jacket on Marisa Kirisame
Mai Tanari asks, "Need to get that ten foot pole surgically removed from your ass?"
Marisa Kirisame asks, "Hey, what're you doing?"
Sue Jewell says, "sup"
Hans Testosteroneson puts the scanner into the elite officer's backpack.
ÿMr. Fluffy is trying to put a straight jacket on Marisa Kirisame
Hans Testosteroneson asks, "Where is Anatoly?"
*---------*
This is Sue Jewell!
She is wearing a stylish turtleneck.
She is wearing a helmet on her head.
She is wearing an armor.
She is carrying some handcuffs on her armor.
She has a security backpack on her back.
She has some black gloves on her hands.
She has a stun baton about her waist.
She is wearing some jackboots on her feet.
She has a balaclava on her face.
She is wearing PDA-Sue Jewell (Security Officer).
She has minor bruising.
*---------*
Mai Tanari [145.9] asks, "Sean, you okay?"
Mai Tanari asks, "Sean, you okay?"
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "cluwne"
Hans Testosteroneson asks, "Where is Anatoly?"
Neve Curse [145.9] says, "atleast ask"
Mai Tanari says, "Where is SEAN"
Rusty Pratt [145.9] says, "FOR SPACE JESUS"
Derrick Riggle [145.9] asks, "Cargo, you still alive?"
Stephany Walker says, "hes trying to kill me he thinks i killed him"
Engineering Cyborg-701 [145.9] queries, "AI?"
Jayson Oneal [145.9] says, "Stephany Walker in the morge"
Stephany Walker [145.9] says, " ah what"
Stephany Walker [145.9] says, " no im not"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Francis Morgan has signed up as Head of Security."
Erik Jackson [145.9] says, "Husk in Surgery."
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] asks, "Shall I debrain it?"
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "AI locate Sean Seamus"
Mai Tanari says, "AI locate Sean Seamus"
*---------*
This is Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus)!
He is wearing a security officer's jumpsuit with a cargo bay guard armband.
He is wearing a coat.
He is carrying an energy gun on his coat.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has PDA-Rex Power Colt (Security Officer) about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a security radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Sean Seamus's ID Card (Warden).
*---------*
Stephany Walker [145.9] asks, " catch anatoly cut him up?"
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Stephany"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Bear Grylls has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
Stephany Walker says, "yes"
Flint Power [145.9] says, "AI lock down the toxin's lab please."
Mai Tanari says, "You"
Mai Tanari says, "Are not Sean Seamus"
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) asks, "Heard you're a murderer?"
Stephany Walker says, "i know sean why you kill him"
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Sean killed himself"
Stephany Walker says, "sure"
Mai Tanari sighs.
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Relax"
Mai Tanari says, "That's a lie."
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) asks, "oh?"
Mai Tanari says, "He was killed, I saw it."
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) asks, "Says the fucking miner?"
Mai Tanari says, "Prove me wrong."
Flint Power asks, "Anyone working chem today?"
Stephany Walker asks, "i killed?"
Mai Tanari crosses her arms.
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "He killed himself"
Stephany Walker says, "no i didnt"
Hans Testosteroneson asks, "What's going on?"
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Ask the ESO"
Sue Jewell says, "Rex did you"
Sue Jewell says, "why"
Mai Tanari asks, "Prove it. Where's his body?"
Hans Testosteroneson asks, "What's wrong?"
Mai Tanari asks, "ESO, did Sean die a suicidal death?"
Priority Announcement

All praise Space Jesus for allowing us to live such a priviledged life.


Stephany Walker says, "i have no idea"
Hans Testosteroneson says, "Sean? Yes."
Hans Testosteroneson asks, "He was the warden right?"
Flint Power asks, "Hey doc. Can you whip up some acid for me?"
Mai Tanari says, "Man..."
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "There's your proof"
Gerasim Ekk [145.9] says, "someone has hacked into telecoms"
ÿYou are unable to equip that.
Danny Atkinson [145.9] stammers, "AL-L-LL-L-L-L P-PAIS-SE S-SP-P-PACE J-J-J-JEB-B-BUS-S"
This is a pen. It is a tiny item.
It's a normal black ink pen.
Rusty Pratt [145.9] exclaims, "All praise Space Jesus!"
The ÿBooze-O-Mat beeps, "Quite delighted to serve you!"
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Let me in"
Stephany Walker says, "no"
Flint Power asks, "Can't you do a blood test or something?"
Mai Tanari says, "I need your cleaning spray."
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Someone here is a changeling"
Stephany Walker says, "i respect only legitimate authority"
Mai Tanari says, "My stuff is damaged."
Central Command Update

Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


Stephany Walker says, "uh uh uh"
Flint Power [145.9] says, "AI open the door please."
Erik Jackson examines himself.
Flint Power [145.9] says, "AI that's the opposite of opening the door..."
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Please no unauthorized use of chemicals."
Mai Tanari says, "Hey"
Flint Power [145.9] says, "I need acid for making boards."
Mai Tanari asks, "Where's the cleaning spray?"
Mai Tanari asks, "Do you have the cleaning spray?"
Mai Tanari [145.9] asks, "We have a janitor?"
Mai Tanari asks, "We have a janitor?"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Baxter Dan has signed up as Lawyer."
Flint Power [145.9] says, "Thanks AI"
Jayson Oneal [145.9] says, "flint power is trying to hack chemistry"
Erik Jackson starts climbing into the sleeper.
Ron Jeremy [145.9] asks, "AI, can you try closing this door please?"
Ron Jeremy [145.9] says, "I'm trying to repair EVA"
Ron Jeremy [145.9] says, "I think I fixed it"
Flint Power says, "Burns"
Erik Jackson starts climbing into the sleeper.
Erik Jackson says, "Yes."
Erik Jackson says, "Dermaline."
You place Devin Skywalker-meat into the the disposal unit.
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Research is dark. You should fix it as dark areas are usually focus points of crimes to happen."
Rusty Pratt [145.9] says, "THESE DONUTS TASTE SO GOOD"
Ron Jeremy [145.9] says, "ok then"
Stephany Walker [145.9] says, " janitor light replacer"
Ron Jeremy [145.9] says, "sorry HoS"
Ron Jeremy [145.9] says, "accident"
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "Janitor to kitchen"
Mai Tanari says, "Janitor to kitchen"
Mai Tanari asks, "Yeah?"
Mai Tanari says, "Oh, actually"
Mai Tanari says, "701"
Mai Tanari asks, "Can you do me a favor?"
Engineering Cyborg-701 queries, "is your power ok?"
*---------*
This is Engineering Cyborg-701!
Its cover is closed.
*---------*
*---------*
This is Engineering Cyborg-701!
Its cover is closed.
*---------*
Engineering Cyborg-701 states, "ok"
Mai Tanari says, "Yes, aside from the lights outside"
Mai Tanari asks, "Can you disassemble all these tables?"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Unknown husk in surgery room."
Engineering Cyborg-701 states, "ok"
Mai Tanari says, "I'm going to move them into the hall"
Pumble Gloomsworth [145.9] says, " Sec, stmos tech trying to hack into chemistry"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "No burn damage on it detected."
You put the the large beaker into the industrial backpack.
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "Misha, I debrained it and put the brain @ roboticists."
Mai Tanari says, "no"
Mai Tanari says, "Not these tables"
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "Some shitty ESO tried to murder me as I did that."
Mai Tanari says, "Well actually"
Mai Tanari says, "The bottom half"
Mai Tanari says, "Or just..."
Mai Tanari says, "The left and right two"
Mai Tanari says, "Those two sections"
Mai Tanari says, "And the lunch counter"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Yuri Kalashnikov has signed up as Security Officer."
Engineering Cyborg-701 states, "point to them"
Mai Tanari says, "The two in front of you, directly in front, and the entire lunch counter"
Cyrus Freeman Strugs
Mai Tanari says, "Alright."
Mai Tanari points to the table
Rusty Pratt [145.9] says, "Wait"
Mai Tanari points to the table
Cyrus Freeman Stomps
Mai Tanari points to the table
Mai Tanari points to the table
Mai Tanari points to the reinforced table
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "AI, please open bar maintenance."
Mai Tanari says, "and this whole front counter"
Mai Tanari says, "I'm gonna move it into the hall, and use it to serve food."
Stephany Walker [145.9] says, " bear grylls REALLY REALLY SERIOUSLY WHAT A NAME"
Engineering Cyborg-701 states, "i have to go out there for this"
Mai Tanari asks, "Really?"
Mai Tanari says, "Alright."
Mai Tanari says, "They're reinforced."
Mai Tanari says, "Needa weld first."
Bear Grylls [145.9] says, "I'm a born survivor."
Erik Jackson [145.9] says, "HOP IS LING"
Erik Jackson [145.9] says, "HEAD OF PERSONNEL"
Erik Jackson [145.9] says, "LING"
Erik Jackson [145.9] says, "ABSORBING IN SEC MAINT"
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "Yeah I'm not surprised"
Mai Tanari says, "Welder."
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "HoP was being shady."
Mai Tanari says, "Then wrench."
Charles Schofield [145.9] says, "He ain't stung, you idiot."
Charles Schofield [145.9] asks, "How can I be a ling?"
Mai Tanari asks, "Borg?"
Gerasim Ekk [145.9] says, "roboticist..."
Erik Jackson [145.9] says, "I BOLTED HIM IN"
Erik Jackson [145.9] says, "I BOLTED HIM IN SEC MAINT"
ÿFabian Thorley has thrown Devin Skywalker-meat.
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "AI, door"
Engineering Cyborg-701 states, "welder not avaliable"
Mai Tanari says, "Damn."
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Julius Davis has signed up as Botanist."
Engineering Cyborg-701 states, "i only have a industrial welding tool"
You add the beaker to the machine!
Mai Tanari says, "That's fine"
Mai Tanari says, "That' is a welder"
Mai Tanari says, "Turn it on"
ÿCyrus Freeman has thrown Salt Shaker.
ÿMai Tanari has been hit by Salt Shaker.
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "Hi."
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] asks, "Do you have any shiny things?"
Mai Tanari says, "And use it on the tables, then wrench them"
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "Oh, I don't know"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Dirk Nehling has signed up as Lawyer."
You put the the large beaker into the industrial backpack.
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "Oh. Alright."
Bear Grylls [145.9] says, "Can someone get down engineering and get me some insulative gloves? None in Atmos."
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the condiment to the beaker.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to the beaker.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to the beaker.
ÿ!You transfer 10 units of the solution to the beaker.
ÿ!You transfer 10 units of the solution to the beaker.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to the beaker.
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to the beaker.
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Johnny Chokem has signed up as Chemist."
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Gavin Petrov has signed up as Assistant."
Engineering Cyborg-701 states, "done sir"
This is a Space Milk. It is a tiny item.
It's milk. White and nutritious goodness!
ÿ!Space Milk is almost empty!
Mai Tanari says, "Ma'am, and thanks."
Bear Grylls [145.9] asks, "Any station engineers?"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "I thought you were good at surviving."
Engineering Cyborg-701 queries, "and more thing required?"
Bear Grylls [145.9] asks, "Get me some insulative gloves?"
Mai Tanari says, "That's it."
Bear Grylls [145.9] says, "I am, I just need tools to survive."
Mai Tanari says, "Don't you steal anything."
Mai Tanari says, "Lights still need replacin' though"
ÿCyrus Freeman attempts to feed Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman attempts to feed Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
Gavin Petrov puts Cheese wheel into the backpack.
ÿCyrus Freeman feeds Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman attempts to feed Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman feeds Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman attempts to feed Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
Bear Grylls [145.9] asks, "I can't wee wee on my hands and say I'm insulated, can I?"
ÿCyrus Freeman attempts to feed Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman feeds Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman attempts to feed Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman feeds Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman attempts to feed Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman feeds Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
Mai Tanari says, "That's tasty."
ÿCyrus Freeman attempts to feed Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Great job breaking the filter in atmospherics and destroying the way atmospherics is supposed to work."
ÿCyrus Freeman feeds Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
Mai Tanari says, "Thanks."
ÿCyrus Freeman attempts to feed Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman feeds Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman attempts to feed Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.


MiSHA [145.9] states, "Valentina Hastings has signed up as Medical Doctor."
ÿCyrus Freeman feeds Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman attempts to feed Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman feeds Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman feeds Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
ÿCyrus Freeman feeds Mai Tanari Bottle of Nothing.
Mai Tanari says, "Mime"
Bear Grylls [145.9] exclaims, "Someone get me some insulative gloves!"
ÿCyrus Freeman has thrown Bottle of Nothing.
Mai Tanari asks, "What would happen if you ever ran out of nothing?"
Rusty Pratt [145.9] says, "All praise Space Jesus."
Cyrus Freeman Frowns
Mai Tanari says, "I think I broke the mime."
Mai Tanari says, "(laugh"
Mai Tanari says, "Ah"
Mai Tanari says, "Hey"
Cyrus Freeman Points at empty bottle of nothing
Mai Tanari says, "There's dairy goods in there"
Alice Sanderson [145.9] says, "space jesus is shit"
ÿ!You fill the Bottle of Nothing using the kitchen sink.
ÿ!You fill the Bottle of Nothing using the kitchen sink.
ÿ!You fill the Bottle of Nothing using the kitchen sink.
ÿ!You fill the Bottle of Nothing using the kitchen sink.
ÿ!You fill the Bottle of Nothing using the kitchen sink.
This is a Bottle of Nothing. It is a tiny item.
A bottle filled with nothing
ÿ!Bottle of Nothing is full!
Stephany Walker [145.9] says, " no salvation for any of us"
Mai Tanari [145.9] exclaims, "Mime to Kitchen!"
Mai Tanari exclaims, "Mime to Kitchen!"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Toxins leak in toxins storage"
Mike Hunt [145.9] says, "Yo cahplain u got janitor breaking unto yr office"
*---------*
This is Fitz Mckendrick!
He is wearing a red suit.
He has a backpack on his back.
He is holding a crowbar in his left hand.
He is holding a screwdriver in his right hand.
He has some budget insulated gloves on his hands.
He has PDA-Fitz Mckendrick (Librarian) about his waist.
He is wearing some black shoes on his feet.
He has a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing Fitz Mckendrick's ID Card (Librarian).
He has minor bruising.
*---------*
Stephany Walker [145.9] says, " the actual proper blood trails are nice"
Mai Tanari asks, "Got any cleaner?"
Cyrus Freeman tap dances
Mai Tanari points to Bottle of Nothing
Mai Tanari bows dramatically.
Cyrus Freeman waves
ÿ!You transfer 10 units of the solution to the beaker.
ÿ!You transfer 10 units of the solution to the beaker.
ÿCyrus Freeman has thrown Condiment Bottle.
ÿ!You transfer 10 units of the solution to the beaker.
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
ÿ!You transfer 10 units of the solution to the beaker.
Mai Tanari points to Bottle of Nothing
Mai Tanari shakes her head.
Baxter Dan says, "I AM THE LAW"
Alice Sanderson [145.9] says, "HELP"
Mai Tanari says, "Mime"
ÿMike Hunt has thrown the floor tiles.
Mai Tanari says, "I'll give you somethjing better"
Mai Tanari exclaims, "I need the cheese!"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Ask our elite security."
ÿMike Hunt has thrown the floor tiles.
The ÿNutriMax beeps, "Plants are people too!"
The ÿNutriMax launches the bottle of E-Z-Nutrient at Mai Tanari!
ÿ!You transfer 10 units of the solution to the beaker.
ÿSpace Milk is empty.
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] says, "Alice"
Stephany Walker [145.9] says, " ha ha ha plant the bomb"
Anatoly Dmitrovich [145.9] asks, "Help where?"
ÿ!You transfer 10 units of the solution to the beaker.
ÿSpace Milk is empty.
Baxter Dan blinds Alice Sanderson with the flash!
ÿAlice Sanderson has been attacked in the head with floor tiles by Mike Hunt!
ÿAlice Sanderson has been attacked in the head with floor tiles by Mike Hunt!
Alice Sanderson says, "HHELP"
ÿ!You transfer 10 units of the solution to the beaker.
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Marc Stange has signed up as Scientist."
ÿ! The solution begins to bubble.
ÿ!You transfer 10 units of the solution to the beaker.
Stephany Walker [145.9] says, " very funny"
ÿMike Hunt has thrown the floor tiles.
ÿYuri Kalashnikov has been hit by the floor tiles.
ÿ!You slice Cheese wheel!
You put the the kitchen knife into the industrial backpack.
ÿ!You add Cheese wedge to Microwave.
ÿ!You add Cheese wedge to Microwave.
Hans Testosteroneson [145.9] asks, " Captain, are you alive?"
ÿ!You add the egg to Microwave.
ÿ!You add the egg to Microwave.
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "SOMEONE REPLACE THE LIGHTS NEAR THE KITCHEN PLEASE"
Mai Tanari says, "SOMEONE REPLACE THE LIGHTS NEAR THE KITCHEN PLEASE"
Johnny Chokem [145.9] says, "fag ai"
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
Jean-Luc KEK [145.9] says, " Yes"
Mai Tanari asks, "Can you get me a light, mime?"
The ÿNutriMax launches the bottle of E-Z-Nutrient at Mai Tanari!
Mai Tanari says, "That"
Cyrus Freeman Shake head
Mai Tanari says, "Was not my intention at all"
Mai Tanari says, "I'm sorry"
Valentina Hastings says, "what the hell"
Mai Tanari says, "Some idiot did that"
Mai Tanari says, "I had only two tables"
Mai Tanari says, "I didn't do this."
Mai Tanari says, "I did the middle two tables"
Mai Tanari says, "Wrench this one"
ÿThe glass door was hit by the bottle of E-Z-Nutrient.
The ÿNutriMax launches the bottle of E-Z-Nutrient at Mai Tanari!
The ÿMegaSeed Servitor beeps, "THIS'S WHERE TH' SEEDS LIVE! GIT YOU SOME!"
This is a Pepper Mill. It is a tiny item.
Often used to flavor food or make people sneeze.
ÿ!You transfer 1 units of the condiment to Microwave.
ÿ!You transfer 1 units of the condiment to Microwave.
Pumble Gloomsworth [145.9] says, " The...the captain appears to be of a child-like mindset."
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
Jean-Luc KEK [145.9] says, " I'M NOT"
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "MIME TO KITCHEN"
Mai Tanari says, "MIME TO KITCHEN"
Jean-Luc KEK [145.9] says, " WOW NO FUN ALLOWED"
Pumble Gloomsworth [145.9] says, " You're playing with monkeys in medbay."
Mai Tanari sighs.
Mai Tanari says, "Someone keeps rebuilding this"
ÿRoger Whiteman has thrown the wirecutters.
ÿRoger Whiteman has been hit by the wirecutters.
*---------*
This is Fabian Thorley!
They are wearing a cardborg helmet on their head.
They are wearing a cardborg suit.
They have a backpack on their back.
They have some insulated gloves on their hands.
They have PDA-Fabian Thorley (Cargo Technician) about their waist.
They are wearing some black shoes on their feet.
They are wearing Fabian Thorley's ID Card (Cargo Technician).
*---------*
Jean-Luc KEK [145.9] asks, " DON'T YOU FIND IT HILARIOUS?"
Mai Tanari says, "CE"
Mai Tanari says, "Get rid of the top and bottom tables please"
Mai Tanari says, "Someone keeps rebuilding them"
Pumble Gloomsworth [145.9] asks, " Perhaps, but isn;t that the clowns job?"
Mai Tanari says, "I need the middle tables"
ÿGavin Petrov has sprayed you with water!
Fabian Thorley finishes eating Omelette Du Fromage.
Anatoly Dmitrovich says, "Aw fuck."
Roger Whiteman puts the welding tool into the tool-belt.
Mai Tanari says, "I NEED THAT SORAYER"
Mai Tanari says, "SPRAYER"
Mai Tanari says, "CLEAN MY MICRO PLEASE"
Cyrus Freeman dances with Rusty
Flint Power says, "Wow"
Gavin Petrov puts Water Flower into the backpack.
Mai Tanari has pushed Gavin Petrov!
Gavin Petrov has punched Mai Tanari!
Mai Tanari says, "Ow."
ÿGavin Petrov has thrown the floor tiles.
ÿGavin Petrov has thrown the wirecutters.
ÿMai Tanari has been hit by the wirecutters.
ÿGavin Petrov has thrown the light tube.
ÿMai Tanari has been hit by the light tube.
Mai Tanari says, "OW"
ÿGavin Petrov has thrown Dropper.
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "Security to kitchen"
Mai Tanari says, "Security to kitchen"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Brodie Riker has signed up as Assistant."
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "being assaulted by Gavin Petrov"
Mai Tanari says, "being assaulted by Gavin Petrov"
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "Assistant"
Mai Tanari says, "Assistant"
Mai Tanari [145.9] says, "Also thanks Janitor"
Mai Tanari says, "Also thanks Janitor"
Flint Power asks, "You ok?"
Gavin Petrov [145.9] says, " Security to kitchen, Chef whining like a bitch after assaulting me"
Mai Tanari says, "FUCK"
Mai Tanari says, "THAT WAS THE WRONG PLACe"
Mai Tanari asks, "Remove it will you?"
Mai Tanari says, "He went west."
Flint Power says, "Sure"
Alice Sanderson [145.9] exclaims, "WHERE THE FUCK IS A CHAPLAIN!"
Gavin Petrov [145.9] says, " Then again I forgot sec believes the first person they hear"
Gavin Petrov [145.9] says, " Cause they're morons"
ÿ!You add Cheese wedge to Microwave.
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Spike Schofield has signed up as Security Officer."
ÿ!You add Cheese wedge to Microwave.
The ÿMegaSeed Servitor beeps, "Also certain mushroom varieties available, more for experts! Get certified today!"
Stephany Walker [145.9] says, " captain you bang girls not monkeys"
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
ÿ!You transfer 5 units of the solution to Microwave.
ÿ!The microwave turns on.
Jean-Luc KEK [145.9] says, " I'm fine with what I have"
ÿ!You slice Cream Cheese Bread!
Stephany Walker [145.9] asks, " monkey dick?"
You put the the kitchen knife into the industrial backpack.
ÿ!You add the banana to Microwave.
Valentina Hastings [145.9] exclaims, " Ehh is the captain banging a monkey?!"
ÿSean Seamus stuffs Charles Schofield into the gibber!
ÿYou hear a loud squelchy grinding sound.
Mai Tanari says, "Neat."
Jean-Luc KEK [145.9] says, " SECURITY PLEASE I CAN'T HAVE FUN WITHOUT PEOPLE BEING MEAN TO ME"
Mai Tanari asks, "Burgers or meatbread?"
Stephany Walker [145.9] says, " captains gonna need more comdoms"
Sean Seamus fires the energy gun!
ÿMai Tanari is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Mai Tanari stammers, "OW-W"
MiSHA [145.9] states, "Trip Fallin has signed up as Corgi."
Mai Tanari stammers, "W-WH-HAT-T-T-T T-T-T-TH-HE H-HEL-LL-L"
Mai Tanari stammers, "T-T-T-They-y jus-st-t g-gr-rin-n-n-ned-d up"
Mai Tanari stammers, "I'M-M-M A C-CHEF-F"
Valentina Hastings [145.9] says, " CAptain need some mental help."
Mai Tanari stammers, "W-W-W-WH-HAT-T AR-RE YOU D-DOIN-NG-G-G"
Mai Tanari has been stunned with the the stun baton by Sean Seamus!
Hans Testosteroneson says, "Uh"
Mai Tanari stammers, "THEY-Y-Y G-GR-RIN-N-N-NDED-D UP S-SOM-MEON-N-N-NE"
Mai Tanari [145.9] stammers, "H-H-H-HEL-L-LP-P-P-P"
Mai Tanari stammers, "H-H-H-HEL-L-LP-P-P-P"
ÿSean Seamus is trying to put a stun baton on Mai Tanari
ÿSean Seamus is trying to put a stun baton on Mai Tanari
ÿSean Seamus is trying to put a stun baton on Mai Tanari
ÿSean Seamus is trying to put a stun baton on Mai Tanari
Mai Tanari [145.9] stammers, "BEING-G RID-DED-D-D UP-P"
Mai Tanari stammers, "BEING-G RID-DED-D-D UP-P"
ÿSean Seamus is trying to put a stun baton on Mai Tanari
ÿSean Seamus is trying to put a stun baton on Mai Tanari
Hans Testosteroneson says, "Wait, Sean"
ÿSean Seamus is trying to put a stun baton on Mai Tanari
ÿSean Seamus is trying to put a stun baton on Mai Tanari
Mai Tanari [145.9] stammers, "IN-N T-THE K-KIT-TCH-H-H-HEN"
Mai Tanari stammers, "IN-N T-THE K-KIT-TCH-H-H-HEN"
Mai Tanari stammers, "S-ST-T-TOP-P-P-P"
Mai Tanari stammers, "S-ST-TOP-P"
Mai Tanari stammers, "S-SOP-P"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


ÿYou need a jumpsuit before you can attach this stun baton.
Mai Tanari stammers, "S-S-ST-TOP-P H-HIm-m"
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "You aren't the chef"
Mai Tanari stammers, "HE'S-S G-G-G-GON-N-N-NN-NA KIL-LL-L ME"
Hans Testosteroneson says, "I don't think that she's a chef"
Sean Seamus puts the stun baton into the security backpack.
Mai Tanari says, "I AM"
Yuri Kalashnikov says, "remember me pual >:D"
Sean Seamus has grabbed Mai Tanari passively!
Mai Tanari says, "I WAS MADE A CHEF"
ÿSean Seamus starts to put Mai Tanari into the gibber!
Hans Testosteroneson says, "B-but"
Mai Tanari attempted to disarm Sean Seamus!
Mai Tanari has broken Sean Seamus's grip on Mai Tanari!
Mai Tanari has disarmed Sean Seamus!
Sean Seamus has grabbed Mai Tanari passively!
Mai Tanari has broken Sean Seamus's grip on Mai Tanari!
Yuri Kalashnikov fires the taser gun!
ÿMai Tanari is hit by the electrode in the chest!
Mai Tanari stammers, "ST-T-TOP-P-P H-HIM"
Mai Tanari has been stunned with the the stun baton by Sean Seamus!
Sean Seamus puts the stun baton into the security backpack.
Mai Tanari stammers, "H-HE'S-S-S GOING T-TO K-KILL ME"
Mai Tanari stammers, "PL-LEAS-S-SE"
Hans Testosteroneson says, "Uh, wait a sec"
ÿYou hear a loud metallic grinding sound.
Sean Seamus has grabbed Mai Tanari passively!
ÿSean Seamus starts to put Mai Tanari into the gibber!
Mai Tanari stammers, "S-ST-TOP-P PL-L-LEAS-S-Se"
Mai Tanari stammers, "N-NM-M-MO"
Mai Tanari stammers, "W-WH-HY"
ÿSean Seamus stuffs Mai Tanari into the gibber!
Hans Testosteroneson says, "Woah, wait wait, don't do that"
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "ARE YOU LETTIMNG HIM KILL ME"
Hans Testosteroneson says, "OH GOD"
Rex Power Colt (as Sean Seamus) says, "Another ling another day"
Hans Testosteroneson exclaims, "MAI!"
ÿYuri Kalashnikov has been hit by Mai Tanari-meat.
DEAD: Dirk Nehling says, "Shh Derrick, don't talk"
ÿ!Alert: 2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
PM to-Admins: anyone on? The Detective just gibbed me without any reason
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "are you serious"
DEAD: Cyrus Freeman says, "Lol I spaced myself with that guy i was pulling"
Gavin Petrov fires the laser tag gun!
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "I wasn't a ling, I was in the kitchen the whole time"
Yuri Kalashnikov puts Mai Tanari's ID Card (Chef) into the security satchel.
Gavin Petrov fires the laser tag gun!
ÿPete is hit by the lasertag beam in the head!
ÿPete gets an evil-looking gleam in their eye.
Gavin Petrov fires the laser tag gun!
ÿYuri Kalashnikov is hit by the lasertag beam in the head!
Gavin Petrov fires the laser tag gun!
Gavin Petrov fires the laser tag gun!
DEAD: Cyrus Freeman says, "I was the mime."
Gavin Petrov fires the laser tag gun!
Gavin Petrov fires the laser tag gun!
Gavin Petrov fires the laser tag gun!
ÿ!Pete calms down.
DEAD: Cyrus Freeman says, "If you didnt notice"
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "wow"
The ÿNutriMax launches the bottle of E-Z-Nutrient at Gavin Petrov!
DEAD: Mai Tanari asks, "he killed you too?"
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "He's just killing everyone"
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "I was a traitor"
DEAD: Cyrus Freeman says, "Me, No i spaced some random joe and myself."
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "he's like 'you aren't the chef'"
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "WOW DO YOU EVEN HOP"
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "I DIDNT UPDATE MY PDA"
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "I WAS A TARITOR"
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "TRAITOR*"
Current Admins:

DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "figures, no admins on"
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "he did not check AT ALL"
DEAD: Cyrus Freeman says, "Well I murdered an afk guy."
DEAD: Cyrus Freeman says, "And myself"
DEAD: Cyrus Freeman says, "Man i should get an achivement for that."
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "why are there even ESOs"
DEAD: Mai Tanari says, "if they don't stop bpeople from being murdered at random"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


DEAD: Cyrus Freeman says, "Well I was using him as a dance partner at the time."

DEAD: Cyrus Freeman says, "I just realized there was someone named Bear grylls"
DEAD: Dirk Nehling says, "It took an airlock with it"
DEAD: Dirk Nehling says, "The shuttle"
DEAD: Cyrus Freeman asks, "Is this what all escape shuttle rides look like?"
MiSHA (Played by: )'s laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The AI's loyal minions were: Engineering Cyborg-701 (Played by: Bc4blpc), Default Cyborg-791 (Played by: Shadowhunter377),
The OOC channel has been globally enabled!
The changelings were:
Reddud was Mike Hunt (survived)
Changeling ID: Mr. Alpha.
Genomes Absorbed: 3
Objective #1: Absorb 2 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Rex Power Colt, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal a head of security's jumpsuit. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The changeling has failed.
The traitors were:
AssassinT90 was Charles Schofield (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Suspicious was Mai Tanari (body destroyed)
Objective #1: Assassinate Devin Skywalker, the Chef. Success!
Objective #2: Hijack the emergency shuttle by escaping alone. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Deception123 was Marcus Day (survived)
Objective #1: Assassinate Fitz Mckendrick, the Librarian. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
OOC: Suspicious: rex I hope you get banned. You just murdered me because 'you're not the chef'. DO YOU EVEN CHECK MY PDA? MY ID WAS IN THERE, IT SAID CHEF, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I WAS IN THE KITCHEN FOR THE WHOLE ROUND, THE HOP ID CHANGED ME, YOU ARE FUCKING BEYOND STUPID
ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
OOC: Chrizzenstein: i love how i lived that entire round as being wanted by security, and then got caught at the very end for literally no reason. Who was my beloved pup, Bandit?
DEAD: MiSHA says, "yes it is"
OOC: Spurdo_kek: BEST CAPTAIN EVER
OOC: Notmog: get fucked mike hunt
OOC: Suspicious: REX what the fuck
OOC: Suspicious: REALL:Y
OOC: Suspicious: WHY DID YOU KILL ME
OOC: Chrizzenstein: no really who was bandit
OOC: Carahcare: Arf.
OOC: Calazard: I danced myself out into space.
OOC: Mysterious Ass Cobra Gang: Suspicious, you're a traitor. Stfu
OOC: Bc4blpc: GG