Bobby

First thing? Hmmmm. I was in someone�s house, someone�s dining room. A bunch of people were sitting around the dining room table I suppose, and were busy in various tasks. CaptKirby was there, his head bent to whatever craft he was doing. I asked him a question, and he simply said �Yes, dear,� and kept on working. I looked to my right, and someone had a �CaptKirby� tattoo on their arm. I smiled, thinking it was Joel impossibly sitting next to me, but I looked up into the face of GTS smiling back at me. Weird? We chatted for a bit, and I looked around the table once more, and it seemed that I was the only one that wasn�t terrible busy into anything.
	So that was probably the most normal part of the dream. The next thing I remember is going into my basement for whatever reason, and seeing Ed just slip out of view from the bottom of the stairs. Bobby was sitting at the bottom, and I was really excited to see him. I gave him a very tight hug for a few minutes, and then looked at him. He had a discolored-blue, third eye between his eyebrows and a little to the left, my left. We were casually talking for a little bit, and then he says �Ally, don�t tell me that you don�t notice it.� Innocently I said, �Notice what?� Of course I had noticed his third eye, but I didn�t really think anything of it. His normal ones were more beautiful, and drew my attention away from it, although the discoloration in his third one was a very interesting to look at. He said, �Either you�re a very honest person, or you�re just trying to spare me any further embarrassment.� I said in reply, �Bobby, I have noticed your third eye, but I really don�t care about it.� He seemed to believe me, and smiled sort of sheepishly. I smiled back, and then looked around the room. It had gotten far busier as we were talking, and the number of people that were now in the basement was suffocating. Daniel was hanging off the top of the stairs, clearly enjoying himself, hooting and hollering. I sort of gave him a bad look, and continued scanning the area. It was like a fucking rave, in my basement. A very large black man with dreads nearly sweeping the floor came up to me, and said something like �The fuck are you doing here? Were you invited?� I said, �It�s my house.� He then sort of thought for a moment, and everyone started to laugh at him. He grinned, then said �WELL WHY AREN�T YOU FUCKING PARTYING?!� Everyone started to run around then, moshing, kick-boxing, whatever. Just being very rowdy. I found my way through a particular clump of people near the door that lead to the garage, and when I scaled the stairs I was in an entirely different house, and not even a garage. I recognized a red head guy who was an asshole at my school, and was scared for just a second. I said, �Oh, I�m so sorry, I�m in the wrong house somehow.� He said �It�s fine, I know what happened. Just go back down those stairs and up the ones you originally came down on.� I nodded and smiled, relieved that he was so helpful. I went back into my basement, and everyone was acting so nuts. Even Daniel. That annoyed me the most out of the whole situation. He was very drunk. Very uncharacteristic of him. I don�t exactly know where this part lead to�
	Another part, I was in a mall. Naked. Riding on a little bike or something, an electric scooter? I was sitting with my legs in front of me. I was behind Daniel. He was also naked. I was very nervous at first, but for some reason I felt comfortable. Probably since I was with Daniel. We were zooming around the mall, and eventually I heard someone else zooming right behind us. It was some guy, and he was ogling me from behind. He caressed my back when he was near, and kept making low grunting noises. I was pissed. The man said something like �This was great man, I owe you one.� He then came on my back a little bit. I was furious. �DANIEL, YOU SET THIS UP?� Daniel shrugged, and I didn�t know what to believe. We came to a sports store or something eventually, and Daniel was choosing something for me to wear. He chose one thing that was like, basketball shorts attached to a tight tank-top, and was excited to have me try it on. It fit, except that my pubic hair was so massive that I couldn�t pull my shorts all the way up? I was disgusted. I looked at a profile view of myself, and the hair was like 6 inches long, and incredibly gnarly. I mentioned that I could trim it with scissors. I was sitting in a bathtub then, doing just what I said I was, and Todd appeared. Dan and I were in the bathtub together (With someone else that I can�t identify) and we said �Oh, we�re just playing a game, don�t mind us.� Todd was like �Show me the game, then.� Dan and whoever sat at one end of the tub, and I sat at the other. It was some game where like, there�d be a line of toy people at the edge of the tub, and I was the mother? They could only take half of what was left, and I could take however many I wanted. I forget what the object of the game was. I kept losing, though. Todd seemed satisfied, and walked away. As soon as he did, the wall that Dan was sitting against burst into flames, and so we started to run out of the sports department, and the mall itself. Hmmm..
	Another random part, I was outside. The party that was in my basement seemed to have moved outside, and my lawn was a mess. Daniel was standing on a sidewalk, and dropped his left foot onto the ground at a 45 degree angle to his body. He started to piss; his penis was his big toe. He was pointing it opposite the way he was facing, and was like filling up a random can on the ground. He was laughing as he did so, and I was just completely disgusted. Aaaand, I can�t remember anything else?

WAHHH, WAIT. Okay. I was in my living room, standing with someone, some girl?�and we were watching some idiots guys pull away from my house. They were pulling away rather quickly, and shifted into drive before they were clear of this yellow Trail Blazer thing, and crashed right into the side, neatly fusing their car with the right side of it. I was surprised, and not surprised.
Another part I forgot, I was in my basement (at one point where no one was in it) and decided to get to the top floor of my house by going through a vent? I tried pulling myself up into it, and Nate was there, and he pulled me up. They were in a little room watching the party from a number of video cameras. I couldn�t really see anything important in them, so I just dropped back down into the basement. That�s all.