Joker/Setsuna C-S Rank

C RANK

SETSUNA: ... I fell in a hole... again...

JOKER: You look like you're having fun, Setsuna.

SETSUNA: Joker... Do I look like I'm having fun...?

JOKER: Yeah, you look hilarious, standing in that pit.

SETSUNA: Really...? So I look like I'm having fun... Huh? I think I actually am starting to have fun...

JOKER: Then stay in there forever. Nobody will bother you.

SETSUNA: Okay... I'll try that...

JOKER: Call out if you feel like you're gonna die. Someone who isn't me will come save you. Probably.

SETSUNA: Okay...

JOKER: Laters.

SETSUNA: Bye... Joker...

SETSUNA: ... Huh? ... Maybe being stuck here... isn't so fun after all...
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B RANK

SETSUNA: I fell in... and can't get out... what a bother...

JOKER: I never knew you liked pitfalls so much.

SETSUNA: Joker... I'm not exactly... here because I want to be...

JOKER: You keep falling into holes even though you don't like them? That would make you an inattentive idiot, wouldn't it?

SETSUNA: Thank you... for calling me an idiot, Joker.

JOKER: I see. You've cleared any doubt in my mind that you're anything but an idiot.

SETSUNA: So... will you save me?

JOKER: What? Do you want me to save you?

SETSUNA: ... I'm not sure... what do you think, Joker?

JOKER: If you're asking me, I don't mind if you stay there.

SETSUNA: Really...? But... I am getting hungry... I think... I want to get out after all...

JOKER: Do you? Then try crawling out by yourself.

SETSUNA: Okay... I'll do what I can...

JOKER: ...

SETSUNA: ... I don't think this is working.

JOKER: That hole is pretty deep, after all. Maybe you should have noticed that before wasting your time.

SETSUNA: Sorry, but... could you help me...?

JOKER: Tch, you're hopeless. Fine.
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A RANK

JOKER: How is this happening...? I never thought I'd be the one...

SETSUNA: Joker... What are you doing in that hole?

JOKER: ...Tch, of all the people in the world, it had to be Setsuna finding me in this pitiful state...

SETSUNA: ... Is it fun in there?

JOKER: Does this look like it's fun? On the off-chance that you really do say yes, then you really are quite the idiot.

SETSUNA: Please, enough with the compliments...

JOKER: I'll do anything, just help me out of here.

SETSUNA: Okay... I'm coming...

JOKER: W-wait! Who's gonna pull me out if you come in here too!?

SETSUNA: ... Oops, I'm already in.

JOKER: ... Yeah, I can see that.

SETSUNA: ... What do we do now?

JOKER: ... There's no choice. One of us will have to get on the other's shoulders and get out first.

SETSUNA: Okay... if you please...

JOKER: Tch. You'd better not be too heavy, or I'm gonna drop you back in.

JOKER: ... Okay, you're up. Now get out.

SETSUNA: Joker...

JOKER: Wh-Wh-What!?

SETSUNA: I think... I'm having fun right now...

JOKER: I'm not! Shut up and get out!

SETSUNA: Okay... I'll do what I can...

JOKER: Kh... why is this happening to me...
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S RANK

JOKER: Setsuna, stop right there.

SETSUNA: ...Joker? What's wrong?

JOKER: Look at where you're going. There's a huge pit there.

SETSUNA: ... You're right. My mind wandered and I didn't notice...

JOKER: That's why you keep falling into holes. Think before you act.

SETSUNA: But... I like letting my mind wander.

JOKER: Tch. You have no crisis management skills at all, do you? Fine... I'll be watching over you from now on.

SETSUNA: ... Watching?

JOKER: I don't know what you'll get yourself into if I let my eyes off of you.

SETSUNA: Really...? Thanks...

JOKER: But, I can't watch over a friend 24 hours a day. People will start looking at us strangely.

SETSUNA: Then... what should we do?

JOKER: Then... you just have to marry me.

SETSUNA: ...

JOKER: If you do that, then nobody will get suspicious, even if I watch over you 24 hours a day.

SETSUNA: That's true... but is it really okay to marry someone for that reason?

JOKER: N-no... it certainly isn't... To be honest, I've fallen in love with you.

SETSUNA: For me?

JOKER: Yeah, that's right. I'm not sure why myself... but love is like a pitfall. By the time you notice it, you've already fallen in. At any rate, there's no logic to it. I can't bring myself to leave you alone.

SETSUNA: Joker...

JOKER: How about it? Do you want to marry me?

SETSUNA: I... like you too... so... I think I wanna marry you.

JOKER: Really?

SETSUNA: Keep on watching me... forever, okay? If you let your eyes wander... I'll fall into a hole...

JOKER: Yeah. Leave it to me.