BoringAnon

Chapter 20

Jul 31st, 2015
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  1. >Rainbow Dash stands over you and Moondancer, arms crossed
  2. >"You guys can't just lie down in the middle of the hallway, you know."
  3. >Lying on the floor in a public space is pretty autistic, but you don't have much in the way of energy to do much about it
  4. "Too tired to move..."
  5. >"As am I..."
  6. >Rainbow Dash sighs
  7. >"Well, we're all thinking of heading to the food court to eat, so... Please don't make me carry you guys again, man. It's tiring."
  8. >You mutter under your breath
  9. >"Trixie can help Miss Sparkle and Moondancer!"
  10. >Trixie leans down and offers both of you a hand
  11. "Th-Thanks..."
  12. >"Are you both done fighting now?"
  13. >You and Moondancer nod
  14. >"For now."
  15. "Y-Yeah, it's just a momentary truce is all..."
  16. >Trixie pulls both of you up to your feet
  17. >Guess she's a lot stronger than she looks, or you just weigh nothing
  18. >Probably more the latter
  19. >Standing is a bitch, but you think you can deal with it
  20. >Your chest is still rising and falling quickly, out of breath as fuck
  21. >Moondancer doesn't seem to be in great shape either...
  22. "OW OW OW OW!"
  23. >Lyra throws an arm around you, and you're forced to start walking as you notice that the whole of the Anime Club, along with Trixie's Redditor friends, moving down the hallway
  24. >"I've never seen a fight in real life before, Twilight. That was so cool! And don't worry about the whole 'breasts broadcast to the whole internet' thing. Doesn't matter. Fight was still awesome!"
  25. >You'd almost sort of forgotten...
  26. >Bon Bon walks along the other side of Lyra looking grouchy, though, she tends to look that way, you feel
  27. >"Anyways, did you say you went on /x/? I don't remember. But man, it's so—"
  28. >Ugh
  29. >You try to drown her out
  30. >Hearing about the SCP Foundation again would hurt you mentally as much as you've already been hurt physically
  31. >After a few minutes, you and the huge gathering of autists make your way to the Food Court, which is bereft of people
  32. >Probably because everyone at the con's still at that rave
  33. >Not a huge amount of choices here; dingy little Mexican outlets, Italian, Thai stuff...
  34. >You realize that you're pretty fucking hungry, so you just take a random pick of food
  35. >Everyone's sitting, eating, talking...
  36. >Not a lot of open spots that wouldn't be by yourself, and the ones that are there would be next to disgusting spergs
  37. >Walking around the tables, you try and find a good place to sit
  38. >This reminds you of lunch at school before you settled into the girls' table...
  39. >"Miss Sparkle!"
  40. >Trixie waves you over to her table, an assortment of neckbeards and anime cosplayers filling it up
  41. >And next to the empty space was Moondancer
  42. "Um, I-I don't know—"
  43. >Trixie smiles brightly at you
  44. >Ugh
  45. >It's shit like this that makes you almost regret warming up to her
  46. >Almost
  47. >You decide to take your seat at the table
  48. >Looks like one of the Redditors is cosplaying as a stereotypical neckbeard, with the unshaven, patchy facial hair, the fedora, the fingerless gloves, the—
  49. >'—just wish I'd had the time to make a cosplay!'
  50. >Even when you give them the fucking benefit of the doubt
  51. >Not feeling horny anymore, which is good, but maybe it's the E that's keeping you from blowing your lid
  52. >That, or just the fact that you're so exhausted that anger isn't swelling within you quite so easily
  53. >'I totally know what you mean! Everyone using facebook and stuff, they're just sheeple, man. They haven't discovered critical thinking. Just look at television here in the west versus the east! Look at how philosophical animes like Bleach are, then compare that to HBO garbage like Game of Thrones.'
  54. >'Yeah, everyone here's such baka gaijins. Anime is the one true art form!'
  55. >Most at the table nods in agreement
  56. >Just
  57. >Stay
  58. >Cool...
  59. >You hear a low 'REE' off to your side
  60. >Turning, you see that Moondancer is sitting glumly, beaten, eyes twitching as she seems to be focusing on the conversation of the others at the table
  61. "Ree?"
  62. >Moondancer turns to you and frowns
  63. >"It's a meme, you dip."
  64. >You laugh
  65. >Of all the people...
  66. "Have you heard of that Pepe meme from Reddit?"
  67. >Moondancer's eyes flare
  68. >"Oh of COURSE you think that, Sparkle..."
  69. "What, you use Reddit, don't you? It's where all the dankest memes are made! Or... Are you a baka gaijin?"
  70. >On the inside, you cackle, but, on the outside, you try your best to hold composure
  71. >Moondancer, on the other hand, looks like she's going to pop a blood vessel
  72. >She opens her mouth to speak, but stops herself and sighs
  73. >"I shouldn't have expected any better from you."
  74. >Oh
  75. >OH
  76. >You're not going to let Moondancer sit around thinking she's superior to you
  77. "I was being sarcastic. I go on the slash-b all the time."
  78. >"Ironic shitposting is still shitposting..."
  79. >The cackling on the inside moves outward, and you burst out laughing
  80. >JESUS FUCK LAUGHING HURTS
  81. >Moondancer chuckles along with you
  82. >This is literally the first time in your life you've ever met someone with similar sensibilities
  83. >And it was a disgusting autist
  84. "Why are you such a fucking sperg if you know how fucking terrible that is?"
  85. >"ME?! You're the one who acted like our duel at the Game Shop was an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! And Trixie told me all about what you did to her at that party."
  86. "You're the one who was acting like it was some dumb anime, Miss 'I dedicated my life to vengeance'."
  87. >Both of you cross arms
  88. >Thinking back... You know you've spaghetti'd a lot
  89. >And with the way you've acted in front of her, well, you were usually at your worst...
  90. >Maybe it was the same with her
  91. >You honestly can't imagine a Moondancer that ISN'T a total sperg
  92. >All her encounters with you, well, most people think you're autistic
  93. >Anon literally asked you if you were autistic
  94. "We really are retarded."
  95. >Moondancer shrugs
  96. >"I guess we might be. This never would've happened if you'd just came to my party."
  97. >This AGAIN
  98. "That was forever ago! How can you care so much about that?"
  99. >"I told you why!"
  100. >You don't remember that
  101. >Oh, wait...
  102. >No, you just didn't listen to her
  103. >You squint at Moondancer, and remember that Trixie and Sunny were literally tearing up over whatever her sob story was
  104. >Well, why would you have listened?
  105. >Moondancer was this total sperg who'd attached herself like you to a parasite as a child, and you'd held a bit of a grudge against her after—
  106. >Ohhhhhh
  107. >No, okay, holding grudges since childhood was exactly why you thought she was a sperg
  108. >More and more you see that, maybe, you were both being a little autistic
  109. >Or, no, maybe that's just the ecstasy and its affect on your mind
  110. >You hold up a finger in front of you
  111. "Maybe I acted a bit like an autist towards you. I'm not exactly sorry, but... I don't know."
  112. >Moondancer rolls her eyes
  113. >"Okay, well, I'm not sorry either."
  114. "Are we even?"
  115. >She sits still for a few moments before she nods and you give her a slight smile
  116. >You're just glad that you have one less problem to worry about
  117. "Seriously though, all this over one birthday party? I know it's both of our faults, in a way, but why did it matter so much to you? You're a big girl."
  118. >Moondancer groans
  119. >"/tv/ memes? Really?"
  120. "Fuck you, baneposting is transcendent."
  121. >Moondancer leans onto the table with her elbows, holding her head up with her hands
  122. >"It just meant a lot to me, is all. I thought about it a lot afterwards, and... Seeing that I'd been so hung up, for years, over a complete autist... That made me go crazy."
  123. "I'm not the autist! And I literally just had no idea what you were talking about."
  124. >"You seemed pretty fucking autistic at the Game Shop, Sparkle. I thought you were pulling an 'M. Bison from the Street Fighter Movie' on me on purpose... That it didn't matter at all to you still hurts a little, but it was mostly your autism that made me mad."
  125. >You shrug
  126. >Truth be told, Moondancer's explanation makes enough sense to you
  127. >Hatred of autism burns deep
  128. >'The world would be such a better place if I had a Death Note!'
  129. >The two of you sigh
  130. >Something begins to buzz in your shorts, causing you to jump as it vibrates against your thigh
  131. >You shoot your hands into your pockets and pull out a...
  132. >Pager?
  133. >[Bring your catch to 324-G after costume contest]
  134. >Fuck, Discord's stupid hunt
  135. >Whatever, it doesn't matter
  136. >Just a fucking harmless gag competition conjured up by that asshole...
  137. >"What's that?"
  138. >Moondancer has one of her eyebrows raised
  139. >Sheesh, you'd never really realized how fucking bushy those things were
  140. "Do you want to be my Sperg Prime?"
  141. >She looks insulted
  142. >"'Sperg Prime'?"
  143. "Just... It's a dumb thing, but you could be my, uh, catch. Or whatever. We could head up to one of the rooms upstairs, 324-G. After the costume contest tonight."
  144. >Moondancer's face turns from insult to confusion
  145. >"Y-You want us to what?"
  146. >Is she deaf or something?
  147. "Head to a room. Upstairs. Me 'n you. After the costume thing."
  148. >"I... What? I-I-I thought we were still sort of, I don't know, not on good terms or something..."
  149. "Yeah, I know. That's point."
  150. >Does she not understand that you're making her your Sperg Prime as a joke?
  151. >Light Fagami is probably the worst offender here, but it might be something to chuckle about
  152. >'Ha ha, yeah, you're the worst!'
  153. >Or is she taking it seriously and thinking you've gone back to that autistic rivalry between the two of you?
  154. >Moondancer shakes her head
  155. >"That's the point?"
  156. >You can see clearly that she's thinking pretty hard about this, though you don't know why
  157. "Do you want to do it or not? I can find someone else if you don't, it's fine."
  158. >"No, no... No, I guess I can... Yeah..."
  159. "Cool, sounds good."
  160. >Moondancer blushes, though you don't notice; her face is already pretty red from the fight
  161. >You turn to your food and begin to eat
  162. >Fuck, it's cold now
  163. >Not really looking forward to the contest
  164. >Bunch of spergs in what's essentially a cosplay pageant?
  165. >Yuck
  166. >But this should be a show of good faith between you and Moondancer
  167. >AND you'll have played Discord's stupid game
  168. >You finish up your food, or, at least what you can eat of it
  169. >Which is about half
  170. >Cold Asian food is disgusting if it's not supposed to be that way
  171. >"Miss Sparkle, are you participating in the costume contest?"
  172. "Nah, I'm just going to watch... I don't want to get up in front of a bunch of people after the rave."
  173. >Trixie nods
  174. >"It will be much fun! Even if just to watch."
  175. >You shrug
  176. >At best, you're not going to hate yourself and the world while it's going on
  177. >Trixie smiles at you before going back to talking with the Redditors and the Anime Club fags
  178. >You wonder how she can tolerate all these people
  179. >Guess that's just Trixie being Trixie
  180. >Moondancer on the other hand has been keeping to herself, letting out small "REE"s after particularly heinous statements by the other spergs at the table
  181. >She turns to you, pushing some of the hair away from her face
  182. >"Um, so, Twilight... I was wondering—"
  183. >"DUDES, THE CONTEST IS HAPPENING SOON, WE GOTTA GO!"
  184. >Rainbow pulls you out from your seat
  185. >"YOU HAVE TO BE THERE WHEN I WIN!"
  186. "You? You're cosplay is just a suit."
  187. >"Uh, it's HIGHLY show accurate, and so is my hairstyle. Rainbow Dash doesn't do half-assed. I'm gonna win, you're gonna watch."
  188. >Moondancer frowns as you're dragged away, the rest of your now huge group getting up for this stupid contest as well
  189. >This is gonna be cringey as fuck, isn't it?
  190. >Dash pushes you along the convention floor, thrusting you into an auditorium with a fuckton of chairs
  191. >The smell in this place is AWFUL
  192. >Rainbow sits you down next to her, near the front
  193. >Spergs everywhere, and...
  194. >You spot Discord off in the corner, talking to someone
  195. >It's hard to make out, but you're almost certain that she's dressed as Shinobu from No More Heroes...
  196. >Wait, Zecora?
  197. >Why would the queen of the homeless be at Canter Con?
  198. >Unless... That was the whole point of Discord coming here
  199. >Being able to talk to her on neutral, public ground
  200. >Somewhere no one would look
  201. >"Dude, are you even listening?!"
  202. "What?"
  203. >"Man, never mind..."
  204. >Rainbow frowns
  205. >Maybe you should pay better attention to the shit people say to you
  206. >It seems to cause you problems
  207. "S-Sorry, I was just... Distracted."
  208. >"It's fine, Egghead. I just don't really have people to talk about this nerd shit to."
  209. >Nerd shit?
  210. >Now she's sounding like Anon
  211. >Why even be here if you just think of anime as 'nerd shit'?
  212. >Fucking normies
  213. >"I just thought, you know, you being YOU and all... You'd want to just talk about anime or something?"
  214. >What's she think you are, some fucking autist?!
  215. >Anime is for...
  216. >You sigh
  217. >Right
  218. "So, what was it exactly you wanted to talk about, then?"
  219. >Rainbow shrugs
  220. >The ambient noise in the auditorium rises as it begins to fill up with people
  221. >"I just wondered what you thought about Ouran High School Host Club. You know, since I 'm cosplaying as Haruhi."
  222. "Um... I secretly like it, but I would never tell anyone."
  223. >Rainbow nods
  224. >"Sort of my feelings too, but it's okay when I'm at cons, I guess."
  225. "You... Go to cons? Regularly?"
  226. >She nods again
  227. >"People here aren't as judge-y about your hobbies. Kind of nice to not have to be Rainbow Dash, the girl everyone man wants and every woman wants to be, 24/7."
  228. >You can barely hear her now
  229. "I... Guess that might make sense."
  230. >"What?"
  231. "That makes sense!"
  232. >"WHAT?! Fuck, sorry Egghead, gotta go head to backstage!"
  233. >As Rainbow gets up to leave, you notice that Moondancer takes the other seat beside you
  234. >"H-Hey, Twilight..."
  235. "Hey!"
  236. >Oh man, are you, like, friends now?
  237. >Today's been a fucking weird day
  238. >"Twilight, I just... I just wanted to ask you if—"
  239. "WHAT?!"
  240. >So fucking loud in here!
  241. >Music begins to play, and some sperg with a lisp begins announcing the start of the contest
  242. >"I JUST WANTED TO—"
  243. "WHAT?!"
  244. >Moondancer shrugs
  245. >You turn your eyes to the stage
  246. >Oh God this is going to be cringe
  247. >At least you have someone to laugh about it with
  248. >As the contest goes on, you realize this is far, far worse than anything you'd have imagined
  249. >You thought, hey, just some autists walking out in front and showing their cosplay off
  250. >No
  251. >It's that, PLUS a lot of the autists doing little skits "in character"
  252. >About four rasengans later, you're beginning to feel suicidal ideation come on
  253. >Somewhere around thirteen autists in, a fat man in a shitty Super Saiyan Goku outfit comes on stage
  254. >He takes center stage, squats, and begins screaming
  255. >Jesus fucking Christ
  256. >'KAAAAAME...'
  257. >You grit your teeth
  258. >'HAAAAAAAAME'
  259. >Why are these people allowed to live...
  260. >The guy throws his hands forward
  261. >'HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'
  262. >You feel the urge to vomit
  263. >Moondancer recoils along with you, and you can almost hear her whimpering
  264. >And the fucking announcer has the GALL to ask for a round of applause after that
  265. >Your Prime Sperg turns to you, and pretends to gag
  266. >You let out a laugh, which neither she nor you can hear, and she joins in
  267. >Moondancer reaches her hand out and grasps yours, smiling
  268. >What?
  269. >Well, you know girls as friends can be a little more touchy-feely than you might think is normal
  270. >Girls hold hands all the time
  271. >That, you're pretty sure of
  272. >Though, after the slumber party, you know that's about the extent of it
  273. >'Making out' isn't a normal friend thing
  274. >And, obviously, you and Moondancer aren't exactly on great terms
  275. >So what else could this be than a friendly hand-hold?
  276. >Like, the two of you disgust each other, but now it's just in a fun way
  277. >You turn back to the contest, and, Jesus fuck, this is the worst thing in the world
  278. >'I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!'
  279. >Oh God, it's that fat Light Yagami idiot
  280. >Moondancer leans to your ear, practically yelling
  281. >"I THINK HE'S BEEN EATING A FEW TOO MANY POTATO CHIPS!"
  282. "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!"
  283. >Man, your guys' humor is so on par
  284. >Maybe you've even shitposted with each other and not known it
  285. >The contest goes on, and, while cringe as all fuck, it's at least fun to basically 'MST3K' it with someone
  286. >Makes it bearable
  287. >And, SOME of the cosplay is actually pretty amazing
  288. >Even if cosplay is still pretty spergy
  289. >Rainbow Dash's odds don't look very good, honestly
  290. >She did fine when she came up, but you still just think she's not a lot more than a girl in a nice suit
  291. >You and Moondancer continue to make snide comments as the contest goes on, until, FINALLY, it seems to come to a close
  292. >'And now, to announthe the winner... BUT, before that, let'th give out the contholoathion awarth!'
  293. >UGH
  294. >You don't think you can sit through a bunch of fucking 'wacky' prizes
  295. >No, you're done with this
  296. >You lean over to Moondancer's ear
  297. "HEY, WANNA GET OUT OF HERE?"
  298. >"N-NOW?"
  299. >You nod, and she looks away from you girlishly
  300. >Man, when she's not acting as autistic, it seems like she's awfully girly
  301. >Wouldn't expect that from a memelord
  302. >You stand up to leave, Moondancer still holding onto your hand, red in the face
  303. >The two of you leave the auditorium as the announcer gives out the 'Most Kawaii' prize to some fat uggo bitch dressed as Hello Kitty
  304. >Moondancer rolls her eyes and giggles
  305. >As you exit, you can finally hear again
  306. "Fuck was it loud in there! Man, fuck spergs."
  307. >"I know, right?! Did you see Cheeto Dust in that Nia outfit? I wanted to scoop my eyes out of my head!"
  308. "Same, man."
  309. >The two of you share some laughter, walking through the empty halls towards the room Discord had paged you about
  310. >Eventually, the topic of 4chan comes up, though, you wonder why Moondancer is being so coy right now
  311. >Nervous about the Sperg Prime thing?
  312. >"—don't even know why I go on /mu/ anymore... Everything's just shitposting, and you're not actually allowed to like anything."
  313. "That's every fucking board! Liking shit makes you gay and autistic."
  314. >"Y-Yeah... M-Maybe it's okay to like things, though."
  315. >She smiles slightly and looks into your eyes
  316. "That's what I've been thinking."
  317. >You've said it before, but it's true every time
  318. >This place is fucking huge
  319. >Eventually, you and Moondancer make it to an elevator
  320. >Assuming 324-G is on the third floor, and all
  321. >Stepping inside, Moondancer seems awfully jittery
  322. >And her palms are sweaty
  323. >One could assume her knees were weak, and her arms heavy
  324. "Something wrong?"
  325. >"Um... No, not wrong, just... Today's just been so crazy. We were basically fighting to the death not that long ago."
  326. >You shrug
  327. >Body still hurts like fuck
  328. >Face?
  329. >Still stings
  330. "You definitely punch harder than I thought you would."
  331. >"Y-You too..."
  332. >She squeezes your hand
  333. >The elevator stops on the third floor
  334. >Shouldn't be too far now, the two of you making your way to the room
  335. >Moondancer's just shaking more and more, and it's honestly starting to annoy you
  336. "Moondancer, what are you so nervous about?"
  337. >"I... I've never done anything like this before... It's n-not like I d-don't want to, I've th-thought about this a lot, but... It just seems so sudden..."
  338. >Why would she have thought about being the biggest sperg at Canter Con 'a lot'?
  339. >"After... I know I focus on it too much, but after you didn't come to my party, and once you just stopped talking to me altogether, I..."
  340. >Moondancer shakes her head and looks away from you
  341. >Now you actually are feeling a bit sorry for being a shit to her back at the Game Shop
  342. >You've really got zero idea why the party meant so much to her
  343. "It's okay, Moondancer. I'm not going to just brush you off this time. I'll listen to what you have to say."
  344. >"Well... It just made me feel... Worthless... I know it's stupid, but, you just meant so much to me."
  345. >You're starting to see the importance of friends, so you get that
  346. >"I never really thought you'd ever... Feel the same way."
  347. "The past is in the past, I guess. I like you just fine, Moondancer."
  348. >She squeezes your hand again
  349. >Man, imagine what Sunny would think, this is more than making up!
  350. >Maybe you can coordinate shitposting for fun after all this
  351. >The two of you turn into a hallway, which you think is the G section—what with all the 'G's and everything—and begin approaching Discord's room
  352. >308-G
  353. >310-G
  354. >312-G
  355. >Moondancer's shaking so much it's starting to make YOUR arm tired
  356. >Don't judge her too much, Twilight
  357. >You've been like that when doing social things
  358. >Huh, it's strange to think that you might be the more socially prepared in comparison with, well, anyone
  359. >Odd feeling, really
  360. >"T-Twilight... I-I'm not sure I can do this?"
  361. "What? Be my Prime Sperg? You know I don't think you're actually a Prime Sperg, right?"
  362. >"N-No, I know, but... D-Don't you think this is... Too fast?"
  363. >You laugh
  364. "There's no need to be so worked up over this, Moondancer."
  365. >She blushes, which you notice now as the redness of her face has died down
  366. >That's... Odd
  367. >"I... I guess... D-Do I look okay?"
  368. "What? You look fine. Still a bit roughed up, but fine. Why, do I look bad?"
  369. >"N-No..."
  370. >Moondancer smiles at you, coyly
  371. >Hm...
  372. >Nah, it's nothing, Twilight
  373. >Don't make this weird
  374. "Well, here we are!"
  375. >You push open the door, opening it up into a hallway, a door on one side, a closet on the other, and a door at the end
  376. >The one on the end is probably the one you want
  377. >You move forward, and find yourself stopped in place by Moondancer
  378. >She's still standing outside the door, holding your hand tightly, looking sheepish
  379. "C'mon, Moondancer."
  380. >"O-Okay..."
  381. >You tug her along with you and open the door into the next room
  382. >Inside, you spot Discord, Fluttershy, and—
  383. "W-What the fuck?! W-What's going on here?!"
  384. >"Simon! Welcome!"
  385. >There's some dudebro looking guy in the room, popped collar and everything, along with a massive hamplanet in a Yoko cosplay
  386. >Both are bound and gagged on the floor, looking at you with muffled screams for help, Discord sitting on the bed, watching TV and waving to you
  387. >Fluttershy walks briskly over to you, ripping Moondancer's hand from yours and pulling her into the room
  388. >Moondancer yelps
  389. >"T-Twilight, w-what's going on?! Help!"
  390. >Fluttershy smirks
  391. >"I remember you. Good pick, Twilight."
  392. >Discord scratches his chin as Fluttershy violently shoves Moondancer to the floor
  393. >"Isn't that Moondancer? You know, Simon, typically I wouldn't allow the catch to be someone I'm hanging over someone else's head, but... I can make an exception for you!"
  394. >You stand, frozen at the door as Fluttershy begins tying Moondancer up next to the other
  395. "Y-Y-You never said anything bad would happen to the people we picked!"
  396. >Discord looks at you with incredulity and laughs
  397. >"What did you think would happen? This isn't fishing! We don't just throw 'em back into the water all willy-nilly! The whole point is to remove these things from the gene pool and let off steam."
  398. >Moondancer whimpers as Fluttershy manhandles her on the floor
  399. "Stop! I... I brought her here as a joke. Sh-She's not really that bad!"
  400. >You spot the knives on the nightstand next to Discord
  401. >What the FUCK were you thinking?!
  402. >Of course Discord would do some fucked up shit, but... You're not the kind of person who'd even fucking THINK this shit up
  403. >Discord points to the dudebro
  404. >"You'll love this, Twilight. I can't believe you can even find people like this at Canter Con, but it's the genuine article. I hated guys like this back in my college days."
  405. >Fluttershy, finished with Moondancer, kicks the hamplanet in the gut
  406. >"She told me to 'eat a hamburger'. I fucking hate these kinds of people," she says, spitting on her face
  407. >Your whole body feels as though it's shutting down on you
  408. "I-I-I don't want anything to happen to Moondancer. I quit this stupid shit! This is just... Fucked up!"
  409. >Discord groans and crosses his arms
  410. >"You're being a real bummer. I brought you here so you could lighten up! You've seen Footloose, with Kevin Bacon, right? It's like that! Loosen up, man!"
  411. >He stands up, a doting smile on his face, and walks over to you
  412. >"Maybe you don't believe you can do this, but I do."
  413. >Discord puts his hand on your shoulder
  414. >"Listen up, Simon. Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the Kamina who believes in you! Let's carve up some pigs! They deserve it, don't they? I mean, after having to deal with Moondancer at the Game Shop, I can see why you chose her."
  415. >You push him away from you, and his demeanor instantly changes from that friendly, fire-blooded Kamina act to a dead stone face
  416. "NO! I... I didn't bring Moondancer here because she deserves to-to die! It was, you know, like a joke! Like, 'ha, you're SO bad'!"
  417. >"Well, the whole point of this exercise was to get you to stop being such a pussy. Sometimes that means getting rid of people you might not want to."
  418. >Discord's circling you now, his eyes peering down on you, sending chills through your body
  419. >"If you don't do it, I will. AND then, oh, I don't know. You know, I never liked that Treehugger. Always seems to be stealing away my girls. I think I'll go for her first."
  420. >You drop to your knees and clasp your hands together
  421. "PLEASE! Please don't! This is wrong! Just... Just killing people for being, what, the kind of people you don't like?!"
  422. >Discord shrugs dramatically, throwing a forearm across his forehead
  423. >"Oh how terrible! Just get up, Twilight. It's embarrassing."
  424. >Fluttershy is sitting on the bed, eyeing her prize, flipping a knife in her hand
  425. >"Can you two wrap it up? I'm getting bored."
  426. >Discord kneels down in front of you
  427. >"CAN we wrap this up?"
  428. >You look over to the bound sacrifices
  429. >Unlike the others, Moondancer isn't screaming, but just peering through teary eyes at you, through you...
  430. "Discord... If you really think we're anything alike, if we ARE alike, then... Then you have to know this is wrong! That... That just holing yourself up, and-and letting your misanthropy fester... It's not what we really want! It's just... Easier to distance yourself, to the point of thinking everyone else is shit, but... You have to see that this is wrong! W-What about Fluttershy and I? W-We're y-your friends, and d-doesn't that prove that—"
  431. >Discord bursts out laughing, louder than you've ever heard him
  432. >It echoes throughout the room
  433. >"Are you seriously giving some monologue about, what, the power of 'friendship' or something? That's rich. It really is."
  434. "B-But... I-If I'm wrong, th-then you're wrong about me!"
  435. >"No, all you have to do is loosen up. You're drinking the kool-aid of the masses."
  436. >FUCKING THINK, TWILIGHT
  437. "Sh-She's the daughter of someone who works for you! Th-That's bad for business or something!"
  438. >"I never liked her anyways, and Safety Dancer still has a wife to worry about, too."
  439. >Fluttershy stands from her seat on the bed and scoffs loudly
  440. >"This is taking too long!"
  441. >She flips the knife in her hand, smiling, and eyes the hamplanet
  442. >Next thing you know the knife in her hand comes slamming down into—
  443. >You turn away and close your eyes, the sound of muffled screaming and a hilt meeting flesh over and over filling your ears
  444. "STOP!"
  445. >Fluttershy cackles, sitting atop the bulbous now-corpse
  446. >"I told you she was a pussy."
  447. >Discord pats you on the shoulder and stands up
  448. >"You're up, kid!"
  449. "NO!"
  450. >"I'm getting awfully tired of this, Twilight."
  451. >Fuck, what the fuck can you do?!
  452. "L-Let me substitute someone else for her! Please! I-If I have to do this, at least give me that!"
  453. >Discord scratches at his chin, and you hope he's actually thinking it over now
  454. >"I guess we CAN take baby steps..."
  455. "G-Great!"
  456. >Fluttershy shrugs and crosses her arms, caked in blood
  457. >"You're always giving her outs..."
  458. >"Baby steps, Fluttershy... But—"
  459. >Discord turns back to you
  460. >"—If you don't come back with someone, and if you don't get some hands on experience... Well, I would hate to be your friends and family."
  461. >You nod grimly
  462. "Great..."
  463. >"Fluttershy, untie Moondancer, please."
  464. >She gives a minor tantrum before complying, cutting the duct tape from Moondancer's wrists and feet and removing her gag
  465. >Once her mouth is free, Moondancer begins to cry out, heavily and loudly, a sort of mixture of screaming and sobbing
  466. >Discord raises his eyebrows at you
  467. >"Well? Get her out of here. And I want you back here quick. No dilly-dallying, young lady."
  468. >He turns to Moondancer
  469. >"And you. No talking about this. I'm sure you can think of the reasons why it would be a bad idea."
  470. >You crawl over to Moondancer, and she swipes your hand away when you try to help her up
  471. >"G-Get away from me!"
  472. "Moondancer, please, I'm trying to help!"
  473. >She curls up into the fetal position, unable to deal with the situation, her back covered in the blood seeping from the body lying next to her
  474. >Discord shrugs
  475. >"I'm going to change my mind soon..."
  476. "Moondancer, please!"
  477. >No response, she simply continues to sob wildly
  478. >Not knowing what else to do, you try and scoop her up in your arms
  479. >She kicks at you
  480. >God damn it, just let me save you!
  481. >You're going to fucking die if you don't let me do this!
  482. >You grab a hold of one of her arms, and begin dragging her across the floor
  483. >"Why?! W-What the fuck?!"
  484. >Moondancer mutters to herself as you pull her, every muscle in your body threatening to shut down from the exertion and bruises of earlier
  485. >Fluttershy rolls her eyes
  486. >"This is just pathetic."
  487. "Moondancer, please!"
  488. >You try to get a better hold of her, wrapping your arms below her armpits, finally dragging her out of the room as she goes limp, no longer willing or able to fight you
  489. >Pushing your way through the door to the outside hallway, you finally free Moondancer from room 324-G
  490. >She's still in hysterics, though there's no one around to hear her
  491. "Moondancer, please, you have to calm down... I know... I know this was fucked up, but you have to calm down for both of our sakes!"
  492. >"Why?! I-I-I thought y-you, w-we... But..."
  493. >She continues sobbing
  494. >You kneel down to try and comfort her, but she pushes you away
  495. "Moondancer, please, let me help—"
  496. >She clutches her head in her hands and shrieks.
  497. >"I-It's like you fucking exist just to torture me! Just get away from me!"
  498. "Moondancer—"
  499. >"STOP!"
  500. >You fall back onto your rear, Moondancer splayed out and crying before you, her cosplay covered in blood
  501. >Fuck, if she just stays here... That could make your attempt to save her moot
  502. >And she definitely has to get rid of the bloody clothes
  503. "Moondancer... You have to pick yourself up. If you're wailing like this, if you bring attention to yourself, if you ever tell anyone about this... Your family, your friends, YOU will be in danger... You HAVE to pick yourself up!"
  504. >"Twilight, p-please. Just leave me alone. I can't... I can't even..."
  505. >You stand up and grab her Simon the Driller coat, and begin trying to remove it from her
  506. >"S-Stop!"
  507. "Moondancer, you have to! I'm trying to keep you fucking safe, okay?!"
  508. >The coat comes off over her head, leaving her with her undershirt, which isn't too obviously coated with anything
  509. >Fuck this is so fucked up
  510. >You bundle the coat up into a ball, and plan to throw it away in the next garbage can you can find
  511. "Now you have to get out of here. Please!"
  512. >"I-I can't. I can't!"
  513. >She just mumbles that over and over to herself
  514. "If... If you don't, then I'll have to bring you back in there!"
  515. >"NO!"
  516. "I'll have to!"
  517. >Face stained with tears, Moondancer is finally fear-stricken enough to stumble onto her feet, running away without looking back
  518. >Bluffing with something like that... You didn't have a choice, did you?
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