Murabito no Monogatari

Murabito no Monogatari

>You are standing in the ashen ruins of what was once your home village, a bowl of half-eaten chili at your feet. Tempus is gone, and with it your entire life up until now.

>What will you do?

[CRY]
[MALD]
[VOW TO ATTACK AND DETHRONE OMEGA FOR LETTING THIS HAPPEN]
[PICK UP MYSTERIOUS OGRE TOTEM]


>You pick up the mysterious ogre totem. A flash of green light hits your eyes.

>YOU HAVE GAINED NEW ABILITY: ONION ARMOR

>Onion Armor: A series of layers, bequeathed unto you by the blessing of the Ogre. Any physical or magical damage you take is reduced by 30%.


>You are a simple murabito, still standing in the ashen ruins of what was once your home village. There is a bowl of half-eaten chili and an unused bottle of copium on the ground. You are currently wearing Onion Armor.

>What will you do?

[CHECK INVENTORY AND STATS]
[FIGURE OUT WHICH WAY THE DEMON LORD’S PARTY WENT]
[DRINK A NICE COOL BOTTLE OF COPIUM]
[SEARCH THE RUINS FOR DAD’S CHILI RECIPE]



>You search the ruins for Dad's chili recipe.

>YOU HAVE GAINED NEW ITEM: DAD'S SPAGHETTI RECIPE

>Dad's Spaghetti Recipe:
>His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
>There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, dad's spaghetti
>He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs,
>But he keeps on spaghetti

>The rest of the page is burnt and illegible.


>You are a simple murabito, still standing in the ashen ruins of what was once your home village. There is a bowl of half-eaten chili and an unused bottle of copium on the ground. You are currently wearing Onion Armor and holding a half-burnt recipe for Dad’s Spaghetti.

>What will you do?

[CHECK INVENTORY AND STATS]
[FIGURE OUT WHICH WAY THE DEMON LORD’S PARTY WENT]
[DRINK A NICE COOL BOTTLE OF COPIUM]
[SEARCH FOR A SUITABLE WEAPON]
[NO FUCK WRONG RECIPE WHERE IS IT WHERE’S THE CHILI I NEED IT AAAAAAA]


>An immense feeling of impending doom surges through my system. I try to decipher what's left of the burnt pages but there was simply no use. Were there truly no leads left? No way to satiate the burning rage within the Demon King? I have nothing left to my name but the clothes on my back, [DAD'S SPAGHETTI RECIPE], and the terrifying reality of the guild's next victims.


Actually, scratch what I said in >>31103112

> Let's [DRINK A NICE COOL BOTTLE OF COPIUM] brother



>You remember the screams of terror as the Magmites descended like locusts upon the fields, stripping the wheat to the very roots.

>You remember the existential dread you felt as the Demon Lord grabbed the chili right out of your father's hands, devoured half of it, then declared it "mid" and threw the bowl to the ground.

>You remember the Dingo cackling madly as he mowed down the town elder, half the buildings and every villager in sight. You remember huddling in the cellar in fear as your mother and father told you to wait there until they returned.

>You remember leaving the cellar hours later, only to find charred desolation and all of your underwear missing.

>It is almost too much to bear.


>You drink the copium.

>Whew, that's better.

>You have been cured of the following status ailments:
>Immense Feeling of Impending Doom
>PTSD

>But your thirst for vengeance cannot be quenched.


>[NO FUCK WRONG RECIPE WHERE IS IT WHERE’S THE CHILI I NEED IT AAAAAAA]
Hmm I might learn some ancient magic if I try decipher this codex.


>>31103642
>You attempt to decipher Dad's Spaghetti, but your Meme Lore skill is insufficient.

>Murabito Lvl. 1
>EXP: 5

>Stats:
>STR 5
>SKL 5
>SPD 5
>LCK 0
>DEF 5
>RES 5
>CON 5

>Skills:
>Meme Lore: 1
>Bantz: 1
>Sing: 1
>Zatsudan: 1
>Drawstream: 1
>Bait: 1
>Chatwrangle: 1

>Current Skill Points: 0

>What will you do?

[CHECK GROWTH RATES]
[CHECK EXP TO NEXT LEVEL]
[SCREW LOOKING AT STATS LET'S FAKKING GOOOOOOOOO]

Curious about this so...
>[CHECK GROWTH RATES]


>Growth Rates:
>STR: 30
>SKL: 30
>SPD: 30
>LCK: 60
>DEF: 30
>RES: 30
>CON: N/A

>Not a promising start, but according to legends of old there are Class Change items scattered throughout Elysium that would change these growths, and possibly your stats as well.


NTA but
>[CHECK EXP TO NEXT LEVEL]


>EXP to Next Level: 5

>You remember your father telling you that Magmites were worth 5 EXP and 5 gold each, and could be found anywhere there are grasslands. You had always dismissed that information as almost completely irrelevant to life in a simple farming village until now.


>[SCREW LOOKING AT STATS LET'S FAKKING GOOOOOOOOO]
I gonna go ham if I were to save the world from demon lord's madness.


oh! then might as well press on before i get murdered by the hero party
>[SCREW LOOKING AT STATS LET'S FAKKING GOOOOOOOOO]



>Ayo, we don’t need all this minmaxing shit! We’ll just make shit up as we go, amirite?

>Dingo Affinity Increased

>You leave the smouldering ruins of your village behind.



Can we start eating the magmites and turn our tongues purple with the magmite gush?

can i pilfer some magmites on the way to eat and recover hp, given they are incapacitated (still alive)?



>You fill the entire rest of your inventory with delicious MAGMITES.

>Despite being at full HP, you decide to eat one anyways. Which is a good way to kill them and gain EXP. How convenient!

>LEVEL UP

>SKL +1
>SPD +1
>LCK +1

>Available Skill Points: 5

>What will you do?


WE ARE... MURABITOANONS....

being murabito is suffering, only regular stats at least our luk stat is decent...maybe we can eat a reverse magmite and get higher exp i'll heal other murabitoanons


So erm GM when do we start the grinding and be strong enough kidnapped Magni and mindbreak him?


>Skill: Mindbreak is unavailable to the Murabito class.


Murabitoanon... does this mean we can form a party? A GUILD!?


I gonna add all my point to plot and schemes so that I can kidnap Magni.



>>31105132 (You)
i'll designate myself as the healer murabito
can i add points to my WIS? or whatever stat that i can increase heal and MP
>>31105150
are we gonna be the sidecast characters while the main characters actually get the spotlight? hell yeah


>>31105132 (You)
I want to be a the tank murabito if the other anon is gonna be the healer Murabito. The pain doesn't matter through sheer vengeance and goinf ALL IN on dingo points.

>>31105246
Hell yeah, brother. Elysium is a big place.



>You have encountered two other Murabito. You require one more party member to form a Guild, however.

>Murabito A:
New Skill:
Plots and Schemes: 5

>Murabito B:
New Skill:
Healing: 5

>Murabito C:
New Skill:
AUSSIE GRIP: 5


Shit we need a caster, anyone willing to play as a sage? You have to be over 30 year old to play it.

>You have to be over 30 year old to play it.
Not yet.

Will you settle it with sage's apprentice perhaps?
-Murabito A


>Along the path you encounter a Sage's Apprentice.

>Sage's Apprentice Lvl. 2
>Stats:
>MAG 7
>SKL 5
>SPD 3
>LCK 2
>DEF 0
>RES 7
>CON 3

>Skills:
>Meme Lore: 5
>Bantz: 0
>Sing: 0
>Zatsudan: 3
>Drawstream: 1
>Bait: 0
>Chatwrangle: 0

>Current Skill Points: 0


>insight check on this guy
Meeting Sage's apprentice outside of their tower seems kinda sus.


>Insight check success!
>It appears that the Sage's Apprentice has been forced out of his tower due to not paying rent on time. Will you accept him into the party and form a new guild?


>Murabitos B and C allow the Sage's Apprentice into the party.

>PARTY RANK UP: GUILD

>END OF DISK 1
>INSERT DISK 2

(And that ends the session for tonight murabitoanons. We now return to our regularly scheduled lewd dead hours.)


Gm, I wanna clarify something about the sage's apprentice, if he were to gain income or took a bath will it be considered breaking Sage's oath, and what will happen to him?


It would be considered breaking Sage's Oath, yes, and he would lose all his levels and skills and revert to Murabito class.


Thank you /MANS/ GM, see you next Thursday.

thank you!!

Thanks for the DMing, I love it.
-Murabitos A