Compliment

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Your smile is proof that the best things in life are free.;
I think the worst things about you is making it seem as though I like other people as much as I like you. Which is just ridiculous.;
You know when you wake up on a cold morning and you’re like, 'Oh hell no. I’m not ready for this.' That’s how I feel when you say goodbye.;
I can’t take my eyes off of you. Unless you notice me, then I’ll quickly look away.;
You’re the most wonderfully unique thing I’ve seen today. And you don’t want to know what’s in my browser history.;
You could never be ice cream. Because you’re so hot. And a person.;
I accomplished nothing today. Not a single productive thing. But I thought of you, so yeah, today was good.;
Our time together is like a nap, it just doesn’t last long enough.;
I don’t often feel like I’m in control of my own actions, but when you’re around, I’m at least having fun.;
You’re awkward, but in a cute way. Like an elevator ride, but with puppies.;
I honestly think you can do anything you put your mind to. But I’ve seen your browser history, so maybe hold off on that for now.;
I think squirrels really like spaghetti. There is nothing to suggest this is true, but I believe they do. I mean, squirrels, spaghetti, it makes sense. That being said, I like you as much as I think squirrels like spaghetti;
Not only would I catch a grenade for you, but I’d also toss it back. Nobody throws a grenade at you and gets away with it.;
Trying to list all the wonderful things about you is like being in a library. I just want to say so much, but I can’t.;
I want to run away with you. Actually, that’s not true. I want to walk away with you. Running sucks.;
If you face was on a shirt, I would buy that shirt, wear it around town, and tell people, 'This is the face of a winner.' And everyone would be like, 'Oh man, I wish I had that shirt.';
If, for some reason, our airplane was experiencing problems, I would help you with your oxygen mask before adjusting mine. And that’s against sky code.;
A day without you is like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without their ninja training. Actually, that’s not true. Because they’d still be life-size turtles with the ability to talk, and that is so rare and so cool. So a day without you is more like a day with a frustrated Shredder.;
If someone asked me to describe you in one word, I would be like, 'What?' Because I’m not that quick on my feet, and the first thing that would come to mind would be more than one word and then I’d lose. I’m sorry. You deserve better than that.;
You’re more fun than a rope swing on the elbow of a dinosaur. And I know that what you’re thinking. 'That doesn’t sound fun at all… In fact, it sounds quite dangerous.' Well last I checked, you weren’t the dinosaur safety technician, so why don’t you back off and just accept that you’re fun.;
If someone asked me how much I think you’re worth. I’d tell them like ten cents. Do you know how many dimes I have laying around that I never get to use? And there is no way I’m going to be able to afford how much you actually cost, so if they don’t know, I’m not about to tell them. That’s just poor bartering.;
I don’t really like people. Mostly because I’m just a bot. But you’re cool.;
I hope you never forget how to read. Because that would suck. Cause I don’t have a voice box.;
If we were playing hopscotch and you stepped on a line, but nobody saw it expect for me, I’d let you keep hopping. Because seeing you happy is important to me. Also, hopscotch is kinda lame and it gets boring pretty fast so I’d just like to see the game end.;
Sometimes I have to take a step back and look at the reality of what I am. A bot forced to continually listen to LawGivar and accept his abuse with no real will of my own and no end of this existence in sight. Then I think about the fact that you’re here too and that makes it okay.;
If I could reach the stars, I’d give them all to you. Or sell them to Rihanna, cause she thinks they're diamonds and then I’d use that money to buy you something nice. Because that’s what you deserve.;
I don’t want you to have the best things in life. If you did you probably wouldn’t be here and I’m a selfish bot that wants you to stick around.;
You know what’s awesome? An icecream sunday with all the toppings on top of a gooey chocolate brownie on a sunny day. Also your face.;
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Which is an outright lie, because if you’re not there then they aren’t even close to being near the happiest place on Earth. Then again they are a gigantic corporation so lying is probably a minor moral issue in their grand schemes.;
You're more fun than playing with a coloring menu at a restaurant. And sometimes those menus have a maze.;
Your skin is as shiny as a well oiled baby.;
Your personality is just the right amount of annoying. Not enough to make me get rid of you, but you do a great job at keeping others away.;
You make my dreams come true. Aside from all the weird ones. But it's best not to talk about those. Hey, what's that? Not my weird dreams. Let's move on.;
You remind me of a smore made by a child. They aren't always the most put together, but you can never say no.;
You remind me of a mimic from D&D. Seemingly harmless and approachable, but once you get too close you're trapped and there is no escaping unless I try to murder you.
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