girl advice

<iam4722202468>   does anybody know anything about 'girls?
<mniip>            WAT
<mniip>           WHHHHHATTTTT
<SexiestCookie>   I does! ^-^
<iam4722202468>   oh cool
<iam4722202468>   ok
<iam4722202468>   so
<iam4722202468>   there's this girl i like
<iam4722202468>   but i know she doesn't like me
<iam4722202468>   but she still wants to be friends
<mniip>           ...
<SexiestCookie>   iam4722202468, ITS CALLED A FRIENDZONE
<SexiestCookie>   YOU'RE FUCKED :D
<iam4722202468>   i know
<mniip>           iam4722202468, you will be her pocket friend
<iam4722202468>   but it's more complicated
<mniip>           you will do everything she says
<SexiestCookie>   iam4722202468, how so?
<iam4722202468>   i think she feels sorry for me or something
<SexiestCookie>   iam4722202468, are you BEST friends? :D
<SexiestCookie>   iam4722202468, oh so you get pitty sex?
<iam4722202468>   sometimes she does things that make me think she likes me, and sometimes she doesn't
<iam4722202468>   nope
<iam4722202468>   no sex :O
<iam4722202468>   i'm 15...
<iam4722202468>   yeah
<iam4722202468>   and so idk what to do
<SexiestCookie>   So?  Maybe oull be on 16 and pregnant
<iam4722202468>   lolno
<iam4722202468>   yeah
<iam4722202468>   sooo
<iam4722202468>   and she said she's doing this thing at the mall
<SuinDraw>        bend her over
<iam4722202468>   like selling flowers or something
<SuinDraw>        and fuck her so hard she bleeds
<iam4722202468>   -_-
<iam4722202468>   sooo
<SexiestCookie>   iam4722202468, dafuq?
<SexiestCookie>   Is she 9?
<iam4722202468>   no
<iam4722202468>   it's for some free the children thing or something
<iam4722202468>   and she told me about it on the bus
<iam4722202468>   this was monday
<iam4722202468>   and i said i would go and see her
<iam4722202468>   and she seemed happy
<iam4722202468>   but now i don't really want to go
<SexiestCookie>   iam4722202468, well you are riends
<iam4722202468>   and it ends in 3 hours
<SexiestCookie>   ofc she'd be happy
<iam4722202468>   hm
<iam4722202468>   but why does she feel sorry for me?
<iam4722202468>   i don't get it
<iam4722202468>   hmm
<SexiestCookie>   iam4722202468, because she knows you like her but she doesnt feel the same about you, even though she wishes she could?
<SexiestCookie>   I DONT FUCKIN' KNOW!
<iam4722202468>   yeahh
<iam4722202468>   hm
<iam4722202468>   well
<iam4722202468>   i still have 2 hours to decide
<iam4722202468>   and i think some of her other friends are going to be there
<iam4722202468>   hm
<SexiestCookie>   iam4722202468, are they hot too?
<SexiestCookie>   You should go... :0
<iam4722202468>   no lol
<iam4722202468>   they're guys...
<iam4722202468>   well some of them
<SexiestCookie>   iam4722202468, don't tell her that.  If you tell a chick her friends are ugly she won't like it
<iam4722202468>   we're all friends
<iam4722202468>   ...
<SexiestCookie>   iam4722202468, I can't even get my best friend to go to chuch, why the shit are you asking me for advice?
<SexiestCookie>   church*
<iam4722202468>   hm
<iam4722202468>   idk
<iam4722202468>   well
<iam4722202468>   i'll go outside
<iam4722202468>   and see what happens
<iam4722202468>   bye
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<SexiestCookie>   Go outside?
<SexiestCookie>   And do what?
<SexiestCookie>   The fuck
<SexiestCookie>   "I'M HAVING GIRL TROUBLES.  LETS GO OUTSIDE AND SEE WHAT FUCKIN' HAPPENS LULULLULUL"