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  1. Take Responsibility For My Stomach ch6
  2.  
  3. p1
  4. >Hmm...
  5.  
  6. >I'm running late again today.
  7. >It's been happening a lot lately...
  8.  
  9. >Hm...?
  10. >The apartment building next door...
  11.  
  12. >Um... What's going on here?
  13. >Ah, it looks like there's a fire on the fourth floor...
  14.  
  15. >Apparently... they were cooking something and took their eye off for just a second.
  16. >Uwah... Sounds bad...
  17.  
  18. >I need to be careful too...
  19. >I'm home~
  20.  
  21. p2
  22. >>A small fire's starting in my sweet home!?
  23.  
  24. p3
  25. >Hah...
  26.  
  27. >I got banned from using the stove...
  28. >Ahaha...
  29.  
  30. >It was just one little flame... That Ruka-chan's such a worrywart.
  31. >>Manager
  32. >Indeed.
  33. >>Fellow part-timer Hana-chan
  34. >No...
  35.  
  36. p4
  37. >This is actually the third time...
  38. >This happens regularly!?
  39.  
  40. >The first time was during the spring...
  41. >Heh~
  42.  
  43. >You can make smoked food using cardboard!!
  44.  
  45. >Let's try it out~
  46.  
  47. p5
  48. >...It was something like that!
  49. >I see...
  50.  
  51. >Wh-What happened the second time?
  52.  
  53. >The second time was during the summer...
  54. >Look, Ruka!
  55. >Hmm?
  56.  
  57. p6
  58. >It says you can make simple cookies in a frying pan!
  59. >Heh~ It does look easy!
  60. >Let's try making some!
  61.  
  62. >Hmm.
  63.  
  64. >They're not looking very baked to me...
  65.  
  66. >Ah, I know. Let's try torching them.
  67.  
  68. p7
  69. >And that's how that turned out...
  70.  
  71. >H-Huh?
  72. >What's with those faces, you two...?
  73.  
  74. >Ritsu-chan.
  75. >Yes?
  76.  
  77. p8
  78. >Starting today, you're banned from entering the kitchen.
  79. >Eh?
  80.  
  81. >N-No way... I was hoping you'd let me practice at the store.
  82. >No... Give us a break...
  83.  
  84. >There's no need to use fire for that.
  85. >B-But...
  86. >Yep yep
  87.  
  88. >For example,
  89. >you can do this...
  90.  
  91. p9
  92. >to make carpaccio.
  93. >Looks delicious~!
  94.  
  95. >What do you think? This would work right?
  96. >Yeah, this would...
  97. >Ah.
  98.  
  99. >Come to think of it, she banned me from using kitchen knives too...
  100. >Why!?
  101.  
  102. >A while ago, I hit Ruka directly in the face with a potato while doing prep...
  103. >That takes skill...
  104.  
  105. p10
  106. >So you can't use knives either... Hmm...
  107. >That does make things hard...
  108.  
  109. >Ruka's been so busy as of late.
  110. >I want to help her, even if just a little bit...
  111.  
  112. >!
  113.  
  114. >Manager?
  115. >...
  116.  
  117. >In that case...
  118.  
  119. >I'm home~
  120.  
  121. p11
  122. >Ritsu?
  123.  
  124. >What's up? Were you so hungry that you waited for me in the kitchen?
  125. >No!
  126.  
  127. >This is revenge!
  128.  
  129. >This time for sure, Ruka,
  130. >I'll make you a delicious meal!
  131.  
  132. >I mean... You don't have to force yourself...
  133. >I don't want the place to burn down.
  134. >I'm not gonna burn anything!
  135.  
  136. p12
  137. >I won't use any pans or knives!
  138. >That okay with you?
  139.  
  140. >Hmm, well... I guess...
  141. >No! No interfering from you!
  142.  
  143. >Now then.
  144.  
  145. >Let's get all these chopped up.
  146. >I'm getting worried...
  147.  
  148. p13
  149. >Don't worry! I can chop all of these!
  150. >Oh?
  151.  
  152. >I see. You've thought this through.
  153. >Hmhmm.
  154.  
  155. >This way, I can speed through the ingredients without cutting my fingers, right?
  156. >True. All you have to do it pinch your fingers.
  157. >Why are you assuming I'll make a mistake!?
  158.  
  159. >Once we're done chopping, I put the mince, mushrooms and other ingredients into a bag...
  160.  
  161. p14
  162. >and squish!
  163.  
  164. >Squish!
  165.  
  166. >Squish!
  167. >Nothing but squishing.
  168.  
  169. >Squi-
  170. >...
  171. >>Squish
  172. >EEEP!
  173.  
  174. p15
  175. >What are you doing?
  176. >Agagagagagaga
  177.  
  178. >Your meat just looked so squishable that I...
  179. >Shut up!
  180.  
  181. >Anyway! I'll get upset the next time you butt in!
  182. >Ah, it doesn't bother me.
  183. >Well it bothers me!
  184. >...
  185. >>squish
  186. >HYAH
  187.  
  188. >...
  189. >>Hands tied up
  190. >Okay, next...
  191.  
  192. p16
  193. >We snip the corner of the bag...
  194.  
  195. >and squeeze it out.
  196. >Ooh~
  197.  
  198. >I just
  199. >gotta
  200. >squeeze this
  201. >into six
  202.  
  203. >even
  204. >bits...
  205.  
  206. >Huh?
  207. >This is surprisingly hard.
  208. >...
  209.  
  210. p17
  211. >You're like a newborn horse (lol)
  212. >Just go away!!
  213.  
  214. >After that...
  215. >the work continued...
  216.  
  217. >It's ready!
  218.  
  219. p18
  220. >Bulked tsukune with enoki mushrooms,
  221. >made with knives or a stove!
  222.  
  223. >Amazing... Ritsu made something that looks delicious without setting the place ablaze...
  224. >That's a few words too many.
  225.  
  226. >All the ingredients were chopped with scissors
  227. >and everything was cooked in the microwave.
  228.  
  229. >This way, I can make something whenever you're busy, right?
  230. >!
  231.  
  232. p19
  233. >You're always looking after me so,
  234. >you can rely on me once in a while.
  235.  
  236. >Yeah.
  237. >I guess so...
  238.  
  239. >Shall I try one?
  240. >Ah, sure!
  241.  
  242. >Hmm...
  243. >The soy sauce smells nice...
  244.  
  245. >Let's dig in.
  246.  
  247. p20
  248. >Mm!
  249.  
  250. >H-How is it?
  251. >Mmm
  252.  
  253. >It's good.
  254. >Really?
  255. >Yeah.
  256.  
  257. >For now...
  258.  
  259. p21
  260. >As something for when I'm busy
  261. >or when I just feel like relying on you, it's delicious.
  262.  
  263. >...!
  264. >Sure. Leave it to me.
  265.  
  266. >But still, I think an egg would go well with this.
  267. >Ah, I forgot.
  268.  
  269. >I thought about that, so I made some.
  270. >Heh, you're well prepared.
  271. >It's cooking in the microwave, so it's almost...
  272.  
  273. p23
  274. >...I-
  275. >It's ready.
  276.  
  277. >...
  278. >Ritsu.
  279.  
  280. >Let's have a little chat, shall we?
  281. >Hyes...
  282.  
  283. >I got banned from using the microwave too.
  284. >...
  285.  
  286. p24
  287. >Lose weight the healthy way!! Happy Recipes!
  288. >Bulked Tsukune with Enoki Mushrooms
  289. >>Enoki Yggdrasil
  290.  
  291. 1. Chop the mushrooms and chicken into 1cm pieces using scissors.
  292. 2. Put the contents of 1 and A into a polyethylene bag and squeeze from the outside until viscuous. Cut a whole at the bottom of the bag.
  293. 3. In a microwaveable dish, squeeze the contents of 2 into six mounds and shape into ovals with your hands.
  294. 4. Mix up B and pour on top on 3.
  295. 5. Gently wrap and cook in a microwave at 600W for five minutes. Take out and remove the wrap. Cover in tare sauce while turning over the tsukune.
  296.  
  297. >Ingredients (for two people)
  298.  
  299. >Enoki mushroom - one
  300. >A
  301. >Minced chicken - 200g
  302. >Grated ginger - 1 tsp
  303. >Wheat flour - 1 tbsp
  304. >Sake - 1 tbsp
  305. >Salt - 1/4 tsp
  306. >B
  307. >Sake - 1 tbsp
  308. >Soy sauce - 1 tbsp
  309. >Sugar - 2 tbsp
  310.  
  311. >Approx 266kcal per person
  312. >Protein 21.7g - Fat 12.3g
  313. >*You can substitute the sugar with erythritol (or Palsweet) if you wish.
  314.  
  315. >Make sure to take the eggs out of their shells before you microwave them.
  316.  
  317. >Cooking supervisor: Joe-san
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