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- I got what you need.
- Come on.
- 2
- 00:01:42,447 --> 00:01:43,965
- Down here.
- 3
- 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,795
- - I said come on.
- - Okay, okay, okay.
- 4
- 00:01:45,829 --> 00:01:49,212
- Relax, okay?
- I got it.
- 5
- 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:50,765
- What is that? Is that coke?
- 6
- 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,699
- Yeah. It's that dust, okay?
- 7
- 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:56,081
- That spooky shit.
- It's the good shit.
- 8
- 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,566
- - What does that mean? I..
- - Fuck's sake.
- 9
- 00:01:58,601 --> 00:02:00,775
- I mean, like,
- what is it exactly?
- 10
- 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:02,674
- What do you want it to be?
- 11
- 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:05,953
- - I want it to be Molly.
- - Alright. It's Molly.
- 12
- 00:02:05,987 --> 00:02:07,920
- But, I mean, are you just saying
- that, 'cause..
- 13
- 00:02:07,955 --> 00:02:10,164
- No. I was just saying
- the other things.
- 14
- 00:02:10,199 --> 00:02:12,891
- This is real. Molly for the
- dolly, the whole ping ting.
- 15
- 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,515
- Oh, bruh.
- 16
- 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:21,451
- - Okay, so 80 bucks, right?
- - Yeah.
- 17
- 00:02:21,486 --> 00:02:24,178
- - Okay, cool. Thank you.
- - Okay, give it up.
- 18
- 00:02:24,213 --> 00:02:26,387
- Now. I seen all of it.
- Give it up.
- 19
- 00:02:26,422 --> 00:02:28,838
- The cash, brother, quick.
- 20
- 00:02:28,872 --> 00:02:30,598
- I said, hand it over.
- 21
- 00:02:30,633 --> 00:02:34,395
- I'm sorry.
- Are you arresting us?
- 22
- 00:02:34,430 --> 00:02:35,710
- Oh, my God.
- Please don't kill me.
- 23
- 00:02:35,741 --> 00:02:38,192
- Look, I have... I have
- a 3.8 grade point average, okay?
- 24
- 00:02:38,227 --> 00:02:40,066
- - His mom has a guide dog.
- - I'm not gonna kill you.
- 25
- 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:41,920
- I'm gonna give you
- your money back.
- 26
- 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:44,888
- - Stream it for me, Africa.
- - Yes, sir.
- 27
- 00:02:44,923 --> 00:02:47,212
- What is it, are we gonna have
- to suck each other's dicks or something?
- 28
- 00:02:47,236 --> 00:02:49,583
- No, not if you make
- a small donation
- 29
- 00:02:49,617 --> 00:02:52,482
- to the Star of Six Community
- Farm and Charity Mission.
- 30
- 00:02:52,517 --> 00:02:54,864
- Yes, I would love to do that.
- Is ten bucks good?
- 31
- 00:02:54,898 --> 00:02:56,279
- - Each, so 20.
- - Great.
- 32
- 00:02:56,314 --> 00:02:57,591
- - Thanks.
- - Okay.
- 33
- 00:02:57,625 --> 00:02:59,696
- May you live to see
- the accidental dominance
- 34
- 00:02:59,731 --> 00:03:01,215
- of the white race overthrown.
- 35
- 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:03,113
- Cool.
- 36
- 00:03:03,148 --> 00:03:06,324
- It is not yet the day,
- but the day shall come.
- 37
- 00:03:06,358 --> 00:03:07,980
- - Tell your people.
- - Okay.
- 38
- 00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:09,258
- On the day of Black Jihad,
- 39
- 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:11,708
- Sultan will look on you
- with mercy.
- 40
- 00:03:11,743 --> 00:03:13,607
- Well, thank you.
- 41
- 00:03:13,641 --> 00:03:17,956
- Come on. Okay, cool.
- I'll see you guys. Fuck!
- 42
- 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:20,959
- The cops will bust you even if
- you're just dealin' sugar, bruh.
- 43
- 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:22,108
- Just trying to take back
- a smidge
- 44
- 00:03:22,132 --> 00:03:23,927
- of what the crackers stole,
- Sultan.
- 45
- 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:26,723
- Ad hoc reparations, no!
- 46
- 00:03:26,758 --> 00:03:28,691
- You ever seen me
- bop a cracker at a stoplight
- 47
- 00:03:28,725 --> 00:03:30,175
- jack his Buick and shout
- 48
- 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,073
- "That's my forty acres
- and a mule?"
- 49
- 00:03:32,108 --> 00:03:33,972
- No, but I'd like to.
- 50
- 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:35,629
- I wouldn't want to.
- 51
- 00:03:36,354 --> 00:03:37,769
- Uh-huh?
- 52
- 00:03:39,598 --> 00:03:40,875
- How old you are?
- 53
- 00:03:41,980 --> 00:03:45,570
- Sounding so mature.
- 54
- 00:03:45,604 --> 00:03:49,090
- You come to my shop,
- I give you lollipop.
- 55
- 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:51,241
- Can you prepare for The Day
- if you're in jail, brother?
- 56
- 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:53,888
- - No, sir.
- - I'm lookin' out for you.
- 57
- 00:03:53,923 --> 00:03:55,545
- Thank you, sir.
- 58
- 00:03:57,789 --> 00:04:01,241
- So, when we get back,
- you may valet the bus.
- 59
- 00:04:01,275 --> 00:04:03,035
- Black Santa prevail.
- 60
- 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:19,742
- In the name of Allah,
- Melchizedek
- 61
- 00:04:19,776 --> 00:04:21,122
- Jesus, Black Santa
- 62
- 00:04:21,157 --> 00:04:24,229
- Muhammad and General Toussaint
- 63
- 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,301
- the waters rise,
- brothers and sisters
- 64
- 00:04:27,336 --> 00:04:29,096
- the drains back up
- 65
- 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:31,719
- the basements of South Beach
- 66
- 00:04:31,754 --> 00:04:34,239
- brim with reeking flotsam.
- 67
- 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:39,037
- But the city turns away,
- ignores the signs.
- 68
- 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:42,109
- Prepare ye
- for the day that approaches
- 69
- 00:04:42,143 --> 00:04:45,008
- is the day
- of the great inversion.
- 70
- 00:04:45,043 --> 00:04:47,252
- On that day, the cranes
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- 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,566
- of the gentrificators
- shall fall
- 72
- 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,395
- and we shall overthrow
- 73
- 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:55,709
- the injustice
- of the white European.
- 74
- 00:04:55,743 --> 00:04:57,573
- Till then, Allah enjoins us
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- 00:04:57,607 --> 00:05:00,921
- to grow strong and to prepare.
- 76
- 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:02,612
- Are you ready to rule?
- 77
- 00:05:02,647 --> 00:05:04,787
- - We are ready to rule.
- - We are ready to rule.
- 78
- 00:05:06,858 --> 00:05:09,136
- The Almighty commands us
- 79
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- to bring our knowledge
- to the streets.
- 80
- 00:05:11,241 --> 00:05:13,382
- ♪ European you will pay
- 81
- 00:05:13,416 --> 00:05:15,591
- ♪ European you will pay
- 82
- 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:18,490
- ♪ This will be your
- judgement day ♪♪
- 83
- 00:05:18,525 --> 00:05:21,286
- Projecting a vision
- of the future.
- 84
- 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,150
- Peace, brothers.
- 85
- 00:05:23,184 --> 00:05:25,532
- To set a mighty example.
- 86
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- To rescue the fallen
- 87
- 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:33,091
- teaching discipline
- of body and mind.
- 88
- 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,920
- You brothers wanna work
- on God's farm?
- 89
- 00:05:34,955 --> 00:05:38,579
- The wisdom of the Star of Six.
- 90
- 00:05:38,614 --> 00:05:40,478
- Revolution.
- 91
- 00:05:40,512 --> 00:05:43,757
- But without the gun weapon.
- 92
- 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:45,966
- You know what the gun is?
- 93
- 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,865
- It's what the white man gave us to destroy each other
- 94
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- doin' his job for him.
- 95
- 00:05:51,489 --> 00:05:54,802
- We trust only
- the weapons of tradition
- 96
- 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:56,942
- the sword, the sling
- 97
- 00:05:56,977 --> 00:05:59,117
- and the crossbow.
- 98
- 00:06:00,636 --> 00:06:04,191
- Today, the economic
- hit man profits
- 99
- 00:06:04,225 --> 00:06:07,884
- off the gentrification
- of our neighborhoods.
- 100
- 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:12,302
- But tomorrow, he will drown
- all bubble-face brown
- 101
- 00:06:12,337 --> 00:06:14,891
- in his vile
- extortionate coffee.
- 102
- 00:06:14,926 --> 00:06:17,515
- In the name of Allah,
- Melchizedek, Jesus, Black Santa
- 103
- 00:06:17,549 --> 00:06:20,276
- Muhammad and General Toussaint.
- 104
- 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:21,311
- - Bishops.
- - Bishops.
- 105
- 00:06:27,490 --> 00:06:31,356
- - Sir, bus is all clean.
- - All of it?
- 106
- 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,565
- Except where the baked-in
- chicken shit and whatnot
- 107
- 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,360
- is part of the floor.
- 108
- 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,258
- Breakfast surprise!
- 109
- 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:39,122
- - Oh, donuts?
- - Mnm-mnm.
- 110
- 00:06:39,157 --> 00:06:42,229
- Donuts are twice a year,
- baby girl, on your birthday
- 111
- 00:06:42,263 --> 00:06:44,818
- and the day that your daddy
- founded this mission.
- 112
- 00:06:44,852 --> 00:06:48,477
- Mm-hmm. The day God talked to me
- through a duck.
- 113
- 00:06:48,511 --> 00:06:51,894
- Usually, it was Satan
- talking through the duck.
- 114
- 00:06:51,928 --> 00:06:54,206
- But one day,
- satan wasn't looking
- 115
- 00:06:54,241 --> 00:06:57,865
- and the duck said,
- "Quickly. This is God talking.
- 116
- 00:06:57,900 --> 00:07:00,074
- You need to build me a farm."
- 117
- 00:07:00,109 --> 00:07:01,351
- And that's why we're here.
- 118
- 00:07:01,386 --> 00:07:04,941
- ♪ Ta-da-da-ta ♪♪
- 119
- 00:07:04,976 --> 00:07:07,461
- Is this surprise
- from a dumpster?
- 120
- 00:07:07,496 --> 00:07:09,359
- No, it's not from a dumpster.
- 121
- 00:07:09,394 --> 00:07:11,361
- I picked it up
- from Wendy's yesterday.
- 122
- 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:13,122
- When they throw everything
- in the dumpster.
- 123
- 00:07:13,156 --> 00:07:15,607
- Before they threw it
- in the dumpster.
- 124
- 00:07:15,642 --> 00:07:17,471
- - Just before?
- - Look, the dates are good.
- 125
- 00:07:17,506 --> 00:07:20,301
- And plus, we are taking from
- the rich to give to the poor.
- 126
- 00:07:20,336 --> 00:07:23,132
- What don't you like about that?
- 127
- 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:24,202
- Nothing.
- 128
- 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,307
- Is the smart thing to say
- right now.
- 129
- 00:07:37,595 --> 00:07:41,012
- SWAT Team B, Team C
- is in position. Over.
- 130
- 00:07:42,738 --> 00:07:44,222
- SWAT A?
- 131
- 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:47,777
- Psst, psst,
- Kendra, prepare to be amazed.
- 132
- 00:07:47,812 --> 00:07:49,676
- Your target's approaching.
- 133
- 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:52,057
- Yeah. Target's approaching.
- 134
- 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:02,067
- Brother Malik
- 135
- 00:08:02,102 --> 00:08:03,275
- the bomb in the drinks cart
- 136
- 00:08:03,310 --> 00:08:06,727
- will do something
- very beautiful.
- 137
- 00:08:06,762 --> 00:08:10,006
- The bomb will only
- take out the men, right?
- 138
- 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:11,801
- - What?
- - The men are the soldiers.
- 139
- 00:08:11,836 --> 00:08:13,872
- The women are not the soldiers.
- 140
- 00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:16,047
- Only the men.
- 141
- 00:08:16,081 --> 00:08:19,740
- Yes, yes, of course,
- just the men.
- 142
- 00:08:19,775 --> 00:08:22,087
- You... you see the... the
- wheel guards?
- 143
- 00:08:22,122 --> 00:08:25,470
- - Uh-huh.
- - They shape the blast.
- 144
- 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,300
- Only the men die in the blast.
- 145
- 00:08:28,335 --> 00:08:29,543
- A hundred percent?
- 146
- 00:08:29,578 --> 00:08:32,822
- - No lady jihad?
- - Hundred percent.
- 147
- 00:08:32,857 --> 00:08:34,755
- That's a conscience
- made of tits.
- 148
- 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:37,620
- Dial the number, brother.
- 149
- 00:08:37,655 --> 00:08:40,243
- SWAT o'clock.
- Stand by, ladies.
- 150
- 00:08:40,278 --> 00:08:43,246
- You missed the button.
- 151
- 00:08:43,281 --> 00:08:45,352
- Oh, SWAT, stand by.
- 152
- 00:08:45,386 --> 00:08:47,423
- Stand by, SWAT A.
- SWAT B stand by.
- 153
- 00:08:47,457 --> 00:08:50,495
- - What's that?
- - It's a three.
- 154
- 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,808
- You know, like,
- one, two, three.
- 155
- 00:08:57,019 --> 00:08:59,677
- Fucker's texting the jury,
- "I am guilty."
- 156
- 00:08:59,711 --> 00:09:01,368
- Now five.
- 157
- 00:09:01,402 --> 00:09:04,923
- Five? No, no, not five.
- 158
- 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:06,166
- Give me another.
- 159
- 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,583
- - Look, it's five.
- - I'm scared of fives.
- 160
- 00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:11,758
- Five is evil, brother.
- 161
- 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:15,175
- The halfway digit.
- The saluting snake. No.
- 162
- 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:17,384
- Did we know
- he was a pentaphobe?
- 163
- 00:09:17,418 --> 00:09:19,628
- I'm scared of fives.
- No fives.
- 164
- 00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:22,941
- - Or is he just backin' out?
- - No way. I groomed this psycho.
- 165
- 00:09:22,976 --> 00:09:24,401
- No, no, jihad has no off switch,
- Rick.
- 166
- 00:09:24,425 --> 00:09:25,575
- It's like that feeling
- in a dream
- 167
- 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,463
- when you've killed a child.
- 168
- 00:09:27,497 --> 00:09:30,742
- No. It's the unflushable number.
- 169
- 00:09:36,196 --> 00:09:39,164
- Oh, okay, just bring up
- the whole number.
- 170
- 00:09:41,511 --> 00:09:43,790
- That number is a plague
- of fuckin' fives.
- 171
- 00:09:43,824 --> 00:09:45,067
- If the guy is afraid of fives
- 172
- 00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:47,345
- then that number's
- a real soup sandwich.
- 173
- 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:51,625
- The next number is a two,
- so it's like a 52.
- 174
- 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:54,939
- That's a five, brother.
- It's still a five.
- 175
- 00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:02,394
- We are dialing
- our own bomb here, Andy.
- 176
- 00:10:02,429 --> 00:10:04,673
- Shall we just send
- the fuckin' target home?
- 177
- 00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:06,571
- Okay, now four.
- 178
- 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,814
- You do it.
- 179
- 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:09,747
- This is a four.
- It's not even a five.
- 180
- 00:10:09,781 --> 00:10:11,852
- Please.
- My fingers won't work anymore.
- 181
- 00:10:11,887 --> 00:10:15,787
- It's just killing a few fucking
- kids. Jesus Christ!
- 182
- 00:10:15,822 --> 00:10:19,584
- I dial one four,
- you dial one four, okay?
- 183
- 00:10:25,797 --> 00:10:27,523
- Dial the last number, brother.
- 184
- 00:10:28,558 --> 00:10:30,940
- Dial it. Come on.
- 185
- 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,532
- - Shazam!
- - Go, go, go!
- 186
- 00:10:36,566 --> 00:10:38,189
- Go.
- 187
- 00:10:40,985 --> 00:10:42,538
- I think God stopped it, brother.
- 188
- 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:43,850
- Police! Hands up, now!
- 189
- 00:10:43,884 --> 00:10:46,438
- Police! Let me see your hands!
- 190
- 00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:48,095
- - Get down!
- - On the ground!
- 191
- 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:50,132
- Yes!
- 192
- 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:54,239
- Great job, guys.
- Ristretto. One sugar cube.
- 193
- 00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:57,346
- Yeah. Great job, guys.
- 194
- 00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:00,245
- Shitty job, guys. Most of that
- bomb was dialed by us.
- 195
- 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,558
- What if some libtard on my jury
- 196
- 00:11:02,592 --> 00:11:04,525
- thinks that's a little unfair
- to Ali Bin Weasel?
- 197
- 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,527
- Hey!
- 198
- 00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:10,255
- Assholes, what the fuck
- was that fives bullshit?
- 199
- 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:12,499
- - This is your fault.
- - You saw the paperwork, Rick.
- 200
- 00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:14,363
- Don't hide behind
- a piece of paper, Andy
- 201
- 00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:16,330
- unless you're a fuckin'
- tampon wrapper.
- 202
- 00:11:16,365 --> 00:11:18,229
- Right.
- 203
- 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:20,196
- You mean tampon?
- 204
- 00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:22,509
- Look, I'm dropping it, alright?
- 205
- 00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:25,961
- I'm a genius attorney, but you
- need to retire on a better case
- 206
- 00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:27,455
- unless you wanna spend
- your twilight years
- 207
- 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,585
- on a Segway as a mall cop.
- 208
- 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,864
- For the record,
- this is an FBI operation
- 209
- 00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:35,729
- in which the police played
- no decision-making role.
- 210
- 00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:38,180
- Says the man
- with a very small badge.
- 211
- 00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:42,943
- No, police badge is 14 percent
- larger than an FBI badge.
- 212
- 00:11:42,978 --> 00:11:45,912
- And it's also heavier
- by weight.
- 213
- 00:11:47,361 --> 00:11:50,295
- Brother Pure,
- that's what I'm gonna call you.
- 214
- 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:53,022
- 'Cause you're pure
- like the piss of a dove, man.
- 215
- 00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:54,610
- Thank you, sir.
- 216
- 00:11:54,644 --> 00:11:57,544
- Professor X, Farmer Africa,
- are not pure.
- 217
- 00:11:57,578 --> 00:12:00,236
- - X like Malcolm X?
- - After the X-Wing.
- 218
- 00:12:00,271 --> 00:12:03,619
- "Star Wars." This brother could
- fly if he put his mind to it.
- 219
- 00:12:03,653 --> 00:12:07,174
- Ninety-seven percent of our
- brains aren't used, bruh.
- 220
- 00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:08,797
- One hundred percent
- in your case.
- 221
- 00:12:08,831 --> 00:12:11,178
- Come the day,
- I shall buckle those cranes
- 222
- 00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:14,078
- with one flick of my brain,
- brothers.
- 223
- 00:12:14,112 --> 00:12:16,666
- And the day is coming.
- 224
- 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,945
- Time to put nail bombs
- in their Whole Foods.
- 225
- 00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:21,188
- - No, brother.
- - No, sure, just one.
- 226
- 00:12:21,223 --> 00:12:23,052
- No, brother,
- you may not do that.
- 227
- 00:12:23,087 --> 00:12:25,745
- No, but we may.
- 228
- 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,850
- Why may we not?
- 229
- 00:12:27,885 --> 00:12:30,001
- We shall not start a race war
- we will definitely lose.
- 230
- 00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:32,268
- The Farmer Army
- is not yet to scale.
- 231
- 00:12:32,303 --> 00:12:34,108
- When General Toussaint
- was attacked after church
- 232
- 00:12:34,132 --> 00:12:35,824
- did he strike the white man
- who hit him?
- 233
- 00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:37,170
- Did he set him on fire?
- 234
- 00:12:37,204 --> 00:12:39,344
- He waited ten years
- for the revolution
- 235
- 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,208
- then he bopped him, right?
- 236
- 00:12:41,243 --> 00:12:42,934
- - No.
- - Yes, brother.
- 237
- 00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:45,523
- I mean, that no.
- 238
- 00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,838
- Damn!
- 239
- 00:12:49,872 --> 00:12:51,816
- What did I tell you was gonna
- happen if you didn't pay?
- 240
- 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,472
- - Notice of eviction.
- - Notice of eviction.
- 241
- 00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:55,705
- - All out. You ain't paid.
- - You can't just walk in..
- 242
- 00:12:55,740 --> 00:12:57,269
- Yeah, yeah,
- it's to the end of the month
- 243
- 00:12:57,293 --> 00:13:00,883
- that we ain't paid, Ruben.
- 244
- 00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:02,505
- Right, but that's bullshit,
- okay?
- 245
- 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,611
- Look, I'm a very successful
- businessman, alright?
- 246
- 00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:07,269
- I got watches
- showin' three different times.
- 247
- 00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:08,649
- Ruben, Ruben, brother.
- 248
- 00:13:08,684 --> 00:13:10,444
- How big is the biggest omelet
- you ever ate?
- 249
- 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:11,445
- No, not eggs.
- 250
- 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,595
- What about eggs
- that taste like eggs
- 251
- 00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:13,758
- before science fiction?
- 252
- 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,864
- You're not payin' me
- in eggs again, Venus.
- 253
- 00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:18,038
- Okay, how about some
- fried potatoes?
- 254
- 00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:19,868
- I bought 'em
- by the flea market.
- 255
- 00:13:19,902 --> 00:13:21,697
- You could use 'em
- at your restaurant.
- 256
- 00:13:21,731 --> 00:13:23,906
- Real good ones, brother.
- 257
- 00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:25,701
- Man said he could hardly bear
- to sell them.
- 258
- 00:13:25,735 --> 00:13:27,610
- - They're wooden.
- - They're what? They're wooden?
- 259
- 00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:29,601
- You didn't check
- the potatoes, Mo?
- 260
- 00:13:29,636 --> 00:13:31,431
- What? But the ones he showed me
- were real.
- 261
- 00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:32,984
- You should have checked 'em,
- alright?
- 262
- 00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:36,677
- Since when did we have to start
- checking if potatoes was wood..
- 263
- 00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:39,508
- - Yeah, well, I checked them.
- - I can get you that machine.
- 264
- 00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:40,612
- The X-ray machine.
- 265
- 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:43,615
- No idea what you're
- talkin' about.
- 266
- 00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,410
- I know what you're doin', bruh.
- 267
- 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,034
- You're makin' a ray gun,
- some dirty cool shit.
- 268
- 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,345
- You said when you was drunk.
- 269
- 00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:54,074
- Look, look, you want a ray gun?
- I got what you need.
- 270
- 00:13:54,109 --> 00:13:55,569
- I'll take good merchandise
- or you're out.
- 271
- 00:13:55,593 --> 00:13:58,630
- But, uh, look, brother.
- 272
- 00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:04,464
- - It's bent.
- - Just at one end. On purpose.
- 273
- 00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:06,707
- Moses, you know
- how a real ray gun works?
- 274
- 00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:09,296
- That's the gun part. Now all
- you need is the rays, brother.
- 275
- 00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:12,748
- Okay, look, I have a client
- who needs radioactive material
- 276
- 00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:15,130
- that gives off rays,
- like fuel rods
- 277
- 00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:17,235
- or something from
- an X-ray machine.
- 278
- 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,031
- This is basically
- just a fuckhead's paperweight.
- 279
- 00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:21,584
- I'll unbend it.
- 280
- 00:14:46,023 --> 00:14:48,818
- - Nice building, Andy.
- - Thanks, Rick.
- 281
- 00:14:48,853 --> 00:14:52,374
- Was the bureau high
- when they commissioned this?
- 282
- 00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:55,066
- 'Cause it actually looks
- like a personality disorder.
- 283
- 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:56,723
- Oh, he's on a roll.
- 284
- 00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:57,907
- You know, Bin Laden
- got you this.
- 285
- 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,139
- It's a shit roll.
- 286
- 00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:00,703
- You guys should
- put a big picture of him
- 287
- 00:15:00,727 --> 00:15:01,866
- up the front of the building
- 288
- 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,419
- like the Colonel Sanders logo.
- 289
- 00:15:03,454 --> 00:15:06,008
- Shit just rolls out
- of his mouth.
- 290
- 00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:09,391
- So, as to your mall cop jibe,
- Rick...
- 291
- 00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:10,840
- You're gonna pitch me
- the next 9/11.
- 292
- 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,428
- You know,
- the Mexican Hezbollah
- 293
- 00:15:12,463 --> 00:15:14,016
- is planning an attack
- on Orlando.
- 294
- 00:15:14,051 --> 00:15:15,407
- Flooding the streets
- with alligators?
- 295
- 00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:18,538
- - Still a threat, Rick.
- - It's a literal croc of shit.
- 296
- 00:15:18,572 --> 00:15:21,472
- There's a guy who wants
- to attack a strip club
- 297
- 00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:24,406
- from a balloon
- with flaming urine.
- 298
- 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,994
- That was an undercover cop.
- 299
- 00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:29,376
- He had a breakdown
- and he blew up his own bladder.
- 300
- 00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:30,481
- Right.
- 301
- 00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,138
- What about this guy
- Moses Shabazz?
- 302
- 00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:33,587
- Who?
- 303
- 00:15:33,622 --> 00:15:35,969
- He preaches overthrow of the
- government on Facebook Live.
- 304
- 00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:37,833
- He does? Cheryl has that.
- 305
- 00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:39,766
- That's my wife.
- She's quite cool.
- 306
- 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,355
- - He talks about black jihad.
- - Right.
- 307
- 00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,081
- Huh? Classic lone wolf.
- 308
- 00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:45,979
- Uh, there's four of them,
- actually.
- 309
- 00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,912
- Pack of lone wolves.
- Had to happen.
- 310
- 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,983
- - It's a uniformed militia.
- - Oh.
- 311
- 00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:51,709
- Wait. Andy, he's black?
- 312
- 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,435
- - Yeah.
- - Fuckin' black?
- 313
- 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:54,850
- - Seriously?
- - Hold on.
- 314
- 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,612
- All these, they're totally
- fuckin' black.
- 315
- 00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:01,063
- I mean, wake up, people.
- Come on.
- 316
- 00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:03,100
- We're down with brown,
- but black is whack.
- 317
- 00:16:03,134 --> 00:16:05,378
- - Black is whack?
- - Don't twist my words.
- 318
- 00:16:05,412 --> 00:16:08,001
- I'm not racist. Black targets
- are no longer cool.
- 319
- 00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:10,728
- It's not my fault. The cops
- have fucked the legal optics.
- 320
- 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,877
- You mean, their skin's black,
- 321
- 00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:13,627
- but they're basically
- brown, right?
- 322
- 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:14,835
- Think ISIL Panthers.
- 323
- 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,562
- - Uh, brown blacks.
- - Brown blacks.
- 324
- 00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:19,368
- Sir, if they break the law, it
- doesn't matter if their skin's
- 325
- 00:16:19,392 --> 00:16:21,463
- made of bark and they worship
- a pig in a wing suit.
- 326
- 00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:22,498
- Right.
- 327
- 00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:24,086
- So I can get
- the local informant...
- 328
- 00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:27,917
- Uh, my informant, Reza,
- he could set up a meeting
- 329
- 00:16:27,952 --> 00:16:29,402
- between this Shabazz
- 330
- 00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:33,578
- and, um, a rich ISIL sheikh
- 331
- 00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:36,167
- played by the beach informant,
- Nur Ad-din.
- 332
- 00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:38,031
- He's annoying,
- but he's a good closer.
- 333
- 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:40,965
- Uh, Nur Ad-din hates other
- informants. Flies solo.
- 334
- 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,219
- I think he would hate it more
- if we sent him back to Syria
- 335
- 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:44,289
- even though
- the real estate deals
- 336
- 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:46,315
- are supposed to be
- amazing right now.
- 337
- 00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:49,042
- Right, so let's offer
- this Moses Shabazz some funds
- 338
- 00:16:49,077 --> 00:16:52,045
- get him some military equipment
- from, uh, some catalogue.
- 339
- 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,703
- He has no license.
- Get him some automatic weapons.
- 340
- 00:16:54,737 --> 00:16:56,394
- Could you walk him
- across the line?
- 341
- 00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:00,502
- Of course, yeah.
- Brown blacks track, yes.
- 342
- 00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:02,538
- - Right.
- - She means no.
- 343
- 00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:05,093
- I mean, theoretically she could,
- but Reza works for us
- 344
- 00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:07,819
- because we're shielding him
- from sex charges with minors
- 345
- 00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,200
- and he's still at it.
- 346
- 00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:11,858
- We shouldn't expose
- a female agent to that
- 347
- 00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:14,619
- especially a very small one.
- 348
- 00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:16,563
- That's sexist, and heightist
- and probably offensive
- 349
- 00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:18,485
- to pedophiles,
- which is really something.
- 350
- 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,385
- I can... I can handle
- Reza, yeah.
- 351
- 00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:24,077
- Good. Uh, please don't
- fuck it up.
- 352
- 00:17:24,112 --> 00:17:26,331
- Won't fuck it up. Won't let you
- down. Won't let any of you down.
- 353
- 00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:28,875
- Except for Stevie, 'cause
- he wants me to fuck it up.
- 354
- 00:17:28,909 --> 00:17:31,360
- So I will let him down happily.
- 355
- 00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:54,625
- I think we ruined
- with this eviction thing, Vee.
- 356
- 00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:58,560
- Like flat tire,
- empty icebox ruined.
- 357
- 00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:00,803
- Can't be a farmer
- without a farm.
- 358
- 00:18:00,838 --> 00:18:02,736
- I can't even move the wheel.
- 359
- 00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:06,844
- A farm can be anywhere, Mo.
- It's an attitude of mind.
- 360
- 00:18:09,191 --> 00:18:10,261
- They make me drowsy.
- 361
- 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:11,342
- And they stop you from thinking
- 362
- 00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:12,539
- that animals can talk to you
- 363
- 00:18:12,574 --> 00:18:14,748
- or that you have five arms.
- 364
- 00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:27,416
- Damn!
- 365
- 00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:30,074
- Was it the heat of my hands
- or was it a miracle?
- 366
- 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,627
- Did you... did you blow?
- 367
- 00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:35,044
- No. I made an effort.
- 368
- 00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:36,805
- I mean, will God
- bring down the cranes
- 369
- 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:39,118
- if you ain't trying first?
- 370
- 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:48,127
- Will the gentrificators
- dump their condos on our heads?
- 371
- 00:19:06,283 --> 00:19:08,940
- - I don't think so.
- - I don't think so.
- 372
- 00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:14,774
- Your bikini comes off
- in my mouth.
- 373
- 00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:16,293
- Not my style.
- 374
- 00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:21,090
- I want to feel your hot, moaning breath on my ball sack.
- 375
- 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:23,092
- Doesn't sound like me either.
- 376
- 00:19:23,127 --> 00:19:27,062
- You said them both today, Reza.
- How old was she?
- 377
- 00:19:27,096 --> 00:19:30,445
- - Thirty-five? Thirty-six?
- - Fifteen.
- 378
- 00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:33,827
- - A minor.
- - She was Canadian.
- 379
- 00:19:33,862 --> 00:19:36,002
- They don't even have minors
- in Canada.
- 380
- 00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:38,384
- I've got 800 pages
- of this stuff.
- 381
- 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:41,180
- I'm all that stands between you
- and 20 years in a penitentiary
- 382
- 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,837
- that uses your screams
- to power the lights.
- 383
- 00:19:52,294 --> 00:19:55,642
- Let up, Farmer X. Go!
- 384
- 00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:57,161
- And go.
- 385
- 00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:00,129
- Up!
- 386
- 00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:02,856
- Down!
- 387
- 00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:04,237
- Up!
- 388
- 00:20:06,066 --> 00:20:08,103
- Down!
- 389
- 00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:09,518
- Go!
- 390
- 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:16,525
- Down!
- 391
- 00:20:18,078 --> 00:20:20,149
- Arms up!
- 392
- 00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:21,599
- Duck walk.
- 393
- 00:20:24,153 --> 00:20:26,811
- Ducks are strong.
- Strong ducks win.
- 394
- 00:20:26,846 --> 00:20:28,606
- Ducks are mighty ducks.
- 395
- 00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:30,539
- - Right, Brother Pure?
- - Sir.
- 396
- 00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:32,714
- - Hello.
- - Hey, Reza.
- 397
- 00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:36,304
- Salaam Alaikum, sister.
- How are you?
- 398
- 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:39,514
- Hello. Buk-buk-buk.
- 399
- 00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:42,448
- - Brother Shopkeeper.
- - The man's up to somethin'.
- 400
- 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:45,071
- Yes, to help in your enterprise.
- 401
- 00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:46,969
- And what enterprise
- would that be, brother?
- 402
- 00:20:47,004 --> 00:20:48,833
- All of it, actually.
- 403
- 00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:52,112
- Growing the fresh vegetables,
- playing chess
- 404
- 00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:55,737
- keeping fit,
- the great inversion
- 405
- 00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:58,015
- bringing down the cranes
- 406
- 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,879
- bringing down the government.
- 407
- 00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:02,364
- - What sort of help?
- - Cash.
- 408
- 00:21:02,399 --> 00:21:06,541
- Really quite a lot of cash.
- 409
- 00:21:06,575 --> 00:21:09,889
- ♪ Bismillah al rahman
- al rahim ♪♪
- 410
- 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:12,167
- Stop makin' that noise.
- 411
- 00:21:13,996 --> 00:21:16,378
- So tell me, Reza,
- what cash you talkin' about?
- 412
- 00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:18,415
- - My uncle...
- - Take your shirt off.
- 413
- 00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:26,699
- - What cash, brother?
- - My uncle...
- 414
- 00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:28,287
- Star jump.
- 415
- 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:34,223
- My uncle from the Middle East
- 416
- 00:21:34,258 --> 00:21:38,607
- he very much admires your work.
- 417
- 00:21:38,642 --> 00:21:43,474
- My work? From the Middle East?
- Burpee.
- 418
- 00:21:43,509 --> 00:21:44,993
- They travel widely.
- 419
- 00:21:46,132 --> 00:21:49,066
- They're very rich.
- 420
- 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,034
- We have no interest in cash.
- 421
- 00:21:52,069 --> 00:21:53,519
- Tell me how it works.
- 422
- 00:21:53,553 --> 00:21:56,280
- Duck pose.
- 423
- 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,834
- My uncle comes
- to the Holiday Inn.
- 424
- 00:21:58,869 --> 00:22:02,528
- We don't need to get hustled
- by your imaginary uncle, Reza.
- 425
- 00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:05,393
- He is not imaginary.
- He is real.
- 426
- 00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:08,775
- He is a mujahideen.
- 427
- 00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:12,192
- He has a bad limp,
- from a bullet
- 428
- 00:22:12,227 --> 00:22:14,747
- to the foot. Yes.
- 429
- 00:22:14,781 --> 00:22:18,440
- - He has a built-up shoe.
- - What's his name? Uncle Scam?
- 430
- 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:21,098
- Sultana and me, we got plenty
- of good finance options, bruh.
- 431
- 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:24,239
- - Wells Fargo. Bank of America.
- - The United Dollars Bank.
- 432
- 00:22:24,273 --> 00:22:25,941
- - The big money buildin'.
- - We got options.
- 433
- 00:22:25,965 --> 00:22:28,519
- - The other one next to it.
- - Thank you, Reza.
- 434
- 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,729
- Okay.
- 435
- 00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:35,457
- Then I'm happy to hear
- you don't need me.
- 436
- 00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:38,598
- I am weak, but I am strong.
- 437
- 00:22:47,987 --> 00:22:50,161
- Mr. and Mrs. Al Shabazz.
- 438
- 00:22:50,196 --> 00:22:54,062
- - Mr. Foltz.
- - Hi. How you doin'?
- 439
- 00:22:54,096 --> 00:22:55,822
- A gift from the farm.
- 440
- 00:22:55,857 --> 00:22:58,653
- Fresh chicken eggs, eggplant
- and black Yaupon tea.
- 441
- 00:22:58,687 --> 00:23:00,620
- Filter out the bark
- with your teeth.
- 442
- 00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:03,761
- It's strained, but the debris,
- it's just fiber, so it's good.
- 443
- 00:23:03,796 --> 00:23:06,730
- - An example of our produce.
- - Just some.
- 444
- 00:23:06,764 --> 00:23:08,766
- Please, be seated.
- 445
- 00:23:11,355 --> 00:23:14,047
- So the, uh, charitable loan,
- yes?
- 446
- 00:23:14,082 --> 00:23:16,498
- Ten thousand dollars for the
- Star of Six Community Farm.
- 447
- 00:23:16,533 --> 00:23:18,569
- It's the non-profit application?
- 448
- 00:23:18,604 --> 00:23:20,364
- Correct, sir. We make a loss.
- 449
- 00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:24,989
- Financial loss,
- but spiritual gain.
- 450
- 00:23:25,024 --> 00:23:26,622
- - But, I mean, we can change.
- - Oh, sure.
- 451
- 00:23:26,646 --> 00:23:29,546
- Put that as a profit if you
- like, if that's better.
- 452
- 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,203
- Uh, right, there might
- also be a problem
- 453
- 00:23:32,238 --> 00:23:34,792
- with your 501
- tax relief application.
- 454
- 00:23:34,827 --> 00:23:38,451
- We have that,
- just not in writing.
- 455
- 00:23:38,486 --> 00:23:41,005
- So the IRS might fail
- your organization
- 456
- 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,248
- if it's seen to be political?
- 457
- 00:23:42,282 --> 00:23:43,398
- Yeah, that's why it's
- not in writing
- 458
- 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,389
- 'cause the writing is wrong.
- 459
- 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,666
- Uh, so you're not political?
- 460
- 00:23:46,701 --> 00:23:48,219
- Well, everything's political,
- brother.
- 461
- 00:23:48,254 --> 00:23:51,982
- - I mean, we're not political.
- - No more than a bank.
- 462
- 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:54,778
- Look, my farmers
- used to sell drugs, bruh.
- 463
- 00:23:54,812 --> 00:23:58,471
- Now they grow kale and marshal
- ducks for the Almighty.
- 464
- 00:23:58,506 --> 00:24:00,162
- That is great.
- 465
- 00:24:00,197 --> 00:24:01,301
- You know Marcus Garvey said
- 466
- 00:24:01,336 --> 00:24:02,993
- there would be
- three more after him?
- 467
- 00:24:03,027 --> 00:24:04,477
- Elijah, Muhammad, Malcolm X
- 468
- 00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:06,824
- and the third
- has yet to be revealed.
- 469
- 00:24:06,859 --> 00:24:07,963
- Oh, okay.
- 470
- 00:24:07,998 --> 00:24:10,932
- My mission is to change
- the lives of poor people
- 471
- 00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:13,175
- using all my abilities
- 472
- 00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:15,557
- including the untapped
- invisible.
- 473
- 00:24:15,592 --> 00:24:18,042
- All the electrons in space.
- 474
- 00:24:18,077 --> 00:24:20,286
- The mighty beast
- of my bloodline.
- 475
- 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,470
- You should know that I descend
- 476
- 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:23,600
- from a long line
- of powerful bears.
- 477
- 00:24:23,634 --> 00:24:26,395
- It's not just a farm.
- I mean, it's a school.
- 478
- 00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:27,914
- I mean, you lend to the nail bar
- 479
- 00:24:27,949 --> 00:24:29,813
- and they jerk off
- Koreans out back.
- 480
- 00:24:29,847 --> 00:24:32,056
- That's just what folks say.
- It may be racist, so..
- 481
- 00:24:32,091 --> 00:24:34,921
- Okay, uh, look, maybe
- if you could provide security
- 482
- 00:24:34,956 --> 00:24:37,130
- we could just do
- a, a straight loan.
- 483
- 00:24:37,165 --> 00:24:38,994
- Do you have security or..
- 484
- 00:24:39,029 --> 00:24:40,409
- What security do you have
- 485
- 00:24:40,444 --> 00:24:43,205
- apart from the American
- government which is bust?
- 486
- 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,080
- Well, the Federal Depository
- Insurance Corporation
- 487
- 00:24:45,104 --> 00:24:48,245
- backs up all the accounts
- at this bank up to $250,000.
- 488
- 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:51,144
- So in terms of cash
- for your farm
- 489
- 00:24:51,179 --> 00:24:54,009
- it just doesn't seem
- like this is gonna work out.
- 490
- 00:24:54,044 --> 00:24:55,770
- I'm... I'm sorry.
- 491
- 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:23,867
- - Hello!
- - Black Santa prevail.
- 492
- 00:25:23,901 --> 00:25:26,007
- - Yes, Black Santa.
- - What is this?
- 493
- 00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:27,560
- Your uncle wants us
- on some pyramid
- 494
- 00:25:27,595 --> 00:25:28,848
- selling deal
- for cleaning products?
- 495
- 00:25:28,872 --> 00:25:29,907
- Somethin' like that?
- 496
- 00:25:29,942 --> 00:25:31,150
- Sultan, I assure you
- 497
- 00:25:31,184 --> 00:25:34,325
- my uncle is good straight cash.
- 498
- 00:25:38,813 --> 00:25:40,987
- Take this, brother.
- Don't be afraid to use it.
- 499
- 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,684
- Activating recording at 11:06.
- 500
- 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,412
- I have some expense receipts
- for you.
- 501
- 00:25:52,447 --> 00:25:56,209
- It's mostly the usual.
- Rent, food, gas.
- 502
- 00:25:56,244 --> 00:25:59,419
- This fucking orthopedic clog.
- 503
- 00:25:59,454 --> 00:26:01,594
- Reza, take that thing.
- 504
- 00:26:01,629 --> 00:26:03,734
- Put it right there,
- in the center.
- 505
- 00:26:05,011 --> 00:26:08,256
- Tell him I will see him now.
- 506
- 00:26:08,290 --> 00:26:11,673
- Twenty-two stress consultations
- and a massage
- 507
- 00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:14,711
- and a Bobby Brown boxset
- for more stress
- 508
- 00:26:14,745 --> 00:26:16,575
- because I had to kill a dog.
- 509
- 00:26:20,095 --> 00:26:21,510
- The prophet will see you now.
- 510
- 00:26:34,247 --> 00:26:37,492
- You bring this fish to me
- and go.
- 511
- 00:26:37,526 --> 00:26:39,494
- He is my fish, you brute.
- 512
- 00:26:39,528 --> 00:26:42,670
- The money they pay you
- should be coming to me.
- 513
- 00:26:42,704 --> 00:26:46,156
- So my hands are crushing your
- balls even when I let go.
- 514
- 00:26:49,711 --> 00:26:51,023
- Let's go.
- 515
- 00:27:01,861 --> 00:27:03,691
- Salaam Alaikum, prophet.
- 516
- 00:27:07,073 --> 00:27:09,593
- - Make yourself comfortable.
- - Thank you.
- 517
- 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,250
- Have a seat on the table.
- 518
- 00:27:12,769 --> 00:27:14,391
- It is our custom.
- 519
- 00:27:28,992 --> 00:27:30,718
- - So..
- - So..
- 520
- 00:27:30,752 --> 00:27:33,928
- Your work is very much admired
- by the chief sheikh of IS.
- 521
- 00:27:33,962 --> 00:27:36,240
- The tax office?
- 522
- 00:27:36,275 --> 00:27:38,933
- Unfortunately they do not
- admire my work.
- 523
- 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:44,490
- IS, prophet.
- Islamic State?
- 524
- 00:27:44,524 --> 00:27:46,388
- Al-Qaeda, same thing.
- 525
- 00:27:47,942 --> 00:27:51,600
- Al-Qaeda. Yes.
- 526
- 00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:54,603
- I'm sorry for the loss
- of your Sheikh Osama.
- 527
- 00:27:54,638 --> 00:27:57,123
- Though you know
- he never really existed.
- 528
- 00:27:57,158 --> 00:27:59,850
- He was a figment
- of European paranoia
- 529
- 00:27:59,885 --> 00:28:02,404
- which is why he still lives.
- 530
- 00:28:18,524 --> 00:28:22,942
- My uncle says that his sheikh
- offers large sums of money
- 531
- 00:28:22,977 --> 00:28:26,118
- to help oppressed people
- build armies.
- 532
- 00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:30,432
- You have an army, prophet?
- 533
- 00:28:30,467 --> 00:28:33,263
- - Every nation has an army.
- - Yes.
- 534
- 00:28:33,953 --> 00:28:35,575
- Mm-hmm.
- 535
- 00:28:35,610 --> 00:28:37,646
- How large is your army?
- 536
- 00:28:37,681 --> 00:28:39,683
- Oh, large.
- 537
- 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,720
- How many could you
- have here tomorrow?
- 538
- 00:28:43,825 --> 00:28:46,794
- - Four.
- - An army of four?
- 539
- 00:28:48,416 --> 00:28:51,937
- Five, actually. My daughter
- is due for promotion.
- 540
- 00:28:51,971 --> 00:28:56,113
- The rest would come on
- a first some, then more basis.
- 541
- 00:28:56,148 --> 00:28:57,977
- Mr. Moses, are you serious?
- 542
- 00:28:58,012 --> 00:29:01,291
- - Am... am I serious?
- - Yes.
- 543
- 00:29:03,569 --> 00:29:05,916
- Give him a list of the hardware,
- Shopkeeper.
- 544
- 00:29:13,544 --> 00:29:17,548
- "Ten rolls of fencing.
- Work boots. Overalls."
- 545
- 00:29:18,929 --> 00:29:21,138
- - "A chicken coop?"
- - And a watch for my wife.
- 546
- 00:29:21,173 --> 00:29:22,726
- And a horse.
- 547
- 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,004
- They don't do horses
- 548
- 00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:27,317
- but a general
- should have a horse.
- 549
- 00:29:30,009 --> 00:29:32,115
- Perhaps your army needs
- weapons too?
- 550
- 00:29:32,149 --> 00:29:33,841
- Guns.
- 551
- 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:35,566
- - Guns.
- - No.
- 552
- 00:29:35,601 --> 00:29:39,156
- Allah says until the day shall
- the bullet weapon be silent.
- 553
- 00:29:39,191 --> 00:29:41,124
- Nothing to defend your farm?
- 554
- 00:29:41,158 --> 00:29:43,816
- We have a crossbow.
- 555
- 00:29:43,851 --> 00:29:48,510
- And if necessary,
- we'll call on the dinosaurs.
- 556
- 00:29:48,545 --> 00:29:49,926
- The CIA has some left over
- 557
- 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,307
- from when the Europeans
- wiped them out.
- 558
- 00:29:52,342 --> 00:29:54,171
- We believe that
- at the sound of a trumpet
- 559
- 00:29:54,206 --> 00:29:56,242
- they will come to our aid.
- 560
- 00:30:00,281 --> 00:30:04,181
- - Very good, brother, yes.
- - Is a ray gun a bullet weapon?
- 561
- 00:30:04,216 --> 00:30:06,149
- - What?
- - A ray gun.
- 562
- 00:30:06,183 --> 00:30:10,498
- You want a ray gun?
- X-rays? Radioactives?
- 563
- 00:30:11,637 --> 00:30:13,570
- I can find isotopes.
- 564
- 00:30:13,604 --> 00:30:16,124
- Ruben's gun don't use
- no bullets, Sultan.
- 565
- 00:30:16,159 --> 00:30:19,093
- No, but we only permit
- projectiles
- 566
- 00:30:19,127 --> 00:30:20,784
- of the visible realm.
- 567
- 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:24,167
- Of course. Very good, brother.
- I shall put this to the sheikh.
- 568
- 00:30:24,201 --> 00:30:26,065
- So that he may fund our mission?
- 569
- 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:27,239
- Inshallah, inshallah.
- 570
- 00:30:27,273 --> 00:30:28,378
- May Black Santa prevail.
- 571
- 00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:30,449
- Yes, and Black Caesar
- 572
- 00:30:30,483 --> 00:30:33,279
- and Black Snow White
- and Black T-Rex.
- 573
- 00:30:40,010 --> 00:30:40,977
- He's gotta be good for what
- 574
- 00:30:41,011 --> 00:30:45,015
- like...$500, right?
- 575
- 00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:48,329
- Lord Moses,
- these are very serious people.
- 576
- 00:30:48,363 --> 00:30:50,400
- They pay, like..
- 577
- 00:30:50,434 --> 00:30:52,851
- ...$50,000.
- 578
- 00:30:53,990 --> 00:30:56,095
- - Fifty thousand?
- - Yes.
- 579
- 00:30:56,130 --> 00:30:58,822
- But for proper army weapons.
- 580
- 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:02,377
- Not these things
- so incredibly offbeat.
- 581
- 00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:15,114
- I need guns. Assault weapons.
- Destroy the government.
- 582
- 00:31:15,149 --> 00:31:17,013
- - What did you say?
- - Assault weapons.
- 583
- 00:31:17,047 --> 00:31:19,222
- Uh, destroy the government.
- Yes, please.
- 584
- 00:31:19,256 --> 00:31:20,637
- Very good, brother.
- 585
- 00:31:21,638 --> 00:31:23,674
- Nura.
- 586
- 00:31:23,709 --> 00:31:25,504
- You know all the black brothers
- in jail?
- 587
- 00:31:25,538 --> 00:31:28,438
- That is our army, waitin' for us
- to break 'em out.
- 588
- 00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:31,165
- Like General Toussaint.
- Like Spartacus.
- 589
- 00:31:31,199 --> 00:31:33,246
- Black Santa crashin' his sleigh
- into the White House.
- 590
- 00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:34,590
- But you said guns
- are not allowed.
- 591
- 00:31:34,616 --> 00:31:36,525
- Well, I just prayed to God
- and He told me they are.
- 592
- 00:31:36,549 --> 00:31:39,690
- I shut my eyes and he wrote
- "Guns okay" on my eyelids.
- 593
- 00:31:40,829 --> 00:31:42,866
- Guns okay.
- 594
- 00:31:46,732 --> 00:31:49,321
- It's cash, right,
- from the sheikh?
- 595
- 00:31:49,355 --> 00:31:50,978
- Not checks written on camels?
- 596
- 00:31:51,012 --> 00:31:52,876
- American dollars, brother.
- 597
- 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:56,017
- And 50 Kalashnikov assault
- rifles for your army
- 598
- 00:31:56,052 --> 00:31:58,709
- banana clip, folding stock.
- 599
- 00:32:02,851 --> 00:32:05,509
- Um, Nura.
- 600
- 00:32:05,544 --> 00:32:08,443
- How about money now,
- guns next year?
- 601
- 00:32:08,478 --> 00:32:11,377
- So that we can build a rack.
- 602
- 00:32:11,412 --> 00:32:13,966
- A good sturdy rack.
- 603
- 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:16,969
- Also so we have time to practice
- 604
- 00:32:17,004 --> 00:32:19,454
- so that when we get the guns,
- we're good with them.
- 605
- 00:32:19,489 --> 00:32:21,698
- You can practice with my guns,
- of course.
- 606
- 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:24,666
- Use living Americans
- as targets, yes.
- 607
- 00:32:24,701 --> 00:32:27,704
- Who cares if you shoot a Kaffir,
- a bull's-eye through the brain
- 608
- 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:29,878
- or just rip half its face off?
- 609
- 00:32:29,913 --> 00:32:33,503
- Cheeks flap, eyes burst, yes?
- 610
- 00:32:33,537 --> 00:32:37,886
- Cheek, cheeks flap. Eyes burst.
- 611
- 00:32:37,921 --> 00:32:39,474
- Al-Qaeda magazine.
- 612
- 00:32:51,693 --> 00:32:54,834
- God's miracles take many forms
- 613
- 00:32:54,869 --> 00:32:56,905
- brothers and sisters.
- 614
- 00:32:56,940 --> 00:32:59,425
- We do not question them.
- 615
- 00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:03,912
- We accept God's plan for us
- and we are grateful.
- 616
- 00:33:03,947 --> 00:33:07,261
- In the name of Allah,
- Melchizedek, Jesus, Black Santa
- 617
- 00:33:07,295 --> 00:33:09,642
- Muhammad and General Toussaint.
- 618
- 00:33:11,196 --> 00:33:13,715
- What? Come on,
- tell me this ain't good.
- 619
- 00:33:13,750 --> 00:33:16,546
- - This ain't good.
- - You like your watch?
- 620
- 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:19,721
- Your boots, brothers?
- Your... your new uniforms?
- 621
- 00:33:19,756 --> 00:33:22,000
- - And this?
- - You don't have to read it.
- 622
- 00:33:22,034 --> 00:33:24,416
- 50K, Vee. We made.
- 623
- 00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:27,798
- Reza's uncle gives you 50K,
- he owns your ass.
- 624
- 00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:30,353
- I own his ass, babe.
- I hustled him.
- 625
- 00:33:30,387 --> 00:33:32,355
- He's a wonky wheel.
- He's gonna give us guns too.
- 626
- 00:33:32,389 --> 00:33:33,597
- - But I told him...
- - Guns?
- 627
- 00:33:33,632 --> 00:33:34,885
- Yeah, but you don't
- have to worry, bruh.
- 628
- 00:33:34,909 --> 00:33:36,404
- We're just gonna take 'em
- and bury 'em under
- 629
- 00:33:36,428 --> 00:33:37,877
- six feet of concrete.
- 630
- 00:33:39,327 --> 00:33:42,158
- Come on.
- We're goin' to my sister's.
- 631
- 00:33:42,192 --> 00:33:44,332
- Vee. Wait. Vee!
- 632
- 00:33:44,367 --> 00:33:45,792
- We can even fill our guns
- with concrete
- 633
- 00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:47,715
- paint 'em white
- and use 'em for fence posts.
- 634
- 00:33:47,749 --> 00:33:48,888
- We hustlin' this guy.
- 635
- 00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:51,512
- You trying to save these boys
- from guns.
- 636
- 00:33:51,546 --> 00:33:53,893
- You just gonna throw it all away
- for a hat and a horse?
- 637
- 00:33:53,928 --> 00:33:55,412
- You make a bomb
- out of bamboo canes.
- 638
- 00:33:55,447 --> 00:33:56,941
- - You see what you're doing?
- - He don't mean that.
- 639
- 00:33:56,965 --> 00:33:58,381
- Do you mean that?
- 640
- 00:33:58,415 --> 00:34:01,280
- Sugar, coconut, bleach
- and acetone.
- 641
- 00:34:01,315 --> 00:34:03,075
- This ain't us, Mo.
- 642
- 00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:04,318
- This ain't the farm.
- 643
- 00:34:04,352 --> 00:34:07,045
- 50K, Vee.
- I'm savin' the farm.
- 644
- 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:10,910
- If you believe that, then
- there ain't nothin' to save.
- 645
- 00:34:10,945 --> 00:34:12,257
- Come on, baby girl.
- 646
- 00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:14,121
- Sir, we don't believe in guns,
- though, do we?
- 647
- 00:34:14,155 --> 00:34:16,054
- Of course not,
- but I just talked to God
- 648
- 00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:19,022
- and He told me unless you fire
- it, a gun is just a stick.
- 649
- 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,231
- Well, I suggest you
- ask Him again.
- 650
- 00:34:21,266 --> 00:34:23,440
- Okay.
- 651
- 00:34:23,475 --> 00:34:25,649
- Thank you.
- He said the same thing.
- 652
- 00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:28,169
- - We done, Mo.
- - Vee.
- 653
- 00:34:28,204 --> 00:34:29,757
- Fifty percent of her
- is my sister.
- 654
- 00:34:29,791 --> 00:34:31,586
- She's your half-sister.
- 655
- 00:34:31,621 --> 00:34:34,106
- Well, yeah.
- 656
- 00:34:34,141 --> 00:34:36,315
- Black Santa be with you, Sultan.
- 657
- 00:34:36,350 --> 00:34:37,937
- You're bein' played, Mo.
- 658
- 00:34:37,972 --> 00:34:40,664
- But, Vee, Vee,
- what if I'm playin' them
- 659
- 00:34:40,699 --> 00:34:42,459
- whoever it is that's playin' me?
- 660
- 00:34:42,494 --> 00:34:44,841
- A violin don't play a bow.
- 661
- 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,155
- Vee! Vee!
- 662
- 00:34:50,053 --> 00:34:52,159
- Rosa, baby, open the door.
- Open the door, baby.
- 663
- 00:34:52,193 --> 00:34:54,022
- - Mom?
- - No.
- 664
- 00:34:54,057 --> 00:34:56,508
- Open the door!
- Open the door!
- 665
- 00:34:56,542 --> 00:34:57,819
- Open the.. Vee, no!
- 666
- 00:34:57,854 --> 00:34:59,614
- Vee! Vee!
- 667
- 00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:56,326
- You think this shit
- gonna work out?
- 668
- 00:35:56,361 --> 00:35:57,707
- Excuse my language.
- 669
- 00:35:59,985 --> 00:36:02,781
- You have a long,
- wise face, sister horse.
- 670
- 00:36:04,610 --> 00:36:05,887
- Is Vee comin' back?
- 671
- 00:36:09,063 --> 00:36:10,616
- Can you answer me?
- 672
- 00:36:12,342 --> 00:36:13,585
- No.
- 673
- 00:36:14,827 --> 00:36:17,105
- Have I just blown
- everything we stand for?
- 674
- 00:36:18,659 --> 00:36:20,592
- Holy shit!
- 675
- 00:36:22,525 --> 00:36:23,802
- Did I just do that?
- 676
- 00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:27,702
- Did I?
- 677
- 00:36:47,170 --> 00:36:48,689
- Okay, guys, food's up.
- 678
- 00:36:48,723 --> 00:36:51,036
- I got you sunflower seeds,
- dried cranberry
- 679
- 00:36:51,070 --> 00:36:53,625
- chia seed bars, crispy kale.
- 680
- 00:36:53,659 --> 00:36:57,318
- And donuts and coffee.
- Come on.
- 681
- 00:36:57,353 --> 00:37:00,045
- Hey, all 50 pins drilled out
- on those guns, right?
- 682
- 00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:01,529
- Arrest plan, box three.
- 683
- 00:37:01,564 --> 00:37:03,231
- There's a video of each drilling
- on the red flash drive.
- 684
- 00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:04,256
- In the right order?
- 685
- 00:37:04,291 --> 00:37:05,361
- Serial number equals date
- 686
- 00:37:05,395 --> 00:37:06,476
- equals yes, in the right order.
- 687
- 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:09,468
- So 50 AKs sounds about right,
- yeah?
- 688
- 00:37:09,503 --> 00:37:10,997
- I kind of wish this asshole
- was gonna blow up Disney World.
- 689
- 00:37:11,021 --> 00:37:13,610
- - It's solid.
- - Heads up.
- 690
- 00:37:13,645 --> 00:37:15,854
- Your pet kiddy kisser's
- on level two.
- 691
- 00:37:15,888 --> 00:37:18,132
- He's come to bitch about
- Nur Ad-din.
- 692
- 00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:20,721
- Uh, what sub-tab is that
- in your arrest plan here?
- 693
- 00:37:20,755 --> 00:37:22,032
- He's timeline peripheral.
- 694
- 00:37:22,067 --> 00:37:23,976
- Can you just pay his expenses,
- get rid of him, please?
- 695
- 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,898
- Happy to be
- just peripherals guy.
- 696
- 00:37:25,933 --> 00:37:27,348
- Don't sell yourself short,
- Stevie.
- 697
- 00:37:27,383 --> 00:37:29,730
- I mean, didn't you see
- your special arrest plan?
- 698
- 00:37:31,490 --> 00:37:34,217
- That's not funny because
- I'm not even laughing, so..
- 699
- 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,494
- Fuck me, guys. How old are you?
- 700
- 00:37:35,529 --> 00:37:37,185
- - Thank you, sir.
- - Are you five?
- 701
- 00:37:38,221 --> 00:37:39,636
- Good one, sir. Thanks.
- 702
- 00:37:41,535 --> 00:37:43,055
- Setting up a perimeter,
- we need four...
- 703
- 00:37:43,088 --> 00:37:45,228
- - Guns in place. Check.
- - Okay.
- 704
- 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:49,301
- It's the good guys bit.
- It's good being the good guys.
- 705
- 00:37:49,336 --> 00:37:51,821
- Tell SWAT to stand by.
- 706
- 00:37:51,855 --> 00:37:54,375
- And, lo, Moses
- shall take the guns
- 707
- 00:37:54,410 --> 00:37:56,895
- and, lo, Kendra
- shall bust his ass.
- 708
- 00:37:56,929 --> 00:37:59,725
- Copy that.
- SWAT A is standing by.
- 709
- 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,866
- Why has he stopped there?
- What is he doing?
- 710
- 00:38:04,109 --> 00:38:05,731
- Oh, wow!
- 711
- 00:38:05,766 --> 00:38:08,320
- - Actual factual wow.
- - What?
- 712
- 00:38:08,355 --> 00:38:10,840
- Can you chuck the CCTV
- up on the smart board for me?
- 713
- 00:38:15,707 --> 00:38:17,156
- He's here?
- 714
- 00:38:17,191 --> 00:38:18,951
- Oh, come on!
- 715
- 00:38:18,986 --> 00:38:20,677
- Two minutes ago.
- 716
- 00:38:20,712 --> 00:38:23,059
- One minute. Real time.
- 717
- 00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:24,992
- Shit a pineapple.
- 718
- 00:38:25,026 --> 00:38:27,305
- Shit a live yodeling manatee.
- 719
- 00:38:29,445 --> 00:38:30,756
- What is your full name, sir?
- 720
- 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:34,139
- Moses Al Shabazz.
- 721
- 00:38:36,728 --> 00:38:38,971
- - That was me.
- - I'm sorry?
- 722
- 00:38:39,006 --> 00:38:41,319
- Me and my horse.
- You know, we did that.
- 723
- 00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:46,289
- Sir, do you have an appointment?
- 724
- 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,671
- Could you make me one?
- 725
- 00:38:48,705 --> 00:38:51,743
- - Okay, what do we do now?
- - I don't know, Andy.
- 726
- 00:38:51,777 --> 00:38:53,168
- Maybe we should ask
- the special agent
- 727
- 00:38:53,192 --> 00:38:54,504
- in charge of this building.
- 728
- 00:38:54,539 --> 00:38:56,782
- Okay, uh, I'll go talk to Moses,
- find out what he wants.
- 729
- 00:38:56,817 --> 00:38:59,129
- So he looks like our friend?
- Bang goes my rocket docket.
- 730
- 00:38:59,164 --> 00:39:00,476
- Sure, not good.
- 731
- 00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:03,064
- Um, We tell him everybody's
- busy. He leaves right now.
- 732
- 00:39:03,099 --> 00:39:05,135
- And maybe you just blanked
- a walk-in confession?
- 733
- 00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:07,793
- Okay, poker face,
- totally neutral.
- 734
- 00:39:07,828 --> 00:39:10,082
- I just get him to walk back out
- there into our next chapter.
- 735
- 00:39:10,106 --> 00:39:11,797
- Trust me, sir.
- I know how this plays.
- 736
- 00:39:11,832 --> 00:39:14,213
- Uh, if I may, sir,
- I think this plays
- 737
- 00:39:14,248 --> 00:39:16,837
- like a pennywhistle
- jammed up an orangutan's butt.
- 738
- 00:39:16,871 --> 00:39:18,804
- What use is that comment
- to anyone?
- 739
- 00:39:18,839 --> 00:39:20,565
- You're right, sir. Sorry.
- 740
- 00:39:20,599 --> 00:39:22,221
- - Ow!
- - Meeting room seven.
- 741
- 00:39:22,256 --> 00:39:24,362
- If he says the wrong thing,
- I leave it off the 302.
- 742
- 00:39:47,799 --> 00:39:49,939
- So you're here about our
- community outreach program?
- 743
- 00:39:51,803 --> 00:39:53,080
- Yes, ma'am.
- 744
- 00:40:00,881 --> 00:40:03,884
- I believe you offer
- rewards for justice?
- 745
- 00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:07,025
- As in..
- 746
- 00:40:07,059 --> 00:40:08,682
- If I had certain information
- 747
- 00:40:08,716 --> 00:40:10,856
- regarding individuals
- selling firearms
- 748
- 00:40:10,891 --> 00:40:12,548
- would you be interested?
- 749
- 00:40:14,135 --> 00:40:16,586
- Uh, you mention a reward?
- 750
- 00:40:16,621 --> 00:40:19,762
- If you can pay us $50,000
- 751
- 00:40:19,796 --> 00:40:23,282
- I can show you
- a man trading AK-47s.
- 752
- 00:40:23,317 --> 00:40:24,801
- Fuck it! Fuck me.
- 753
- 00:40:28,287 --> 00:40:31,014
- Uh, well, okay, look, uh
- 754
- 00:40:31,049 --> 00:40:33,189
- there are rewards
- available, yes.
- 755
- 00:40:33,223 --> 00:40:34,673
- It's a process.
- 756
- 00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:36,434
- It starts with us
- needing your full criminal
- 757
- 00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:38,401
- and employment record,
- your immigration status
- 758
- 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,023
- any family members'
- immigration status.
- 759
- 00:40:40,058 --> 00:40:42,301
- - Good block. Okay, good block.
- - Smart rat.
- 760
- 00:40:42,336 --> 00:40:43,889
- Your tax returns
- for the last 15 years
- 761
- 00:40:43,924 --> 00:40:45,373
- you have those in good order,
- yes?
- 762
- 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:50,793
- Not on me right now,
- but, uh, what about
- 763
- 00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:53,554
- for cash today?
- 764
- 00:40:53,589 --> 00:40:55,798
- Could you pay someone
- 765
- 00:40:55,832 --> 00:40:57,696
- to inform upon themselves?
- 766
- 00:40:59,215 --> 00:41:01,735
- You wanna inform on yourself?
- 767
- 00:41:01,769 --> 00:41:02,977
- Yes.
- 768
- 00:41:04,289 --> 00:41:06,498
- Say if I was thinking
- of doing something
- 769
- 00:41:06,533 --> 00:41:10,295
- and then I stopped before
- 770
- 00:41:10,329 --> 00:41:11,710
- and came to you
- 771
- 00:41:11,745 --> 00:41:15,576
- and informed you about the thing
- I was thinking of doing
- 772
- 00:41:15,611 --> 00:41:18,855
- and maybe, uh,
- you could pay me to...
- 773
- 00:41:18,890 --> 00:41:21,479
- Have you done something
- that you should inform us about?
- 774
- 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:25,448
- No, ma'am.
- 775
- 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,598
- That's lying to a federal agent.
- 776
- 00:41:26,622 --> 00:41:27,692
- Five years right there.
- 777
- 00:41:27,726 --> 00:41:28,945
- Andy, just get him
- back out there
- 778
- 00:41:28,969 --> 00:41:31,489
- to blow up a skyscraper
- or I'll drop the case.
- 779
- 00:41:31,523 --> 00:41:34,768
- Uh, well, Mr. Bey Al Shabazz,
- we appreciate your contact.
- 780
- 00:41:34,802 --> 00:41:35,976
- Thank you so much.
- 781
- 00:41:36,010 --> 00:41:37,564
- I was gonna take the guns
- 782
- 00:41:37,598 --> 00:41:39,911
- but just turn them
- into fence posts.
- 783
- 00:41:39,945 --> 00:41:41,153
- Fence posts?
- 784
- 00:41:41,188 --> 00:41:43,052
- Fill it with concrete
- and paint it white.
- 785
- 00:41:43,086 --> 00:41:45,848
- We don't believe in guns,
- but the guy was gonna pay me.
- 786
- 00:41:49,265 --> 00:41:51,060
- My farm is broke.
- 787
- 00:41:54,684 --> 00:41:57,342
- Well..
- 788
- 00:41:57,376 --> 00:42:01,553
- ...community support
- is very important to us.
- 789
- 00:42:01,588 --> 00:42:03,313
- Okay.
- 790
- 00:42:03,348 --> 00:42:06,144
- Different communities,
- same needs.
- 791
- 00:42:07,870 --> 00:42:09,561
- Okay, so can you help?
- 792
- 00:42:12,253 --> 00:42:13,979
- Not at this time, no.
- 793
- 00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:16,775
- Oh.
- 794
- 00:42:16,810 --> 00:42:20,296
- But, um, thank you
- for the information.
- 795
- 00:42:24,369 --> 00:42:25,439
- Communities.
- 796
- 00:42:26,233 --> 00:42:27,752
- Communities.
- 797
- 00:42:43,215 --> 00:42:44,769
- - I let him go.
- - Oh, great call.
- 798
- 00:42:44,803 --> 00:42:46,011
- We've got harpoons in him.
- 799
- 00:42:46,046 --> 00:42:47,679
- We just sit back calmly
- and watch the barrels.
- 800
- 00:42:47,703 --> 00:42:49,981
- No, I mean, I let him go.
- 801
- 00:42:50,015 --> 00:42:52,362
- He's got the threat signature
- of a hot dog.
- 802
- 00:42:52,397 --> 00:42:54,986
- Kendra, he just admitted
- he wanted guns.
- 803
- 00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:56,159
- For fence posts.
- 804
- 00:42:56,194 --> 00:42:57,367
- Yeah, I mean, like you said
- 805
- 00:42:57,402 --> 00:42:59,680
- leave that non-material
- detail off the 302.
- 806
- 00:42:59,715 --> 00:43:00,888
- He wanted guns.
- 807
- 00:43:00,923 --> 00:43:02,925
- Sir, I don't love saying this
- 808
- 00:43:02,959 --> 00:43:04,271
- but I made a mistake.
- 809
- 00:43:04,305 --> 00:43:06,342
- - I think he's delusional.
- - Okay, well, yeah.
- 810
- 00:43:06,376 --> 00:43:08,413
- Schizophrenia plays.
- Right, Rick?
- 811
- 00:43:08,447 --> 00:43:10,736
- On the fourth circuit, but you
- have to fly them to Virginia
- 812
- 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,186
- and then rearrest them
- when they land.
- 813
- 00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:13,349
- Sure, whatever, perfect.
- 814
- 00:43:13,383 --> 00:43:15,662
- He did just report us
- as the threat.
- 815
- 00:43:15,696 --> 00:43:17,802
- Nails of Christ, people.
- 816
- 00:43:17,836 --> 00:43:19,458
- Just because Sheikh Alaikum
- reports
- 817
- 00:43:19,493 --> 00:43:20,736
- that Abu Woowack is a terrorist
- 818
- 00:43:20,770 --> 00:43:22,058
- doesn't mean
- that Sheikh Alaikum's
- 819
- 00:43:22,082 --> 00:43:24,118
- not a terrorist too, right?
- 820
- 00:43:24,153 --> 00:43:25,879
- I mean,
- he was false flaggin' us.
- 821
- 00:43:25,913 --> 00:43:28,122
- Twice.
- He double false flagged us.
- 822
- 00:43:28,157 --> 00:43:29,192
- So regular flagging.
- 823
- 00:43:29,227 --> 00:43:30,573
- He took pictures
- of the building.
- 824
- 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,368
- - I think those were selfies.
- - Yeah.
- 825
- 00:43:32,402 --> 00:43:35,302
- Selfie jihad
- is bombing reconnaissance.
- 826
- 00:43:35,336 --> 00:43:37,684
- Okay, look, we throw him a 100K
- 827
- 00:43:37,718 --> 00:43:39,789
- he will definitely
- do something for that.
- 828
- 00:43:39,824 --> 00:43:41,998
- Andy, you're happy with that,
- what you just said?
- 829
- 00:43:42,033 --> 00:43:43,413
- It's a fool proof plan, Rick.
- 830
- 00:43:43,448 --> 00:43:45,899
- We give him an actual fake bomb
- and the guy tries to use it
- 831
- 00:43:45,933 --> 00:43:49,385
- we have the next Bin Laden,
- even if he's Archie Bunker.
- 832
- 00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:50,731
- I smell doubt.
- 833
- 00:43:50,766 --> 00:43:53,147
- No, look, I am just a guy
- standing here
- 834
- 00:43:53,182 --> 00:43:54,390
- talking to another guy
- 835
- 00:43:54,424 --> 00:43:56,116
- trying to send a third guy
- to jail.
- 836
- 00:43:58,049 --> 00:44:00,672
- I'm one leg down
- on the beach case already.
- 837
- 00:44:00,707 --> 00:44:02,995
- Sir, I think you might have to
- get fitted for doggy wheels.
- 838
- 00:44:03,019 --> 00:44:05,746
- I'm paying off Nur Ad-din
- tomorrow.
- 839
- 00:44:05,781 --> 00:44:07,230
- I'm closing the case.
- 840
- 00:44:07,265 --> 00:44:08,300
- Ah..
- 841
- 00:44:08,335 --> 00:44:10,337
- She's actually saving your ass,
- Andy.
- 842
- 00:44:10,371 --> 00:44:12,132
- My ass is gonna be dragged to DC
- 843
- 00:44:12,166 --> 00:44:14,548
- and beaten so badly you can
- drink it through a straw.
- 844
- 00:44:16,757 --> 00:44:18,552
- Well, at least
- it's not your fault, sir.
- 845
- 00:44:18,586 --> 00:44:21,244
- It's just my fault.
- Did it to myself, so..
- 846
- 00:44:21,279 --> 00:44:23,074
- Watch out for the nice ones,
- Kendra.
- 847
- 00:44:23,108 --> 00:44:26,180
- They get under your skin
- and then, next thing you know
- 848
- 00:44:26,215 --> 00:44:28,458
- the Statue of Liberty's
- wearing a burkha
- 849
- 00:44:28,493 --> 00:44:30,564
- and we've beheaded
- Bruce Springsteen.
- 850
- 00:44:57,177 --> 00:44:59,938
- I think we should have
- gotten Ruben his ray gun.
- 851
- 00:45:03,390 --> 00:45:06,186
- - Do I have to go back home now?
- - No.
- 852
- 00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:09,707
- We'll all live on the bus, yeah?
- Damn.
- 853
- 00:45:09,741 --> 00:45:11,570
- You... you saw the cranes,
- right?
- 854
- 00:45:11,605 --> 00:45:15,643
- I did that.
- It was a sign from God.
- 855
- 00:45:15,678 --> 00:45:18,474
- This wasn't supposed to happen.
- 856
- 00:45:18,508 --> 00:45:21,166
- If you did that, then I can put
- worms in a cracker's sandwich.
- 857
- 00:45:21,201 --> 00:45:23,548
- You may not put worms
- in a cracker's sandwich, bruh.
- 858
- 00:45:25,792 --> 00:45:27,379
- Not yet.
- 859
- 00:45:28,795 --> 00:45:30,417
- It's not yet the day.
- 860
- 00:45:36,216 --> 00:45:38,908
- ♪ Bastards always late
- 861
- 00:45:38,943 --> 00:45:44,155
- ♪ Dumb morons taking too long
- to pay my expenses ♪♪
- 862
- 00:45:44,189 --> 00:45:47,296
- We should have signed off this
- perp with a drone strike.
- 863
- 00:45:47,330 --> 00:45:49,229
- Bad feeling, huh?
- 864
- 00:45:49,263 --> 00:45:51,541
- When you over crank your case
- into a first-class snafu.
- 865
- 00:45:51,576 --> 00:45:52,542
- ♪ FBI
- 866
- 00:45:52,577 --> 00:45:53,612
- Shut up.
- 867
- 00:45:53,647 --> 00:45:55,304
- ♪ Let's go you pieces of shit ♪
- 868
- 00:45:55,338 --> 00:45:57,582
- Just embrace the failure,
- Kendra.
- 869
- 00:45:57,616 --> 00:45:59,791
- Believe me, it helps
- raise your natural game.
- 870
- 00:45:59,826 --> 00:46:01,620
- Oh, your natural game's
- at the FDA
- 871
- 00:46:01,655 --> 00:46:04,106
- monitoring meat gas infractions.
- 872
- 00:46:04,140 --> 00:46:07,212
- - Hey, Haji Connick Jr.
- - That's racist.
- 873
- 00:46:07,247 --> 00:46:09,387
- You gotta own this
- snafu in writing.
- 874
- 00:46:09,421 --> 00:46:11,320
- These guarantee your anonymity
- as an informant.
- 875
- 00:46:11,354 --> 00:46:12,942
- They mean nothing.
- 876
- 00:46:12,977 --> 00:46:16,532
- Every day I save you idiots
- from 9/11.
- 877
- 00:46:16,566 --> 00:46:17,982
- How's that?
- 878
- 00:46:18,016 --> 00:46:20,570
- The FBI is how America
- fucks itself.
- 879
- 00:46:28,578 --> 00:46:30,753
- What happened yesterday,
- brother?
- 880
- 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,341
- I'm very upset.
- 881
- 00:46:32,375 --> 00:46:34,274
- Um, my horse got stuck.
- 882
- 00:46:34,308 --> 00:46:36,759
- The tire..
- The... the shoe.
- 883
- 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,140
- It's okay. I forgive you.
- 884
- 00:46:38,174 --> 00:46:40,487
- - Do you want the guns now?
- - No.
- 885
- 00:46:40,521 --> 00:46:43,386
- No. Um, what I need is..
- 886
- 00:46:45,043 --> 00:46:46,769
- I need some radioactives.
- 887
- 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,495
- You know, for ray guns?
- 888
- 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,845
- Can you say that again,
- please, brother?
- 889
- 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,778
- I need radioactive stuff.
- 890
- 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:58,298
- - Nuclear materials?
- - Yeah.
- 891
- 00:46:58,332 --> 00:46:59,713
- Like you said at the hotel.
- 892
- 00:46:59,747 --> 00:47:02,267
- - Can you do that?
- - One second, brother, okay?
- 893
- 00:47:02,302 --> 00:47:03,993
- Shabazz, you fuckhead.
- 894
- 00:47:04,028 --> 00:47:07,548
- I'm just going through my, uh,
- nuclear contacts list
- 895
- 00:47:07,583 --> 00:47:08,895
- okay, brother?
- 896
- 00:47:08,929 --> 00:47:10,379
- Okay.
- 897
- 00:47:10,413 --> 00:47:12,830
- Okay, so we have to get him
- a fake nuke.
- 898
- 00:47:13,969 --> 00:47:16,074
- Just..
- This is the same as the guns.
- 899
- 00:47:16,109 --> 00:47:19,043
- The fake nuke stops him getting
- a real one from somebody else.
- 900
- 00:47:19,077 --> 00:47:20,320
- No, I've been outside
- 901
- 00:47:20,354 --> 00:47:21,642
- having a cigarette
- for the past five minutes.
- 902
- 00:47:21,666 --> 00:47:25,704
- Stevie, come on.
- Get Shabazz some lead canisters.
- 903
- 00:47:25,739 --> 00:47:27,534
- He accepts. That proves intent.
- 904
- 00:47:27,568 --> 00:47:28,822
- Couple of days later
- we show up to fill up
- 905
- 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,651
- the canisters with nukes,
- except we arrest him.
- 906
- 00:47:30,675 --> 00:47:32,470
- Alright, well,
- that's way off protocol.
- 907
- 00:47:32,504 --> 00:47:33,747
- It doesn't matter.
- 908
- 00:47:35,991 --> 00:47:37,302
- Do it!
- 909
- 00:47:38,476 --> 00:47:41,272
- Okay, brother,
- I fix this for you.
- 910
- 00:47:41,306 --> 00:47:42,860
- Great.
- 911
- 00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:44,862
- I love you, my brother.
- 912
- 00:47:46,449 --> 00:47:48,589
- I love you too, yeah.
- 913
- 00:47:50,591 --> 00:47:52,362
- Andy's gonna shit his mind
- straight through the floor.
- 914
- 00:47:52,386 --> 00:47:53,353
- No, Andy's gonna be fine.
- 915
- 00:47:53,387 --> 00:47:54,354
- I just need to be there
- to tell him.
- 916
- 00:47:54,388 --> 00:47:55,572
- The second he gets back from DC.
- 917
- 00:47:55,596 --> 00:47:56,735
- Catch his brains in a bucket
- 918
- 00:47:56,770 --> 00:47:58,530
- give them a squelch
- and jam them back in.
- 919
- 00:47:58,565 --> 00:48:01,016
- Alright. If this works,
- then it was largely my idea.
- 920
- 00:48:01,050 --> 00:48:03,063
- Yeah, yeah, and if it doesn't,
- you're outside the blast zone
- 921
- 00:48:03,087 --> 00:48:04,127
- watching my skin fall off.
- 922
- 00:48:04,157 --> 00:48:05,606
- Conviction bonus.
- 923
- 00:48:07,091 --> 00:48:09,058
- We are back in business.
- 924
- 00:48:10,611 --> 00:48:12,751
- Who are these for?
- 925
- 00:48:12,786 --> 00:48:14,719
- It's for some guys
- who need nukes.
- 926
- 00:48:16,238 --> 00:48:18,826
- It's a normal nuke handover.
- 927
- 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,892
- I'm gonna check
- my clients are ready, alright?
- 928
- 00:48:51,859 --> 00:48:53,102
- Okay.
- 929
- 00:49:36,663 --> 00:49:39,286
- If I had told you about it,
- you wouldn't have come, okay?
- 930
- 00:49:39,321 --> 00:49:42,048
- So just be quiet and keep cool,
- you'll be okay.
- 931
- 00:49:43,566 --> 00:49:46,569
- Okay. We're just cuttin' a deal.
- 932
- 00:49:46,604 --> 00:49:48,192
- Polite faces, y'all.
- 933
- 00:49:48,226 --> 00:49:50,953
- And if it gets too
- honky Hitler in there
- 934
- 00:49:50,988 --> 00:49:52,817
- just zone out, think mangoes.
- 935
- 00:49:54,543 --> 00:49:55,785
- Mangoes.
- 936
- 00:50:07,142 --> 00:50:08,419
- Name's Lemmy.
- 937
- 00:50:10,076 --> 00:50:12,423
- - Moses.
- - Mangoes.
- 938
- 00:50:16,151 --> 00:50:18,394
- Nice place you got here, Lemmy.
- 939
- 00:50:18,429 --> 00:50:20,603
- We like it.
- 940
- 00:50:20,638 --> 00:50:23,882
- - It's not too urban.
- - Mangoes.
- 941
- 00:50:23,917 --> 00:50:26,851
- Okay, look, Lemmy's a racist,
- okay?
- 942
- 00:50:26,885 --> 00:50:28,749
- But he's one of the good ones.
- 943
- 00:50:28,784 --> 00:50:31,304
- He should tread carefully.
- 944
- 00:50:31,338 --> 00:50:33,340
- We intend to rule this country.
- 945
- 00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:35,135
- Our plan's not unlike that.
- 946
- 00:50:35,170 --> 00:50:37,931
- Mangoes, mangoes, mangoes.
- 947
- 00:50:37,965 --> 00:50:41,521
- Why does your boy
- keep saying mangoes?
- 948
- 00:50:41,555 --> 00:50:44,558
- Sultan, why do we keep talkin'
- to these inbred knuckle-draggers
- 949
- 00:50:44,593 --> 00:50:47,492
- whose race was created
- by an alien fucking a pig?
- 950
- 00:50:52,428 --> 00:50:55,500
- Please, uh, stand outside,
- Farmer Africa.
- 951
- 00:50:57,882 --> 00:51:00,816
- What my brother here was merely
- suggesting in his own way
- 952
- 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:03,094
- is that we proceed
- to the agenda of our meeting?
- 953
- 00:51:03,129 --> 00:51:06,132
- Right.
- What materials do you got?
- 954
- 00:51:08,755 --> 00:51:10,239
- Uranium.
- 955
- 00:51:10,274 --> 00:51:11,689
- Uranium?
- 956
- 00:51:11,723 --> 00:51:15,589
- To put hair on your chest
- and make it fall off.
- 957
- 00:51:15,624 --> 00:51:16,901
- Ooh.
- 958
- 00:51:16,935 --> 00:51:19,214
- Where did you get uranium?
- 959
- 00:51:19,248 --> 00:51:21,216
- IS.
- 960
- 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:22,458
- IS?
- 961
- 00:51:24,011 --> 00:51:26,048
- Islamic State.
- Not the tax office.
- 962
- 00:51:26,083 --> 00:51:27,291
- Easy mistake to make.
- 963
- 00:51:29,776 --> 00:51:33,435
- You have nukes
- from the Islamic State?
- 964
- 00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:37,059
- Yes.
- 965
- 00:51:39,475 --> 00:51:42,513
- H... how much
- do you want for it?
- 966
- 00:51:42,547 --> 00:51:46,413
- - A hundred thousand dollars.
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Moses.
- 967
- 00:51:46,448 --> 00:51:49,727
- - That's way too much...
- - I'll do a 100K.
- 968
- 00:51:49,761 --> 00:51:51,038
- - You will?
- - Yeah.
- 969
- 00:51:51,073 --> 00:51:54,145
- I got a backer in Maine.
- He can sell his yacht.
- 970
- 00:51:54,180 --> 00:51:58,287
- So are we gonna handshake
- on a 100K?
- 971
- 00:52:00,289 --> 00:52:01,635
- I think we are.
- 972
- 00:52:03,154 --> 00:52:04,259
- Uh-huh?
- 973
- 00:52:05,708 --> 00:52:08,263
- I'm puttin' up your rent.
- I'm puttin' up his rent.
- 974
- 00:52:08,297 --> 00:52:09,540
- I don't give a shit.
- 975
- 00:52:22,380 --> 00:52:25,349
- For the black jihad, brothers.
- 976
- 00:52:25,383 --> 00:52:28,179
- - Black jihad.
- - Black jihad.
- 977
- 00:52:28,214 --> 00:52:31,078
- - Is it in here?
- - No, no, no, no, not yet.
- 978
- 00:52:31,113 --> 00:52:33,805
- I'll come back with the uranium
- next week.
- 979
- 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,738
- Then we will fill them.
- 980
- 00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,742
- American babies with five legs
- 981
- 00:52:39,777 --> 00:52:42,469
- and faces growing inside
- their assholes.
- 982
- 00:52:43,125 --> 00:52:44,368
- Yes.
- 983
- 00:52:49,131 --> 00:52:52,479
- - September 11th.
- - September 12th.
- 984
- 00:52:52,514 --> 00:52:53,791
- Of course.
- 985
- 00:53:14,260 --> 00:53:16,227
- Look, I'll take a better idea
- if you got one.
- 986
- 00:53:16,262 --> 00:53:18,988
- A better idea
- than sellin' nukes to Nazis?
- 987
- 00:53:20,611 --> 00:53:23,096
- How about not sellin'
- nukes to Nazis?
- 988
- 00:53:23,130 --> 00:53:24,684
- Let me out the bus,
- please, Sultan.
- 989
- 00:53:24,718 --> 00:53:27,445
- - They're empty, bruh.
- - They don't look empty.
- 990
- 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,758
- They look the same either way
- when the lid's on.
- 991
- 00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:32,209
- So that looks full?
- 992
- 00:53:32,243 --> 00:53:33,255
- When they're actually full
- 993
- 00:53:33,279 --> 00:53:34,280
- the lid's screwed down
- 994
- 00:53:34,314 --> 00:53:35,522
- so you can't take it off.
- 995
- 00:53:35,557 --> 00:53:38,145
- So we should just fill it
- with piss and beans.
- 996
- 00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:41,563
- No, bruh. Who respects a nation
- that stockpiles piss and beans?
- 997
- 00:53:41,597 --> 00:53:44,531
- Mashallah, brother.
- You know what you just said?
- 998
- 00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:47,534
- No.
- 999
- 00:53:47,569 --> 00:53:50,606
- - Well, you got anything, man?
- - About half a drip.
- 1000
- 00:53:50,641 --> 00:53:53,022
- If I push any harder,
- I'm gonna breach the hold.
- 1001
- 00:53:57,648 --> 00:53:59,857
- Vee? Vee?
- 1002
- 00:53:59,891 --> 00:54:01,583
- - Daddy?
- - Baby girl.
- 1003
- 00:54:01,617 --> 00:54:03,585
- Are you coming
- to my birthday party?
- 1004
- 00:54:03,619 --> 00:54:06,484
- Sure I am. I'm gonna get you
- a whole box of donuts.
- 1005
- 00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:08,452
- Will it just be the holes again?
- 1006
- 00:54:08,486 --> 00:54:10,833
- No, it'll be the rings
- this time.
- 1007
- 00:54:10,868 --> 00:54:13,629
- - Really?
- - Who you talkin' to, baby girl?
- 1008
- 00:54:13,664 --> 00:54:15,010
- Daddy.
- 1009
- 00:54:16,908 --> 00:54:20,291
- You can't fix this by
- manipulating the child, Moses.
- 1010
- 00:54:20,326 --> 00:54:23,052
- - She called me, Vee.
- - Did Daddy call you?
- 1011
- 00:54:25,158 --> 00:54:28,368
- - Well, all the same.
- - You just called me "Daddy".
- 1012
- 00:54:28,403 --> 00:54:30,784
- - I feel good about that.
- - Well, don't.
- 1013
- 00:54:30,819 --> 00:54:32,959
- We're gettin' the farm back,
- Vee.
- 1014
- 00:54:32,993 --> 00:54:35,306
- Did you... did you
- take the guns?
- 1015
- 00:54:35,341 --> 00:54:36,894
- Farmer Africa,
- did we take the guns?
- 1016
- 00:54:36,928 --> 00:54:39,862
- Unfortunately no, sir.
- 1017
- 00:54:39,897 --> 00:54:41,633
- I... I'll tell you all about it over donuts, Vee.
- 1018
- 00:54:41,657 --> 00:54:43,210
- It'll be the icing
- on the donut
- 1019
- 00:54:43,245 --> 00:54:44,695
- unless the donut's
- already got icing.
- 1020
- 00:54:44,729 --> 00:54:46,386
- Then it'll be the icing
- on the icing.
- 1021
- 00:54:46,421 --> 00:54:48,423
- I'm not supposed to be
- talkin' to you right now.
- 1022
- 00:54:48,457 --> 00:54:51,184
- Vee, this is a very good
- reverse potato situation.
- 1023
- 00:54:51,218 --> 00:54:54,394
- Well, this is a reverse
- hello situation. Goodbye.
- 1024
- 00:54:54,429 --> 00:54:56,154
- Hello? Vee?
- 1025
- 00:54:56,189 --> 00:54:58,329
- - Is Daddy coming?
- - I don't know, baby girl.
- 1026
- 00:54:58,364 --> 00:55:00,227
- You're better off
- askin' his horse.
- 1027
- 00:55:04,956 --> 00:55:06,648
- And a handful of beans.
- 1028
- 00:55:08,408 --> 00:55:10,617
- No wonder most places
- ain't got nukes.
- 1029
- 00:55:11,825 --> 00:55:13,482
- It's hard to make a nuke.
- 1030
- 00:55:13,517 --> 00:55:15,346
- These are still piss and beans,
- though, right?
- 1031
- 00:55:15,381 --> 00:55:16,865
- Yes.
- 1032
- 00:55:47,758 --> 00:55:49,932
- Andy. Andy.
- 1033
- 00:55:51,865 --> 00:55:53,591
- It's unorthodox, yes, but..
- 1034
- 00:55:55,144 --> 00:55:56,456
- Andy.
- 1035
- 00:55:59,597 --> 00:56:01,806
- Hiya. Yep? Okay.
- 1036
- 00:56:01,841 --> 00:56:04,637
- Open the gate. Open the gate.
- 1037
- 00:56:04,671 --> 00:56:06,155
- Thank you.
- 1038
- 00:56:06,190 --> 00:56:09,573
- Already Miami beach is eying
- 500 million dollars in..
- 1039
- 00:56:09,607 --> 00:56:10,953
- Oh, God.
- 1040
- 00:56:12,334 --> 00:56:13,508
- Hey.
- 1041
- 00:56:13,542 --> 00:56:15,372
- Jesus wept.
- 1042
- 00:56:17,822 --> 00:56:20,480
- - Welcome back.
- - Oh, thank you.
- 1043
- 00:56:20,515 --> 00:56:22,517
- Uh, just a parking lot catch-up.
- 1044
- 00:56:22,551 --> 00:56:24,208
- Lots to fill you in on.
- 1045
- 00:56:24,242 --> 00:56:25,761
- Uh, good stuff, great stuff.
- 1046
- 00:56:25,796 --> 00:56:28,626
- Um, shall I get you a straw?
- 1047
- 00:56:28,661 --> 00:56:29,972
- Uh, what stuff?
- 1048
- 00:56:30,007 --> 00:56:33,182
- Uh, well, this is, like,
- 20 good things
- 1049
- 00:56:33,217 --> 00:56:34,632
- that are all good.
- 1050
- 00:56:34,667 --> 00:56:36,600
- I just need to tell you them
- in the right order.
- 1051
- 00:56:36,634 --> 00:56:38,602
- Okay, hit me.
- I can double-hand it.
- 1052
- 00:56:38,636 --> 00:56:39,672
- Okay.
- 1053
- 00:56:42,053 --> 00:56:44,884
- Um, so, the..
- 1054
- 00:56:44,918 --> 00:56:46,472
- - I don't know if it's..
- - It's...
- 1055
- 00:56:46,506 --> 00:56:49,578
- The long and short
- of this excellent news
- 1056
- 00:56:49,613 --> 00:56:52,409
- is Shabazz made a very bad move.
- 1057
- 00:56:52,443 --> 00:56:54,514
- Shabazz.
- You killed me on Shabazz.
- 1058
- 00:56:54,549 --> 00:56:57,517
- DC just paper-fucking
- crucified me on Shabazz.
- 1059
- 00:56:57,552 --> 00:56:59,519
- Yes, but, Andy, I mean
- 1060
- 00:56:59,554 --> 00:57:01,694
- this is going down
- for 35 years bad.
- 1061
- 00:57:01,728 --> 00:57:03,972
- - I mean, life.
- - Oh, God, Lord, no.
- 1062
- 00:57:04,006 --> 00:57:06,319
- Incoming moron. Save me.
- Quick, quick.
- 1063
- 00:57:06,353 --> 00:57:08,390
- - Um, the president called you.
- - Did he really?
- 1064
- 00:57:08,425 --> 00:57:10,323
- - No.
- - Andy, quick five.
- 1065
- 00:57:10,357 --> 00:57:13,878
- Hey, Clay. Just busy.
- Quick, uh, two seconds?
- 1066
- 00:57:13,913 --> 00:57:15,777
- Sure, yeah, just wanna make sure
- you're on top
- 1067
- 00:57:15,811 --> 00:57:19,297
- of this major nuclear threat
- situation we got goin' on.
- 1068
- 00:57:19,332 --> 00:57:21,472
- - Nuclear what?
- - Oh, you didn't hear?
- 1069
- 00:57:21,507 --> 00:57:23,025
- Well, I guess the FBI
- drops the ball
- 1070
- 00:57:23,060 --> 00:57:24,648
- the PD is here to pick it up.
- 1071
- 00:57:24,682 --> 00:57:27,002
- So you guys are free to do
- whatever it is you do down here.
- 1072
- 00:57:27,029 --> 00:57:28,824
- - What, did you shit your chest?
- - Clay.
- 1073
- 00:57:28,859 --> 00:57:30,688
- In my office.
- Start from the beginning.
- 1074
- 00:57:30,723 --> 00:57:33,450
- No, I don't think he needs
- to start from the beginning.
- 1075
- 00:57:33,484 --> 00:57:36,763
- What we have here is
- weapons-grade nuclear material
- 1076
- 00:57:36,798 --> 00:57:38,420
- four canisters.
- 1077
- 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:39,697
- Uh, no threat.
- 1078
- 00:57:39,732 --> 00:57:42,148
- Being traded
- within city borders.
- 1079
- 00:57:42,182 --> 00:57:44,978
- Um, no, I don't think so, sir.
- 1080
- 00:57:45,013 --> 00:57:46,842
- This just doesn't
- smell right to me.
- 1081
- 00:57:46,877 --> 00:57:48,026
- Are you saying there are actual
- 1082
- 00:57:48,050 --> 00:57:49,811
- mushroom-cloud nukes
- here in Miami?
- 1083
- 00:57:49,845 --> 00:57:51,088
- No, he's not saying that
- 1084
- 00:57:51,122 --> 00:57:52,514
- and if you are saying that,
- you're mistaken.
- 1085
- 00:57:52,538 --> 00:57:54,988
- I worked nukes a lot in intel.
- This isn't them.
- 1086
- 00:57:55,023 --> 00:57:57,197
- Easily done, though, buddy.
- No problem. Don't feel bad.
- 1087
- 00:57:57,232 --> 00:58:00,269
- This is serious, Madam Agent.
- Canisters of uranium.
- 1088
- 00:58:00,304 --> 00:58:02,282
- Have you checked they're full?
- 'Cause I'll bet they're not.
- 1089
- 00:58:02,306 --> 00:58:04,826
- I can tell.
- Have you checked? No.
- 1090
- 00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:07,207
- He's not even cleared to hear
- how he's fucking this up.
- 1091
- 00:58:07,242 --> 00:58:09,244
- I might have to ask him
- to reprimand you.
- 1092
- 00:58:09,278 --> 00:58:10,694
- We don't have this at my PD.
- 1093
- 00:58:10,728 --> 00:58:12,419
- I'm gonna have to ask him
- to reprimand you.
- 1094
- 00:58:12,454 --> 00:58:13,835
- He can't reprimand me.
- 1095
- 00:58:13,869 --> 00:58:16,320
- I'm a different agency,
- sweet cheeks.
- 1096
- 00:58:16,354 --> 00:58:18,391
- You wouldn't last
- one second here.
- 1097
- 00:58:18,425 --> 00:58:20,231
- The only thing smaller
- than your badge is your dick.
- 1098
- 00:58:20,255 --> 00:58:22,464
- It's probably inverted
- like a belly button.
- 1099
- 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,121
- I'm sorry.
- 1100
- 00:58:24,155 --> 00:58:25,709
- They will do that
- from time to time.
- 1101
- 00:58:25,743 --> 00:58:27,296
- Just so you know,
- under state law
- 1102
- 00:58:27,331 --> 00:58:29,402
- I'm taking control of this
- in city borders.
- 1103
- 00:58:29,436 --> 00:58:31,680
- - Permission not granted.
- - Permission not asked.
- 1104
- 00:58:31,715 --> 00:58:34,096
- We've already gone up
- the line to Homeland.
- 1105
- 00:58:34,131 --> 00:58:38,100
- Seriously, dude, you're gonna
- look like such a fucking goober.
- 1106
- 00:58:38,135 --> 00:58:40,068
- Andy, this idiot has no idea
- what he's doing.
- 1107
- 00:58:40,102 --> 00:58:41,701
- He probably mounts the toilet
- the wrong way around.
- 1108
- 00:58:41,725 --> 00:58:43,288
- You know, you have to face
- away from the wall, right?
- 1109
- 00:58:43,312 --> 00:58:45,901
- Okay, okay. Now I do have
- to issue a reprimand.
- 1110
- 00:58:45,936 --> 00:58:47,327
- Well, I don't accept
- your reprimand.
- 1111
- 00:58:47,351 --> 00:58:49,122
- Agent, it's done. It happened
- the minute I said it.
- 1112
- 00:58:49,146 --> 00:58:51,079
- No, it didn't land.
- I stopped it from landing.
- 1113
- 00:58:51,113 --> 00:58:52,529
- Okay, I will accept
- your reprimand
- 1114
- 00:58:52,563 --> 00:58:54,565
- but you have to accept
- my refusal.
- 1115
- 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:56,567
- There it is.
- We're settin' up the takedown.
- 1116
- 00:58:56,602 --> 00:58:57,775
- No, okay, look.
- 1117
- 00:58:57,810 --> 00:58:59,501
- There are no nukes.
- There are no nukes.
- 1118
- 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,779
- 'Cause the canisters are mine.
- They're empty.
- 1119
- 00:59:01,814 --> 00:59:03,170
- This is the same thing
- I was trying
- 1120
- 00:59:03,194 --> 00:59:04,817
- to tell you about before,
- out there.
- 1121
- 00:59:04,851 --> 00:59:06,612
- This is the same thing.
- So this is good.
- 1122
- 00:59:06,646 --> 00:59:08,165
- Okay, there may be
- some new info.
- 1123
- 00:59:08,199 --> 00:59:09,280
- Can we just hold off until we..
- 1124
- 00:59:09,304 --> 00:59:10,512
- Yeah, here's the new info.
- 1125
- 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:12,825
- I got four undercovers
- posing as a Nazi cell.
- 1126
- 00:59:12,859 --> 00:59:14,965
- They caught your freaks
- in a honey trap
- 1127
- 00:59:14,999 --> 00:59:16,770
- and now you're pissed off
- that I'm ahead of you.
- 1128
- 00:59:16,794 --> 00:59:18,624
- Uh, no, Clay,
- you're not listening.
- 1129
- 00:59:18,658 --> 00:59:20,453
- - Okay, I'm listening.
- - Okay.
- 1130
- 00:59:20,487 --> 00:59:23,249
- Uh, the canisters don't contain
- nuclear material.
- 1131
- 00:59:23,283 --> 00:59:25,365
- If the target thought they did,
- if the target believed
- 1132
- 00:59:25,389 --> 00:59:27,978
- that he was trading actual
- nukes, we could arrest him.
- 1133
- 00:59:28,012 --> 00:59:29,093
- Okay, so that's what
- we're doing.
- 1134
- 00:59:29,117 --> 00:59:30,428
- No, because right now
- 1135
- 00:59:30,463 --> 00:59:33,017
- the target knows
- that they're empty.
- 1136
- 00:59:33,052 --> 00:59:34,501
- Doesn't track.
- 1137
- 00:59:34,536 --> 00:59:36,814
- Just so you know, this action
- can only be countermanded
- 1138
- 00:59:36,849 --> 00:59:38,540
- by someone of requisite rank
- 1139
- 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:40,059
- who is fully on top of the facts
- 1140
- 00:59:40,093 --> 00:59:42,199
- not playing catch-up
- from a chipmunk.
- 1141
- 00:59:43,787 --> 00:59:45,789
- A chipmunk? Seriously?
- 1142
- 00:59:47,135 --> 00:59:50,000
- What if I shot him?
- I mean, I'm kidding.
- 1143
- 00:59:50,034 --> 00:59:53,451
- But it would end this if I did
- shoot him, which is a joke.
- 1144
- 00:59:53,486 --> 00:59:56,834
- You know, Cheryl and I have
- our anniversary dinner tonight at Nobu.
- 1145
- 00:59:56,869 --> 00:59:58,836
- I told her I'd go this year.
- 1146
- 00:59:58,871 --> 01:00:01,218
- That's great, sir, but, um,
- you need to call him off
- 1147
- 01:00:01,252 --> 01:00:02,436
- otherwise we're gonna
- look like total...
- 1148
- 01:00:02,460 --> 01:00:04,842
- Of course, I need to
- call him off.
- 1149
- 01:00:04,877 --> 01:00:06,775
- You know, Kendra,
- first you bring me Shabazz
- 1150
- 01:00:06,810 --> 01:00:08,397
- and then you take the case
- away from me
- 1151
- 01:00:08,432 --> 01:00:09,640
- and then you give him nukes.
- 1152
- 01:00:09,675 --> 01:00:11,687
- Yeah, I was just trying to find
- a way to prevent Shabazz
- 1153
- 01:00:11,711 --> 01:00:14,680
- from going on the open market
- and getting actual nukes.
- 1154
- 01:00:14,714 --> 01:00:16,578
- And, alright,
- it would have worked...
- 1155
- 01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,304
- I'll need,
- I'll need your case file
- 1156
- 01:00:18,338 --> 01:00:19,719
- and your informer's contacts.
- 1157
- 01:00:21,548 --> 01:00:23,481
- I'm being stood down?
- 1158
- 01:00:23,516 --> 01:00:27,451
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- No, no. No. No.
- 1159
- 01:00:27,485 --> 01:00:30,488
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 1160
- 01:00:30,523 --> 01:00:32,629
- I'll buy your wife flowers.
- 1161
- 01:00:32,663 --> 01:00:35,079
- No, that's weird. I'm gonna..
- 1162
- 01:00:35,114 --> 01:00:37,979
- I will find this
- Nazi takedown thing.
- 1163
- 01:00:58,482 --> 01:01:01,036
- Okay, we just give 'em
- the canisters
- 1164
- 01:01:01,071 --> 01:01:02,693
- take the money,
- everybody's happy.
- 1165
- 01:01:02,728 --> 01:01:05,869
- - So what if we get nervous?
- - Nervous is good.
- 1166
- 01:01:05,903 --> 01:01:06,949
- Nervous will make them think
- 1167
- 01:01:06,973 --> 01:01:08,906
- that the fake nukes
- are real nukes.
- 1168
- 01:01:08,941 --> 01:01:11,115
- You just gotta be nervous
- like you're holdin' nukes
- 1169
- 01:01:11,150 --> 01:01:13,048
- not nervous like you're not
- holdin' nukes, yeah?
- 1170
- 01:01:30,997 --> 01:01:32,758
- We've got
- the surveillance plane feed.
- 1171
- 01:01:32,792 --> 01:01:34,242
- - Uh, this is the takedown.
- - Yeah.
- 1172
- 01:01:34,276 --> 01:01:35,657
- The police chief's
- not answering.
- 1173
- 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:37,038
- Uh, no, I'm on it.
- 1174
- 01:01:37,072 --> 01:01:39,488
- - Well, what's he saying?
- - He's not pickin' up.
- 1175
- 01:01:39,523 --> 01:01:41,870
- - Then why did you say...
- - Hey, Rick. Come on in.
- 1176
- 01:01:41,905 --> 01:01:43,365
- Thanks for coming.
- Uh, have some cake.
- 1177
- 01:01:43,389 --> 01:01:45,598
- Oh, no. I'm just comin'
- to the edge of your shit pit.
- 1178
- 01:01:45,632 --> 01:01:46,910
- I'm not jumpin' in.
- 1179
- 01:02:02,097 --> 01:02:04,755
- - Clay.
- - Hello, Andy.
- 1180
- 01:02:04,790 --> 01:02:09,415
- Okay, you have to call this off.
- That is a federal order.
- 1181
- 01:02:09,449 --> 01:02:11,106
- - You wanna play rabbi?
- - Nope.
- 1182
- 01:02:11,141 --> 01:02:12,659
- Well, my rabbi trumps you,
- buddy.
- 1183
- 01:02:12,694 --> 01:02:15,766
- My rabbi's head of
- Homeland Security.
- 1184
- 01:02:15,801 --> 01:02:18,148
- Hello, Andy? I can't..
- 1185
- 01:02:18,182 --> 01:02:20,150
- - Clay, don't even think of...
- - Breakin' up!
- 1186
- 01:02:22,393 --> 01:02:26,018
- - What an idiot.
- - Jesus. Clay? Hello? Cla..
- 1187
- 01:02:26,052 --> 01:02:27,467
- God!
- 1188
- 01:02:31,644 --> 01:02:34,302
- Uh, we can call the lead
- undercover Nazi directly.
- 1189
- 01:02:34,336 --> 01:02:35,520
- - Yes.
- - He's got to have a cell phone.
- 1190
- 01:02:35,544 --> 01:02:37,650
- - Do it.
- - Okay, it would be somewhere..
- 1191
- 01:02:37,684 --> 01:02:41,136
- Try not to spend this all
- on grape soda.
- 1192
- 01:02:41,171 --> 01:02:42,689
- Try not to knock these over
- 1193
- 01:02:42,724 --> 01:02:44,277
- makin' the beast
- with your sister.
- 1194
- 01:02:45,727 --> 01:02:47,177
- Okay.
- 1195
- 01:02:47,211 --> 01:02:49,455
- Uh, I don't know
- which number is which Nazi.
- 1196
- 01:02:49,489 --> 01:02:50,456
- Well..
- 1197
- 01:02:50,490 --> 01:02:51,802
- Check it out.
- 1198
- 01:02:56,565 --> 01:02:57,991
- You can, well, call one
- at the same time as me.
- 1199
- 01:02:58,015 --> 01:02:59,544
- If you get through,
- just give him to one of us.
- 1200
- 01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:00,535
- - And dial.
- - What the fuck do I say?
- 1201
- 01:03:00,569 --> 01:03:02,261
- It's just ringing.
- 1202
- 01:03:05,643 --> 01:03:06,955
- Ignore it.
- 1203
- 01:03:13,306 --> 01:03:15,688
- Ignore the fucking phones.
- 1204
- 01:03:25,353 --> 01:03:28,356
- - Do something.
- - I'm trying.
- 1205
- 01:03:28,390 --> 01:03:30,254
- Jesus. Shit.
- 1206
- 01:03:30,289 --> 01:03:32,705
- - I'm through. Stand down. Look.
- - Hello, sir.
- 1207
- 01:03:32,739 --> 01:03:35,259
- This is the FBI Special Agent
- In Charge Andrew J. Mudd.
- 1208
- 01:03:35,294 --> 01:03:37,744
- - Yes, sir.
- - I need you to let the targets go.
- 1209
- 01:03:37,779 --> 01:03:41,610
- - Bismillah Black Santa Jesus.
- - Comply immediately.
- 1210
- 01:03:41,645 --> 01:03:43,750
- Yes, sir. Stand down.
- 1211
- 01:03:45,442 --> 01:03:47,513
- Everyone, stand down.
- Guns down.
- 1212
- 01:03:51,966 --> 01:03:54,451
- - Okay.
- - Let 'em up.
- 1213
- 01:03:54,485 --> 01:03:55,728
- You can get up.
- 1214
- 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,731
- Yeah, I'm a cop. Get on up.
- 1215
- 01:04:00,664 --> 01:04:02,700
- What about the brown guy?
- 1216
- 01:04:02,735 --> 01:04:05,117
- - Uh, you can have him.
- - Not you. You're goin' to jail.
- 1217
- 01:04:05,151 --> 01:04:07,257
- - Wait.
- - Take him away.
- 1218
- 01:04:11,778 --> 01:04:13,780
- Someone's got friends
- in the FBI, huh?
- 1219
- 01:04:15,955 --> 01:04:17,232
- Go.
- 1220
- 01:04:25,447 --> 01:04:27,415
- So you do have
- a sasquatch dick.
- 1221
- 01:04:27,449 --> 01:04:28,485
- Of course, I have.
- 1222
- 01:04:28,519 --> 01:04:30,867
- - Yeah.
- - Of course, I have a big dick.
- 1223
- 01:04:33,076 --> 01:04:35,906
- - Right call, sir. Need a hand?
- - No, we don't.
- 1224
- 01:04:35,941 --> 01:04:39,565
- - Knock next time, please.
- - We're good, thank you.
- 1225
- 01:04:39,599 --> 01:04:42,809
- So, uh, I am back on for Nobu.
- 1226
- 01:04:42,844 --> 01:04:44,225
- Some yellowtail..
- 1227
- 01:04:45,709 --> 01:04:47,780
- ...and then some Cheryl tail.
- 1228
- 01:04:50,610 --> 01:04:52,681
- Are we safe?
- We can't be safe.
- 1229
- 01:04:52,716 --> 01:04:55,753
- - No such thing as safe.
- - I think we're safe.
- 1230
- 01:04:55,788 --> 01:04:57,731
- - So they're not comin' after us?
- - Yes, that's right.
- 1231
- 01:04:57,755 --> 01:05:00,310
- After 500 years, they just
- stopped comin' after us.
- 1232
- 01:05:00,344 --> 01:05:01,494
- I don't think
- they're comin' after us.
- 1233
- 01:05:01,518 --> 01:05:02,622
- So we're free?
- 1234
- 01:05:02,657 --> 01:05:04,245
- Better than free.
- 1235
- 01:05:04,279 --> 01:05:05,912
- They arrested Ruben,
- so we got the farm back.
- 1236
- 01:05:05,936 --> 01:05:06,948
- So what the fuck happened?
- 1237
- 01:05:06,972 --> 01:05:08,490
- I don't know what happened.
- 1238
- 01:05:08,525 --> 01:05:10,675
- I was, I was praying my ass off
- and then that happened.
- 1239
- 01:05:10,699 --> 01:05:11,804
- You made that happen?
- 1240
- 01:05:11,838 --> 01:05:13,081
- I don't know.
- 1241
- 01:05:14,220 --> 01:05:16,360
- Maybe it was the horse.
- 1242
- 01:05:16,395 --> 01:05:17,396
- That horse back there.
- 1243
- 01:05:17,430 --> 01:05:19,363
- The horse did that?
- 1244
- 01:05:19,398 --> 01:05:21,055
- I think God
- was working through my horse
- 1245
- 01:05:21,089 --> 01:05:22,953
- when he blew up the cranes.
- 1246
- 01:05:22,988 --> 01:05:24,644
- I'm definitely gettin' a horse.
- 1247
- 01:05:47,598 --> 01:05:49,048
- - Uh, sir?
- - Uh-huh.
- 1248
- 01:05:49,083 --> 01:05:52,224
- I think the cops
- are following Shabazz.
- 1249
- 01:05:52,258 --> 01:05:54,605
- Oh, you know, couple
- of patrol cars to see him off.
- 1250
- 01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:56,745
- You know, Clay is a bad loser.
- 1251
- 01:05:56,780 --> 01:05:58,713
- It's a fuckin' archipelago.
- 1252
- 01:06:15,592 --> 01:06:17,490
- Shitty fucking Jesus!
- 1253
- 01:06:17,525 --> 01:06:19,458
- What's up?
- Nobu run out of starfish?
- 1254
- 01:06:19,492 --> 01:06:21,253
- No.
- It's reached the Oval Office.
- 1255
- 01:06:21,287 --> 01:06:22,737
- Clay has caused
- Homeland Security
- 1256
- 01:06:22,771 --> 01:06:24,221
- to declare a nuclear emergency
- 1257
- 01:06:24,256 --> 01:06:25,740
- on your empty canisters.
- 1258
- 01:06:25,774 --> 01:06:27,466
- Well, he's having
- some kind of breakdown.
- 1259
- 01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:30,296
- - Alright, we're takin' over.
- - Whoa-oh.
- 1260
- 01:06:30,331 --> 01:06:32,022
- Right, okay,
- what do you need from me, sir?
- 1261
- 01:06:32,057 --> 01:06:34,576
- Right, well, we know
- this emergency is groundless.
- 1262
- 01:06:34,611 --> 01:06:36,820
- - Correct. Right.
- - But the emergency exists.
- 1263
- 01:06:36,854 --> 01:06:37,970
- And you can't take
- control of something
- 1264
- 01:06:37,994 --> 01:06:39,040
- if you're saying
- it doesn't exist.
- 1265
- 01:06:39,064 --> 01:06:40,030
- Okay.
- 1266
- 01:06:40,065 --> 01:06:41,031
- So we have to acknowledge that
- 1267
- 01:06:41,066 --> 01:06:42,481
- the emergency exists.
- 1268
- 01:06:42,515 --> 01:06:44,793
- Uh, oh, yeah, well, n... no.
- 1269
- 01:06:44,828 --> 01:06:47,072
- Sorry, if we say,
- "Yes, it exists"
- 1270
- 01:06:47,106 --> 01:06:50,765
- isn't that the same as declaring
- a nuclear emergency ourselves?
- 1271
- 01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:53,043
- Uh, technically yourself,
- but, yeah.
- 1272
- 01:06:53,078 --> 01:06:56,460
- So... to stop
- a nuclear emergency
- 1273
- 01:06:56,495 --> 01:06:58,221
- I have to declare
- a nuclear emergency?
- 1274
- 01:06:58,255 --> 01:07:01,051
- Yes. The logic only works
- if you say it slowly.
- 1275
- 01:07:01,086 --> 01:07:03,329
- Keep the contradictory
- elements apart.
- 1276
- 01:07:03,364 --> 01:07:06,160
- - Well, I would look insane.
- - Only if you say it fast.
- 1277
- 01:07:06,194 --> 01:07:07,575
- And also,
- you already looked insane
- 1278
- 01:07:07,609 --> 01:07:08,793
- when you met me
- in the parking lot.
- 1279
- 01:07:08,817 --> 01:07:10,209
- So you're just gonna throw her
- under the bus?
- 1280
- 01:07:10,233 --> 01:07:12,994
- No. I would never do that
- to an agent.
- 1281
- 01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:15,134
- She has to do it herself.
- 1282
- 01:07:15,169 --> 01:07:17,447
- And the alternative
- is dancing in the woodchipper.
- 1283
- 01:07:18,586 --> 01:07:19,828
- But then this stops?
- 1284
- 01:07:19,863 --> 01:07:21,382
- If you tell me
- to go "Chicken Little"
- 1285
- 01:07:21,416 --> 01:07:24,350
- I have control over the cops,
- over everything.
- 1286
- 01:07:28,803 --> 01:07:31,012
- Then I guess
- we have a nuclear emergency.
- 1287
- 01:07:31,047 --> 01:07:32,186
- Good play, agent.
- 1288
- 01:07:32,220 --> 01:07:34,912
- I'm calling in
- a full-armed response.
- 1289
- 01:07:34,947 --> 01:07:36,707
- I hope her record
- will reflect the bravery
- 1290
- 01:07:36,742 --> 01:07:39,296
- not the foolishness
- of what she just said.
- 1291
- 01:07:39,331 --> 01:07:42,334
- - Is the woodchipper better?
- - No, the same.
- 1292
- 01:07:42,368 --> 01:07:45,440
- Right, control. We have to
- keep this off the TV.
- 1293
- 01:07:45,475 --> 01:07:46,717
- Uh, sir?
- 1294
- 01:07:46,752 --> 01:07:47,960
- - I said, knock.
- - Sir..
- 1295
- 01:07:47,994 --> 01:07:50,238
- Yes, sir, but, um..
- 1296
- 01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:53,862
- You got Miami-Dade
- black and whites out there
- 1297
- 01:07:53,897 --> 01:07:55,623
- sheriff's cars, dog vehicles.
- 1298
- 01:07:55,657 --> 01:07:56,624
- We're looking at a..
- 1299
- 01:07:56,658 --> 01:07:57,763
- Ah..
- 1300
- 01:07:57,797 --> 01:08:00,110
- Um, Kendra,
- can you give us a second?
- 1301
- 01:08:00,145 --> 01:08:01,456
- Just..
- 1302
- 01:08:02,630 --> 01:08:03,907
- Yes, sir. Um..
- 1303
- 01:08:03,941 --> 01:08:05,564
- Thank you.
- 1304
- 01:08:05,598 --> 01:08:07,117
- - Right.
- - Yeah.
- 1305
- 01:08:14,745 --> 01:08:16,437
- Whoo!
- 1306
- 01:08:28,690 --> 01:08:31,383
- Um, okay, they're heading
- to a donut shop.
- 1307
- 01:08:31,417 --> 01:08:34,627
- - Yep. Are we good in there?
- - Informant's in place.
- 1308
- 01:08:34,662 --> 01:08:38,562
- - What's that?
- - Oh, we got in there with the..
- 1309
- 01:08:38,597 --> 01:08:41,255
- - Who's, who's where?
- - Okay, here's what it is.
- 1310
- 01:08:41,289 --> 01:08:43,981
- We need to arrest Shabazz
- for creating a nuclear threat.
- 1311
- 01:08:44,016 --> 01:08:45,096
- But we can't do it for that
- 1312
- 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:46,881
- so we need him
- to do something else.
- 1313
- 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,412
- And given
- the state of this case so far
- 1314
- 01:08:50,436 --> 01:08:52,645
- it might just be better
- if he got shot.
- 1315
- 01:08:53,336 --> 01:08:54,302
- No, sir...
- 1316
- 01:08:54,337 --> 01:08:56,201
- Angels walk on tightropes,
- Kendra.
- 1317
- 01:08:56,235 --> 01:08:58,720
- Disclosure of this snafu
- in court
- 1318
- 01:08:58,755 --> 01:09:00,181
- would cause more damage
- to national security
- 1319
- 01:09:00,205 --> 01:09:03,518
- than a shooting that's basically
- just another shooting.
- 1320
- 01:09:03,553 --> 01:09:06,487
- Don't worry. It won't sound
- so brutal on your record.
- 1321
- 01:09:23,607 --> 01:09:25,195
- Thank you.
- 1322
- 01:09:27,508 --> 01:09:29,820
- Hello.
- 1323
- 01:09:29,855 --> 01:09:33,307
- My sister. She is my sister.
- 1324
- 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,173
- Happy birthday!
- 1325
- 01:09:38,519 --> 01:09:40,141
- Here he is.
- 1326
- 01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:42,902
- Daddy?
- 1327
- 01:09:55,846 --> 01:09:57,434
- Happy birthday, baby girl.
- 1328
- 01:09:58,228 --> 01:09:59,816
- Vee, we got the farm.
- 1329
- 01:09:59,850 --> 01:10:01,749
- - Ruben's gone.
- - What?
- 1330
- 01:10:01,783 --> 01:10:04,372
- - We're good, I swear to God.
- - Really?
- 1331
- 01:10:04,407 --> 01:10:05,960
- - Yes.
- - No more guns?
- 1332
- 01:10:05,994 --> 01:10:07,168
- No more bullshit?
- 1333
- 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,722
- No more guns. No more bullshit.
- 1334
- 01:10:09,757 --> 01:10:12,311
- - We sweet like caramel cream.
- - You swear?
- 1335
- 01:10:12,346 --> 01:10:15,003
- On my own personal donuts.
- 1336
- 01:10:15,038 --> 01:10:17,937
- - Both your donuts?
- - The chocolate ones.
- 1337
- 01:10:18,628 --> 01:10:19,629
- Okay.
- 1338
- 01:10:32,849 --> 01:10:34,782
- So, I'm gonna have to tear
- both of your nuts off.
- 1339
- 01:10:34,816 --> 01:10:35,990
- No, this can't be for us.
- 1340
- 01:10:36,024 --> 01:10:37,440
- This gotta be
- for somethin' else.
- 1341
- 01:10:37,474 --> 01:10:39,027
- For what?
- Like a food inspection?
- 1342
- 01:10:39,062 --> 01:10:41,685
- Like somebody just saw a fly
- on a cinnamon twist?
- 1343
- 01:10:45,344 --> 01:10:47,208
- Jesus. Look at this.
- 1344
- 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:48,692
- This thing's bulletproof, right?
- 1345
- 01:10:48,727 --> 01:10:49,797
- There will be no shooting.
- 1346
- 01:10:49,831 --> 01:10:50,970
- Kendra. Kendra.
- 1347
- 01:10:51,005 --> 01:10:52,386
- - Hey, guns down.
- - Kendra.
- 1348
- 01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:53,525
- Everybody, guns.
- 1349
- 01:10:53,559 --> 01:10:56,286
- - Get your guns down.
- - Agent Chipmunk.
- 1350
- 01:10:56,321 --> 01:10:58,437
- You better put on a nuke suit
- or get the fuck out of here.
- 1351
- 01:10:58,461 --> 01:11:00,739
- Can't hear you, Clay.
- Just keep it on, alright?
- 1352
- 01:11:00,773 --> 01:11:02,327
- Andy, your rabbi won.
- 1353
- 01:11:02,361 --> 01:11:03,500
- This is your emergency.
- 1354
- 01:11:03,535 --> 01:11:04,650
- - Wrong again, Clay.
- - Well...
- 1355
- 01:11:04,674 --> 01:11:05,685
- We only called the emergency
- 1356
- 01:11:05,709 --> 01:11:07,193
- because we knew
- there wasn't one.
- 1357
- 01:11:07,228 --> 01:11:08,298
- - What?
- - That's right.
- 1358
- 01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:10,542
- She just said it too fast.
- 1359
- 01:11:12,647 --> 01:11:15,132
- Which part of your broken ass
- did you pull this out of?
- 1360
- 01:11:15,167 --> 01:11:17,411
- I ain't pulled this
- out of my ass, Vee.
- 1361
- 01:11:18,239 --> 01:11:20,034
- Wait. Look.
- 1362
- 01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:21,035
- I... I know her.
- 1363
- 01:11:21,069 --> 01:11:23,279
- From where?
- Bumblefuck, Alaska?
- 1364
- 01:11:23,313 --> 01:11:25,798
- Listen, maybe she can help.
- 1365
- 01:11:25,833 --> 01:11:27,110
- Go see.
- 1366
- 01:11:27,835 --> 01:11:29,112
- Hey.
- 1367
- 01:11:30,216 --> 01:11:31,321
- Hello!
- 1368
- 01:11:31,356 --> 01:11:32,978
- Threat is mobile. That's him.
- 1369
- 01:11:33,012 --> 01:11:34,428
- That's it. The threat is mobile.
- 1370
- 01:11:34,462 --> 01:11:37,154
- - Can I come over?
- - Great, great.
- 1371
- 01:11:37,189 --> 01:11:38,339
- Let him come. I'll arrest him
- when he gets here.
- 1372
- 01:11:38,363 --> 01:11:40,986
- For what?
- For wearing a shower curtain?
- 1373
- 01:11:41,020 --> 01:11:42,850
- Kendra, we can't arrest him
- for something
- 1374
- 01:11:42,884 --> 01:11:45,577
- until he does something
- we can arrest him for.
- 1375
- 01:11:45,611 --> 01:11:47,372
- But you made me call
- a national emergency
- 1376
- 01:11:47,406 --> 01:11:48,890
- on someone I can't
- even arrest, Andy.
- 1377
- 01:11:48,925 --> 01:11:50,789
- I should be
- arresting myself for this.
- 1378
- 01:11:50,823 --> 01:11:52,756
- Hello. Ma'am!
- 1379
- 01:11:52,791 --> 01:11:53,861
- This could be a trick.
- 1380
- 01:11:53,895 --> 01:11:55,172
- What kind of trick?
- 1381
- 01:11:55,207 --> 01:11:56,277
- A Taliban-type trick.
- 1382
- 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,175
- A man who is actually a bomb.
- 1383
- 01:12:01,834 --> 01:12:02,834
- Hey!
- 1384
- 01:12:05,251 --> 01:12:06,287
- He's unarmed.
- 1385
- 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:08,531
- Unarmed black man.
- Unarmed white man.
- 1386
- 01:12:08,565 --> 01:12:10,843
- Which one's more likely
- to have the gun?
- 1387
- 01:12:18,748 --> 01:12:20,163
- Clay.
- 1388
- 01:12:20,197 --> 01:12:22,786
- Stand your guns down.
- I'm memoing this.
- 1389
- 01:12:24,201 --> 01:12:25,410
- Guns down!
- 1390
- 01:12:25,444 --> 01:12:27,273
- All guns down.
- 1391
- 01:12:27,308 --> 01:12:29,172
- - Thank you, sir.
- - No problem.
- 1392
- 01:12:29,206 --> 01:12:32,071
- Oh, okay, right. Our guns.
- 1393
- 01:12:32,106 --> 01:12:34,833
- Bigger. More accurate. Good.
- 1394
- 01:12:37,629 --> 01:12:38,813
- Sir, the eight seconds
- we just had
- 1395
- 01:12:38,837 --> 01:12:40,390
- with no guns felt really good.
- 1396
- 01:12:40,425 --> 01:12:42,047
- Shots were fired, Kendra.
- 1397
- 01:12:42,081 --> 01:12:44,014
- There's no telling
- how Shabazz could retaliate.
- 1398
- 01:12:46,465 --> 01:12:48,191
- Snipers and perimeter are set.
- 1399
- 01:12:48,225 --> 01:12:49,882
- - Have your entry in position.
- - Right.
- 1400
- 01:12:52,229 --> 01:12:54,922
- - That's the ISIL general?
- - ISIL general, yeah.
- 1401
- 01:12:54,956 --> 01:12:57,072
- Oh, yeah, he could throw a bar
- of soap at us at any second
- 1402
- 01:12:57,096 --> 01:12:58,339
- so..
- 1403
- 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:02,447
- See, they didn't arrest us
- back there
- 1404
- 01:13:02,481 --> 01:13:05,484
- because they think it's gonna be
- a lot more fun to shoot us.
- 1405
- 01:13:10,247 --> 01:13:13,181
- It's just the horn they use
- to summon the dinosaurs.
- 1406
- 01:13:18,186 --> 01:13:19,912
- Everyone good?
- 1407
- 01:13:19,947 --> 01:13:22,846
- - We're good. We're good.
- - No, not good, brother.
- 1408
- 01:13:22,881 --> 01:13:27,368
- - Shopkeeper?
- - I see my friend in trouble..
- 1409
- 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:29,508
- - I bring help.
- - Whoa.
- 1410
- 01:13:32,028 --> 01:13:33,788
- Wha.. This is your plan?
- 1411
- 01:13:33,823 --> 01:13:35,031
- It's fake.
- 1412
- 01:13:35,065 --> 01:13:36,308
- Oh, thanks, Stevie.
- 1413
- 01:13:36,342 --> 01:13:38,079
- Twenty-five years
- if he tries to use that thing.
- 1414
- 01:13:38,103 --> 01:13:40,623
- Thirty-five,
- you fuckin' prolapse.
- 1415
- 01:13:40,657 --> 01:13:41,693
- No one gets hurt.
- 1416
- 01:13:41,727 --> 01:13:44,143
- This is his
- Get-Out-Of-Jail card.
- 1417
- 01:13:44,178 --> 01:13:46,007
- His Get-Out-Of-Jail card
- is going to jail?
- 1418
- 01:13:48,665 --> 01:13:53,118
- My sheikh is very happy for you
- to use the device, Sultan.
- 1419
- 01:13:53,152 --> 01:13:55,948
- I'd be happy to use it to make
- sure you never sit down again.
- 1420
- 01:13:56,811 --> 01:14:00,125
- Please, save yourself.
- 1421
- 01:14:00,159 --> 01:14:03,680
- Brown cracker's right, Sultan.
- Or we're leavin' in zip bags.
- 1422
- 01:14:08,513 --> 01:14:09,617
- Okay.
- 1423
- 01:14:09,652 --> 01:14:11,308
- Mashallah, brother.
- 1424
- 01:14:16,624 --> 01:14:18,488
- Reza the shopkeeper?
- 1425
- 01:14:18,523 --> 01:14:21,008
- - You're under arrest.
- - What?
- 1426
- 01:14:21,042 --> 01:14:23,182
- I'm arresting you
- for attempting to supply
- 1427
- 01:14:23,217 --> 01:14:24,563
- illegal missile things.
- 1428
- 01:14:25,184 --> 01:14:26,496
- Ugh.
- 1429
- 01:14:26,531 --> 01:14:27,739
- Oh, my God.
- 1430
- 01:14:27,773 --> 01:14:29,982
- Vee, read him his rights.
- 1431
- 01:14:30,017 --> 01:14:31,432
- You have the right to remain.
- 1432
- 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:34,262
- You may not say anything you say
- you will be held against you.
- 1433
- 01:14:34,297 --> 01:14:38,301
- And the thing about the lawyer.
- Do you understand your rights?
- 1434
- 01:14:38,335 --> 01:14:39,475
- No.
- 1435
- 01:14:39,509 --> 01:14:41,580
- Do you understand these rights?
- 1436
- 01:14:41,615 --> 01:14:43,409
- Yes, yes. Very clear.
- 1437
- 01:14:43,444 --> 01:14:45,032
- That crossbow's a threat.
- 1438
- 01:14:45,066 --> 01:14:46,516
- The toy crossbow?
- 1439
- 01:14:46,551 --> 01:14:48,760
- You can kill a dog
- with one of those.
- 1440
- 01:14:48,794 --> 01:14:51,279
- Okay, so I'll arrest him
- for having a dangerous toy.
- 1441
- 01:14:51,314 --> 01:14:55,076
- Hey, wait. No. We arrest now,
- the jury's with Shabazz.
- 1442
- 01:14:55,111 --> 01:14:58,010
- Alright, well,
- this only goes one way.
- 1443
- 01:14:58,045 --> 01:14:59,149
- Entry squad.
- 1444
- 01:15:02,014 --> 01:15:04,016
- It's time for
- the arterial Hail Mary.
- 1445
- 01:15:05,466 --> 01:15:07,433
- The red-ink amen.
- 1446
- 01:15:07,468 --> 01:15:08,918
- Okay.
- 1447
- 01:15:08,952 --> 01:15:10,298
- I'm arresting him anyway.
- 1448
- 01:15:10,333 --> 01:15:11,645
- - For what?
- - I don't know.
- 1449
- 01:15:11,679 --> 01:15:13,139
- Trying to summon
- the fucking dinosaurs!
- 1450
- 01:15:13,163 --> 01:15:14,199
- Kendra!
- 1451
- 01:15:14,233 --> 01:15:16,581
- So we're good with this?
- 1452
- 01:15:16,615 --> 01:15:18,237
- - Yes.
- - Okay.
- 1453
- 01:15:20,688 --> 01:15:22,414
- Taxi.
- 1454
- 01:15:22,448 --> 01:15:24,692
- Are we still good
- now that I shot him in the head?
- 1455
- 01:15:26,073 --> 01:15:28,351
- No! No!
- 1456
- 01:15:28,385 --> 01:15:30,560
- Everybody get down!
- Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
- 1457
- 01:15:30,595 --> 01:15:32,217
- Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
- 1458
- 01:15:32,251 --> 01:15:33,908
- - Hands up.
- - Oh, shit!
- 1459
- 01:15:36,462 --> 01:15:39,155
- Hey, don't shoot!
- No shooting!
- 1460
- 01:15:39,189 --> 01:15:41,847
- Moses Sultan Al Bey Al Shabazz,
- AKA David Ford Edwards
- 1461
- 01:15:41,882 --> 01:15:44,022
- I'm arresting you
- on charges related to terrorism.
- 1462
- 01:15:44,056 --> 01:15:45,616
- You can put that down.
- It's fake anyway.
- 1463
- 01:15:45,644 --> 01:15:47,577
- Me?
- Wh... what charges?
- 1464
- 01:15:49,579 --> 01:15:53,341
- Uh, behaving in a way
- to cause a man
- 1465
- 01:15:53,376 --> 01:15:55,274
- to be shot in the head
- with a toy
- 1466
- 01:15:55,309 --> 01:15:56,655
- which is worse than it sounds
- 1467
- 01:15:56,690 --> 01:16:00,728
- and planning to overthrow
- the government with an army.
- 1468
- 01:16:00,763 --> 01:16:02,661
- - Four people?
- - It's a small army.
- 1469
- 01:16:02,696 --> 01:16:06,423
- And... and intending
- to procure WMDs
- 1470
- 01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:07,469
- which for a certain amount
- of time
- 1471
- 01:16:07,493 --> 01:16:09,150
- you definitely intended
- to procure.
- 1472
- 01:16:09,185 --> 01:16:10,945
- Among other charges.
- 1473
- 01:16:10,980 --> 01:16:13,189
- You can put that down.
- I told you, it's fake.
- 1474
- 01:16:13,223 --> 01:16:15,985
- - But he..
- - He works for us.
- 1475
- 01:16:16,744 --> 01:16:18,574
- Lollipop.
- 1476
- 01:16:18,608 --> 01:16:19,827
- You have the right
- to remain silent.
- 1477
- 01:16:19,851 --> 01:16:21,449
- Anything you say
- can and will be used against you
- 1478
- 01:16:21,473 --> 01:16:22,439
- in a court of law.
- 1479
- 01:16:22,474 --> 01:16:23,440
- You have the right
- to an attorney.
- 1480
- 01:16:23,475 --> 01:16:24,521
- If you cannot afford
- an attorney
- 1481
- 01:16:24,545 --> 01:16:26,305
- one will be appointed for you.
- 1482
- 01:16:26,340 --> 01:16:28,740
- Do you understand these rights
- as I've explained them to you?
- 1483
- 01:16:30,516 --> 01:16:31,725
- Moses, do you understand?
- 1484
- 01:16:34,451 --> 01:16:36,557
- You know I made lightning
- strike the cranes, right?
- 1485
- 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:38,732
- - Lord have mercy.
- - It happened, Vee.
- 1486
- 01:16:38,766 --> 01:16:40,226
- And I made the cops
- put down their guns
- 1487
- 01:16:40,250 --> 01:16:41,745
- with the help of a horse.
- Right, brothers?
- 1488
- 01:16:41,769 --> 01:16:43,668
- - Yeah.
- - Mm-hm.
- 1489
- 01:16:43,702 --> 01:16:46,636
- Really, y... you didn't.
- We did.
- 1490
- 01:16:51,676 --> 01:16:53,609
- And did you
- put my horse out there?
- 1491
- 01:16:59,373 --> 01:17:01,099
- - Thought so.
- - Mo!
- 1492
- 01:17:01,133 --> 01:17:02,652
- - We good, we good.
- - Fuck, Moses...
- 1493
- 01:17:02,687 --> 01:17:04,136
- Almighty Allah,
- charge this weapon.
- 1494
- 01:17:04,171 --> 01:17:05,482
- No. Moses, stop.
- 1495
- 01:17:05,517 --> 01:17:07,001
- - You'll be okay.
- - It's fake.
- 1496
- 01:17:07,036 --> 01:17:09,176
- Don't hurt 'em,
- just... just make the tube thing
- 1497
- 01:17:09,210 --> 01:17:10,556
- knock 'em over
- so we can leave.
- 1498
- 01:17:10,591 --> 01:17:12,051
- - Please.
- - He can't do that, obviously.
- 1499
- 01:17:12,075 --> 01:17:13,076
- Bring them to their knees
- 1500
- 01:17:13,111 --> 01:17:14,122
- and turn their guns
- into whistles.
- 1501
- 01:17:14,146 --> 01:17:15,192
- You're making this
- so much worse.
- 1502
- 01:17:15,216 --> 01:17:16,435
- - May we go?
- - Just nice and easy.
- 1503
- 01:17:16,459 --> 01:17:17,499
- - Put it down.
- - May we go?
- 1504
- 01:17:17,529 --> 01:17:18,530
- Moses, come on.
- 1505
- 01:17:21,671 --> 01:17:23,155
- He says it won't hurt.
- 1506
- 01:17:23,190 --> 01:17:24,778
- Don't push the button.
- 1507
- 01:17:58,846 --> 01:18:01,193
- Andy, fourth circuit.
- 1508
- 01:18:01,228 --> 01:18:02,401
- They'll take it.
- 1509
- 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:06,785
- Okay.
- 1510
- 01:18:08,753 --> 01:18:10,030
- Put it down.
- 1511
- 01:18:15,932 --> 01:18:16,932
- Great.
- 1512
- 01:18:20,005 --> 01:18:21,005
- Kendra?
- 1513
- 01:18:22,111 --> 01:18:24,044
- We're flying him to Virginia.
- 1514
- 01:18:27,944 --> 01:18:31,637
- I have to fuck you up
- a little bit right now, okay?
- 1515
- 01:18:31,672 --> 01:18:32,777
- Okay, ma'am.
- 1516
- 01:18:40,336 --> 01:18:41,717
- She'll be okay, right?
- 1517
- 01:18:45,444 --> 01:18:46,549
- Communities?
- 1518
- 01:18:48,171 --> 01:18:49,276
- Yup.
- 1519
- 01:18:51,623 --> 01:18:52,728
- Ah!
- 1520
- 01:18:52,762 --> 01:18:53,729
- Oh!
- 1521
- 01:19:00,805 --> 01:19:01,909
- They would've shot him.
- 1522
- 01:19:18,650 --> 01:19:20,721
- Wait, wait.
- That's my child.
- 1523
- 01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:22,792
- Where are you taking her?
- 1524
- 01:19:22,827 --> 01:19:24,449
- Where are you taking her?
- 1525
- 01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:29,316
- Let her go!
- 1526
- 01:19:29,350 --> 01:19:31,180
- Let her go!
- 1527
- 01:19:31,214 --> 01:19:32,698
- Let me go!
- 1528
- 01:19:32,733 --> 01:19:34,148
- ♪ Black day
- 1529
- 01:19:34,183 --> 01:19:36,461
- ♪ Stormy night
- 1530
- 01:19:37,738 --> 01:19:42,708
- ♪ No love no hope in sight
- 1531
- 01:19:42,743 --> 01:19:44,400
- ♪ Don't cry
- 1532
- 01:19:44,434 --> 01:19:47,713
- ♪ He is coming
- 1533
- 01:19:47,748 --> 01:19:52,615
- ♪ Don't die without knowing
- 1534
- 01:19:52,649 --> 01:19:56,757
- ♪ The cross
- 1535
- 01:20:02,728 --> 01:20:07,250
- ♪ We all have our problems
- 1536
- 01:20:07,285 --> 01:20:12,221
- ♪ Some big some are small
- 1537
- 01:20:12,255 --> 01:20:17,122
- ♪ Soon all of our problems
- 1538
- 01:20:17,157 --> 01:20:22,024
- ♪ Will be taken by
- 1539
- 01:20:22,058 --> 01:20:24,923
- ♪ The cross
- 1540
- 01:20:31,688 --> 01:20:35,071
- ♪ Black day stormy night
- 1541
- 01:20:36,314 --> 01:20:40,905
- ♪ No love no hope in sight
- 1542
- 01:20:40,939 --> 01:20:45,495
- ♪ Don't cry for he's coming
- 1543
- 01:20:45,530 --> 01:20:50,259
- ♪ Don't die without knowing
- 1544
- 01:20:50,293 --> 01:20:53,124
- ♪ The cro-o-oss
- 1545
- 01:20:53,158 --> 01:20:54,435
- ♪ Oh no
- 1546
- 01:20:59,578 --> 01:21:02,961
- ♪ We all have
- our own problems ♪
- 1547
- 01:21:04,204 --> 01:21:07,310
- ♪ Some are big
- some are small ♪
- 1548
- 01:21:08,656 --> 01:21:11,901
- ♪ Soon all of our problems
- y'all ♪
- 1549
- 01:21:13,351 --> 01:21:15,836
- ♪ Will be taken
- 1550
- 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:20,703
- ♪ By the cro-o-oss
- 1551
- 01:21:20,737 --> 01:21:21,980
- ♪ No
- 1552
- 01:21:25,604 --> 01:21:30,920
- ♪ The cro-o-oss ♪
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