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- From these.
- https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/147391530/#147395173
- https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/187627146/#187656456
- and this: https://twitter.com/TedNaoko/status/1352232762665791488
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- >the entire old Band of the Hawk comes out from behind the trees all laughing and clapping
- >apostles holding cameras and a boom mic
- >Casca suddenly starts cracking up laughing and Griffith congratulates her incredible acting skills
- >Rickert and Skull Knight put their arms over Guts's shoulders and wave at the camera
- >the God Hand are throwing confetti all over him and blowing air horns
- >Guts just stands there
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- kek
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- >hai yo starts playing on a boombox held by witchloli
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- >Everyone that Guts met was on the prank, even Guts' companions wre in on the joke
- >Griffith's real deal with the God Hand was to pull the greatest prank in the entire world, so they told everyone to fake their deaths, Griffith and Casca fakes being raped into stupidity and just watch off-screen not trying to burst into laughter
- >All the demons Guts fought were Zod's drinking buddies and all the victims were paid actors
- >Griffith jokes that he took it so seriously that he lost his arm and eye and offers the God Hand to restore them as apology for fucking with him all this time
- >Everything goes back to normal, but Guts is completely silent twitching in shock and utter rage, his mind snaps and he stops thinking, now becoming the silent retard while Casca and Griffith has to take care of him
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- fucking kek
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- Guts was made for bullying
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- That's the sickest thing I've ever read. Also pretty realistic nowadays.
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