Questionable Conversation

&bernard
Moment of truth...
I am going to peer at who sassy is finally
[NerdyTotoro]
...
-_-
neurology
no dont
@Unome
nooo bernard don't turn to the dark side!
JasperKota
don't become fib!
lol jk
&bernard
I looked at it
I won't say anything
This game could go on for awhile
Or it may end soon
Who knows
I may delete the Sassy account
Killing is against the law and Sassy has done that
SOnerd
Bernard is such a troll
&bernard
Did you know a couple dayas ago I got an email from the FBI
[NerdyTotoro]
uhuh
neurology
...
&bernard
About murder threats on this site?
SOnerd
robably because you went to bear's apparetment
neurology
^
[NerdyTotoro]
haha
&bernard
Did I mention
[NerdyTotoro]
that I'm stupid?
&bernard
I've been a member of the free burrito institute for 3 years?
Thansk for listening to my story
I am so tired right now
neurology
is bear still being watched by the police
[NerdyTotoro]
mmkay
Yes
neurology
FINISH The thing
[NerdyTotoro]
He's always being watched
&bernard
neurology it tends to be the other way around
neurology
22 minutes left
&bernard
Bear is watching the police
[NerdyTotoro]
WE ARE ALL ALWAYS BEING WATCHED
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&bernard
neurology: did you hear
JohnRichardsim
Hey, Bernard
&bernard
I finished already
So you can be quiet
OKAY?
[NerdyTotoro]
Bernard hurry up with the sponsorship letter
JohnRichardsim
I'm going on a hunger strike
[NerdyTotoro]
...
SEND IT
&bernard
I have a CNCing addiction
[NerdyTotoro]
HURRY UP
ⓘ bernard set mode +o JohnRichardsim
neurology
fine im sorry
SOnerd
Bernard
neurology
I'm sorry dont kill me
SOnerd
I'm going on and Ento strike
@JohnRichardsim
I refuse to eat until you have brought back avatars and file uploading
[NerdyTotoro]
(kill her)
SOnerd
an ento strike*
Lumosityfan
alright gn guys and gals
also lol
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SOnerd
Also, I'm already going slightly insane now, I shudder to think what another day without skating will do to me
Person
bernard: fantaso results?
SOnerd
Do you think I can skate in freezing rain?
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&bernard
We don't talk about that
SOnerd
Bernard, upload captain's tryouts files
@JohnRichardsim
Forget your FantaSO results, I just want to upload a bunch of old scoresheets I got from my coach!
SOnerd
Okay, goodnight.  First night of anatomy grind begins NOW
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&bernard
SOnerd a team has tryouts ending January 26
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&bernard
So I'm posting after that
JasperKota
hello jamerz
Jamerz
hoi
neurology
Welcome Jamerz
Jamerz
welcome to u too
@Unome
bernard the previous year's
aren't up yet
[NerdyTotoro]
Welcome to this wonderful chat full of mdos
@Unome
there are links but no files
[NerdyTotoro]
dun dun dun
@JohnRichardsim
And I have about 10 avatars queued up ready to go
&bernard
I can't upload files until you fix the wiki Unome
Why did you break the wiki in the first place?
@Unome
...
&bernard
(This is called redirecting blame)
@Unome
xD
&bernard
robotman paid me to blame it on you
JasperKota
lol
&bernard
So he doesn't have to fix it
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Person
-_-
* DarkSabre kicks [NerdyTotoro]
&bernard
Person we don't talk about that
DarkSabre: that's correct
You can kick Person and SOnerd too
@JohnRichardsim
Can we just agree that I won both divisions?
@Unome
sure
* [NerdyTotoro] cries
neurology
(SOnerd's gone)
@Unome
ugh so we got 27/30 on the astro test
one question was misgraded so
[NerdyTotoro]
hey bernard do you approve of the new bernard picture?
@JohnRichardsim
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@Unome
does anyoen know the others? (posting them)
@JohnRichardsim
How many teams were at that invite?
× You have been kicked by bernard (don't mention things with infinity)
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[ChanServ]
[#scioly] Welcome to Scioly.org Chat! Feel free to ask questions, but be patient for responses
[NerdyTotoro]
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Infinity symbol
&bernard
Not necessarily Unome
[NerdyTotoro]
(fight me)
JasperKota
weba nerdy
neurology
wb kid
@Unome
ok why not?
&bernard
Unless it is a systme undergoing perfect simple harmonic motion
@Unome
well it probably is
&bernard
What system is it?
@Unome
idk i just took a quick look at kepler's law
[NerdyTotoro]
I'm not a young goat
@Unome
it was a multipel choice question
[NerdyTotoro]
Don't call me a kid!
&bernard
Keplers law does not obey SHM
@Unome
?
&bernard
pendulums do not obey SHM perfectly
@Unome
yeah this is not helpful...
neurology
you are a goat.
@Unome
eh
&bernard
IT's true
Pendulums do not obey SHM perfectly
[NerdyTotoro]
And look who's feeling rather trollish...
@Unome
ok
* neurology proclaims [NerdyTotoro] a goat
[NerdyTotoro]
Welcome to the goat cult
&bernard
And planetary motion is basically pendulums since plants are attached to a point along their axis of rotation by a string
*planets
I'm sorry I'm hungry
And I keep thinking about potatos
@Unome
so 70% of our team's points came from 6 events
&bernard
My poor brother and sisters
That tends to be the case Unome
@Unome
yeah i guess
in 8th grade
[NerdyTotoro]
...
@Unome
35% of points from 2 events
at state
[NerdyTotoro]
potato starch is delicious
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@Unome
7th in both of those and we would have beaten Booth
&bernard
Did you know the molecular forumla for starch was determined by looking at a potato and examining its eye shape?
Person
...
&bernard
If you look at the folds around an eye of a potato, it has 6 folds
@Unome
*4th mistyped
...folds?
&bernard
Thus scientists hypothesized it had to involve a 6-carbon ring structure
@Unome
cool storry
@JohnRichardsim
Oh, we talking about bombs at competition?
&bernard
It turns out it's not actually a carbon ring, but rather a sulfur ring
@Unome
yeah
&bernard
Starch is a very odd carbohydrate
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@Unome
lol
[NerdyTotoro]
Everything can be a weapon...
You can drown someone in starch
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&bernard
one of my friends mentioned explosives while at the airport
I pushed him off the plane
I care about my safety
* neurology throws [NerdyTotoro]
JohnRichardsim
Like when the wind turbine just didn't turn at regionals last year...
[NerdyTotoro]
You can use bernard to squash someone
@Unome
yeah
[NerdyTotoro]
You can use neurology to kill their brain
&bernard
Nerdy that's not possible
JohnRichardsim
But we can get that win streak back in no time...
@Unome
XPD that year was flipping coins
&bernard
You can't use one vegetable to vegetable someone else
@Unome
so we got 16th
and we were 16 points off of first
&bernard
You have to youse one vegetal to froot someone else
@Unome
plus 11th in meteo didnt help
JohnRichardsim
woah meteorology
is that like the study oof meteors?
And how they interact with computers?
JasperKota
yes
&bernard
Usualyl with a mouse
Not the type that squeaks
Well maybe it squeaks if you haven't oiled the buttons
Or fed it some cheese
[NerdyTotoro]
Bernard, are you high on a form of drug?
&bernard
Is there a way to mute oneself?
I'm just too tired to make any sense
@Unome
yes
i remember studying meteors in 9th grade
&bernard
How to Unome
[NerdyTotoro]
7 minutes till deadline
@Unome
^
[NerdyTotoro]
Now 6
@Unome
hey people check out our fancy (semi)new team website! http://hoochscioly.weebly.com/
&bernard
I don't like it
@Unome
(actualyl all I did was mess with the formatting but whatever)
close enough
&bernard
I have 2 requests
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&bernard
Change it to UW pls
[NerdyTotoro]
It's A E S T H E T I C
Good job
@Unome
and?
&bernard
IT's beuatiful
I once lovedo railway
@Unome
yeah the text used to be a lot darker
&bernard
Raleway
Then I hated raleway
[NerdyTotoro]
ew the lower half isn't A E S T H E T I C enough
@Unome
oh i didn't choose that
&bernard
Becuase it was everywhere and doesn't look good for bodies of text, only headings
Now I'm kind of in love kind of hate it
I use it for UW's branding
I mean UW SO's
I don't get to control UW's branding...
@Unome
and yeah i can't get the feed to change style at all
yet
[NerdyTotoro]
Hey Unome did you win a national medal?
@Unome
yeah why?
&bernard
How much for it?
$2?
$200?
$20000?
@Unome
A decent competitor (pref junior or sophomore) plus shipping charges
[NerdyTotoro]
(hehe)
Glasses?
@Unome
?
&bernard
Unome Nerdy is stalking you
@Unome
oh
its not that hard
[NerdyTotoro]
...
GLASSES?
&bernard
PSA to all users: please don't stalk other users, reports will be investaged and bans may follow
@Unome
like you can look on my userpage and figure it out
[NerdyTotoro]
...
Oh good point
Thanks
@Unome
with a few news stories
np
lol
neurology
i told nerdy my name ONCE and she told EVERY SINGLE PERSON to come on IRC since
* [NerdyTotoro] is away
@Unome
yeah this is what happens