The Good Doctor

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel #312 & #313
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>be you
>be best physician in the american colonies
>just kidding youre a barely literate assistant to a mediocre "physician" that has gotten more people killed than the diseases they had
>make a deal with the devil to become the healer of your dreams
>in exchange for becoming his slave when you die
>live in fear of being called out as a witch from that day on
>die from dysentery decades later
>drop into hell at lucifers feet
>you are now the royal physician and the queen of hell is bearing child
>no pressure
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Oh, ye of little faith.
You really think Lucifer would settle with a piddly little colonial hackman?

No, no...

You are mistaken...

>After his death in 1976, Wolfgang Gerhart found himself in front of the Devil
>he was only surprised for a total of five seconds
>and even that was because he was back in his old uniform, his overcoat now a black Doctor's coat
>he liked this small adjustment
>without introduction, he was briefed in his task:
>he'll be sent back in time
>help deliver the child of the Devil
>and be this child's doctor until she reaches maturity
>but until then...

>...his immortal, damned soul belonged to Lucifer himself

>Josef smiled
>the birth was easy, though, he was told this would be Lilith's first child
>though, the way that word was said was rather telling
>and it was a beautiful baby girl - skin as white as snow without being sickly, rosy cheeks inherited from her father, and the lush, golden locks of both parents
>he had to chuckle - she was temptation incarnate, daughter of the Prince of Lies, the Lightbringer, and the Whore of Babylon, the Queen of the Succubi
>he couldn't tell if this was meant to be a mockery of his worldly ideals... Or a lesson from God himself
>in any case, Lilith was a pleasant woman, and little Charlotte grew up to be a gallant and headstrong, if sheltered maiden
>she even bid him a tearful "Goodbye, Dr. Joe!" as Lucifer incinerated his contract, nullifying it

>that was the last time Dr. Mangle saw his true name

Hauptsturmführer Josef Mengele, Doctor of Anthropology and Medicine

>in hindsight, he could've gone with "Dr. Weiss", but whatever
>Charlie always struggled with his last name, so Doctor Mangle he shall be!
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>piddly little colonial hackman?
Kek
>Anon goes to hell
>He manages to keep some of the skills he sold his soul for
>He becomes a street doctor
>Now you may ask why anyone would want one of those in hell?
>Regeneration takes a long fucking time.
>He gets paid to literally stitch people back together