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  1. Dhievienne Karylle Brillantes Marquez.
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  3. Who is she?
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  5. The most beautiful girl in all of Clayton. Duh. One look at her face would tell you that you freakin' idiot. She's also my GIRLFRIEND. MINE. Yes. MY girlfriend is the most beautiful girl in all of Clayton. Yes I make out with her everyday. Yes she's good at it. No you can't get her autograph. No she won't consider you as a potential boyfriend anytime soon. Better luck next time loser.
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  7. Oh yeah. She's also a really great dancer. She's so smooth with her moves (she danced and won Ms. Talented so suck on that idiot) and her facial expressions are the sexiest when she dances. When she dances she makes the whole room go OOOOOOOOhhhhh SHITTTTTT dAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN and then in the meanwhile I'm going *laughs smugly*... yes... that's ma muthafukin girl.... heh... heh... Oh and she's really good at teaching it too! She's the kinda girl who can help a sucka like me learn a difficult dance (cuz she's so good at it) and it makes her that much sexier (no you still can't have her autograph).
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  9. Also she really likes this dude named Whorewoo from this band called Sixteen Point Nine or some shit idk who that is fuck that guy. Grr..... I should be the only guy in her life. ANGRY FACE. Anyway.
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  11. Yah so her name is Dhievienne Karylle Brillantes Marquez and she's the fuckin' bomb~ You couldn't put a leash on this chick if you wanted to... cuz I put a leash on her 😎 heh heh heh. She's just the dopest human being like CHECK OUT THESE PHOTOS OF HER THEY'RE UNBELIEVABLE SHES SO HOT OMG Sorry yeah so she's my girlfriend and she's the best girlfriend ever (in all of Clayton) and you'd be hard pressed to find a girl as simultaneously sexy as she is cute.
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  13. Also she really doesn't like pickles for some reason... The fuck? I dunno what's wrong with her but whatever I guess that means more for me homedawg. I guess looking as good as she does she gets a free pass MMMMmmm LOOKIN like a SnakkkKkkk yeah, other than pickles she said she doesn't really like pizza too like she says it's overrated and that her sister can eat a whole pizza to herself but not her I fucks wit dat like that's me too like fuck pizza so overrated... Unless you're like me where I cook it and then it taste 💣💣💣💣💣 as FUUUUUUUUUCK.
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  15. She eats her steaks well done too like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A NOOB WAIT TILL SHE TASTES MY STEAK HAHAHAH IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN I GOT THAT RARE MEAT FOR HER TO NIBBLE ON HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJAHAHAJ EAT THAT STEAK BIT-
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  17. She really is the love of my life. She's so beautiful. I don't know what I'd do without her. She's helped me so much throughout difficult times. And I've been there for her share. And together we combine and form the Super Ninja Turtles and defend the world from unhappiness. We're meant for each other. I love her so much. I love Dhievienne. I love her to the moon and back. God damn.
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