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SplatSCP

Jun 8th, 2019
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  1. Item Description: Two plush figures of characters from the game Splatoon that appear to manifest bottles of Pepsi-brand soda when not observed. Soda has been shown to be non-anomalous.
  2. Date of Recovery: 08-12-2018
  3. Location of Recovery: On Ebay, selling for $24.99.
  4. Current Status: In Dr. ████’s office.
  5. Note: Cameras have been unable to observe either subject, as they seem to break inexplicably at the time.
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  7. Item Description: A cartridge of the Nintendo Switch game Splatoon 2. Any individual who plays it will be anomalously compelled to ignore or otherwise refuse to obey the command "This way!" from any source, including the game, during play.
  8. Date of Recovery: 8/9/2018
  9. Location of Recovery: A used video game retail store in S███████, California.
  10. Current Status: In storage.
  11. Note: This must be the version of the game all my teammates had. -Researcher ████
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  13. Item Description: A cartridge for the game Splatoon 2, for the Nintendo switch, that when used, the player will experience extreme tunnel vision.
  14. Date of Recovery: 01-17-2019
  15. Location of Recovery: At a GameStop store in ████, Maine
  16. Current Status: At Site-19 Breakroom.
  17. Note: This only happens in the multiplayer gamemodes. Single-player appears largely unaffected.
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