4chan Hazbin Hotel story: Lil'!Anons

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #272 & #285
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>Lil'!Stretch is the "drawing" kid, who always seems to be in a world of his own, prefers trains over cars, and can talk surprisingly eloquently (for his age) when interested in something - basically, the aspie kid, who generally gets along well with the others, but can give quite the wallop when angered (a bit like Ed from EE'n'E, but more outwardly intelligent), especially since he doesn't have a full grasp on his own abilities, and doesn't know his own strength
>Lil'!John is the "normal" kid, who's basically a tagalong in the others' misadventures, and is treated as the baby of the group
>Lil'!Chan is the "mouthy" kid who seems to possess an alarmingly lengthy vocabulary that, by all means, should be beyond his age and understanding, and is one of the main troublemakers of the group, but seems to play well on his own, having a large number of "imaginary friends"
>Lil'!Sting is Angel's favorite, a strong kid who rather uses his wit to get out of trouble and trick the others, but is generally well-meaning - he regularly sneaks in candies for the other kids for trading during lunch
>Lil'!Doc loves to play doctor, and is the only kid to know basic first aid, making him the medic among the children - he's Sir Pent's favorite
>Lil'!Noir is never not in his own, quasi-childish world of noir (just think of Calvin's "Tracer Bullet" persona, or "Problem Sleuth"), and always looks for a mystery to solve, being quite resourceful, and surprisingly fierce in a fight
>Lil'!Swinga' is the "choir" kid, the one who loves to sing, dance and just perform - thus, Molly's favorite -, but also generally tries to stay out of trouble, and is quick to gain cold feet if things go wrong
>Lil'!Zap is, of course, the "hyper" kid - talks a mile a minute, clutters like Hell, is hardly ever in one place, and a nightmare to keep occupied, not to mention not having little control over his own abilities

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>Lil'!Athanasius is the "chivalrous" kid, who's a bit slow, but very moral, and loves to play knight, having different girls as his muse for a day
>Lil'!Zagreus, on the other hand, is the "troublemaker", the one who always gets timeout, tries to sneak out of the daycare, and gets the others into trouble as well, and thus, isn't well-liked, though he can definitely play along - Charlie constantly keeps an eye on him to ensure he "plays nice"
>Lil'!Pockets is another favorite of Angel's, the shifty, sneaky kid who, like Sting, can sneak stuff into and out of the daycare, and like Zagreus, likes to cause trouble, though, never tries to get the others into it as well, and rather plays alone
>Lil'!Bronson is the "Vigilante" kid, always playing some sort of superhero or crimefighter, who, like Athanasius, has a strong sense of morality, but unlike Athan, isn't afraid of fighting dirty when necessary, and frequently spars with Zug
>Lil'!Keys is the "invisible" kid who tends to stay out of trouble, usually plays alone, and somehow manages to fly over everyone's radar, except when it's important to him that he's not left out (such as during field trips), and likes to play with the others, though he's often forgotten about
>Lil'!Mek is the "cyclist" kid, who everyone can tell will grow up to be an engineer of sorts - he loves fiddling and fixing with things (even with things he shouldn't, such as the fusebox), and is surprisingly strong
>Lil'!Crow is the "creepy" kid whom the others tend to avoid - he rarely plays along, and prefers to destroy toys rather than to play with them, and his drawings disturb the adults, while he espouses a rather strange view on the world
>Lil'!Postal is Bronson's "sidekick" (really, just an annoying smaller kid who tags along with him), who basically acts like a chihuahua - always trying to punch waaay above his weight, and having little respect towards authority figures

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>Lil'!Gospel is the "nice" kid who listens to their caretakers and attends religious education and tries to act as a peacemaker, while also being one of the strongest of the of the others, meaning he can enforce the peace
>Lil'!Funzie is the class clown, who always finds a way to make the others laugh and cheer them up, without necessarily breaking the rules, so he's well liked by the adults as well
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>Lil john is the one boy that girls say theyre going to marry when they grow up
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>Niffty teases him about marrying him when hes older
>She stopped doing it for fun when he turned 18
>Shes going to get the virgin dick one way or another
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>Lil gospel has a big temper
>But god damn are his tantrums bad
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>Lil'!Bratislav is the "tough kid", only third in the line of troublemakers, with quick temper, strong will, a love for grape juice (Kvass) and tea, and a surprising athleticism despite his stocky frame (he also sometimes wears a paper bag with expressive eye and mouth holes cut on it, like many a Russian anons would)
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Time for another repost!

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>>The anons but they're shotas
>>Post who finds the very very very young looking sinners and what happens like in the shota dust greentext
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>>Angel found sting
>>He found the "tyke" surrounded by drugged out sinners marked with sting marks
>>Stings mind was... Damaged? by his ordeals in life, mostly from the war
>>Stings behavior started to slowly revert to a more childish state
>>He sees angel as a older brother
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>>Stretch is found by Tom, working as a packman at a bar - he's too small yet to understand when he's being taken advantage of, and his Asperger's-like disorder also hinders his ability to pick up on social cues
>>Tom offers to take him off the hands of the barman, who agrees, provided Tom gives him a proper home
>>Stretch now lives with Tom
>>the two of them watch old movies and cartoons, build model train sets, and enjoy being together - the gasmask-clad man struggles to mentally accept his newfound fatherhood, but tries his best to be responsible, ensuring that the "alien kid" learns to at least read, so that he can buy him books for entertainment
>>he also buys him Meccano sets
>>eventually, Katie starts to visit their humble flat - Stretch flat-out tells her that he finds her "pretty, but scary"
>>Katie says she likes it that way - she also starts to visit more and more often
>>once, he accidentally calls her "mom"
>>that's it, Katie's sold - Tom and Stretch have to move in with her
>>and they do

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>Katie finds Chan on the street
>the mouthy kid amuses her, so she lets him come with, and mess about in the studio
>turns out the kid's surprisingly good with equipment, and just about anything he decides he's interested in
>still a bratty little shit
>end of the day, Katie's ready to leave, tells the kid to fuck off
>turns out, he has nowhere to go
>feeling a smear of empathy/parental worry, Killjoy takes him home
>Chan is both a blessing and a curse - he can easily replace anyone killed/taking a sick day, but he's the most annoying little tyke there is - and his "imaginary friends" seem to do as much harm as they do good
>Katie finds out Tom has a kid, too
>eventually, the two get together - Katie sells her penthouse, and Tom moves out from the studio flat
>they agree on a middle-sized apartment, close to the studio
>Chan and Stretch don't get along well, initially - Chan loves to tease him, and the Aspie kid can't seem to take a joke
>but when Chan's "friends" start to cause him migraines, Stretch immediately drops everything to look after him, and tells their "parents" that somethings wrong
>moving into the same apartment had warmed the two anchors up to each other - they formed a relationship in the background
>Katie especially loves to watch Tom play with the other two - while still just as mouthy, Chan seems to respect him for being a soldier, and he's better behaved when Stretch is around, as the taller kid seems to look up to her as well

>Zap joins the family by accident
>they initially think the two kids have made an imaginary friend after seeing the TV malfunction, only to realize that the little bolt of electricity is actually another kid
>it takes a while for Zap to finally become properly corporeal (without burning the carpet)
>while he proves to be a handful - being really hyper, and showing sings of ADHD -, he can still be kept inside a battery without fuss, and gets along well with the other two, as well as their adoptive parents
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>Gospel was found by Vaggie
>She found the alter boy bawling, clutching a bible to his chest
>Sinners were throwing trash and rocks at him, apparently members of any church in hell don't get treated well regardless of age or sex
>She chases the crowd off with her exterminator spear
>She comforts the boy and brings him to the Happy Hotel, the pipe dream that the girl of her (wet)dreams believes in
>Gospel and Charlie hit it off pretty well
>Him and angel?
>Who would have guessed a small child would be scared of a giant spider with sharp teeth
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>Gospel and Sting get along relatively well
>then, Vaggie and Angel find Bratislav - the little Russian was fighting off muggers and bums with his bare fists, and a slingshot
>it takes a while for him to trust the two, and it involves a little trickery to get him to come with them - Vaggie loudly tells Angel that she didn't have a slingshot when growing up, even though she would've needed it at times, and little Bratva comes along to show her how to use one
>the little kid speaks his broken English confidently, loves his grape juice (diet Kvass), and gets along well with Gospel
>not so much with Sting, initially, but the two eventually learn to get along, realizing they both like to cause trouble, every now and then
>while Sting sees Angel as his big brother, Bratislav believes that he, as Vaggie's "little brother", must teach the girl how to defend herself
>he also likes Charlie, but doesn't trust Alastor or Angel all that much, though, he warms up to Angel trough Sting, slightly
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>angel likes kids
>the kids dont like him
this kills the angel
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>Sting likes him.
>As would, I imagine, Swinga' and Pockets.
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>yeah but imagine angel meeting the first kid hes seen in hell just fir then to start crying
>the spider would be heart broken

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>Gospel was scared. Plus, he doesn't exactly look like a spider - he's mainly just tall, and you'd only see six limbs unless he's ready to battle.
>Stretch and Chan probably wouldn't be scared of him (Stretch would just be taken in by his appearance, and Chan would claim he'd seen weirder). The others are a hit and miss, but would eventually warm up to him.

>Speaking of which...
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>Doc is found hiding in Sir Pentious' workshop
>while he initially wants to throw him out, the old snake notices the kid's penchant for machinery, and - with the Egg Boi's begging him - decides to keep him around, and teach him how to become an engineer - and, in time, a proper gentleman as well (with the Egg Boi's teaching him basic first aid, and other, more pragmatic life skills)
>eventually, he's brought along into Sir Pent's conquest of Pentagram... Only for them to end up in a confrontation with Cherri Bomb, and see his adoptive caretaker get his tail handed to him
>thinking his rival is hiding something good, Cherri pushes him aside - only to find a bunch of cracked Egg Bois, huddling behind a panicky-looking Doc, who's shakily pointing a laser gun at her
>taken aback by this sudden development, Cherri lets her guard down, allowing the Victorian snake to recover, and have her captured
>while he initially plans on torturing and humiliating her for the repeated defeats at her hands, Doc talks him out of it
>Cherri is free to go, but the territory stays with Sir Pent
>the cyclops is fine with that - she has plenty more turf to work with...
>...but she couldn't help but worry for the kid
>even if Sir Pents responsible enough to take care of him, he shouldn't be alongside him, fighting in a turf war - like she did, when she was a kid
>after all, all it did was get her killed, sending her to Hell
>it is then when she hears about that new place the Princess had decided to open up - it was planned to be a hotel or some shit, but it seems like there was a change of plans
>it's now a daycare - and just as well, since Cherri had also found a tyke of her own
>a regular little firecracker who's always trying to sneak out with her guns, and is always trying to punch above his weight
>she loves the little brat, but she'd be lying if she said she was a good guardian - and, likewise, a turf war is no place for a kid
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>Helsa was the one who found Zagreus
>The little shit was running from a sinner he had pickpocketed
>He ran right into helsa and got knocked on his ass
>Helsa almost tore into the kid before she saw how closely he resembles Charlie and Lucifer
>She scared the sinner off and took zagreus under her wing of making charlies life hell
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Actually, considering Zug's Charlie's cousin (maybe), he's probably Samael's kid. If he ends up in Hell, uncle Sam would probably take him under his wing. However, considering Samael's job, and Hell's gatekeeper, he would probably look for a babysitter.
Enter Helsa, who first found the tyke, and grew to like his mischievous behavior (though she sees his tricks as "unrefined"), offering to babysit him for the fallen angel - and to raise him to be an utter nightmare for the Princess (while also growing rather fond of him in the process).