YuYuYui - Valentine's Day 2022 - 1H

Secret love at the edge of wishes - Hard - 1

[Hero Club room]

Yuz: Taking revenge for chocolate with chocolate, is a bit of a shock...

Fuy: Although, I understand very well why you all take caution now.

Mit: That's not true for everyone... We all have our varied personal reasons...

Fuy: Talking about personal reasons, Valentine's Day until now has always been zashinkentan for me.

Tam: Aah! The serious tongue! Of course Tama knows about this, but could you please say it in a way so that everyone can understand?(*1)

Fuy: As a child actor, I would receive a mountain of chocolate from my fans every February...

Fuy: My mother and the office president were worried about cavities or weight gain, so I never got to eat any.

Fuy: Of course I never ate any snacks on set for the same reason.

Fuy: The sadness was beyond description... What are your Valentine's Day memories, Yuzuki-kun?

Yuz: Nothing worthy of notice, either giving or receiving any.

Its: Eh, is that so? That's a surprise... I thought you were the popular type.

Yuz: Popular? Is that a thing among girls? You just give some to your friends, right?

Uta: That's not exactly true~, right? Wakaba.

Wak: Why are you waving at me...?

Uta: Aren't you the Valentine's killer? The only word to describe what happens every year would be "wow".

Sek: Now that you mention it, Nogii, what's your highest chocolate count?

Wak: Eh? I don't know... I don't go counting them...

Hin: It's 78.

Gin/Suz/Fuu: S-S-Seventy-height!?

Hin: +𝛼.

Chi: W-What is that...?

Hin: Presents offered alongside chocolate, or extras to try being more precise.

Fuy: That's impressive for someone who's not a celebrity! By the way, what are those extras?

Kir: D-Don't ask!

Fuy: Eh? Why is that?

Suz: Unless you like horror that much, you're better off staying away from this topic!

Hin: Ah, I wouldn't mind telling you. Every detail is recorded within this notebook.

SHI: Waah! Please get that pitch-black notebook out of our faces, I beck you, I stuttered, dammit!

Yuz/Fuy: ???

Aki: A-Anyway! Today is about having fun in the end, shouldn't you give yours sooner rather than later?

Fuy: You're right. Then, ahem!

Fuy: From what you've said, this first chocolate will be something for the ages, and I'm getting nervous but...

Fuy: Yuzuki-kun! Accept this glistening chocolate I bought with my most heartfelt feelings!

Yuz: Well, if you insist. Thanks.

Fuy: Eeh!? Is that really it!? Shouldn't it be more passionate or moving!?

Yuz: I don't know what you want, it's not like it's my first time eating chocolate.

Fuy: I know, but! No, I see... You're flustered, it has to be it!

Yuz: If that's what you've convinced yourself of. Aah, you were right. I am so very flustered.

Fuy: I knew it! I'm at a loss here! Aren't we good friends!? Ahahahaha!

Its: I-I'm not sure how to call this friendship...

Fuy: Moving on... For my second one, Hinata-san, please accept it!

Hin: Oh my, thank you. Why did you choose me?

Fuy: I thought that one of the two shouldn't be for a Hero, so I went with the other option which is Miko, and you were the first choice.

Suz: U-Unbelievable! Does a bearer of the Yuuna name have the knowledge needed to get on through the world!?

Kir: Ya gotta do that to survive the hardships of the show business world... Ye're a scary kid, Fucchan.

Fuy: Don't make it sound like bribery. It's a simple token of our future friendship.

Fuy: So anyway... Yuzuki-kun. Both my hands are free, you can go anytime.

Yuz: Ha?

Fuy: No, not "ha?". I'm declaring you can give it to me without feeling embarrassed.

Yuz: Aah, it was about chocolate. Then, uuh. Here... Mebuki.

Meb: Me?

Fuy: Whyyyyyyy...!?

Note 1: Zashinkentan: Endure the struggles of life for the sake of a better future. Shinken means serious.


Secret love at the edge of wishes - Hard - 2

[Hero Club room]

Meb: I didn't expect to receive anything from you, but thank you. Could I ask for the reason?

Yuz: You make yourself go through harsh training every day, right?

Yuz: I share the desire to have a more toned body, so I can relate to that.

Meb: I see. Would you like to train with me and the sentinels from now on to see what it's like?

Yuz: Okay, I appreciate it.

Suz: Wait... Did she say me and the sentinels...? Don't involve me in this and just do it with Mebu.

Kar: Hey, Yuzuki! I'm stoic, and I train every day, so why choose her!?

Kar: I'll help you strengthen your body, so don't hesitate to ask.

Yuz: Aah. I'm not much of a tsukkomi... and I don't like when it's too noisy.

Kar: Huh...!?

Meb: Did you hear that, Karin? I am calmer, quieter, and kinder than you. Yuzuki's judgment was right.

Suz/SHI: Calm, quiet, and kind~~?

Meb: What...?

Suz: NNN-Nothing chirp chirp!

Kar: Hm-Hmph! Yuzuki, you're gonna see how important tsukkomis are really soon and you'll regret it!

Tam: Oh? Anzu, where'd you go? Lily and Yuzuki are...

Anz: Hinata-san, uhm... I need to tell you something.

Hin: What is it?

Anz: Not here... Sorry, Tamacchi-senpai, I'll be back later.

Tam: That's weird... Haha~h, are they discussing a surprise? Anzu's such a maiden~!

Tak: Is that really it? She looked more tense than anything somehow... An-chan.

Son: We're back~♪

Gin: Ah, welcome back! Did you get the thing?

Sum: No, about this...

Fuu: Aah, looking at your face reminded me of the yearly you know what. Will this year be okay...

Sum: Ha? What are you talking about?

Chi: Aah, there's reason to be worried... about this yearly injury...

Aki/Yuz/Yos/Fuy: Injury!?

[1st Valentine's Day]

Yuu: How is it, Sumi-chan? Does it feel good?

Sum: Y-Yes... Afwa...ah.

[2nd Valentine's Day]

Tak: Eeh? Sumi-chan, if you're feeling stiff, I can give you a massage! Wa-cha!

Sum: Hafu...u!? Afwaah... I think... I've felt thish... somewhere before... Fwaah~...

[3rd Valentine's Day]

Aka: Waah, sorry, sorry! What kind of spot did I press?

Sum: What a beautiful field of flowers~♪ Chinyaah~~♪

[4th Valentine's Day]

Yuu: S-Sorry, my hand slipped!

Sum: Chinyah~♪

Wak/Mit/Its: Aah... The Yuuna divine fist.

Aki/Yuz/Yos/Fuy: Yuuna divine fist!?

Fuy: What is that about, Sumi-kun!?

Sum: D-Don't come near me!

Meb: The Yuuna divine fist is a mysterious... ultimate technique only those called Yuuna can use.

Fuu: That's an odd affair. At first, only our Yuuna could use it, but at some point the other Yuunas too...

Aka/Tak: How strange...

Aki: Are Lily-chan and Yuzuki-chan unknowingly able to use this technique...?

Yuz: This is dumb.

Fuy: That's right. You can't just master a magic-like technique all of a sudden, can you?

Kar: That's the logical conclusion. But this is one of seven Yuuna family mysteries called the innocent wickedness.

Aka/Tak: No one calls it that!

Sum: A-And I'll be fine! This year will be different, I will be fine, you can be sure!

Chi: Well yeah, if you're cautious, you should be. Hang in there, Washio-san...

Yos: (This year will be different... Koori-sama has used those same words. What meaning could they hold...)


Secret love at the edge of wishes - Hard - 3

[Hero Club room]

Tak: We're gonna check on the dorm's kitchen♪

Uta: Okaay. Have fun.

Yos: Fujimori-san. I have a question, do you know what could Koori-sama's "this year will be different" be referring to?

Mit: Koori-san? This year... Aah.

Yos: Has anything occurred to you? Pray tell me, if you don't mind!

Mit: Sure. It's just a hypothesis but... Every year, she fails to confess on Valentine's Day...

Yos: Haa!?

SON: Yeah, yeah. Chii-chan wants to tell Takashii she loves her, but somehow always misses the chance~.

Its: Somehow... Should you be saying somehow?

Tam: Chikage's so weird. Even if she doesn't say it, it's been so long already.

SON: Hm~, because of me unintentionally bothering, or some other chaos, it never had a satisfying conclusion...

SON: But after a 4 years failure streak, don't you think Takashii could be doing this on purpose~?

Fuu: Haa? Why would she need to do that?

SON: Not wanting to hear it clearly~, the subtle complexity of the maiden heart gets in the way, so...

Son: Just kidding♪ And avoiding it like that~.

Yos: She does not want to hear it clearly...?

Aya: She's saying "just kidding♪", on purpose and not because she doesn't know? But... that is...

Yos: You're implying Takashima-sama despises Koori-sama!

Suz: Eeh!? No, we didn't. No one went that far, right?

Yos: If you did not go that far, how far are we speaking then, Kagajou-sama!?

Suz: Eek, I'm scared! Shizuka-san, your turn!

Kir: Wooh!? Well, y'know? There's... lots of stuff?

Yos: What are you saying!? In the case of Takashima-sama alone, it should not be possible that it should be this complex!

Wak: H-Huh...? Should not be that it should??

Nat: Yoshika is surprisingly loud...

Kar: That's your complaint!?

Yos: Talking more broadly, is there a single living organism inhabiting this world, not excluding a single one!

Yos: Who would not wish to be loved by, or be confessed to by Koori-sama!?

Yos: If the faintest possibility that such an individual could exist were to be true...

Aki/Its/Mit: I-In this case...?

Yos: They would be criminal heretics... It is absolutely impossible for Takashima-sama... to be... this way.

Sek: T-There's fog coming out of Yoshika's head... Is it just a glasses illusion~... Haha... ha.

Kar: What's a glasses illusion!? By the way... This isn't fog, she's emitting actual steam!?

Yos: Takashima-sama is Koori-sama's closest friend, in other words, she should be the closest being from god...

Aki: Ha-Hanamoto-chan, take a deep breath! Relax, relax... Suu haa, suu haa!

Yos: To distrust would be... Suu... haa... Would... be... Ha... Suuuuu....

Fuu: Who put a kettle on the fire!? The water is boiling!

Gin: I-It's not water! Yoshika-san, Yoshika-san...!

SON/Son/Sum: Kyaaaaaaaaaah!! She explodeeeeeeeed!!

Fuy/Yuz/Tam/Suz: Waaaaaaaaah!

Yuz/Sum: Waaah!? / Kyaah!?

Meb: It's terrible! Yuzuki and Sumi-chan!

Fuu: What!? A Yuuna made contact with Sumi!? Everyone calm doooooooooooown!!

Yos: ...Ha. What have I...

Aya: A-Are you okay!? Sumi-chan!

Fuy: Pull yourself together, Yuzuki-kun!

Yuz/Sum: Owowowowow...

Yuz: Sorry, Sumi-chan. Are you okay?

Sum: Y-Yes. I was fortunate... And you, Yuzuki-san, are you doing fine?

Tam: ...Ha? Yuzuki touched her, but Sumi's still normal?

Uta: What about the chinya~♪ yearly custom?

Sum: I never called it a yearly custom!

Suz/Its/Mit: You did... several times.

Kar: A-A Yuuna divine fist missed!? T-That would be...!

Yuz: Listen... I already said there was no way I could do this. Sheesh.


Secret love at the edge of wishes - Hard - 4

[Hero Club room]

Wak: Forestization! Regain your focus, everyone, we're departing!

Fuu: Yuzuki, wait.

Yuz: Okay.

Fuu: As the Hero Club president, I believe you're the appropriate person for me to give chocolate to. Here.

Yuz: Right now? Well, I'll gratefully take it... Thanks.

Fuu: 5 Yuunas... If my intuition is correct, you have what it takes to become the Yuunas' leader...

Yuz: W-What's that about, suddenly?

Fuu: Listen to me... All the Yuunas until now, proven with Takashima and Akamine...

Fuu: As time and years go by, have become more laid-back because of Yuuki's influence over them...

Fuu: Which, as a result... Ah~, I won't say who, but it brought about the rampage of certain close people...

Fuu: Then I've suddenly been notified of an increase in production! But amongst this chaos was a single ray of light.

Yuz: Okay...

Fuu: A Yuuna without the Yuuna divine fist! You are the one Yuuna to set the other Yuunas on the right path!

Mit: Fu-Fuu-san... Um, are you all right?

Fuu: Can you deny it!? I'm not saying Yuuna is at fault, but because I'm overreacting to every side danger!

Fuu: Do you know how much weight I've lost and how many hairs turned gray!? You know it too!? Right!?

Kir: What a hard life that is, Fuu. I thought your weight loss and udon bingin' evened out.

Aya: You worked so hard... Fuu-senpai. Sob...

Fuu: Yes. Thank you, everyone. Let's watch over the Yuunas through hopeful eyes, from now on.

Mit: So anyway... That's nice, but... Shouldn't you be going to battle soon...

Yuz/Fuu: Ha! I'm going!

Mit: Haa... I thought that was the start of something... I'll be boiling tea in order to re-... Eeeeh!?

Aki: Uesato-chan!? What happened!?

Hin: Nothing at all...

Aki: T-That's not the face of someone who's got nothing happening...

Yos: <quiet>Not a creature hates Koori-sama, Koori-sama is god, and god is a superior being who is beloved by the fact of their existence, therefore Koori-sama as Koori-sama...

Aya: Yo-Yoshika-senpai? Yoshika-senpai!?

Hin: <quiet>If Anzu-san's report turns out to be correct, and Wakaba-chan is in danger, what should I do in order to avoid it...

Kir: Weeeeey! Over here too!? What's goin' on in here!?

[Jukai]

Sum: Message to the front line, stay on high alert! All our forces, focus assaults in direction of the front most line!!

Gin: W-What!? Was that Sumi?

Son: That's unusual~. It's Wasshi giving the instructions and not Wasshi-senpai this time...

Tam: Maybe she's in a good mood because she avoided chinyaeing this year?

Meb: What's chinyaeing. Well... I can see your point.

Sum: The rear guard shall not be distracted! Don't fall behind the advance guard's special assault!!

Tou: What fervent spirit, Sumi-chan. Such courage. On the contrary...

Anz: Haa~~......

Sek: Why have you been sighing the whole time...? Did something happen?

Anz: No... Not yet.

Suz: Yet!? Why yet? Is something going to happen!? What is it!?

Sum: Suzume-san! What is a shield doing in the rear-guard!? Return to the front-line and block every incoming enemy attack!

Suz: Every!?

Sum: Where are you, Miroku-san!? Urgently come back at the rear-guard. We need all the firepower we can!

Yum: Waaaaaah! I will be returning at once!

Uta: Maybe... Yuzuki-san's Yuuna divine fist has a different effect?

Chi: Is that even possible...?

Aka: Well, I don't think Sumi-chan is remarkably weird today. Right? Renchi.

Ren: ......Indeed.

Aka: Renchi?

Sum: Yuuna-san, Takashima-san, Akamine-san, Fuuyou-san, Yuzuki-san, do not come near the rear-guard!

Yuu/Tak/Aka: Eeh!?

Kar: Ah... maybe not. She's simply trying to avoid any careless contact with the Yuunas. She's taking it seriously, this year.

Suz: I've got a bad feeling about acting differently... To be continued in the fatal dark Valentine's Day's middle chirpter!

Its: It's middle chapter... What even is a middle chapter!?(*1)

Note 1: Part 2 of 3 parter events are called middle chapters