Undercover Brother 2 (2019)

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<i>In 2003, the BROTHERHOOD,
a secret spy agency,</i>

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<i>stopped The Man
and his racist organization</i>

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<i>from bringing down
black America.</i>

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<i>After blowing up The Man's headquarters
and sending him into hiding,</i>

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<i>I returned to the hood for some
hard-earned R and R. And R and B.</i>

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<i>That's me, Undercover Brother.</i>

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<i>Super fly, super spy
and proud agent of the BROTHERHOOD,</i>

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<i>forever ready to kick ass
in pursuit of social justice.</i>

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<i>- And, oh...</i>
- Welcome home, brother.

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<i>...other things. Oh, yes.</i>

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♪ <i>Undercover Brother</i> ♪

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♪ <i>There's a man
Got a low-down evil plan</i> ♪

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♪ <i>For keeping
The brothers down...</i> ♪

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<i>Yes, it was good to be back...</i>

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<i>and even better to be me.</i>

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Hey there, little man.

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Oh, uh...

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Oh!

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Thank you.

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Here.

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Undercover Brother.

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Bank's open.

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My man.

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♪ <i>On the case
Everywhere and anyplace</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Yeah, the BROTHERHOOD has got
Each other's back</i> ♪

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♪ <i>A smart brother knows
The facts</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Chief's got the deal</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Conspiracy brothers
Keeping it real</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Even Lionel gets
In the act</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Sistah Girl is fine</i> ♪

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♪ <i>She's got the moves
To prove it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Show ya how to do it...</i> ♪

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Say, brother, let's stop this.
I'm running late.

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I hear that, brother.
Speaking of brothers...

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have you seen my brother,
brother?

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You mean Lionel?
Yeah, he works for me now

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cutting bitches down on 116th.

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Say what?

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Oh geez... Yeah, he been cutting
bitches for six months now.

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Lady, Marsellus said
I gotta cut you

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and that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

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♪ <i>Marsellus said
I gotta cut...</i> ♪

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♪ <i>You, and that's</i> ♪

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♪ <i>What I'm gonna do</i> ♪

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Woo!

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Looking fly, lady.

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Oh yeah,
that's fresh right there.

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That... that's fly, right?

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♪ <i>Undercover Brother</i> ♪

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Dog grooming?

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You couldn't find a more
masculine job than dog grooming?

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Look, I tried, okay?

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But nobody would hire me because
of my stupid record.

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♪ <i>I'm the playa</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Oo
With the ladies</i> ♪

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♪ <i>You know they hate
To love me</i> ♪

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I mean, I thought Hammer pants was
really making a comeback. You was wrong.

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Lionel, you're a grown man now.

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You can't be spending your time
being a dog fluffer.

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Word.

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Yo. I was thinking
I could join you,

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crime fighting, kicking ass down
at the BROTHERHOOD! Hey, hey. Be cool.

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It's a secret organization.

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Plus, you have to have
a particular set of skills.

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Bro, bro.

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I got mad skills.
Check this out.

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Hey, hey, hey. I ain't talking
about that beatboxing.

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Okay, listen, I can kiss
a woman temporarily stupid.

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Uh-huh.
And I can go undercover just like you. Watch.

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Top of the morning to you. Do you read the
words that are coming out of my mouth?

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Stop that. Stop it.

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I'm talking about skills
that are more subtle.

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Dig me?
Yeah, yeah. Subtle. Yeah.

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It's about your style,
the way you carry yourself. Okay.

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You got to be cool.

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Man, you don't even know
what cool is.

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Watch this.
Ah, whatcha know 'bout this?

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Whatcha know 'bout this?

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I'm a... petal.
I'm a black puppet.

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Robot. Work it.

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See, man, that's cool, man,
that's super cool!

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That's what the agency needs!
Listen, I got this, bro.

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You know,
maybe some of this is my fault.

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Spending all them years abroad,
fighting evil.

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Maybe I neglected you.

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And after Mom and Dad passed...

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Mom and Dad
live in Palm Springs.

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You know what I mean.
No, I don't.

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Maybe it's time I trained you.

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Yo, word?

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♪ <i>Get down on it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Get down on it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Get down on it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Get down on it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Come on and
Get down on it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Get down on it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Get down on it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Get down on it</i> ♪

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I can't get it out.
It's not coming out.

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Y'all gonna leave me now?

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Let's get out of here and...

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♪ <i>Tell me
Now how you gonna do it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>If you really don't
Wanna dance</i> ♪

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♪ <i>By standing on the wall</i> ♪

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Get off me, sucka!

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♪ <i>Get down on it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Come on and
Get down on it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>If you really want it
Get down on it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>You gotta feel it
Get down on it</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Get down on it
Get down on it...</i> ♪

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Your fly.
Thank you, brother.

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No, your fly is open.

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Undercover Brother.

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Oh, hi, Chief.

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Yeah, Chief.

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I'm sorry, Chief.
Yeah, I got it, Chief.

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Bye, Chief.

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That was the Chief

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with a lead
on The Man's new hideout.

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Vienna, Austria.
Just as I suspected.

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Oh, word.

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Yo, man,
our first mission together.

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Yo, when do we leave?
Lionel...

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the BROTHERHOOD is on the frontline
on the fight for civil rights

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up against the world's greatest
forces of evil.

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This ain't no middle school
dance-off.

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<i>Yes, The Man.</i>

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<i>He was one cold mother.</i>

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<i>And like herpes,
he always came back.</i>

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Once we defeat the blacks...

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we'll go after
the other undesirables.

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Immigrants, feminists...

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homosexuals.

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Daddy!

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Daddy!
Oh, Manson.

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How many times have I told you not to
interrupt your father while he is scheming?

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Sorry. I just wanted to ask...

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What?
Ice dancing costume.

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Chiffon?

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Or taffeta?
I think they're both very nice.

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Thanks, Daddy!

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Oh, he's quite a boy.

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He's gonna make
a fine racist one day.

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Hmm... well, where was I?

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Uh, you were talking about going
after the homosexuals.

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Oh, yes.
They're worse than the blacks.

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Almost.

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Well, it's time for my massage

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<i>mit</i> happy ending.

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I will see you all later at dinner.
White tie, of course.

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<i>The Man was
masterminding his latest master plan,</i>

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<i>to spread evil everywhere,
which meant one thing.</i>

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<i>It was time for a
good old fashioned beat down,</i>

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<i>Undercover Brother style.</i>

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<i>Solid.</i>

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And after dinner,
a classic black and white movie.

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With the black turned off,
of course.

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Gentlemen, there's some hot chocolate there.
Help yourselves.

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Freeze, you suckers!

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Undercover Brother?

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How did you find me?
Wasn't hard.

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Vienna has everything the conquer-happy
white man loves the most.

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Skiing, mountain climbing,
those little tiny sausages.

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You're forgetting
the best thing of all.

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None of you people are here!

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Until now.

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<i>I had The
Man right where I wanted him.</i>

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<i>Until...</i>

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Make that a double!

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Goddamn it Lionel,
what the hell are you doing here?

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I'm here to help you.
That's what you call it?

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Yeah, this is helping.
Helping me? No, no!

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Your ass is supposed to back helping
at the hood. What did I tell you?

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What did...
Hold on.

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Is that hot chocolate I smell?

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It is hot chocolate I smell,
man.

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Mm-mm.

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People that's wrong.
That was white chocolate

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Wait, hold up.

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Is this your spot?

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Man, this is nice!

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The Man.
Mh-hmm?

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Allow me to introduce
my brother.

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Yes, yes, you're all brothers
from another mother...

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No, no, man, I'm talking about
the same uterus here.

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He's my actual brother.

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This is nasty...

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Surprise.

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<i>Everything was funked up.</i>

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<i>But a super fly,
super spy always comes prepared.</i>

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Hyah!
Oh!

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Now, can I get back
to saving the world?

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Kill them!

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Hyah!

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Take that, sucker!

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Oh!

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Lionel!

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Meeting adjourned.
Slow your roll, bro.

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Leave the catch phrases
to the professionals.

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We got a leg up on them suckers.

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Yeah.

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Let's get The Man.
Yeah.

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<i>The Man could run...</i>

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<i>but it looks like
he could hide even better.</i>

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Man, where'd he go?

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Split!

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Quick, hold your breath!

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<i>Sixteen long years passed.</i>

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<i>Black America was dealing
with some ups</i>

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<i>and some downs.</i>

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<i>It was up to the new agents of the
BROTHERHOOD to monitor it all.</i>

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Chief Honey?
Yes?

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On the screen.

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Street fights in Seattle,
unrest in Vermont.

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What is going on
with white people?

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See, it's times like this

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when we really miss
Undercover Brother the most.

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What's going on now?

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This just came in.
What?

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<i>Yes,
we'd been frozen all those years,</i>

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<i>like a couple of veal cutlets
forgotten in the back of the freezer.</i>

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I'm here for Undercover Brother.
How is he?

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Oh, <i>ja.</i>
Still in the coma, I am afraid.

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Could be, weeks, months...

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uh, seasons, fiscal quarters,
leap years.

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Okay.
Actually it is a miracle they both survive.

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Both?

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What's up, my man?

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Mm...

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Hello, mama.

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Yo, where am I?

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Schladming Hospital, Austria.

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You were buried
in the avalanche.

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Yo, what day is it?
February 9th.

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I was buried for an entire week?

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2019.

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An entire week and 16 years?

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<i>Ja,</i> it was only due to global
warming that we found you.

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Right on, global warming.

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Do you remember anything
that happened?

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Yeah, um, I was on a mission
with my brother.

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So Undercover Brother
is your brother?

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We were on the trails of The Man
and we had him captured.

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Yo...

245
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:22,527
where's my brother?

246
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,365
Why?

247
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:33,204
Gah!
At least the fro's still good.

248
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:34,906
Where's The Man?

249
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,708
Well, we believe he fled

250
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,077
and went back to America
after the avalanche.

251
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,979
Look...

252
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,581
you gotta let me
into the BROTHERHOOD, all right?

253
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,917
I gotta be the one
to avenge my brother.

254
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,253
What qualifications do you have?

255
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,389
I held up two years of karate as a
kid and I held up my own dance crew.

256
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,359
Not gonna work.
And I can kiss a woman temporarily stupid.

257
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,827
I would love to see you do that.

258
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,742
Oh, yeah.

259
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,745
Whoa...

260
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,347
Welcome to the BROTHERHOOD.

261
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,819
No, Snoop,
you can't borrow my car.

262
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,588
<i>Frãulein!</i>

263
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,790
<i>Frãulein...</i>

264
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,998
I will avenge you...

265
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,533
my brother.

266
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,838
Oh, no.

267
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,217
Oh, man. Barber shop?

268
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,420
I guess I could use
a little trim.

269
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,622
The usual.
Couldn't we all, my brother?

270
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,850
I love you, Oprah.

271
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,585
I love you, Madonna.

272
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,988
I love you, oh, Lord.

273
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,133
It's the water, I swear.
Okay.

274
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:45,069
I swear.
That's fine. Uh-huh.

275
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,072
You gonna leave me like this?

276
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:53,177
<i>Hey, how you doing?</i>

277
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,946
<i>You looking fine.</i>

278
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:57,048
<i>Welcome back.</i>

279
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,654
- Damn...
<i>- Some crazy-ass shit</i>

280
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,556
<i>was about to rain down</i>

281
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,625
<i>and I hope my bro
brought his umbrella.</i>

282
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:11,129
Damn. This is crazy.
Okay.

283
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,032
What?

284
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,234
Yo, you serious?

285
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,304
Undercover Brother's brother,
meet Harvard Brother.

286
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,643
<i>Tu mihi magna voluptas
est ad receperint.</i>

287
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:28,980
Meet Sarcastic Brother.

288
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,085
Biggie or Tupac?
Biggie!

289
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,521
Well... well, Pac.
I don't trust him, he work for the feds.

290
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:37,688
Get him outta here.

291
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,057
Huh?

292
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:40,892
This is Unattainable Sistah.

293
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,100
Don't even think about it.

294
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,941
And lastly,
meet Militant Brother.

295
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,853
Power to the people,

296
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,955
my brother in the revolution.

297
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,458
Um, can I rap to you for a second, Chief?
Yes, yes.

298
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,193
Have you noticed that
that's a white dude

299
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,861
and he heavily armed?

300
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,931
Militant Brother identifies
with being African-American.

301
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:23,434
Okay. And I identify as Denzel
Washington but that don't make it so.

302
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,470
You done?
A lot has happened since you were frozen.

303
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:28,739
Did you know America twice elected a
black man, Barack Obama, president?

304
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,409
Next thing you gonna tell me Michael
Jackson's the vice president,

305
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:34,579
Prince is secretary of state and Whitney
Houston's his first lady, right?

306
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:40,184
Uh, no. Actually, Michael,
Whitney, and Prince are all...

307
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,720
dead.

308
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:44,822
What?

309
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,825
Are all dead.

310
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,494
So, you mean to tell me
that the president

311
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:52,463
of the United States of America

312
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,632
is a black dude
named Barack Obama?

313
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,001
Sadly, that time has passed.

314
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,836
The current president
is Donald Trump.

315
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:02,373
Y'all messing with me, right?
Okay, enough. Enough.

316
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:08,146
Covert operations show a plot underway
to subvert American democracy.

317
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,914
The Man.

318
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,750
We don't know. Haven't heard
from him in two years.

319
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,520
You are one of the few
that has seen his face,

320
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,722
so we're counting on you
to help us find him.

321
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:21,526
This phone is equipped with text
encryption and a secure line.

322
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,594
This is a phone? This is dope!

323
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:24,695
Yo, what about Tetris?

324
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,599
Man, gonna catch an eye jammy.
Okay.

325
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,934
Go sell your bean pies.

326
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,903
Thank you.

327
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,340
Listen, you will be notified
within 24 hours of your mission.

328
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,276
Until then, lay low.

329
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,877
Avoid all attention.

330
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,546
Avoid all attention.

331
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,715
I got this, Chief, a'ight?

332
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,052
'Cause I'm going undercover.

333
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,821
Ah! 'Bout to save my brother.
Ah, ah.

334
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,957
Going undercover, ah, ah.

335
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,027
'Bout to save my brother.
Oh, yeah.

336
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,196
Really?

337
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,463
Great hire, Chief.

338
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,731
I know.

339
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,101
Everybody back to work!

340
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,009
<i>Lionel returned
to the hood, only to discover</i>

341
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,712
<i>much had changed
in the last 16 years.</i>

342
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:19,383
<i>He was a stranger
in an even stranger land.</i>

343
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,719
What happened to the hood?

344
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,588
<i>Gone were the brothers
and sisters</i>

345
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,991
<i>and a lame-ass coffee house
called Resistance Brews</i>

346
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,894
<i>stood in the place
of the funk-alicious Club Hood.</i>

347
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,167
<i>Replaced by millennials,
post-millennials,</i>

348
00:20:36,169 --> 00:20:38,603
<i>and worst of all, hipsters.</i>

349
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,076
Something funny?

350
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,111
No, no offense, non-brother,

351
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:51,349
but I ain't never seen no clothes like
this before and what's up with the hairdo?

352
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:54,018
Listen,
I'ma need a moment okay?

353
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,354
I'ma need a moment,
I'ma need a moment.

354
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,125
Nope, I'ma still need more time.

355
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,395
Hey, man, let me
ask you something.

356
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,630
What you feeding that thing?

357
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,698
Whatever, dude.

358
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:13,204
Mmm, I see the hood
may have gone

359
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,906
but they still got
a few brick houses up in here!

360
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,275
Mmm!

361
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:20,044
What did you say?
Oh, nothing, I was just talking...

362
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,480
You were just objectifying
a woman based on her looks.

363
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,715
While equating her
with a piece of property?

364
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,651
I don't know what
y'all two talking about.

365
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,220
Oh, you didn't mean to diminish
her self-worth and intellect?

366
00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:33,090
By suggesting she was something you could just
buy, move into and renovate to your liking?

367
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:37,828
I didn't say nothing like that... So she fits
your cisnormative criteria of beauty is that it?

368
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:41,666
As if all women were just put on
display for your personal oppression.

369
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:43,668
Your personal oppression.

370
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,936
Oh, mama.

371
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:49,240
And now you impose the exploitative
role of childbearer on her?

372
00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:52,643
Yes, why "Oh, mama," and not
"Oh, industrial engineer,"

373
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:55,313
or "Oh, president of the United States"?
You are a pig.

374
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,615
Wait, wait, wait.
Why is it okay to call me... Uh-uh!

375
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,950
Don't mansplain to us.

376
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,752
Is that all we are to you?

377
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,121
Pieces of meat to be lectured?

378
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,490
Just 'cause we choose
to wear short shorts...

379
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:10,895
And occasionally shake
our asses like this.

380
00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,863
Mmm...
Look at him.

381
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,499
Slack-jawed as if
we were nothing more than

382
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:19,937
incredibly hot, sex objects here
for his mind-blowing pleasure.

383
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,939
I swear, I mean no disrespect.

384
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:23,374
Then why are you still staring?

385
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:24,942
I can't seem to move my head!

386
00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:27,778
Make 'em stop! Make 'em stop!

387
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,715
I'm just glad
there's somebody here

388
00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:33,217
to capture
your soul-crushing sexism.

389
00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,618
Soul-crushing.

390
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,855
Mm, mm, mm.
Disgusting sexist pig.

391
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:41,525
Eight million views on YouTube.

392
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,962
Chief, for the 800th time
I am incredibly sorry.

393
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,564
Stop.
Look, guys,

394
00:22:46,566 --> 00:22:48,899
you have to believe me,
all right? I was set up!

395
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:54,171
Right. Someone just set up an intricate spy
operation just to show that you a perv.

396
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:56,674
Hey man, look.
I ain't no perv, a'ight?

397
00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,342
I just like looking
at fine booty.

398
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,224
I feel you, my brother.
Respect. Hmm?

399
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,914
Don't do that. Look, guys,

400
00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:06,350
when did everybody
get all sensitive anyway?

401
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:08,519
And what is that supposed
to mean?

402
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:13,257
Listen, reports of similar incidents
are up 600% in Caucasian communities.

403
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:15,826
Chief, if most of these
incidents involve whites

404
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,362
why is the BROTHERHOOD
getting involved?

405
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:21,932
Experience has shown that whatever
happens to our white brethren

406
00:23:22,235 --> 00:23:24,068
something worse is gonna happen
to us.

407
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:27,405
Plus, we always will be blamed
in the long run.

408
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,447
It's like you're speaking
to my heart right now.

409
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,610
Wait, hold on.

410
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,845
There was an unverified...

411
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:38,282
sighting of The Man
at a local redneck bar.

412
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:42,553
What would he be doing there? What would The
Man be doing at a country and western bar?

413
00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,955
I don't know, trying to have
sex with his sister?

414
00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:47,792
Let's go there and kill his ass!

415
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,360
Count me in, brother!

416
00:23:49,362 --> 00:23:50,928
Locked and loaded!
Chill!

417
00:23:51,264 --> 00:23:52,863
Calm down.
Should we make contact?

418
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,365
I'll make contact, all right.

419
00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,200
He is the only one of us

420
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:58,102
who's seen The Man in person,
Chief.

421
00:23:58,404 --> 00:23:59,637
Mh-hmm.
He's got a point.

422
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:00,871
Fine.

423
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:05,709
Once you confirm that
that is The Man, you withdraw

424
00:24:05,711 --> 00:24:07,711
and we will take it from there.

425
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:11,649
Correct?
Watch your dumb ass.

426
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,051
What he said.

427
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:16,554
Everybody, out of my office,
please. Now.

428
00:24:16,556 --> 00:24:18,622
Especially you. Goodbye.

429
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,899
How big was that ass, though?
Bye.

430
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:26,397
Comm-watch. Gives you instant access
to all BROTHERHOOD intelligence.

431
00:24:26,766 --> 00:24:28,632
Cool. Hey yo,

432
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,714
can it make me smarter?
Hell, no.

433
00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:33,671
You will also need a combination
camera and microphone.

434
00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:36,273
I've engineered
a few options here.

435
00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:39,109
Yo, wait, wait. This is a camera
and a microphone? Sure is, brother.

436
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:40,711
Tight. Hey, wait, wait.

437
00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:45,182
What about these?
Yep, those are, too. Now, listen up.

438
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,117
Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
What about this?

439
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,519
That's a tape dispenser.

440
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:51,455
What about... It's just a damn
pencil sharpener! Put it down!

441
00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:53,057
Those are
all desk-related items.

442
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:56,026
The tech stuff is right here
in the middle. Okay?

443
00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:59,296
You got the magnetic spy cam,
you got the Bluetooth,

444
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:01,265
the Kiss-Me-I'm-Irish
lapel pin...

445
00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,548
What about this right here?
Put that down!

446
00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:12,142
You all right?

447
00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:14,945
I think I'm just gonna take
the pen and the watch and just...

448
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:17,014
Ah! Get...

449
00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:21,952
I won't let you down, brother.

450
00:25:22,321 --> 00:25:24,455
<i>Well, I sure as hell hope not.</i>

451
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:28,025
Not bad. Captures my inner funk.

452
00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:30,995
Undercover Brother!
Man, you back?

453
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,897
Well, not exactly.

454
00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:37,301
Damn!

455
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:39,803
Dream on, brother.

456
00:25:39,805 --> 00:25:41,539
'Cause this ain't
never happening.

457
00:25:42,008 --> 00:25:44,675
Oh I knew it, man. You dead.
You a ghost, ain't you?

458
00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:47,778
No, man, I'm not a ghost.
I'm still in a coma in Austria.

459
00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:51,815
Wait, then how the hell did she just walk...
Look, just go with it, okay?

460
00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:53,217
Okay. All right.
All right?

461
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:56,086
Think of me as your own personal
Obi-Wan Kenobi, you dig?

462
00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:58,923
But he was a ghost too, when he appeared.
Remember when we watched it?

463
00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:01,892
It was Yoda and all them... Damn it, Lionel.
Shut up and listen, will you?

464
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:05,563
Look. I came to tell you,
you can do this.

465
00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:07,398
I believe in you.

466
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,466
Yo, you really think so?

467
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,536
Yeah. Man, thanks, bro.
But, like...

468
00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:15,272
honestly, man, I don't even know
where to start.

469
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:18,542
Think of junk in the trunk.

470
00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:20,244
You mean Unattainable Sistah's
booty?

471
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:23,180
No, man, I'm talking about
the trunk on my Cadillac, not...

472
00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:26,483
Even though she does have
some packing for the smacking.

473
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:29,920
Look, man, get your head out of
the gutter and get on this. Okay.

474
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,189
All right? Cadillac trunk.
All right.

475
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,425
Dig it?
Trunk. Cadillac. Dig it.

476
00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,031
Bro?

477
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,767
Hey, what's up, man?
What's going on? Brotherhood.

478
00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,107
<i>My beloved Cadillac.</i>

479
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,710
<i>Me and her had some sweet rides.</i>

480
00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:56,347
<i>Man, if those white walls
could talk.</i>

481
00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,316
Got you.

482
00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:02,519
Sweet.

483
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:24,875
♪ <i>Slow ride</i> ♪

484
00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,079
♪ <i>Take it easy</i> ♪

485
00:27:31,283 --> 00:27:33,250
♪ <i>Slow ride</i> ♪

486
00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:37,388
♪ <i>Take it easy</i> ♪

487
00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,091
♪ <i>Slow ride</i> ♪

488
00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,195
♪ <i>Take it easy</i> ♪

489
00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:49,700
♪ <i>Slow ride</i> ♪

490
00:27:51,604 --> 00:27:53,537
♪ <i>Take it easy...</i> ♪

491
00:27:53,806 --> 00:27:55,406
Testing, testing.

492
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,110
That's a cool disguise.

493
00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:02,553
If you wanna look like
a zombie Wyatt Earp.

494
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,029
Beer, partner.

495
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,267
Thank you.
Bring me another.

496
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:26,537
You've had enough, old geezer.

497
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:31,642
Not enough to take crap from an
inbred mick bar jockey like you.

498
00:28:31,644 --> 00:28:33,811
I said bring me another.

499
00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,146
Kill him!

500
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:38,048
Kill him!

501
00:28:40,352 --> 00:28:42,820
Sheesh.

502
00:28:42,822 --> 00:28:45,342
I could shoot the screen if you want.
No.

503
00:28:45,658 --> 00:28:46,957
I said get out.

504
00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:49,460
We don't serve assholes
like you.

505
00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:51,595
What, you just hire them?

506
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,464
That's it!

507
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,266
It's from Undercover Brother's
brother.

508
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,470
"Gurk eep gak"?

509
00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:01,205
Is that a text abbreviation?

510
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:03,006
That I don't already know?

511
00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:04,508
Are you f'ing k'ing me?

512
00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:06,577
An encryption code?

513
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,179
That's a butt text!

514
00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:10,781
I send 'em all the time.

515
00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:15,652
The Chief told me to withdraw.

516
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,289
But I'm gonna stay
and watch this.

517
00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:26,930
Come on!

518
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,700
- Cheers.
<i>- Uno, dos, tres.</i>

519
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:33,837
Mazel tov.

520
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,347
Damn.

521
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,549
Help!

522
00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:47,985
My teeth!

523
00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,256
Mm-kay.
Oh, I got you. Hey!

524
00:29:52,258 --> 00:29:53,824
Don't you think
he had enough?

525
00:29:53,826 --> 00:29:55,893
Why don't you mind
your own business, partner?

526
00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:58,228
Before we kick the cow shit out
of you next.

527
00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:02,399
Okay, that's funny. Okay.

528
00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:07,971
Get funky, eh.

529
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:10,174
Too funky for myself, uh.

530
00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,378
Hey, hey!

531
00:30:17,683 --> 00:30:19,650
You good? Come on, let's go.

532
00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:21,852
My teeth.
Your teeth?

533
00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:24,221
Okay. Let's roll,
my white brother.

534
00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:27,524
Thanks for saving me, cowboy.

535
00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:28,992
Don't mention it.

536
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:31,361
It would have been nice
if you had stepped in

537
00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:33,330
before they busted all my ribs.

538
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,333
Well I thought you boys were
just jostling around.

539
00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:38,602
You know how us white guys do.

540
00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:42,840
Oh, the... The hovel?

541
00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:45,209
Oh, okay, yeah.

542
00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:50,214
God, smells like...

543
00:30:50,683 --> 00:30:52,015
Very interesting.

544
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:54,117
Brenda! I'm home!
Brenda?

545
00:30:54,119 --> 00:30:57,187
Jesus. Nice to meet you, Brenda.

546
00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:03,460
That's my clean pair.

547
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:06,730
Nice, uh... nice hovel.
It's very...

548
00:31:06,732 --> 00:31:07,998
very roomy.

549
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,067
Yeah, I try. I try.

550
00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:16,173
You know, not to brag, but I was once
the head of a secret organization

551
00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:18,141
that ran the world.

552
00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:21,712
I was known as "The Man."

553
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:25,916
Now I've heard rumors,

554
00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:28,518
but I didn't know
you actually existed.

555
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,187
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah? Yeah?

556
00:31:30,189 --> 00:31:32,522
Oh, yeah. Yeah!
Oh, yeah? Oh-ho.

557
00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:34,858
I was at my peak.
Yeah, I'd even...

558
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:38,662
I'd even defeated
my arch nemesis.

559
00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:40,364
Undercover Brother.

560
00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:44,034
Yeah,
I saw that black bastard

561
00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:48,071
and his even blacker brother
buried under a mountain

562
00:31:48,908 --> 00:31:52,276
of lily-white snow.

563
00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,281
Shut up!

564
00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:01,351
My downfall started
with the elec...

565
00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:03,720
the election of President Obama.
Right.

566
00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:07,891
The whole country...
it changed overnight.

567
00:32:07,893 --> 00:32:11,495
And sexual harassment
wasn't even allowed anymore!

568
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:16,700
Our plot to control
the darkly-hued

569
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:22,339
by planting mind control drugs
in fried chicken failed.

570
00:32:22,641 --> 00:32:27,044
But I have an even more
sophisticated plan.

571
00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:30,147
Mind control through...

572
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:33,784
menthol cigarettes
and orange soda! Ha!

573
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,587
It was my greatest plan.

574
00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:40,857
But my son, he had other plans.

575
00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,832
Greetings, all.

576
00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:52,069
Manson,
how many times have I told you

577
00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:54,638
you cannot interrupt your father
when he's working?

578
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,574
Oh, it's no longer your work,
Daddy.

579
00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:01,578
I'm terminated?

580
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:04,781
This is my secret racist
organization.

581
00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:07,351
Not since you incorporated
for tax purposes.

582
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:08,986
But I control the most shares!

583
00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:11,488
Not since Mommy gave me
her proxy.

584
00:33:11,957 --> 00:33:13,623
I should never have divorced
that woman.

585
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:17,694
I should have had that
screeching harpy killed instead!

586
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:20,263
How could you do this
to your own father?

587
00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:22,933
You only care about
what divides us

588
00:33:22,935 --> 00:33:27,170
when all that really matters is the
inevitable progressive arc of history.

589
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:32,042
My own organization became "diversity this,"
"multi-culturalism that."

590
00:33:32,044 --> 00:33:35,679
Oh, dear God, the boy's gone
full commie.

591
00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:37,414
Oh, I'm sorry, son.

592
00:33:38,017 --> 00:33:39,783
Just shoot him.
Will you shoot him?

593
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,118
All right, with pleasure.

594
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:44,821
Okay, uh...

595
00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,723
All right,
I get that I'm gonna die

596
00:33:46,725 --> 00:33:49,559
but can my executioner
at least be white?

597
00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,656
Just feel a little more
comfortable with that.

598
00:33:53,032 --> 00:33:57,167
Whoa, no offense,
but my killer should be a man.

599
00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:59,236
You know, death is
humiliating enough

600
00:33:59,238 --> 00:34:02,506
without it coming at the hands
of <i>une femme.</i>

601
00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:04,374
Let this be my second
to last request.

602
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,810
You take the fun
out of everything.

603
00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:10,480
If all you're going to do is complain,
I won't even have you killed.

604
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:11,882
Wait, I...
Just go!

605
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:14,418
Go, Daddy! Go!

606
00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:19,156
My own son.

607
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:22,559
A scheming,
treacherous backstabber.

608
00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:25,996
At least you're not gay.

609
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,099
It's a damn shame.

610
00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:32,602
But that doesn't explain
how you became

611
00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:37,107
such a urine-soaked, doll-humping,
scab-infested asshole.

612
00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:40,410
Thanks for noticing.
You're a very compassionate man.

613
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:43,447
What's Manson
and the organization up to now?

614
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,615
I dunno, something about

615
00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:49,953
creating a virus that will trigger
the collapse of Western civilization

616
00:34:49,955 --> 00:34:54,391
and lead to my son's ascension
as leader of the unfree world.

617
00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:56,226
I don't know,
we don't really talk anymore.

618
00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:58,728
Yeah, you want another shot,
man?

619
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:01,031
Oh, no, I'm fine, honestly,
but uh...

620
00:35:01,033 --> 00:35:03,967
you're definitely gonna need it.

621
00:35:03,969 --> 00:35:07,003
Because I have
a surprise for you!

622
00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:12,275
<i>Solid.</i>

623
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,477
A negro!

624
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:15,278
Yo, that's it? A negro?

625
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,446
Don't you recognize me?

626
00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,914
Oh, you all look alike to me.

627
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:19,316
I'm Undercover Brother's
brother.

628
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:21,084
Oh, that's impossible!
I saw you both die.

629
00:35:21,086 --> 00:35:22,185
Well, you saw wrong.

630
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,489
Oh...

631
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:28,058
And I told you my life story.

632
00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:32,162
You see? This is why
I don't trust ni...

633
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,931
Reflex.

634
00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:37,834
It's been an hour since he sent
that unreadable text.

635
00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:39,136
Send me in, Chief!

636
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,805
I'll get in there thick
as the oppression we experience

637
00:35:41,807 --> 00:35:43,640
as African-Americans every day.

638
00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:45,408
No! Let me see that phone.

639
00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:51,081
Burn, baby, burn.

640
00:35:56,088 --> 00:35:58,755
Any last words?

641
00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:03,293
Ugh. Chief, this is not
a good time right now!

642
00:36:03,295 --> 00:36:05,762
You sent us a text,
and we couldn't even read it.

643
00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:08,865
I've been trying to tell y'all my
thumbs are too big for the keypad.

644
00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,934
You know what they say about
men with big thumbs.

645
00:36:10,936 --> 00:36:13,837
<i>Look, I already captured The Man
and I interrogated him.</i>

646
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:17,007
- What?
- Mh-hmm. And he also told me that his son, Manson,

647
00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:20,544
has taken over the organization and using
some virus to end Western civilization.

648
00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:24,281
- Did you say the end of Western civilization?<i>
- Yes.</i>

649
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,185
Okay.
This is what you need to do.

650
00:36:28,187 --> 00:36:32,322
Boy, you need to find that virus and
you need to get The Man to help you.

651
00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:34,558
Well, he's not entirely
cooperative right now.

652
00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:36,059
Figure it out.

653
00:36:37,129 --> 00:36:38,428
Get up, The Man.

654
00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:41,097
What's going on?
We're going to catch a virus.

655
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,632
Hookers.

656
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,534
Not that type of virus.

657
00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:48,305
Look, you gonna help me
find your son, Manson,

658
00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:51,007
and figure out what he's planning
to do to end Western civilization.

659
00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:53,310
Oh, that. Why would I help you?

660
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:56,079
Because it's the right thing to do!
You gotta do better than that.

661
00:36:56,081 --> 00:36:58,181
Okay, how about take revenge
on your son's betrayal

662
00:36:58,183 --> 00:37:01,585
and me not using your skull as
a personal porta potty. Sold.

663
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:06,790
<i>Back in Austria,
I was just coming out of my coma.</i>

664
00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:08,992
<i>Certain parts of me waking up
before others,</i>

665
00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:11,962
<i>thanks to one
fine looking</i> frãulein.

666
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:14,264
- Oh.
<i>- Mm, mm, mm.</i>

667
00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:19,202
<i>While at home,
Lionel was forced to team up with The Man</i>

668
00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:21,438
<i>to uncover Manson's evil scheme.</i>

669
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,407
This is it.
Our secret weapons lab.

670
00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:30,347
Whoa... Damn it.

671
00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:32,382
Man, we're too late.

672
00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:35,852
Your son is already using his
new fronts for his operations.

673
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:37,420
Oh, I have missed this place.

674
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:40,190
You know, we were
the first evil organization

675
00:37:40,192 --> 00:37:42,726
to have our own bioweapons lab.

676
00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:46,129
The demented jackals that raised
you must have been so proud.

677
00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:47,864
Oh yes, they were. They were.

678
00:37:51,536 --> 00:37:53,637
"Woke"?
Woke.

679
00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:57,040
That is the most dangerous drug.

680
00:37:57,042 --> 00:38:00,343
It changes you.
Really? Show me.

681
00:38:01,246 --> 00:38:03,213
You expect me to take that?
It could kill me.

682
00:38:03,215 --> 00:38:04,748
Then you'll save me the trouble.

683
00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,016
Now, take it.

684
00:38:09,121 --> 00:38:12,289
Not gonna... Give it to me.

685
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:19,029
You good?
How do you feel?

686
00:38:21,233 --> 00:38:23,166
I'm feeling good.

687
00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:24,334
Oh...

688
00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:26,803
Oh, I'm starting to care.

689
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:30,740
About hoop earrings,
cultural appropriation,

690
00:38:30,742 --> 00:38:32,776
endangered sea turtles.

691
00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:34,244
Oh...

692
00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:39,516
Now I can sense that my hatred
for black people is diminishing.

693
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:43,453
Come on, let me give you a big hug!
Hell, no.

694
00:38:43,455 --> 00:38:44,821
Yeah.
Don't touch me.

695
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:46,923
Black lives matter!

696
00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,858
Black lives matter!

697
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,994
Hands up, don't shoot!
What the hell?

698
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,563
Dang, Woke really works.

699
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,267
Attica! Attica! Attica!

700
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,402
Yo, I'm gonna have to take me
a shot of this.

701
00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:10,780
♪ <i>Down by the riverside</i> ♪

702
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:13,950
<i>Flying high on Woke,</i>

703
00:39:13,952 --> 00:39:16,186
<i>Lionel and The Man booked
a penthouse suite</i>

704
00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:18,054
<i>at the finest hotel in town.</i>

705
00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:20,490
<i>Lionel using
his Brotherhood expense account,</i>

706
00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:22,792
<i>which is how
the two were tracked down.</i>

707
00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:26,563
I feel it.
Looking fly, my man.

708
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:28,431
Back at ya, my ni...

709
00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:31,868
Reflex.

710
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,574
Get down! Get down.

711
00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:40,343
Get down, get down.

712
00:39:40,345 --> 00:39:44,047
Stop it. Stop. Stop it.

713
00:39:44,049 --> 00:39:47,484
Undercover Brother's brother,
we've been searching for you for days.

714
00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:48,885
Tell me, what's going on?

715
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:50,587
Girl, nothing much.

716
00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:53,156
Just chilling with my man,
The Man, over here.

717
00:39:53,158 --> 00:39:55,392
Oh, your man, The Man.

718
00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:59,429
This white supremacist that has
held down your people for decades?

719
00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:01,898
Oh, you are too kind.

720
00:40:04,336 --> 00:40:06,569
Help me, I'm drowning...
I got you, I got you

721
00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:08,738
...in a sea of chocolate.
I'll save you, I got you!

722
00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:13,576
Are you high?
Me?

723
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,111
Him?
High?

724
00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:16,212
High?
Nuh-uh.

725
00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:19,449
Yeah.
Baby, I'm woke.

726
00:40:19,451 --> 00:40:21,451
Woke!
That's right.

727
00:40:21,453 --> 00:40:23,286
Yeah. He's woke.

728
00:40:23,288 --> 00:40:27,490
Here, try it
and you'll understand.

729
00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:29,426
Drink.

730
00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:32,562
Drink it. Drink it.

731
00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:35,465
Swallow it, swallow it,
swallow it.

732
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:39,769
♪ <i>I'm gonna lay down
My burdens</i> ♪

733
00:40:40,105 --> 00:40:42,272
♪ <i>Down by the riverside</i> ♪

734
00:40:42,274 --> 00:40:44,474
♪ <i>Down by
Down by the riverside</i> ♪

735
00:40:44,476 --> 00:40:47,143
♪ <i>Down by
Down by the riverside</i> ♪

736
00:40:47,145 --> 00:40:50,213
♪ <i>I'm gonna lay down
My burdens</i> ♪

737
00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:52,315
♪ <i>Down by the riverside</i> ♪

738
00:40:52,317 --> 00:40:56,619
♪ <i>To study war no more</i> ♪

739
00:40:56,621 --> 00:41:00,790
Yeah! Shake that racist,
white moneymaker.

740
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:01,991
Get low, get low.

741
00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:04,060
Hey, I don't get it, man.

742
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:07,430
What's so bad about a virus that
make everybody woke, anyway?

743
00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:10,133
Well, it's what comes
afterwards.

744
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:12,502
<i>Yes, while those on Woke</i>

745
00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:14,404
<i>started out bighearted
and caring...</i>

746
00:41:14,406 --> 00:41:17,474
I feel your
heteronormative tone...

747
00:41:17,476 --> 00:41:22,078
<i>They soon turn petty,
hyper-sensitive and ultra-judgmental.</i>

748
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,781
I feel that
your virulent feminism...

749
00:41:24,783 --> 00:41:28,017
<i>Spending their time arguing
about insignificant bullshit.</i>

750
00:41:28,019 --> 00:41:29,385
...oppressing men of color.

751
00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:33,690
Hey! Get a room! Get a room!

752
00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:39,929
Get a room! Get a room!

753
00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:41,431
Yo...

754
00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:44,907
Oh, man, my head hurts.
How long have we been arguing?

755
00:41:45,437 --> 00:41:46,736
Three days.

756
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:49,539
And that was just
after one dose.

757
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,876
Oh, oh wait.

758
00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:54,344
Excuse me, it's...

759
00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:57,313
Yo, Brenda!

760
00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:02,051
Where you at?

761
00:42:02,053 --> 00:42:03,853
One dose of Woke is like being

762
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:07,056
socially conscious times 1000,

763
00:42:07,359 --> 00:42:11,928
turning normal liberalism
into ultra-hyper-sensitivity.

764
00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:14,063
But what's in it for Manson?

765
00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:26,142
Mmm... Woke is wack.

766
00:42:32,517 --> 00:42:36,252
You gotta drink it,
if you wanna think it!

767
00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:40,089
Pour one out for Whitney.

768
00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:44,060
We have nothing to lose
but our minds!

769
00:42:44,563 --> 00:42:48,898
"White King Kong ain't got shit
on me!"

770
00:42:53,204 --> 00:42:54,804
Come on guys,
that's <i>Training Day.</i>

771
00:42:57,609 --> 00:42:59,242
Manson.

772
00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:05,915
I'll call the drywall guy.

773
00:43:07,886 --> 00:43:09,752
I have some news.

774
00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:13,456
Not bad news, is it?
I really can't handle bad news right now.

775
00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:16,192
Hmm... Yeah, well.

776
00:43:17,696 --> 00:43:19,195
Daddy?
Yeah.

777
00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:20,263
With a black man?

778
00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:21,631
That's impossible.

779
00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:23,466
I know. He is so racist.

780
00:43:24,035 --> 00:43:26,436
It may mean the BROTHERHOOD
is on our trail.

781
00:43:27,472 --> 00:43:30,073
What is wrong with those people?

782
00:43:30,075 --> 00:43:33,543
I don't know. Why can't they just
trust me to know what's best for them?

783
00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:35,945
You know what?

784
00:43:36,214 --> 00:43:37,347
Everybody out!

785
00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:41,250
Party's over!
I need some me time! Me! Me!

786
00:43:41,252 --> 00:43:43,286
<i>Manson was behind it all.</i>

787
00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:46,422
Being amazing is so lonely.

788
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:48,992
<i>Running a nationwide Woke
distribution system.</i>

789
00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:50,660
Teach me to love again.

790
00:43:50,662 --> 00:43:54,030
<i>And now the fool was strung out
on Woke himself.</i>

791
00:43:54,933 --> 00:43:59,969
The next step is figuring out where
Manson is manufacturing the Woke.

792
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:02,472
Undercover Brother's brother,

793
00:44:02,474 --> 00:44:05,341
this could mean the end
of America as we know it.

794
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:08,478
Look.
Whenever I'm feeling lost,

795
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,747
I always think
to myself WWUBDMF.

796
00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:13,316
What's that?
What Would Undercover Brother Do, Mutha...

797
00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:15,618
Shut your mouth.
I'm talking about Undercover Brother.

798
00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:18,287
Oh. I can dig it.
Dig that, yeah.

799
00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:21,591
Listen, great work with
the interrogation of The Man.

800
00:44:21,926 --> 00:44:23,726
Thanks.
Brought us right to his son.

801
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:26,896
I think your brother would be
very proud of you.

802
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,948
You asked...
Jesus!

803
00:44:46,718 --> 00:44:48,518
...what would Undercover Brother
do?

804
00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:52,121
I'd launch
a full-scale investigation...

805
00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,323
on them titties.

806
00:44:54,325 --> 00:44:57,004
Boy, please, she would never go
for a guy like me. No, now. No.

807
00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,795
Now, you listen to me.

808
00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:00,563
You right, you right.

809
00:45:00,565 --> 00:45:02,365
I ask you,

810
00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,302
where is the brotherhood? What're you
talking about? It's eight blocks south...

811
00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:09,338
I'm not talking about the BROTHERHOOD.
I'm talking about the brotherhood.

812
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:10,907
Huh?
Sense of community,

813
00:45:10,909 --> 00:45:13,042
fighting
in this thing together.

814
00:45:14,512 --> 00:45:16,979
Back in the day,
we didn't have much,

815
00:45:16,981 --> 00:45:18,648
but we did have
each other's backs.

816
00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:22,485
Dude, I don't know what to tell you, man.
The world's more divided now.

817
00:45:22,487 --> 00:45:25,521
Which is why we need to pull
together now more than ever.

818
00:45:25,523 --> 00:45:28,224
I mean, do you got any advice
on finding Manson?

819
00:45:29,994 --> 00:45:31,761
Follow the money.

820
00:45:32,664 --> 00:45:34,664
But, what does that mean,
"follow the money"?

821
00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:36,399
Can you give me more...
Hell if I know.

822
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:37,767
Saw it in a movie one time.

823
00:45:37,769 --> 00:45:39,836
What movie?
What are you talking about?

824
00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:41,704
I think it was <i>Deep Throat.
Deep Throat?</i>

825
00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:44,006
Dude, this is not helping me
at all! You're not helping.

826
00:45:44,008 --> 00:45:45,675
Well, fine.
Don't follow the money, then.

827
00:45:45,677 --> 00:45:47,677
I don't give a rat's ass.

828
00:45:47,679 --> 00:45:50,480
Damn, can't even get a little
brotherhood from my own little brother.

829
00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:53,216
I'm out.
That's it?

830
00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:55,985
That's all the advice I get?

831
00:45:56,554 --> 00:45:58,588
We've checked every lead.

832
00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:01,390
Manson and his crew
are completely off the grid.

833
00:46:01,392 --> 00:46:02,492
Suggestions.

834
00:46:04,729 --> 00:46:06,129
Got that one hitter quitter.

835
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:10,266
Come on, Chief!

836
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,268
You're stopping me
from being great!

837
00:46:13,138 --> 00:46:14,504
<i>Voila!</i>

838
00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,674
What?
<i>Voila.</i>

839
00:46:19,577 --> 00:46:22,578
In French it translates to "there it is,"
but here its colloquial meaning...

840
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:24,046
We know what <i>"voila"</i> means!

841
00:46:24,048 --> 00:46:26,382
She's asking
what are you voila-ing about?

842
00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:30,319
Oh. I've completed a spectral
analysis of the Woke sample.

843
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,989
One of the elements
I isolated...

844
00:46:32,991 --> 00:46:34,757
is highly unusual.

845
00:46:34,759 --> 00:46:36,659
<i>Migale stercore.</i>

846
00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:38,394
In English.

847
00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,429
Ferret shit.

848
00:46:40,431 --> 00:46:41,831
Damn!
Damn, brother.

849
00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,466
That's disgusting.

850
00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:45,134
But that explains your breath.

851
00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,270
So, I drank ferret shit?

852
00:46:47,272 --> 00:46:49,672
Hashtag gross.

853
00:46:49,674 --> 00:46:51,641
Okay, look, y'all need
to calm down, all right?

854
00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:56,145
What we do know is, whoever's
cooking Woke has a pet ferret.

855
00:46:56,614 --> 00:46:57,880
Nice.

856
00:46:58,850 --> 00:47:01,818
Oh, come on, Brenda,
don't do me like that.

857
00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:05,132
Albino wino, we need to talk.
Whoa!

858
00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:07,857
Can't a man and his woman have
a little privacy?

859
00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:11,327
When you were running the lab,
did anybody have a pet ferret? Pet ferret?

860
00:47:11,329 --> 00:47:14,030
There was a lab tech named
Clifford Wayne.

861
00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:16,199
I think he did have
a pet ferret.

862
00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:17,600
Why do you a...

863
00:47:18,870 --> 00:47:21,070
What? A threesome?

864
00:47:21,673 --> 00:47:23,005
With him?

865
00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:26,175
You disgust me.

866
00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:39,288
We're here for our pickup.

867
00:47:40,558 --> 00:47:41,757
Mister Bun.

868
00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:57,273
Manson's lab.

869
00:47:58,810 --> 00:48:01,244
I shouldn't be here.
I'm not a kill guy, I'm a get killed guy.

870
00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:04,313
No, you'll be fine. Guaranteed.

871
00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:06,515
Hey, hold on, hold on.
I think something's going down.

872
00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:09,719
<i>I gotta tell ya,
I am excited to get my hands on your package.</i>

873
00:48:09,721 --> 00:48:12,188
<i>Let me pull it out for you.</i>

874
00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:16,058
<i>I love the sound of that. Oh, boy,
that is much larger than I anticipated.</i>

875
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:18,194
Maybe I should get
a closer look.

876
00:48:18,196 --> 00:48:19,528
No, no, we good, we good.

877
00:48:19,530 --> 00:48:21,597
Time to shoot?
Quiet!

878
00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:24,033
Oh, damn, my Bluetooth.

879
00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:26,502
Ah, damn!

880
00:48:26,504 --> 00:48:28,184
Oh, shoot!
Finally!

881
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,640
Yippee-ki-yay, mother suckers!

882
00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:35,278
This is not your baby!

883
00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:40,683
They're shooting!

884
00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:43,085
They're scattering! Shoot 'em!

885
00:48:45,556 --> 00:48:46,822
Cover me.

886
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:57,366
Harvard Brother?

887
00:48:57,368 --> 00:48:58,701
Don't talk to me, I'm dead.

888
00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:00,536
Reload!

889
00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:05,408
Oh, crap!

890
00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:10,112
- My eyes!
- What is this?

891
00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:11,614
Emotional tear gas.

892
00:49:11,616 --> 00:49:13,783
It breaks down a person's...

893
00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:16,819
defense mechanisms.

894
00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:22,992
I use sarcasm to hide the negative
things I think about you all.

895
00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:24,927
I'm sorry I whispered
so harshly.

896
00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:27,964
It's just that this is a vital
mission and all y'all f'ed it up.

897
00:49:27,966 --> 00:49:29,265
Group hug?

898
00:49:29,267 --> 00:49:30,633
I'm gonna keep my gun on

899
00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:32,535
'cause I don't trust
none of you mother...

900
00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:35,137
You so fine,
I just wanna give it to you.

901
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,839
Come give it to me.
I'ma give it to you!

902
00:49:36,841 --> 00:49:39,342
I'ma give it to you!
Pressure points. Rub my nipple.

903
00:49:39,344 --> 00:49:42,678
Rub my nipple, rub my nipple.
Yeah, yeah.

904
00:49:47,018 --> 00:49:48,784
They should've been back by now.

905
00:49:50,822 --> 00:49:52,521
I hate waiting!

906
00:49:56,627 --> 00:50:00,029
Oops! Sorry.

907
00:50:00,465 --> 00:50:02,431
Though I gotta say,
I do feel better.

908
00:50:02,433 --> 00:50:04,100
Weird how that is, isn't it?

909
00:50:04,102 --> 00:50:08,904
I guess I could find a hobby
like yoga or origami, but...

910
00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:11,907
why mess with something
that's working?

911
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,943
Finally!

912
00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:20,216
I cannot emphasize enough how much that
hat is not working for me right now.

913
00:50:20,218 --> 00:50:23,819
What? I like it. I thought it looked
militant like the Black Panthers.

914
00:50:23,821 --> 00:50:25,788
You look like
a French child molester.

915
00:50:26,991 --> 00:50:28,858
Now, tell me about the Woke!

916
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:31,927
Well, I'll tell you,
but you have to promise not to overreact.

917
00:50:32,563 --> 00:50:35,131
<i>Moi?</i> Overreact?

918
00:50:35,867 --> 00:50:37,366
You think I overreact?

919
00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,802
Oh, God!

920
00:50:39,804 --> 00:50:41,237
- Antonio!
- Oh!

921
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,739
Yeah, that was a...

922
00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:45,307
a bit of an overreaction,
yes, sir.

923
00:50:45,309 --> 00:50:46,709
That was an accident.

924
00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,577
Besides,
nobody liked that guy anyway.

925
00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:50,846
Straw poll, he was annoying,
am I right?

926
00:50:50,848 --> 00:50:53,349
Don't encourage him.
See, they agree with me.

927
00:50:53,351 --> 00:50:55,584
What are you do...

928
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:57,653
Oh, well.

929
00:50:58,156 --> 00:51:00,656
Okay. That one was on me.

930
00:51:00,658 --> 00:51:04,160
But you know what they say, sometimes to make
an omelet, you have to shoot a few eggs.

931
00:51:04,162 --> 00:51:06,162
Nobody says that.
Anyway, tell me what happened.

932
00:51:06,164 --> 00:51:08,831
We went to pick up the Woke,
but the BROTHERHOOD was already there.

933
00:51:08,833 --> 00:51:11,333
The freaking BROTHERHOOD. Yeah.
The freaking BROTHERHOOD?

934
00:51:11,335 --> 00:51:13,502
How is that possible?
Who messed up?

935
00:51:13,504 --> 00:51:15,304
Don't shoot!

936
00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:21,110
So, you failed to get the Woke?

937
00:51:21,112 --> 00:51:24,613
Yeah. Yeah, and they killed
Clifford, our supplier.

938
00:51:24,615 --> 00:51:27,917
He got killed in the crossfire. He's a
nice guy, we should send his wife a card.

939
00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:29,479
He was killed?
Yeah.

940
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,088
How is that possi... holy crap!

941
00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:35,191
This is worse than I imagined!

942
00:51:37,962 --> 00:51:40,129
But, but, but we can fix it!
We can fix it!

943
00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:42,765
We have a crew member with
connections to a Russian supplier,

944
00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:45,234
that makes an even stronger
strain of Woke.

945
00:51:45,236 --> 00:51:47,036
Stronger?
Yes, sir.

946
00:51:47,038 --> 00:51:50,039
You mean, like, super Woke.

947
00:51:50,041 --> 00:51:51,841
They call it Woke As Fuck.

948
00:51:52,110 --> 00:51:53,375
That's what's up.

949
00:51:55,113 --> 00:51:56,712
Okay, Manson...

950
00:51:57,548 --> 00:51:59,415
hold it together.

951
00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:01,584
Switching to Woke AF could be
the perfect move.

952
00:52:01,586 --> 00:52:05,321
Look at the vial half full,
not half empty.

953
00:52:05,323 --> 00:52:09,058
Oh, I'm still so angry
right now, I just...

954
00:52:09,060 --> 00:52:13,162
Hey, maybe...
I have to just let off a little bit of steam.

955
00:52:13,164 --> 00:52:15,631
Oh, God! Oh!

956
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:19,802
Shit.

957
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,039
Poof.

958
00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:26,475
Let's set up that meeting
with that Russian supplier.

959
00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:28,878
Who's the crew member
with the connections?

960
00:52:32,617 --> 00:52:35,551
Toby. Toby?
I'm gonna need you to wake up.

961
00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:39,588
I'm very sorry for what I did!
Please don't leave us, Toby!

962
00:52:39,590 --> 00:52:42,925
Who was the connection, Toby?
Was it Putin?

963
00:53:02,113 --> 00:53:03,379
Why'd you smack yourself?

964
00:53:04,015 --> 00:53:06,382
Just trying to make sure
this is really happening.

965
00:53:06,951 --> 00:53:08,217
Oh, this is really happening.

966
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:12,021
Why? Uh-huh.
I don't know.

967
00:53:13,658 --> 00:53:15,291
Kiss me stupid.

968
00:53:28,806 --> 00:53:30,372
Awkward.

969
00:53:31,642 --> 00:53:35,644
Look. We all said things
we regret.

970
00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:38,747
I have intimacy issues.

971
00:53:39,483 --> 00:53:42,251
But what's important is that
we move on together.

972
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:43,786
I concur completely!

973
00:53:44,155 --> 00:53:45,854
Well, then it must be all right.

974
00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:48,657
If Mister "I'm Better Than
Everyone Else" concurs.

975
00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:51,894
I act as if I'm no better than
the rest of you

976
00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:53,829
when I know for a fact...

977
00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:56,298
that I am.

978
00:53:56,601 --> 00:53:58,400
Back off, black
wanna-but-never-will-be.

979
00:53:58,402 --> 00:53:59,835
Join a step team.

980
00:53:59,837 --> 00:54:02,905
I don't step.
Obvious.

981
00:54:02,907 --> 00:54:05,074
You don't step! You're white!

982
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:07,009
Take it back!
I can't take it back.

983
00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:09,745
Sit down, I got it.
What you mean, sit down?

984
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:12,181
Why are you getting up in there?
Why are you getting up in...

985
00:54:12,183 --> 00:54:14,383
Unattainable Sistah,
you ain't that unattainable.

986
00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:18,020
At Harvard! Why're you wearing a
bow tie and you're not Muslim?

987
00:54:18,022 --> 00:54:20,623
Hashtag you can't,
hashtag you won't,

988
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:22,424
hashtag you wish!
Hashtag you want this!

989
00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:25,694
I met Al Sharpton at the airport
in Milwaukee when he was fat.

990
00:54:25,696 --> 00:54:27,196
You can't talk to me like that!

991
00:54:27,198 --> 00:54:29,965
I went to the BLM March,
by myself, twice!

992
00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:33,035
- Hashtag hell, no!
- Excuse me!

993
00:54:33,037 --> 00:54:34,637
Excuse me.

994
00:54:36,307 --> 00:54:39,408
Sorry I'm late,
I was held up doing some things.

995
00:54:39,410 --> 00:54:41,977
Yeah, me too,
but something completely different.

996
00:54:41,979 --> 00:54:43,412
Nothing related to...

997
00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:45,981
So, last night was a disaster.

998
00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:48,717
But we still managed to screw up
Manson's supply chain.

999
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:52,388
That ain't the only thing got
screwed last night, now is it?

1000
00:54:52,390 --> 00:54:56,158
He's right. We also
blew our chances to arrest Manson's crew.

1001
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,961
Something else got blown
last night too, now didn't it?

1002
00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:01,497
The situation's getting worse.

1003
00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:04,967
Reports of liberal on liberal
violence continue to pour in.

1004
00:55:04,969 --> 00:55:07,136
Minneapolis. Marina del Rey.

1005
00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:09,004
Wait. I've seen this map before.

1006
00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:10,806
Yeah, it's called
the United States.

1007
00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:12,908
No, fool, I'm talking about
the same points

1008
00:55:12,910 --> 00:55:14,677
on this map, I've seen before.

1009
00:55:14,679 --> 00:55:17,646
Yo, can you pull up that viral
video of me and them two girls?

1010
00:55:18,149 --> 00:55:20,449
All right, there it is.
Yeah. Pull out,

1011
00:55:20,451 --> 00:55:23,519
and tighten on this area
right here. That's it!

1012
00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:26,889
The violent outbreaks match the
locations of the Resistance Brews.

1013
00:55:27,158 --> 00:55:31,694
Which means it must be a front for
Manson to use to distribute the Woke.

1014
00:55:32,129 --> 00:55:37,599
We need direct evidence linking Manson
and the Resistance Brews to the Woke.

1015
00:55:37,601 --> 00:55:40,069
Send me inside. Undercover.

1016
00:55:40,338 --> 00:55:43,105
Seem like she already sent
you inside

1017
00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:45,507
under some covers,
now didn't she?

1018
00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:49,378
Shut up, man, please.

1019
00:55:53,617 --> 00:55:55,718
Look, last night was a mistake

1020
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:57,653
and we're in
a make or break case

1021
00:55:57,655 --> 00:55:59,822
and we can't put
our personal feelings ahead of...

1022
00:55:59,824 --> 00:56:01,290
Yes, I completely agree.

1023
00:56:03,294 --> 00:56:05,394
I told you all
they was doing it!

1024
00:56:05,396 --> 00:56:07,629
I feel like I'm watching
<i>Stella Got Her Groove Back 2.</i>

1025
00:56:07,631 --> 00:56:09,365
Yeah. But I hate sequels.

1026
00:56:09,367 --> 00:56:11,633
I guess she likes big thumbs,
too.

1027
00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:15,304
Becoming a hipster
should not be taken lightly.

1028
00:56:15,306 --> 00:56:18,407
I've seen way too many make
the change and never come back.

1029
00:56:21,679 --> 00:56:23,445
I don't care. I'm ready.

1030
00:56:23,748 --> 00:56:25,981
Make me a hipster.
Fine.

1031
00:56:25,983 --> 00:56:28,884
But may God have mercy
on my soul.

1032
00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:30,586
Hipster conversion test
number one.

1033
00:56:30,588 --> 00:56:32,354
Steak or shamburger?

1034
00:56:32,356 --> 00:56:34,823
Steak? Man, don't mind if I do.

1035
00:56:34,825 --> 00:56:37,393
Son of a bitch, man!

1036
00:56:37,395 --> 00:56:39,261
What was that for?
Wrong choice.

1037
00:56:39,263 --> 00:56:41,930
Hipsters love animals too much
to eat them.

1038
00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:44,166
Next question.
Would you like some greens?

1039
00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:46,568
What? Collard greens.
Would you like some?

1040
00:56:47,238 --> 00:56:50,239
Greens are considered ghetto,
so, my answer's no?

1041
00:56:52,076 --> 00:56:55,244
Failed. Collard greens
have become a hipster staple.

1042
00:56:55,246 --> 00:56:57,813
Right along with kale.
What the hell is kale?

1043
00:56:59,383 --> 00:57:01,383
Thanks for asking.

1044
00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:05,120
Next up. Aretha Franklin or...
All right, I'ma stop you right there.

1045
00:57:05,122 --> 00:57:07,122
Okay? 'Cause that's a trick
question, all right?

1046
00:57:07,124 --> 00:57:09,458
Ain't nobody gonna choose crap
over the Queen of Soul.

1047
00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:13,362
Becoming a hipster's
not about quality.

1048
00:57:13,364 --> 00:57:15,597
It's about irony.
Oh, yeah?

1049
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:17,399
Well, I got some irony
for your ass.

1050
00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:22,805
I hoped it wouldn't come
to this,

1051
00:57:22,807 --> 00:57:24,873
but you left me no choice.

1052
00:57:25,443 --> 00:57:29,244
Oh, God! Oh, God!

1053
00:57:29,246 --> 00:57:30,646
What is this?

1054
00:57:30,648 --> 00:57:34,550
<i>La La Land.</i>
Complete, undiluted hipster-ism.

1055
00:57:34,552 --> 00:57:36,618
Make it stop! Make it stop!

1056
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:40,556
Hipster overload!
Be strong, brother!

1057
00:57:40,558 --> 00:57:42,024
Be strong!

1058
00:57:43,394 --> 00:57:45,060
Awesome.

1059
00:57:45,429 --> 00:57:48,897
<i>So,
Lionel went undercover at Resistance Brews</i>

1060
00:57:48,899 --> 00:57:52,000
<i>to expose the link
between Manson and the Woke.</i>

1061
00:57:52,470 --> 00:57:56,305
<i>Damn, I can't believe they
shut down Club Hood for this.</i>

1062
00:57:56,307 --> 00:57:59,241
<i>How much Maroon 5
can one man take?</i>

1063
00:58:01,412 --> 00:58:04,980
Um, wow. Awesome customer loyalty.

1064
00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:08,517
Yeah, it's like once people try
our brew they become addicted.

1065
00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:12,521
Yeah, I heard this place uses fair trade coffee
so it's kind of like a way of giving back.

1066
00:58:12,523 --> 00:58:14,256
Totally.
Yeah.

1067
00:58:14,258 --> 00:58:16,925
Totally. Awesome.

1068
00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:20,996
You gonna order or what?

1069
00:58:20,998 --> 00:58:23,499
Yeah, I'll have a latte.
Okay.

1070
00:58:23,501 --> 00:58:24,766
That'll be $28.

1071
00:58:24,768 --> 00:58:26,869
Hey, man, $28
for some damn coffee?

1072
00:58:28,973 --> 00:58:34,843
Unless, you don't think the labors of the
indigenous peoples of Antigua are worth it.

1073
00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:38,280
'Course not,
I don't think that at all.

1074
00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:40,349
What was your name?

1075
00:58:40,351 --> 00:58:41,750
Phoenix.

1076
00:58:42,653 --> 00:58:44,987
<i>As Lionel's training continued,</i>

1077
00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:46,755
<i>I was in a fight of my own.</i>

1078
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:54,263
Oh, yeah.

1079
00:58:55,466 --> 00:58:56,932
Oh, yeah, baby.

1080
00:58:57,134 --> 00:58:58,200
Oh, yeah.

1081
00:58:58,202 --> 00:58:59,801
Hey.

1082
00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:02,871
I just moved my arm.

1083
00:59:03,474 --> 00:59:04,873
I just moved my a...

1084
00:59:05,376 --> 00:59:07,109
And I'm talking.

1085
00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:11,046
I'm talking about talking which I
could not do before but now I can.

1086
00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:15,317
Oh.
Hey, Doc.

1087
00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:16,818
Your nurse just cured me!

1088
00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:19,555
You sack of shit!
That's my wife!

1089
00:59:19,557 --> 00:59:20,923
I'm sorry, Doc.

1090
00:59:20,925 --> 00:59:22,958
Your wife just cured
my paralysis.

1091
00:59:23,827 --> 00:59:26,562
Hey. Be cool, Jack.

1092
00:59:26,564 --> 00:59:29,498
I am going to teach you a lesson

1093
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:32,167
you will not soon forget,
you ni...

1094
00:59:34,204 --> 00:59:36,905
Reflex. Later, sucker.

1095
00:59:37,675 --> 00:59:38,941
Call me, baby.

1096
00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:40,275
Penis.

1097
00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:43,111
I've got a latte for Penis.

1098
00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:46,281
Is there a Penis in the house?

1099
00:59:46,617 --> 00:59:48,717
Penis! Your...

1100
00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:51,486
It's not Penis, it's Phoenix.

1101
00:59:52,056 --> 00:59:53,422
Mh-hmm.

1102
01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:05,801
Annoying Ho.

1103
01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:08,103
I have one for the Annoying Ho.

1104
01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,805
It is Anita Jo.

1105
01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:11,773
That outfit, I don't even know.

1106
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:14,076
Give me this.
Go. Annoying Ho.

1107
01:00:14,078 --> 01:00:15,811
Anita Jo. Whatever it is.

1108
01:00:17,581 --> 01:00:19,147
Yeah, I know!
Really?

1109
01:00:26,624 --> 01:00:29,658
Sorry, dude.
Watch where you're going, idiot.

1110
01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:41,970
<i>Manson's headquarters
entrance located.</i>

1111
01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:48,210
"Hidden camera planted."

1112
01:01:14,705 --> 01:01:16,238
Nasty.

1113
01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:20,475
There you are.

1114
01:01:20,477 --> 01:01:21,777
Oh, God.

1115
01:01:21,779 --> 01:01:24,846
I want an update on the Woke AF,
ASAP!

1116
01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:26,782
I'm picking up the shipment
at midnight.

1117
01:01:26,784 --> 01:01:30,819
And then bring a case to me.
I gotta get Woke, you know, AF!

1118
01:01:30,821 --> 01:01:32,854
Gotta! Gotta! Gotta!

1119
01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:35,223
Gotta! Gotta! Gotta!

1120
01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:37,626
It's all over my pants.
Oh! My mistake.

1121
01:01:37,628 --> 01:01:41,563
Hey, hey, I'll see you tonight
with the Woke AF!

1122
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,566
Hey.
Hey.

1123
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,240
Sixteen...

1124
01:01:52,843 --> 01:01:54,509
nine,

1125
01:01:54,511 --> 01:01:57,179
forty-two...
Should've written it down, brother.

1126
01:01:57,181 --> 01:01:59,081
Damn it, would you stop doing
that?

1127
01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:02,384
Always remember, Lionel,
all we got is ourselves.

1128
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:04,486
Not the pigs,
not the government.

1129
01:02:04,488 --> 01:02:06,922
Our only route
to justice is just us.

1130
01:02:06,924 --> 01:02:10,058
We keep catching hell and catching hell,
which is... Would you just stop, okay?

1131
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:12,060
'Cause you're not helping
right now, all right?

1132
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:14,362
Look, why don't you just go back
to where you came from?

1133
01:02:14,364 --> 01:02:16,198
Now that's just hurtful.

1134
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,834
Besides, I come from you.
I'm a figment of your imagination.

1135
01:02:18,836 --> 01:02:21,503
Wait. This is all in my head,
like this...

1136
01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:25,040
Well, I'm more an aftereffect of that line
drive you took to the head in Little League.

1137
01:02:25,042 --> 01:02:26,408
But, yeah.

1138
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:28,944
Now focus. You can do this.

1139
01:02:29,346 --> 01:02:31,012
Who am I kidding?

1140
01:02:31,014 --> 01:02:33,081
Seventeen...
Eighty-six, thirty-one, four.

1141
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:34,683
Damn.

1142
01:02:39,556 --> 01:02:41,423
Gonna get your ass, Manson.

1143
01:03:11,622 --> 01:03:13,522
Got you, got you, got you.

1144
01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,894
Double the trouble, baby.

1145
01:03:18,896 --> 01:03:20,562
Oh, boy.

1146
01:03:23,233 --> 01:03:25,834
- Daddy?
<i>- Yes, it was The Man who set up</i>

1147
01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:28,436
<i>this double-double double-cross
from the very beginning,</i>

1148
01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:34,776
<i>disguising himself as a drunken bum in order
to lure Manson into a false sense of security</i>

1149
01:03:34,778 --> 01:03:38,280
<i>then using the BROTHERHOOD to
flush out his own son's location.</i>

1150
01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:41,316
<i>It's pretty complicated,
but just take my word for it.</i>

1151
01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:44,085
<i>It's hella clever
and totally makes sense.</i>

1152
01:03:44,087 --> 01:03:46,922
<i>Bottom line, hot damn,
it's The Man.</i>

1153
01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:48,356
Drop your weapon!

1154
01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:51,092
This was supposed
to be my moment of triumph!

1155
01:03:51,094 --> 01:03:53,595
Why do you ruin everything?

1156
01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:55,764
I hate you, I hate you!

1157
01:03:55,766 --> 01:03:58,200
- Tough titties, sucker.
- Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, man.

1158
01:03:58,202 --> 01:04:02,037
I wouldn't drink that if I were you.
Yes, it's 100% pure.

1159
01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:04,072
It's undiluted.
It'll kill you, son!

1160
01:04:05,776 --> 01:04:08,577
Don't "son" me.

1161
01:04:08,846 --> 01:04:12,080
And I can handle my Woke. See?

1162
01:04:13,717 --> 01:04:15,183
Oh, boy.

1163
01:04:22,392 --> 01:04:24,926
Oh, hell, no!

1164
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:35,470
Wow...

1165
01:04:35,472 --> 01:04:37,539
That was sublime.

1166
01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:40,075
And you thought it would kill...

1167
01:04:41,311 --> 01:04:42,410
Oh.

1168
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,654
My condolences.
Thank you.

1169
01:04:53,090 --> 01:04:58,460
My son may have been a
drug-addled homicidal sociopath

1170
01:04:59,930 --> 01:05:01,229
but at least he wasn't gay.

1171
01:05:04,034 --> 01:05:05,166
All right.

1172
01:05:05,702 --> 01:05:08,403
It's over, The Man. You're done.

1173
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:13,341
You know, I might agree
with you except for one thing.

1174
01:05:14,111 --> 01:05:15,944
This Woke AF...

1175
01:05:15,946 --> 01:05:19,347
I happened to grab
in all the excitement.

1176
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:22,517
Hmm?
Ow, it stings! Ow!

1177
01:05:22,519 --> 01:05:24,853
Ow!
That's how you know it's working.

1178
01:05:24,855 --> 01:05:26,121
My eyes...

1179
01:05:26,556 --> 01:05:29,057
Agh! Ow!

1180
01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:30,458
It's like lava tears.

1181
01:05:31,762 --> 01:05:33,295
Excuse me.

1182
01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:38,533
I have a racist empire
to rebuild.

1183
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:41,870
Rest in pieces, son.

1184
01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:43,872
Everything's beautiful.

1185
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,007
I'm beautiful.

1186
01:05:46,610 --> 01:05:50,445
Say it loud!
I'm black and I'm proud!

1187
01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:53,048
Let me tell you something, okay?
See, look. I am sexy!

1188
01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:55,650
I was sexy back in the day,
and I'm still sexy now.

1189
01:05:55,652 --> 01:06:01,122
You know, when you think about
slavery for 400 years?

1190
01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:04,793
400 years!
That sounded like a choice!

1191
01:06:06,563 --> 01:06:08,964
Die, white devils, die!

1192
01:06:08,966 --> 01:06:10,732
Black, and I'm...

1193
01:06:30,854 --> 01:06:33,455
What happened?
Take it easy, easy, easy.

1194
01:06:33,457 --> 01:06:35,090
Don't try and sit up yet,
just wait.

1195
01:06:35,092 --> 01:06:37,525
You had a real bad trip

1196
01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:39,527
but you're coming
out of it good.

1197
01:06:39,930 --> 01:06:42,263
That was so intense. Ah!

1198
01:06:42,265 --> 01:06:43,498
Sorry.

1199
01:06:44,101 --> 01:06:46,601
I was seeing some really bad
hallucinations.

1200
01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:51,039
Those all weren't
hallucinations.

1201
01:06:51,775 --> 01:06:53,174
What?

1202
01:06:57,881 --> 01:07:01,316
<i>You know,
when you think about slavery</i>

1203
01:07:01,318 --> 01:07:03,785
<i>for 400 years?</i>
Yo, is that me at the Capitol Building?

1204
01:07:03,787 --> 01:07:05,120
<i>400 years!</i>
Yeah.

1205
01:07:05,122 --> 01:07:07,355
Screaming...
<i>Die, white devils, die!</i>

1206
01:07:09,826 --> 01:07:11,526
"Racist rant at Capitol."

1207
01:07:12,295 --> 01:07:13,862
40 million views.

1208
01:07:13,864 --> 01:07:16,264
Wait, what about The Man?

1209
01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:21,803
He got away with the Woke, and he's taken
over all the Resistance Brews locations.

1210
01:07:21,805 --> 01:07:23,304
<i>Announcing Blak Coffee.</i>

1211
01:07:23,306 --> 01:07:24,672
<i>At Blak Coffee,</i>

1212
01:07:24,674 --> 01:07:27,242
<i>it's all about unity
and community.</i>

1213
01:07:27,244 --> 01:07:29,644
<i>Oh, and also making one badass
cup of joe.</i>

1214
01:07:29,980 --> 01:07:32,747
<i>And with 200 locations
coming soon</i>

1215
01:07:32,749 --> 01:07:35,469
<i>there'll surely be a Blak Coffee
coming to a hood near you.</i>

1216
01:07:35,652 --> 01:07:37,886
<i>Once you go Blak,
you never go back.</i>

1217
01:07:37,888 --> 01:07:40,422
Lionel,
he's targeting our people.

1218
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,033
Hey, hey, what're you doing?

1219
01:07:52,035 --> 01:07:54,869
Listen, The Man is flooding
every hood in America with Woke.

1220
01:07:54,871 --> 01:07:57,906
The BROTHERHOOD has to stop him.
That's what I've been trying to tell you.

1221
01:07:57,908 --> 01:07:59,941
There is no BROTHERHOOD anymore.

1222
01:08:00,944 --> 01:08:04,846
After what happened at the Capitol,
our backers cut our funding.

1223
01:08:06,116 --> 01:08:07,615
Look around.

1224
01:08:08,518 --> 01:08:09,784
This is it.

1225
01:08:19,196 --> 01:08:21,463
<i>Soon, The Man would have Woke AF</i>

1226
01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:24,766
<i>sweeping through every
black community in America.</i>

1227
01:08:24,768 --> 01:08:27,268
<i>And there was no BROTHERHOOD
to stop him.</i>

1228
01:08:28,238 --> 01:08:29,804
What it is, little brother?

1229
01:08:32,075 --> 01:08:35,677
Man, get away from me, a'ight?

1230
01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:39,614
I'm not about to be lectured by a
figment of my imagination right now.

1231
01:08:40,584 --> 01:08:43,852
Uh, say, brother, did you just
call me a figment?

1232
01:08:45,755 --> 01:08:47,655
Man, you heard me!

1233
01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:51,726
Dig here. I just spent the last five
days getting here from Austria.

1234
01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:54,229
I couldn't find
a pay phone anywhere

1235
01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:57,465
and I had to stow away on a ship
carrying those little tiny sausages.

1236
01:08:57,901 --> 01:08:59,734
So, I'm uptight,

1237
01:08:59,736 --> 01:09:01,302
everything is weird,

1238
01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:03,338
and I'm in no mood
for your jive.

1239
01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:05,473
Do you hear me?
Hey, man, I'm not playing.

1240
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:07,876
Get outta here,
or I'm kicking your ethereal ass.

1241
01:09:08,411 --> 01:09:11,045
Ethereal? I don't even know
what that means.

1242
01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:18,653
Oh!

1243
01:09:20,457 --> 01:09:22,891
You okay now?
Uh-huh. Never better.

1244
01:09:23,860 --> 01:09:26,628
Yo, it is you! You back, baby!

1245
01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:29,097
Oh baby! You back!

1246
01:09:29,099 --> 01:09:31,132
You back! Ah!

1247
01:09:31,134 --> 01:09:33,501
<i>After Lionel's dancing,
he clued me in on</i>

1248
01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,603
<i>what was really going down
at the BROTHERHOOD.</i>

1249
01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:37,105
Holy shit!

1250
01:09:38,008 --> 01:09:40,341
Holy, holy, holy shit!

1251
01:09:42,646 --> 01:09:44,212
Sixteen years?

1252
01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:46,114
Yeah, it's bad.

1253
01:09:46,116 --> 01:09:48,483
Bad? Your <i>Go Funk Yourself</i>
record was bad.

1254
01:09:48,485 --> 01:09:49,884
♪ <i>With the ladies</i> ♪

1255
01:09:49,886 --> 01:09:51,686
This is catastrophic.

1256
01:09:53,123 --> 01:09:54,255
I mean...

1257
01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:56,491
real talk, bro?

1258
01:09:56,493 --> 01:09:58,927
I just feel like I let you down.

1259
01:10:00,363 --> 01:10:01,696
It's not you, brother.

1260
01:10:03,133 --> 01:10:06,534
It's this 500 years of oppression
just keeps on keeping on.

1261
01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:09,103
Yo, what we gonna do?

1262
01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:12,240
You know exactly
what we gonna do.

1263
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:15,910
Hey, look, I held onto this
for inspiration, so you know...

1264
01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:17,632
No, no, no.
I didn't mean to take...

1265
01:10:18,081 --> 01:10:19,814
You hold onto that.

1266
01:10:19,816 --> 01:10:21,583
We gonna need it a lot more.

1267
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:26,254
Sixteen years?
Yeah.

1268
01:10:27,891 --> 01:10:30,558
Is child support retroactive?
I think it is.

1269
01:10:30,927 --> 01:10:32,460
Goddamn!
Yeah.

1270
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:46,741
Anyone know what this is about?

1271
01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:50,511
Undercover Brother's brother called
and asked for all of us to be here.

1272
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:11,466
Oh, my God.
That fro is perfect.

1273
01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:13,388
Undercover Brother.
It's him.

1274
01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,336
Oh...

1275
01:11:21,244 --> 01:11:22,744
It's good to be home.

1276
01:11:22,746 --> 01:11:26,014
Brother, meet the agents
of the BROTHERHOOD.

1277
01:11:26,316 --> 01:11:30,218
Harvard Brother.
<i>Tu mihi magna voluptas est ad receperint!</i>

1278
01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:32,453
my brother.

1279
01:11:32,455 --> 01:11:33,755
Sarcastic Brother.

1280
01:11:33,757 --> 01:11:35,323
It's an honor to meet you.

1281
01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:39,754
And I'm being totally sincere even
though my voice sounds like I'm not.

1282
01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:41,629
Well, I'm happy to meet you,

1283
01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:46,534
although my face might look like I might
punch you in your face at any second.

1284
01:11:49,105 --> 01:11:50,238
Not today.

1285
01:11:50,607 --> 01:11:52,540
Unattainable Sistah.
Not...

1286
01:11:53,076 --> 01:11:55,910
unattainable for you.

1287
01:11:56,279 --> 01:11:59,380
Go ahead, now. Yeah.

1288
01:11:59,749 --> 01:12:01,316
Militant Brother.

1289
01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:12,060
And last, but certainly
not least, Chief Honey.

1290
01:12:14,030 --> 01:12:16,331
Say, brother, is that that chick
you were talking about?

1291
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:19,167
That's her. You mean that was the
one that was doing tricks and stuff.

1292
01:12:19,169 --> 01:12:20,702
Oh, yeah. Go on.

1293
01:12:22,038 --> 01:12:25,106
Now, I called you all here today
for one reason.

1294
01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:26,808
And that's to take down The Man.

1295
01:12:26,810 --> 01:12:28,576
How? We've been decommissioned.

1296
01:12:28,978 --> 01:12:30,545
We're not the BROTHERHOOD
anymore.

1297
01:12:30,547 --> 01:12:34,449
Listen,
we may not be the BROTHERHOOD

1298
01:12:34,451 --> 01:12:37,118
but we are still a brotherhood.

1299
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:40,588
That has been our greatest
source of strength all along.

1300
01:12:40,824 --> 01:12:43,024
We don't need a commission
to tell us what's right.

1301
01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,959
Damn it, we know what's right!

1302
01:12:45,362 --> 01:12:48,663
And it's a matter of us
getting things done. Together.

1303
01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:51,933
And we start by taking down
The Man.

1304
01:12:53,002 --> 01:12:55,203
Okay.
Damn.

1305
01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,705
My little brother's grown up.

1306
01:12:57,907 --> 01:12:59,073
Now, who's in?

1307
01:12:59,642 --> 01:13:01,075
All right!

1308
01:13:01,244 --> 01:13:03,978
When do we get started,
my ni... new friend?

1309
01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:06,848
Switch.

1310
01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:08,349
Everybody bring it in.

1311
01:13:08,351 --> 01:13:11,753
Brotherhood on three.
One, two, three!

1312
01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:13,421
Brotherhood!

1313
01:13:24,534 --> 01:13:25,900
Klansmen!

1314
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:28,269
Neo-Nazis!

1315
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:32,573
Corporate recruiters!
Loan officers.

1316
01:13:32,575 --> 01:13:36,110
Oh, and, of course,
our country club owners.

1317
01:13:36,112 --> 01:13:38,246
My fellow racists.

1318
01:13:38,248 --> 01:13:43,751
This is the first nationwide
distribution of Blak Coffee!

1319
01:13:46,055 --> 01:13:51,959
Soon black neighborhoods
will be hooked on our coffee

1320
01:13:51,961 --> 01:13:54,695
and being driven mad by Woke AF

1321
01:13:54,697 --> 01:13:57,031
all while paying us
for the privilege.

1322
01:13:59,903 --> 01:14:04,071
So, on behalf of myself
and Brenda,

1323
01:14:04,073 --> 01:14:08,576
enjoy yourselves and the looming
collapse of ebony America!

1324
01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:11,345
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

1325
01:14:18,655 --> 01:14:21,956
Woke! Woke!

1326
01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:27,962
Undercover Brother?

1327
01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:30,832
Greetings,
inexplicably angry white people.

1328
01:14:31,601 --> 01:14:33,901
Welcome to your worst nightmare.

1329
01:14:34,737 --> 01:14:36,070
Black me...

1330
01:14:39,108 --> 01:14:40,808
Black men...

1331
01:14:41,077 --> 01:14:42,510
with gun permits.
With gun permits.

1332
01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:44,078
On the behalf
of the Constitution,

1333
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:46,481
Bill of Rights,
and simple human decency,

1334
01:14:46,483 --> 01:14:48,516
all y'all suckers are
under citizen's arrest.

1335
01:14:48,785 --> 01:14:50,117
Not here!

1336
01:14:50,119 --> 01:14:51,586
Or we can play it your way.

1337
01:14:53,857 --> 01:14:55,756
Oppress this, whitey!

1338
01:14:58,695 --> 01:15:01,529
It's on, racists!

1339
01:15:02,165 --> 01:15:03,264
Attack!

1340
01:15:09,606 --> 01:15:11,372
Oh, you thought this was a game?

1341
01:15:11,374 --> 01:15:15,042
All right then! This is what I do!
This is what I do!

1342
01:15:15,545 --> 01:15:16,744
Black men taking over!

1343
01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:38,733
Might I suggest switching
to decaf?

1344
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:48,242
Duck, duck, duck!

1345
01:16:09,699 --> 01:16:11,832
I gotcha, I gotcha. Don't worry.

1346
01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:14,535
I gotcha. Stay down, Brenda.

1347
01:16:14,537 --> 01:16:16,337
Don't go and get shot, get shot!

1348
01:16:16,773 --> 01:16:18,673
Move! Move!

1349
01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:22,009
Other Brendas, attack!

1350
01:16:26,115 --> 01:16:28,182
We got these blow-up bitches.
Y'all get The Man.

1351
01:16:28,184 --> 01:16:29,483
Cool.

1352
01:16:51,641 --> 01:16:53,374
Yeah.

1353
01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:56,377
Stay down, baby.

1354
01:16:57,814 --> 01:16:59,714
Are you all right? Oh, baby.

1355
01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:01,549
Freeze, The Man.

1356
01:17:02,118 --> 01:17:03,217
It's over, sucker.

1357
01:17:04,053 --> 01:17:05,319
Don't shoot.

1358
01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:07,488
Or I shoot the lady.

1359
01:17:08,992 --> 01:17:12,293
Sorry, baby, but The Man's got
to do what The Man's got to do.

1360
01:17:14,664 --> 01:17:16,998
Look, it's over, The Man,
all right?

1361
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,766
There's no avalanche
that can save you now.

1362
01:17:18,768 --> 01:17:20,801
Freeze! Put your hands up!
Drop your weapons!

1363
01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:22,970
Officer, this man is accused
of domestic terrorism

1364
01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:24,572
and scheming
to poison black America.

1365
01:17:24,574 --> 01:17:26,907
Wha... That's a lie.

1366
01:17:26,909 --> 01:17:29,610
These brothers,
they pulled their guns on us

1367
01:17:29,612 --> 01:17:31,812
and they demanded
all of our money.

1368
01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:33,347
Who you gonna believe?

1369
01:17:33,349 --> 01:17:35,549
Them? Or us?

1370
01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:37,952
<i>The police believed us</i>

1371
01:17:37,954 --> 01:17:41,055
<i>and The Man was sentenced
to life in prison.</i>

1372
01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:42,990
<i>Yeah, right.</i>

1373
01:17:42,992 --> 01:17:44,558
I said drop your weapons!

1374
01:17:49,098 --> 01:17:52,500
I see some things haven't
changed in the last 16 years.

1375
01:17:53,936 --> 01:17:55,069
Later, boys.

1376
01:17:56,606 --> 01:17:59,006
Take a couple thugs off the street.
Don't even think about it.

1377
01:17:59,308 --> 01:18:00,808
It's cool, brother.

1378
01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:02,610
We'll get The Man next time.

1379
01:18:03,046 --> 01:18:04,512
Did you just say "we"?

1380
01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:07,314
Show you right.

1381
01:18:07,316 --> 01:18:10,518
<i>Once again, the system let
The Man disappear.</i>

1382
01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:12,553
<i>But the fight goes on</i>

1383
01:18:12,989 --> 01:18:15,523
<i>and it's one
we're determined to win.</i>

1384
01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:18,592
<i>Led by the agents
of the BROTHERHOOD,</i>

1385
01:18:18,895 --> 01:18:22,697
<i>Lionel and me,
The Undercover Brothers.</i>

1386
01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:24,899
All right, baby. Keep fresh.

1387
01:18:25,401 --> 01:18:27,234
<i>Better watch your ass, The Man.</i>

1388
01:18:27,570 --> 01:18:29,904
♪ <i>Undercover Brother</i> ♪

1389
01:18:31,574 --> 01:18:34,742
♪ <i>Hey! Undercover</i> ♪

1390
01:18:35,645 --> 01:18:37,945
♪ <i>Undercover Brother</i> ♪

1391
01:18:40,049 --> 01:18:43,384
♪ <i>There's a man
Got a low-down evil plan</i> ♪

1392
01:18:43,386 --> 01:18:45,486
♪ <i>For keeping
The brothers down</i> ♪

1393
01:18:46,422 --> 01:18:47,922
<i>Solid.</i>

1394
01:18:55,331 --> 01:18:56,864
♪ <i>Shake me
Three, four</i> ♪

1395
01:18:56,866 --> 01:18:58,699
♪ <i>I'm the playa
Ooh</i> ♪

1396
01:18:58,701 --> 01:19:01,168
♪ <i>With the ladies
Ah</i> ♪

1397
01:19:01,170 --> 01:19:03,104
♪ <i>You know they hate
To love me</i> ♪

1398
01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:05,840
♪ <i>And my Afro is amazing</i> ♪

1399
01:19:05,842 --> 01:19:07,842
♪ <i>You say I'm the macaroni</i> ♪

1400
01:19:08,344 --> 01:19:11,078
♪ <i>With the cheese
Gotta have the cheese</i> ♪

1401
01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,080
♪ <i>I can't lie
I'm the spice of life</i> ♪

1402
01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:15,049
♪ <i>So when you need some
Call on me</i> ♪

1403
01:19:15,051 --> 01:19:18,419
♪ <i>Oh
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel</i> ♪

1404
01:19:20,123 --> 01:19:22,189
♪ <i>Gimme some
Gimme some</i> ♪

1405
01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:25,192
♪ <i>'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah</i> ♪

1406
01:19:25,194 --> 01:19:28,696
♪ <i>Lionel, Lionel,
Lionel That's what they call me Babe</i> ♪

1407
01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:31,532
♪ <i>Gimme some
Gimme some</i> ♪

1408
01:19:31,534 --> 01:19:34,135
♪ <i>You done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah</i> ♪

1409
01:19:34,637 --> 01:19:39,240
♪ <i>Who's the brother that does All
the things other men can't Lionel</i> ♪

1410
01:19:39,242 --> 01:19:43,110
♪ <i>Who's the man when he speaks All
the ladies just faint Lionel</i> ♪

1411
01:19:43,112 --> 01:19:45,913
♪ <i>Whether it's James Bond
Or James Brown</i> ♪

1412
01:19:45,915 --> 01:19:47,648
♪ <i>They both come second
To me</i> ♪

1413
01:19:48,050 --> 01:19:50,584
♪ <i>I'm the hot sauce
On these jive turkeys</i> ♪

1414
01:19:50,586 --> 01:19:52,486
♪ <i>I'm the one
They coming to see</i> ♪

1415
01:19:52,922 --> 01:19:56,157
♪ <i>Oh
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel</i> ♪

1416
01:19:57,493 --> 01:19:59,226
♪ <i>Gimme some
Gimme some</i> ♪

1417
01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:02,596
♪ <i>'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah</i> ♪

1418
01:20:02,598 --> 01:20:06,133
♪ <i>Lionel, Lionel, Lionel</i> ♪

1419
01:20:06,736 --> 01:20:08,669
♪ <i>Gimme some
Gimme some</i> ♪

1420
01:20:08,671 --> 01:20:12,473
♪ <i>'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah</i> ♪

1421
01:20:13,009 --> 01:20:14,475
♪ <i>Who ya talking 'bout?</i> ♪

1422
01:20:15,511 --> 01:20:17,311
♪ <i>Who ya talking 'bout?</i> ♪

1423
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:19,013
♪ <i>I'm a winner
Lionel</i> ♪

1424
01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:20,848
♪ <i>And not a loser
Lionel</i> ♪

1425
01:20:22,785 --> 01:20:26,086
♪ <i>All the women Oh,
they pray that I choose them, yeah</i> ♪

1426
01:20:26,088 --> 01:20:30,157
♪ <i>I'm so funky Even ten showers
Couldn't make me clean</i> ♪

1427
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:32,459
♪ <i>Smoother than a Lac
With a diamond in the back</i> ♪

1428
01:20:32,461 --> 01:20:34,562
♪ <i>And a full tank
Of gasoline</i> ♪

1429
01:20:35,865 --> 01:20:39,333
♪ <i>Lionel, Lionel, Lionel</i> ♪

1430
01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:41,335
♪ <i>Gimme some
Gimme some</i> ♪

1431
01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:44,438
♪ <i>'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah</i> ♪

1432
01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:48,275
♪ <i>Lionel, Lionel, Lionel</i> ♪

1433
01:20:48,878 --> 01:20:50,845
♪ <i>Gimme some
Gimme some</i> ♪

1434
01:20:50,847 --> 01:20:53,948
♪ <i>'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah</i> ♪

1435
01:20:53,950 --> 01:20:57,852
♪ <i>Lionel, Lionel, Lionel</i> ♪

1436
01:20:57,854 --> 01:20:59,954
♪ <i>Gimme some
Gimme some</i> ♪

1437
01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:03,157
♪ <i>'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah</i> ♪

1438
01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:07,194
♪ <i>Lionel, Lionel, Lionel</i> ♪

1439
01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:09,463
♪ <i>Gimme some
Gimme some</i> ♪

1440
01:21:09,465 --> 01:21:12,533
♪ <i>'Cause you done funk'd up
With the right one, yeah</i> ♪

1441
01:21:15,371 --> 01:21:16,871
♪ <i>Gimme some</i> ♪

1442
01:21:20,409 --> 01:21:21,775
♪ <i>One, two</i> ♪

1443
01:21:24,647 --> 01:21:26,146
♪ <i>Gimme some</i> ♪