Humor Me (2017) Eng

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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[BOB KROLL] <i>Zimmerman was
an ordinary guy,</i>

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<i>not much different from you
or me.</i>

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<i>But one day, he woke up alone
and confused.</i>

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Mr. Zimmerman.

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Welcome back.

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You'd probably
won't remember this,

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but you were on
a pretty massive pile-up

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out there on the turnpike.

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You're lucky.

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Everything is going to be
just fine.

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Well, mostly everything.

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Your penis was chopped
off in the wreck.

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- My...
- [DOCTOR] Yes.

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Mr. Zimmerman, your penis.

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[BOB] <i>But the news
wasn't all bad.</i>

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<i>The doctor explains
that Zimmerman could use</i>

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<i>his 90,000 dollars
insurance settlement</i>

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<i>to build a brand new penis.
But it doesn't come cheap,</i>

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<i>approximately 10,000 bucks
an inch.</i>

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Talk to your wife
before you make any decisions.

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After all,
getting all nine inches

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may be a big adjustment for her.

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And, getting less...

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well...

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you understand my concern.

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[BOB] <i>Zimmerman
sees his wife that night</i>

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<i>and they have a heart
to heart.</i>

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[DOCTOR] Good morning
Mr. Zimmerman.

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Have you spoken
with your wife?

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- I have.
- Excellent.

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And did she help you
with the decision?

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Yes, doctor she has.

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And what have you decided
to do?

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We're getting brand new
marble counter tops.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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"Brand new marble counter tops."

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[WOMAN] They're beautiful,
like dancers.

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They were buried alive
for almost 2,000 years, mother.

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No air, no moisture.

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Hermetically sealed in ash.

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- Lucky.
- [GIRL] Lucky?

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Nothing changed,
nothing rotted away or grew.

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That's why we have it today.

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Wish I could go back 20 years
and seal myself in ash.

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They were burnt alive.

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These people were all...

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were all...

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Um...

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[NATE KROLL]
Well... [CLEARS THROAT]

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[NATE] All the lives...

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all living, breathing...

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and laughing.

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Making love and dreaming

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when the cinder came raining
from the sky.

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Or something like that I...
I'm still working on...

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still working on... on this...

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this speech.

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[SIGHS]

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Great job, everybody.

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[DOOR OPENING]

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In my defense,
the play was finished

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when I sent it to you,
but then I had some ideas,

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inspirations, and I...

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I started re-writing, I...

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- I thought maybe...
- Who gives a fuck?

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- [PHONE RINGING]
- [WOMAN] <i>Nathan Lane</i>

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<i>on line one.</i>

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I'll call him back.

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This is the third time
we've tried to start rehearsals,

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and we still don't have
an ending.

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- Yeah, but, C.C....
- No "But, C.C."

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[SIGHS] We're closed.

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Call me when it's really done.

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On second thought,
don't call me.

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I think it's better if
we don't work together anymore.

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Come here baby,
come here baby.

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Come back to mummy.

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You're all right?

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What's going on?

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I need to make a change, Nate.

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I feel like I'm a bug
caught in amber.

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You're the amber.

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What are you talking about?

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Things are happening.
The play is happening.

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[NIRIT GERB-KROLL]
Is that true?

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Tell me it's true,
tell me, you staged

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the entire play today,
from start to finish

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and I will unpack
every last thing.

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The entire play?

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- That's what I thought.
- Oh, wait.

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Quality work takes time.

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I know, Nate. It just...
It can't be my time anymore.

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You stopped taking care
of yourself.

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I think you have
a rotten molar.

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Your breath smells.

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When was the last time
you went to the dentist?

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Never mind.
You're getting fat.

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- Here, I found this stuff.
- I'm not getting that fat.

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My client, Henri asked me

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to spend time with him
in Cap d'Antibes.

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[NATE] Henri the billionaire?

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You make it sound
like it's a bad thing.

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Are you leaving me for him?

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[SIGHS]

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Oh.

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I feel queasy.

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[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

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Daddy, all these sea lions
basking in the sun?

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[MIMICKING SEA LION]

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Daddy, bark like a sea lion.

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I really think you should
reconsider this.

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- Gabe needs his mom.
- I'm taking Gabe.

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You... you're taking him?

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No. You can't just... you...
you just can't decide,

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you know how...

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you're gonna take off to France
with our son.

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Okay, Nate, what've you planned
for Gabe this summer?

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Have you signed him up
for a camp? Swimming lessons?

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- Anything?
- That's not fair.

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- I didn't know that I was...
- His dad?

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- I'm gonna miss you so much.
- You should come.

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- Want me to talk to mummy?
- Could you?

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Yeah.

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That probably won't work.

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- I love you.
- I love you, too.

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When we return, we'll come stay
at Henri's house up-town,

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and we can
work everything out then.

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Here is rent checks
for the next two months

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that are there, I'd give you
a chance to figure yourself out.

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You think you're gonna
take our son and run off

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with some French billionaire
and just wash away your guilt

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with a little rent money.

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You cannot bribe me
to ease your conscience, Nirit.

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If that's how you want it,
I'll have the packers

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and movers here on Friday,
the lease is up next week.

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Oh, the lease is over next week?

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Gabe is gonna see things, Nate.

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Don't let yourself become
irrelevant.

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[GABE KROLL]
Daddy.

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- Yes, Gabe?
- You're not supposed to litter.

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- [KEYPAD DIALING]
- [DIAL TONE]

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[PHONE RINGING]

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- What's up, Nate?
- Hey, Randy.

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- How's it going?
- Well, it's, uh...

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- it's a little hectic here.
- <i>Oh, yeah? Why is that?</i>

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Uh, we have triplets.
Did you forget?

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<i>No, of course I didn't forget,
I just thought, you know,</i>

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after eight months.

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Well, it doesn't get any easier.

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Nirit left me
and she took Gabe...

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for a billionaire,
a French one.

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Oh, man.

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- Was it unexpected?
- <i>Uh,</i>

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no, we planned it
a year in advance.

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I'm... I'm sorry, um...

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What can I do?

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<i>Do you think I could crash there
for a while?</i>

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You want to crash here?

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Yeah, in your guest room,
just until I finish my play.

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Look, why don't you call dad?
He's got that spare room.

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You know what, man,
forget I said anything.

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I got a bunch of people
who I can call.

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I'll tell you one thing now...

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I'm not staying with dad.

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Who are you here to see?

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Uh, Bob Kroll, I'm his son.

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No, no, Bob Kroll,
he's lived here for five years,

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and I've seen his son
and his son is long and tall,

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and fine looking.

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I'm his other son.

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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[SIGHS]

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Hi Dad.

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[BOB] So...

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what do you think of the place?

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It's, uh...

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you know, it's very...

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- beige.
- I can't believe

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you've never been here before.

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- Gabe would love the pool.
- Yeah, thank you

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for your sensitivity
of my current situation, dad.

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Would you like a diet cream soda
or something?

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No, that's okay.

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Well, let's get your room
made up.

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I'll take your stuff upstairs.

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- I'll get that, dad, it's heavy.
- No, no, no, I can get it.

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- I'll get it, dad.
- Oh! Yeah it is.

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[GASPS]

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The old fake heart attack.

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Other people think I'm funny.

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- Did she tell you her beef?
- [NATE] "Her beef"?

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What do you mean, "Her beef?"

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You know why she was unhappy?

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[SIGHS] She left me
for a billionaire,

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that could be our first clue.

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[BOB] You think
it was about money?

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I don't really know
what it was about.

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Okay. So what's your plan?

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[NATE] Plan?

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[BOB] Yeah, I thought
maybe you'd have a plan.

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Yeah, I've got a plan,
I'm gonna call Paul and Ringo,

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see if we can get a band
back together.

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This bed needs some WD-40.

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We'll put it on the list.

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Now, the towels are in there,
and if you need anything else,

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- just let me know.
- Okay.

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- This will cheer you up.
- I'm not really in a joke mood.

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Zimmerman goes to see
the doctor.

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I'm not in a joke mood.

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Zimmerman goes to see
his doctor.

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- I'm not gonna laugh.
- The doctor says,

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"I don't know
how to tell you this,

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but you gotta
stop masturbating."

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And Zimmerman says, "Why?"

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The doctor says,
"So I can examine you."

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Life's gonna happen, son,
whether you smile or not.

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Yeah.

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Well, I got dinner plans
tonight, out with Connie.

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You're welcome to come
if you want.

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We're going
to the Turkish place,

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it's a strip mall.

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I got a little diarrhea there
one time,

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but usually it's not too bad.

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I think I'll pass.

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- Whose Connie?
- You know, Connie,

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Connie. Check the fridge,

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I... I think we have some...
some leftovers.

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[SIGHS]

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[CONNIE ANDREWS LAUGHS]

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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[PHONE VIBRATING]

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- [NIRIT] <i>Where are you anyway?</i>
- I'm at dad's place in Jersey,

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I didn't have many options.

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- <i>How's your dad?</i>
- He's the same.

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Next time, could we do this
at a more reasonable hour?

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[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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<i>We have stuff going on all day,
swimming lessons,</i>

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<i>sailing, tennis, it's just hard
to schedule something</i>

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<i>in the middle of all that.</i>

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Fine. Can I see him please?

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<i>Of course.</i>

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Hey...

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- Gabe.
- <i>Hi, daddy.</i>

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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

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- <i>Bonjour, papa.</i>
- I miss you so much.

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- How are you?
- <i>Bon.</i>

248
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,494
- <i>That means, " good."</i>
- Are you having fun?

249
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,994
It's okay if you're not.

250
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,163
- You can tell daddy.
- <i>Lots of fun.</i>

251
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:55,265
<i>There's toys, and a pool,</i>

252
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,000
<i>and there's these people
that would get you</i>

253
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,635
<i>whatever you want
whenever you want.</i>

254
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,337
Servants, they're called,
"servants."

255
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:03,074
- <i>Don't we like that?</i>
- <i>Au revoir, papa.</i>

256
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,178
Are... Bye.

257
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:08,046
Nirit listen,
come home please.

258
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,952
- I need you guys. I can change.
- <i>I'm afraid that ship has sunk.</i>

259
00:14:12,954 --> 00:14:14,452
- Oh, oh, I can finish...
- <i>Bonjour, Henri.</i>

260
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,623
[LAPTOP BEEPING]

261
00:14:25,266 --> 00:14:26,267
[SIGHS]

262
00:14:36,478 --> 00:14:38,377
- Looking for coffee?
- Oh, shit!

263
00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:39,347
I'm sorry. [CHUCKLES]

264
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,183
- Connie?
- Nate?

265
00:14:42,718 --> 00:14:44,150
- Yeah.
- [SIGHS]

266
00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:48,387
Nice to meet you.
I've heard a lot about you.

267
00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:50,058
Your dad's out golfing.

268
00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:54,294
- Are you his girlfriend?
- [CHUCKLES] Well,

269
00:14:54,296 --> 00:14:56,596
I... I guess you could say that.

270
00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:59,566
- Do you, uh, live here?
- Sometimes.

271
00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:03,603
I have my own place, but,
I just stay with your dad...

272
00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:04,975
sometimes.

273
00:15:05,674 --> 00:15:08,209
Your father is a pistol.

274
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:10,578
Sharing is not his strong suite.

275
00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:12,313
Uh, do you know
where the coffee is?

276
00:15:12,315 --> 00:15:14,180
[CONNIE] Oh, we don't keep any.

277
00:15:14,182 --> 00:15:15,718
Bob's not supposed to have it.

278
00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:20,688
We have cans of diet cream soda.

279
00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:23,056
Isn't regular cream soda
disgusting enough?

280
00:15:23,058 --> 00:15:25,727
- [LAUGHS]
- Yeah, I gotta go to work.

281
00:15:25,729 --> 00:15:28,599
Oh, he wanted you to take
a look at that legal pad.

282
00:16:18,818 --> 00:16:20,020
Declined.

283
00:16:20,752 --> 00:16:22,155
Wait, hold... hold on a second.

284
00:16:53,519 --> 00:16:55,588
- Can I help you?
- You don't remember me?

285
00:16:56,756 --> 00:16:58,256
From yesterday?

286
00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,628
I do not remember you.

287
00:17:02,395 --> 00:17:04,099
Bob Kroll's other son.

288
00:17:08,602 --> 00:17:10,168
[DOOR KNOCKING]

289
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:11,206
How's it going?

290
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,540
You know it's...
it's going.

291
00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:16,908
How long have you been working
on this one?

292
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,313
Not long. [SIGHS]
Four years.

293
00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:22,714
What's it about?

294
00:17:22,716 --> 00:17:24,350
Dad, don't pretend you care
about my writing.

295
00:17:24,352 --> 00:17:25,485
Am I in this one?

296
00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:28,788
It's specifically about the trip
mom took with Grammy.

297
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:32,359
But I'm just using that
as a platform to explore...

298
00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:33,396
So, I'm not in it?

299
00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:36,163
- No.
- [BOB] Good.

300
00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:38,197
Have you had a chance to look
at this list?

301
00:17:38,199 --> 00:17:40,800
- Uh, no, not really.
- Well, I'll leave it here

302
00:17:40,802 --> 00:17:44,771
for you, I'd like you to try
to do one or two things a day.

303
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,375
You could start with the WD-40.

304
00:17:47,377 --> 00:17:49,577
- Okay dad, I'll try.
- I'll appreciate it.

305
00:17:49,579 --> 00:17:51,582
While your here
I could use your help.

306
00:17:54,484 --> 00:17:57,685
Dad... we used to have this, uh,

307
00:17:57,687 --> 00:18:00,187
reproduction of a figure
from Pompeii.

308
00:18:00,189 --> 00:18:02,723
It was a woman
laying on her side,

309
00:18:02,725 --> 00:18:04,358
uh, holding up her hands

310
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:07,227
to shield her child
from the ash.

311
00:18:07,229 --> 00:18:09,330
- Do you remember?
- Vaguely.

312
00:18:09,332 --> 00:18:10,801
I'd like to use it in the play.

313
00:18:11,669 --> 00:18:13,669
- Do you know where it is?
- Have you looked in that closet,

314
00:18:13,671 --> 00:18:15,437
there's a lot of old junk
in there.

315
00:18:15,439 --> 00:18:18,207
- Yeah, yeah, I looked.
- Okay, well, I'd like you to try

316
00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:21,642
to get one or two things
a day done from that list.

317
00:18:21,644 --> 00:18:22,646
I heard you.

318
00:18:29,452 --> 00:18:32,720
Maybe Nate's blocked,
did you ask him if he's blocked?

319
00:18:32,722 --> 00:18:34,790
You wanna talk about, "blocked."

320
00:18:34,792 --> 00:18:38,393
If my body were Ireland,
my ass would be County Cork.

321
00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:40,462
[ALL LAUGHING]

322
00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:42,864
If my body were Poland,
my ass would be Krakow.

323
00:18:42,866 --> 00:18:43,835
[ALL LAUGHING]

324
00:18:44,902 --> 00:18:47,769
He may be blocked,
but he needs to do something.

325
00:18:47,771 --> 00:18:50,573
It's not good for him to sit up
in that room all day.

326
00:18:50,575 --> 00:18:52,941
He's a writer,
what do you expect him to do?

327
00:18:52,943 --> 00:18:55,644
You know Mary Higgins Clark?
She writes a novel a year.

328
00:18:55,646 --> 00:18:57,513
- Really?
- I can tell

329
00:18:57,515 --> 00:18:59,583
when people are productive.

330
00:18:59,585 --> 00:19:01,884
He's not being productive
up there.

331
00:19:01,886 --> 00:19:03,853
Yeah, maybe you should send him
to Ellis, Bob.

332
00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:04,723
I mean...

333
00:19:05,758 --> 00:19:07,490
Ellis is always looking
for help.

334
00:19:07,492 --> 00:19:09,492
- [MARV] What about roughage?
- [ALAN] What about roughage?

335
00:19:09,494 --> 00:19:11,527
- You're a dentist.
- It'll get him unblocked.

336
00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:12,798
[ALL LAUGHING]

337
00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:15,302
[PAN SIZZLING]

338
00:19:18,871 --> 00:19:21,037
He didn't do one thing
on the list.

339
00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:23,307
He's been up there working.

340
00:19:23,309 --> 00:19:24,776
You haven't seen him at all?

341
00:19:24,778 --> 00:19:26,510
Well, he came down
a couple of times

342
00:19:26,512 --> 00:19:27,845
to get stuff in the fridge,

343
00:19:27,847 --> 00:19:30,981
and then once he was
looking around for something.

344
00:19:30,983 --> 00:19:33,287
He needs to eat.

345
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,688
Where are my diet cream sodas?

346
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:39,691
Oh, give him a break.
I can get you more soda.

347
00:19:39,693 --> 00:19:40,560
[BOB] Nate?

348
00:19:41,427 --> 00:19:42,661
- Nate?
- [CONNIE] Look,

349
00:19:42,663 --> 00:19:44,762
I'm gonna go to rehearsal.

350
00:19:44,764 --> 00:19:49,669
You can stay here,
I made you some nice stir fry.

351
00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:51,873
Have a goodnight.
I'll see you later.

352
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,673
- [NATE] What's up?
- Good news.

353
00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:57,410
I found you a job.
You start tomorrow morning.

354
00:19:57,412 --> 00:19:59,377
Come on, dad, don't start
that shit, I'm busy.

355
00:19:59,379 --> 00:20:01,047
You've been working on that play
four years,

356
00:20:01,049 --> 00:20:02,115
that's your business,

357
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:05,684
but you are not going to sit up
in my guest room,

358
00:20:05,686 --> 00:20:09,087
eat my food,
and drink my diet cream sodas

359
00:20:09,089 --> 00:20:11,525
while you write that play
for another four.

360
00:20:11,527 --> 00:20:14,493
- When am I supposed to write?
- You can write in the evening.

361
00:20:14,495 --> 00:20:15,831
Or early in the morning.

362
00:20:16,598 --> 00:20:19,633
Mary Higgins Clark

363
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,469
would get up at 5:00 a.m.
to write,

364
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:23,770
and then take her kids
to school.

365
00:20:23,772 --> 00:20:25,771
- Mary Higgins who?
- Don't be such a snob.

366
00:20:25,773 --> 00:20:29,343
You should only be so successful
as Mary Higgins Clark.

367
00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:32,445
Tomorrow morning,
you're going to meet Ellis,

368
00:20:32,447 --> 00:20:34,948
9:00 a.m. at the club house.

369
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:37,387
You'll like him,
he's a lovely fellow.

370
00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:52,099
- You must be Nate.
- Yeah.

371
00:20:52,101 --> 00:20:54,971
Do you know where we can get
some coffee around here?

372
00:20:56,805 --> 00:20:58,007
Tuck in your shirt, son.

373
00:20:58,908 --> 00:20:59,977
[SCOFFS]

374
00:21:01,712 --> 00:21:03,412
Oh, why?

375
00:21:03,414 --> 00:21:05,414
Because your gonna have
some pride in yourself

376
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:06,751
if you're going to work with me.

377
00:21:09,387 --> 00:21:10,722
This is ridiculous.

378
00:21:11,655 --> 00:21:13,107
Your old man was right.

379
00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:16,960
He said you didn't have
the fortitude to hold the job.

380
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:23,335
[INHALES]

381
00:21:31,142 --> 00:21:32,410
Before we begin...

382
00:21:33,644 --> 00:21:37,013
let's do a quick reconnaissance
of the HQ.

383
00:21:37,015 --> 00:21:39,648
[ELLIS] <i>First up,
the berry ballroom,</i>

384
00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:42,118
<i>a multi-purpose room equipped
with an upright piano,</i>

385
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,887
<i>and a parquet dance floor.</i>

386
00:21:43,889 --> 00:21:47,624
[PIANO PLAYING]

387
00:21:47,626 --> 00:21:51,529
<i>It's currently configured
for guest lecture.</i>

388
00:21:51,531 --> 00:21:52,547
<i>A mess hall.</i>

389
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:56,833
<i>Serving breakfast, lunch
and Wednesday smorgasbord.</i>

390
00:21:56,835 --> 00:21:58,101
[ALL LAUGHING]

391
00:21:58,103 --> 00:22:03,040
<i>Combination bar-cafe with Wi-Fi
for Skyping with grandchildren.</i>

392
00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:04,975
So you don't like pizza?

393
00:22:04,977 --> 00:22:09,713
[ELLIS] <i>Driving range,
with an 18 hole golf course,</i>

394
00:22:09,715 --> 00:22:11,582
<i>an indoor pool.</i>

395
00:22:11,584 --> 00:22:13,520
<i>Bathing caps required.</i>

396
00:22:15,956 --> 00:22:17,088
[WHISTLING]

397
00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:19,557
<i>Locker rooms, featuring a sauna,</i>

398
00:22:19,559 --> 00:22:22,593
<i>a steam room,
and massage facilities.</i>

399
00:22:22,595 --> 00:22:24,965
<i>Those really big balls...</i>

400
00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:28,136
<i>and all the other gym equipment.</i>

401
00:22:31,738 --> 00:22:33,039
<i>And of course,</i>

402
00:22:33,739 --> 00:22:34,876
<i>my domain.</i>

403
00:22:35,643 --> 00:22:36,812
<i>A physical plant.</i>

404
00:22:37,845 --> 00:22:39,614
This is where you're going
to work.

405
00:22:40,614 --> 00:22:41,549
Here in the bowl?

406
00:22:42,155 --> 00:22:45,720
This isn't the bowl, son.
It's the guts.

407
00:22:46,820 --> 00:22:48,955
Fold it in thirds,

408
00:22:48,957 --> 00:22:50,523
and then...

409
00:22:50,525 --> 00:22:51,593
once over.

410
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,029
- Got it?
- Am I getting paid for this?

411
00:22:56,797 --> 00:22:59,499
I believe you father
has garnished your wages

412
00:22:59,501 --> 00:23:00,769
in lieu of rent.

413
00:23:02,872 --> 00:23:03,873
Fold!

414
00:23:05,808 --> 00:23:07,607
[BOB] <i>Did I ever tell you
about the time</i>

415
00:23:07,609 --> 00:23:09,011
<i>Zimmerman joined the marines?</i>

416
00:23:11,113 --> 00:23:13,079
<i>He was in basic training.</i>

417
00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:14,847
Have you been up
to the tower jump yet?

418
00:23:14,849 --> 00:23:16,850
- No, you?
- Yeah.

419
00:23:16,852 --> 00:23:19,018
[BOB] <i>But he was afraid
of heights.</i>

420
00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:21,121
<i>So he was scared, terrified.</i>

421
00:23:21,123 --> 00:23:22,923
Nope! Can't.

422
00:23:22,925 --> 00:23:24,758
I can't, No, no, no. I can't.

423
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,661
- What you think you're doing?
- I can't do it.

424
00:23:26,663 --> 00:23:28,796
- You can and you will.
- I can't, I'm too scared.

425
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,297
I'll come back another day.

426
00:23:30,299 --> 00:23:31,732
How about Tuesday?

427
00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:33,133
You are jumping,
you're gonna jump now,

428
00:23:33,135 --> 00:23:35,036
do you understand?
Because if you do not jump,

429
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:38,272
I'm going to come over there,
and as uncle Sam as my witness,

430
00:23:38,274 --> 00:23:41,942
I am going to fuck you
right up the ass!

431
00:23:41,944 --> 00:23:44,144
So... [PANTING]

432
00:23:44,146 --> 00:23:45,646
did you jump?

433
00:23:45,648 --> 00:23:48,486
- A little at first.
- [ALL LAUGHING]

434
00:23:50,021 --> 00:23:51,923
- Don't you love him, Alan?
- [ALAN] Absolutely.

435
00:23:53,590 --> 00:23:56,858
Nate! Nate! Come here.
You just missed a great one.

436
00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:57,859
Dad, can I talk to you?

437
00:23:57,861 --> 00:24:00,061
Wanna join us for lunch?
Your brother is here.

438
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,829
I see that.
Can I talk to you, dad?

439
00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:03,898
[BOB] Well,
don't you wanna join us?

440
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,035
They've got French dip today.

441
00:24:06,037 --> 00:24:07,802
He's got me folding towels.

442
00:24:07,804 --> 00:24:09,571
I've been folding towels
all morning.

443
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:10,706
You must be getting good at it.

444
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:12,241
Dad,
I'm an award-winning playwright.

445
00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,976
I'm open to other ideas.

446
00:24:13,978 --> 00:24:16,178
Do you want me to ask Randy
if he needs some help?

447
00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:17,814
You want me to work
for my little brother?

448
00:24:17,816 --> 00:24:19,348
I'm just thinking out loud.

449
00:24:19,350 --> 00:24:21,092
What skills do you have?

450
00:24:21,094 --> 00:24:22,201
[SIGHS]

451
00:24:22,203 --> 00:24:25,622
How do you think folding towels
is gonna get me back on my feet

452
00:24:25,624 --> 00:24:26,557
as a playwright?

453
00:24:26,559 --> 00:24:27,657
I think you have a problem
with discipline.

454
00:24:27,659 --> 00:24:30,160
That's ridiculous. I'm more
disciplined than anyone.

455
00:24:30,162 --> 00:24:32,796
Well, then working for Ellis
should be a breeze.

456
00:24:32,798 --> 00:24:33,799
Oh, so that's it?

457
00:24:34,597 --> 00:24:37,667
Nate, what's going on
with that upper-left molar?

458
00:24:37,669 --> 00:24:38,488
Nothing.

459
00:24:39,339 --> 00:24:41,672
What's wrong
with your upper-left molar?

460
00:24:41,674 --> 00:24:44,075
- [ALL LAUGHING]
- [RANDY KROLL] Nate!

461
00:24:44,077 --> 00:24:45,646
Hey! Hey.

462
00:24:46,379 --> 00:24:48,014
Hey, Nate. Hey, hey, wait up.

463
00:24:49,048 --> 00:24:50,748
Well, not going so well
with dad?

464
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:51,818
What do you think?

465
00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:53,682
All right, um...

466
00:24:54,620 --> 00:24:56,854
Can I offer you
just a little advice?

467
00:24:56,856 --> 00:24:58,693
Look, as you know, I've...

468
00:24:59,627 --> 00:25:02,293
had some professional success.

469
00:25:02,295 --> 00:25:03,128
And you know why that is?

470
00:25:03,130 --> 00:25:04,663
Because you laughed
at dad's jokes

471
00:25:04,665 --> 00:25:05,897
and he gave you his business.

472
00:25:05,899 --> 00:25:08,966
Dad didn't give me his business,
Nate, I had a vision, okay?

473
00:25:08,968 --> 00:25:10,237
I saw "Homes by Bob..."

474
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:12,907
becoming "Homes by Randy".

475
00:25:14,108 --> 00:25:17,141
You see? I made my vision
a reality.

476
00:25:17,143 --> 00:25:18,243
- You get what I'm saying?
- Yes.

477
00:25:18,245 --> 00:25:19,744
You want a gold star
for realizing

478
00:25:19,746 --> 00:25:21,012
mediocre ambitions?

479
00:25:21,014 --> 00:25:22,782
Bravo, well done.
Mission accomplished.

480
00:25:22,784 --> 00:25:26,284
Why do just... just belittle me?

481
00:25:26,286 --> 00:25:30,289
Okay? I'm trying to give you
a visualization strategy here.

482
00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:32,692
I'm successful, Nate,
I'm worth listening to.

483
00:25:32,694 --> 00:25:33,963
Is that Gilbert and Sullivan?

484
00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:38,967
[PIANO PLAYING]

485
00:25:43,103 --> 00:25:44,837
Hey, Nate.

486
00:25:44,839 --> 00:25:46,739
- Hey.
- [CONNIE] Welcome. Welcome.

487
00:25:46,741 --> 00:25:49,709
- To the Cranberry Bog Players.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]

488
00:25:49,711 --> 00:25:51,344
We're getting ready
for our next show.

489
00:25:51,346 --> 00:25:54,947
Oh, this is Dee, and Helen,
and Gert,

490
00:25:54,949 --> 00:25:59,253
and that's Dee's daughter
Allison at the piano.

491
00:25:59,255 --> 00:26:00,055
Oh.

492
00:26:01,356 --> 00:26:04,425
Yeah. <i>The Mikado,</i> right?
I... I heard the... the music.

493
00:26:04,427 --> 00:26:07,127
- Nate is in theater.
- Oh.

494
00:26:07,129 --> 00:26:10,130
I am the costume
and set designer.

495
00:26:10,132 --> 00:26:12,233
Oh, are you going
traditional Japanese,

496
00:26:12,235 --> 00:26:14,102
or something more contemporary?

497
00:26:14,104 --> 00:26:15,105
Uh...

498
00:26:16,273 --> 00:26:17,706
traditional.

499
00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:19,041
- I think.
- [NATE] You know, apparently

500
00:26:19,043 --> 00:26:22,977
the legend is, uh, that Gilbert
had the idea for <i>The Mikado</i>

501
00:26:22,979 --> 00:26:25,447
when a Japanese sword fell off
the wall of his office.

502
00:26:25,449 --> 00:26:29,217
- Oh. That's fascinating.
- [CONNIE CHUCKLES]

503
00:26:29,219 --> 00:26:31,285
- Did you hear that, Allison?
- Yeah.

504
00:26:31,287 --> 00:26:34,288
- [DEE] Isn't that fascinating?
- Yes, it's fascinating.

505
00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:37,392
My cousin Clara is in theater.
You know her?

506
00:26:37,394 --> 00:26:38,095
Uh...

507
00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:41,463
- I don't think so.
- She's a big shot.

508
00:26:41,465 --> 00:26:43,798
Everyone who's anyone knows her.

509
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,866
Kroll.

510
00:26:44,868 --> 00:26:47,772
I've been surveying
the entire compound for you.

511
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:50,741
[SIGHS]

512
00:26:51,374 --> 00:26:53,209
Good day, Mrs. Stangle.

513
00:26:53,211 --> 00:26:55,745
Good day, Mr. Hicks.

514
00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:58,748
If you'll excuse us.
[WHISPERING] Come on.

515
00:26:58,750 --> 00:26:59,818
Excuse us.

516
00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:01,154
[CHUCKLES]

517
00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:05,020
[ELLIS] Where is that pride?
Don't you care at all

518
00:27:05,022 --> 00:27:06,823
- about what you do?
- [NATE] You have a little thing

519
00:27:06,825 --> 00:27:08,294
for the white haired one, Helen,
don't you?

520
00:27:10,194 --> 00:27:13,162
I have tremendous respect
for Mrs. Stangle,

521
00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:16,098
- as I do for all the fairer sex.
- Mm-hmm.

522
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,299
[CHUCKLES]

523
00:27:17,301 --> 00:27:18,434
Listen, man.

524
00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:21,337
I don't expect this
to mean a lot to you but, uh...

525
00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:24,307
[CLEARS THROAT] I went
to Harvard, and I have a Masters

526
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:27,345
from the Iowa creative writing
program.

527
00:27:27,347 --> 00:27:28,913
Isn't there something
more appropriate

528
00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,216
I could be doing around here?

529
00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:39,557
[MARV CHUCKLES] Hey.
Nate, how are you?

530
00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:40,927
[MARV] Woohoo!

531
00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:44,095
Hey, Nate.

532
00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:46,266
You should really let me look
in that mouth of yours.

533
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:52,874
[NATE SIGHS]

534
00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:04,252
Mm-mm.

535
00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:09,020
I understand that you wrote
a wonderful play,

536
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:10,125
A Crack in the Clouds.

537
00:28:11,091 --> 00:28:11,994
Some people liked it.

538
00:28:13,093 --> 00:28:14,830
Is there any way I can get
to see it?

539
00:28:16,298 --> 00:28:19,331
Hmm. Dad had it on video,
I think.

540
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:22,836
Oh, wonderful.
Bob, where is the video?

541
00:28:22,838 --> 00:28:24,173
I haven't seen it for a while.

542
00:28:26,174 --> 00:28:27,176
Mm.

543
00:28:28,475 --> 00:28:29,779
Mm.

544
00:28:31,079 --> 00:28:33,014
Would you guys excuse me
for a minute?

545
00:28:40,255 --> 00:28:41,387
Where is he going?

546
00:28:41,389 --> 00:28:43,523
He likes to go potter
in the garage.

547
00:28:43,525 --> 00:28:45,259
In the middle of dinner?

548
00:28:45,261 --> 00:28:46,296
Sometimes.

549
00:28:47,996 --> 00:28:50,065
[MACHINE ROARING]

550
00:29:04,313 --> 00:29:05,315
Dad?

551
00:29:07,117 --> 00:29:08,119
What's up?

552
00:29:09,986 --> 00:29:11,255
What are you doing in here?

553
00:29:12,355 --> 00:29:14,089
What's that noise?

554
00:29:14,091 --> 00:29:17,125
- Do you smell Mexican food?
- No.

555
00:29:17,127 --> 00:29:18,158
No, no.

556
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,593
[MACHINE BEEPING]

557
00:29:19,595 --> 00:29:21,131
Your suitcase is beeping.

558
00:29:22,032 --> 00:29:23,001
Yeah.

559
00:29:29,172 --> 00:29:32,007
Dad, you're not supposed to eat
that stuff, Connie told me.

560
00:29:32,009 --> 00:29:34,310
- Glass houses.
- Glass houses?

561
00:29:34,312 --> 00:29:37,446
You don't look so fit yourself.
You could lose a few pounds.

562
00:29:37,448 --> 00:29:39,581
- Do you even exercise?
- Don't make this about me.

563
00:29:39,583 --> 00:29:41,050
I power walk.

564
00:29:41,052 --> 00:29:43,119
Why don't you come power walk
with me one day?

565
00:29:43,121 --> 00:29:44,352
- It'll do you good.
- Have you seen

566
00:29:44,354 --> 00:29:46,057
what people look like
when they power walk?

567
00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:48,493
[SIGHS]

568
00:29:49,462 --> 00:29:52,595
I've been moping the floors
of the locker rooms today, dad.

569
00:29:52,597 --> 00:29:55,532
Is that what you want,
to have me humiliated?

570
00:29:55,534 --> 00:29:57,601
Isn't is enough
that I'm living here with you?

571
00:29:57,603 --> 00:29:59,136
That my wife has left me?

572
00:29:59,138 --> 00:30:01,271
This is not
about public humiliation.

573
00:30:01,273 --> 00:30:04,043
If it were you'd still be
a mile ahead of me.

574
00:30:04,045 --> 00:30:07,009
I'm just trying to help you.
Believe me.

575
00:30:07,011 --> 00:30:10,381
I didn't pay for you to go
to Harvard to mop floors.

576
00:30:10,383 --> 00:30:12,249
You could've just
as easily gone

577
00:30:12,251 --> 00:30:14,185
to the state school
to mop floors.

578
00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:15,222
[SIGHS]

579
00:30:20,626 --> 00:30:22,526
- This was mom's?
- Yeah, yeah. I think so.

580
00:30:22,528 --> 00:30:23,596
Well, her name's on it.

581
00:30:24,497 --> 00:30:26,730
So you kept her suitcase...

582
00:30:26,732 --> 00:30:28,632
but you threw away
the priceless memento

583
00:30:28,634 --> 00:30:30,601
- from Pompeii.
- That thing couldn't have cost

584
00:30:30,603 --> 00:30:32,670
more than ten bucks
at the tchotchke store.

585
00:30:32,672 --> 00:30:34,373
So you do remember it.

586
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,141
Yeah, yeah. I remember.

587
00:30:36,143 --> 00:30:38,446
I didn't realize
it was so significant.

588
00:31:00,635 --> 00:31:04,472
[INDISTINCT TV COMMENTARY]

589
00:31:07,509 --> 00:31:11,377
They're winning seven-two.
Ninth inning.

590
00:31:11,379 --> 00:31:14,646
But watch, they will find a way
to blow it.

591
00:31:14,648 --> 00:31:16,584
This closer is horrible.

592
00:31:17,685 --> 00:31:20,487
- [NATE] Who are they playing?
- Philly.

593
00:31:20,489 --> 00:31:23,324
Remember how you used to hate
the Phillies?

594
00:31:23,326 --> 00:31:27,193
You went crazy when they traded
Dykstra and McDowell for that...

595
00:31:27,195 --> 00:31:28,628
What the hell
was that guy's name?

596
00:31:28,630 --> 00:31:30,765
- Juan Samuel.
- Juan Samuel.

597
00:31:30,767 --> 00:31:32,436
That was a horrible trade.

598
00:31:37,306 --> 00:31:38,208
This is good.

599
00:31:39,408 --> 00:31:40,510
[DOOR SHUTS]

600
00:31:43,146 --> 00:31:44,681
[SNIFFING]

601
00:31:47,216 --> 00:31:48,285
Someone's smoking pot.

602
00:31:53,357 --> 00:31:54,392
[SIGHS]

603
00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:57,328
Hawaiian Skunk?

604
00:31:58,162 --> 00:31:59,693
Purple Haze.

605
00:31:59,695 --> 00:32:01,430
I never have pegged you
for a pothead.

606
00:32:01,432 --> 00:32:02,500
You want to join me?

607
00:32:09,173 --> 00:32:10,542
I never touched this stuff.

608
00:32:11,443 --> 00:32:13,278
I was a good Catholic girl.

609
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,215
I only started smoking when...

610
00:32:18,116 --> 00:32:19,682
I had to do the chemo.

611
00:32:19,684 --> 00:32:22,551
I mean, it really works well,
you know...

612
00:32:22,553 --> 00:32:24,119
with the nausea.

613
00:32:24,121 --> 00:32:25,356
You did chemotherapy?

614
00:32:26,690 --> 00:32:29,127
Yeah. I had breast cancer.

615
00:32:30,462 --> 00:32:32,761
Nothing like your mother
went through.

616
00:32:32,763 --> 00:32:33,797
I guess I was lucky,

617
00:32:33,799 --> 00:32:36,369
but it didn't seem so
at that time, you know?

618
00:32:38,536 --> 00:32:40,072
Anyway, that's, um...

619
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,272
that's how I met your dad.

620
00:32:42,274 --> 00:32:43,706
He was volunteering
at the hospital,

621
00:32:43,708 --> 00:32:46,843
and every day he would come,
and...

622
00:32:46,845 --> 00:32:50,179
[CHUCKLES] Oh, God,
he would tell me these jokes,

623
00:32:50,181 --> 00:32:53,684
and I would laugh and laugh,
and...

624
00:32:53,686 --> 00:32:55,221
[SIGHS]

625
00:32:56,354 --> 00:32:58,058
I think he saved my life.

626
00:33:01,361 --> 00:33:05,463
- He volunteers at the hospital?
- Yeah. Every Tuesday.

627
00:33:05,465 --> 00:33:07,465
Anyway, that's why, you know,
I've been trying to get him

628
00:33:07,467 --> 00:33:08,701
to eat better because...

629
00:33:09,803 --> 00:33:12,236
you know, I feel
like I owe him one.

630
00:33:12,238 --> 00:33:13,571
And I know

631
00:33:13,573 --> 00:33:16,307
that he sneaks junk food
in the garage.

632
00:33:16,309 --> 00:33:18,813
- He won't change.
- You're probably right.

633
00:33:22,516 --> 00:33:25,484
- You remind me of him.
- [COUGHING]

634
00:33:25,486 --> 00:33:29,324
[LAUGHING] No, no, I mean
in a good way. In a good way.

635
00:33:31,691 --> 00:33:34,927
Those ladies today
were very impressed with you.

636
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:38,429
- The Cranberry Bog Players?
- Yeah.

637
00:33:38,431 --> 00:33:39,601
Well, that's very nice.

638
00:33:41,334 --> 00:33:43,768
Why don't you come direct
a show?

639
00:33:43,770 --> 00:33:46,872
No, no. I could probably get you
a small stipend and...

640
00:33:46,874 --> 00:33:49,176
Look I know writing
is your thing,

641
00:33:49,178 --> 00:33:53,479
but God, we would be
so thrilled to have you.

642
00:33:53,481 --> 00:33:55,884
Oh, God.
We need leadership.

643
00:33:57,486 --> 00:33:58,621
Please.

644
00:34:01,523 --> 00:34:02,525
[GABE] <i>Daddy?</i>

645
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:03,860
<i>Daddy?</i>

646
00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:06,128
<i>Are you listening?</i>

647
00:34:06,728 --> 00:34:07,729
Mm-hmm.

648
00:34:09,932 --> 00:34:12,433
<i>You're acting weird.</i>

649
00:34:12,435 --> 00:34:15,203
I was just thinking
that when you talk,

650
00:34:15,205 --> 00:34:18,306
your mouth looks
just like your mommy's.

651
00:34:18,308 --> 00:34:21,776
At least, how I remember
your mommy's mouth used to look

652
00:34:21,778 --> 00:34:23,814
when she used to talk to me.

653
00:34:25,982 --> 00:34:27,884
<i>Daddy, are you all right?</i>

654
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,884
I miss you, Gabe.

655
00:34:30,886 --> 00:34:32,486
<i>We need to get going,
we're invited</i>

656
00:34:32,488 --> 00:34:33,553
<i>to a command performance</i>

657
00:34:33,555 --> 00:34:35,392
<i>at the royal ballet
in Monte Carlo.</i>

658
00:34:37,927 --> 00:34:39,196
<i>All right, sweetie.</i>

659
00:34:40,431 --> 00:34:42,798
<i>That's one terrific look, Nate.
Like...</i>

660
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,599
<i>Buddy Hackett gone to seed.</i>

661
00:34:44,601 --> 00:34:46,501
<i>Are you even getting
any work done there?</i>

662
00:34:46,503 --> 00:34:48,436
- Yes.
- <i>What?</i>

663
00:34:48,438 --> 00:34:49,938
It just so happens,
they've asked me

664
00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:51,505
to direct <i>The Mikado.</i>

665
00:34:51,507 --> 00:34:53,007
<i>Who... who wants you to direct?</i>

666
00:34:53,009 --> 00:34:56,244
- The Cranberry Bog Players.
- <i>The what?</i>

667
00:34:56,246 --> 00:34:58,247
The Theatre Troupe
here at the community.

668
00:34:58,249 --> 00:34:59,582
- <i>The old people?</i>
- Some of them

669
00:34:59,584 --> 00:35:03,386
- are late middle-aged, actually.
- [LAUGHS] <i>Oh, my God, Nate,</i>

670
00:35:03,388 --> 00:35:04,453
<i>are you joking?</i>

671
00:35:04,455 --> 00:35:07,022
<i>The idea is to get back
in the game,</i>

672
00:35:07,024 --> 00:35:08,626
<i>not to hang up your jersey.</i>

673
00:35:09,961 --> 00:35:11,263
[DOOR KNOCKING]

674
00:35:14,798 --> 00:35:16,267
- What?
- Power walk?

675
00:35:19,336 --> 00:35:22,773
[ELLIS] Have you ever heard
of the Korean war?

676
00:35:22,775 --> 00:35:25,009
Yeah. I have. Yeah.

677
00:35:25,011 --> 00:35:27,344
I never know
with you young people.

678
00:35:27,346 --> 00:35:29,512
Let me guess,
you were in Korea?

679
00:35:29,514 --> 00:35:32,048
Incheon, Busan, Seoul.

680
00:35:32,050 --> 00:35:34,418
Even pushed across the 38th.

681
00:35:34,420 --> 00:35:35,822
Greatest time of my life.

682
00:35:37,322 --> 00:35:41,458
Every young man should go
to war. See the world.

683
00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:43,326
I learned a lot
from those bucket heads.

684
00:35:43,328 --> 00:35:45,496
Yeah, uh,
people don't really say

685
00:35:45,498 --> 00:35:46,930
"bucket heads" anymore.

686
00:35:46,932 --> 00:35:48,098
They should.

687
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:51,435
- Ever seen a Korean's head?
- It's a little bit racist.

688
00:35:51,437 --> 00:35:53,638
You're gonna tell me
about racist?

689
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,006
I saw a less racism
from those bucket heads

690
00:35:56,008 --> 00:35:57,711
than from my fellow marines.

691
00:35:59,912 --> 00:36:02,546
Orientals, if you prefer.

692
00:36:02,548 --> 00:36:03,714
Here's my point,

693
00:36:03,716 --> 00:36:08,385
the Koreans have a philosophy
about mundane business.

694
00:36:08,387 --> 00:36:10,922
You get inside the task.

695
00:36:10,924 --> 00:36:15,494
Make it less about the goal,
and more about the process.

696
00:36:15,496 --> 00:36:18,600
Maybe that's why their gals
are so good at fellatio.

697
00:36:21,469 --> 00:36:23,735
Don't mention that last bit
to Mrs. Stangle.

698
00:36:23,737 --> 00:36:25,637
I knew it. You have a thing
for Helen, don't you?

699
00:36:25,639 --> 00:36:27,840
She's kind of a silver fox,
that one. Kinda...

700
00:36:27,842 --> 00:36:29,544
kinda old-lady-hot.

701
00:36:30,578 --> 00:36:32,378
I've got dibs on her.

702
00:36:32,380 --> 00:36:33,511
You understand?

703
00:36:33,513 --> 00:36:35,481
If I catch you anywhere
near her,

704
00:36:35,483 --> 00:36:37,783
I will crush your windpipe,
believe me,

705
00:36:37,785 --> 00:36:39,452
I could still kick
your lame ass.

706
00:36:39,454 --> 00:36:41,354
Oh, whoa. Take it easy.
I'm married, okay?

707
00:36:41,356 --> 00:36:42,425
She's all yours.

708
00:36:43,425 --> 00:36:44,760
Wow.

709
00:36:49,865 --> 00:36:52,099
Wait, Ellis. Ellis. Ellis.
What do you mean

710
00:36:52,101 --> 00:36:54,401
about getting inside
the process?

711
00:36:54,403 --> 00:36:55,438
What? Hell.

712
00:36:56,537 --> 00:36:58,374
What, they'd let anyone
in Harvard?

713
00:36:59,576 --> 00:37:02,777
There's a lot of crappy jobs,
you see?

714
00:37:02,779 --> 00:37:05,580
Somebody's got to shovel shit.

715
00:37:05,582 --> 00:37:08,549
In America, the shit shoveler
sits there grumbling

716
00:37:08,551 --> 00:37:11,652
that he's too good
to shovel shit.

717
00:37:11,654 --> 00:37:14,822
That every shovel full of shit
is a personal upfront

718
00:37:14,824 --> 00:37:18,025
to who he ought to be,
what he was born to be.

719
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:20,094
Now, in Asia it's different.

720
00:37:20,096 --> 00:37:22,064
The shit shoveler
just tries to be

721
00:37:22,066 --> 00:37:24,800
the best shit shoveler
he can be.

722
00:37:24,802 --> 00:37:27,535
And when he gets home,
he's proud.

723
00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:29,405
He can wash his hands
thoroughly,

724
00:37:29,407 --> 00:37:30,706
look his wife in the eye,

725
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:33,941
and be satisfied with the day
of honest work.

726
00:37:33,943 --> 00:37:36,445
What if I don't want to be
a shit shoveler?

727
00:37:36,447 --> 00:37:37,678
You're not!

728
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:39,747
You're a towel-folder.
Be happy!

729
00:37:39,749 --> 00:37:40,749
Shoveling shit stinks.

730
00:37:40,751 --> 00:37:43,084
Well, I'm not a goddamn
towel folder either.

731
00:37:43,086 --> 00:37:45,186
Oh, you're right about that!

732
00:37:45,188 --> 00:37:48,658
I've never seen
a worse towel folder.

733
00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:50,062
In fact, you're fired.

734
00:38:04,576 --> 00:38:05,444
[ALLISON] I Googled you.

735
00:38:06,178 --> 00:38:08,710
You were kinda hot shit once.

736
00:38:08,712 --> 00:38:10,981
Well, thank you for qualifying
that statement,

737
00:38:10,983 --> 00:38:12,682
because I was afraid of getting
a big hit.

738
00:38:12,684 --> 00:38:14,651
I didn't mean it like that.

739
00:38:14,653 --> 00:38:16,086
My mom has this crazy idea

740
00:38:16,088 --> 00:38:18,722
that you're gonna
come help them with the play.

741
00:38:18,724 --> 00:38:21,157
Why is it so crazy?
You're helping them.

742
00:38:21,159 --> 00:38:22,661
Yeah, but that's different.

743
00:38:23,728 --> 00:38:24,630
Why?

744
00:38:25,221 --> 00:38:26,867
Well, I don't have
any other options.

745
00:38:34,908 --> 00:38:36,006
As a starting point,

746
00:38:36,008 --> 00:38:39,243
I thought we could have
a theoretical conversation

747
00:38:39,245 --> 00:38:43,047
about what Gilbert and Sullivan
were trying to do

748
00:38:43,049 --> 00:38:44,283
with <i>The Mikado.</i>

749
00:38:44,285 --> 00:38:46,685
- By setting the play in Japan...
- [DEE] What are you doing?

750
00:38:46,687 --> 00:38:48,589
What are you digging around
in that purse? What's in there?

751
00:38:52,158 --> 00:38:53,892
- An opportunity...
- [DEE] I would appreciate it,

752
00:38:53,894 --> 00:38:55,093
if you don't roll those eyes
at me.

753
00:38:55,095 --> 00:38:56,196
I got a responsibility here.

754
00:38:59,266 --> 00:39:00,535
So sorry. Go ahead.

755
00:39:03,904 --> 00:39:05,771
You know, let's forget theory.

756
00:39:05,773 --> 00:39:07,673
Let's start with the basics.

757
00:39:07,675 --> 00:39:10,208
How far have you all gotten
so far?

758
00:39:10,210 --> 00:39:11,510
Well, we...

759
00:39:11,512 --> 00:39:15,081
we have definitely decided
that we are doing <i>The Mikado,</i>

760
00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:17,115
but maybe just
the "Three Little Maids" number,

761
00:39:17,117 --> 00:39:19,719
- maybe not the whole thing.
- It's very long.

762
00:39:19,721 --> 00:39:22,990
I wanted to do "Brigadoon",
it's so romantic.

763
00:39:22,992 --> 00:39:25,158
I played Meg in <i>Summer Stock.</i>

764
00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,261
I would've preferred to see you
in chicken stock.

765
00:39:28,263 --> 00:39:29,796
[HELEN] <i>The Racine Journal Times</i>

766
00:39:29,798 --> 00:39:32,064
called my performance
"hypnotic".

767
00:39:32,066 --> 00:39:34,503
- You made them very sleepy.
- [HELEN] Yeah.

768
00:39:38,073 --> 00:39:41,107
Oh, now, this a clipping
from 1977?

769
00:39:41,109 --> 00:39:42,245
But look at the picture.

770
00:39:49,786 --> 00:39:52,020
[GABE SPEAKING IN FRENCH]

771
00:39:52,022 --> 00:39:55,155
Oh, yeah. It's big.

772
00:39:55,157 --> 00:39:58,159
So, Gabe, what are you doing
over there? Are you doing camp?

773
00:39:58,161 --> 00:40:01,228
- Are you doing swim lessons?
- [GABE] <i>I'm doing swimming.</i>

774
00:40:01,230 --> 00:40:05,699
<i>I can jump in the water,
swim underwater, and cannonball.</i>

775
00:40:05,701 --> 00:40:08,636
You know, grandpa taught me
how to cannonball.

776
00:40:08,638 --> 00:40:10,305
<i>You know how to cannonball,
daddy?</i>

777
00:40:10,307 --> 00:40:12,677
Oh, yeah.
Just a little out of practice.

778
00:40:14,044 --> 00:40:16,879
Okay, we're gonna try
an improv activity

779
00:40:16,881 --> 00:40:19,347
called "Martian, lion, pig",

780
00:40:19,349 --> 00:40:21,950
and everybody chooses
a creature, uh,

781
00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:24,687
either a Martian, like this,
"beep-boop",

782
00:40:24,689 --> 00:40:27,055
or a lion. [ROARS]

783
00:40:27,057 --> 00:40:28,158
Or a pig.

784
00:40:28,758 --> 00:40:29,992
[SNORTS]

785
00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:31,762
Does everybody understand
so far?

786
00:40:32,829 --> 00:40:34,029
Roar.

787
00:40:34,031 --> 00:40:35,734
No, Gert,
I'm still explaining it.

788
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:37,803
- Gert...
- I could...

789
00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:39,868
take her place.

790
00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:41,705
Thank you. Please.

791
00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:43,940
Okay, now I'm gonna countdown
from three,

792
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:48,177
and, uh, then everybody chooses
what creature they wanna be,

793
00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:49,946
and we'll see how long it takes

794
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,915
until we all choose
the same thing.

795
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:54,116
Three.

796
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,284
Two.

797
00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:56,353
One.

798
00:40:56,355 --> 00:40:58,158
[MIMICKING ANIMALS]

799
00:41:01,628 --> 00:41:04,729
Okay. Let's try again.
You're missing out, Gert.

800
00:41:04,731 --> 00:41:06,731
Three, two, one.

801
00:41:06,733 --> 00:41:08,267
[MIMICKING ANIMALS]

802
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:12,038
[ALLISON] Mind if I join you?

803
00:41:12,972 --> 00:41:14,771
Oh, uh, yeah. Please.

804
00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:17,310
Nigel is a surprisingly talented
barista.

805
00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:20,746
So...

806
00:41:21,915 --> 00:41:24,216
are you happy
with your first rehearsal?

807
00:41:24,218 --> 00:41:26,652
I'm concentrating on process.

808
00:41:26,654 --> 00:41:27,655
- Oh.
- [HELEN] Oh.

809
00:41:28,656 --> 00:41:29,754
Check it out.

810
00:41:29,756 --> 00:41:30,857
[ELLIS CHUCKLES]

811
00:41:33,259 --> 00:41:34,962
- [ELLIS] Cappuccino?
- [HELEN] Okay.

812
00:41:36,163 --> 00:41:38,129
[ALLISON] I'm actually here
on a mission.

813
00:41:38,131 --> 00:41:42,234
My mom would like you
to come over for dinner tonight.

814
00:41:42,236 --> 00:41:44,236
Mm. Uh, I don't think so.

815
00:41:44,238 --> 00:41:47,206
Dude, I eat alone with my mom
every night.

816
00:41:47,208 --> 00:41:49,208
Is dinner at your dad's
really a party

817
00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:50,345
that you can't miss?

818
00:41:53,213 --> 00:41:55,014
Don't look now, but I think

819
00:41:55,016 --> 00:41:57,152
Helen is sort of making
goo-goo eyes at me.

820
00:41:59,253 --> 00:42:01,054
No, I don't think so.

821
00:42:01,056 --> 00:42:02,791
So, what do you say? Dinner?

822
00:42:04,092 --> 00:42:06,726
- [NATE SIGHS]
- [ALLISON] Come on, come on.

823
00:42:06,728 --> 00:42:07,762
Lasagna.

824
00:42:08,262 --> 00:42:10,096
- Okay.
- Okay!

825
00:42:10,098 --> 00:42:12,399
Hang in there, buddy.
It could be worse.

826
00:42:12,401 --> 00:42:14,301
They could be doing
<i>Starlight Express.</i>

827
00:42:14,303 --> 00:42:15,468
I'll see you at seven.

828
00:42:15,470 --> 00:42:16,739
Later tonight, Joe.

829
00:42:24,446 --> 00:42:25,714
[DOOR LOCKING]

830
00:42:27,183 --> 00:42:31,350
I just wanted a moment alone
with you. I hope you don't mind.

831
00:42:31,352 --> 00:42:33,152
Uh, actually I'm just...

832
00:42:33,154 --> 00:42:36,090
You know,
it is absolutely fabulous

833
00:42:36,092 --> 00:42:38,226
- that you've come on board.
- Thank you, Helen.

834
00:42:38,228 --> 00:42:42,463
- I'll just wash my hands.
- You are so talented.

835
00:42:42,465 --> 00:42:45,099
Oh. No, I'm not sure you can...
you can tell...

836
00:42:45,101 --> 00:42:48,936
I'm a connoisseur
of talented men.

837
00:42:48,938 --> 00:42:51,005
- Oh.
- I just want you to know,

838
00:42:51,007 --> 00:42:55,443
if you ever need me to audition,
or to run lines,

839
00:42:55,445 --> 00:42:58,684
or to do
another improv exercise...

840
00:42:59,816 --> 00:43:00,952
I'm around.

841
00:43:01,818 --> 00:43:02,987
Let's just say...

842
00:43:04,021 --> 00:43:07,359
my door is always...

843
00:43:08,459 --> 00:43:09,727
open.

844
00:43:17,535 --> 00:43:18,737
[DOOR KNOCKING]

845
00:43:20,171 --> 00:43:21,370
Stop me
if you've heard this one.

846
00:43:21,372 --> 00:43:22,806
- Come in.
- [BOB] Zimmerman goes

847
00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:24,174
to the doctor
and the doctor says,

848
00:43:24,176 --> 00:43:25,509
"I don't know
how to tell you this,

849
00:43:25,511 --> 00:43:27,110
but you've got
to stop masturbating."

850
00:43:27,112 --> 00:43:28,244
I've heard it.

851
00:43:28,246 --> 00:43:29,846
"So I can examine you."
That one?

852
00:43:29,848 --> 00:43:31,181
Yes, I've heard it.

853
00:43:31,183 --> 00:43:33,418
Gee, I... I forget
who I tell them to.

854
00:43:34,485 --> 00:43:35,221
Um...

855
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,154
Ellis told me that he fired you.

856
00:43:38,156 --> 00:43:40,257
Uh, yes, but, dad,
here's the thing...

857
00:43:40,259 --> 00:43:42,391
Connie explained
that you're helping the ladies

858
00:43:42,393 --> 00:43:43,462
with their show.

859
00:43:44,163 --> 00:43:45,997
That's very good.

860
00:43:45,999 --> 00:43:47,564
I'm sorry I didn't think
of that.

861
00:43:47,566 --> 00:43:49,135
It's far more appropriate.

862
00:43:52,571 --> 00:43:54,138
Are you going somewhere?

863
00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:55,175
[DOORBELL RINGS]

864
00:44:00,046 --> 00:44:02,280
- [ALLISON] Oh, look at you.
- [DEE] Who is that?

865
00:44:02,282 --> 00:44:03,414
Who's here?

866
00:44:03,416 --> 00:44:05,082
It's my drug dealer, mom.

867
00:44:05,084 --> 00:44:06,283
You want anything
while he's here.

868
00:44:06,285 --> 00:44:10,288
[DEE] Not funny. Not funny.
Hi. Come on in. Come on in.

869
00:44:10,290 --> 00:44:11,980
I'm glad you're here.

870
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,493
- [ALLISON] I'll take that.
- Okay.

871
00:44:14,495 --> 00:44:15,891
Thank you.

872
00:44:16,196 --> 00:44:17,672
Sit... sit down.

873
00:44:18,199 --> 00:44:21,465
And let me pour you
a glass of wine.

874
00:44:21,467 --> 00:44:22,770
You there.

875
00:44:24,471 --> 00:44:27,038
Yeah, that's perfect.

876
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,273
That's a nice Chianti.

877
00:44:28,275 --> 00:44:31,442
And start with that lasagna,
it's hot and nice right now...

878
00:44:31,444 --> 00:44:33,879
Well, everything is hot,
you know, that's...

879
00:44:33,881 --> 00:44:35,481
yeah, just go ahead.

880
00:44:35,483 --> 00:44:37,483
Hey, do you want
some cranberry juice, honey?

881
00:44:37,485 --> 00:44:39,954
- Yeah, please.
- Okay, it's in the fridge.

882
00:44:43,023 --> 00:44:44,125
[DEE] So...

883
00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:46,146
okay...

884
00:44:46,561 --> 00:44:50,128
here we are. Oh, goodness,
I forgot something.

885
00:44:50,130 --> 00:44:51,530
Uh... [CHUCKLES]

886
00:44:51,532 --> 00:44:55,235
I just remembered.
You guys just eat and...

887
00:44:55,237 --> 00:44:58,073
[MUSIC PLAYING]

888
00:44:59,007 --> 00:45:01,107
[ENGINE STARTING]

889
00:45:01,109 --> 00:45:02,578
She's up to something.

890
00:45:06,616 --> 00:45:08,151
[ALLISON CHUCKLES]

891
00:45:09,484 --> 00:45:11,384
You know, if you wanted
to have dinner with me,

892
00:45:11,386 --> 00:45:12,652
you could've just asked.

893
00:45:12,654 --> 00:45:15,388
- No need for this charade.
- Mm-hmm.

894
00:45:15,390 --> 00:45:16,292
So...

895
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,225
tell me what's wrong with you,
again?

896
00:45:19,227 --> 00:45:21,228
The short version,
my wife left me

897
00:45:21,230 --> 00:45:22,630
and took our son,

898
00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:24,835
and I had no place else to go.

899
00:45:25,601 --> 00:45:26,903
What happened?

900
00:45:29,005 --> 00:45:32,106
I think when you fall in love
with someone...

901
00:45:32,108 --> 00:45:33,374
you're partially falling in love

902
00:45:33,376 --> 00:45:35,309
with the person they are
at that moment,

903
00:45:35,311 --> 00:45:38,449
and partially with the person
you hoped they would become.

904
00:45:40,217 --> 00:45:41,952
Maybe I let her down
in that regard.

905
00:45:43,153 --> 00:45:45,022
She kind of gave up
on the potential me.

906
00:45:47,692 --> 00:45:50,493
- So, what's wrong with you?
- Well...

907
00:45:50,495 --> 00:45:53,498
you see how my mom is with food?
Um...

908
00:45:55,033 --> 00:45:58,167
Well, that's how I am
with a few other things.

909
00:45:58,169 --> 00:46:00,404
Specifically, vodka and cocaine.

910
00:46:01,471 --> 00:46:04,702
[CHUCKLES] I was in band
and we were...

911
00:46:05,642 --> 00:46:09,011
on the road an awful lot,
and I think I just took things

912
00:46:09,013 --> 00:46:09,983
a little too far.

913
00:46:10,481 --> 00:46:11,583
I got arrested.

914
00:46:12,684 --> 00:46:14,617
But I traded jail time
for rehab,

915
00:46:14,619 --> 00:46:16,987
and Dee is my halfway house.

916
00:46:16,989 --> 00:46:21,124
I am quite literally a prisoner
of Cranberry Bog.

917
00:46:21,126 --> 00:46:24,126
- Oh, my God, that's so horrible.
- [ALLISON CHUCKLES]

918
00:46:24,128 --> 00:46:25,394
Uh...

919
00:46:25,396 --> 00:46:27,998
So you're kind of like
a bad girl?

920
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,166
Well... [CHUCKLES]

921
00:46:29,168 --> 00:46:32,436
I wouldn't say that, I mean,
I did drive a mean Harley,

922
00:46:32,438 --> 00:46:34,942
but, no. I'm really a musician.

923
00:46:36,042 --> 00:46:39,209
I wouldn't mind teaching piano
to kids.

924
00:46:39,211 --> 00:46:40,310
Something like that.

925
00:46:40,312 --> 00:46:42,013
I think once I serve my time
with Dee,

926
00:46:42,015 --> 00:46:44,582
I'll go to Seattle or something
and start over.

927
00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:46,520
- Why Seattle?
- Um...

928
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:49,656
Can't get much further
from New Jersey.

929
00:47:22,591 --> 00:47:26,329
My door is always open.

930
00:47:31,198 --> 00:47:35,135
Hey. I called my cousin Clara
to see if she knows you.

931
00:47:35,137 --> 00:47:37,770
She's so important,
she doesn't take anyone's call.

932
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:40,774
When Neil Simon calls,
she says, "I'll call him back."

933
00:47:40,776 --> 00:47:44,209
Stephen Sondheim calls,
she says, "I'll call him back."

934
00:47:44,211 --> 00:47:46,579
But when her cousin Gert calls,

935
00:47:46,581 --> 00:47:48,315
that call she takes.

936
00:47:48,317 --> 00:47:49,750
[NATE] What's she saying?

937
00:47:49,752 --> 00:47:51,418
She's gonna call me back.

938
00:47:51,420 --> 00:47:53,087
Okay, well, let me know.

939
00:47:53,089 --> 00:47:55,589
Everybody gather around,
I've worked out the casting

940
00:47:55,591 --> 00:47:56,759
for our number.

941
00:47:58,326 --> 00:48:00,494
Now, all the parts
are good parts.

942
00:48:00,496 --> 00:48:02,462
So let's not get too hung up
on this,

943
00:48:02,464 --> 00:48:04,465
especially since we're
only doing one number.

944
00:48:04,467 --> 00:48:05,469
[CLEARS THROAT]

945
00:48:06,268 --> 00:48:06,770
Dee...

946
00:48:08,136 --> 00:48:10,671
will play Yum-Yum.
That's a soprano part,

947
00:48:10,673 --> 00:48:13,010
and this isn't operetta, and...

948
00:48:13,843 --> 00:48:16,278
she's the closest.
Helen...

949
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:17,582
will play Peep-Bo.

950
00:48:18,282 --> 00:48:19,414
That's a mezzo.

951
00:48:19,416 --> 00:48:22,117
And, Gert,
you can play Pitti-Sing.

952
00:48:22,119 --> 00:48:25,419
That's a mezzo also, but, uh,
you can sing it however you do.

953
00:48:25,421 --> 00:48:26,720
I don't sing.

954
00:48:26,722 --> 00:48:29,256
Gert, why do you always have
to be so negative?

955
00:48:29,258 --> 00:48:31,292
Nothing negative about it,
I don't sing.

956
00:48:31,294 --> 00:48:32,494
Nate...

957
00:48:32,496 --> 00:48:34,199
may I speak to you outside?

958
00:48:38,136 --> 00:48:39,737
Helen, what's going on?

959
00:48:41,573 --> 00:48:42,775
Helen, are you crying?

960
00:48:43,707 --> 00:48:46,210
You never even gave me a chance.

961
00:48:47,411 --> 00:48:48,247
Oh.

962
00:48:48,775 --> 00:48:52,147
Peep-Bo is a very good part.
We're only doing one number.

963
00:48:52,149 --> 00:48:53,882
I don't care about that.

964
00:48:53,884 --> 00:48:55,420
[NATE] Oh. So, uh...

965
00:48:56,487 --> 00:48:57,757
what are we talking about?

966
00:49:00,126 --> 00:49:01,127
Nate...

967
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:03,529
I'm not a fool.

968
00:49:04,863 --> 00:49:07,164
- I know I'm old.
- No, no, you're not.

969
00:49:07,166 --> 00:49:08,264
- I am.
- You're not.

970
00:49:08,266 --> 00:49:09,134
I am.

971
00:49:10,001 --> 00:49:12,168
But when a lady says her door
is open,

972
00:49:12,170 --> 00:49:14,204
a polite gentleman
can at least...

973
00:49:14,206 --> 00:49:15,539
Oh, I see.

974
00:49:15,541 --> 00:49:17,677
- Of course.
- Oh, it's settled then?

975
00:49:19,411 --> 00:49:23,281
Drinks at my place.
I'll see you at eight.

976
00:49:23,283 --> 00:49:24,551
Now let's rehearse.

977
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:28,453
We've got a show to do.

978
00:49:28,455 --> 00:49:29,590
Ready, ladies?

979
00:49:32,325 --> 00:49:35,393
<i>Everything is a source of fun</i>

980
00:49:35,395 --> 00:49:38,263
[PIANO PLAYING]

981
00:49:38,265 --> 00:49:41,435
<i>Nobody's safe
For we care for none</i>

982
00:49:44,471 --> 00:49:47,409
[SPEAKING] Life is a joke
that's just begun.

983
00:49:48,708 --> 00:49:52,246
<i>Life is a joke
That's just begun</i>

984
00:49:53,713 --> 00:49:57,251
[SPEAKING] Life is a joke
that's just begun.

985
00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:05,894
[MUSIC PLAYING]

986
00:50:25,914 --> 00:50:27,149
[DOOR OPENS]

987
00:50:30,252 --> 00:50:31,787
What do you think? Hmm?

988
00:50:34,623 --> 00:50:36,124
For <i>The Mikado.</i>

989
00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:39,659
It's Japanese.
I'm going to show Connie.

990
00:50:39,661 --> 00:50:40,496
Oh.

991
00:50:40,929 --> 00:50:42,463
Great idea.

992
00:50:42,465 --> 00:50:45,636
Come in. I got some sake.
[CHUCKLES]

993
00:50:46,768 --> 00:50:49,473
[MUSIC PLAYING]

994
00:50:53,409 --> 00:50:55,878
I like my sake cold.

995
00:50:57,314 --> 00:50:59,184
And my men warm.

996
00:51:00,783 --> 00:51:02,486
I wanna show you something,
Nate.

997
00:51:09,892 --> 00:51:11,892
That's Pablo Robles.

998
00:51:11,894 --> 00:51:14,562
He was in the import/export
business.

999
00:51:14,564 --> 00:51:18,466
I think he might've been
a drug dealer as well.

1000
00:51:18,468 --> 00:51:21,436
Have you ever heard
of a courtesan?

1001
00:51:21,438 --> 00:51:22,440
Hmm.

1002
00:51:24,042 --> 00:51:27,677
That is Notin Shre.

1003
00:51:27,679 --> 00:51:30,413
He was in the Burmese
governing junta.

1004
00:51:30,415 --> 00:51:32,982
We were lovers for five years.

1005
00:51:32,984 --> 00:51:35,987
I've spent my life
as a courtesan.

1006
00:51:37,489 --> 00:51:40,489
I've traveled the world
as the guest of...

1007
00:51:40,491 --> 00:51:42,293
powerful married men.

1008
00:51:49,434 --> 00:51:52,435
I generally saw a side
of these men,

1009
00:51:52,437 --> 00:51:55,705
that for one reason or another,
they couldn't show their wives

1010
00:51:55,707 --> 00:51:56,443
or the world.

1011
00:51:57,543 --> 00:52:01,611
The side of them
that was scared to fail.

1012
00:52:01,613 --> 00:52:03,816
Or succeed for that matter.

1013
00:52:04,816 --> 00:52:05,684
The side...

1014
00:52:06,519 --> 00:52:08,321
that lacked confidence.

1015
00:52:09,922 --> 00:52:10,723
I see.

1016
00:52:13,826 --> 00:52:16,863
You could use some confidence,
Nate.

1017
00:52:19,598 --> 00:52:20,667
You think so?

1018
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:22,502
Oh, yes.

1019
00:52:23,636 --> 00:52:25,573
I know about these things.

1020
00:52:30,810 --> 00:52:32,743
Oh, Ellis really like you.

1021
00:52:32,745 --> 00:52:35,113
Did you know...
did you know that?

1022
00:52:35,115 --> 00:52:37,349
I mean, it's obvious to me.
[CLEARS THROAT]

1023
00:52:37,351 --> 00:52:38,918
But he's so old.

1024
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,352
Yeah, he's kinda old.

1025
00:52:40,354 --> 00:52:43,691
But he's, uh, very devoted,
and...

1026
00:52:44,925 --> 00:52:46,295
surprisingly fit.

1027
00:52:47,128 --> 00:52:47,929
Uh...

1028
00:52:49,496 --> 00:52:51,432
And he... you know what,
he thinks the world of you.

1029
00:52:52,867 --> 00:52:54,666
Maybe it's time
you let someone else

1030
00:52:54,668 --> 00:52:55,670
take care of you.

1031
00:52:58,573 --> 00:53:00,409
[SIGHS]
I'll see you at rehearsal.

1032
00:53:06,415 --> 00:53:07,472
Oh, Ellis.

1033
00:53:07,772 --> 00:53:09,850
- I told you she was mine.
- Oh, no, no...

1034
00:53:09,852 --> 00:53:12,085
- I told you I had dibs.
- It's not what it looks like.

1035
00:53:12,087 --> 00:53:13,323
Nate.

1036
00:53:14,022 --> 00:53:15,522
Thank you.

1037
00:53:15,524 --> 00:53:16,757
Thank you.

1038
00:53:16,759 --> 00:53:18,428
Oh. Hi, Ellis.

1039
00:53:25,501 --> 00:53:27,036
Think you're fooling me?

1040
00:53:38,014 --> 00:53:40,447
[ELLIS] You think
you're gonna get away?

1041
00:53:40,449 --> 00:53:42,585
I'll get you! Oh!

1042
00:53:49,192 --> 00:53:50,028
[HUFFING]

1043
00:53:51,127 --> 00:53:52,928
[NATE] He saw me
coming out of Helen's,

1044
00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:55,564
I... you know, she was...
she gave me sake, she had...

1045
00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:58,734
- What are you talking about?
- Ellis is chasing me.

1046
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,502
He's gonna crush my windpipe.

1047
00:54:00,504 --> 00:54:01,573
Do you have another helmet?

1048
00:54:03,607 --> 00:54:06,174
Not much muscle under the hood.

1049
00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:09,545
Yeah, well, I figure I'd go
power walking with my dad.

1050
00:54:09,547 --> 00:54:11,146
[CHUCKLES] It's a Vespa.

1051
00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:13,615
- [ELLIS] Got him now!
- [NATE] There he is.

1052
00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:15,520
Shit. All right. Hold on.

1053
00:54:16,188 --> 00:54:18,424
[SCREAMS]

1054
00:54:22,494 --> 00:54:24,059
[ELLIS] Come on, Kroll.

1055
00:54:24,061 --> 00:54:26,563
I know you're hiding somewhere.

1056
00:54:26,565 --> 00:54:28,099
I just want to talk!

1057
00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:32,101
Kroll, take it like a man!

1058
00:54:32,103 --> 00:54:34,171
[WHISPERS] He thinks
I was hitting on his girl.

1059
00:54:34,173 --> 00:54:36,774
Oh, is that your thing?
You're a granny banger?

1060
00:54:36,776 --> 00:54:39,510
I bang a lot of grannies, yeah.
I do.

1061
00:54:39,512 --> 00:54:42,680
I mean, no... but seriously,
she's a very attractive woman.

1062
00:54:42,682 --> 00:54:44,814
And... and, uh, I'm not...

1063
00:54:44,816 --> 00:54:46,783
I don't think you're a dick
for not wanting to stick it

1064
00:54:46,785 --> 00:54:47,952
to an 80-year-old.

1065
00:54:47,954 --> 00:54:49,252
Thank you.
You're very understanding,

1066
00:54:49,254 --> 00:54:50,957
- and I appreciate it.
- [CHUCKLES]

1067
00:54:51,990 --> 00:54:52,992
[SIGHS]

1068
00:54:56,127 --> 00:54:57,929
Would you read a play
I've been working on?

1069
00:54:57,931 --> 00:55:01,666
- Well, I'm more of a music girl.
- But you're smart.

1070
00:55:01,668 --> 00:55:03,668
And not to be overly pathetic,

1071
00:55:03,670 --> 00:55:07,575
but I think you might be
my only friend right now.

1072
00:55:08,909 --> 00:55:11,576
But which Nate wants
to be friends,

1073
00:55:11,578 --> 00:55:13,114
you or the potential you?

1074
00:55:15,848 --> 00:55:16,850
Both.

1075
00:55:21,256 --> 00:55:22,724
Sure, I'll read it.

1076
00:55:23,791 --> 00:55:24,927
I'm outnumbered.

1077
00:55:31,164 --> 00:55:33,566
- [NATE] Where are you?
- <i>Geneva.</i>

1078
00:55:33,568 --> 00:55:36,702
<i>Henri decided to go to India
on a trip, so we came here.</i>

1079
00:55:36,704 --> 00:55:39,705
- <i>That's a bore.</i>
- Are you drinking wine in bed?

1080
00:55:39,707 --> 00:55:41,573
<i>I'm in Europe,
it's not that weird.</i>

1081
00:55:41,575 --> 00:55:43,709
- Yeah?
- <i>Everything's great, Nate.</i>

1082
00:55:43,711 --> 00:55:46,980
<i>I'm building Henri's collection,
I've got a blank check.</i>

1083
00:55:46,982 --> 00:55:49,049
<i>It's every art-doer's dream.</i>

1084
00:55:49,051 --> 00:55:50,053
<i>Talk to your son.</i>

1085
00:55:51,620 --> 00:55:53,886
- <i>Hi, daddy.</i>
- Hi, sweetheart.

1086
00:55:53,888 --> 00:55:56,089
- <i>Are you smiling?</i>
- Am I?

1087
00:55:56,091 --> 00:55:58,017
Yeah. Yeah.

1088
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,127
I had a nice evening, I guess,
and I'm glad to see you.

1089
00:56:01,129 --> 00:56:02,563
- <i>Daddy.</i>
- Yeah?

1090
00:56:02,565 --> 00:56:04,567
<i>Can you bark like a sea lion?</i>

1091
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:06,732
[CLEARS THROAT]

1092
00:56:06,734 --> 00:56:08,604
[MIMICKING SEA LION]

1093
00:56:09,706 --> 00:56:11,673
[KNOCKING ON THE WALL]

1094
00:56:11,675 --> 00:56:13,077
[BOB]
<i>I'm trying to sleep.</i>

1095
00:56:14,311 --> 00:56:16,847
- [SOFTLY MIMICS SEA LION]
- [LAUGHING]

1096
00:56:18,814 --> 00:56:20,213
[DOOR KNOCKING]

1097
00:56:20,215 --> 00:56:21,651
Yeah.

1098
00:56:22,218 --> 00:56:23,187
Power walk?

1099
00:56:25,121 --> 00:56:26,122
Yeah.

1100
00:56:43,006 --> 00:56:44,842
[PANTING]

1101
00:56:47,344 --> 00:56:49,877
[PANTING]

1102
00:56:49,879 --> 00:56:51,846
So, Zimmerman is seeing
his doctor,

1103
00:56:51,848 --> 00:56:54,283
and he's got a carrot
in one nostril,

1104
00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:56,185
a string bean
in the other nostril,

1105
00:56:56,187 --> 00:56:58,387
and asparagus spear in one ear,

1106
00:56:58,389 --> 00:57:00,189
and a piece on celery
in the other.

1107
00:57:00,191 --> 00:57:02,092
And the doctor says,
"I don't think

1108
00:57:02,094 --> 00:57:03,662
you're eating properly."

1109
00:57:08,166 --> 00:57:10,001
Dad, that is never going
to be funny.

1110
00:57:11,769 --> 00:57:13,903
Other people think I'm funny.

1111
00:57:13,905 --> 00:57:14,907
They're wrong.

1112
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:16,808
Dad.

1113
00:57:18,210 --> 00:57:22,245
I'm thinking of taking a ride
out to mom's grave later.

1114
00:57:22,247 --> 00:57:23,349
You wanna come?

1115
00:57:26,419 --> 00:57:27,888
That's okay. You can go.

1116
00:57:29,087 --> 00:57:30,156
Don't you miss mom?

1117
00:57:32,290 --> 00:57:34,824
You know which story
reminds me most of mom?

1118
00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:36,861
Dad, can we just talk,
does it have to be a joke?

1119
00:57:36,863 --> 00:57:39,430
It's the one where Zimmerman
is alone

1120
00:57:39,432 --> 00:57:41,297
shipwrecked on a desert island,

1121
00:57:41,299 --> 00:57:45,804
<i>and all he's got with him
is a fishing rod and a dog...</i>

1122
00:57:45,806 --> 00:57:46,743
<i>and a sheep.</i>

1123
00:57:47,375 --> 00:57:50,909
<i>He has everything he needs
to survive.</i>

1124
00:57:50,911 --> 00:57:52,046
<i>But he's lonely.</i>

1125
00:57:53,146 --> 00:57:54,248
<i>Very lonely.</i>

1126
00:57:56,382 --> 00:57:59,052
<i>The sheep is starting
to look better and better.</i>

1127
00:58:00,420 --> 00:58:01,822
<i>But the dog...</i>

1128
00:58:02,255 --> 00:58:04,791
- <i>will have none of it.</i>
- [ZIMMERMAN YELPS]

1129
00:58:06,693 --> 00:58:07,795
[SHEEP BLEATING]

1130
00:58:09,698 --> 00:58:11,129
- [ZIMMERMAN YELPS]
- [SHEEP BLEATING]

1131
00:58:11,131 --> 00:58:12,700
- [DOG BARKING]
- [ZIMMERMAN YELPS]

1132
00:58:13,901 --> 00:58:17,069
[BOB] <i>Zimmerman is lonelier
than ever.</i>

1133
00:58:17,071 --> 00:58:20,073
<i>But one day he notices
something odd</i>

1134
00:58:20,075 --> 00:58:21,941
<i>out on the horizon.</i>

1135
00:58:21,943 --> 00:58:25,314
- See that?
- [DOG BARKING]

1136
00:58:35,224 --> 00:58:37,257
I owe you my life.

1137
00:58:37,259 --> 00:58:39,860
I would be dead
if it weren't for you.

1138
00:58:39,862 --> 00:58:40,964
I would do anything.

1139
00:58:42,031 --> 00:58:44,099
Absolutely anything
to repay you.

1140
00:58:45,266 --> 00:58:46,335
Anything?

1141
00:58:47,069 --> 00:58:48,402
You name it.

1142
00:58:48,404 --> 00:58:50,273
Absolutely anything.

1143
00:58:53,375 --> 00:58:54,811
Will you take the dog
for a walk?

1144
00:58:57,012 --> 00:58:58,780
What does that have to do
with mom?

1145
00:58:58,782 --> 00:59:00,147
Well, you know,
I... I never liked

1146
00:59:00,149 --> 00:59:02,316
breaking the jokes down
too much.

1147
00:59:02,318 --> 00:59:04,118
That pseudo intellectual stuff

1148
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:05,986
just takes
all the joy out of it.

1149
00:59:05,988 --> 00:59:08,490
It's funny that the guy
would rather schtup the sheep

1150
00:59:08,492 --> 00:59:10,524
than the beautiful young girl.

1151
00:59:10,526 --> 00:59:12,827
That's enough for me, but mom...

1152
00:59:12,829 --> 00:59:15,530
when mom would hear
that story...

1153
00:59:15,532 --> 00:59:18,399
- do you know what she'd say?
- What?

1154
00:59:18,401 --> 00:59:20,204
There's no explaining love.

1155
00:59:52,436 --> 00:59:53,472
[CLEARS THROAT]

1156
00:59:58,142 --> 00:59:58,845
[SIGHS]

1157
00:59:59,945 --> 01:00:02,445
Okay. All right.
Just get it over with.

1158
01:00:02,447 --> 01:00:05,017
Not the windpipe though, please.
Not... not the windpipe.

1159
01:00:08,587 --> 01:00:10,554
You were just gonna take it?

1160
01:00:10,556 --> 01:00:11,989
Don't you have any fight in you?

1161
01:00:11,991 --> 01:00:13,156
I do.

1162
01:00:13,158 --> 01:00:14,926
I have fight in me.

1163
01:00:14,928 --> 01:00:16,063
I spoke to Mrs. Stangle.

1164
01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:19,766
I don't know what you said.

1165
01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:23,036
But thank you.

1166
01:00:26,538 --> 01:00:31,976
One, two three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

1167
01:00:31,978 --> 01:00:33,909
Fan snap.

1168
01:00:34,347 --> 01:00:37,048
<i>Three little maids
From school are we</i>

1169
01:00:37,050 --> 01:00:39,918
<i>Pert as a school-girl
Well can be</i>

1170
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:43,421
<i>Filled to the brim
With girlish glee</i>

1171
01:00:43,423 --> 01:00:46,191
<i>Three little maids from school</i>

1172
01:00:46,193 --> 01:00:48,026
- Every...
- Yeah, stop. Yeah.

1173
01:00:48,028 --> 01:00:49,528
That was... that was...

1174
01:00:49,530 --> 01:00:50,331
Yeah.

1175
01:00:50,862 --> 01:00:53,497
- You've come such a long way.
- [HELEN] You know, I think

1176
01:00:53,499 --> 01:00:55,968
Gert did her fan part
at the wrong time.

1177
01:00:55,970 --> 01:00:58,004
At least I could keep a husband.

1178
01:00:58,006 --> 01:00:59,531
Oh, uh, ladies, let's not...

1179
01:01:00,408 --> 01:01:02,574
Let's break for today
and tomorrow.

1180
01:01:02,576 --> 01:01:04,509
We'll work on the next section.

1181
01:01:04,511 --> 01:01:07,212
Yeah. We're gonna get it now.
We...

1182
01:01:07,214 --> 01:01:09,882
We're gonna get it there!
Woo!

1183
01:01:09,884 --> 01:01:11,917
We'll never ever get it there.

1184
01:01:11,919 --> 01:01:14,055
- Uh-huh.
- Better read that.

1185
01:01:15,223 --> 01:01:16,922
- Script?
- Yeah.

1186
01:01:16,924 --> 01:01:18,424
Actually, maybe I should
do some more work on it.

1187
01:01:18,426 --> 01:01:20,026
- [ALLISON] No, no.
- No, I'll do more work...

1188
01:01:20,028 --> 01:01:21,195
- No, no, no.
- I can tweak it.

1189
01:01:21,197 --> 01:01:22,496
- No tweaks.
- I could just tweak it.

1190
01:01:22,498 --> 01:01:24,367
- [CHUCKLES] No don't. No tweaks.
- Okay.

1191
01:01:26,201 --> 01:01:27,269
Thanks.

1192
01:01:35,510 --> 01:01:38,248
["BE OK"
BY INGRID MICHAELSON PLAYS]

1193
01:02:20,625 --> 01:02:21,592
[GERT SCREAMS]

1194
01:02:33,204 --> 01:02:34,273
[CHEERING]

1195
01:03:08,507 --> 01:03:09,475
Open the glove box.

1196
01:03:10,476 --> 01:03:14,212
Pass me <i>El Caballero Caliente.</i>
[CHUCKLES]

1197
01:03:14,214 --> 01:03:17,014
- [NATE] Which one is it?
- It's that one, it's green.

1198
01:03:17,016 --> 01:03:18,018
Here.

1199
01:03:20,185 --> 01:03:22,321
How is going with Dee,
and those guys?

1200
01:03:22,323 --> 01:03:23,689
[SIGHS] To be honest,

1201
01:03:23,691 --> 01:03:25,560
they're never gonna be
very good.

1202
01:03:27,193 --> 01:03:28,128
But, uh...

1203
01:03:28,867 --> 01:03:32,631
I think ladies are
actually enjoying themselves.

1204
01:03:32,633 --> 01:03:34,700
But for me,
I just wanna finish it.

1205
01:03:34,702 --> 01:03:36,071
Just finish something.

1206
01:03:39,073 --> 01:03:41,439
Connie is worried about you,
you know?

1207
01:03:41,441 --> 01:03:44,777
Your health. She knows
about your little garage visits.

1208
01:03:44,779 --> 01:03:47,047
- I figured.
- Well, then why the rules?

1209
01:03:47,049 --> 01:03:49,148
Why not just eat
what you want inside your house?

1210
01:03:49,150 --> 01:03:50,784
I don't wanna hurt
Connie's feelings.

1211
01:03:50,786 --> 01:03:52,384
She's trying to take care of me.

1212
01:03:52,386 --> 01:03:54,821
But I just don't like
that rabbit food.

1213
01:03:54,823 --> 01:03:56,188
This stuff is gonna kill you.

1214
01:03:56,190 --> 01:03:57,790
Zimmerman goes to see his
doctor,

1215
01:03:57,792 --> 01:04:01,194
doctor says, "Zimmerman, you got
six months to live."

1216
01:04:01,196 --> 01:04:04,596
Zimmerman says,
"I want a second opinion."

1217
01:04:04,598 --> 01:04:07,366
The doctor says,
"Okay, that's an ugly haircut."

1218
01:04:07,368 --> 01:04:09,602
So I'll check food
and your health off the list

1219
01:04:09,604 --> 01:04:11,474
of things you're willing
to actually discuss.

1220
01:04:14,677 --> 01:04:15,612
Dad...

1221
01:04:16,195 --> 01:04:19,713
what happened to all of
mom's stuff from the old house?

1222
01:04:19,715 --> 01:04:22,184
I mean, it's as if,
she never even existed.

1223
01:04:27,856 --> 01:04:30,393
Maybe check that off your list
as well.

1224
01:04:39,469 --> 01:04:40,835
Which... what part is this again?

1225
01:04:40,837 --> 01:04:43,538
Come on, ladies, you wanted
to do <i>The Mikado.</i>

1226
01:04:43,540 --> 01:04:44,409
You.

1227
01:04:45,223 --> 01:04:47,442
Opening night is approaching
and we're not gonna be ready.

1228
01:04:47,444 --> 01:04:49,344
[DEE] Why don't we just start
over from the beginning?

1229
01:04:49,346 --> 01:04:50,879
- My bunions hurt.
- Your bunions,

1230
01:04:50,881 --> 01:04:52,580
your sciatica.
It's always something.

1231
01:04:52,582 --> 01:04:54,516
[GERT] Well, maybe
if I was getting schtupped

1232
01:04:54,518 --> 01:04:57,487
right, left and sideways
by the ancient married men,

1233
01:04:57,489 --> 01:04:59,287
I wouldn't complain so much.

1234
01:04:59,289 --> 01:05:00,655
This is gonna be embarrassing.

1235
01:05:00,657 --> 01:05:02,258
I don't know how to make
it work.

1236
01:05:02,260 --> 01:05:06,394
I mean, this could either be
cute, or it could be sad.

1237
01:05:06,396 --> 01:05:07,796
And it's teetering.

1238
01:05:07,798 --> 01:05:09,632
It's teetering
right on the edge.

1239
01:05:09,634 --> 01:05:12,501
- [HELEN] Oh, really?
- [CONNIE] Hey, ladies.

1240
01:05:12,503 --> 01:05:14,137
Look what I found on eBay.

1241
01:05:14,139 --> 01:05:17,405
Nate's play.
A Crack in the Clouds.

1242
01:05:17,407 --> 01:05:19,642
- [HELEN] Oh.
- We're gonna have a screening.

1243
01:05:19,644 --> 01:05:21,777
Oh, no. I don't think
that's a great idea.

1244
01:05:21,779 --> 01:05:24,249
Don't be silly.
It's a wonderful play.

1245
01:05:26,919 --> 01:05:28,451
Did you just say something nice?

1246
01:05:28,453 --> 01:05:30,486
I have high standards.

1247
01:05:30,488 --> 01:05:32,558
Doesn't mean
I don't like anything.

1248
01:05:34,359 --> 01:05:36,493
- [DEE] Where's Bob?
- He's playing golf.

1249
01:05:36,495 --> 01:05:38,361
- Should we wait for him?
- No.

1250
01:05:38,363 --> 01:05:40,663
I mean, he's... he's seen it.

1251
01:05:40,665 --> 01:05:41,667
Oh, okay.

1252
01:05:46,907 --> 01:05:48,639
- [DEE] Oh, I know her.
- [CONNIE] Who is she?

1253
01:05:48,641 --> 01:05:51,275
That's the, um... yeah,
that's the woman from...

1254
01:05:51,277 --> 01:05:52,145
<i>Pancreas?</i>

1255
01:05:52,746 --> 01:05:54,545
<i>That's a body part?</i>

1256
01:05:54,547 --> 01:05:56,548
<i>I thought it was a train station
in London.</i>

1257
01:05:56,550 --> 01:05:57,682
[GERT AND HELEN LAUGHING]

1258
01:05:57,684 --> 01:06:00,184
- I don't get it. I don't get it.
- I don't get it either.

1259
01:06:00,186 --> 01:06:01,288
It's just funny.

1260
01:06:03,290 --> 01:06:05,923
[SIGHS] <i>Well,
I played like crap.</i>

1261
01:06:05,925 --> 01:06:07,925
<i>What happened to you?
It's four o'clock,</i>

1262
01:06:07,927 --> 01:06:09,794
<i>I was expecting you at two.</i>

1263
01:06:09,796 --> 01:06:12,464
[SCOFFS] <i>That reminds me
of a story.</i>

1264
01:06:12,466 --> 01:06:15,234
<i>Greenberg gets home
from playing golf late,</i>

1265
01:06:15,236 --> 01:06:17,602
<i>and his wife is angry.
Did I ever tell you that one?</i>

1266
01:06:17,604 --> 01:06:20,406
- <i>Richard, we have to talk.</i>
- <i>Sure.</i>

1267
01:06:20,408 --> 01:06:21,476
<i>Of course.</i>

1268
01:06:22,208 --> 01:06:24,810
<i>Greenberg comes home
and his wife says,</i>

1269
01:06:24,812 --> 01:06:27,645
<i>"Where have you been?"
and Greenberg says,</i>

1270
01:06:27,647 --> 01:06:28,647
<i>You're not gonna believe this."</i>

1271
01:06:28,649 --> 01:06:29,518
<i>Honey.</i>

1272
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:32,751
<i>He says, "I was driving home
from the club,</i>

1273
01:06:32,753 --> 01:06:34,721
<i>and I see a woman
with a flat tire</i>

1274
01:06:34,723 --> 01:06:37,924
<i>on the side of the road, well,
naturally, I pull over</i>

1275
01:06:37,926 --> 01:06:39,726
<i>to see if I can offer her
some assistance."</i>

1276
01:06:39,728 --> 01:06:41,795
<i>I can feel myself going
with her.</i>

1277
01:06:41,797 --> 01:06:45,532
<i>"After I changed the tire
the woman says to me,</i>

1278
01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:48,434
<i>'It's hot.
Could I buy you a cool drink?'"</i>

1279
01:06:48,436 --> 01:06:50,436
<i>Richard, will you please
listen to me?</i>

1280
01:06:50,438 --> 01:06:52,174
<i>Well, one drink."</i>

1281
01:07:00,383 --> 01:07:01,781
I never liked that joke.

1282
01:07:01,783 --> 01:07:04,417
I never would've told that joke
to your mother.

1283
01:07:04,419 --> 01:07:05,785
What difference does it make?

1284
01:07:05,787 --> 01:07:07,455
That made you feel good?

1285
01:07:07,457 --> 01:07:09,256
Having the whole world
look at that?

1286
01:07:09,258 --> 01:07:10,557
That's your idea of talent?

1287
01:07:10,559 --> 01:07:12,593
I guess it was my way of dealing
with mom dying.

1288
01:07:12,595 --> 01:07:13,760
You never dealt with it.

1289
01:07:13,762 --> 01:07:15,763
You cracked jokes
at her funeral.

1290
01:07:15,765 --> 01:07:16,798
You threw away
everything she owned.

1291
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,002
How about I deal with things
the way I want to?

1292
01:07:20,004 --> 01:07:21,869
Why don't you figure out
your own life?

1293
01:07:21,871 --> 01:07:23,572
You're 40 years old!

1294
01:07:23,574 --> 01:07:25,574
What are you doing
in my guest room?

1295
01:07:25,576 --> 01:07:27,442
Isn't that what you should be
thinking about?

1296
01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:29,444
My whole life, every time
I've tried to speak to you

1297
01:07:29,446 --> 01:07:31,545
about something,
you told me a joke.

1298
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,882
You wonder why I was closer
to mom?

1299
01:07:33,884 --> 01:07:35,417
She used to listen.

1300
01:07:35,419 --> 01:07:37,319
You never listened to anything.

1301
01:07:37,321 --> 01:07:39,420
The only reason why I became
a writer in the first place,

1302
01:07:39,422 --> 01:07:42,023
was to try and get someone
to listen.

1303
01:07:42,025 --> 01:07:43,661
That play was about mom dying.

1304
01:07:44,695 --> 01:07:45,947
Mom dying.

1305
01:07:46,664 --> 01:07:47,967
A lot of people were moved
by it.

1306
01:07:49,401 --> 01:07:51,600
I was supposed to have
a very bright future.

1307
01:07:51,602 --> 01:07:53,336
[SIGHS]

1308
01:07:53,338 --> 01:07:54,439
Everybody said so.

1309
01:07:55,606 --> 01:07:56,941
You never even said one word.

1310
01:08:00,711 --> 01:08:01,813
Because it hurt me.

1311
01:08:04,715 --> 01:08:05,750
[SIGHS]

1312
01:08:06,885 --> 01:08:08,451
You're right,
I don't belong here

1313
01:08:08,453 --> 01:08:10,888
in your guest room.
I'm not a guest.

1314
01:08:10,890 --> 01:08:11,891
I'm just your son.

1315
01:08:28,574 --> 01:08:30,474
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

1316
01:08:30,476 --> 01:08:31,411
Are you going somewhere?

1317
01:08:32,379 --> 01:08:33,281
Yeah.

1318
01:08:33,825 --> 01:08:35,480
I don't think I can be here
anymore.

1319
01:08:35,482 --> 01:08:37,449
Where will you go?

1320
01:08:37,451 --> 01:08:38,583
[SIGHS]

1321
01:08:38,585 --> 01:08:41,386
- What about <i>The Mikado?</i>
- You guys will be fine.

1322
01:08:41,388 --> 01:08:42,987
I've taken it as far
as I can anyway.

1323
01:08:42,989 --> 01:08:44,622
Oh, so you're just gonna quit?

1324
01:08:44,624 --> 01:08:46,557
It's not about <i>The Mikado,</i>
okay, Connie?

1325
01:08:46,559 --> 01:08:48,025
No, not okay.

1326
01:08:48,027 --> 01:08:49,761
You're letting down
a lot of people.

1327
01:08:49,763 --> 01:08:51,096
I just can't be here anymore.

1328
01:08:51,098 --> 01:08:53,864
I need to figure out someway
to start over.

1329
01:08:53,866 --> 01:08:57,436
You know, wherever you go,
there you are.

1330
01:08:57,438 --> 01:08:58,937
That's something
that my mother used to say.

1331
01:08:58,939 --> 01:09:00,138
Well,
that's a depressing thought.

1332
01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:01,910
Do you know where my dad is?

1333
01:09:03,577 --> 01:09:04,679
[CONNIE] Bob!

1334
01:09:05,912 --> 01:09:06,915
Bob!

1335
01:09:08,750 --> 01:09:09,751
Bob!

1336
01:09:11,419 --> 01:09:12,453
Bob?

1337
01:09:17,625 --> 01:09:18,627
[DOOR SHUTS]

1338
01:09:19,927 --> 01:09:22,161
My arm feels really funny.

1339
01:09:22,163 --> 01:09:23,599
Really, dad? Now?

1340
01:09:29,003 --> 01:09:30,006
Dad?

1341
01:09:33,074 --> 01:09:35,944
[MACHINE BEEPING]

1342
01:09:41,149 --> 01:09:42,816
What did you do to him?

1343
01:09:42,818 --> 01:09:44,818
Are you saying,
"What did you do to him?", like,

1344
01:09:44,820 --> 01:09:47,020
what did you do to him
to make him have a heart attack?

1345
01:09:47,022 --> 01:09:48,025
Clearly.

1346
01:09:49,659 --> 01:09:50,661
Fuck you.

1347
01:09:51,528 --> 01:09:53,062
Fuck me? Fuck you!

1348
01:09:53,930 --> 01:09:55,595
I don't believe you.

1349
01:09:55,597 --> 01:09:57,999
You know, it's one thing to have
lofty ambitions

1350
01:09:58,001 --> 01:09:59,634
if you can
actually see them through,

1351
01:09:59,636 --> 01:10:01,935
and maybe I'm not some
fancy New York City playwright,

1352
01:10:01,937 --> 01:10:03,770
but at least I can make a deal.

1353
01:10:03,772 --> 01:10:06,941
If I couldn't,
I... I couldn't feed my family.

1354
01:10:06,943 --> 01:10:09,644
Oh, that's right, I forgot.
You can't feed your family.

1355
01:10:09,646 --> 01:10:11,415
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

1356
01:10:14,884 --> 01:10:16,018
Hi.

1357
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:17,021
Hi.

1358
01:10:23,928 --> 01:10:25,414
What the doctor say?

1359
01:10:27,197 --> 01:10:29,230
They still don't know
if there's any brain injury

1360
01:10:29,232 --> 01:10:32,569
that's resulted
the heart attack, induced coma.

1361
01:10:32,571 --> 01:10:34,803
They're supposed to give
his brain a chance to heal,

1362
01:10:34,805 --> 01:10:36,908
he should come out of it
in the next day or two.

1363
01:10:39,109 --> 01:10:40,112
And they will see.

1364
01:10:48,652 --> 01:10:50,253
I'll give you some space.

1365
01:10:50,255 --> 01:10:52,689
[CONNIE] Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

1366
01:10:52,691 --> 01:10:53,626
[SIGHS]

1367
01:10:54,187 --> 01:10:56,596
Your father asked me
to give this to you...

1368
01:10:58,197 --> 01:10:59,800
if anything ever happened
to him.

1369
01:12:59,090 --> 01:13:00,091
I'm sorry.

1370
01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:02,794
No, you were right.

1371
01:13:04,095 --> 01:13:06,829
I meant about the feeding
your family thing.

1372
01:13:06,831 --> 01:13:07,798
Oh, yeah.

1373
01:13:08,399 --> 01:13:09,964
That was kinda harsh.

1374
01:13:09,966 --> 01:13:11,133
I'm sorry.

1375
01:13:11,135 --> 01:13:13,001
I always thought
you were the jackass.

1376
01:13:13,003 --> 01:13:15,073
But, I was the one
who didn't get it.

1377
01:13:17,341 --> 01:13:20,777
Well, it's gonna happen
whether you smile or not.

1378
01:13:20,779 --> 01:13:21,981
Might as well try to smile.

1379
01:13:24,082 --> 01:13:25,116
[BABY WHIMPERS]

1380
01:13:27,852 --> 01:13:32,054
Do you know dad has
a storage space for mom's stuff?

1381
01:13:32,056 --> 01:13:32,691
Really?

1382
01:13:33,824 --> 01:13:35,260
- [RANDY] Everything?
- Yeah. Everything.

1383
01:13:36,895 --> 01:13:38,894
So... any of our stuff?

1384
01:13:38,896 --> 01:13:42,032
Yeah, uh,
all your little league trophies.

1385
01:13:42,034 --> 01:13:45,002
- [RANDY CHUCKLES]
- Tickets stubs from Met's games.

1386
01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:46,936
- [RANDY SIGHS]
- The board game we invented.

1387
01:13:46,938 --> 01:13:48,706
[BOTH] Warming our way
through the big apple.

1388
01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:49,939
No way.

1389
01:13:49,941 --> 01:13:52,877
I didn't realize he cared
about any of that.

1390
01:13:52,879 --> 01:13:53,880
Yeah.

1391
01:13:54,981 --> 01:13:55,983
Here.

1392
01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:58,248
Check it out.

1393
01:13:58,250 --> 01:13:59,252
Oh.

1394
01:14:04,123 --> 01:14:05,025
Um...

1395
01:14:06,392 --> 01:14:09,360
You know what, you should...
you should come over...

1396
01:14:09,362 --> 01:14:11,829
later... whatever... sometime.

1397
01:14:11,831 --> 01:14:14,167
Just to hang out with the kids.

1398
01:14:16,236 --> 01:14:17,872
Yeah, sure.

1399
01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:20,375
Which one is this?

1400
01:14:22,209 --> 01:14:23,211
No clue.

1401
01:14:32,252 --> 01:14:33,255
How's your dad?

1402
01:14:34,154 --> 01:14:35,420
[NATE] Uh.

1403
01:14:35,422 --> 01:14:36,391
Hard to say.

1404
01:14:39,094 --> 01:14:41,227
Connie said you were quitting
the show.

1405
01:14:41,229 --> 01:14:43,096
[NATE] Yeah. I was
just thinking of taking off,

1406
01:14:43,098 --> 01:14:47,066
but now that my dad is a mess,
I don't know what I'll do.

1407
01:14:47,068 --> 01:14:48,901
I don't know what to do
with that number anyway.

1408
01:14:48,903 --> 01:14:50,369
So that's what it's about?

1409
01:14:50,371 --> 01:14:51,603
Fear of failing?

1410
01:14:51,605 --> 01:14:54,240
You... you know we're talking
about The Cranberry Bog Players,

1411
01:14:54,242 --> 01:14:55,742
- right?
- Listen, Allison,

1412
01:14:55,744 --> 01:14:58,746
my wife left me, my kid is gone.

1413
01:14:58,748 --> 01:15:01,415
My mom is dead,
and my dad is in a coma.

1414
01:15:01,417 --> 01:15:03,317
I just don't think
"Three Little Maids"

1415
01:15:03,319 --> 01:15:04,785
is the most important thing
right now.

1416
01:15:04,787 --> 01:15:05,422
I know.

1417
01:15:06,389 --> 01:15:08,358
You giving up
is the most important thing.

1418
01:15:11,961 --> 01:15:13,096
I read Pompeii.

1419
01:15:14,963 --> 01:15:17,531
- Oh, yeah?
- I thought it was beautiful.

1420
01:15:17,533 --> 01:15:18,968
And sad.

1421
01:15:20,102 --> 01:15:22,138
And almost finished.

1422
01:15:23,106 --> 01:15:25,142
So, why don't you finish it?

1423
01:15:26,409 --> 01:15:28,076
I'll tell you something...

1424
01:15:28,078 --> 01:15:29,344
I don't think it was your wife

1425
01:15:29,346 --> 01:15:31,115
who gave up
on the potential you.

1426
01:15:32,915 --> 01:15:33,950
I just think it was you.

1427
01:15:56,941 --> 01:15:58,744
You seem lost.

1428
01:15:59,442 --> 01:16:01,042
How can I help you?

1429
01:16:01,044 --> 01:16:02,197
I understand you can

1430
01:16:02,914 --> 01:16:06,081
- contact the dead.
- I do have the gift.

1431
01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:09,285
Of course, the deceased
must be open to it.

1432
01:16:09,287 --> 01:16:11,053
I lost my father recently,

1433
01:16:11,055 --> 01:16:13,392
and I'd like to speak to him
if it's possible.

1434
01:16:15,394 --> 01:16:16,462
Hold my hand.

1435
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:26,535
Immortal souls. Immortal souls!

1436
01:16:26,537 --> 01:16:29,172
Grant us entry.

1437
01:16:29,174 --> 01:16:30,176
Mister...

1438
01:16:32,011 --> 01:16:34,378
- Zimmerman.
- Mr. Zimmerman

1439
01:16:34,380 --> 01:16:37,514
needs to speak with his father.

1440
01:16:37,516 --> 01:16:41,087
Let him speak to his father.

1441
01:16:57,137 --> 01:16:58,039
Yes?

1442
01:16:58,372 --> 01:16:59,374
Dad?

1443
01:17:00,274 --> 01:17:01,473
Dad?

1444
01:17:01,475 --> 01:17:02,443
Is that you?

1445
01:17:03,043 --> 01:17:04,309
It is.

1446
01:17:04,311 --> 01:17:05,282
It's me.

1447
01:17:06,079 --> 01:17:09,648
- Hello, my son.
- Dad. Dad.

1448
01:17:09,650 --> 01:17:10,983
You went to suddenly,

1449
01:17:10,985 --> 01:17:13,585
there's so much I wanted
to tell you.

1450
01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:15,653
How are you?
How is it where you are?

1451
01:17:15,655 --> 01:17:18,456
Oh, son, it's wonderful,
wonderful!

1452
01:17:18,458 --> 01:17:21,027
Every morning I wake up
and have a little breakfast,

1453
01:17:21,029 --> 01:17:23,328
then I have sex.
Then I take a nap,

1454
01:17:23,330 --> 01:17:25,597
then I have lunch.
Then I have sex.

1455
01:17:25,599 --> 01:17:28,100
Then I take a little nap,
then I have dinner,

1456
01:17:28,102 --> 01:17:31,570
have sex, go to bed.
Every day is like this.

1457
01:17:31,572 --> 01:17:34,274
- It's wonderful.
- [CHUCKLES] Oh, dad.

1458
01:17:34,276 --> 01:17:37,109
Dad, I'm so happy! You made it!

1459
01:17:37,111 --> 01:17:38,411
You're in heaven.

1460
01:17:38,413 --> 01:17:39,979
Heaven? What heaven?

1461
01:17:39,981 --> 01:17:41,550
I'm a bull in Montana.

1462
01:17:44,954 --> 01:17:45,956
Dad?

1463
01:17:47,188 --> 01:17:48,555
You won't believe this.

1464
01:17:48,557 --> 01:17:52,125
I told him a joke and I think
he smiled a little.

1465
01:17:52,127 --> 01:17:53,927
I don't believe it.

1466
01:17:53,929 --> 01:17:56,096
You told him a joke?

1467
01:17:56,098 --> 01:17:57,133
You know any jokes?

1468
01:17:58,634 --> 01:17:59,636
Yeah.

1469
01:18:01,036 --> 01:18:02,037
Um...

1470
01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:06,606
These two old ladies
are talking...

1471
01:18:06,608 --> 01:18:11,579
one says, "Oh, dear God,
it's Friday, I hate Friday."

1472
01:18:11,581 --> 01:18:14,348
So the other lady says,
"Why do you hate Friday?"

1473
01:18:14,350 --> 01:18:17,218
The first lady says,
"Because on Friday,

1474
01:18:17,220 --> 01:18:19,187
my husband
always brings me flowers."

1475
01:18:19,189 --> 01:18:21,990
So the other lady says,
"What's wrong with that?"

1476
01:18:21,992 --> 01:18:23,258
So, the first lady says,

1477
01:18:23,260 --> 01:18:25,360
"When my husband
brings me flowers,

1478
01:18:25,362 --> 01:18:28,663
I always end up on my back
with my legs in the air."

1479
01:18:28,665 --> 01:18:32,169
So the other lady says,
"What, you don't have a vase?"

1480
01:18:37,275 --> 01:18:40,646
Look. Oh, God.
[SIGHS]

1481
01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:02,402
Dad?

1482
01:19:05,704 --> 01:19:06,673
Dad?

1483
01:19:09,441 --> 01:19:11,077
What did the doctor say?

1484
01:19:18,116 --> 01:19:20,321
He said you've got
to stop masturbating.

1485
01:19:21,687 --> 01:19:23,156
So he can examine you.

1486
01:19:36,169 --> 01:19:37,668
How's Bob doing today?

1487
01:19:38,383 --> 01:19:42,507
Good. He walked down the hall,
had all the nurses in stitches.

1488
01:19:42,509 --> 01:19:43,508
[SIGHS]

1489
01:19:43,510 --> 01:19:45,546
I don't think he's lost
a single punchline.

1490
01:19:46,781 --> 01:19:48,315
He actually gave me an idea.

1491
01:19:53,287 --> 01:19:54,289
Can I come in?

1492
01:20:00,126 --> 01:20:02,160
[RANDY] How about...
about over here?

1493
01:20:02,162 --> 01:20:04,562
It seems like a good spot.
Can you help with the...

1494
01:20:04,564 --> 01:20:06,401
All right, it's fine,
you just... Thank you.

1495
01:20:08,770 --> 01:20:10,106
Why would I have three?

1496
01:20:16,511 --> 01:20:19,411
What the hell is C.C. Rudin
doing here?

1497
01:20:19,413 --> 01:20:21,180
My cousin Clara!

1498
01:20:21,182 --> 01:20:23,450
I told you she was a big deal.

1499
01:20:23,452 --> 01:20:26,419
- Oh, my God. Jesus Christ...
- Oh, no, no. Don't worry.

1500
01:20:26,421 --> 01:20:28,720
Don't worry, I'm gonna sing.

1501
01:20:28,722 --> 01:20:30,225
Just for you.

1502
01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:33,497
Great. Great.

1503
01:20:36,766 --> 01:20:39,136
[CROWD WHISPERING]

1504
01:20:42,504 --> 01:20:45,241
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1505
01:20:59,889 --> 01:21:02,556
<i>Three little maids from school
Are we</i>

1506
01:21:02,558 --> 01:21:05,226
<i>Pert as a school-girl
Well can be</i>

1507
01:21:05,228 --> 01:21:08,529
<i>Filled to the brim
With girlish glee</i>

1508
01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:10,465
<i>Three little maids from school</i>

1509
01:21:10,467 --> 01:21:13,268
<i>Everything is a source of fun</i>

1510
01:21:13,270 --> 01:21:14,539
[CHUCKLING]

1511
01:21:15,638 --> 01:21:18,206
<i>Nobody's safe
For we care for none</i>

1512
01:21:18,208 --> 01:21:19,644
[CHUCKLING]

1513
01:21:20,777 --> 01:21:23,314
<i>Life is a joke
That's just begun</i>

1514
01:21:25,383 --> 01:21:27,586
What did you say, Pitti-Sing?

1515
01:21:31,356 --> 01:21:34,526
<i>Life is a joke
That's just begun</i>

1516
01:21:41,299 --> 01:21:43,267
That's what I though you said.

1517
01:21:43,269 --> 01:21:44,170
[CROWD LAUGHING]

1518
01:21:45,203 --> 01:21:48,237
- Tell me, Peep-Bo.
- Yes, Yum-Yum?

1519
01:21:48,239 --> 01:21:50,240
Have you been
to the market lately?

1520
01:21:50,242 --> 01:21:52,875
I remember when we used to go
to the green grocer,

1521
01:21:52,877 --> 01:21:55,279
and I could get a cucumber.

1522
01:21:55,281 --> 01:21:59,415
This long and that thick,
for a nickel.

1523
01:21:59,417 --> 01:22:00,784
You are not kidding.

1524
01:22:00,786 --> 01:22:03,587
And onions are so small
these days.

1525
01:22:03,589 --> 01:22:07,825
I used to get a pair of onions
this big for a penny a piece.

1526
01:22:07,827 --> 01:22:11,329
I can't hear a word
you two are saying.

1527
01:22:11,331 --> 01:22:13,831
But I remember that guy.

1528
01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:14,835
[CROWD LAUGHING]

1529
01:22:16,669 --> 01:22:19,370
<i>Three little maids
Who all unwary</i>

1530
01:22:19,372 --> 01:22:21,872
<i>Come from a ladies' seminary</i>

1531
01:22:21,874 --> 01:22:24,444
<i>Freed from its genius tutelary</i>

1532
01:22:25,678 --> 01:22:28,412
<i>Three little maids from school</i>

1533
01:22:28,414 --> 01:22:31,852
<i>Three little maids from school</i>

1534
01:22:37,557 --> 01:22:39,792
- Yum-Yum.
- Yes, Pitti-Sing?

1535
01:22:39,794 --> 01:22:41,859
You know, I'm just back
from Florida?

1536
01:22:41,861 --> 01:22:45,464
- Oh, did you have a nice time?
- For the most part.

1537
01:22:45,466 --> 01:22:47,933
Except for one day.

1538
01:22:47,935 --> 01:22:51,703
Two friends and I accidentally
went to a nude beach.

1539
01:22:51,705 --> 01:22:52,938
- You didn't!
- We did!

1540
01:22:52,940 --> 01:22:54,439
- You didn't!
- We did!

1541
01:22:54,441 --> 01:22:56,976
And a naked man came up to us.

1542
01:22:56,978 --> 01:22:58,345
- He didn't!
- He did!

1543
01:22:58,347 --> 01:23:00,312
- He didn't!
- He did!

1544
01:23:00,314 --> 01:23:02,815
My first friend took one look
at him,

1545
01:23:02,817 --> 01:23:05,784
and right away had a stroke.

1546
01:23:05,786 --> 01:23:08,520
My second friend took one look
at him,

1547
01:23:08,522 --> 01:23:11,690
- and right away had a stroke.
- Oh my goodness,

1548
01:23:11,692 --> 01:23:13,360
what did you do?

1549
01:23:13,362 --> 01:23:14,560
Me?

1550
01:23:14,562 --> 01:23:16,829
I wouldn't touch that thing.

1551
01:23:16,831 --> 01:23:17,532
[CROWD LAUGHING]

1552
01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:20,671
<i>Three little maids from school</i>

1553
01:23:25,907 --> 01:23:28,942
- So tell me, Peep-Bo.
- Yes, Yum-Yum?

1554
01:23:28,944 --> 01:23:31,646
- Do you still get horny?
- [CROWD LAUGHING]

1555
01:23:31,648 --> 01:23:34,514
- I sure do.
- So, what do you do about it?

1556
01:23:34,516 --> 01:23:37,584
Well, I just suck a lifesaver.

1557
01:23:37,586 --> 01:23:38,852
- [CROWD LAUGHING]
- Really?

1558
01:23:38,854 --> 01:23:40,590
- Who drives you to the beach?
- [CROWD LAUGHING]

1559
01:23:42,759 --> 01:23:45,427
<i>Life is a joke
That's just begun</i>

1560
01:23:45,429 --> 01:23:47,795
<i>Life is a joke
That's just begun</i>

1561
01:23:47,797 --> 01:23:50,400
<i>Life is a joke
That's just begun</i>

1562
01:23:52,836 --> 01:23:55,570
<i>Three little maids
Who all unwary</i>

1563
01:23:55,572 --> 01:23:58,040
<i>Come from a ladies' seminary</i>

1564
01:23:58,042 --> 01:24:00,712
<i>Freed from its genius tutelary</i>

1565
01:24:01,944 --> 01:24:04,412
<i>Three little maids from school</i>

1566
01:24:04,414 --> 01:24:07,953
<i>Three little maids from school</i>

1567
01:24:12,824 --> 01:24:14,692
- [GONG RINGING]
- [CROWD CHEERING]

1568
01:24:21,432 --> 01:24:22,767
Bravo!

1569
01:24:23,601 --> 01:24:24,870
[WHISTLING]

1570
01:24:25,936 --> 01:24:26,971
[MAN] Bravo!

1571
01:24:28,940 --> 01:24:32,379
- [ALLISON] Oh, that was so good.
- Thank you.

1572
01:24:34,045 --> 01:24:35,714
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1573
01:24:36,816 --> 01:24:38,318
[BABY WHIMPERING]

1574
01:24:50,795 --> 01:24:51,798
Nicely done.

1575
01:24:57,970 --> 01:24:59,874
There's somebody outside
to see you.

1576
01:25:07,581 --> 01:25:08,382
Nirit.

1577
01:25:08,948 --> 01:25:10,548
Oh, nice job, Nate.

1578
01:25:10,550 --> 01:25:12,720
Bit of a departure.
Fun though.

1579
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:15,356
What are you doing here?

1580
01:25:16,656 --> 01:25:19,924
[SIGHS] It's so boring.
Henri dumped me.

1581
01:25:19,926 --> 01:25:22,460
He went on an investment trip
to Mumbai,

1582
01:25:22,462 --> 01:25:24,964
and brought back a 19-year-old
Indian supermodel

1583
01:25:24,966 --> 01:25:26,464
named Karma.

1584
01:25:26,466 --> 01:25:28,133
No, wait. You're shitting me.

1585
01:25:28,135 --> 01:25:29,570
- No.
- Her name is "Karma"?

1586
01:25:30,637 --> 01:25:31,640
[CHUCKLES]

1587
01:25:32,506 --> 01:25:33,375
[SIGHS]

1588
01:25:34,542 --> 01:25:37,008
- I'm sorry.
- [SCOFFS] Don't cry for me.

1589
01:25:37,010 --> 01:25:40,446
I sold him 60 million in art
at a very favorable commission.

1590
01:25:40,448 --> 01:25:43,015
I'll be staying
at the Four Season in the city.

1591
01:25:43,017 --> 01:25:45,788
My lawyer will be in touch
about shared custody.

1592
01:25:48,824 --> 01:25:50,660
- Did you lose some weight?
- Uh...

1593
01:25:52,093 --> 01:25:54,760
I don't know maybe a little.

1594
01:25:54,762 --> 01:25:55,765
Hmm.

1595
01:26:01,904 --> 01:26:04,537
Hey, sweetie pie. Dad's here,
do you wanna see Dad?

1596
01:26:04,539 --> 01:26:05,541
[GABE] Yeah.

1597
01:26:07,776 --> 01:26:10,513
- Daddy!
- [NATE GROANS]

1598
01:26:13,950 --> 01:26:14,952
[NATE SIGHS]

1599
01:26:16,018 --> 01:26:17,020
Oh, look.

1600
01:26:19,021 --> 01:26:20,654
[GABE] Grandpa!

1601
01:26:20,656 --> 01:26:21,658
[NATE CHUCKLES]

1602
01:26:22,892 --> 01:26:24,926
- These are for the author.
- For me?

1603
01:26:24,928 --> 01:26:27,528
- [CHUCKLES] Yes.
- Oh, amazing.

1604
01:26:27,530 --> 01:26:28,599
Um...

1605
01:26:30,066 --> 01:26:31,669
I like this potential you.

1606
01:26:32,570 --> 01:26:34,502
I think he's got potential.

1607
01:26:34,504 --> 01:26:36,440
- Whoa!
- Don't fall.

1608
01:26:37,241 --> 01:26:38,643
I want you to meet my son.

1609
01:26:39,710 --> 01:26:40,712
Okay.

1610
01:26:44,781 --> 01:26:46,918
["QUINN THE ESKIMO"
WITH INGRID MICHAELSON PLAYS]

1611
01:26:54,491 --> 01:26:55,861
[NATE] Okay, let's go, Gabe.

1612
01:27:01,198 --> 01:27:02,598
[GABE] Hey, Nate.

1613
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,736
What do you think?

1614
01:27:04,413 --> 01:27:07,136
Connie and I are working
on a new idea for our next show.

1615
01:27:07,138 --> 01:27:08,474
Meow, meow.

1616
01:27:21,654 --> 01:27:22,622
Morning, soldiers.

1617
01:27:29,729 --> 01:27:31,565
- [NATE] Have you seen my dad?
- Pool.

1618
01:27:35,568 --> 01:27:36,670
Gabe, Come on.

1619
01:27:43,744 --> 01:27:44,812
[GABE] Grandpa!

1620
01:27:55,856 --> 01:27:56,791
You ready?

1621
01:27:59,759 --> 01:28:01,262
Cannonball!

1622
01:28:02,829 --> 01:28:03,995
Cannonball!

1623
01:28:03,997 --> 01:28:05,665
Cannonball!

1624
01:28:15,668 --> 01:28:20,668
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