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- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:26 PM
- okay!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:27 PM
- believe it a not, it's a fixit for a fic where ignis tries to kill himself!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:27 PM
- and like, dear reader, it was Too Much.
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:27 PM
- (lol.)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:27 PM
- HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:27 PM
- ok
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:27 PM
- so Ignis is alive/
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:28 PM
- hahahah
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:28 PM
- so!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:28 PM
- so
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:28 PM
- it's post-canon when everybody lives
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:28 PM
- ok
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:28 PM
- (I love that mysterious hahahah)
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:28 PM
- and the premise is the bros are drinking together after, like, postponed wake
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:28 PM
- (is Ignis a ghost0
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:28 PM
- for regis and everybody who died in invasion
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:28 PM
- brb sec
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:29 PM
- hrrrrrrrrm
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:29 PM
- kitty
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:29 PM
- give me a few ninutes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:29 PM
- ♥
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:29 PM
- mrrr
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:36 PM
- Ok
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:36 PM
- Here
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:37 PM
- Sorry
- chilla <varkulyacsilla@gmail.com>
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:37 PM
- to me
- Please go forth
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:37 PM
- mrh
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:37 PM
- OKAY
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:37 PM
- so, wake
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:37 PM
- Postponed wakes are a great romantic settings
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:37 PM
- yep
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:37 PM
- bros are drinking
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:38 PM
- and ignis finally lets sleep that he knew what was going to happen
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:38 PM
- with the city
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:38 PM
- when they went on the roadtrip
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:38 PM
- Yesssss
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:38 PM
- that he was, like, on orders to make sure nobody comes back and they go to altissia and all, and the city would fall
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:38 PM
- and the bros don't take it well! they're super angry
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:38 PM
- (we're talking blind ignis, because aesthetics and anyway.)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:39 PM
- Haaaa
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:39 PM
- and noct is like, i am Incredibly Betrayed, i don't want to see you, get out of citadel, get out of my life
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:39 PM
- Does he let it slip because he's drunk
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:39 PM
- and the other two are also like, yeah
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:39 PM
- Oh haaaaaa
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:39 PM
- Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:39 PM
- (which, for the record, is a dumbass premise, but i am buying it here FOR THE ANGST)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:39 PM
- I know
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:39 PM
- And the groveling
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:39 PM
- YEP
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:39 PM
- anyway! ignis gets out
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:40 PM
- kinda detached from everything
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:40 PM
- Yyy
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:40 PM
- and very quietly and carefully packs
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:40 PM
- like he takes his boots because they're custom-made anyway, and won't fit anybody else
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:40 PM
- but not the uniform
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:40 PM
- and the pair of daggers that don't come from noct's magic
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:40 PM
- Awww
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:40 PM
- and his necklace because it was a crown's gift, okay
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- and some money and some rations but not much
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- and not his phone
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- Is he like planning not to kill himself
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- and gets out of town
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- Yyyyyyyyyyy
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- Def not the phone
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- he's kinda... in shock?
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- like, in a lot of shock
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- Ok
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- but also in a very professional, do-it mode
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- Yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- so he thinks like, okay. i have my last order, and this last order is to leave the city and, he thinks, presumably the country too
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- like it's an exile
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM
- Yesssss
- 2
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:42 PM
- Lol
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:42 PM
- Lol
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:42 PM
- Lol
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:42 PM
- so he just kinda backpacks it across the country, hunting and living rough
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:42 PM
- (ino! well, in the fic he straight up went outside the city and tried to off himself, it was lol.)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:43 PM
- Those selling food to this man are traitors to the crown :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:43 PM
- So he better hunt rabbits
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:43 PM
- Blind
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:43 PM
- (i found this writer who writes alllmost the exact scenarios i want but wildly veers between completely toothless and completely 13yo overwrought, it's an amazi
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:43 PM
- yup
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:43 PM
- rabbits and big monsters
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:43 PM
- Lolllll
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:43 PM
- like, he does fine! mostly. he's learned to live blindly for a long time ago
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:43 PM
- Yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:43 PM
- but he's still just... not even grieving, just very tightly focused on Doing The Things
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:44 PM
- he's told to get out of the country, he's getting out of the country
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:44 PM
- And being independent is important to him
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:44 PM
- And such
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:44 PM
- Right
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:44 PM
- yup
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:44 PM
- but!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:44 PM
- get out of country where
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:44 PM
- he'd look for aranea, but she works for lucis more than not nowadays, and he'd rather not put her into conflict of interest
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:45 PM
- and just... something in him just resists the notion of, like, burying himself into some small village hovel and raising goats
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:45 PM
- Yeeeees :D
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:45 PM
- like, he might be cast out
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:45 PM
- Mmmh
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:45 PM
- but he still has skills and he can be useful to somebody
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:45 PM
- so!
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:45 PM
- Delicious
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:45 PM
- where to
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:45 PM
- Yes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:46 PM
- He was useful to Ravus that one time :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:46 PM
- I think Ignis is like... Objectively aware
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:46 PM
- Of his own achievements
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:46 PM
- ha
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:46 PM
- yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:46 PM
- i think ignis is kinda aware that noct and co are being assholes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:46 PM
- in this particular scenario
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:46 PM
- but in his mind, noct has a right to being whoever
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:46 PM
- including an unjust asshole
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:46 PM
- so, yeah
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:47 PM
- It just doesn't occur to him to be like FUCK U NOCT I WON THIS KINGDOM FOR U
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:47 PM
- so, in about three months of cross-country blind hunting marathon
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:47 PM
- yes!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:47 PM
- he makes it to ravus' castle
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:47 PM
- Yeeeeeeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:47 PM
- and manages to secure an audience (he worked with ravus a lot when they did their Super Secret Save Noct plan, so he knows the passwords and stuff)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:48 PM
- NICE
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:48 PM
- and he kinda limps his way up to ravus' rooms, and when he enters ravus goes like,
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:48 PM
- Yeeeeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:48 PM
- a) ...scientia? the fuck?
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:48 PM
- Wait
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:48 PM
- and b) ...what happened to you
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:48 PM
- Audience room
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:48 PM
- Or like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:48 PM
- Bedroom
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:48 PM
- (it's late, so, like, private rooms)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:48 PM
- Ok
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:49 PM
- which is the point where ignis suddenly realizes that he probably looks like hobo, and that he's limping, and that he's kinda going gaunt, and that he's blind,
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:49 PM
- Ignis is not currently that up to date with what time in the day it is :D
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:49 PM
- and he kinda - sways - in the doorway, and says, wait, stop, it was a mistake, i'm sorry, i'm leaving
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:49 PM
- Well
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:49 PM
- Yes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:49 PM
- AAAAAAAAA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:49 PM
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:49 PM
- Ok
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:49 PM
- Go on
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:49 PM
- whereas ravus is like, WHAT THE FUCK, no, stop
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:50 PM
- Yeeeee3s
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:50 PM
- park your ass in this chair and shut up until i tell you, okay, royal orders
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:50 PM
- Lol
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:50 PM
- (only in a more haughty way but you can, like, substitute ravus dialogue)
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:50 PM
- like, ravus doesn't know a lot about ignis
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:50 PM
- Yes, I got it
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:50 PM
- but he knows that you have to pin the slippery bastard down first and figure the details out later
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:50 PM
- :D :D smart man
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:51 PM
- So does the royal order
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:52 PM
- Work??
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:52 PM
- well, yep
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:52 PM
- ignis knows protocol, after all
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:52 PM
- so he parks ignis down into the chair and calls the servant for, like, a bath
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:52 PM
- and some clothes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:52 PM
- and a dinner
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:52 PM
- Yeeeees
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:52 PM
- Ignis considers how much scrubbing the chair will need
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:52 PM
- and then kinda awkwardly rescues ignis from falling asleep and drowning himself in the bath
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:53 PM
- But what can u do
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:53 PM
- which ignis is too exhausted to even be mortified about
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:53 PM
- HAaaaAaa
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:53 PM
- he's like...
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:53 PM
- he made it, and now he's out of shock
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:53 PM
- he liked shock better
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:53 PM
- Yes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:53 PM
- He has to think
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:53 PM
- so finally he's allowed and order to explain, and so he tells ravus the truth
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:53 PM
- And explain
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:53 PM
- Is it humiliating?
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:54 PM
- and in the end he's like, and i hoped... but it was ridiculous, forgive me, i think i wasn't thinking clearly, thank you for the bath, i'll leave... tomorrow, i
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:54 PM
- and ravus just stares at him like ....
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:54 PM
- :D
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:54 PM
- and says, wow it's amazing that no matter how low expectations i have from noctis he always manages to live them down!
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:55 PM
- Ravus has a spot of regicide kink and it's kinda flaring up right now
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:55 PM
- and which ignis kinda startles up in noct's defense, and ravus is like, do not even, i am not getting into your creepy codependency issues without a hazmat suit
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:55 PM
- Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:55 PM
- BUT noct's loss, my gain, i'm therefore conscripting you to be my royal advisor, you don't get to leave
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:55 PM
- if it helps, i can break out the ceremonial shackles
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:55 PM
- Y. E. S.
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:55 PM
- Good
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:55 PM
- NICE
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:56 PM
- oh duder
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:56 PM
- Ur so good for my poor little soul
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:56 PM
- (ignis cries a little but they both pretend not to notice it)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:56 PM
- Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:56 PM
- then ignis sleeps and recovers for like a week
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:56 PM
- Royal orders
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:56 PM
- because actually, when you think about it, he's kinda malnourished and he fucked up his hip and he's all jumpy
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:57 PM
- He wants to make himself useful but not by being disobedient
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:57 PM
- and ignis is like, !!!, and ravus is like, shut up, i demand excellency and perfectionism, not sloppy overwork
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:57 PM
- YEP
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:57 PM
- exactly
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:57 PM
- -unlike some people we might mention- but he doesn't say that because he's a gentleman at heart
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:57 PM
- HAAAAA
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:57 PM
- and so ignis works for him
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:58 PM
- Also because what if Ignis cries again
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:58 PM
- That can never happen
- 3
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:58 PM
- AAAAAAAAA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:58 PM
- Aaaaaaaaaaa
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:59 PM
- aaaaaaHHHHHHH THAT IS SO GOOD
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:59 PM
- he'll just be the very very best royal advisor, very spotless, very clear through
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:59 PM
- yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:59 PM
- meanwhile ravus plans his, like, forty-step seduction plan
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:59 PM
- He's never drinking again, lol
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:59 PM
- and writes angry letters to noct in his head
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:59 PM
- oh no
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:59 PM
- Yes :D
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:59 PM
- or reaching above his station
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:59 PM
- or below his station
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 4:59 PM
- he's tried the whole 'have some life that's not work' thing and it really did not work out
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:00 PM
- Yep
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:00 PM
- meanwhile ravus is like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:00 PM
- ... lol, the rabbit hunting
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:00 PM
- mostly watching it and feeling angry?
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:00 PM
- That was his life outside of work
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:00 PM
- Yeeee
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:00 PM
- Ravus has three emotions and two of them are rage
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:00 PM
- like, he thinks, okay, i'm the crazy person and i went to empire and everything, and i don't have a gaggle of adoring retinue
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:01 PM
- but i did not do that to people
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:01 PM
- YEP
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:01 PM
- And like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:01 PM
- and also, wow i got some seriously damaged goods, how do you even fix that
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:01 PM
- "I see Ignis's loyalty. How does Noct not see it"
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:02 PM
- yeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:02 PM
- and like, on one hand
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:02 PM
- It's not just unfair
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:02 PM
- he does his best to help
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:02 PM
- But untruthful
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:02 PM
- To accuse Ignis if disloyalty
- alina g. <withoutnames@gmail.com>
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:03 PM
- to chilla
- like he allows ignis this space to be professional and appreciated and spotless and needed, and he gives out praise and he sets servant to make sure ignis doesn't overwork himself and orders him to stretch his legs and everything
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:03 PM
- and ignis slowly becomes less jumpy and, like, stops looking like a ghost of himself
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:03 PM
- Yessss
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:03 PM
- Yeeeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:03 PM
- but on the other hand ravus is acutely aware he can't heal that
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:03 PM
- he simply doesn't have the tools
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:03 PM
- MEANWHILE!!!
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:03 PM
- Duder I rly need Ignis to fuck a thing up
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:03 PM
- somewhere like a year ago
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:03 PM
- Carry a decimal point badly
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- (yes! tell me this bit later, it needs to be done)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- Or such
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- Yessss I will
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- Ok go on
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- so!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- like a year ago
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- noct and bros wake up
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- with hangovers
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- LOLLL
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- and dreadful realization that Shit Was Said
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- Lolllol
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:04 PM
- and noct is like, wait, what? shiva almighty i am never drinking again
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- and first they call ignis
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- and then they visit ignis
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- Gladio is gonna kill him
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- and then they look for ignis
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- And then himself
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- And then Noct again
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- and then they start going through palace personnel looking for ignis
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- And then Prompto for fairness
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- and they track him to the edges of the city and a bit beyond
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- and then like, ????
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- Yeeeeeeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:05 PM
- because ignis is very good at carrying his orders out, okay
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:06 PM
- I want them to cryyyy
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:06 PM
- and they just
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:06 PM
- can't
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:06 PM
- find
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:06 PM
- him
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:06 PM
- they lose a lot of time, and like, by the time noct admits shit is catastrophic and sends out search parties, they're way behind
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:06 PM
- Yeeeep
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:07 PM
- and it just
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:07 PM
- goes on
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:07 PM
- LOL
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:07 PM
- from time to time there're slivers of report of ignis being here or there
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:07 PM
- in the countryside
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:07 PM
- Ignis thought this would happen
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:07 PM
- but they're always weeks behind
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:07 PM
- But in the context of formal exile
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:07 PM
- so on one hand noct knows he's still alive
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:08 PM
- So he never talked to ppl
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:08 PM
- and on the other hand noct doesn't know if he's still alive
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:08 PM
- Not to implicate tyem
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:08 PM
- Yeeeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:08 PM
- like, he can take care of himself
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:08 PM
- But he left
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:08 PM
- but he's still a blind, grieving man fuck knows where, all alone
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:09 PM
- and noct just
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:09 PM
- So clearly he's insane - Noct, whose personal responsibility awareness is lagging in this story
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:09 PM
- he keeps searching, but deep inside himself he knows he has to just
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:09 PM
- live with this
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:09 PM
- Like that's probably why he lashed out??? He felt guilty about his dad
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:10 PM
- oh, yeah
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:10 PM
- but over this year he slowly just
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:10 PM
- And it was easier to blame Ignis
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:10 PM
- he just needs to apologize! but he can't
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:10 PM
- Yeeep
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:10 PM
- it's a very bitter pill to swallow and keep swallowing
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:10 PM
- he's reassessing his, like, entire relationship with ignis
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:10 PM
- and knowing he can't do anything about it
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- this is a very miserable year
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- What r Gladio and Prompto doing
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- and then!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- kinda same, but in context of their own relationship with ignis
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- Yyy
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- they still go out to chase those leads, but always return disappointed
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- so!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- in a year
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- there's some lucis-tenebrae thing
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:11 PM
- :D
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:12 PM
- and ignis is like, i should probably be... absent from preparations?
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:12 PM
- and ravus is like, you know what? i'm handling it
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:12 PM
- Haaa
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:12 PM
- Haaa
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:12 PM
- you just, like, relax, you're safe
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:12 PM
- Awwwwwww
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:12 PM
- and something something logistics ravus tells noct
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:12 PM
- privately
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:12 PM
- and noct is like OMG WHAT. WHAT. HE'S ALIVE? HE'S THERE? YOU GIVE HIM BACK THIS INSTANT
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:12 PM
- and then ravus just GOES AT HIM
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:13 PM
- LOL
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:13 PM
- Jackass
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:13 PM
- like, how very dare you
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:13 PM
- :DDDDDDDDDDDD
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:13 PM
- and he's like, you know what? finders keepers
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:13 PM
- you don't even get to talk to him if he doesn't want to
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:13 PM
- Pffft
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:13 PM
- and noct, instead of fighting back, just kinda... crumbles
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:14 PM
- I want Noct to cru
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:14 PM
- and says yeah, you're right
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:14 PM
- yeah
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:14 PM
- like, can you just tell him
- chilla <varkulyacsilla@gmail.com>
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:14 PM
- to me
- And Ravus to think Ignis is so much better at crying
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:14 PM
- that i'm very very sorry and that he doesn't have to see me, but he can return home any time, just - home, not to me, just, it's
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:14 PM
- and then ravus thinks, oh fuck my life, why IS my life
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:14 PM
- HAAAA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:15 PM
- Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaa
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:15 PM
- because ravus does realize, tragically, that noct is the only one who can fix ignis, alas, earwax
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:15 PM
- (may need to brb, battery's down)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:15 PM
- Mmmmmmmmmm
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:15 PM
- and then he, idk, gives noct, liek, three tasks?
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:15 PM
- Well
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:15 PM
- like in fairytales
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:15 PM
- H. A H
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:15 PM
- Omg ily
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:15 PM
- to prove himself worthy of talking to ignis
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:15 PM
- Is it kneeling on seeeds
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:16 PM
- and something something something stands by ignis when they finally meet so ignis wouldn't just fold immediately and like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:16 PM
- allow himself to be forgiven by noct
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:16 PM
- instead of the other way around
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:16 PM
- Y e s
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:16 PM
- so eventually they have that meeting and ignis, like, shouts at noct and there's crying and hugging and shit
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:16 PM
- Mmmmmm
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:17 PM
- But
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:17 PM
- and ravus is like, well my work here is done -imma go have a dignified cry in my quarters- i probably need to open a royal advisor vacancy
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:17 PM
- yesss
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:17 PM
- but! this doesn't happen
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:17 PM
- because ignis recognizes loyalty, you know?
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:18 PM
- and so something something idk logistics responsible custody split eventual threesome
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:18 PM
- happy end
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:27 PM
- i am back
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:27 PM
- and most importantly ignis is back in tenebrae :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:27 PM
- i think it's best if
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:27 PM
- i have thought about this long and hard
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:28 PM
- (while yelling abt waterpolo)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:28 PM
- ok
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:28 PM
- so
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:28 PM
- i think it's best if Ignis goes back with Noct and Ravus finds a new secretary... which is like, gonna be a stressful job, lol.
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:29 PM
- and Ravus grows his beard out
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:29 PM
- but he's not gonna chase after the boy, right, because Ignis gets to decide
- chilla <varkulyacsilla@gmail.com>
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:30 PM
- to me
- and thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 3 weeks later Ignis appears in his private chambers again, all, hi, i will come to you tomorrow via proper channels and everything but i wanted to ask you in private first
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:30 PM
- because One Shouldn't Presume
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:30 PM
- and ravus is like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:30 PM
- fuck, is he gonna offer me a goodbye fuck??
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:30 PM
- fuck, i'm gonna take it
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:30 PM
- but, fuck
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:31 PM
- and Ignis is like, Noct has made me his... ambassador, because nepotism still flourishes in the kingdom of Lucis
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:31 PM
- so
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:31 PM
- HAAAAA
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:31 PM
- noct had grown!
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:31 PM
- yes!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:31 PM
- i think noct had realized that they just can't like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:31 PM
- slide back into their old dynamics
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:31 PM
- like ignis probably would, because ignis is a traumatized sucker
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- and Ignis is like, ok, admittedly i got this job as a grovelling gesture, but also, all the former assholes weere ASSHOLES
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- right??????
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- but it would be - unjust
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- and noct tries to recognize himself being unjust now
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- and Noct needs to lose something
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- forever
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- he still sometimes has nightmares about finding ignis' decayed body somewhere in the fuck off nowhere of leide
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- yep
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- eaten by wild beasts
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- yeeeep
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:32 PM
- so he just like, he had, his whole life
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:33 PM
- relied on ignis to define their relationship?
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:33 PM
- yes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:33 PM
- but now
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:33 PM
- he's gonna have to make amends
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:33 PM
- like, he never needed to order ignis to sew his buttons and prepare his breakfast and burn out his eyes and go into exile
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:33 PM
- he could just rely on those things and even grumble about them
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:33 PM
- yep :D
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:33 PM
- and this year he came to realization that no, he had to actually step up
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:33 PM
- and taking him for granted
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:33 PM
- led to all this
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- and keep considering ignis' welfare where ignis is chronically incapable of doing so
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- YEp
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- ignis is kinda better at it! he's had his tenebrae tenure to grow some additional noct vertebraes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- but they're not really... enough
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- and it isn't to the detriment of his kingdom
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- HAAAAAA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- haaaaaaaa
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- man, i hope he had like... a little
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- small
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- tiny
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- teeny
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- little
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:34 PM
- passive-aggressive part of him
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:35 PM
- that flares up every time Noct gets too buddy-buddy
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:35 PM
- and! he doesn't let it show
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:35 PM
- because he loves Noct
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:35 PM
- and he is a good person
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:35 PM
- yes!
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:35 PM
- but it's there
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:35 PM
- but he feels it
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:35 PM
- and i think like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:35 PM
- couple of time he slips? and he's ashamed of himself
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:35 PM
- but noct is almost - relieved
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:35 PM
- noct is like, oh god, yes, be angry, specs
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:36 PM
- like, in this year noct had like... grown up enough to be like, yep anger is deserverd
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:36 PM
- yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:36 PM
- rather than OMG YES BE ANGRY AT ME I DESERVE IT AM SO PITIFUL
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:36 PM
- yes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:36 PM
- but
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:36 PM
- otoh
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:37 PM
- Ignis
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:37 PM
- is a cool fish and he does not
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:37 PM
- like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:37 PM
- being a person
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:37 PM
- who is snappy
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:37 PM
- or worse, who is cruel
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:37 PM
- so
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:37 PM
- embassy :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:37 PM
- or
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:37 PM
- as Prompto would say
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:38 PM
- while trying desperately to pretend that things are okay while they aren't completely
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:38 PM
- Ignis will put the bossy back in embassy!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:39 PM
- HA
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:39 PM
- yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:39 PM
- it's noct's way of being thoughtful AND amends AND actually looking out for ignis
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:39 PM
- while he's secretly DYING INSIIIIDE
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:39 PM
- he literally wants to like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:39 PM
- i knowwwww :D
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:39 PM
- lock ignis up somewhere in a very nicely furnished citadel basement
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:39 PM
- I KNOW RIGHT
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:40 PM
- and make him dinner
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:40 PM
- he's honestly afraid ignis would just... leave
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:40 PM
- or get prompto to make him dinner because... he doesn't want to poison ignis
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:40 PM
- (ha0
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:40 PM
- when allowed to
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:40 PM
- (flashback to the week when he couldn't stop thinking about the poison berries in the forest)
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:40 PM
- but he'll take it! it's his amends
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:40 PM
- (yeeees how would you know.)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:40 PM
- yesssss
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:40 PM
- (right??)
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:40 PM
- but ignis keeps coming back, too
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- yes <3
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- and every time
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- (because ignis loves noct, this goddamn dumbass)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- the rage is less
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- and the smiles are easier
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- meanwhile ravus' life had suddenly improved!
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- and he's willing to nag
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- HA
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- he's no longer a possible rebound!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- like, ravus was very smart not to make any moves during ignis' advisorship
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- because ignis would probably bang him in a like, rebound/gratitude/obligation way
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- it would've been THE WORST
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:41 PM
- absolutely
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- also, his 40 step plan had a 20 year range
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- and kissing was scheduled after 4 promotions and a little castle
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- yeeeeeeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- and he can be now like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- so like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- 8 yrs from now
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- much freer with his appreciation!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- and tokens of affection
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- because ignis is not his ward anymore
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- yes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- yessssss
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:42 PM
- and ravus is Very Sure that noct will, like, never hurt him again
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:43 PM
- certain promises were exchanged and certain threats were uttered
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:43 PM
- ha
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:43 PM
- after all, ravus has a nice gilded dungeon too and he wouldn't hesitate to use it as a last resort
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:43 PM
- :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:43 PM
- :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:43 PM
- :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:43 PM
- :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:43 PM
- :D
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:43 PM
- sooooooo i'm thinking ignis just like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:43 PM
- eventually
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:43 PM
- starts banging them both?
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- in their respective kingdoms
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- HA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- HA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- HA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- HA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- HAAAAAAAAAAA
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- all abovebard and they both, like, fall over themselves to reassure ignis that This Is Totally Okay No Problem
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- there's enough Igniscock to go around :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- do they mean it?
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- and ignis is not even THAT conflicted about this
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- yeah
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- like he's a sucker but he is able of recognizing, intellectually
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:44 PM
- that he's due some slack, here
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:45 PM
- i knowwww
- alina g. <withoutnames@gmail.com>
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:45 PM
- to chilla
- haaaa i think they mostly have elaborate dreams about the other one suddenly dying, such tragedy, very wow, let me console you with those frozen strawberries and champagne
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:45 PM
- but they also both like... genuinely recognize that ignis is doing better when he has both of them?
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:45 PM
- LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:46 PM
- not-exiled, noct-banging ignis doesn't resemble a tragically ensouled android
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:46 PM
- LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:46 PM
- yes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:46 PM
- this is true
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:46 PM
- ignis who gets a regular does of dicking ravus is snippier, dresses sharper and stands up for himself better
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:46 PM
- he looks happier than he ever did
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:46 PM
- so they kinda learn to respect that
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:46 PM
- HA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:46 PM
- hahhhahahahhhh
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:46 PM
- i think it like... never develops into a proper equilateral triangle
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:46 PM
- this is beautiful
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:47 PM
- well, no
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:47 PM
- because they'd be like two borzois trying to fight
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:47 PM
- but they bang a couple of times and they have several nice, ignis-centered threesomes two or three times a year at joint royal functions
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:47 PM
- yesssssssss :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:47 PM
- oh man
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:47 PM
- that is so beautiful
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:47 PM
- i
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:47 PM
- and also ravus
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:47 PM
- ravus and me
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:48 PM
- both have a fantasy in which
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:48 PM
- seduction goes as planned
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:48 PM
- Ignis becomes Ravus's bride
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:48 PM
- and then Noct is invited to the wedding :D :D :D :D like in That One Fic
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:48 PM
- and both cries and pleads
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:48 PM
- but ok, it was not feasible
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:49 PM
- HAAA
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:49 PM
- there's been some crying! i did my best
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:49 PM
- (for the record, i am not writing that, b/c it's not my forte overall, but you have my heartfelt blessing :D)
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:49 PM
- so! tell me what happens when advisor ignis fucks up
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:49 PM
- (HA)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:50 PM
- you did excellent
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:50 PM
- and a dramatic reveal would have been stupid and damaging
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:50 PM
- but
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:50 PM
- ravus
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:50 PM
- can't help
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:50 PM
- but feel like it would be Fitting
- chilla <varkulyacsilla@gmail.com>
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:51 PM
- to me
- ok ok ok the dramatique fuckup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think that maybe, Ignis accidentally contradicts Ravus in public. and Ravus is like >:[ well fine, that's why i pay you, to know that
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:51 PM
- not very ungracious
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:52 PM
- but he's like, not the best at this part of being a royal
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:52 PM
- the knowing lots and lots of facts part
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:52 PM
- yesss
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:52 PM
- he'd rather sword things!
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:52 PM
- but there is no more things to sword
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:52 PM
- so ok, Ignis remains composed
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:53 PM
- and he would probably have like, tortured himself over it for a month
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:53 PM
- Is It The Beginning Of The End
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:53 PM
- without saying anything b/c he's never, ever overstepping his limits again
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:53 PM
- and an apology would be
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:53 PM
- too presumptuous
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:54 PM
- like, does Ravus care he's sorry???????? nobody cares he's sorry
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:54 PM
- nope
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:54 PM
- nobody ever does
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:54 PM
- (it's depressing)
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:55 PM
- (in the end it just - doesn't matter - just how loyal or hardworking or perfect or sacrificial he is)
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:55 PM
- (he's had a very specific demonstration of the way his life is built in such a way as to hinge on the other's decisions)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:55 PM
- y e s
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:55 PM
- exactly
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:55 PM
- he can't do shit
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:56 PM
- about that
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:56 PM
- if his best is not enough, so be it
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:56 PM
- which is actually why contradicting Ravus in public was a bad move
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:56 PM
- like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:56 PM
- tenebrae is his last attempt of like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:56 PM
- it's not that he harmed the royal ego
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:56 PM
- trying to recreate his life, to a degree
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:56 PM
- if it fails, it fails, he's not trying again
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:56 PM
- it's not even that Ravus will torture him for it
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:56 PM
- it's like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:57 PM
- he should not have opinions about his boss's decisions. he should not.
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:57 PM
- so when he finally gets thrown out he wants it to be in the aether of their decision alone
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:57 PM
- and not because he was too arrogant
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:58 PM
- he hates it, the tiny sliver of his own free will, he hates it and it gets him into trouble
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:58 PM
- yeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:58 PM
- if it doesn't matter anyway, WHY DOES HE EVEN HAVE IT
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:58 PM
- right??????
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:58 PM
- he wants a damn refund
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:58 PM
- he's so tired
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:58 PM
- he'd rather ravus exile him one morning because he woke up and decided to be a dick
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:58 PM
- yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:59 PM
- than because of something ignis did
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:59 PM
- exactly
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:59 PM
- yes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:59 PM
- and not even because it's bad or because he was wrong (he wasn't wrong)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:59 PM
- but merely because
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:59 PM
- who does Ignis think he is
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:59 PM
- putting himself in a position to judge or overwrite his betters' dumbass decisions
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 5:59 PM
- he's nobody and nothing, as was proven to him
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:00 PM
- so
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:00 PM
- Ignis is thinking abt all this and
- chilla <varkulyacsilla@gmail.com>
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:00 PM
- to me
- then Ravus finds him after work and he's all OMFG IGNIS LOOK AT WHAT THE ASSSOLE LUCIS AMBASSADOR WROTE TO ME IN A LETTER?? LOOK THIS MAN IS TOTALLY ILLITERATE
- ...
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- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:00 PM
- except dignified and Ravus-y
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:00 PM
- haaa
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:00 PM
- and biiiiiitchy
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:00 PM
- and Ignis is like, ah, yes, sir
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:01 PM
- and Ravus knows that Ignis is a tragically besouled android and made from etiquette rules and sandfroid but
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:01 PM
- he never resists bitching about bad grammar
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:01 PM
- he just doesn't
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:01 PM
- it's their bonding moment, okay!!!!!!!!1 and Ravus can tell something is off
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:02 PM
- but how does he approach the subject without stomping over the delicate crystal fences of Ignis's soul?
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:02 PM
- (poor ravus)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:02 PM
- he can't be like, hey, you're even drier than usual, what's up, bro
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:03 PM
- (he's really not good at this. his general forte is like 'i could try to put this ring on! oooops no more arm')
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:03 PM
- (i know)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:03 PM
- (he's a v brute force kind of prince)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:03 PM
- (i love that about him)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:03 PM
- and then he's like, SHIT I NEED TO GET HIM TALKING
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:04 PM
- and then like, HM MAYBE ABOUT THE DUMBASS THING HE CORRECTED ME ON TODAY??
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:04 PM
- and he brings it up and Ignis quietly dies
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:05 PM
- :D the end :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:05 PM
- no
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:05 PM
- but like, idk
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:05 PM
- the thing about Ravus is
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:05 PM
- he explicitly likes it when Ignis stands up to him. see also: that time they thought while Ravus was griefraging
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:05 PM
- he likes having a
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:06 PM
- wall to break against?
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:06 PM
- Noct never liked that explicitly, because he grew up with it
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:06 PM
- yeeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:06 PM
- and i think the other thing is like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:06 PM
- even before ignis gets his noct groove back
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:06 PM
- at some point
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:06 PM
- yessss
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:07 PM
- ?
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:07 PM
- they figured out that ignis can get angry at ravus
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:07 PM
- YES
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:07 PM
- good
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:07 PM
- like, maybe even about this correction thing
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:07 PM
- go on :D
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:07 PM
- at some point where ravus is trying to be nice about it just like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:07 PM
- slips out of ignis, the whole, WILL YOU NOT thing, i know it doesn't matter thing, i know i'm at your whim thing, will you stop pretending that what i do matter
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:08 PM
- yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:08 PM
- like i had all the pretending i could ever wish for, thirty years of it, look where it got me
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:08 PM
- maybe not in this incident, maybe much later
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:08 PM
- but eventually he gets angry at ravus for all those things he didn't have in himself to be angry at noct for
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:08 PM
- and ravus is like, ah. yeah. okay this is good
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:08 PM
- niiiiice
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:08 PM
- hhhhh
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:08 PM
- yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:08 PM
- like ignis can do it, because ravus can take it
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:08 PM
- because their relationship is different
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:09 PM
- yessss
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:09 PM
- and ravus welcomes it and just
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:09 PM
- proves ignis with a foil and safeguards and options and stuff
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:09 PM
- YES
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:09 PM
- sec
- alina g. <withoutnames@gmail.com>
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:10 PM
- to chilla
- (the thing is, he actually had it with noct, too? i mean, IN TRUTH. i mean, if he wasn't so good at getting exiled, noct would find him in the morning and apologize awkwardly and life would go on)
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:10 PM
- (but they both couldn't really imagine recognizing it, and so it failed them)
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:10 PM
- with ravus, it's all - made explicit
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:10 PM
- the exact bounds of ignis' agency
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:11 PM
- idk maybe ravus takes him onto, like, diplomatic trips
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:11 PM
- and kinda shows him off and then lets ignis see all the people backstabbing each other to lure ignis away
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:11 PM
- HA
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:11 PM
- and it's not - the same, it doesn't help, because they can't recreate the whole Destiny And Love thing that bonded him to noct, obviously
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:11 PM
- HA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:12 PM
- HAAAAA nice
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:12 PM
- but there are options beyond that
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:12 PM
- it's like, ravus is very much in a
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:12 PM
- position to demonstrate that you can not be a protagonist of the story
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:12 PM
- and still have weight and heft and agency
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:12 PM
- yessssssss ♥ ♥ ♥ such a good point
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:13 PM
- you know what part of this dumbass dress au dynamics i liked it?
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:13 PM
- mmmm?
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:13 PM
- gladio and ardyn spoiling ignis competitively
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:14 PM
- HA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:14 PM
- HAAAA
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:14 PM
- do you think ravus and noct like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:14 PM
- yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:14 PM
- passively-aggressively compete
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:14 PM
- at Being Better For Ignis' Wellbeing
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:14 PM
- and passing each other lil innocent letters
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:14 PM
- i DO
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:14 PM
- v much
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:15 PM
- (which ignis is blissfully unaware of)
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:15 PM
- tell me more
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:15 PM
- ok
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:15 PM
- sec
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:15 PM
- fingers full of food <333
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:16 PM
- nom nom
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:20 PM
- back
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:20 PM
- sorry, there was a boiled potato
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:20 PM
- that needed my urgent attention
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:20 PM
- so
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:21 PM
- ignis is like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:21 PM
- sir, can i brief you for longer before meetings next time. write the figures down for you. let's invent the flashcard
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:22 PM
- and Ravus is like, pfft, nah, you're there to tell me if i fuck up. because certain royal things are universal between royals
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:22 PM
- he's MUCH less naturally lazy than noct
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:22 PM
- but he's bad at this part of the job
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:22 PM
- and that makes him... cranky
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:22 PM
- and also avoidant
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:23 PM
- but Ignis does not want to ride this rodeo again
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:23 PM
- ever
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:24 PM
- yeeeeees
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:25 PM
- does Ignis say something? apologize? what the hell does he do? :D?
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:25 PM
- idk! he's very conflicted
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:25 PM
- he's a very sad ignis
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:27 PM
- mmmmmmmmmmm
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:27 PM
- not getting angry yet
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:28 PM
- but slipping in his worthless apology anyway
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:28 PM
- rationalizing it as just smoothing the royal ego
- 3
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:28 PM
- even though it's more selfish than that
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:28 PM
- he wants absolution he'll never get! so
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:29 PM
- ~~~~~my apologies, sir, for today's display~~
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:29 PM
- and then ravus
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:29 PM
- who had a spotless track record so far
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:29 PM
- has a moment of FUCK? I FUCKED UP?
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:30 PM
- yes!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:30 PM
- poor ravus
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:30 PM
- DID I DO A NOCTIS
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:30 PM
- and he contemplates a bleak future when he has to be adult and gracious at all times
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:30 PM
- and it's horrible
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:30 PM
- right?????????
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:30 PM
- (i bet this is ravus', like, personal growth bar)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:30 PM
- DID I TAKE HIM FOR GRANTED
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:31 PM
- (I KNOW, right? it's a spectrum, from noct to anti-noct)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:32 PM
- ok so THEN Ravus is like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:32 PM
- i think he contextualizes it as
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:32 PM
- I ORDER YOU TO GIVE THE *BEST* SERVICE
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:32 PM
- AT ALL TIMES
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:32 PM
- ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M WRONG
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:33 PM
- sec
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:34 PM
- back
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:35 PM
- AND IF I GET THE NUMBER OF SHEEPS WRONG ON THE LUCIS-TENEBRAE BORDER, MY PEOPLE WILL SUFFER, IGNIS
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:35 PM
- THEY WILL SUFFER AND GO WITHOUT WOOL COATS
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:35 PM
- so, you need to tell me
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:36 PM
- (like u told me when i went on a rampage that 1 time)
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:40 PM
- haaaaaaaaaaah
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:40 PM
- yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:40 PM
- like, ease him into it slowly!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:40 PM
- otoh, ignis used to be good at it
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:40 PM
- like, eat your vegetables, do your homework, no you have to get up right now
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:40 PM
- so that's a scary but familiar step
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:40 PM
- yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:40 PM
- but ravus incorporates further lessons in his forty steps plan!
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:41 PM
- HAAAAAAA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:41 PM
- but it takes a lot longer for Ignis to snap
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:43 PM
- yeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:43 PM
- you have to like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:43 PM
- build up to it
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:44 PM
- ravus would start fucking up deliberately but he just can't make himself to be cruel, even educationally
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:44 PM
- I KNOW
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:44 PM
- right
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:44 PM
- anyway, Noct used to do that
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:44 PM
- Ravus needs to not be Noct
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:44 PM
- on any level
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:44 PM
- and Ignis needs to get mad at him for his own shortcomings
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:47 PM
- yess
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:47 PM
- you know what
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:47 PM
- i think it's an interesting dynamic of like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:47 PM
- usually when you do 'abused servant finds another master' story
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:47 PM
- sec, talk
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:48 PM
- the dynamics are like, the master was cold, uncaring, remote, and the new one offers friendships and personal care on top of their professional relationship, sl
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:48 PM
- and here what you need is the reverse
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:51 PM
- back
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:51 PM
- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:51 PM
- yes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:51 PM
- exactly :D
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:52 PM
- but not as in like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:52 PM
- Ignis needs dominance
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:52 PM
- or even Rules
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:53 PM
- he just needs
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:53 PM
- sincerity and mature effort
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:53 PM
- yeees
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:53 PM
- this taste of normal human relationship
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:53 PM
- WITH BOUNDARIES
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:53 PM
- if just to know how those work
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:53 PM
- soooooooooooooo
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:54 PM
- yessssss
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:54 PM
- tell me how ravus and noct compete in spoiling ignis?
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:54 PM
- HA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:54 PM
- HA
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:54 PM
- man
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:55 PM
- this is such a beautiful story and yet there is not a single cane in it
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:55 PM
- i know!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:55 PM
- barely any whump at all
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:55 PM
- for shame
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:55 PM
- not even a spanking!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:55 PM
- maybe ignis gets, like, semi-assassinated in tenebrae!
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:55 PM
- we're getting vanilla in this old age
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:55 PM
- HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:55 PM
- during ambassadorship
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:55 PM
- and Noct causes a diplomatic incident
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:55 PM
- noct rushes over! ravus doesn't even bitch
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:56 PM
- when it's all over noct lords it over ravus for LITERALLY YEARS
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:56 PM
- 'hello noct, glad to tell you ignis had arrived safely. he's looking a bit peaky, perhaps he wasn't getting enough rest in lucis?"
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:56 PM
- LOL O L O L LL OL LO L L O L L OL
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:56 PM
- 'well AT LEAST nobody POISONED HIS WINE that time'
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:56 PM
- "well at least he didn't get a dagger in the shoulder"
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:56 PM
- haaaaaa
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:57 PM
- yes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:57 PM
- exactly
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:57 PM
- ok so
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:57 PM
- Ravus takes him sparring
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:57 PM
- that is a good way to spoil Ignis b/c like... he is not a hedonist
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 6:58 PM
- yesss
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:00 PM
- so, sweet extensive battling
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:00 PM
- in the field of blue flowers
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:01 PM
- then basically like, rough-kisses him against various surfaces and then Ignis rough-kisses back and pulls his hair? and it's just how Ravus likes it
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:01 PM
- delicious
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:01 PM
- sharp
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:01 PM
- dangerous
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:02 PM
- whereas when Noct finally gets kissed
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:02 PM
- it's going to be soft and lazy
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:12 PM
- brb
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:12 PM
- <333
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:58 PM
- yeeeeeeeeeees sharp urgent kissings
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:59 PM
- and knives
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 7:59 PM
- and meanwhile noct?
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:37 PM
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:38 PM
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:39 PM
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:41 PM
- it smol
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:49 PM
- but full of lov
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:49 PM
- <33333333
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:50 PM
- ok, i am done on annoying phone
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:50 PM
- back to annoying wrk
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:50 PM
- love u
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:50 PM
- <333333333
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:50 PM
- will tell u more noct things when break from wrk, hopefully
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:50 PM
- think about ignis the country-hopping banger
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:51 PM
- hahhHHAH
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:51 PM
- yes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:51 PM
- a
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:51 PM
- good inspiration
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 9:51 PM
- 4 all
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:48 PM
- mrrrr
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:48 PM
- catty
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:48 PM
- v important questions
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:48 PM
- how does Ignis get into actual romances
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:49 PM
- w his two royal sugar daddies
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:49 PM
- like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:49 PM
- mrrrr
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:49 PM
- i think Ravus is first
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:49 PM
- but how does Ignis figure out Ravus loves him like that
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:50 PM
- good questionnnnn
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:50 PM
- I haven't thought that far
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:51 PM
- maybe ravus gives him gifts idk
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:51 PM
- like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:51 PM
- not lingerie tho
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:51 PM
- or NO
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:51 PM
- no
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:51 PM
- ha
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:51 PM
- ha
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:51 PM
- no lingerie
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:51 PM
- is it after the assassination attempt
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:52 PM
- may hmm
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:52 PM
- hmm
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:52 PM
- no I think
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:52 PM
- it's un-dramatic
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:52 PM
- mrrr
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:52 PM
- maybe ravus just like
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:52 PM
- keeps smiling at him
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:52 PM
- when ignis comes back
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:52 PM
- hahhhhhhh
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:52 PM
- hahhhhhh
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:53 PM
- well
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:53 PM
- Ignis can't see that
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:53 PM
- to be fair
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:53 PM
- damn
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:53 PM
- yes
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:53 PM
- well maybe he overhears the servants
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:53 PM
- i knowwww
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:53 PM
- ha
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:53 PM
- like CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:53 PM
- maybe Ravus holds his hands
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:53 PM
- for too long
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:54 PM
- our king actually SMILED TWO TIMES TODAY
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:54 PM
- that to
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:54 PM
- lolol
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:54 PM
- perfect
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:56 PM
- and Ignis missed his voice
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:56 PM
- ok
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:56 PM
- shameful confession
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:56 PM
- around 30% of my passion for this ship
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:56 PM
- is because blind Ignis deserves the dude with the prettiest voice
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:57 PM
- and best dirty talk skills
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:57 PM
- haaaaaaa
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:57 PM
- you just imprinted, ma dude
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:57 PM
- i did, i did
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:57 PM
- but i am happy w this state of affairs
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:57 PM
- like
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:58 PM
- normally i do not even like foeyay or grumps or stoic assholes
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:58 PM
- i barely warmed up to gladio, it took me 333 chapters
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:58 PM
- but ravus is just an exception!
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:59 PM
- heeee
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:59 PM
- it's the arm, innit :))
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:59 PM
- well
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:59 PM
- yeeeees
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:59 PM
- and the sister
- alina g.
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:59 PM
- did you like today's story better? :)
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:59 PM
- i diiiiiiiiiiiid
- chilla
- Mar 29, 2018, 11:59 PM
- it was lovely, thank you
- alina g.
- Mar 30, 2018, 12:00 AM
- we live to serve
- chilla
- Mar 30, 2018, 12:01 AM
- both you
- chilla
- Mar 30, 2018, 12:01 AM
- and ignis <3333333
- alina g.
- Mar 30, 2018, 12:01 AM
- mrrrr
- alina g.
- Mar 30, 2018, 12:01 AM
- ignis, tho, currently jetsets, being shamelessly spoiled
- chilla
- Mar 30, 2018, 12:02 AM
- hahhhH
- chilla
- Mar 30, 2018, 12:02 AM
- poisoned with only the best caviars and most sleek assassins
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