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- /*
- GNOT General Public License
- (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
- */
- #include "dos.h"
- #include "win95.h"
- #include "win98.h"
- #include "sco_unix.h"
- class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
- {}
- int totalNewFeatures = 3;
- int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
- float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
- boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;
- void main {
- while (!CRASHED)
- {
- if (first_time_install) {
- if ((installedRAM < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
- {
- MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
- GetKeyPress();
- BSOD();
- }
- Make10GBswapfile();
- SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
- AddRandomDriver();
- MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
- GetKeyPress();
- BSOD();
- }
- }
- //printf("Welcome to Windows ME");
- //printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
- printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
- if (still_not_crashed){
- CheckUserLicense();
- DoubleCheckUserLicense();
- TripleCheckUserLicense();
- RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
- DisplayFancyGraphics();
- Flicker_LED(hard_drive);
- RunWindowsXP();
- return LotsMoreMoney;
- }
- }
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