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  1. /*
  2. GNOT General Public License
  3. (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
  4. */
  5.  
  6. #include "dos.h"
  7. #include "win95.h"
  8. #include "win98.h"
  9. #include "sco_unix.h"
  10.  
  11. class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
  12. {}
  13.  
  14. int totalNewFeatures = 3;
  15. int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
  16. float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
  17. boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;
  18.  
  19. void main {
  20. while (!CRASHED)
  21. {
  22.  
  23. if (first_time_install) {
  24. if ((installedRAM < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
  25. {
  26. MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
  27. GetKeyPress();
  28. BSOD();
  29. }
  30.  
  31. Make10GBswapfile();
  32. SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
  33. AddRandomDriver();
  34. MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
  35. GetKeyPress();
  36. BSOD();
  37. }
  38. }
  39.  
  40. //printf("Welcome to Windows ME");
  41. //printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
  42. printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
  43.  
  44. if (still_not_crashed){
  45.  
  46. CheckUserLicense();
  47. DoubleCheckUserLicense();
  48. TripleCheckUserLicense();
  49. RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
  50.  
  51. DisplayFancyGraphics();
  52. Flicker_LED(hard_drive);
  53. RunWindowsXP();
  54.  
  55. return LotsMoreMoney;
  56. }
  57.  
  58. }
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