>Canadian Gold (Greentext)

>You wanted to see me, sir?
>Indeed, Bonnie! I'm going to be out most of the day, so I've a couple errands I need you to do, if you don't mind.
>I didn't realize I had a choice, sir.
>Good one!
>Wait, what? Are you alright, sir?
>I'm golden, thank you for asking. Now then! I need you to clean my suit while I'm gone.
>That shouldn't take too l- why is there maple syrup and cheese stuck in so many of the joints?
>That was breakfast and lunch respectively. Pancakes and poutine respectively.
>You eat?
>'course I do, Bonnie! Always such a kidder. Anyways, the other errand I have for you is for you to tape the game while I'm out.
>Just going to move whatever this is you're doing along. What game?
>You're not serious, eh? The game!
>I don't follow.
>Don't be a hoser, Bonnie. I'm talking about hockey.
>Since when do you watch hockey, sir?
>Since when were you under the impression that I didn't watch it?
>That-
>In any case, I'm off. Got some ice fishin' to do. I'll see you later, Bonnie!
>But-
>Oh right. Sorry about earlier. Didn't mean to use such harsh language like that.
>Who are you and what have you done with- and he's gone. What.