4chan Hazbin Hotel story: movies night part 1

not a story but a lot anon have been talking about movies night for hazbin hotel. this is from Thread #136 of /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General, they're going to be a lot of replies.
https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/results/thread/

part 2: https://pastebin.com/zxZYpVwQ
part 3: https://pastebin.com/YPLiGXnG
part 4: https://pastebin.com/vCz7NuCu
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that picture of christian bale reminds me of a thought i had for while
>charlie thought it would be a good idea to have a movie night watching mortal movies'
>they start with Hellrazer to see what the mortals think of hell
>it didn't end well and all it did was give alastor and angel some "Ideas"
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>they decide to try the movie thing again
>but this time it was "The Thing" (The john carpenter version)"
>charlie couldn't sleep that night and wonders why the fuck would mortals make this shit
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>Angel and Husk sleep in the same room for once they were so scared
>Vaggie stayed with Charlie trying to comfort her
>Niffty didn't watch because she doesn't like horror movies
>Alastor was thoroughly entertained. One of the best picture shows he'd ever seen
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>this time around, she decides to go for a musical
>Vaggie recommends Pink Floyd's "The Wall"
>Charlie's depressed for days, requiring emotional support cuddles from her gf
>every time Angel Dust passes by them, he gives them a disturbed look, and speeds up his pace
>every time an anon passes by, he gives her a thumbs up
>it's been a good week for Vaggie, especially when Charlie finally recovers for the weekend
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>They marathon all the Hannibal Lector movies (Including Manhunter.)
>Alastor gets some cooking inspiration
>Alastor is the happiest anyone at the hotel has ever seen him.
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I am loving this movie night idea, where the Halloween 1978 one?
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>the staff decides to watch the original Halloween
>it's a fun romp, Alastor loves it, the others are a bit uneasy, but fine otherwise
>they watch The Shining the next night
>again, Alastor loves it, but the others find it significantly harder to sleep (apart from the anons who had seen it)
>finally, one of the anons recommend Satan's Tango
>thinking it'll be a repeat of Hellrazer, Charlie's a bit skeptical, but the anon clarifies that it's an arthouse movie
>so, the next night, it's Satan's Tango

>Seven and a quarter hours later, everyone's exhausted, both mentally and emotionally, confused, and depressed
>even Alastor doesn't seem to be that chipper, though, his main complaint is boredom
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>They all watch City Of God.
>Suddenly, Pentagram City doesn't seem as bad as they all thought.
>Alastor ends up with new ideas and inspiration, all fired up.
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>The gang decides to watch The Godfather trilogy.
>While everybody really liked it, Angel Dust LOVED it.
>He really related to Michael.
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>another anon recommends "Lord of War"
>everyone agrees that it's a good movie, but everyone feels slightly down because of it
>Charlie, in particular, feels like her mission has just gotten a WHOLE LOT harder
>Angel Dust is just glad his family never got into gunrunning
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>He thinks the anons would watch horror

>In reality: The anons were in the other room watching Lucky Star or some other kind of anime.

>The whole night, the staff of the hotel are kept up by the sounds of the anons singing along to the anime theme songs.
>Vaggie finally decides to shutdown the party.
>Video happens (but with anime playing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDx0LGrjMas
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>after the encounter, the rest of the staff becomes curious about anime
>the anons want to be left alone
>"Elfen Lied it is!"
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>Charlie forces the staff for another movie night
>This time it's anime
>The group somehow agrees on "Goblin Slayer"
>Charlie cries for the entire night
>She calls in the anons and staff the next morning.
>"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU HUMANS, WHY DO YOU MAKE THIS SHIT?!"
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>feeling rather bad about last night, the anons decide to go easy on her during the next movie night
>however, all hopes of Miyazaki-themed making-ups are crushed when Charlie refuses to watch any more anime
>"The Room it is, then."
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How would they react to movies like
The one that flew over the cuckoos nest
No country for old men
Apocalypse now
And Jacob’s ladder
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
>Vaggie's initially fuming, but realizes the message, and manages to get invested in the characters, albeit sulkily
>Charlie deeply reconsiders his own methods at rehabilitating demons
>Niffty, Husk, Angel Dust and Alastor just find it entertaining, as do anons

No Country for Old Men
>Generally has the staff on edge throughout the entire movie
>Alastor notes the use of the cattle stunner with interest

Apocalypse Now (Final Cut)
>Halfway through the move, Husk goes catatonic from PTSD, and the staff stop the movie to get him to come around
>he comes around, but as a jittering mess, so they allow him to liberally drink his nervousness away, ending up blackout drunk by the end of the movie
>this puts a damper on everyone else's spirits (and the movie doesn't really help), apart from Alastor, who remains engrossed in the movie

Jacob's Ladder
>After deeming the previous movie "bullshit", Husk declares that he's tough enough to withstand this one
>True to his word, he doesn't break down, but nurses a bottle throughout the whole movie
>The others are all disturbed, some anons like Noiranon included (he has more trust in the government, being from the era he is), and Angel Dust and Druganon speculate on the side about the nature of the chemical the soldiers were given
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Saving Private Ryan
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>Druganon handles it a bit better than Husk did, but he's still shaken by the opening scene
>Vaggie, once again, isn't particularly interested in the premise, but, having never seen in in her life, and knowing its significance, decides to sit through it, and ends up enjoying it (although the fact that Charlie's all wrapped up around her for comfort hugs does help a lot)
>Angel Dust, who dodged the draft, feels increasingly guilty throughout the movie, and can't bear to look at Druganon's face
>Husk, having recovered from the previous two films, praises the cinematography
>Niffty just stares in horrified silence, while Alastor watches with interest, remarking after the credits that he missed out on all the fun
>the anons, of course, celebrate it
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Pixar's Up
Do you think anyone would cry like a little bitch at the intro?
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Eh...
>Husk's largely uninterested, and falls asleep before the movie's over
>Angel Dust is only kept awake by the visuals. He laughs at some of the jokes, but is clearly largely bored
>Vaggie is more envious than teary, and the story at large isn't that interesting to her
>Charlie tears up during the intro, and enjoys the rest of it
>Noiranon likewise tears up a bit, but remains more impressed by the animation than the story
>Alastor politely pretends to interested, but then excuses himself to go to the toiler... and never comes back
>Niffty also tears up, but, like Charlie, enjoys it greatly
>the various anons are either impressed by the animation (if they died before it was invented), or by the story
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Old Yeller?
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That, and Cujo the night after.

>Again, Vaggie shows little interest, but she figures it beats television, and being with Charlie makes it worth it
>Charlie loves it, and goes through a range of emotions
>Niffty is more or less the same
>Angel Dust's largely bored, as is Husk
>Alastor likes the acting
>the anons who have died more recently cry like a bunch of bitches when the dog gets put down
>Noiranon enjoys the cinematography

Cujo
>The anons enjoy the horror, and especially the stark contrast it provides to the previous film
>Vaggie also likes it - she may be a fan of Stephen King
>Niffty doesn't watch it
>Alastor loves it too - just a bit too much, perhaps
>For Husk and Angel, it's a nailbiter - especially since Angel likes kids
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>The staff all watch Blade Runner.
>"So thats what 2019 is like."
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>after some rummaging around, one of the anons come across an incredible find
>A '70s recreation of the 1914 movie adaptation of Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle" (which has been lost)
>Decide to bring it along for the next movie night
>After giving a brief explanation, the staff agrees to watch it
>...only to find out why THIS version was lost
>they decided to be wholly faithful to the book, down to every last gruesome detail, and even depict events that have only been hinted at in writing
>It's 3 hours of depressing, claustrophobic, disgusting gross-out horror, with a healthy dose of gut-wrenching premises
>by the end of the movie, almost everyone have thrown up, and/or have sworn to become vegetarians
>only Alastor stands amidst the chaos, deep in thought
>finally, he expresses his surprise and admiration for the directors of the movie to make such a bold political statement
>much to everyone's shock, it's Alastor whom the book and movie's original, socialist message has managed to reach
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Life Is Beautiful
>everyone fucking laughs and cries
>Alastor praises the acting

1408
>Initially bored, it becomes a nailbiter for the staff
>they see all 4 endings, and everyone gets to pick which is their favorite
>once again, Alastor and the earlier died anons praise the cinematography

28 Days Later
>feels "just a little too real" for many of them
>oddly enough, Charlie loves it, despite the fact that the others are freaking out
>many anons praise the "ad-hoc" nature of the footage

Enemy at the Gates
>starts by Slavanon singing the entire Soviet Anthem
>it becomes another nailbiter for the staff, with some anons remarking how well Slavanon is taking it, having expected worse based on the movie's reception in Russia
>Slavanon rebukes this, calling the movie a "fun romp" (though, not with these exact words)
>most of the staff ends up liking the movie