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- >You are Anon Y Mous, master of the mystic arts, purveyor of the uncanny, magician extraordinaire!
- >You are a powerful mage, capable of children's birthday parties, school assemblies and even CORPORATE EVENTS!
- >At least you used to be.
- >Until you got your ass warped right into magical horse land.
- >Everyone and their fucking mother's got magic here.
- >Not that you'd let that stop you.
- >You're showing a card trick to the local librarian and her lizard boy servant.
- >Not your place to judge people for their kinks.
- >Apparently this "Twilight" character is some big magic expert.
- >You fan the deck out for her.
- "Pick a card, madame!"
- >She looks unamused.
- >"I still don't see how this is supposed to be 'magic.'"
- >Her boy slave looks like he's having the time of his life, though.
- >"C'mon, just go with it!"
- >"Fine!"
- >She takes one.
- >You turn your head away so as not to peek at the card.
- "Memorize your card please, then stick it anywhere in the deck."
- >She does so.
- >You shuffle for a few seconds then stop.
- "Ma'am, I don't appreciate being stolen from."
- >She looks offended.
- >"Excuse me I-"
- >You cut her off by putting a hand behind her ear and producing the 4 of clubs.
- >You give her a deadpan look.
- "Then why was your card hidden behind your ear?"
- >"That's not magic, it's just creative movements and tricks!"
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