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- //its raining men?
- var textToType = new Array(" Oh for fucks sake why does it always have to be me in the fucking firing line Just because all of these other fucking pokemon are too fucking scared to be used as fucking bait for this fucking dragon I should be the one wrecking the village I swear when i evolve im not only going to kill that fucking dragon im also gonna kill every single one of those bastards who decided it would be a good fucking idea to use me as a fucking projectile I mean seriously throw the fucking fish at the fucking dragon to see if the bastard chases after him? what kind of fucking moron comes up with that idea? The sort who deserves to be kicked in the fucking testicles thats who Agh this is such a fucking pain having to move this fucking fast in the fucking snow Why couldnt they use a fucking pokemon with you know legs?! would have made fucking sense no? Another thing how the fuck is a magikarp who has never i repeat NEVER been anywhere near this fucking forest meant to find it Its not like they could give me a fucking map or even fucking carry me carry me but no Its always fucking me picking up the slack for those lazy bastards who just cant be bothered to do anything I bet theyre already sat there in their fucking houses partying while Im doing all the hard fucking work Inconsiderate bastards If I make it through this mission Im ripping sorbet a new arse hole to go along with all the shit that hes been fucking spurting Maybe that way hell finally start making some fucking sense")
- //spare
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- */
- var baseSpeed = new Array(15, 30, 50)
- var baseMax = new Array(30, 50, 100)
- var baseAcc = new Array(0.1, 0.05)
- var plrMax = new Array(10, 15)
- var currentString = textToType[0]
- var remainingString = currentString
- var stringIndex = 15
- var comboCount = 0
- var comboMax = 0
- var difficulty = 1
- var speed = 5
- var sorbetSpeed = 15
- var sorbetMax = 30
- var distance = 400
- var completed = 0
- keyListener = new Object()
- keyListener.onKeyDown = function(){
- if(map.chicken){
- }else{
- break;
- }
- var currentLetter = currentString.charCodeAt(stringIndex)
- var validKey = true
- for(i=0;i<32;i++){
- if(Key.isDown(i)){
- validKey = false
- }
- }
- if(currentLetter > 92){
- currentLetter -= 32
- }
- switch(currentLetter){
- case 63:
- currentLetter = 191
- break;
- case 33:
- currentLetter = 49
- break;
- }
- if(Key.isDown(currentLetter)){
- stringIndex++
- comboCount ++
- if(comboCount > comboMax){
- comboMax = comboCount
- }
- speed += 0.05
- if(speed > 10){
- speed = 10
- }
- tbRemaining.text = currentString.substring(stringIndex - 15, currentString.length);
- blob.nextFrame();
- map._x -= speed
- }else{
- if(validKey == true){
- if(comboCount > comboMax){
- comboMax = comboCount
- }
- comboCount = 0
- speed = 5
- }
- }
- }
- Key.addListener(keyListener)
- moveSorbet = function(){
- map.chicken._x += sorbetSpeed / 24
- sorbetSpeed += 0.1
- if(sorbetSpeed > sorbetMax){
- sorbetSpeed = sorbetMax
- }
- }
- moveArrows = function(){
- var playerDist = (map._x - 550) * -300 / 7500
- player._x = 370 + playerDist
- var sorbetDist = (map.chicken._x) * 300 / 7500
- sorbet._x = 370 + sorbetDist
- }
- checkGameOver = function(){
- completed = ((map._x) * -1/6900) * 100
- distance = 400 -(map._x + map.chicken._x)
- if(map._x < -6900){
- nextFrame();
- }
- if((map._x + map.chicken._x) > 400){
- nextFrame();
- }
- }
- onEnterFrame = function(){
- if(map.chicken){
- moveSorbet();
- moveArrows();
- checkGameOver();
- }
- }
- stop();
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