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  1. May 12 19:35:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mackenzie, after talking with Melanie you do your best to stay up, knowing that whatever is lurking in the dreams of this island, it's best avoided. You find a nice place near the top of the cliff the Pokemon cave is on and look out at the moon, keeping yourself awake in its bright light, but eventually tiredness overcomes you and you slough off...SAXTON PUNCH is getting his morning
  2. May 12 19:35:48 <Aori_Radidjiu> coffee, loud rock playing because his life always needs a soundtrack, when his phone rings! Picking it up...it's the President! "Saxton Punch, my daughter's been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to save her?" Out the window, clearly, you can see hordes of Ninjas on your Lawn, seems they're coming after you whether you're accepting or not! STAGE ONE
  3. May 12 19:36:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=Fs7kfC3N3II
  4. May 12 19:36:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Don't worry, this isn't the only track we're using)
  5. May 12 19:42:04 <Mackenzie> This one's got less downtime. https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=dTt8-z27Fd4
  6. May 12 19:42:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh, thank you~)
  7. May 12 19:43:11 <Mackenzie> "Gimme... Three hours. Or two hours and a burger." Click. Saxton pounds his scalding-hot black coffee without a reaction, crams a slice of leftover pizza in his mouth, and jumps out the goddamn window.
  8. May 12 19:44:41 <Mackenzie> (Also that was the only song I was good at.)
  9. May 12 19:49:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> There's a "I'll see what I can do!" from your phone as you jump from the window, leaving it off the hook, and you land on your two feet squarely, all the ninjas getting into combat poses. "HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" they all shriek in unison!
  10. May 12 19:49:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> You are fighting a SWARM OF NINJAS, COMBAT
  11. May 12 19:49:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Speed~)
  12. May 12 19:49:50 <Mackenzie> twentah
  13. May 12 19:50:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> (You're not doing this with Pokemon, but these ninjas are weak enough that that won't be a problem.)
  14. May 12 19:50:24 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: NINJAS > PUNCH
  15. May 12 19:51:16 <Mayuri> (Conversation of Ninjitsu? :o)
  16. May 12 19:51:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> They all let out a shrieking kiai as they jump into the air in unison, then all jump down for a KICK. Acrobatics!
  17. May 12 19:51:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 2
  18. May 12 19:51:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2: 18 [1d20=18]
  19. May 12 19:51:33 <Mackenzie> (And I can't use any stats or moves gained from his equipment?)
  20. May 12 19:51:45 <Mackenzie> (Mack's rahter)
  21. May 12 19:52:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> (No, BUT!)
  22. May 12 19:52:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> http://pastebin.com/6vh0Vxy1
  23. May 12 19:52:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> (You already have some of those moves but who cares)
  24. May 12 19:53:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> 4d10+15+18 WHAAAAAAAAAAA
  25. May 12 19:53:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, WHAAAAAAAAAAA: 52 [4d10=2,1,7,9]
  26. May 12 19:53:51 * Mackenzie is now known as SAXTON_PUNCH
  27. May 12 19:56:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> SAXTON!
  28. May 12 19:56:55 <SAXTON_PUNCH> (What does their weight class count as, being a swarm?)
  29. May 12 19:57:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> (HUGE! They're all fly-y and jumpy though, so it might be hard to get a good hit in on them HINT HINT WINK WINK)
  30. May 12 19:58:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Ah, refresh the paste, I added something)
  31. May 12 20:01:34 * SAXTON_PUNCH braces himself and eats the full force of their combined attack. Showing no visible sign of weakness, he turns his head and spits out some blood defiantly. "Ninjas. Just a bunch of grown-up children that ain't grown out of their PJs. But here's one thing they don't teach ya in schools, so pay attention: When you ain't a dumbass, one head is better than five!"
  32. May 12 20:01:44 <SAXTON_PUNCH> 1d20+1 1 AP because I'm scared
  33. May 12 20:01:45 <DiceMaid-9001> SAXTON_PUNCH, 1 AP because I'm scared: 10 [1d20=9]
  34. May 12 20:01:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> HITS!
  35. May 12 20:02:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...it wouldn't have if you hadn't put in the AP, good show.
  36. May 12 20:02:10 <SAXTON_PUNCH> 4d10+20+21
  37. May 12 20:02:11 <DiceMaid-9001> SAXTON_PUNCH, 4d10+20+21: 64 [4d10=9,4,1,9]
  38. May 12 20:03:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> You jump up, higher than any silly ninja can, and then, headfirst, dash into the ground, the FORCE of your head hitting the ground sending the ninjas scattering all over the place! They're all gone, but your lawn is RUINED, what with there being a crater in there. Might want to ask Mr. President to fix that when you're done.
  39. May 12 20:05:34 <SAXTON_PUNCH> "Heh. If making me mad is what they wanted to do, they ain't got there yet."
  40. May 12 20:11:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> You see ahead of you a dance place where there's a RAVE going on despite it being 10 AM. The party NEVER stops. LEVEL 2!http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=Q5_-mHaZUeo Going in, you find Freddie in the back, dancing on a pole (it's better when he sings) and being the manliest faggot alive, a bunch of people in neon colors dancing, and a single woman in a blue spandex leotard in
  41. May 12 20:11:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> your way, carrying a whip. Your health has been inexplicably restored between levels. A big red WARNING flashes on one of the tv screens mounted near the back of the rave hall.
  42. May 12 20:14:01 <Mayuri> (i thought mack was the bishounen type)
  43. May 12 20:14:02 <Mayuri> (not shounen)
  44. May 12 20:14:31 <SAXTON_PUNCH> (He's burly as fuck because he's in a beat-em-up and no other reason)
  45. May 12 20:14:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> (^^^^)
  46. May 12 20:16:05 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: PUNCH > WHIPBITCH
  47. May 12 20:16:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> WHAT'LL IT BE?
  48. May 12 20:17:33 <SAXTON_PUNCH> "Sorry babe, but 'submission' ain't in my vocabulary unless we're talkin' rasslin'." SAXTON rotates his shoulders briefly and flexes especially hard with a paunch of powah.
  49. May 12 20:17:38 <SAXTON_PUNCH> 1d20 power-up punch
  50. May 12 20:17:38 <DiceMaid-9001> SAXTON_PUNCH, power-up punch: 3 [1d20=3]
  51. May 12 20:18:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> She strikes with her whip...
  52. May 12 20:18:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20
  53. May 12 20:18:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  54. May 12 20:19:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> GRABBING YOUR ARM WITH IT MIDPUNCH, THEN USES IT TO TOSS YOU ACROSS THE ROOM! You CRASH through the pole Freddie's dancing at, and he shrugs after dodging. Maybe he should get the band together instead and start playing.
  55. May 12 20:20:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d8+10+21 FORCE PALM
  56. May 12 20:20:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, FORCE PALM: 41 [2d8=5,5]
  57. May 12 20:20:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> FLUFF? WE'RE THROWING FLUFF OUT THE WINDOW FOR FUN
  58. May 12 20:20:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> PUNCH, WHAT'LL IT BE?
  59. May 12 20:21:11 <Mayuri> (And then someone uses Cotton Guard)
  60. May 12 20:21:13 <Mayuri> (rip everybody)
  61. May 12 20:24:53 * SAXTON_PUNCH makes his way to his feet. "Alright, I think I've had enough of that." SAXTON gets so pissed his hand literally lights on fire.
  62. May 12 20:24:56 <SAXTON_PUNCH> 1d20 fire punch
  63. May 12 20:24:57 <DiceMaid-9001> SAXTON_PUNCH, fire punch: 12 [1d20=12]
  64. May 12 20:25:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> RIGHT IN THE GUT
  65. May 12 20:25:16 <SAXTON_PUNCH> 2d8+10+21
  66. May 12 20:25:16 <DiceMaid-9001> SAXTON_PUNCH, 2d8+10+21: 36 [2d8=2,3]
  67. May 12 20:26:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> She SHRIEKS as her leotard AND hair begin combusting as you hit her, but she's not down yet! Her hair and costume continue to burn!
  68. May 12 20:26:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> (not actually burned, just setting up for her death animation)
  69. May 12 20:27:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> She liiiiiiiiiicks her whip before going in to strike with it!
  70. May 12 20:27:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Poison Jab, AC 2
  71. May 12 20:27:42 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Poison Jab, AC 2: 10 [1d20=10]
  72. May 12 20:28:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d8+10+21 GANK type damage
  73. May 12 20:28:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, GANK type damage: 44 [2d8=7,6]
  74. May 12 20:28:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> PUNCH!
  75. May 12 20:29:33 * SAXTON_PUNCH wiiiinds up again, and goes for a second shot of his earlier performance.
  76. May 12 20:29:35 <SAXTON_PUNCH> 1d20 power-up
  77. May 12 20:29:36 <DiceMaid-9001> SAXTON_PUNCH, power-up: 17 [1d20=17]
  78. May 12 20:29:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> KABLAM!
  79. May 12 20:30:08 <SAXTON_PUNCH> 1d8+6+21
  80. May 12 20:30:09 <DiceMaid-9001> SAXTON_PUNCH, 1d8+6+21: 32 [1d8=5]
  81. May 12 20:30:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> You PUNCH her in the gut, sending her flying across the room, into the wall! Her clothes and hair finish burning up, and she covers herself up as she slides down the wall! STAGE CLEAR!
  82. May 12 20:31:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> POWER UP! Keep your atk stage into the next battle!
  83. May 12 20:34:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> You step outside, and see a MASSIVE AIRSHIP flying away, Secret Service agents pointing at it! They set up a cannon, and point it at the airship, motioning for you to get yourself LOADED UP!
  84. May 12 20:34:49 <SAXTON_PUNCH> "I just knew my career would bring me soaring to new heights."
  85. May 12 20:38:25 * SAXTON_PUNCH gets himself in sn tries in vain to come up with something witty to say about large balls.
  86. May 12 20:38:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Going inside, you find a BURGER loaded up as well, for your INFLIGHT MEAL! The agents aim and FIRE you up to the airship, you landing on top of it with a STOMP. As you step over to try and get inside, a GIANT ROBOT rises out of it, the SUPERWEAPON of the ninjas! ZONE 3! http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=xm2mjHHVM8k
  87. May 12 20:39:17 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: PUNCH > ROBOT
  88. May 12 20:40:05 * zooftop (zoofsama@sux-D2CC63B3.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) has joined
  89. May 12 20:42:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> Thsi thing is HUGE, it seems to take up most of the size of the airship! It's a wonder this thing can fly!
  90. May 12 20:44:30 <SAXTON_PUNCH> "You know what they say... The bigger they are... The more they're compensating for!"
  91. May 12 20:44:33 <SAXTON_PUNCH> 1d20 Low Kick
  92. May 12 20:44:34 <DiceMaid-9001> SAXTON_PUNCH, Low Kick: 18 [1d20=18]
  93. May 12 20:44:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> Weight class 8
  94. May 12 20:44:54 <SAXTON_PUNCH> Dat be a crit if Mack's passive crit range boost is in play
  95. May 12 20:45:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> It is!
  96. May 12 20:45:41 <SAXTON_PUNCH> 10d10+20+26 WHAM
  97. May 12 20:45:42 <DiceMaid-9001> SAXTON_PUNCH, WHAM: 92 [10d10=2,9,2,8,2,2,10,2,6,3]
  98. May 12 20:46:18 <Aori_Radidjiu> You did 201 damage to that Aggron
  99. May 12 20:47:59 <SAXTON_PUNCH> SAXTON PUNCH
  100. May 12 20:49:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> You JUMP UP at the fucker, PUNCHING your way into its insides, ripping out EVERYTHING inside, and then punching out the other end. It sparks and EXPLODES, but the carcass of it is still left over, charred and wrecked. The ROBOT was controlling the AIRSHIP, so the Airship begins crashing down to AREA D, an island in the middle of the ocean, where you see ANOTHER swarm of Ninjas ready
  101. May 12 20:49:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> for you, but...this thing is still here. Getting an idea, you pick it up, and...(I'll let you do the rest of the fluff)
  102. May 12 21:04:18 * SAXTON_PUNCH lifts that fucker up clear over his head. "Hey assholes, here's your trash heap back!" And then he throws the damn thing at the ninjas with enough force to cause an incredible impact. Giga Impact, Reliable Performance - 10.
  103. May 12 21:04:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> HUGE WEIGHT BONUS! Add half this thing's Weight Class to Giga Impact's DB!
  104. May 12 21:05:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...actually just push it up to 20
  105. May 12 21:05:52 <SAXTON_PUNCH> 6d12+35+26
  106. May 12 21:05:53 <DiceMaid-9001> SAXTON_PUNCH, 6d12+35+26: 115 [6d12=9,9,12,9,5,10]
  107. May 12 21:06:12 <SAXTON_PUNCH> Sure thing, boss.
  108. May 12 21:06:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> You destroy the entire fucking island. The remnants of it sink into the ocean
  109. May 12 21:14:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Now that the island's out of the way, you see the SEA FORTRESS of the Ninja's floating past the island! FINAL! You jump off the airship onto the SEA FORTRESS, right on top of it, an ARENA on top of the roof! Thinking about it, their GENERAL probably got another robot and the rest of the people you fought and stuck them in the fortress, but you got to SKIP all that bullshit! There's
  110. May 12 21:14:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> a spiral staircase around the side of the building to the rooftop, and shortly after you arrive, a man in a GREY UNIFORM that covers his body comes up, carrying a girl with a bag over her head, in a white t-shirt and jeans. The President's daughter! The man speaks. "I AM GENERAL GREY! WE SHALL DUEL FOR THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGH-" he's cut off as the president's daughter flings up her
  111. May 12 21:14:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> head, the bag coming off, and then she headbutts him, causing him to stumble off the roof and fall DOWN DOWN DOWN to his death. She breaks her bonds and her outfit changes to mosaic before changing to http://i.imgur.com/XUCCbOC.jpg as she gives you a grin. "That guy was LAME! Fighting you is my game!" She looks...familiar. Just as the thoughts begin to get together in your head, a
  112. May 12 21:14:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> second copy of her runs up the stairs, exhausted.
  113. May 12 21:14:44 * You are now known as Melons
  114. May 12 21:16:13 <Melons> "Seriously, fuck the fucking fuck out of these dreams, the fuck is with you people?!" She reaches for an inhaler that doesn't exist and frowns.
  115. May 12 21:18:18 <SAXTON_PUNCH> "...Huh? This isn't in the script..." SAXTON's macho demeanor is temporarily lost.
  116. May 12 21:19:19 <Melons> "So...you're like worried that you're not macho enough and pretend you are in your dreams?...huh. Oh, if it isn't obvious, that me there is an enemy. I don't recommend letting it touch you, since I don't know if it's the real fake me or a fake fake me."
  117. May 12 21:19:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> "No need for a script, I'll just send you to your crypt!" Othermel grins as her body blurs a little before refocusing.
  118. May 12 21:21:01 * SAXTON_PUNCH scratches his head and thinks a moment before choosing to respond.
  119. May 12 21:21:29 <SAXTON_PUNCH> 8d6+6+4 movie savvy
  120. May 12 21:21:29 <DiceMaid-9001> SAXTON_PUNCH, movie savvy: 33 [8d6=5,5,2,5,3,1,1,1]
  121. May 12 21:21:52 * SAXTON_PUNCH is now known as Mackenzie
  122. May 12 21:24:40 * Mackenzie turns to Mel, and SAXTON's muscleyness reverts to Mack's normal frame. "So... Two Melanies come out from nowhere, and begin claiming that the other is a fake. One expresses hostility at the other clone, and the other acts like it's an easy given that she's the real one and leads the hero to assume she's real, like she says. There's only one surefire way to handle this."
  123. May 12 21:26:23 <Melons> "Well technically we're both real...I mean like we both exist...one of us is just an incoherent extradimensional clusterfuck. And the other is called Missingno."
  124. May 12 21:26:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Going to play a game? Will you hurt my poor little frame?"
  125. May 12 21:27:12 <Mackenzie> "I'll ask you both a question, that only the real Melanie could answer."
  126. May 12 21:27:25 <Melons> "I mean...you're listening to it, right? Why the fuck would I speak in rhyme?"
  127. May 12 21:27:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> She claps her hands. "Go for it! I'll be sure to answer it!"
  128. May 12 21:28:10 <Melons> "You did not just fucking rhyme 'it' with ITSELF!"
  129. May 12 21:28:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Take it easy, don't accuse me like I'm sleazy!"
  130. May 12 21:30:00 * Mackenzie points at NotMel. "If you're the real Melanie, you'll know the answer to this. Which of my pokemon have you secretly coveted for a while, until the focus of your pokemon team changed?"
  131. May 12 21:30:55 * Melons looks quite obviously pretty damn uncomfortable at the question.
  132. May 12 21:31:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> "My, what a thing to ask! In Cindy's aura did I wish to bask!"
  133. May 12 21:33:13 <Mackenzie> "Mmm hmm, that's right. We were drinking when it came up, for probably the first and last time." He turns to Mel. "Your turn. This is an easy one too. Last night, I wanted to speak with you. Why?"
  134. May 12 21:34:13 <Melons> "W-what?...last night?...you did-wait, what time is it in real life?"
  135. May 12 21:34:54 <Mackenzie> "I tried to stay up for a while like you suggested, so probably a while after midnight. 3 AM perhaps, as of when I fell asleep?"
  136. May 12 21:35:08 <Melons> "I didn't suggest shit! It had my body!"
  137. May 12 21:35:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> The other Mel bridges her fingers and smiles innocently.
  138. May 12 21:35:44 <Melons> "She can't honestly have acted like me, c-could she?"
  139. May 12 21:38:28 * Mackenzie smirks. "Alright, one last tie breaker." Mel first. "If I bothered you during the night to speak to you about personal things, what are the odds that you'd end the conversation by pleasantly offering a suggestion for my own safety?"
  140. May 12 21:39:32 * Melons snorts a little. "Um...p-pass?"
  141. May 12 21:40:51 <Mackenzie> "Correct." Turns to NotMel. "Your turn. And this is the final question. What's the meaning behind that creeper look you gave Melanie's grandfather earlier?"
  142. May 12 21:41:12 <Melons> "W-what w-was that?!"
  143. May 12 21:41:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> "He was fascinating, seeing the risen dead is scintillating!"
  144. May 12 21:43:29 <Mackenzie> "Your acting is all wrong. You've got the right outfit, but every move was so completely out of character." Mack snaps his fingers. "Ross! We've got work to do."
  145. May 12 21:47:03 <Melons> Mel is busy worrying that Mack said 'tie breaker,' implying that there had been a tie at some point before remembering she has more important shit to do. "So uh...I..passed...right?"
  146. May 12 21:48:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> A girl in blue http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/194/3/b/swablu_gijinka_by_julieyumi-d5741ek.png walks up the stairs now, waving. "Hello, mind if we join in too? The Princess should be here in just a moment~"
  147. May 12 21:48:32 <Mackenzie> Edgar finger waggle. "You lost the contest, but the contst was in itself a farce."
  148. May 12 21:48:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> Give me some SPEEEEEEEEEEEDS in the meanwhile
  149. May 12 21:48:49 <Mackenzie> Mack 20, Ross 25
  150. May 12 21:48:51 <Melons> I...I l-lost? ;-;
  151. May 12 21:49:03 <Mayuri> (5)
  152. May 12 21:49:20 <Melons> Mel 21, Sleight 22+10
  153. May 12 21:49:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> (I thought Mayuri was 15 and Chiri was something FAST)
  154. May 12 21:49:37 <Mayuri> (Chiri is slow)
  155. May 12 21:49:41 <Mayuri> (She's the tank, doh)
  156. May 12 21:49:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh huh!)
  157. May 12 21:50:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Anyway you can come in on your turn so your speed too?)
  158. May 12 21:51:02 <Mayuri> (15!)
  159. May 12 21:51:59 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Ross > Sleight > Mel > NotReeve = NotMel = NotKei > Mayuri = NotMel > NotMel > Chiri
  160. May 12 21:52:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> The other Mel snaps her fingers, Kei and Reeve materializing alongside her. "Let's go, then!"
  161. May 12 21:52:32 <Mackenzie> (When is mack?)
  162. May 12 21:52:34 <Melons> "T-Two? That's just cheating..."
  163. May 12 21:52:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> Sleight!
  164. May 12 21:52:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh, sorry)
  165. May 12 21:52:50 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Ross > Sleight > Mel > NotReeve = Mack = NotMel = NotKei > Mayuri = NotMel > NotMel > Chiri
  166. May 12 21:52:55 <Melons> 1d20 Torment !Mel
  167. May 12 21:52:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Torment !Mel: 11 [1d20=11]
  168. May 12 21:53:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits!
  169. May 12 21:54:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> Her expression goes to :S. "How do I do that again..."
  170. May 12 21:54:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ross!
  171. May 12 21:54:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh shit I forgot music)
  172. May 12 21:55:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=Anffse87t48 (use Start/Stop time to set the start to 0:43 after the intro bit so it loops a bit better)
  173. May 12 21:55:22 * Ramiel has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  174. May 12 21:56:13 * Ramiel (chatzilla@sux-A23F54CF.lightspeed.wchtks.sbcglobal.net) has joined
  175. May 12 21:56:28 <Mackenzie> "Ross, offer no mercy! Magical Leaf!"
  176. May 12 21:56:33 <Mackenzie> 1d20 crit check
  177. May 12 21:56:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, crit check: 1 [1d20=1]
  178. May 12 21:56:39 <Mackenzie> trololol
  179. May 12 21:56:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> GOOD THING IT AUTOHITS
  180. May 12 21:56:56 <Mackenzie> 3d8+10+26
  181. May 12 21:56:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 3d8+10+26: 51 [3d8=5,3,7]
  182. May 12 21:57:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> On which target?
  183. May 12 21:57:12 <Mackenzie> At notmel btw
  184. May 12 21:57:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> The leaves leave a few scratches on her dress,but she doesn't look terribly hurt. Mel!
  185. May 12 21:58:23 <Melons> Confuse Ray !Reeve.
  186. May 12 21:58:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> Confused!
  187. May 12 21:59:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> !Reeve!
  188. May 12 21:59:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Confu
  189. May 12 21:59:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Confu: 7 [1d20=7]
  190. May 12 21:59:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hits itself!
  191. May 12 21:59:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d8+6+26
  192. May 12 21:59:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d8+6+26: 37 [1d8=5]
  193. May 12 22:00:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mack!
  194. May 12 22:02:50 <Mackenzie> "There's something you should know about me, that I haven't really had a chance to bring up before." Mack runs up and uses HEAD SMASH, with all the same force and effect as SAXTON PUNCH.
  195. May 12 22:02:58 <Mackenzie> 1d20+1 1 AP
  196. May 12 22:02:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 1 AP: 5 [1d20=4]
  197. May 12 22:03:03 <Mackenzie> lame
  198. May 12 22:03:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> LAME
  199. May 12 22:03:26 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mack's target hops out of the way JUST IN TIME
  200. May 12 22:03:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel!
  201. May 12 22:03:50 <Mayuri> (hey~)
  202. May 12 22:03:53 <Mayuri> (How much does that miss by?)
  203. May 12 22:03:57 * Melons puts her hand around her temples. "That was...did you...I don't even..."
  204. May 12 22:04:09 <Mayuri> (oh, bleh. I can't use Helping Hand like that anyway D:)
  205. May 12 22:04:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> (The AC was 5)
  206. May 12 22:04:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> (So it missed by a LOT
  207. May 12 22:05:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> She points a finger at Melanie and shoots a beam of multicolor junk. Confuse Ray!
  208. May 12 22:05:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotKei!
  209. May 12 22:06:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 GHASTLY GRASP CRIT CHECK
  210. May 12 22:06:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, GHASTLY GRASP CRIT CHECK: 20 [1d20=20]
  211. May 12 22:07:06 <Melons> Why?
  212. May 12 22:07:18 <Mackenzie> "I..." Looks over at Melons's confusedness. "Well, I supposed I should save it for when you're more with it."
  213. May 12 22:07:23 <Mackenzie> *suppose
  214. May 12 22:07:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> 4d8+20+22+12 on EVERYONE, Ghost damage (Chiri's immune), GROUNDSOURCE
  215. May 12 22:07:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, on EVERYONE, Ghost damage (Chiri's immune), GROUNDSOURCE: 63 [4d8=3,2,2,2]
  216. May 12 22:08:00 <Mackenzie> (special?)
  217. May 12 22:08:06 <Melons> (yep)
  218. May 12 22:08:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Yes)
  219. May 12 22:08:14 <Mayuri> (including Mayuri?)
  220. May 12 22:08:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Ah, that's right, SHE ISN'T HERE YET)
  221. May 12 22:08:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> (So she doesn't take it)
  222. May 12 22:08:35 <Mayuri> (Yay, avoiding an OHKO D:)
  223. May 12 22:09:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> (All the damage from the last battle healed off)
  224. May 12 22:09:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> (So that can't OHKO you)
  225. May 12 22:09:43 <Mayuri> (crit?)
  226. May 12 22:09:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> (That WAS the crit damage)
  227. May 12 22:09:57 <Mayuri> (Oh)
  228. May 12 22:10:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Crit doubles the dice rolled, not the damage itself)
  229. May 12 22:10:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> (It doubles your dice and your DB's bonus (it's normally 2d8+10, doubled it's 4d8+20))
  230. May 12 22:10:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway, MAYURI!
  231. May 12 22:11:13 * Mayuri walks in from.. somewhere in a very very impractical dress
  232. May 12 22:11:17 * Mayuri looks around and blinks
  233. May 12 22:11:22 * Melons Cursed Bodies the Ghastly Grasp by the way.
  234. May 12 22:11:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> DISABLED!
  235. May 12 22:11:34 <Mayuri> "Hi~ Erm... Chiri, which is Mel and which is not Mel?"
  236. May 12 22:11:47 * Mayuri passes!
  237. May 12 22:11:48 <Melons> @_@
  238. May 12 22:12:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Oh, it's that one!" She points to the one that just threw a confuse ray at the other.
  239. May 12 22:12:51 <Aori_Radidjiu> "The one that's not stumbling in place!"
  240. May 12 22:12:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel!
  241. May 12 22:13:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> She frowns at Chiri. "Aw, you could've NOT told. Now I've got to punish you!" She points at Chiri and the air around her begins distorting
  242. May 12 22:14:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Glitch Pulse!
  243. May 12 22:14:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Glitch Pulse!: 17 [1d20=17]
  244. May 12 22:14:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> HIts!
  245. May 12 22:14:10 <Melons> "Is it me or...that...that doesn't rhyme..."
  246. May 12 22:14:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> 3d8+10+30 "I don't HAVE to rhyme, it's not like I can always do it on a dime!"
  247. May 12 22:14:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, "I don't HAVE to rhyme, it's not like I can always do it on a dime!": 52 [3d8=7,3,2]
  248. May 12 22:14:46 <Mayuri> (Special?)
  249. May 12 22:14:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Special.)
  250. May 12 22:15:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel! Again.
  251. May 12 22:15:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> She waggles her fingers
  252. May 12 22:15:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Metronome!
  253. May 12 22:15:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> Her butt lights up. TAIL GLOW!
  254. May 12 22:15:40 <Mayuri> (oh crap)
  255. May 12 22:16:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Chiri!
  256. May 12 22:16:10 * Melons isn't entirely certain what's happening.
  257. May 12 22:16:12 <Mayuri> Chiri uses Mirror Move on NotMel!
  258. May 12 22:16:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> Chiri's butt ALSO lights up, she's got a little spotlight coming from under her dress. She blushes. "This is embarrassing..."
  259. May 12 22:17:14 <Mayuri> "She did it first, r-right?"
  260. May 12 22:17:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round! Ross!
  261. May 12 22:17:49 <Mayuri> (If Ross is attacking, tell me!)
  262. May 12 22:18:16 <Mackenzie> (He is)
  263. May 12 22:18:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Gonna' Helping Hand?)
  264. May 12 22:18:46 <Mayuri> (Of course~)
  265. May 12 22:19:02 * Mayuri claps a few times, and fires a pink aura at Ross!
  266. May 12 22:19:23 <Mayuri> "I can't actually hurt anything, so, do it for me!" >.<
  267. May 12 22:19:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> +2 Acc, +10 damage~
  268. May 12 22:20:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> Just for this attack, though!
  269. May 12 22:20:31 <Mackenzie> "Alright Ross, now's your chance to go all out! Get in there and DANCE!"
  270. May 12 22:20:37 <Mackenzie> 1d20+2 PETAL DANCE
  271. May 12 22:20:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, PETAL DANCE: 8 [1d20=6]
  272. May 12 22:21:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> What's it targetting?
  273. May 12 22:21:11 <Mackenzie> Hopefully at least two of them
  274. May 12 22:21:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> It HITS NotKei and NotReeve, but NotMel puts up a barrier of static against it!
  275. May 12 22:22:10 <Mackenzie> 4d10+15+26
  276. May 12 22:22:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 4d10+15+26: 61 [4d10=3,6,7,4]
  277. May 12 22:22:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> That including the +10?
  278. May 12 22:22:46 <Mackenzie> Oh, no
  279. May 12 22:22:54 <Mackenzie> I forgot :D
  280. May 12 22:23:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> So 71!
  281. May 12 22:23:13 <Mayuri> "So, uh, Mel, mind explaining why you have a crazy glitch thing following you." >.<
  282. May 12 22:24:12 <Aori_Radidjiu> The NotReeve doesn't seem TERRIBLY hurt by the explosion of leaves, but NotKei has STATIC burst from all over his body. He's still going, but he looks pretty hurt!
  283. May 12 22:24:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> Sleight!
  284. May 12 22:24:19 <Melons> (Can I Shadow Claw all 3 at once?)
  285. May 12 22:24:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Pick 2, and it can't be both NotReeve and NotKei unless you want to hit Ross)
  286. May 12 22:25:15 <Mackenzie> Following the aftermath, Ross is both right near all of the enemies, but also really messed up. Enraged and Confused!
  287. May 12 22:25:32 <Melons> 2#1d20+1 !Kei first, !Mel second; Vicious Hone Claws first
  288. May 12 22:25:33 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, !Kei first, !Mel second: 11 [1d20=10], 2 [1d20=1]
  289. May 12 22:25:42 <Mackenzie> (I wouldn't totally mind if you hit him, I'm planning to recall)
  290. May 12 22:25:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Too late for that!)
  291. May 12 22:26:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel manages to block it, but !Kei...
  292. May 12 22:26:30 <Melons> 3d8+10+28
  293. May 12 22:26:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 3d8+10+28: 48 [3d8=1,8,1]
  294. May 12 22:26:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...explodes into static and dissolves! KO!
  295. May 12 22:26:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> Or Kei-Oh, if you prefer.
  296. May 12 22:27:03 <Melons> 1d20 Dunce check for Mel
  297. May 12 22:27:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Dunce check for Mel: 13 [1d20=13]
  298. May 12 22:27:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> You can think...you can FIGHT
  299. May 12 22:27:35 * Melons very nearly falls flat on her face as she turns to address Mayuri. "It...thinks I'm cute?"
  300. May 12 22:27:39 <Melons> 1d20 Will-O-Wisp !Mel, AC5
  301. May 12 22:27:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Will-O-Wisp !Mel, AC5: 14 [1d20=14]
  302. May 12 22:27:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> Hit!
  303. May 12 22:28:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Synchronize! Mel is also Burned!
  304. May 12 22:28:16 * Melons is hot.
  305. May 12 22:28:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> What a hot pair of heaving melons~
  306. May 12 22:28:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotReeve!
  307. May 12 22:29:01 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Ross > Sleight > Mel > NotReeve = Mack = NotMel > Mayuri = NotMel > NotMel > Chiri
  308. May 12 22:29:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Confu?
  309. May 12 22:29:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Confu?: 10 [1d20=10]
  310. May 12 22:29:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> It can move...
  311. May 12 22:29:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Black Fang on Sleight.
  312. May 12 22:29:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Black Fang on Sleight.: 4 [1d20=4]
  313. May 12 22:29:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Probability Control
  314. May 12 22:29:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Probability Control: 20 [1d20=20]
  315. May 12 22:29:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> IT CAN BITE!
  316. May 12 22:30:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> 6d8+20+26 GOAST DAMAGE, also cursed. Flinched doesn't really matter since Sleight wnet first.
  317. May 12 22:30:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, GOAST DAMAGE, also cursed. Flinched doesn't really matter since Sleight wnet first.: 69 [6d8=3,5,1,5,6,3]
  318. May 12 22:30:45 <Melons> Sleight is very much KOed.
  319. May 12 22:30:55 <Melons> Actually, not that much.
  320. May 12 22:31:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mack!
  321. May 12 22:31:12 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Ross > Mel > NotReeve = Mack = NotMel > Mayuri = NotMel > NotMel > Chiri
  322. May 12 22:31:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotReeve DISAPPEARS
  323. May 12 22:31:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Ghost Step!
  324. May 12 22:32:50 * Mackenzie recalls Ross. "You've done well, Ross. Now you need to rest. Cindy! You're up! Sharpen up and tear this glitch apart!"
  325. May 12 22:33:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> Speed?
  326. May 12 22:33:31 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Cindy > Mel > NotReeve = Mack = NotMel > Mayuri = NotMel > NotMel > Chiri
  327. May 12 22:33:36 <Mackenzie> 1d20+1 Hone Claws w/ Vicious, then Metal Claw NotMel. 32 speed
  328. May 12 22:33:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, Hone Claws w/ Vicious, then Metal Claw NotMel. 32 speed: 4 [1d20=3]
  329. May 12 22:33:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> I'm assuming GOTTA' GO FAST but how fast?
  330. May 12 22:33:50 <Mackenzie> pff, dice is making up for the critfight
  331. May 12 22:34:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> Also Ross moved earlier in this turn, so you used up your command action
  332. May 12 22:34:14 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mel's the only one who can do something silly like that
  333. May 12 22:34:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Since she has Juggler
  334. May 12 22:34:49 <Mackenzie> Oh right, he did have to move up, whoops~
  335. May 12 22:34:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mmhmm.
  336. May 12 22:35:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> But MACK still has a standard!
  337. May 12 22:35:05 <Mackenzie> Time is hard.
  338. May 12 22:35:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> It is!
  339. May 12 22:35:12 <Melons> (Pretty sure a switch like that takes up his Standard)
  340. May 12 22:35:21 <Mackenzie> It does
  341. May 12 22:35:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Oh right it does
  342. May 12 22:35:28 <Aori_Radidjiu> Since Ross isn't fainted
  343. May 12 22:35:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> IN THAT CASE
  344. May 12 22:35:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel!
  345. May 12 22:36:03 <Mackenzie> Well I don't want to use that as an opportunity to cause a reroll, so I'll probably use that roll at the start of next round
  346. May 12 22:36:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> Naw you'll do a new roll next time after all that's a SHITTY roll
  347. May 12 22:37:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel frowns and uses DISRUPTING WAVE on Mackenzie, Melanie, and Cindy!
  348. May 12 22:37:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 4
  349. May 12 22:37:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 4: 8 [1d20=8]
  350. May 12 22:37:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> She can't reroll that~
  351. May 12 22:37:56 <Mackenzie> Double miss.
  352. May 12 22:38:04 <Melons> Glad I have a light shield, miss.
  353. May 12 22:38:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> It's special btw, for what it's worth
  354. May 12 22:38:16 <Aori_Radidjiu> MISSING ERRYONE.
  355. May 12 22:38:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> (PSSST Mel you're supposed to do something)
  356. May 12 22:38:45 <Mackenzie> (mel addiction?)
  357. May 12 22:38:55 <Melons> (I have no idea what you're talking about)
  358. May 12 22:39:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Well okay~
  359. May 12 22:39:25 <Melons> MALEDICTION
  360. May 12 22:39:30 <Aori_Radidjiu> Too late to Maladiction now, then. Mayuri! ...already used Helping Han-
  361. May 12 22:39:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> THERE WE GO
  362. May 12 22:40:18 <Melons> H-How is that too late?
  363. May 12 22:40:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel trips on her face on the way there, making her shiny butt pretty clearly visible! Flinch!
  364. May 12 22:40:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> It would've been too late if I finished that before you typed it
  365. May 12 22:41:01 * Melons is enthralled by her own butt.
  366. May 12 22:41:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel's next turn is skipped and she gets up (UnTripping herself) and uses METRONOME, waggling her fingers.
  367. May 12 22:41:24 <Melons> She's Suppressed?
  368. May 12 22:42:01 <Aori_Radidjiu> Missingno has Metronome tied to herself, you can't reduce Metronome's EOT frequency!
  369. May 12 22:42:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> You can suppress everythign else, though!
  370. May 12 22:42:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> Anyway
  371. May 12 22:42:27 <Aori_Radidjiu> PSYBEAM!
  372. May 12 22:43:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> 2d6+10+52 Psychic damage on realMel
  373. May 12 22:43:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Psychic damage on realMel: 65 [2d6=1,2]
  374. May 12 22:43:18 <Melons> No AC check?
  375. May 12 22:43:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> oh right
  376. May 12 22:43:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> SORRY
  377. May 12 22:43:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20
  378. May 12 22:43:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  379. May 12 22:43:29 <Melons> Missu
  380. May 12 22:43:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> Yep.
  381. May 12 22:43:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> LUCKY YOU
  382. May 12 22:43:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> Chiri!
  383. May 12 22:43:39 <Mayuri> (Range on Hyper Voice?)
  384. May 12 22:44:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> (NotReeve is out with Ghost STep, so you can only hit NotMel)
  385. May 12 22:44:20 * Melons manages to distract herself from her other self's glowbutt to stumble away from deadly deadly bees...beams. "W-We are going to have some words at the end of this..."
  386. May 12 22:44:21 <Mayuri> Chiri uses Hyper Voice!
  387. May 12 22:44:29 <Melons> (Also !Reeve is a ghost)
  388. May 12 22:44:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> (So there's that, too!)
  389. May 12 22:44:39 <Mayuri> 1d20+1 Targeting, Burning an AP!
  390. May 12 22:44:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, Targeting, Burning an AP!: 16 [1d20=15]
  391. May 12 22:44:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> HIT!
  392. May 12 22:44:58 <Mayuri> 3d10+10+29 And damage!
  393. May 12 22:44:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, And damage!: 54 [3d10=3,8,4]
  394. May 12 22:45:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel is knocked backa little by it, but she doesn't seem to have taken terribly much damage. In fact, she seems to RESIST it
  395. May 12 22:46:21 * Melons is quite fascinated with herself.
  396. May 12 22:46:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round! Cindy!
  397. May 12 22:46:27 <Mayuri> (She has a type! D:)
  398. May 12 22:46:30 <Mackenzie> 1d20+1 NOW I get to Vicious Hone Claws into Metal Claw
  399. May 12 22:46:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, NOW I get to Vicious Hone Claws into Metal Claw: 15 [1d20=14]
  400. May 12 22:46:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> You do!
  401. May 12 22:46:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Her type is Glitch type)
  402. May 12 22:47:06 <Mackenzie> 1d8+7+37
  403. May 12 22:47:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 1d8+7+37: 45 [1d8=1]
  404. May 12 22:47:19 <Mackenzie> 1d8+7+37 Coordinator reroll!
  405. May 12 22:47:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, Coordinator reroll!: 46 [1d8=2]
  406. May 12 22:47:23 <Mackenzie> WOO
  407. May 12 22:47:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> pfff
  408. May 12 22:48:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> WHAM! It seems that this Mel can't take physical hits well, she looks a lot more hurt than when that Hyper Voice hit!
  409. May 12 22:48:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie!
  410. May 12 22:48:49 <Melons> 1d20 Duck, duck, goose
  411. May 12 22:48:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Duck, duck, goose: 7 [1d20=7]
  412. May 12 22:48:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> welp
  413. May 12 22:49:02 <Melons> 1d8+7+5 Au
  414. May 12 22:49:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Au: 13 [1d8=1]
  415. May 12 22:49:05 <Aori_Radidjiu> I'll let you send out a new pokemon, though.
  416. May 12 22:49:17 <Aori_Radidjiu> Because I'm ~merciful~
  417. May 12 22:49:26 <Melons> ~Koa, Speed 20+10
  418. May 12 22:49:36 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Cindy > Mel > Koa = NotReeve = Mack = NotMel > Mayuri = NotMel > NotMel > Chiri
  419. May 12 22:49:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> Koa!
  420. May 12 22:49:45 <Melons> 1d20 Ghast Blast crit check
  421. May 12 22:49:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Ghast Blast crit check: 19 [1d20=19]
  422. May 12 22:49:49 <Melons> Fu
  423. May 12 22:49:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> soclose
  424. May 12 22:50:04 <Melons> 3d10+10+23 Kerblooy @ !Mel
  425. May 12 22:50:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Kerblooy @ !Mel: 50 [3d10=9,6,2]
  426. May 12 22:50:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> There's a burst of STATIC from her body, she seems to be INJURED!
  427. May 12 22:51:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotReeve! It reappears and goes for Koa! Lick! Tingly Tongue!
  428. May 12 22:51:53 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 2
  429. May 12 22:51:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2: 7 [1d20=7]
  430. May 12 22:52:00 <Melons> Parry
  431. May 12 22:52:03 <Aori_Radidjiu> Think that hits, barely!
  432. May 12 22:52:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Parry! It misses!
  433. May 12 22:52:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotReeve redisappears!
  434. May 12 22:52:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mack!
  435. May 12 22:54:54 <Mackenzie> "Now I'll show you Saxton's real power!" Close Combat! Mack rushes in on NotMel and starts punching like MAD with no regard for self-protection whatsoever!
  436. May 12 22:54:55 <Mackenzie> 1d20
  437. May 12 22:54:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  438. May 12 22:55:12 <Mackenzie> Aaaand he still looks liek a jackass whenever he uses Saxton's moves
  439. May 12 22:55:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> Miss! At least your Def and SDf didn't go down!
  440. May 12 22:55:22 <Aori_Radidjiu> Actually
  441. May 12 22:55:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> wait no Helping Hand is EOT Mayuri can't use it right now
  442. May 12 22:55:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel!
  443. May 12 22:56:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Materialization! She brings in Djinni, who drops in from the sky!
  444. May 12 22:56:15 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Cindy > Mel > Koa = NotReeve = Mack = NotMel > Mayuri = NotMel > NotMel > Djinni > Chiri
  445. May 12 22:56:15 <Mayuri> (also, Helping hand explicitly states "before rolls")
  446. May 12 22:56:16 <Mayuri> (D:)
  447. May 12 22:56:29 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Ah, right)
  448. May 12 22:56:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> (You should help Mack out though!)
  449. May 12 22:56:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> (He's got really good moves and he keeps botching them!)
  450. May 12 22:57:04 <Aori_Radidjiu> And it seems materializing a second helper is draining, because she lost her turn! Mayuri!
  451. May 12 22:57:25 * Mayuri passes until just before Chiri's turn!
  452. May 12 22:57:35 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel!
  453. May 12 22:57:57 <Aori_Radidjiu> She turns to Koa and FIRES a ghostly purple-black ball! Shadow Ball
  454. May 12 22:57:59 <Aori_Radidjiu> !
  455. May 12 22:58:02 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 AC 2
  456. May 12 22:58:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, AC 2: 5 [1d20=5]
  457. May 12 22:58:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...think that misses!
  458. May 12 22:58:12 <Melons> Missu
  459. May 12 22:58:36 <Aori_Radidjiu> NotMel!
  460. May 12 22:58:41 <Melons> (Also >Using moves my pokemens don't even know)
  461. May 12 22:58:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> She waggles her fingers! Metronome!
  462. May 12 22:59:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> (What, where?)
  463. May 12 22:59:32 <Melons> (Oh, read that wrong)
  464. May 12 22:59:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> (You thought that was Djinni? :3)
  465. May 12 22:59:49 <Melons> (Yurp)
  466. May 12 23:00:05 <Melons> (Oh god)
  467. May 12 23:00:10 <Aori_Radidjiu> HAHAHAHA
  468. May 12 23:00:20 <Aori_Radidjiu> IMPRISON ON MELANIE!
  469. May 12 23:00:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> ...Melanie can't use any moves anymore~
  470. May 12 23:01:32 <Aori_Radidjiu> Djinni!
  471. May 12 23:01:43 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Cindy > Mel > Koa = NotReeve = Mack = NotMel > Mayuri = NotMel > NotMel > !Djinni > Chiri
  472. May 12 23:01:50 <Aori_Radidjiu> !Djinni, I mean!
  473. May 12 23:02:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> 1d20 Hex on Melanie
  474. May 12 23:02:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, Hex on Melanie: 19 [1d20=19]
  475. May 12 23:02:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> 5d10+20+26
  476. May 12 23:02:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Aori_Radidjiu, 5d10+20+26: 69 [5d10=7,2,5,8,1]
  477. May 12 23:03:09 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie's burn intensifies, ghastly ghosts bursting out from the flesh under her burns!
  478. May 12 23:03:14 <Mayuri> (Mirror move choices?)
  479. May 12 23:03:45 <Melons> (Why the fuck is Mirror Move Scene x2 but Copycat is Daily?)
  480. May 12 23:04:17 <Melons> Thank Lecia for shields. Still, this is painful, and being on fire, and being all soul locked or whatever the fuck this shit is, and seeing her shitty facsimile using pokemon she can't even materialize here. ;-; This sucks.
  481. May 12 23:04:38 <Aori_Radidjiu> (Hex (NotMel is actually Burned) and Imprison for enemies, Close Combat, Ghast Blast, and Metal Claw)
  482. May 12 23:04:44 * Mayuri holds her own turn until after Chiri!
  483. May 12 23:04:56 <Mayuri> And I'll have Chiri aim a Ghast Blast at the stupid !Mel
  484. May 12 23:05:02 * Rosetta is now known as castfromhp
  485. May 12 23:05:09 <Mayuri> 1d20 Crit check~
  486. May 12 23:05:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, Crit check~: 15 [1d20=15]
  487. May 12 23:05:10 * Chase is now known as Kain
  488. May 12 23:05:18 <Mayuri> (uh)
  489. May 12 23:05:27 <Mayuri> (What's ghast blast -boon and stab)
  490. May 12 23:05:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> HITS!
  491. May 12 23:05:35 <Melons> (DB8)
  492. May 12 23:05:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> (It's the same as Aura sphere, so...yeah DB8)
  493. May 12 23:06:01 <Mayuri> 2d8+10+29 Chiririririririiiii~
  494. May 12 23:06:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, Chiririririririiiii~: 49 [2d8=3,7]
  495. May 12 23:07:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> !Mel takes the blast, on shaky feet
  496. May 12 23:07:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mayuri!
  497. May 12 23:08:01 * Mayuri materializes Hanako!
  498. May 12 23:08:21 <Aori_Radidjiu> Okay!
  499. May 12 23:08:27 * Aori_Radidjiu has changed the topic to: Cindy > Hanako > Mel > Koa = NotReeve = Mack = NotMel > Mayuri = NotMel > NotMel > !Djinni > Chiri
  500. May 12 23:08:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> Spd 30 or 31 right?
  501. May 12 23:08:36 <Mayuri> 31!
  502. May 12 23:08:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> Yep! Okay. Same difference either way.
  503. May 12 23:08:54 <Aori_Radidjiu> New Round! Cindy!
  504. May 12 23:08:57 <Mackenzie> "Alright, Cindy. No more playing around. Let's finish her!" Feint Attack!
  505. May 12 23:09:01 <Mackenzie> 1d20+1 crit check
  506. May 12 23:09:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, crit check: 16 [1d20=15]
  507. May 12 23:09:06 * zooftop has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  508. May 12 23:09:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> HIT!
  509. May 12 23:09:10 <Mackenzie> 3d6+10+37
  510. May 12 23:09:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, 3d6+10+37: 52 [3d6=1,1,3]
  511. May 12 23:09:19 <Mackenzie> 3d6+10+37 Coordinator
  512. May 12 23:09:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, Coordinator: 62 [3d6=5,6,4]
  513. May 12 23:09:47 <Aori_Radidjiu> Cindy runs up to !Mel, points to something behind her (a cloud!) and as !Mel turns around...
  514. May 12 23:10:06 <Aori_Radidjiu> Cindy dashes past her, striking, then pauses a small distance away
  515. May 12 23:10:40 <Aori_Radidjiu> Before !Mel SPLITS in two, both halves falling, then bursting into static. Djinni bursts into static as well, and the outline of reeve appears in static and then dissolves
  516. May 12 23:11:15 * Mayuri blinks
  517. May 12 23:12:03 * Mackenzie exhales deeply, wiping the sweat from his brow after the EXHAUSTING FUCKING DREAM he's had.
  518. May 12 23:12:15 <Aori_Radidjiu> All of you who can do it decently, roll me some Occult.
  519. May 12 23:12:29 <Melons> 6d6+4 Define "decently"
  520. May 12 23:12:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Define "decently": 27 [6d6=6,4,3,1,6,3]
  521. May 12 23:13:06 <Mayuri> 4d6+3 I've played with fairy aligne rituals before!
  522. May 12 23:13:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, I've played with fairy aligne rituals before!: 16 [4d6=4,1,2,6]
  523. May 12 23:13:09 <Mayuri> aligned*
  524. May 12 23:13:41 <Mackenzie> "Well done, CIndy. You're a force to be reckoned with as always."
  525. May 12 23:14:17 <Melons> "It's not even your actual pokemon..."
  526. May 12 23:14:25 <Aori_Radidjiu> Melanie! Knowing what you do from reading about gods, and having fought the REAL Missingno once, you remember that it had a special aura to create things before, which is a godly power of CREATION, and it seems that this copy actually had the abilities from that Aura as well, which is why it was able to Materialize mroe than one Pokemon!
  527. May 12 23:16:42 <Aori_Radidjiu> The earlier copies didn't have that ability!
  528. May 12 23:16:58 * Melons pulls herself upright, waiting for dat rejuvenative dream bullshit to eventually eat away the painful dream bullshit. "Hmm....we're getting close...when we find Lesieli, it will probably be at full power...or close to it...which means seriously and truly do not let it touch you."
  529. May 12 23:17:19 <Mayuri> "What happens then?"
  530. May 12 23:18:09 <Melons> "We punch her...er...it again...at least enough to distract it from going after Les. Then you help me trap it."
  531. May 12 23:18:26 <Mayuri> "What do you mean me help you trap it?" o.o
  532. May 12 23:18:51 <Melons> "Make sure I don't die. Or something. I don't really know, I just know I can't do it alone."
  533. May 12 23:21:03 <Mayuri> "I'm pretty sure turning Pokemon into fairies is nothing like your weird ghost stuff!"
  534. May 12 23:22:07 <Melons> "It's not...it's not weird..." Melanie manages to look genuinely hurt a little bit. "The Missingno thing is basically a kid with a lot of power that doesn't know what the fuck to do."
  535. May 12 23:22:13 <Aori_Radidjiu> Chiri frowns. "I think she means help her fight it until she can contain it, Princess!"
  536. May 12 23:22:52 * Mayuri blinks
  537. May 12 23:22:59 <Mayuri> "E-Er.... oh. That sounds better!"
  538. May 12 23:23:28 <Mackenzie> "Don't worry about anybody dying. Like i was saying earlier, in the dream world, I have... Well, I guess it would be a power."
  539. May 12 23:24:27 <Melons> "I don't think you understand, Mack. This thing was literally formed from the non-existence of other things. Its very BEING fucks the fuck out of things. There really isn't any certainty in any capacity when dealing with it."
  540. May 12 23:24:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> "I think she means to contain it, like in one of those balls I saw Master Frazier and Mistress Ipu use to focus in materializing their friends!"
  541. May 12 23:25:19 * Mayuri tilts her head
  542. May 12 23:25:19 <Aori_Radidjiu> Blink. "I said that before, didn't I. Oh well!"
  543. May 12 23:25:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> "The red and white ones?"
  544. May 12 23:25:40 <Mayuri> "Er... does that.. work on physical goddesses?" o.o
  545. May 12 23:25:56 <Aori_Radidjiu> "If you weaken them enough, probably!"
  546. May 12 23:26:09 <Melons> "Also in this case, I'm pretty sure it's metaphorical."
  547. May 12 23:26:15 <Melons> "Or...metaphysical..."
  548. May 12 23:27:02 <Melons> "Like you're not literally putting a voidbeing into a pokeball, you're like...trapping it with your will?"
  549. May 12 23:27:16 <Mayuri> "S-So... Just fight her until she stops fighting back then, right?"
  550. May 12 23:27:48 <Melons> "Hm...yes, that would work. Unless it's too dangerous, at which point bail. Wake up. Do something other than get glitched."
  551. May 12 23:28:46 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Metaphysical would be correct! We have working physical physics like I imagine your world would have, but the visitors can bend it to their will to shape new things! Like how the Princess made me! I used to be part of her, but once the logic of her little dream land solidified and had the need to be recurring, I existed when she wasn't around, and am now technically independent!"
  552. May 12 23:29:30 <Melons> "Hm, really?" Mel leans in to inspect Chiri and starts poking at her.
  553. May 12 23:30:00 <Aori_Radidjiu> Chiri leans away. "A-ah, w-why are you so close?" Her behind is still glowing, by the by.
  554. May 12 23:30:32 <Mayuri> "I don't remember doing anything like that!"
  555. May 12 23:30:36 <Mayuri> "... on purpose..." o.o
  556. May 12 23:30:50 <Melons> "I just want to know how malleable you are..."
  557. May 12 23:31:05 <Melons> 4d6+4 Focus to make Chiri's but lamp become a strobe light
  558. May 12 23:31:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Focus to make Chiri's but lamp become a strobe light: 14 [4d6=1,2,2,5]
  559. May 12 23:31:08 <Melons> +t
  560. May 12 23:31:11 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Of course not! Everything here is a reflection of your subconscious desires!" She takes a step away from Mel. :S
  561. May 12 23:31:27 <Mayuri> (chiri actually has focus training, afaik)
  562. May 12 23:31:48 <Mayuri> (Oh, nope. Still waiting for the Dragon Pulse TP to be freed)
  563. May 12 23:32:23 <Mayuri> 2d6+4+2d6+1 nope nope nope nope!
  564. May 12 23:32:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, nope nope nope nope!: 14 [2d6=2,1; 2d6=1,5]
  565. May 12 23:32:38 <Mackenzie> "I still have no intention of saving my own skin at risk of abandoning someone else. If I get screwed up, well... Who the hell am I anyway?"
  566. May 12 23:32:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> It does! She blinks and looks down, and then :S's harder before trying to turn it off, first by wiggling her butt (fail) and then by smacking it, which causes it to flicker and go out.
  567. May 12 23:33:10 <Mayuri> "So Mack is an action hero at heart?" o.o
  568. May 12 23:33:44 <Melons> "Hm...interesting, she's like half-real half-make-believe...also, technically my skin is fine, just inhabited by that thing, so it wouldn't be abandoned...you'd just have a rather different me...which, I would prefer not happen..."
  569. May 12 23:34:49 <Mayuri> "And.. Don't mess with Chiri or I'll do what I did to the glitch thing to you!" >.<
  570. May 12 23:35:39 <Mackenzie> "In here, I can be a hero in form as well. In dreams, I can take the form of real people from other worlds. It took me a while to realize what it meant, but my dreams are like windows into other places, and I can connect to people from them. Mentally nad physically. My acting is only a minor extension of that ability."
  571. May 12 23:35:51 <Mackenzie> *and
  572. May 12 23:36:28 <Melons> "You'll copy me...to me? At me? I'm not r- Mackenzie, do you know if you can copy people from different versions of the same world?"
  573. May 12 23:36:56 <Mayuri> "For some reason I can do fairy stuff here! Like Lovely Kiss~"
  574. May 12 23:37:29 <Melons> "Is it random? Do you have to have heard of the person? Do you get any of their knowledge?"
  575. May 12 23:37:46 * Melons has at some point gotten considerably closer to Mack while talking.
  576. May 12 23:38:20 <Mackenzie> "I'm... not sure if I can apply that ability to others. Like you saw earlier, I was Saxton Punch physically--I had his powers, his likeness... But once i reverted to myself, I could still use those powers. This could be an actual place from wherever it is Saxton originates."
  577. May 12 23:38:58 <Melons> "I was asking if you can be alternate versions of yourself."
  578. May 12 23:39:47 <Mackenzie> "...Maybe? Like, you mean an alternate timeline wherein I was a police officer instad of an actor, or something?"
  579. May 12 23:39:55 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mack, one thing you ARE sure of is that Saxton's abilities are starting to fade, since you desynchronized from him. You'll have to resynchronize with him again to get them back, and tha'ts kind of hard since everyone here broke his script.
  580. May 12 23:40:08 <Mayuri> "I-Is it normal for dreams to be like that... erm, when you don't dream of Sugar Kingdom all the kind..."
  581. May 12 23:40:10 <Mayuri> time*
  582. May 12 23:40:41 <Melons> "...don't tell me you normally dream of things as elaborate and involved as that kingdom..."
  583. May 12 23:40:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> You MIGHT be able to synchronize wiht someone else later, though!
  584. May 12 23:41:11 <Melons> "But yes, Mack, that's what I meant."
  585. May 12 23:41:30 <Mayuri> "Well.. I sorta dream of that place all the time.."
  586. May 12 23:42:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Licorice Land has such a strong image because Mayuri has dreamt of it multiple times!"
  587. May 12 23:42:09 <Mackenzie> "Normally I come unto someone randomly and end up synchonized with them that way, but then I can will myself to synchonize with that person again another time. Maybe if I have Lecia show me who I was before reality was altered, I could become that version of myself."
  588. May 12 23:42:59 * Melons taps her head. "Huh...my dreams are never so vivid...or coherent...or cute...or even remotely relatable...huh, guess something really must be wrong with me. Oh well."
  589. May 12 23:43:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> "It could just be that you don't value stability enough to create a stable world, or maybe you simply didn't like the worlds you were making enough!"
  590. May 12 23:44:07 <Melons> "...I liked it more when my own figments were analyzing my thoughts and actions..."
  591. May 12 23:44:28 <Mayuri> "You have more figments?" o.o
  592. May 12 23:44:37 <Aori_Radidjiu> Chiri pouts. "W-well, you wanted help, didn't you?"
  593. May 12 23:44:49 <Aori_Radidjiu> WELL MEL, YOU DO HAVE THAT
  594. May 12 23:45:10 <Melons> What, the ability to make Chiri's butt strobe? Yep, do have that.
  595. May 12 23:45:43 <Aori_Radidjiu> Naw, not that, since she turned it off. Unless smacking her butt again makes it turn back on.
  596. May 12 23:46:01 <Melons> 4d6+4 "Only with Missingno." Pokerface.
  597. May 12 23:46:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, "Only with Missingno." Pokerface.: 19 [4d6=4,5,3,3]
  598. May 12 23:46:31 <Aori_Radidjiu> You can oppose that with Perception, but I don't think it'll win!
  599. May 12 23:47:02 <Mayuri> 2d6+1 Chiri hasn't gotten Learnings of Youth capibility training yet~
  600. May 12 23:47:02 <Mackenzie> "...Anyway, it's possible that, if i'm synchronized with someone and get messed with by that thing, it won't affect me, but just that synchronization."
  601. May 12 23:47:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, Chiri hasn't gotten Learnings of Youth capibility training yet~: 7 [2d6=3,3]
  602. May 12 23:48:35 <Melons> "Maybe, but that thing like...desynched me from my own body or something...so it's not really an exact science. Or it is but it would be the kind of thing that even Lecia would struggle with, since it's like half based in bullshitarbitraryfuckyouisms."
  603. May 12 23:48:46 <Melons> "That's a technical term."
  604. May 12 23:50:28 <Mackenzie> "I do agree that 'just don't let it happen' is the best choice, but if anyone has a chance of getting touched and not being permanently damaged, it is me."
  605. May 12 23:51:09 <Mayuri> "Ermm... Why does everybody keep talking about getting touched"
  606. May 12 23:51:17 <Melons> "Oh, I actually have a thing for it...but uh...well I kind of fucking need it, and it isn't really sharable. A- oh...Knox never showed up. Oh well, he's probably fine. Maybe."
  607. May 12 23:51:38 <Melons> "Because last time that thing touched me when it was much less cute than it is now, it fucking ripped out my identity or something."
  608. May 12 23:52:38 <Melons> "But, one left and closer to the real thing, so we really should be getting off to Lesieli...hm..." She glances around the dreamscape.
  609. May 12 23:53:34 <Aori_Radidjiu> Looking for Les? Roll me focus, everyone~
  610. May 12 23:53:42 <Melons> 4d6+4
  611. May 12 23:53:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 4d6+4: 13 [4d6=3,4,1,1]
  612. May 12 23:53:47 <Mackenzie> 1d6+2 oh boy
  613. May 12 23:53:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, oh boy: 8 [1d6=6]
  614. May 12 23:54:06 <Mackenzie> 3d6+2 Cindy?
  615. May 12 23:54:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Mackenzie, Cindy?: 7 [3d6=2,2,1]
  616. May 12 23:54:15 <Mackenzie> D:
  617. May 12 23:54:23 <Aori_Radidjiu> Mayuri? chiri?
  618. May 12 23:54:26 <Mayuri> 2d6+4 I suck at dream magic~
  619. May 12 23:54:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, I suck at dream magic~: 12 [2d6=2,6]
  620. May 12 23:54:27 <Melons> 5d6+1 Koa
  621. May 12 23:54:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Koa: 18 [5d6=6,1,3,6,1]
  622. May 12 23:54:35 <Mayuri> 2d6+1 Chiri too.
  623. May 12 23:54:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Mayuri, Chiri too.: 10 [2d6=3,6]
  624. May 12 23:54:44 <Aori_Radidjiu> All of you look left and right, confused.
  625. May 12 23:55:08 <Aori_Radidjiu> Koa crosses her arms, shakes her head, and points a paw in a specific direction, where there seems to be a land bridge to elsewhere
  626. May 12 23:56:41 <Melons> "Ah..." Mel seems oddly tense, like more than normal, or more than non-dream normal, something, to see a bridge. She glances to see what would be under it.
  627. May 12 23:57:24 <Aori_Radidjiu> By "landbridge" I mean a strip of actual land
  628. May 12 23:57:43 <Melons> That's an isthmus.
  629. May 12 23:57:48 <Mayuri> "As long as Chiri helps protect me and stuff..." >.<
  630. May 12 23:57:52 <Aori_Radidjiu> THEN IT'S AN ISTHMUS
  631. May 12 23:58:06 <Melons> How narrow is it?
  632. May 12 23:58:07 <Aori_Radidjiu> "Of course I would, Princess~"
  633. May 12 23:58:33 <Aori_Radidjiu> You can view it from ON TOP OF THE SEA BASE FORTRESS
  634. May 12 23:58:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> So it's probably not that narrow.
  635. May 12 23:58:50 <Mayuri> "Other people's dreams are't as nice... though... knowing Les..."
  636. May 12 23:59:34 <Melons> "Oh, it's probably not going to be anything even remotely like the rest of your dreams. Since she's like a god, or godhusk, or incarnation of a god."
  637. May 12 23:59:58 <Aori_Radidjiu> Godling
  638. May 13 00:00:22 <Melons> "Oh, did I mention Missingno is probably trying to steal her body? I think I should have explicitly mentioned that. That's the primary thing we're preventing."
  639. May 13 00:00:46 <Melons> She's a Chao, got it.
  640. May 13 00:00:50 <Mayuri> "Like... god in the sense of the not-dream world? o.o"
  641. May 13 00:00:56 <Melons> "Mmmmhm."
  642. May 13 00:01:25 <Mayuri> "T-Then... we shouldn't worry about her that much, should we?"
  643. May 13 00:01:50 <Mackenzie> "For now we should worry about getting on our way, if it's that severe."
  644. May 13 00:02:11 <Melons> "She's not at full power. The divine version of her apparently got corrupted or something and like...went into hibernation or something to get rid of it. And apparently getting rid of it makes a lot of junk data or something."
  645. May 13 00:02:27 <Melons> "Mmmmhm." She starts walking towards the ISTHMUS.
  646. May 13 00:02:40 * Mayuri follows!
  647. May 13 00:02:59 * Mackenzie goes ahead and takes point.
  648. May 13 00:03:17 * Melons is pretty sure Mack has no idea where he's going.
  649. May 13 00:03:39 <Aori_Radidjiu> And off you go, to find Lesieli and try to stop all of this!
  650. May 13 00:03:41 <Aori_Radidjiu> </mini
  651. May 13 00:03:45 <Aori_Radidjiu> >
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