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- >The ponies of Equestria were a humorous bunch.
- >The most severe they ever were with one another was throwing pies in one another’s faces.
- >To see open warfare like this was…
- >Amusing.
- >It made you laugh.
- >The bitter cruelty of hate stained this world through.
- >And it amused you to no end.
- >Ponies were killing ponies.
- >The brutality was hardly as severe as what you had ordered your minions to do in the past, but that changed nothing.
- >Some ponies were killed in the fighting, no matter how gentle they were normally.
- >It was time you put the fear of death back in to them.
- >Seeing the dead rise from their graves should do enough to properly put down any thoughts of fighting.
- >But first, your plans needed to reach the right point.
- >You look up from the map, and gaze at Luna as she turns to face you.
- “Well now, it seems like you have more need of my skills than even you care to admit. Already, the Celestial forces crash against your defenses.”
- >You stand tall, and conjure your staff in an oily surge of brackish fire.
- “It shall take time for me to call upon the ancient dead. An Army I promised you, and an army you shall have.”
- >You slam the butt of your staff into the floor, and are enveloped in green flames, consuming your form and sending you into the shadow realm.
- >The game has only just begun, and already you have almost everything you want.
- >You return to the real world easily enough, and find yourself walking alongside a startled Shermanator.
- >”Dramatic entrance.”
- >You shrug at his comment
- “A side effect to my preferred mode of transit.”
- >You change the subject to something more important, lest he begin asking questions.
- >You hate questions.
- “I have secured the assistance of the one known as AEther, however it comes at a higher cost than I would like.”
- >Shermanator looks over at you, tilting his head slightly
- >”Well? What’s the problem?”
- >You pause for effect
- “He requires… An army.”
- >Shermanator stifles a Guffaw, looking at your incredulously
- >”Alright, so what will we do then? Obviously we don’t have an army, so-“
- ”Yet.”
- >He nods
- >”Right, we don’t have an- Wait what?”
- >He’s confused as all hell now.
- >If you were less disciplined and skilled, you’d snicker.
- “Oh, Shermanator, I must confess…”
- >He looks at you oddly, as if confused.
- “Many years ago, when I was more foolish, I sold my soul to demons.”
- >You lean on your staff for support, mimicking a pained, sad hunching over.
- “I was an idiot. For so long, I was a play thing. I had power, Immortality, everything… But, as you can see-“
- >You brush a hand over your robes, revealing your bones beneath
- “A demons promises are as hollow as I am now.”
- >Shermanator recoiled, looking at you in shock.
- ”It took a while, but, eventually, I managed to regain my soul. In a cruel twist of fate, however, my mortality was not returned to me.”
- >You look up at him.
- ”You have no idea how painful an eternity of hatred, of sins and blood upon your hands can be.”
- >Shermanator shudders, and takes a few steps closer.
- >”I…”
- >He is confused
- >”That sounds aweful.”
- >You nod
- “It is. But, now, I’ve finally found a new purpose. I use this curse, this eternal shame and pain, and I try to help those in need.”
- >Your words move him, and he blinks a few times, stifling empathetic sadness.
- >He knew what you ‘felt’ rather intimately.
- >”I… Can relate.”
- >Time to twist the knife.
- “This is why I need your help, Shermanator. Why I need your understanding.”
- >You extend a hand to him
- “Please, be my friend. Help me heal the wounds of a world taken by war and hate. There are so many worlds out there, and I cannot allow one to lie defenseless.”
- >He clasps your hand without a second thought
- >”I will help you here, for the ponies in danger. And when we’re done, we’ll see about your own home.”
- >You look up at him
- >You refrain from diabolic laughter as your ruse works more than perfectly.
- >You shake his hand firmly and hold his gaze.
- “Then, my friend, we must hurry. It will take time for me to utilize the full extent of my powers, and I will need your aid to buy time.”
- >Shermanator nods.
- >”We’d best hurry then.”
- >With a nod, you grip your staff mid-way, and rush with your ally towards the north, where the sound of battle can be heard unmistakably.
- >A small part of you wonders if lying to him was a good idea.
- >You shrug it away.
- >Being friends with the ponies was making you weak.
- >Shermanator was an animal, a rabid dog.
- >He was too much like you to be considered a friend.
- >You crest a hill, the late evening sun shining to the backs of the Celestial army.
- >The sun aided the assaulting army, blinding the defending ponies.
- >Celestia’s hand made any effective attack or defense all the more difficult.
- >It spoke volumes for the superiority of the Lunar leadership that they at all stood strong.
- >This battle, however…
- >The Celestial army was mad.
- >They were violent, heedless.
- >Brainwashed and indoctrinated to seeing their enemy as less-than-pony.
- >The zealotry of the living always amused you.
- >Now was not the time for passive watching.
- >You would have to find enjoyment in tearing them apart.
- >Runes dance about your feet, and you look at Shermanator.
- ”Go ahead. I will take some time to ready this spell.”
- >He nods and runs into the fray.
- >Unseen hands sculpt the battlefield, as retreats and counter-charges force the lines to mold around the land-scape.
- >Æther was deep in the middle of the fighting, where the line was strongest.
- >A front-lines leader.
- >He would have made a fine Lich-Knight in your immortal armies when you once ruled as the unliving king.
- >Perhaps you’ll raise him later.
- >For now, you need him alive and breathing.
- >Well, mostly alive.
- >You extend your arms, and your shadow sinks into the soil.
- >You can feel the ancient dead deep within, and they sing out to you.
- >These ponies have not experience true terror.
- >Not yet, they haven’t.
- >The battle was going poorly, that much was certain.
- >You raise your firsts and charge into the first Celestial soldier you see.
- >You hated your actions.
- >You owed Celestia far more than just your life.
- >But Chronicler was counting on you to find Aether and keep him alive.
- >You didn’t like it, and that was only magnified given he was the opposite of your closest friend.
- >You spot the asshole not far away, hacking through the opposition with sword and magic.
- >Well, with sword and magically-enhanced swordarm.
- >Buck that noise.
- >You raise your mother-bucking dukes.
- >For some reason, your hands feel as if they’re on fire.
- >You swing out with a right hook at a shocked Pony, who ducks down to let his armor take the hit.
- >You grit your teeth, preparing for pain.
- >Instead of the crack of steel and bone, you instead hear the sounds of metal giving way.
- >Your fist impacts the metal, and it bends.
- >You are too consumed in the moment to give this much thought.
- >It has to be a fault of the armor.
- >You keep swinging.
- >Left Upper-cut.
- >Left jab.
- >Right round-house
- >Next opponent.
- >You put your boot against the chest of a staggering opponent and give him a quick smack across the face, knocking him out.
- >This battle has been raging for the better part of thirty minuets, and already the Celestials were surrounding the Lunars.
- >Things were looking grim.
- >Where was that Lich?
- >He had promised Luna an army.
- >Did he expect you to go with him without first paying his dues?
- >And then you spot him.
- >There’s no mistaking it.
- >Ponies are surround him, yet he stands tall, wrecking everything before him.
- >Shermanator is like a force of nature.
- >Where the hell was this fury when he was fighting you?
- >Now, he’s slapping ponies away as if they were sacks of potatoes.
- >In fact, it almost looks like-
- >Holy Shit.
- >Did he just punch through a ponies armor?!
- >There’s no mistaking it, something is wrong.
- >You grab your sword tighter.
- >Even from this far away, you can see his clenched fists robed in crimson energy.
- >You parry a buck too late, lost in your astonishment, and are floored by the blow.
- >You look up as the pony in question prepares to smash in your face.
- >You close your eyes, and lash wildly to try and stop the inevitable.
- >You hear a crunch, and a crack of bone, then a metallic thud.
- >That… Wasn’t you.
- >You open your eyes, and see a panting Shermanator standing over you.
- >He just punched his way through fifteen feet of angry soldiers to reach you.
- >You really hoped he wasn’t interested in revenge at the moment.
- >”Get up.”
- >There is no kindess in his voice, and the hand he extends is not one of gentle friendship, more of a begrudging duty.
- “Get up.”
- >You really do not like having to do this.
- >You want to cave in this mans head right now.
- >It would be so easy…
- >But no.
- >You extend a gruff hand, and grab Aethers forearm.
- >”Thanks for that.”
- >You grunt, and look back at the battle.
- >It was not at all going well.
- >This made you pissed off.
- >Time to vent some frustration.
- >You make to charge, but are interrupted as a hand grabs your collar roughly.
- >You spin around, left arm pulled back and ready, only to find Chronicler there.
- >”You have earned your rest, Shermanator.”
- >The Skeleton releases his hold.
- >”Aether, you have your army.”
- >The armored man behind the skeleton chortles
- >”Really? I don’t see it anywhere.”
- >The Skeleton looks you in the eyes
- >You could almost swear he’s…
- >Yeah, he just winked at you.
- >Somehow.
- >You’re not sure how, but that was a wink.
- >”You should look closer then.”
- >The ground trembles violently as an earthquake shakes the field.
- >It only lasted a moment, but it’s enough to get you worried.
- ”Alright, what did you do, Chronicler?”
- >The Skeleton shrugs
- >”I’ve simply dragged the dead from both sides back to life. They are currently engaged in the thickest of the melee.”
- >Oh, okay. That made per-
- “You did what?”
- >That has to be the flattest ‘what’ you’ve ever given.
- >”I used the death and pain in the air to animate the dead of this field. Now, both sides join together under my command.”
- >You don’t know what scares you more.
- >The fact that there are even more Undead, or that they’re on your side, fighting against Celestia.
- >You turn back towards the scene before you, and after a few moments, you can spot something.
- >The Lunar ponies are creating a gap now, from the frontlines and their positions.
- >Worst of all, is that there are no dead ponies that you can see.
- >Lunar or Celestial.
- “Chronicler…”
- >The Lich simply looks onwards.
- >”And now… Rise, my minions.”
- >With a raising motion of his hand, the ground trembles.
- >Hands- HANDS –explode from the dirt.
- >Skeletons, human skeletons, clad in rusty armor, holding blunted weapons, rise in droves.
- >The dead rose from their graves, and they were intent on one thing alone.
- >The zombified ponies were, to their credit, routing the enemy
- >This new arrival, a surge of alien creatures, broke them utterly.
- >Not even Celestia’s greatest propaganda could keep ponies brave when their enemies refused to die.
- >”What in the name of…”
- >Aether looks on in shock as the shambling army rises and form coherent ranks.
- >He looks at Chronicler in shock.
- >”I told you, Aether. I am not a man to make your enemy.”
- >You are just as speechless as Aether, and look at your new ally with a wordless demand.
- >Explain your Horsehockey.
- “I don’t know what you’re doing, Chronicler, but you had better tell me right now.”
- >The Skeleton laughs hauntingly, and shakes his head.
- >”I told you, Shermanator. It is my curse, and-“
- ”-It is my curse, and my gift.”
- >You turn your empty eyesockets upon Shermanator, his face pale and his eyes pools of white.
- >You could ‘smell’ the terror radiating off of him.
- >In fact, you could feel it all around you.
- >You almost enjoyed the feeling.
- >Your plans were finally coming to fruition.
- >The need for subtlety was over.
- >Shermanator believed you were using your powers out of sorrow.
- >Aether’s opinion did not matter.
- >Any ‘truth’ to be learned of your motivations on this plane would be cast upon blind eyes.
- >Speaking of blindness, the sun has decided to spear through the front ranks of your gift army.
- >Well. It would appear Celestia has joined the battle in full.
- >”Bucking snails! Sound the retreat!”
- >You crack Aether over the head with a backhanded swing, and slowly creep forwards.
- “I shall deal with her.”
- >The two look at you, their faces cork-screwed in confusion.
- >”Chronicler, she is a god. I don’t care where you’re from, you can’t-“
- >His words stop as you melt into the shadows, vanishing in a rapidly dispersing oily smoke.
- >They look at one another, wondering what was going on.
- >The realm of reality had long sense been left.
- >”UNHOLY VERMIN!”
- >Celestia smites a swath of the undead, and her army rallies around her.
- >Their retaliation is cut short, however, as an eclipse begins to form.
- >”Could it be?” wondered aloud the mass of ponies, “Has Luna joined as well?”
- >Your dark, taunting laughter echoes at a whisper across the battlefield, as darkness begins to shroud the land.
- >A massive reaper-esqu figure, made of darkness, looms over the battlefield.
- “Celestia, come at last to settle matters yourself?”
- >The Celestials regained their courage, and in a wild charge, broke the battered and shambling undead cantrip.
- >You watch as, with Celestia’s aid, your one real advantage crumbles.
- >Time to fight for your life.
- >Shermanator is lost in the Melee somewhere.
- >For all you know, he’s fighting against the Lunars, but you don’t care.
- >You brace for the charge, and pull your sword back, ready to swing.
- >This shit was coming too soon.
- >You roar a battlecry as you run forwards to meet the Celestials head-on.
- >Your allies take up the cry, and gallop forth, nearly overtaking you.
- >While they would slow to keep pace, there is no time, and as one, you all crash headlong into the enemy.
- >Your blade stabs forwards at the last moment, and you are rocketed backwards into the ponies behind you from the momentum.
- >The crash of steel on steel resounds across the battlefield as the sun dances above
- >A duet between light and dark.
- >Your head snaps back, and you watch as Death its self hovers above the field of battle.
- >Well, perhapse it was only that Lich, but that distinction meant little right now.
- >There was a Reaper above the savage battle
- >And it was locked in combat with the corrupted leader and the goal of your affections.
- >You return to the fight, awoken from your ogling by the howl of pain of the pony on your blade.
- >You swiftly whip your blade out of the ponies chest, and pull the dragons tooth across its neck, severing the head.
- >The blood only served to further accent the horrific portrait that your world had become.
- >And death reigned over all.
- >You bring your blade up, and send a geyser of blood spraying.
- >Down, left, up, down, right, thrust.
- >This is a hell of killing and fighting.
- >More ponies lie broken and injured than dead
- >Trampling lead to more fatalities than actual combat
- >You step over your latest kill and unleash a concussive force from your dead hand.
- >With a roar, you leap into the newly cleared ring, and make a wide slash.
- >You draw your sword back to attack once more, when you hear an infernal scream.
- >You look up, and watch as Celestia spears through the Lich with a spear of light, just as thousands of small tendrils take grip of the Alicorn and draw her towards the ground.
- >The sheer fact that thing was holding it’s own, and was blasted by a nova-like shaft of light…
- >You are glad it’s on your side.
- >You grunt in ‘pain’ as you feel solar radiation blast apart your left rib-cage.
- >This Celestia was weaker than most
- >She was forcing herself to hold back.
- >You would bet that she was fighting against doing these things.
- >It would be most regrettable if you were to cut her suffering short, though the distraction only needed to be so long.
- >You glare at her from your perch in the air.
- >She struggles against the grip of shadows that drag her down.
- >You have a little extra time.
- >You turn your gaze upon the ground, and lift a hand dramatically.
- >The dead respond slowly, belching gouts of green flame, embers of necromantic energy shimmering behind their eyes as they rise.
- >The panic…
- >The fear…
- >It is everywhere.
- >It is beautiful.
- >You laugh.
- >You hold so much power over these pathetic insects.
- >It didn’t just feel good to finally return to your true position as overlord
- >This was a feeling you craved.
- >Dominion.
- >Power.
- >Control.
- >You felt like a god…
- >”Aaaaarg!”
- >Oh, right.
- >The actual god was breaking free, was she?
- >You could tell because of the long, pearl horn in your ‘Stomach’.
- “You obstinate mule, will you simply lay down and die?”
- >The mad Celestia snarls
- >”Unholy Abomination! Begone!”
- >You laugh, your whispering voice not a grade higher than a sleepy conversation.
- >Even so, it rings throughout the battlefield, even over the din of the battle.
- >And you don’t stop laughing
- “Why, dearest Celestia, are you not happy to see a peer? Or have these easy battles made you soft?”
- >You grab ahold of her right wing, and raise your scythe high.
- “You should have worked harder. You are making this too easy.”
- >You bring the Scythe down into the Alicorns back.
- >Celestia screams
- >Your laughter redoubles.
- >Her blood spins in beautiful patterns through the air, a sign of your power over this fallen god.
- >You wrench your scythe, the blade of void sharper than any mortal metal.
- >You twist your knife, causing more agony.
- >Yes, writhe under my control, beast.
- >With a thunderous slam, you both crash into the ground.
- >Your bones shatter and crack, spider-webs running through your skull, femurs, ribs, and spine.
- >You melt into Celestia’s shadow, evaporating into nothingness and oily smoke.
- >She tries to destroy you with a powerful blast of light radiating outwards, but you are long gone.
- >The shadows of this world hold you in their embrace.
- >Your laughter finally stops…
- >Only to be replaced by clapping.
- >The sounds of battle have stopped.
- >All eyes are on Celestia.
- >A robed Skeleton stalk out of her own shadow, and you let your renewed bones clack together.
- “You play the game so well, Celestia.”
- >The scythe is held in the crook of your arm, your shadow Avatar weaker than before.
- “I wonder, have you ever fought an opponent with control over darkness?”
- >Celestia snarls at you.
- >”You think your powers are any different than my fool sisters?”
- >You guffaw crassly
- “You poor, ignorant fool. You have no idea what you are fighting, do you?”
- >”You are an unliving monstrosity who can do parlor tricks with shadows.”
- >Her horn glows blindly powerful
- >”Shadows that are easily banished.”
- >You face her full on, and let your right hand grip your scythe.
- “Pathetic… So, so pathetic.”
- >With a roar, a lance of light blasts through you
- >Or, it would, if she was even aiming at you.
- >You fly forwards from the crowd, your shadow-sculpted puppet dissolving.
- “You actually believed a creature of shadows to be direct.”
- >Your scythe flies down.
- >Celestia jumps out of the way, but you weren’t aiming for her.
- >Your scythe bites into the ground, and you drag it back.
- >A red tear in reality pulses in the wound you have sliced open.
- >The screams of damned souls choruses from within
- “Now, the beasts of flames and hate…”
- >Scrabbling claws grip the wound in reality, reptilian creatures of fire and destruction.
- >Demons.
- “Say hello to your Antithesis, and your perfect match, Princess Celestia.”
- >A massive, bat-winged demons roars, its breath heavy with sulfur and heat, its foot-steps setting the ground aflame.
- “I’ll leave you two to get better aquainted.”
- >You retreat to the shadows, and watch, planning.
- >The final act was upon you.
- >You watch as the demons pour forth, the Balor slamming into Celestia with pure rage.
- >The Demons attacked both sides with wild abandon.
- >You have however ensured that your gambit would result in very few Lunar deaths, your undead phalanx holding the line.
- >The Damned are doing their job well enough.
- >You feel a shutter as Celestia works her magic on the demon.
- >It never honestly stood a chance, none of the demons could amount against her.
- >Her righteousness made her attacks extremely devastating, especially to creatures of mindless destruction.
- >Such flawless tools, if used correctly.
- >This was one such incident.
- >You wait for her.
- >Her first goal is to end the slaughter of her guards at the hands of these things.
- >You watch as she exerts herself immensely to break the back of the portal.
- >So much power…
- >She was weak now.
- >The demons litter the ground, and those who remain are fighting still.
- >Bloodlust overrides self preservation.
- >They will take their weight in blood with them.
- >Celestia is exhausted from closing the portal, let alone fighting her way to it.
- >The shadows give you your form, and you laugh once more at her plight.
- “You are not fighting some brash, childish princess of the night, Celestia.”
- >The dark, niveous whisps curl around you as you let your scythe slide into position.
- “You fight a master mage who communes with the dark spirit of your own world.”
- >Celestia is finally weakened enough.
- >You could kill her now.
- >But why do that, when you can extend this conflict?
- >Exactly according to plan.
- >She takes wing, trying to escape.
- >You make token efforts to deny her, but she ‘slips’ away.
- >You watch as she flees, her army routing.
- >You allows the darkness which robes your form to finally release.
- >The black space between light and matter, while clinging to you ever-constantly, shrinks away.
- >it is exhausted.
- >For all your mid-battle plans, you were in a difficult fight.
- >You had just enough stacked in your favor to pull this off.
- >You turn to face the Lunar army, your undead thralls broken and being finished off-
- >Wait.
- >What?
- >You look again, as crawling, undead ponies have their heads crushed by the victorious Lunar forces.
- >What sort of joke was this?
- >”LITCHE! YOU DEVIOUS SCUM!”
- >That would be Luna.
- >Over Joyed.
- >You see Shermanator approaching, and turn around.
- >Luna, AEther at her side, is glaring knives at you.
- >It would seem she wanted a piece of you…
- >Unfortunate.
- “Ah, Princess. Come to bear witness to your new-“
- >”SILENCE.”
- >Wow, what crawled up her cooter?
- >”YOU HAVE DIRECTLY THREATENED OUR SUBJECTS WITH YOUR MACHINATIONS.”
- >She was going on a rant about what you did.
- >You can see where this is going, and it’s clear as day by the smug look on that back-stabbing bastard’s face.
- >AEther found a loop-hole in your deal.
- >Luna was exploiting it.
- >”YOUR AID HAS CAUSED MORE HARM THAN GOOD, AND AS SUCH, WITH NO ARMY TO OFFER, OUR DEAL IS VOID.”
- >You want to rip this bitches head off and shit down her neck.
- >Your eyes are raging inferno’s.
- >How Dare She…
- >You are too worn from the fight, however.
- >If you were to fight now, Shermanator would be in danger, as would the Elements you hold.
- >You win this round, Aether…
- >But you had best remember-
- “You have made a powerful enemy this day.”
- >There is a pulse of green flames and arcane energy, as you drag Shermanator to your haven.
- >The Aether swirls around you as Shermanator flails about like a troglodyte
- >The fool is ignorant to what is happening.
- >Atleast you can take some joy in this…
- >You arrive back in your tower, the sound of Shermanator crashing into the ground announcing his graceless arrival.
- >”Warn me next time, will you?!”
- >You turn to look at the man, who is looking around incredulously.
- >”Next time you do… That… Whoah.”
- >You sigh aloud, unwilling to repress the urge to show dissatisfaction.
- “Weclome, Shermanator, to my-“
- >”Dude.”
- >You pause.
- >Did he just-
- >”Wow, is this a real.. Oh, and this is a… Ooooh, this is so..!”
- >He was touching.
- >Fucking.
- >Everything.
- >You tab his shoulder.
- “Shermanator, I must ask-“
- >”Oh, and this thing!”
- >You grab him by his neck
- “Shhh… Shut the fuck up.”
- >You glare into his eyes, your flickering witchfires showing no emotion.
- >”Uh, sure. Sure thing boss.”
- >You release him.
- “Welcome to my tower, Shermanator. You will be safe here, until we can find the next element.”
- >Shermanator walks out onto your balcony, and gasps.
- >”This is…”
- >You nod, though he cannot see it.
- “Yes. This is Ponyville. I am its protector.”
- >He stammers
- >”You mean… You live… And they like… And you do… Huh?”
- >The thud of Shermanator fainting would bring a smile to your face, if you still had one.
- “Yes. I am a friend to the ponies of this world.”
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