OKEANOS AND MARK HAVE CRUSH PROBLEMS gting Mr. Hardun!

Mr_Hardun sits in his office, it's a small room unconnected to the rest of the school it has a desk and computer facing the wall, a small arm chair nestled next to a file cabinet and a couch against the opposing wall, there's a large window behind the couch and a coffee table in front of it, the room smells like coffee beans
Okeanos knocks on the door. Hes a large man with a young face, dark dark hair and quality abs. I dont have his pic
Mr_Hardun is still a rugged piece of manflesh he's put on a smart looking vest and tie mostly dark colors with dashes of dark blue he has messy brown hair pushed back and a thick layer of stubble, likewise has quality abs, he has an air of beauty and poise like a greek sculpture
Mr_Hardun opens the door
<Mr_Hardun>: "Hey. slugger, c'mon in"
Okeanos smiles and comes in closing the door behind him "Can I borrow your ear for a minute?"
<Mr_Hardun>: "Sure thing, pal just make sure to return it I only have two"
<Mr_Hardun>: "Have a seat"
Mr_Hardun motions to the couch
Okeanos takes a seat on the couch. "Im some problems with a person I know"
<Mr_Hardun>: "Fire away, Arthur right?"
<Okeanos>: "Something like that... Im not exactly right in the head. I try not to let it on to others much but see theres this person i know."
<Mr_Hardun>: "Mhm"
<Okeanos>: "I cant really get them out of my head, and truthfully it doesnt make much sense to me because ive only seen them a couple times in fact"
Mr_Hardun sits down in small nestled armchair and cross his legs as he does he bumps into the file cabinet and coffee spills from a mug onto his suit and shirt he removes them as Okeanos speaks
<Okeanos>: "But lately ive just felt wrong about the whole thing and just want to go back to the way it was before i knew them"
Okeanos is only slightly fazed, since he is a halfnaked man himself.
<Mr_Hardun>: "If I can pry who is the person you've been thinking of?"
<Okeanos>: "Does it matter?"
<Mr_Hardun>: "Fair enough, continue"
<Okeanos>: "Im used to people, I like people but with them its different I wont to tell them this but when I think of it I just smile or laugh.Im not right but I feel like. I just think that when it all gos wrong they could be the one to save me"
<Mr_Hardun>: "Sounds like you have a crush"
<Okeanos>: "What do you say I should do?"
<Mr_Hardun>: "It sounds like you care a lot about this person"
<Okeanos>: "Ive only seen them once or twice to be honest"
<Mr_Hardun>: " Regardless, I know it seems like pursuing romantic interests is a big decision but in the grand scheme of things it's a single choice in a life time of choices, our eventual fate and destinies aside, anything going wrong all we have is our chances and the decisions we make, in my experience not acting on an idea can be one of the greatest misdeeds"
<Mr_Hardun>: "You're young and growing still trying these things out and experimenting is perfectly natural, so my advice, give it a shot."
Mr_Hardun is no longer wearing pants at this point he's just in the speedo thong now
Okeanos really wants to hit the beach, these pants are uncomfortable.
<Okeanos>: "Cant I just try and forget this bloke?"
<Mr_Hardun>: "I suppose if you really think that's what you want to do, I'm no word on high"
<Mr_Hardun>: "I'm just here to advise and guide"
<Mr_Hardun>: "You're at the wheel, though"
<Okeanos>: "Alright thanks mate"
Okeanos extends a hand and stands up
Mr_Hardun shakes his hand
Okeanos pulls him in for a hug
Okeanos pats on the back and releases'
Mr_Hardun hugs Okeanos
Mr_Hardun nods
<Mr_Hardun>: "Stop by any time, slugger"
Okeanos smiles "Cheers then, hardun"
Okeanos heads out
Mr_Hardun shuts the door behind Okeanos and sits back down at his desk
<Mr_Hardun>: "Anyone else on the schedule for today?"

Wrong_Way knocks on the door, really nervous to be caught over here.
Mr_Hardun opens the door still in nothing but a thong
<Mr_Hardun>: "Mark, great to see you!"
Wrong_Way instinctively covers his eyes
<Wrong_Way>: "GAHNOTAGAIN"
<Mr_Hardun>: "You do your homework on the vagina?"
<Wrong_Way>: "What?"
<Mr_Hardun>: "Due monday, slugger"
<Mr_Hardun>: "But that's neither here nor there
<Wrong_Way>: "O-oh! R-right, I'll get on top of that tonight..."
Mr_Hardun welcomes Mark into office
<Mr_Hardun>: "C'mon in pal"
Wrong_Way sees no other option but to go into the office.
<Mr_Hardun>: "So what can I do for you"
Mr_Hardun gestures to the couch and takes his seat in his chair
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh well, T-there's a chick that I really REALLY like..."
Wrong_Way sits down on the couch, nervous as a tick.
<Mr_Hardun>: "Got a crush, eh?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Y-Yeah, pretty much. I just uh, don't know how to ask her out though..."
<Wrong_Way>: "...She's not very...approachable."
<Mr_Hardun>: "We have a limited time on this earth, Mark, who we spend it with and what we spend it doing are the only choices we have, biting the bullet and asking a girl out for ice cream. That's the best thing you can do"
<Mr_Hardun>: "Is this an issue of self-confidence though?"
<Wrong_Way>: "I-it might be...and she uh, kinda turned into a demon the last time I saw her and I had to summon it away."
<Mr_Hardun>: "Huh"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeeaahhh."
Mr_Hardun sits back in his chair and rubs his chin
<Mr_Hardun>: "That might be a deal breaker"
<Wrong_Way>: "I-Is it?"
<Mr_Hardun>: "Just from a logistical stand point"
<Mr_Hardun>: "I mean distant is one thing"
Mr_Hardun 's body is radiating and appears to be oiled up somehow
<Mr_Hardun>: "Look if you really like the girl, hey go for it"
Wrong_Way scratches the back of his neck
<Wrong_Way>: "Huh? Really?"
<Mr_Hardun>: "You're young, Mark, your world is one of doing things, taking chances, go for it"
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, Okay! B-but how should I... do it?"
<Mr_Hardun>: "Well what does she like to do"
<Wrong_Way>: "Um...OH! She really likes music. We once went to a record store together and it was really cool until the guy kicked us out
<Mr_Hardun>: "Find a concert in town if it's a little show it could be cool and if they're awful you leave and go to the park or something, going to the movies on a first date has an implication and chances are you miss the point so don't do that"
<Wrong_Way>: "S-should I take her to a band I like? I'm not sure if she's really heard of my favorite band Nickelback. Maybe she'd like them?"
Mr_Hardun flinches
<Mr_Hardun>: "Band she likes, also Nickelback is uh"
Mr_Hardun is practically glowing at this point his thong has been becoming steadily smaller
Wrong_Way takes notice at this point but doesn't say anything.
<Mr_Hardun>: "Mark do you enjoy Nickelback
<Mr_Hardun>: "In earnest?"
<Wrong_Way>: "..."
Wrong_Way pulls his shirt up and reveals he's wearing a nickelback shirt under his polo.
<Wrong_Way>: "Don't question my devotion."
<Mr_Hardun>: "Mark that's uh"
Mr_Hardun 's eyes widen
Wrong_Way lowers his shirt and leans back, suddenly more confident to show how proud he is of his band.
<Mr_Hardun>: "I'm sorry to hear to that"
<Wrong_Way>: "About what?"
<Wrong_Way>: "D-Don't tell me you don't like them."
<Mr_Hardun>: "I don't even think Nickelback likes themselves, Mark"

<Okeanos>: ha]

<Wrong_Way>: "...T-that's uh, fine. You don't have to like them...."
<Mr_Hardun>: "Are you gonna be okay, man?"
<Wrong_Way>: "...Y-yeah."
<Mr_Hardun>: "You sure"
<Wrong_Way>: "Let'sjustkeeptalkingaboutFrankieAlright?"
Wrong_Way seems on the verge of Nickelback fan tears.
<Mr_Hardun>: "Just ask her out, pick a day when you feel confident and good and find a little indie concert or something happening, that's fun and innocent enough"
<Wrong_Way>: "Okay...Uh it was nice talking to you Mr uh...Hardun."
<Mr_Hardun>: "Of course"
<Mr_Hardun>: "Also Mark"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah?"
<Mr_Hardun>: "I'm gonna prescribe that you spend a few days just listening to a local radio"
<Mr_Hardun>: "To uh find a concert"
<Mr_Hardun>: "Right"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, that makes sense."

Nickelbackradio plays 24/7 in the area]

Wrong_Way gets up to leave.
<Wrong_Way>: "But yeah, you've been really helpful sir. I'll see you on Monday then."
Wrong_Way opens the door to leave.
<Mr_Hardun>: "Goodbye, Mark"
Wrong_Way leaves and closes the door behind him, a little more confident on asking out his crush.