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The Adventure Of The Francis

Dr. Eggman and Donkey Kong were out for a wrapped with pain Valentine's walk somewhere off the coast of the jersey shore watching Watamote and masturbating. As they went, Donkey Kong rested his hand on Dr. Eggman's everything. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so horrendious, Dr. Eggman was filled with murderous dread.

"Do you suppose it's blessed by the name of our one and only savior Jesus Christ here?" he asked horribly.

"You negative silly," Donkey Kong said, tickling Dr. Eggman with his drawing of ganondorf wearing a salmon suit. "It's completely worthy of the judgment of the lord of darkness."

Just then, an incorrect Francis leapt out from behind a Seinfeld Season 1 DVD Boxset and touched Donkey Kong in the feces. "Aaargh!" Donkey Kong screamed.

Things looked angry. But Dr. Eggman, although he was probably false, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an old computer found outside with an active hornet's nest in it and, like a youtube comment from 2007, beat the Francis angrily until it ran off. "That will teach you to touch innocent people."

Then he clasped Donkey Kong close. Donkey Kong was bleeding using their disfigured hands. "My darling," Dr. Eggman said, and pressed his lips to Donkey Kong's entire body.

"I love you," Donkey Kong said with just enough willpower, and expired in Dr. Eggman's arms.

Dr. Eggman never loved again.