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Isn't It Romantic (2019)

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  3. <i>♪ Pretty woman ♪</i>
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  7. <i>♪ Walkin' down the street ♪</i>
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  11. <i>♪ Pretty woman ♪</i>
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  15. <i>♪ The kind I like to meet ♪</i>
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  19. <i>♪ Pretty woman ♪</i>
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  23. <i>♪ I don't believe you ♪</i>
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  27. <i>♪ You're not the truth ♪</i>
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  31. <i>♪ No one could look as good as you... ♪</i>
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  35. <i>Don't you knock?</i>
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  39. <i>Vivian, I'm gonna be in town until Sunday.
  40. I'd like you to spend the week with me.</i>
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  44. <i>Holy shit!</i>
  45.  
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  48. <i>♪ Pretty woman... ♪</i>
  49.  
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  52. <i>Could you send up</i>
  53. <i>some champagne and strawberries, please?</i>
  54.  
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  56. 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:51,552
  57. <i>Vivian?</i>
  58.  
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  61. <i>Vivian, is that a yes?</i>
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  65. <i>Yes.</i>
  66.  
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  69. - <i>Yes.</i>
  70. <i>- I'll be gone most of the day.</i>
  71.  
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  74. Wake up, Natalie. It's just a movie.
  75.  
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  78. Forget about men.
  79.  
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  82. Forget about love.
  83.  
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  86. In real life,
  87. girls like us don't get that.
  88.  
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  90. 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,198
  91. Why?
  92.  
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  95. Well, look in the mirror, darl.
  96. We're no Julia Roberts.
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  100. We're not?
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  104. That woman has got a million-dollar smile.
  105.  
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  108. She's got a gorgeous mane of hair.
  109.  
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  112. Okay, she might not have
  113. to bleach her mustache,
  114.  
  115. 28
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  117. but she hasn't even got room
  118. for a mustache.
  119.  
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  122. She's got a tiny little space here.
  123.  
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  126. They'll never make a movie
  127. about girls like us.
  128.  
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  131. - You know why?
  132. - Why?
  133.  
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  136. Because it would be so sad.
  137.  
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  140. They'd have to sprinkle Prozac
  141. on the popcorn
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  145. or people would kill themselves.
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  149. You see, Natalie, love's not a fairytale.
  150. There's no happy endings.
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  154. - There is always gonna be a happy ending.
  155. - No, darling.
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  159. Someone might marry you for a visa,
  160. that's about it.
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  164. <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>
  165.  
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  168. <i>♪ She's walkin' back to me ♪</i>
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  172. <i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>
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  176. <i>♪ Pretty woman ♪</i>
  177.  
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  180. Phew.
  181.  
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  184. Oh, Baxter, I need those. Hey.
  185.  
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  188. Baxter? Pyeow!
  189.  
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  192. Roll over. Play dead.
  193.  
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  196. Come here.
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  200. Aah!
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  204. Morning kiss for Mummy?
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  208. Baxter?
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  212. Oh, hi, Donny.
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  216. Some girl taped this love note to my door.
  217. "To Big D."
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  221. I think it's one of the many girls
  222. that are obsessed with you.
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  226. Yeah, all... all right,
  227. I'll give it to my secretary.
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  231. - Thanks.
  232. - Oh, you have a secre--
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  236. - Stop the cart!
  237. - What?
  238.  
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  241. - Stop it with your body!
  242. - Me?
  243.  
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  246. - Do it!
  247. - No, I can't!
  248.  
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  251. - My cart is valuable!
  252. - I can't!
  253.  
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  256. Stop the cart!
  257.  
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  260. Wow!
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  264. You're built like a cement truck.
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  268. Yeah. Thank you.
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  272. That's what all the guys say.
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  276. Hey, Nat, do me a favor,
  277. throw this away for me. I'm so busy.
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  281. Uh, I'm kind of... busy too,
  282. but yeah, yeah.
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  286. Natalie, the 3D printer is down.
  287. Can you call the IT guy?
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  291. Donna, you know, technically
  292. you're the office manager, right?
  293.  
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  296. I do. Tell him
  297. it's not even turning on now.
  298.  
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  301. You're the best.
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  305. Morning, Whit.
  306.  
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  309. - Hey.
  310. - Morning, boss.
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  314. - Is he here yet?
  315. - No, not yet.
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  319. You're gonna kill
  320. the Lewis pitch this morning.
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  324. Okay, uh, I don't know
  325. whether I'm fully ready, but...
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  329. Oh, no, I haven't...
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  333. - Whoa. Hold that thought, he's here.
  334. - Maybe I shouldn't--
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  338. That's our new client?
  339.  
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  342. Why is he so beautiful?
  343.  
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  346. He's, like, CW hot.
  347.  
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  350. I just suddenly got the urge to catcall.
  351.  
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  354. Like, I... I don't whistle,
  355. but I just, like, wanna...
  356.  
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  359. Guys, please don't objectify
  360. the men in this office.
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  364. Okay, I won't stand for it.
  365.  
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  368. So, you gonna pitch in there?
  369.  
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  372. I do-- I don't know.
  373.  
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  376. No one really cares
  377. about the parking garages.
  378.  
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  381. Mm-mm.
  382.  
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  385. No, no, no, no. You are not
  386. chickening out. It's a good idea.
  387.  
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  390. I don't know. Sometimes
  391. when I go into the big meetings,
  392.  
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  395. they just cut me off
  396. and I don't get my ideas out right,
  397.  
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  400. and everyone just thinks
  401. I'm the coffee bitch.
  402.  
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  405. Which is unfair,
  406. 'cause sometimes I bring donuts as well.
  407.  
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  410. Maybe I could just e-mail it.
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  414. Oh, yeah, you're right,
  415. you could just e-mail it.
  416.  
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  419. That's a good idea,
  420. you should just sit down,
  421.  
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  423. 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,318
  424. not go in the big meeting,
  425.  
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  427. 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,111
  428. not present all your hard work.
  429.  
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  432. 'Cause that would be awful, right?
  433.  
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  436. - Josh!
  437. - Everyone loving your great work,
  438.  
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  440. 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:26,201
  441. possibly getting a pay raise...
  442.  
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  445. everyone's respect.
  446.  
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  449. Everyone would be like,
  450. "Wow, Natalie,
  451.  
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  454. we love your idea!
  455.  
  456. 104
  457. 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,292
  458. We're gonna give you
  459. all the money in the world!"
  460.  
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  463. Josh, stop being such an idiot!
  464.  
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  467. You're the most formidable
  468. architect in this firm.
  469.  
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  472. Oh, people are listening!
  473.  
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  476. Natalie?
  477.  
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  480. You gonna join us
  481. for our professional meeting?
  482.  
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  485. Yes, erm... Yes, I am, sorry.
  486.  
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  489. Kill it, Nat!
  490.  
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  493. Sorry about that. Excuse me.
  494.  
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  497. Oh, thanks, hon.
  498.  
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  501. - Oh, no, that's mi--
  502. - Mm!
  503.  
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  506. Oh, goddamn it.
  507.  
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  509. 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,532
  510. Who puts whipped cream in a coffee?
  511.  
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  514. Do you mind?
  515. I'll just have a normal coffee. Thanks.
  516.  
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  519. I'm not an assistant, so...
  520.  
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  523. Archi-- Architect. I'm ju--
  524.  
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  527. Yeah, er... But, erm...
  528.  
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  531. I'm also a team player and...
  532.  
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  535. I'd be very happy
  536. to get you another coffee.
  537.  
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  540. That'd be great.
  541.  
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  544. Um, be right back, everyone.
  545.  
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  548. Miss, yo?
  549.  
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  552. Yo?
  553.  
  554. 127
  555. 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,319
  556. Dropped your glasses. Here you go.
  557.  
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  560. - Thank you.
  561. - I'm cheesing really hard.
  562.  
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  565. Are you-- Oh!
  566.  
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  569. - Come on!
  570. - Very sorry.
  571.  
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  574. So, it's not like I thought I was gonna be
  575. the star of the meeting, or anything.
  576.  
  577. 132
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  579. Like, I'm not that good.
  580.  
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  582. 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:56,416
  583. But even if I see him again,
  584. a guy like that, I'm just invisible to.
  585.  
  586. 134
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  588. - What do you mean, a guy like that?
  589. - You know, a nice guy with a nice life.
  590.  
  591. 135
  592. 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,797
  593. I'm a nice guy. I see you.
  594.  
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  597. I've got a nice life.
  598.  
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  600. 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,093
  601. I do. I have a hybrid.
  602.  
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  605. Yeah, I know. I know.
  606.  
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  609. No, you know what I mean.
  610. Like, super rich,
  611.  
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  613. 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:14,935
  614. like, super successful, a super hunky guy.
  615.  
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  618. I'm just extra invisible
  619. to a guy like that, you know?
  620.  
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  623. Yeah, got it.
  624.  
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  627. You know, even if he noticed you,
  628. you wouldn't notice him noticing you.
  629.  
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  632. What does that mean?
  633.  
  634. 145
  635. 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:32,744
  636. It means that you're... you're blind
  637. to love. You don't even see it.
  638.  
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  641. - No, I'm not. I just--
  642. - Yeah.
  643.  
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  646. I don't need love.
  647.  
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  649. 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:38,583
  650. - What?
  651. - You just busted through
  652.  
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  655. that potential new couple back there.
  656.  
  657. 150
  658. 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,004
  659. Yeah, they were about to have a moment,
  660.  
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  663. that spark was there,
  664.  
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  667. and you lowered your shoulder
  668. and plowed through 'em like a linebacker.
  669.  
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  672. Stop being an idiot, all right?
  673.  
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  676. - Oh. Have you been working out?
  677. - I have, yeah.
  678.  
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  681. - That's quite hard. Yeah.
  682. - Yeah. I've got an ab-blaster.
  683.  
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  686. Hey, Whitney,
  687. can you get me the... Whit?
  688.  
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  691. Whit?
  692.  
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  695. Um... Can you maybe stop watching
  696. full-length feature films in the office
  697.  
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  700. and just, like, do your job and assist me?
  701.  
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  704. Yes, okay.
  705.  
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  708. There are only, like, 43 minutes left,
  709.  
  710. 162
  711. 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,805
  712. so maybe I'll just stop when it's over
  713. and then do it.
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  717. I don't know how it ends.
  718. Do they end up together?
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  720. 164
  721. 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:40,228
  722. This movie ends
  723. like all stupid rom-coms do.
  724.  
  725. 165
  726. 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:43,773
  727. The girl gets the guy, and then, finally,
  728. that's what makes her happy.
  729.  
  730. 166
  731. 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,067
  732. - Pyeow!
  733. - And what's wrong with that?
  734.  
  735. 167
  736. 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,570
  737. Because she should be happy
  738. with other things in her life,
  739.  
  740. 168
  741. 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:51,114
  742. like her great career
  743. that she's worked hard for.
  744.  
  745. 169
  746. 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,116
  747. It's a romantic comedy.
  748.  
  749. 170
  750. 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,075
  751. They're the best.
  752.  
  753. 171
  754. 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,994
  755. I mean, life can be so sad.
  756.  
  757. 172
  758. 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,330
  759. I try to wake up smiling, then
  760. I turn on the news and I'm like...
  761.  
  762. 173
  763. 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:02,584
  764. And then I turn on
  765. <i>Sweet Home Alabama</i> and I'm like...
  766.  
  767. 174
  768. 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,921
  769. I mean, have you seen that movie?
  770. It's literally a masterpiece.
  771.  
  772. 175
  773. 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,715
  774. Masterpiece of shit.
  775.  
  776. 176
  777. 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:11,634
  778. Whitney, all those movies are lies,
  779. set to terrible pop songs.
  780.  
  781. 177
  782. 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,845
  783. I love those songs.
  784. And those movies are not lies.
  785.  
  786. 178
  787. 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:14,971
  788. Ah, yes, they are.
  789.  
  790. 179
  791. 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,557
  792. People waking up in bed
  793. with full hair and makeup.
  794.  
  795. 180
  796. 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,017
  797. It's so unrealistic.
  798.  
  799. 181
  800. 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,270
  801. Every time someone puts on a pair
  802. of pants, it turns into a whole montage.
  803.  
  804. 182
  805. 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,105
  806. Yeah, 'cause trying on clothes is fun.
  807.  
  808. 183
  809. 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,148
  810. For you.
  811.  
  812. 184
  813. 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,984
  814. Yeah, what about how
  815. there's always, like, some main chick,
  816.  
  817. 185
  818. 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,319
  819. and she's super clumsy.
  820.  
  821. 186
  822. 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,154
  823. She's always like... "Oh! Whoops!"
  824.  
  825. 187
  826. 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,865
  827. And everyone goes, "She's so charming."
  828.  
  829. 188
  830. 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,994
  831. No. In real life, people'd think
  832. she had muscular dystrophy.
  833.  
  834. 189
  835. 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,913
  836. Your flaws are what make you beautiful.
  837.  
  838. 190
  839. 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:43,666
  840. Uh, your flaws are what make you ugly.
  841. That's why they're called flaws.
  842.  
  843. 191
  844. 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,376
  845. And then, like, in those movies,
  846.  
  847. 192
  848. 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,295
  849. when there are two women
  850. in the same workplace,
  851.  
  852. 193
  853. 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,922
  854. they have to be, like, mortal enemies.
  855.  
  856. 194
  857. 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:51,382
  858. Look at us. Like, I love you,
  859. I think you're the best.
  860.  
  861. 195
  862. 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,844
  863. The idea that two women
  864. can't root for each other at work
  865.  
  866. 196
  867. 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:55,929
  868. is just disgusting.
  869.  
  870. 197
  871. 00:09:56,554 --> 00:10:00,850
  872. And apparently, there's no HR at any
  873. of those businesses in rom-com world,
  874.  
  875. 198
  876. 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,977
  877. because there's no diversity,
  878.  
  879. 199
  880. 00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:05,605
  881. and people are always
  882. boning their co-workers.
  883.  
  884. 200
  885. 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,817
  886. Oh, and don't even get me started
  887. about the cliché gay best friend
  888.  
  889. 201
  890. 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:12,821
  891. whose sole purpose in the story
  892. is just to help the main hot chick.
  893.  
  894. 202
  895. 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,531
  896. And, like, does he have a job?
  897.  
  898. 203
  899. 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,450
  900. Like, what's going on in his life?
  901. Who cares?
  902.  
  903. 204
  904. 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,577
  905. It's so insulting, don't you think?
  906.  
  907. 205
  908. 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:22,163
  909. And then they always have
  910. some stupid voiceover
  911.  
  912. 206
  913. 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,499
  914. that comes on to tell you
  915. what you're supposed to think.
  916.  
  917. 207
  918. 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:26,668
  919. You know what I think? Act better.
  920.  
  921. 208
  922. 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,503
  923. For someone who hates romantic comedies,
  924.  
  925. 209
  926. 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,755
  927. you have certainly
  928. thought about this a lot.
  929.  
  930. 210
  931. 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,423
  932. Okay, don't wait for me.
  933.  
  934. 211
  935. 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:35,260
  936. What about how,
  937. at the end of those rom-coms,
  938.  
  939. 212
  940. 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:38,721
  941. they always do this stupid, like,
  942. slow motion running sequence?
  943.  
  944. 213
  945. 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,599
  946. Aah! Aah!
  947.  
  948. 214
  949. 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,602
  950. And, like, they're trying to break up
  951. a wedding or get their lover back.
  952.  
  953. 215
  954. 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,728
  955. Well, guess what?
  956.  
  957. 216
  958. 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,313
  959. He doesn't love you.
  960.  
  961. 217
  962. 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,691
  963. That's why he's not currently with you
  964. or marrying you.
  965.  
  966. 218
  967. 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,402
  968. He does love you,
  969. and he's there to complete you.
  970.  
  971. 219
  972. 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,238
  973. Mind if I come in?
  974. What are we talkin' about?
  975.  
  976. 220
  977. 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,408
  978. Natalie's been saying
  979. that romantic comedies are bad.
  980.  
  981. 221
  982. 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,617
  983. For three hours.
  984.  
  985. 222
  986. 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:00,869
  987. Yeah, 'cause they're toxic.
  988.  
  989. 223
  990. 00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:02,495
  991. Are you kidding me?
  992.  
  993. 224
  994. 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,706
  995. Have you seen <i>Notting Hill?</i>
  996.  
  997. 225
  998. 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,457
  999. Have you seen <i>13 Going on 30?</i>
  1000.  
  1001. 226
  1002. 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,377
  1003. I put those
  1004. in my high school time capsule.
  1005.  
  1006. 227
  1007. 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,671
  1008. - This is a man, I love this man.
  1009. - That and my hacky sack.
  1010.  
  1011. 228
  1012. 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,423
  1013. You two are so soft.
  1014.  
  1015. 229
  1016. 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,050
  1017. You know, she just, uh...
  1018. She hates happy endings.
  1019.  
  1020. 230
  1021. 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,052
  1022. Because it's not the end.
  1023.  
  1024. 231
  1025. 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:21,598
  1026. They stop it there because
  1027. what happens next is, like, really shit.
  1028.  
  1029. 232
  1030. 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,308
  1031. Nobody'll wanna see that.
  1032.  
  1033. 233
  1034. 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,393
  1035. It's unhealthy for little girls
  1036. to watch that stuff
  1037.  
  1038. 234
  1039. 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,978
  1040. and think that's how life's gonna be.
  1041.  
  1042. 235
  1043. 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:31,858
  1044. I think it's nice to be reminded of how
  1045. beautiful and full of love life can be.
  1046.  
  1047. 236
  1048. 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:32,775
  1049. Nope.
  1050.  
  1051. 237
  1052. 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,654
  1053. Hey, so I know you hate it, but it is...
  1054.  
  1055. 238
  1056. 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,907
  1057. <i>♪ Karaoke night ♪</i>
  1058.  
  1059. 239
  1060. 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,200
  1061. <i>♪ Tonight ♪</i>
  1062.  
  1063. 240
  1064. 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,911
  1065. - When? Uh...
  1066. - Tonight. Would you like to come?
  1067.  
  1068. 241
  1069. 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,330
  1070. Or we could do something
  1071. less embarrassing,
  1072.  
  1073. 242
  1074. 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,540
  1075. like trampoline nude in public?
  1076.  
  1077. 243
  1078. 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:48,875
  1079. Okay, well...
  1080.  
  1081. 244
  1082. 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:50,960
  1083. could've just said no.
  1084.  
  1085. 245
  1086. 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,265
  1087. Um, can I just...
  1088. just quickly tell you one more thing
  1089.  
  1090. 246
  1091. 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:06,142
  1092. that romantic comedies have taught me?
  1093.  
  1094. 247
  1095. 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,186
  1096. - No. No!
  1097. - Come on.
  1098.  
  1099. 248
  1100. 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,021
  1101. Listen to me.
  1102.  
  1103. 249
  1104. 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,648
  1105. - What?
  1106. - You're friendzoning Josh.
  1107.  
  1108. 250
  1109. 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,691
  1110. No I'm not. No. No, no, no.
  1111.  
  1112. 251
  1113. 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,693
  1114. No, Josh doesn't like me like that.
  1115.  
  1116. 252
  1117. 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,945
  1118. You sure about that?
  1119.  
  1120. 253
  1121. 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:17,987
  1122. Yeah, I'm sure.
  1123.  
  1124. 254
  1125. 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,906
  1126. Do you know how many times
  1127. a day I catch him
  1128.  
  1129. 255
  1130. 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,076
  1131. gawking at that half-dressed model
  1132. out there?
  1133.  
  1134. 256
  1135. 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,871
  1136. You know, she's like,
  1137. "Ooh. Look, I'm so sexy.
  1138.  
  1139. 257
  1140. 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,250
  1141. I just want a man to buy me a salad. Ooh!"
  1142.  
  1143. 258
  1144. 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:33,836
  1145. You know, but I don't have that,
  1146. so that's fine. You know?
  1147.  
  1148. 259
  1149. 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:38,132
  1150. I think people would have
  1151. an easier time seeing you, Natalie,
  1152.  
  1153. 260
  1154. 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,676
  1155. if you were a little more open.
  1156.  
  1157. 261
  1158. 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:21,509
  1159. <i>Ladies and gentlemen, t</i>
  1160. <i>he train approaching does not stop here.</i>
  1161.  
  1162. 262
  1163. 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,678
  1164. <i>Please stand back from the platform edge.</i>
  1165.  
  1166. 263
  1167. 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,388
  1168. Oh, hey.
  1169.  
  1170. 264
  1171. 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,223
  1172. You get off here too?
  1173.  
  1174. 265
  1175. 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,766
  1176. Oh. Hi.
  1177.  
  1178. 266
  1179. 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,059
  1180. I'm Jack.
  1181.  
  1182. 267
  1183. 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,645
  1184. Natalie. Uh, Nat, like the bug.
  1185.  
  1186. 268
  1187. 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:33,980
  1188. That's funny.
  1189.  
  1190. 269
  1191. 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,151
  1192. Give me the purse!
  1193.  
  1194. 270
  1195. 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,278
  1196. - My purse!
  1197. - Come on, give it to me!
  1198.  
  1199. 271
  1200. 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,157
  1201. Come on! Give it!
  1202.  
  1203. 272
  1204. 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,162
  1205. Bitch!
  1206.  
  1207. 273
  1208. 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,165
  1209. Oh! Come on, I've got three kids to feed!
  1210.  
  1211. 274
  1212. 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,666
  1213. You look like you've known struggle.
  1214.  
  1215. 275
  1216. 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,127
  1217. Can you help me out? Please?
  1218.  
  1219. 276
  1220. 00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,922
  1221. Ha ha, sucker! I don't even have any kids.
  1222.  
  1223. 277
  1224. 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,260
  1225. Why does this shit always happen to me?
  1226.  
  1227. 278
  1228. 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,541
  1229. Wow. You took quite a spill.
  1230.  
  1231. 279
  1232. 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,336
  1233. Uh, no. Um...
  1234.  
  1235. 280
  1236. 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,424
  1237. I got mugged by this childless sociopath.
  1238.  
  1239. 281
  1240. 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,009
  1241. We need to call the police,
  1242.  
  1243. 282
  1244. 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,720
  1245. and maybe I should do a sketch,
  1246. so I just--
  1247.  
  1248. 283
  1249. 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,765
  1250. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
  1251. Okay, just slow down, lovely.
  1252.  
  1253. 284
  1254. 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,060
  1255. Where am I?
  1256.  
  1257. 285
  1258. 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,603
  1259. You're in the emergency room.
  1260.  
  1261. 286
  1262. 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:58,856
  1263. This isn't an emergency room,
  1264. this is a Williams-Sonoma.
  1265.  
  1266. 287
  1267. 00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,484
  1268. Okay, sit back, relax.
  1269.  
  1270. 288
  1271. 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:02,902
  1272. Just let me examine you.
  1273.  
  1274. 289
  1275. 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,071
  1276. Okay.
  1277.  
  1278. 290
  1279. 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,201
  1280. Oh, dear.
  1281.  
  1282. 291
  1283. 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,411
  1284. What's wrong?
  1285.  
  1286. 292
  1287. 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,204
  1288. Well, it's your eyes.
  1289.  
  1290. 293
  1291. 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,872
  1292. You're quite beautiful.
  1293.  
  1294. 294
  1295. 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,250
  1296. Did I die?
  1297.  
  1298. 295
  1299. 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:21,337
  1300. You are, like, way too hot to be a doctor,
  1301. and saying really creepy things to me.
  1302.  
  1303. 296
  1304. 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,464
  1305. I am so enjoying my time with you.
  1306.  
  1307. 297
  1308. 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,591
  1309. - Why?
  1310. - Yeah.
  1311.  
  1312. 298
  1313. 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:26,843
  1314. Wait. I know what's going on.
  1315.  
  1316. 299
  1317. 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,344
  1318. You're working with that subway guy.
  1319.  
  1320. 300
  1321. 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,055
  1322. First he knocks me out,
  1323. and then you try to steal my kidneys!
  1324.  
  1325. 301
  1326. 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,724
  1327. - What?
  1328. - Security! Please, I need help!
  1329.  
  1330. 302
  1331. 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,059
  1332. Well, if you really wanna leave,
  1333.  
  1334. 303
  1335. 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,687
  1336. I'm sorry to say that your clothes
  1337. were completely ruined.
  1338.  
  1339. 304
  1340. 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,898
  1341. But don't worry. We picked some things out
  1342. from the lost and found for you.
  1343.  
  1344. 305
  1345. 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,952
  1346. Josh, um, can you call me?
  1347.  
  1348. 306
  1349. 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,745
  1350. I was mugged and I don't...
  1351.  
  1352. 307
  1353. 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,290
  1354. I don't know,
  1355. maybe I was harvested for my eggs.
  1356.  
  1357. 308
  1358. 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,459
  1359. I don't know.
  1360. Please, um, just call me back, okay?
  1361.  
  1362. 309
  1363. 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,878
  1364. Hey, pretty woman.
  1365.  
  1366. 310
  1367. 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,421
  1368. Good morning.
  1369.  
  1370. 311
  1371. 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:04,839
  1372. Oh.
  1373.  
  1374. 312
  1375. 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,220
  1376. Love your outfit.
  1377.  
  1378. 313
  1379. 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:12,847
  1380. Very chic.
  1381.  
  1382. 314
  1383. 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,899
  1384. This is really weird.
  1385.  
  1386. 315
  1387. 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,942
  1388. <i>- ♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪</i>
  1389. - Oh!
  1390.  
  1391. 316
  1392. 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:30,490
  1393. - Good God! Are you okay?
  1394. - Aaah!
  1395.  
  1396. 317
  1397. 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,992
  1398. You... What the...
  1399.  
  1400. 318
  1401. 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,368
  1402. I am so sorry.
  1403.  
  1404. 319
  1405. 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,537
  1406. My driver was probably distracted by you.
  1407.  
  1408. 320
  1409. 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,082
  1410. Wow, you're...
  1411. you're quite beguiling, aren't you?
  1412.  
  1413. 321
  1414. 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,084
  1415. Why are you now Australian?
  1416.  
  1417. 322
  1418. 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,879
  1419. - I'm Australian, so it comes out that way.
  1420. - No, no, no.
  1421.  
  1422. 323
  1423. 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,881
  1424. You weren't Australian this morning
  1425.  
  1426. 324
  1427. 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,342
  1428. when you saw my cup of whipped cream
  1429. with a dollop of coffee.
  1430.  
  1431. 325
  1432. 00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,636
  1433. I find it impossible to believe
  1434. that we've met before
  1435.  
  1436. 326
  1437. 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,222
  1438. - and I don't remember you.
  1439. - Oh, what's going on?
  1440.  
  1441. 327
  1442. 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:55,932
  1443. Are you okay?
  1444.  
  1445. 328
  1446. 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,850
  1447. No! Don't you smell what's happening?
  1448.  
  1449. 329
  1450. 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,977
  1451. New York doesn't smell like shit anymore.
  1452.  
  1453. 330
  1454. 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,771
  1455. Everything smells like lavender.
  1456.  
  1457. 331
  1458. 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,356
  1459. I think you might have hit your head.
  1460.  
  1461. 332
  1462. 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,692
  1463. Why don't we check you in at the doctor,
  1464. maybe? Or just take you home?
  1465.  
  1466. 333
  1467. 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,945
  1468. Something is really wrong.
  1469.  
  1470. 334
  1471. 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,488
  1472. Okay, well, why don't you, um...
  1473.  
  1474. 335
  1475. 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,366
  1476. Why don't you let me take you home?
  1477. I'm not gonna hurt you.
  1478.  
  1479. 336
  1480. 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:15,284
  1481. Let's... Let's get you home, though.
  1482.  
  1483. 337
  1484. 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,119
  1485. I'll give you a ride, okay?
  1486.  
  1487. 338
  1488. 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,499
  1489. Champagne and strawberries.
  1490.  
  1491. 339
  1492. 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,877
  1493. Dom Pérignon once said
  1494. it was like tasting the stars.
  1495.  
  1496. 340
  1497. 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,754
  1498. Did you know he was a monk?
  1499.  
  1500. 341
  1501. 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:29,715
  1502. And we're here.
  1503.  
  1504. 342
  1505. 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,134
  1506. What? How...
  1507. how did we get here so fast?
  1508.  
  1509. 343
  1510. 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,803
  1511. That was, like, 18 seconds.
  1512.  
  1513. 344
  1514. 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,688
  1515. Someone's really cleaned up the street.
  1516.  
  1517. 345
  1518. 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,150
  1519. Those wedding dresses.
  1520.  
  1521. 346
  1522. 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,944
  1523. Those weren't there before.
  1524.  
  1525. 347
  1526. 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,655
  1527. And who put all these flowers everywhere?
  1528.  
  1529. 348
  1530. 00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,991
  1531. Ooh, bless you.
  1532.  
  1533. 349
  1534. 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,368
  1535. Oh, doubles, double blessings.
  1536.  
  1537. 350
  1538. 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,787
  1539. Oh, three times! That's lucky.
  1540.  
  1541. 351
  1542. 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:00,955
  1543. Oh, I'm allergic.
  1544.  
  1545. 352
  1546. 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,416
  1547. You sure I can't get you something?
  1548. Maybe a hanky or a tissue?
  1549.  
  1550. 353
  1551. 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,793
  1552. I think I just, erm... I need to lie down.
  1553.  
  1554. 354
  1555. 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,254
  1556. I'll be...
  1557. I'll be totally fine then.
  1558.  
  1559. 355
  1560. 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,880
  1561. - Okay.
  1562. - Erm... Uh...
  1563.  
  1564. 356
  1565. 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:10,965
  1566. Thank you, I just...
  1567.  
  1568. 357
  1569. 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,594
  1570. I have no idea
  1571. why you're being so nice to me. I just...
  1572.  
  1573. 358
  1574. 00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:18,014
  1575. I don't get it, but thanks.
  1576.  
  1577. 359
  1578. 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:19,849
  1579. Well, erm...
  1580.  
  1581. 360
  1582. 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,101
  1583. Hold on a second.
  1584.  
  1585. 361
  1586. 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,066
  1587. If you need anything,
  1588.  
  1589. 362
  1590. 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,067
  1591. anything at all...
  1592.  
  1593. 363
  1594. 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,281
  1595. don't hesitate to...
  1596.  
  1597. 364
  1598. 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,368
  1599. give me a call on my cellular...
  1600.  
  1601. 365
  1602. 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,454
  1603. telephone... device.
  1604.  
  1605. 366
  1606. 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,039
  1607. Yeah. That's my number.
  1608.  
  1609. 367
  1610. 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,125
  1611. That's very charming.
  1612.  
  1613. 368
  1614. 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:47,918
  1615. But you do realize there's, like...
  1616.  
  1617. 369
  1618. 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,173
  1619. 3.6 million permutations
  1620. of how this could go together?
  1621.  
  1622. 370
  1623. 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,175
  1624. But there's only one you, so...
  1625.  
  1626. 371
  1627. 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,136
  1628. Right. That doesn't really make sense.
  1629.  
  1630. 372
  1631. 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,973
  1632. Neither does the way
  1633. I'm feelin' about you right now.
  1634.  
  1635. 373
  1636. 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,183
  1637. But, uh...
  1638.  
  1639. 374
  1640. 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,393
  1641. That still doesn't change
  1642. the math, though.
  1643.  
  1644. 375
  1645. 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,937
  1646. Just to be clear, I cannot call you.
  1647.  
  1648. 376
  1649. 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,481
  1650. Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
  1651.  
  1652. 377
  1653. 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,607
  1654. No!
  1655.  
  1656. 378
  1657. 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:10,816
  1658. Call me!
  1659.  
  1660. 379
  1661. 00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:15,279
  1662. Josh, I'm not kidding, can you call me?
  1663.  
  1664. 380
  1665. 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,949
  1666. Did you set this all up
  1667. because I didn't go to karaoke with you?
  1668.  
  1669. 381
  1670. 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,682
  1671. Oh, sorry.
  1672.  
  1673. 382
  1674. 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:45,226
  1675. I just walked into the wrong apartment.
  1676. Leav-- Leaving.
  1677.  
  1678. 383
  1679. 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:46,894
  1680. Sorry.
  1681.  
  1682. 384
  1683. 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,042
  1684. Oh.
  1685.  
  1686. 385
  1687. 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,799
  1688. Thank you. These are lovely.
  1689.  
  1690. 386
  1691. 00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,095
  1692. Holy shit.
  1693.  
  1694. 387
  1695. 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:25,057
  1696. Okay, you can come out now...
  1697.  
  1698. 388
  1699. 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,184
  1700. Whatever reality show this is.
  1701.  
  1702. 389
  1703. 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,561
  1704. You guys win!
  1705.  
  1706. 390
  1707. 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,230
  1708. I'm gonna love it, not list it. Pfft.
  1709.  
  1710. 391
  1711. 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,567
  1712. Hello?
  1713.  
  1714. 392
  1715. 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,736
  1716. Baxter?
  1717.  
  1718. 393
  1719. 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,946
  1720. Baxter, come here, pups. Come here.
  1721.  
  1722. 394
  1723. 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,781
  1724. Is that you, Baxter?
  1725.  
  1726. 395
  1727. 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,284
  1728. Pyeoo!
  1729.  
  1730. 396
  1731. 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,832
  1732. You've never done that before.
  1733.  
  1734. 397
  1735. 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,337
  1736. - 911, what's your emergency?
  1737. <i>- Yeah.</i>
  1738.  
  1739. 398
  1740. 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,339
  1741. I've, erm, been robbed, sort of.
  1742.  
  1743. 399
  1744. 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,341
  1745. Someone's broken into my apartment
  1746.  
  1747. 400
  1748. 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,302
  1749. and... stretched it.
  1750.  
  1751. 401
  1752. 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,096
  1753. And they've taken everything and...
  1754.  
  1755. 402
  1756. 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,307
  1757. replaced it all with much nicer stuff.
  1758.  
  1759. 403
  1760. 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,476
  1761. Okay, ma'am,
  1762. this doesn't sound like an emergency.
  1763.  
  1764. 404
  1765. 00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,519
  1766. This sounds like you've got it together.
  1767.  
  1768. 405
  1769. 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,234
  1770. <i>Ma'am, are you there?</i>
  1771.  
  1772. 406
  1773. 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,820
  1774. This is every pair of shoes ever made.
  1775.  
  1776. 407
  1777. 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,948
  1778. I don't normally wear heels
  1779. because of the uneven weight distribution,
  1780.  
  1781. 408
  1782. 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,576
  1783. but these are incredible.
  1784.  
  1785. 409
  1786. 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,704
  1787. And they're... they're all in my size.
  1788.  
  1789. 410
  1790. 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,164
  1791. <i>So let me get this straight.</i>
  1792.  
  1793. 411
  1794. 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,374
  1795. Your emergency is that
  1796. your apartment is too big,
  1797.  
  1798. 412
  1799. 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,001
  1800. you have every shoe you could ever want,
  1801.  
  1802. 413
  1803. 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,753
  1804. and they all fit your cute feet.
  1805.  
  1806. 414
  1807. 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,797
  1808. - Yeah, exactly, that's what I--
  1809. - Bye.
  1810.  
  1811. 415
  1812. 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,387
  1813. - Why are we screaming?
  1814. - Donny!
  1815.  
  1816. 416
  1817. 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,014
  1818. How did you get in here?
  1819.  
  1820. 417
  1821. 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,476
  1822. Someone said "Gay Beetlejuice" three
  1823. times, and then I magically appeared.
  1824.  
  1825. 418
  1826. 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,936
  1827. How do you think I got in here?
  1828.  
  1829. 419
  1830. 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,439
  1831. With the key you gave me,
  1832. 'cause I'm your favorite neighbor.
  1833.  
  1834. 420
  1835. 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:56,690
  1836. Why are you talking like that?
  1837.  
  1838. 421
  1839. 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:58,609
  1840. Erm, talking like what?
  1841.  
  1842. 422
  1843. 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,444
  1844. Like an offensive version of a gay guy.
  1845.  
  1846. 423
  1847. 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:03,113
  1848. Miss Girl Thing Bouffant, please.
  1849.  
  1850. 424
  1851. 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,782
  1852. You sound and look like an alien
  1853.  
  1854. 425
  1855. 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,450
  1856. who's faking being gay.
  1857.  
  1858. 426
  1859. 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,993
  1860. Oh, my God!
  1861. Pop a Tic Tac and move it!
  1862.  
  1863. 427
  1864. 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,539
  1865. You've gotta get to work
  1866. to get crackin' on that big presentation!
  1867.  
  1868. 428
  1869. 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,749
  1870. - What presentation?
  1871. - Um, I don't know.
  1872.  
  1873. 429
  1874. 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,917
  1875. The big presentation.
  1876.  
  1877. 430
  1878. 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,086
  1879. Which is what my boyfriend calls me
  1880. in the sack, PS.
  1881.  
  1882. 431
  1883. 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,047
  1884. Okay, booch,
  1885. change out of whatever this is.
  1886.  
  1887. 432
  1888. 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:23,968
  1889. I'm gonna drop you off at the office
  1890. on the way to my no plans whatsoever!
  1891.  
  1892. 433
  1893. 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,512
  1894. Oh!
  1895.  
  1896. 434
  1897. 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,639
  1898. I love you so much.
  1899.  
  1900. 435
  1901. 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,392
  1902. Can you hear me when I say that?
  1903.  
  1904. 436
  1905. 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:32,726
  1906. How about now?
  1907.  
  1908. 437
  1909. 00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,353
  1910. <i>♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪</i>
  1911.  
  1912. 438
  1913. 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,688
  1914. <i>♪ Walkin' fast ♪</i>
  1915.  
  1916. 439
  1917. 00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,731
  1918. <i>♪ Faces pass and I'm homebound ♪</i>
  1919.  
  1920. 440
  1921. 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,526
  1922. Is this how you normally get to work?
  1923.  
  1924. 441
  1925. 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,278
  1926. Erm, if I had a job, yeah.
  1927.  
  1928. 442
  1929. 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,447
  1930. Are you gonna get a job?
  1931.  
  1932. 443
  1933. 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:50,911
  1934. <i>♪ 'Cause you know I'd walk
  1935. A thousand miles ♪</i>
  1936.  
  1937. 444
  1938. 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:54,707
  1939. <i>♪ If I could just see you ♪</i>
  1940.  
  1941. 445
  1942. 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,009
  1943. Hey, Nat. Let me lighten your load
  1944. and grab that for you.
  1945.  
  1946. 446
  1947. 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,886
  1948. Oh, uh, I wasn't fully done with that...
  1949.  
  1950. 447
  1951. 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,638
  1952. Hey, Natalie, your 3D printer
  1953. was running a little bit slow,
  1954.  
  1955. 448
  1956. 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,765
  1957. so I had IT come by
  1958. and step it up for you, you know?
  1959.  
  1960. 449
  1961. 00:23:11,849 --> 00:23:13,017
  1962. Just preventative maintenance.
  1963.  
  1964. 450
  1965. 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,518
  1966. Oh, you had something fixed for me.
  1967.  
  1968. 451
  1969. 00:23:14,602 --> 00:23:17,146
  1970. Yeah, I'm the office manager
  1971. and you're the star architect.
  1972.  
  1973. 452
  1974. 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,814
  1975. How else would it be, silly?
  1976.  
  1977. 453
  1978. 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,443
  1979. Oh, Whitney...
  1980.  
  1981. 454
  1982. 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,988
  1983. Oh, er... Wow, you look
  1984. really, really different.
  1985.  
  1986. 455
  1987. 00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,908
  1988. Erm, you have to explain to me
  1989. what on earth is going on here.
  1990.  
  1991. 456
  1992. 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:32,620
  1993. I don't have to explain shit to you.
  1994. I don't work for you.
  1995.  
  1996. 457
  1997. 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,915
  1998. Technically, you...
  1999. Actually, you're my assistant, so...
  2000.  
  2001. 458
  2002. 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,499
  2003. I know you, you know...
  2004.  
  2005. 459
  2006. 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:41,420
  2007. I don't like to say "I'm the boss!"
  2008. or anything, but, uh, you're my assistant.
  2009.  
  2010. 460
  2011. 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,131
  2012. That's literally the funniest thing
  2013. I've ever heard.
  2014.  
  2015. 461
  2016. 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,925
  2017. - What?
  2018. - Me working for you.
  2019.  
  2020. 462
  2021. 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,761
  2022. Let me put it in terms
  2023. that you can understand.
  2024.  
  2025. 463
  2026. 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:51,263
  2027. You're going down, bitch.
  2028.  
  2029. 464
  2030. 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:03,233
  2031. - Natalie!
  2032. - Oh!
  2033.  
  2034. 465
  2035. 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,653
  2036. Oh, I scared you so bad.
  2037.  
  2038. 466
  2039. 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,404
  2040. What's up? I got your message.
  2041.  
  2042. 467
  2043. 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:08,906
  2044. Thank God, you're still you.
  2045.  
  2046. 468
  2047. 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,741
  2048. Okay. Okay, normal.
  2049.  
  2050. 469
  2051. 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,576
  2052. Yep, yeah, normal Josh.
  2053.  
  2054. 470
  2055. 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,161
  2056. Okay, I really need your help.
  2057.  
  2058. 471
  2059. 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,246
  2060. What's goin' on?
  2061.  
  2062. 472
  2063. 00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,790
  2064. I got mugged last night.
  2065.  
  2066. 473
  2067. 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,541
  2068. And suddenly, my apartment is tits,
  2069.  
  2070. 474
  2071. 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,753
  2072. and my neighbor Donny is setting
  2073. gay rights back, like, a hundred years.
  2074.  
  2075. 475
  2076. 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,880
  2077. And Whitney is giving me
  2078. resting murder face.
  2079.  
  2080. 476
  2081. 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,006
  2082. Nat, are you okay?
  2083.  
  2084. 477
  2085. 00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:29,760
  2086. No, my dog is now clean
  2087. and guys look at me in the eyes.
  2088.  
  2089. 478
  2090. 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,805
  2091. - See?
  2092. - Hey, guys.
  2093.  
  2094. 479
  2095. 00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:35,307
  2096. I think that's a good thing though, right?
  2097.  
  2098. 480
  2099. 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:38,519
  2100. Uh... Maybe in theory, but this is
  2101. some kind of parallel universe.
  2102.  
  2103. 481
  2104. 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,396
  2105. This isn't our office.
  2106.  
  2107. 482
  2108. 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:41,897
  2109. Josh, it's not.
  2110.  
  2111. 483
  2112. 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,482
  2113. Look, it's not real.
  2114.  
  2115. 484
  2116. 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,317
  2117. I think I might be going crazy.
  2118.  
  2119. 485
  2120. 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:48,487
  2121. Hey, no.
  2122. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on.
  2123.  
  2124. 486
  2125. 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:53,826
  2126. Hey, it's okay.
  2127.  
  2128. 487
  2129. 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:57,037
  2130. You... You're a lot of things,
  2131. but you are not crazy.
  2132.  
  2133. 488
  2134. 00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,122
  2135. So...
  2136.  
  2137. 489
  2138. 00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,623
  2139. So you see it, too.
  2140.  
  2141. 490
  2142. 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,668
  2143. Oh! Yeah, thank God.
  2144.  
  2145. 491
  2146. 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,337
  2147. I think we should get out of here
  2148. before they bite us
  2149.  
  2150. 492
  2151. 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,923
  2152. - or impregnate us--
  2153. - Okay, yeah. Let's get you some air.
  2154.  
  2155. 493
  2156. 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,717
  2157. No one's gonna impregnate us. Come on.
  2158.  
  2159. 494
  2160. 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,762
  2161. See?
  2162. Doesn't this all feel really weird?
  2163.  
  2164. 495
  2165. 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:16,932
  2166. Okay, you have to calm down, okay?
  2167.  
  2168. 496
  2169. 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,309
  2170. Just... Just take a breath
  2171.  
  2172. 497
  2173. 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:21,228
  2174. of this sweet, sweet, New York air.
  2175.  
  2176. 498
  2177. 00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,984
  2178. Okay, you're still looking at me
  2179. like I'm crazy.
  2180.  
  2181. 499
  2182. 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:30,446
  2183. Please, just don't commit me
  2184. to some super beautiful insane asylum.
  2185.  
  2186. 500
  2187. 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,989
  2188. I don't think you're crazy.
  2189.  
  2190. 501
  2191. 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,116
  2192. But what you were telling me is...
  2193.  
  2194. 502
  2195. 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:36,368
  2196. a little cuckoo.
  2197.  
  2198. 503
  2199. 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,079
  2200. But since you are the one saying it,
  2201. I believe you.
  2202.  
  2203. 504
  2204. 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,581
  2205. - I'll help you, okay?
  2206. - Okay.
  2207.  
  2208. 505
  2209. 00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:41,790
  2210. Let's figure this out.
  2211.  
  2212. 506
  2213. 00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:44,793
  2214. All right, well, maybe if I retrace
  2215. my steps
  2216.  
  2217. 507
  2218. 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,212
  2219. from last night, we could...
  2220.  
  2221. 508
  2222. 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:49,173
  2223. Is that woman choking?
  2224.  
  2225. 509
  2226. 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,717
  2227. No, she's just being dramatic.
  2228.  
  2229. 510
  2230. 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,010
  2231. I choke all the time.
  2232.  
  2233. 511
  2234. 00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,470
  2235. You know when you put those candies
  2236.  
  2237. 512
  2238. 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,847
  2239. - in the back of your mouth and...
  2240. - Sh, sh, sh, sh.
  2241.  
  2242. 513
  2243. 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,224
  2244. Josh?
  2245.  
  2246. 514
  2247. 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,976
  2248. - Josh?
  2249. - Stand up, stand up.
  2250.  
  2251. 515
  2252. 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,144
  2253. Hey, Josh?
  2254.  
  2255. 516
  2256. 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:06,565
  2257. Is that really necessary?
  2258.  
  2259. 517
  2260. 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,778
  2261. Okay. She's okay.
  2262.  
  2263. 518
  2264. 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:18,827
  2265. Hi.
  2266.  
  2267. 519
  2268. 00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:20,412
  2269. Hi.
  2270.  
  2271. 520
  2272. 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,623
  2273. You saved my life.
  2274.  
  2275. 521
  2276. 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,374
  2277. I can't thank you enough.
  2278.  
  2279. 522
  2280. 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:26,835
  2281. Josh.
  2282.  
  2283. 523
  2284. 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:28,504
  2285. That is such a beautiful name.
  2286.  
  2287. 524
  2288. 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,090
  2289. Josssssh.
  2290.  
  2291. 525
  2292. 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:34,009
  2293. I like how you say it. Josh!
  2294.  
  2295. 526
  2296. 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,095
  2297. I don't know.
  2298. I think it's kinda... ordinary.
  2299.  
  2300. 527
  2301. 00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:37,054
  2302. No.
  2303.  
  2304. 528
  2305. 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,847
  2306. I love ordinary.
  2307.  
  2308. 529
  2309. 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:39,807
  2310. - You do?
  2311. - Yes.
  2312.  
  2313. 530
  2314. 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:42,017
  2315. Okay, well, I am a very ordinary guy.
  2316.  
  2317. 531
  2318. 00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:44,269
  2319. I am a seven across the board.
  2320.  
  2321. 532
  2322. 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,687
  2323. That's perfect.
  2324.  
  2325. 533
  2326. 00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,189
  2327. Oh, so...
  2328.  
  2329. 534
  2330. 00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:51,193
  2331. What do you do?
  2332. That's a thing an ordinary guy would ask.
  2333.  
  2334. 535
  2335. 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,653
  2336. I'm a yoga ambassador.
  2337.  
  2338. 536
  2339. 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:54,363
  2340. Namaste.
  2341.  
  2342. 537
  2343. 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,280
  2344. Namaste.
  2345.  
  2346. 538
  2347. 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:58,033
  2348. But my real job is...
  2349. I'm a swimsuit model.
  2350.  
  2351. 539
  2352. 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:01,120
  2353. - That makes sense.
  2354. - But really, I'm a role model.
  2355.  
  2356. 540
  2357. 00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:03,831
  2358. Because I believe in giving back
  2359. to the underprivileged.
  2360.  
  2361. 541
  2362. 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:05,207
  2363. I'm underprivileged.
  2364.  
  2365. 542
  2366. 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,751
  2367. - All right! Oh! Oh, hey!
  2368. - You're so...
  2369.  
  2370. 543
  2371. 00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,086
  2372. - Hey!
  2373. - You're so funny!
  2374.  
  2375. 544
  2376. 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,464
  2377. Oh, oh. Sorry. Hey.
  2378. This is my best friend, Natalie.
  2379.  
  2380. 545
  2381. 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:13,966
  2382. Natalie, this is...
  2383.  
  2384. 546
  2385. 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,009
  2386. - Isabella Stone.
  2387. - You're from the...
  2388.  
  2389. 547
  2390. 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,427
  2391. - Hi.
  2392. - You're from the billboard.
  2393.  
  2394. 548
  2395. 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,429
  2396. - You are?
  2397. - You are from the billboard.
  2398.  
  2399. 549
  2400. 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:21,890
  2401. - So who are you?
  2402. - Natalie.
  2403.  
  2404. 550
  2405. 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,350
  2406. Good to meet you. Um, I... I...
  2407.  
  2408. 551
  2409. 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,436
  2410. I don't...
  2411. I can't believe I'm gonna do this, but...
  2412.  
  2413. 552
  2414. 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,731
  2415. Would a man like you ever...
  2416.  
  2417. 553
  2418. 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,775
  2419. have a drink with a girl like me?
  2420.  
  2421. 554
  2422. 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,029
  2423. Oh, let me think about it.
  2424.  
  2425. 555
  2426. 00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,700
  2427. Yes. I will meet you back at the office.
  2428.  
  2429. 556
  2430. 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:40,826
  2431. - Really?
  2432. - Yeah.
  2433.  
  2434. 557
  2435. 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:41,994
  2436. - Wait.
  2437. - Okay, great.
  2438.  
  2439. 558
  2440. 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,078
  2441. - Let me get my bag.
  2442. - Josh.
  2443.  
  2444. 559
  2445. 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:44,997
  2446. - Technically, you almost died.
  2447. - Yeah, I did.
  2448.  
  2449. 560
  2450. 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,166
  2451. - You saved me.
  2452. - Josh? Josh? We have to make the plan.
  2453.  
  2454. 561
  2455. 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:48,959
  2456. I just wanna make sure she's okay.
  2457.  
  2458. 562
  2459. 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,043
  2460. She's fine.
  2461.  
  2462. 563
  2463. 00:27:50,127 --> 00:27:52,045
  2464. She... She's laughing, she's fine.
  2465.  
  2466. 564
  2467. 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,756
  2468. Yeah, and also, you don't know her.
  2469.  
  2470. 565
  2471. 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,968
  2472. Why not be open to something new, right?
  2473.  
  2474. 566
  2475. 00:27:58,677 --> 00:27:59,678
  2476. See ya.
  2477.  
  2478. 567
  2479. 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,474
  2480. Er... er...
  2481.  
  2482. 568
  2483. 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:07,853
  2484. Hey.
  2485.  
  2486. 569
  2487. 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,189
  2488. Oh, I'm so-- I'm sorry. I-- Uh...
  2489.  
  2490. 570
  2491. 00:28:10,272 --> 00:28:11,982
  2492. - You must think I'm--
  2493. - Adorable.
  2494.  
  2495. 571
  2496. 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,449
  2497. Okay, get a grip.
  2498.  
  2499. 572
  2500. 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:21,950
  2501. Let's just think about this.
  2502.  
  2503. 573
  2504. 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,496
  2505. I have an amazing apartment
  2506. and a super cute dog.
  2507.  
  2508. 574
  2509. 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,457
  2510. A gay sidekick.
  2511.  
  2512. 575
  2513. 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,460
  2514. I have a great job,
  2515. but the only woman that works with me
  2516.  
  2517. 576
  2518. 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,753
  2519. has now become my mortal enemy.
  2520.  
  2521. 577
  2522. 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:34,087
  2523. Oh!
  2524.  
  2525. 578
  2526. 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:37,216
  2527. I keep falling down all the time.
  2528.  
  2529. 579
  2530. 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,885
  2531. And I'm talking to myself out loud.
  2532.  
  2533. 580
  2534. 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,640
  2535. I think I'm trapped in a...
  2536.  
  2537. 581
  2538. 00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:50,646
  2539. My life has become a...
  2540.  
  2541. 582
  2542. 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:53,690
  2543. Come on!
  2544.  
  2545. 583
  2546. 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,651
  2547. What did I do to deserve this?
  2548.  
  2549. 584
  2550. 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:58,820
  2551. My life's become a...
  2552.  
  2553. 585
  2554. 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:00,739
  2555. ...romantic comedy!
  2556.  
  2557. 586
  2558. 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,497
  2559. And it's... PG-13!
  2560.  
  2561. 587
  2562. 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,925
  2563. Excuse me. I need your help.
  2564.  
  2565. 588
  2566. 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,843
  2567. I need the surveillance footage
  2568. from last night,
  2569.  
  2570. 589
  2571. 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,930
  2572. so I can find my mugger,
  2573. so that, um, he can fight me a little bit,
  2574.  
  2575. 590
  2576. 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,098
  2577. knock me unconscious,
  2578.  
  2579. 591
  2580. 00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:29,851
  2581. and then I can leave
  2582. this unbearable romantic world.
  2583.  
  2584. 592
  2585. 00:29:29,935 --> 00:29:32,604
  2586. I don't know what you're talkin' about.
  2587. You sound crazy as hell.
  2588.  
  2589. 593
  2590. 00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:33,605
  2591. Please.
  2592.  
  2593. 594
  2594. 00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:36,149
  2595. I just need access
  2596. to the surveillance footage.
  2597.  
  2598. 595
  2599. 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,693
  2600. Well, you ain't getting
  2601. the surveillance footage.
  2602.  
  2603. 596
  2604. 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,778
  2605. - Why not?
  2606. - Get away from me. You're crazy as hell.
  2607.  
  2608. 597
  2609. 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,707
  2610. Hey! Oh...
  2611.  
  2612. 598
  2613. 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:52,749
  2614. - Hi.
  2615. - Erm...
  2616.  
  2617. 599
  2618. 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,085
  2619. Hey. Erm...
  2620.  
  2621. 600
  2622. 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,878
  2623. Can you please mug me?
  2624.  
  2625. 601
  2626. 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,047
  2627. Yeah, just go for it,
  2628. and drag me around for a while,
  2629.  
  2630. 602
  2631. 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,632
  2632. and then I'll knock myself unconscious.
  2633.  
  2634. 603
  2635. 00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:02,092
  2636. Mother warned me.
  2637.  
  2638. 604
  2639. 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:04,469
  2640. - No. What? No--
  2641. - Excuse me.
  2642.  
  2643. 605
  2644. 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,096
  2645. Oh! It's easy!
  2646.  
  2647. 606
  2648. 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,848
  2649. You! You look like
  2650. you're prone to violence.
  2651.  
  2652. 607
  2653. 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,558
  2654. Come on, mug me.
  2655.  
  2656. 608
  2657. 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:10,684
  2658. - What? No!
  2659. - Yeah, like that.
  2660.  
  2661. 609
  2662. 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:13,228
  2663. I'll go, like, "Shitbag,"
  2664. and then I'll knock myself cold.
  2665.  
  2666. 610
  2667. 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,355
  2668. What? What's wrong with everybody?
  2669.  
  2670. 611
  2671. 00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:16,690
  2672. Look at you guys!
  2673.  
  2674. 612
  2675. 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:18,400
  2676. This isn't real!
  2677.  
  2678. 613
  2679. 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:21,570
  2680. Oh, I hate this place. I hate this place!
  2681.  
  2682. 614
  2683. 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:24,281
  2684. It's too... delightful!
  2685.  
  2686. 615
  2687. 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,283
  2688. <i> This train is not stopping</i>
  2689.  
  2690. 616
  2691. 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:27,784
  2692. <i>- at the station.</i>
  2693. <i>- </i>Okay, fine!
  2694.  
  2695. 617
  2696. 00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,745
  2697. If nobody wants to hit me...
  2698.  
  2699. 618
  2700. 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,294
  2701. ...then maybe this will knock me back
  2702. to my dull, ordinary life.
  2703.  
  2704. 619
  2705. 00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:57,898
  2706. Officer Hansom?
  2707.  
  2708. 620
  2709. 00:30:58,774 --> 00:30:59,775
  2710. I didn't wanna be saved.
  2711.  
  2712. 621
  2713. 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,234
  2714. I'm not saving you.
  2715.  
  2716. 622
  2717. 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,320
  2718. - I'm arresting you.
  2719. - What for?
  2720.  
  2721. 623
  2722. 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:05,489
  2723. Jumping the turnstile.
  2724.  
  2725. 624
  2726. 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,032
  2727. Let's go.
  2728.  
  2729. 625
  2730. 00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,244
  2731. My hands are right on your junk.
  2732.  
  2733. 626
  2734. 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:13,705
  2735. This way.
  2736.  
  2737. 627
  2738. 00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:16,917
  2739. - There's your phone, Princess.
  2740. - Erm, give me my cell phone
  2741.  
  2742. 628
  2743. 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,168
  2744. so I can type the number in.
  2745.  
  2746. 629
  2747. 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:20,253
  2748. - You've gotta use this phone.
  2749. - You're kidding, right?
  2750.  
  2751. 630
  2752. 00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,631
  2753. I don't know anybody's numbers
  2754. off by heart.
  2755.  
  2756. 631
  2757. 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,591
  2758. - Pretend it's 1995.
  2759. - Great.
  2760.  
  2761. 632
  2762. 00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:28,011
  2763. I can call my dead nana
  2764. or the house I lived in when I was 12.
  2765.  
  2766. 633
  2767. 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,679
  2768. One call, time's tickin'.
  2769.  
  2770. 634
  2771. 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,807
  2772. All right, I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
  2773.  
  2774. 635
  2775. 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:35,685
  2776. If you need anything, anything at all,
  2777. here is my number.
  2778.  
  2779. 636
  2780. 00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,396
  2781. All right?
  2782.  
  2783. 637
  2784. 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:38,980
  2785. Oh.
  2786.  
  2787. 638
  2788. 00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:41,858
  2789. This probably won't work.
  2790.  
  2791. 639
  2792. 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:46,822
  2793. Unless you believe in the power of love
  2794. or some bullshit, but it's worth a try.
  2795.  
  2796. 640
  2797. 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:47,906
  2798. Here goes.
  2799.  
  2800. 641
  2801. 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,337
  2802. Oh.
  2803.  
  2804. 642
  2805. 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:11,346
  2806. <i>Y'ello, Blake speaking.</i>
  2807.  
  2808. 643
  2809. 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,556
  2810. So dumb!
  2811.  
  2812. 644
  2813. 00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:15,475
  2814. Erm, thanks for coming to get me.
  2815.  
  2816. 645
  2817. 00:32:15,559 --> 00:32:17,811
  2818. Are you kidding?
  2819. I was so excited to hear from you.
  2820.  
  2821. 646
  2822. 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:20,355
  2823. I mean, even though it was
  2824. to bail you out of jail. Pretty cool.
  2825.  
  2826. 647
  2827. 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:22,524
  2828. Normally, I'd be so excited to hear
  2829.  
  2830. 648
  2831. 00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,861
  2832. that someone like you is so excited
  2833. to hear from someone like me, but...
  2834.  
  2835. 649
  2836. 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,864
  2837. Tell me what's goin' on. I'm a good
  2838. listener, I've got very big earholes.
  2839.  
  2840. 650
  2841. 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,199
  2842. I can't. You'd... you'd have me committed.
  2843.  
  2844. 651
  2845. 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:34,244
  2846. Come on, you can tell me
  2847. anything you want, anything at all.
  2848.  
  2849. 652
  2850. 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:37,497
  2851. Except that you think koalas
  2852. are the cutest things ever.
  2853.  
  2854. 653
  2855. 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,875
  2856. They have chlamydia
  2857. and are actually quite hostile,
  2858.  
  2859. 654
  2860. 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,710
  2861. so stay away from 'em, all right?
  2862.  
  2863. 655
  2864. 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,211
  2865. Anyway, let's hear it.
  2866.  
  2867. 656
  2868. 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:45,422
  2869. Okay.
  2870.  
  2871. 657
  2872. 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,007
  2873. I hit my head really hard...
  2874.  
  2875. 658
  2876. 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,677
  2877. and I woke up in this alternate universe.
  2878.  
  2879. 659
  2880. 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,595
  2881. Okay.
  2882.  
  2883. 660
  2884. 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:54,055
  2885. And things are supposed to be better,
  2886.  
  2887. 661
  2888. 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:58,852
  2889. but it's actually worse because people
  2890. are treating me like I'm special.
  2891.  
  2892. 662
  2893. 00:32:59,102 --> 00:32:59,978
  2894. - Yeah.
  2895. - Yeah.
  2896.  
  2897. 663
  2898. 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,148
  2899. And I'm not special.
  2900.  
  2901. 664
  2902. 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,445
  2903. Still waters run deepest, don't they?
  2904.  
  2905. 665
  2906. 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:09,362
  2907. What?
  2908.  
  2909. 666
  2910. 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:12,032
  2911. God, there's so much more
  2912. I wanna know about you.
  2913.  
  2914. 667
  2915. 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:13,867
  2916. No, see, you're not understanding.
  2917.  
  2918. 668
  2919. 00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:15,285
  2920. This isn't a real world.
  2921.  
  2922. 669
  2923. 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:18,330
  2924. This is, like, the Matrix
  2925. for lonely women.
  2926.  
  2927. 670
  2928. 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,460
  2929. Hold that thought.
  2930. It's my father calling from Singapore.
  2931.  
  2932. 671
  2933. 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:24,753
  2934. You know how it is.
  2935.  
  2936. 672
  2937. 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,424
  2938. I have to get out of here.
  2939.  
  2940. 673
  2941. 00:33:29,883 --> 00:33:32,427
  2942. How do I get to the end?
  2943.  
  2944. 674
  2945. 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:36,181
  2946. <i>I was beginning to wonder</i>
  2947.  
  2948. 675
  2949. 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:38,391
  2950. <i>if there was another way
  2951. out of this world.</i>
  2952.  
  2953. 676
  2954. 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,894
  2955. <i>If I was in a romantic comedy, then...</i>
  2956.  
  2957. 677
  2958. 00:33:41,645 --> 00:33:43,980
  2959. <i>maybe I needed someone
  2960. to fall in love with me.</i>
  2961.  
  2962. 678
  2963. 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:51,821
  2964. Fine.
  2965.  
  2966. 679
  2967. 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,575
  2968. If I have to do this,
  2969.  
  2970. 680
  2971. 00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:58,245
  2972. I guess it could be worse
  2973. than a super hot billionaire.
  2974.  
  2975. 681
  2976. 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:03,750
  2977. Natalie, I am so sorry, but, uh...
  2978. I have to run back to the office
  2979.  
  2980. 682
  2981. 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,919
  2982. - and put out some fires.
  2983. - Oh.
  2984.  
  2985. 683
  2986. 00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,837
  2987. Whooosh!
  2988.  
  2989. 684
  2990. 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:10,966
  2991. But, erm... why don't you do me a favor,
  2992.  
  2993. 685
  2994. 00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:13,885
  2995. and, uh, have dinner with me later, okay?
  2996.  
  2997. 686
  2998. 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,262
  2999. I'll send a car for you.
  3000.  
  3001. 687
  3002. 00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,556
  3003. Great. That'd be... wonderful.
  3004.  
  3005. 688
  3006. 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:19,599
  3007. Great!
  3008.  
  3009. 689
  3010. 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,394
  3011. I'll see you later.
  3012.  
  3013. 690
  3014. 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,565
  3015. That was easy enough.
  3016.  
  3017. 691
  3018. 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,986
  3019. Oh, wa-- Oh, wait, hang on, what time?
  3020.  
  3021. 692
  3022. 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,405
  3023. And what... what should I wear?
  3024.  
  3025. 693
  3026. 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:35,323
  3027. I need to...
  3028. What's the name of the restaurant?
  3029.  
  3030. 694
  3031. 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,950
  3032. I like to look it up before,
  3033.  
  3034. 695
  3035. 00:34:37,033 --> 00:34:39,160
  3036. so I can decide what I want from the menu!
  3037.  
  3038. 696
  3039. 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:42,581
  3040. And do they even have
  3041. a dessert selection? Wait!
  3042.  
  3043. 697
  3044. 00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:45,625
  3045. Okay, what am I gonna wear?
  3046.  
  3047. 698
  3048. 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,920
  3049. Can't dob it up like I do on the usual.
  3050.  
  3051. 699
  3052. 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,506
  3053. Oh, I know who'll know.
  3054.  
  3055. 700
  3056. 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,595
  3057. - Donny?
  3058. - Yes?
  3059.  
  3060. 701
  3061. 00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:58,597
  3062. - Jesus!
  3063. - No.
  3064.  
  3065. 702
  3066. 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:00,432
  3067. But I'd love to turn water
  3068. into a pinot grig'.
  3069.  
  3070. 703
  3071. 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,726
  3072. So, what's the update?
  3073.  
  3074. 704
  3075. 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:05,979
  3076. Er, I have to go on a date
  3077. with that big, fancy Blake guy,
  3078.  
  3079. 705
  3080. 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:07,731
  3081. and, um... make him fall in love with me.
  3082.  
  3083. 706
  3084. 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:08,898
  3085. What?
  3086.  
  3087. 707
  3088. 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,902
  3089. Are you serious? Oh, my God!
  3090.  
  3091. 708
  3092. 00:35:12,986 --> 00:35:14,487
  3093. Oh, my God!
  3094.  
  3095. 709
  3096. 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,197
  3097. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
  3098.  
  3099. 710
  3100. 00:35:16,281 --> 00:35:18,241
  3101. Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.
  3102.  
  3103. 711
  3104. 00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:20,827
  3105. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
  3106.  
  3107. 712
  3108. 00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:23,079
  3109. I'm so happy for you.
  3110.  
  3111. 713
  3112. 00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,123
  3113. Oh, my God. Oh. This is it.
  3114.  
  3115. 714
  3116. 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,250
  3117. Oh, my God, this is it,
  3118. this is the moment.
  3119.  
  3120. 715
  3121. 00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:29,336
  3122. This is the moment
  3123. I've been training for my entire life.
  3124.  
  3125. 716
  3126. 00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:31,338
  3127. Okay...
  3128.  
  3129. 717
  3130. 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,424
  3131. Where is that music... Oh, no.
  3132.  
  3133. 718
  3134. 00:35:34,507 --> 00:35:38,345
  3135. Okay. I think we're being dragged
  3136. into some dumb makeover montage.
  3137.  
  3138. 719
  3139. 00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:39,804
  3140. You wanna do a makeover montage?
  3141.  
  3142. 720
  3143. 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:42,432
  3144. No, no. I hate trying on clothes.
  3145.  
  3146. 721
  3147. 00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:45,560
  3148. Oh, my God, yes,
  3149. we should definitely try on clothes.
  3150.  
  3151. 722
  3152. 00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:46,978
  3153. I'm not trying on different things
  3154.  
  3155. 723
  3156. 00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:49,356
  3157. and coming out and going,
  3158. "What do you think?"
  3159.  
  3160. 724
  3161. 00:35:49,439 --> 00:35:51,775
  3162. No! No! No!
  3163.  
  3164. 725
  3165. 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:15,632
  3166. Wow.
  3167.  
  3168. 726
  3169. 00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:21,596
  3170. Natalie, you look beautiful.
  3171.  
  3172. 727
  3173. 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,765
  3174. No, I just threw this together.
  3175.  
  3176. 728
  3177. 00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:27,477
  3178. Just... It only took, like, five hours.
  3179.  
  3180. 729
  3181. 00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,856
  3182. To the forces of destiny
  3183. that brought us together tonight.
  3184.  
  3185. 730
  3186. 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:35,652
  3187. Well, you invited me
  3188. and sent the car, so...
  3189.  
  3190. 731
  3191. 00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,489
  3192. That's... that's very sweet, though.
  3193.  
  3194. 732
  3195. 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,490
  3196. Shall we?
  3197.  
  3198. 733
  3199. 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,704
  3200. <i>♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪</i>
  3201.  
  3202. 734
  3203. 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:47,205
  3204. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  3205.  
  3206. 735
  3207. 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,875
  3208. <i>♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪</i>
  3209.  
  3210. 736
  3211. 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,836
  3212. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  3213.  
  3214. 737
  3215. 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:56,339
  3216. <i>♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do...</i><i> ♪</i>
  3217.  
  3218. 738
  3219. 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,590
  3220. This is so fancy.
  3221.  
  3222. 739
  3223. 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,510
  3224. What are these tablecloths made of?
  3225.  
  3226. 740
  3227. 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,845
  3228. They're, like, so soft.
  3229.  
  3230. 741
  3231. 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,346
  3232. What's it smell like?
  3233.  
  3234. 742
  3235. 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,683
  3236. - Like fetal alpaca.
  3237. - Mm-hm.
  3238.  
  3239. 743
  3240. 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,101
  3241. That's exactly what it is.
  3242.  
  3243. 744
  3244. 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,812
  3245. <i>Uno momento, signore.</i>
  3246.  
  3247. 745
  3248. 00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:12,605
  3249. <i>Io sono qui.</i>
  3250.  
  3251. 746
  3252. 00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:14,232
  3253. Natalie, this is Giovanni.
  3254.  
  3255. 747
  3256. 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:15,608
  3257. <i>Ah! Piacere.</i>
  3258.  
  3259. 748
  3260. 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,026
  3261. He's the chef at Sfoglia,
  3262.  
  3263. 749
  3264. 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,279
  3265. but he was kind enough
  3266. to cook us dinner tonight.
  3267.  
  3268. 750
  3269. 00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,656
  3270. Well, thank you.
  3271.  
  3272. 751
  3273. 00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:24,534
  3274. This is honestly, like, the best meal
  3275. I've had in my whole entire life.
  3276.  
  3277. 752
  3278. 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,411
  3279. <i>Oh! Bellissima!</i>
  3280.  
  3281. 753
  3282. 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,329
  3283. You are so welcome.
  3284.  
  3285. 754
  3286. 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:29,831
  3287. More gnocchi?
  3288.  
  3289. 755
  3290. 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:31,499
  3291. Oh, yes-cchi.
  3292.  
  3293. 756
  3294. 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,296
  3295. I'm a boss at food puns.
  3296.  
  3297. 757
  3298. 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,631
  3299. <i>Signorina... </i>dessert.
  3300.  
  3301. 758
  3302. 00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:40,258
  3303. <i>Ah, grazie, ma no.</i>
  3304.  
  3305. 759
  3306. 00:37:40,341 --> 00:37:43,052
  3307. <i>- Ah. Buona notte, signorina.</i>
  3308. - Oh, wait...
  3309.  
  3310. 760
  3311. 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:46,347
  3312. Erm... Er... I... I think we're about
  3313. to have our first fight.
  3314.  
  3315. 761
  3316. 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,642
  3317. I'm just trying to extend this date
  3318. for as long as possible.
  3319.  
  3320. 762
  3321. 00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:52,812
  3322. And it just so happens I know of
  3323. a great old ice-cream shop in Red Hook.
  3324.  
  3325. 763
  3326. 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:55,732
  3327. If you wanna dock and maybe take a stroll?
  3328.  
  3329. 764
  3330. 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:59,736
  3331. Ah, funny, my Fitbit sometimes vibrates
  3332. and says, "Wanna stroll?"
  3333.  
  3334. 765
  3335. 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:03,782
  3336. But when you say it,
  3337. I don't wanna smash you.
  3338.  
  3339. 766
  3340. 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:04,741
  3341. Oh, good.
  3342.  
  3343. 767
  3344. 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:09,120
  3345. <i>♪ No more I love you's ♪</i>
  3346.  
  3347. 768
  3348. 00:38:09,204 --> 00:38:11,581
  3349. Oh, my God, Natalie, I am so sorry.
  3350.  
  3351. 769
  3352. 00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:14,751
  3353. I was sure they'd be open this late.
  3354.  
  3355. 770
  3356. 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:17,796
  3357. Look, we can just
  3358. look through the window, and, erm...
  3359.  
  3360. 771
  3361. 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:21,049
  3362. if you look hard enough,
  3363. I think we can see the flavors
  3364.  
  3365. 772
  3366. 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,717
  3367. and then just imagine eating it.
  3368.  
  3369. 773
  3370. 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,969
  3371. <i>♪ The language is leaving me ♪</i>
  3372.  
  3373. 774
  3374. 00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:27,013
  3375. - What are you doing?
  3376. - Shh. It's okay.
  3377.  
  3378. 775
  3379. 00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,556
  3380. I'll leave a hundred in the tip jar.
  3381.  
  3382. 776
  3383. 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,933
  3384. There we go.
  3385.  
  3386. 777
  3387. 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,060
  3388. Come on.
  3389.  
  3390. 778
  3391. 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,188
  3392. All right, what's your favorite
  3393. ice-cream flavor of all time?
  3394.  
  3395. 779
  3396. 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:36,773
  3397. Hm.
  3398.  
  3399. 780
  3400. 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:37,857
  3401. The big one.
  3402.  
  3403. 781
  3404. 00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:40,819
  3405. - Ah, I'll tell you...
  3406. - Mm?
  3407.  
  3408. 782
  3409. 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:43,363
  3410. But you have to promise
  3411. you won't make fun of me.
  3412.  
  3413. 783
  3414. 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:45,281
  3415. - Okay.
  3416. - Butter pecan.
  3417.  
  3418. 784
  3419. 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:46,241
  3420. What?
  3421.  
  3422. 785
  3423. 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:49,327
  3424. Who likes butter pecan?
  3425. What's wrong with you?
  3426.  
  3427. 786
  3428. 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:52,205
  3429. - That's what I thought would happen.
  3430. - You're like an 80-year-old grandpa.
  3431.  
  3432. 787
  3433. 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,414
  3434. - Right.
  3435. - Okay.
  3436.  
  3437. 788
  3438. 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,708
  3439. What's your second favorite
  3440. ice-cream flavor?
  3441.  
  3442. 789
  3443. 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:56,668
  3444. Rum raisin.
  3445.  
  3446. 790
  3447. 00:38:57,418 --> 00:38:59,754
  3448. - No! That's even worse.
  3449. - Yeah. I know.
  3450.  
  3451. 791
  3452. 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:02,215
  3453. It's been a lifelong source
  3454. of insecurity for me.
  3455.  
  3456. 792
  3457. 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:04,384
  3458. - Ah.
  3459. - In grade school I was teased about it
  3460.  
  3461. 793
  3462. 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,470
  3463. so mercilessly that I went a solid decade
  3464.  
  3465. 794
  3466. 00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:10,181
  3467. where I only ate ice cream
  3468. in the privacy of my own home.
  3469.  
  3470. 795
  3471. 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:13,309
  3472. I can just imagine you
  3473. sitting at home, like...
  3474.  
  3475. 796
  3476. 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,687
  3477. - Yep.
  3478. - "Mm, butter pecan."
  3479.  
  3480. 797
  3481. 00:39:15,770 --> 00:39:17,230
  3482. Underneath the bed.
  3483.  
  3484. 798
  3485. 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:19,983
  3486. You know, the Buddhists say...
  3487.  
  3488. 799
  3489. 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,235
  3490. that if you meet someone...
  3491.  
  3492. 800
  3493. 00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:25,488
  3494. and your heart pounds
  3495.  
  3496. 801
  3497. 00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:27,699
  3498. and your hands shake
  3499. and your knees go weak,
  3500.  
  3501. 802
  3502. 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:29,701
  3503. that that's not the one.
  3504.  
  3505. 803
  3506. 00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,580
  3507. When you meet your soulmate,
  3508. you'll feel completely calm.
  3509.  
  3510. 804
  3511. 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,958
  3512. <i>♪ Do-be-do-be-do-do-do ♪</i>
  3513.  
  3514. 805
  3515. 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,543
  3516. <i>♪ Oh ♪</i>
  3517.  
  3518. 806
  3519. 00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:42,255
  3520. I feel very calm right now.
  3521.  
  3522. 807
  3523. 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,381
  3524. How about you?
  3525.  
  3526. 808
  3527. 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,511
  3528. I feel like we're about to get arrested.
  3529.  
  3530. 809
  3531. 00:39:48,595 --> 00:39:50,221
  3532. Yep, we should probably go.
  3533.  
  3534. 810
  3535. 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,812
  3536. I had an amazing time tonight.
  3537.  
  3538. 811
  3539. 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,899
  3540. So did I.
  3541.  
  3542. 812
  3543. 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:04,402
  3544. I'm just, like...
  3545. I've never had a night like this before.
  3546.  
  3547. 813
  3548. 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:05,570
  3549. Oh!
  3550.  
  3551. 814
  3552. 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:09,365
  3553. Oh...
  3554.  
  3555. 815
  3556. 00:40:11,951 --> 00:40:13,077
  3557. Rain. Hah!
  3558.  
  3559. 816
  3560. 00:40:13,161 --> 00:40:15,038
  3561. Really? That's so cliché...
  3562.  
  3563. 817
  3564. 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,548
  3565. Normally, I'd call bullshit on this--
  3566.  
  3567. 818
  3568. 00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:38,603
  3569. I know this might sound crazy...
  3570.  
  3571. 819
  3572. 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:40,146
  3573. - Yeah.
  3574. ...'cause we've only just met,
  3575.  
  3576. 820
  3577. 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,398
  3578. - but I love--
  3579. - Whoa!
  3580.  
  3581. 821
  3582. 00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:45,401
  3583. No, no, no, no, don't.
  3584. Don't say anything yet.
  3585.  
  3586. 822
  3587. 00:40:45,485 --> 00:40:47,278
  3588. I can't go back to real life without...
  3589.  
  3590. 823
  3591. 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,114
  3592. - What do you mean? Without what?
  3593. - Without, you know...
  3594.  
  3595. 824
  3596. 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,076
  3597. - Oh.
  3598. - Yeah.
  3599.  
  3600. 825
  3601. 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:54,202
  3602. Oh, God.
  3603.  
  3604. 826
  3605. 00:40:54,577 --> 00:40:55,662
  3606. Oh...
  3607.  
  3608. 827
  3609. 00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:59,082
  3610. <i>♪ Never seen you looking so lovely
  3611. As you did tonight ♪</i>
  3612.  
  3613. 828
  3614. 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,543
  3615. <i>♪ I've never seen you shine so bri-- ♪</i>
  3616.  
  3617. 829
  3618. 00:41:05,088 --> 00:41:06,547
  3619. Good morning, beautiful.
  3620.  
  3621. 830
  3622. 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:07,966
  3623. Last night was amazing.
  3624.  
  3625. 831
  3626. 00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:10,134
  3627. You know,
  3628. I was just thinking in the shower,
  3629.  
  3630. 832
  3631. 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:12,679
  3632. when I look at the world
  3633. through your eyes,
  3634.  
  3635. 833
  3636. 00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:14,764
  3637. it's like I'm seeing it
  3638. for the first time.
  3639.  
  3640. 834
  3641. 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:15,723
  3642. Natalie, I love--
  3643.  
  3644. 835
  3645. 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,559
  3646. Wait, wait, wait. Erm, hold that thought,
  3647. don't say another word.
  3648.  
  3649. 836
  3650. 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:20,687
  3651. Just... Just get back into bed.
  3652.  
  3653. 837
  3654. 00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:22,522
  3655. I don't think we actually did anything.
  3656.  
  3657. 838
  3658. 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:24,148
  3659. - It just cut to the next morning.
  3660. - What?
  3661.  
  3662. 839
  3663. 00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:25,108
  3664. Just get back here.
  3665.  
  3666. 840
  3667. 00:41:25,692 --> 00:41:26,776
  3668. Okay.
  3669.  
  3670. 841
  3671. 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,989
  3672. <i>♪ Never seen you looking so lovely
  3673. As you did tonight ♪</i>
  3674.  
  3675. 842
  3676. 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:34,158
  3677. <i>♪ I've never seen you shine so-- ♪</i>
  3678.  
  3679. 843
  3680. 00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,495
  3681. Good morning, beautiful.
  3682.  
  3683. 844
  3684. 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:39,163
  3685. Last night was amazing.
  3686.  
  3687. 845
  3688. 00:41:39,247 --> 00:41:41,207
  3689. You know,
  3690. I was just thinking in the shower,
  3691.  
  3692. 846
  3693. 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,209
  3694. when I look at the world
  3695. through your eyes,
  3696.  
  3697. 847
  3698. 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,378
  3699. it's like I'm seeing it
  3700. for the first time.
  3701.  
  3702. 848
  3703. 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:47,338
  3704. Natalie, I lo-- Oof!
  3705.  
  3706. 849
  3707. 00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:50,967
  3708. <i>♪ Never seen you looking so lovely
  3709. As you did tonight ♪</i>
  3710.  
  3711. 850
  3712. 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:52,969
  3713. <i>♪ I've never-- ♪</i>
  3714.  
  3715. 851
  3716. 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:55,638
  3717. Ugh!
  3718.  
  3719. 852
  3720. 00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,140
  3721. Good morning, beautiful.
  3722.  
  3723. 853
  3724. 00:41:57,223 --> 00:41:58,891
  3725. Last night was amazing.
  3726.  
  3727. 854
  3728. 00:41:58,975 --> 00:42:01,185
  3729. - I was just thinking in the shower...
  3730. - In the shower, yeah.
  3731.  
  3732. 855
  3733. 00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:03,730
  3734. ...when I look at the world
  3735. through your eyes,
  3736.  
  3737. 856
  3738. 00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:05,982
  3739. it's like I'm seeing it
  3740. for the first time.
  3741.  
  3742. 857
  3743. 00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,901
  3744. If I can't have sex, I'm at least
  3745. taking this nice purse with me.
  3746.  
  3747. 858
  3748. 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,821
  3749. This little koala thing,
  3750. it looks expensive.
  3751.  
  3752. 859
  3753. 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:14,115
  3754. Yeah, all right, give it to me.
  3755.  
  3756. 860
  3757. 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:16,117
  3758. Natalie...
  3759.  
  3760. 861
  3761. 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,703
  3762. I love you.
  3763.  
  3764. 862
  3765. 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,290
  3766. Wh--
  3767.  
  3768. 863
  3769. 00:42:22,790 --> 00:42:24,709
  3770. Er... Can you just say that one more time?
  3771.  
  3772. 864
  3773. 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:25,877
  3774. - What?
  3775. - Er...
  3776.  
  3777. 865
  3778. 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,837
  3779. You know how us girls are.
  3780.  
  3781. 866
  3782. 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:31,299
  3783. We love hearin' it.
  3784. Just say it. Say it again.
  3785.  
  3786. 867
  3787. 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:32,258
  3788. Natalie...
  3789.  
  3790. 868
  3791. 00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,636
  3792. I...
  3793.  
  3794. 869
  3795. 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,180
  3796. love...
  3797.  
  3798. 870
  3799. 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,681
  3800. you.
  3801.  
  3802. 871
  3803. 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,394
  3804. Mo...
  3805.  
  3806. 872
  3807. 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:48,649
  3808. Thank you so much.
  3809. I've been looking for one of those.
  3810.  
  3811. 873
  3812. 00:42:55,490 --> 00:42:56,449
  3813. Well, check you out.
  3814.  
  3815. 874
  3816. 00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:58,326
  3817. Oh. Whitney.
  3818.  
  3819. 875
  3820. 00:42:58,409 --> 00:42:59,368
  3821. Whoa, check you out.
  3822.  
  3823. 876
  3824. 00:42:59,452 --> 00:43:01,204
  3825. Ballsy move not showing up to work
  3826.  
  3827. 877
  3828. 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,748
  3829. the entire week
  3830. before the big presentation.
  3831.  
  3832. 878
  3833. 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,334
  3834. This seems incredibly unnecessary, okay?
  3835.  
  3836. 879
  3837. 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:09,587
  3838. Just 'cause we're two female colleagues,
  3839. we don't automatically have to be enemies.
  3840.  
  3841. 880
  3842. 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:11,339
  3843. We marched together, remember?
  3844.  
  3845. 881
  3846. 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:15,301
  3847. We had that great sign. Girls Just Wanna
  3848. Have Fun-damental Human Rights.
  3849.  
  3850. 882
  3851. 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,512
  3852. Whitney?
  3853.  
  3854. 883
  3855. 00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:20,765
  3856. Whitney, what are you doing?
  3857. We're friends.
  3858.  
  3859. 884
  3860. 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:23,017
  3861. Whitney, come on, we shared a T-shirt.
  3862.  
  3863. 885
  3864. 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:26,062
  3865. And I stretched it out and you said,
  3866. "You can have that one now."
  3867.  
  3868. 886
  3869. 00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:27,355
  3870. I was like, "Score."
  3871.  
  3872. 887
  3873. 00:43:32,568 --> 00:43:34,362
  3874. Natalie, we're so glad you're here.
  3875.  
  3876. 888
  3877. 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,240
  3878. - Oh.
  3879. - So, we have three days
  3880.  
  3881. 889
  3882. 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:38,658
  3883. before the presentation.
  3884.  
  3885. 890
  3886. 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:40,868
  3887. Give us your big idea for the hotel.
  3888.  
  3889. 891
  3890. 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,871
  3891. But I... I... I don't, erm...
  3892. design the whole hotels.
  3893.  
  3894. 892
  3895. 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:46,040
  3896. I normally, erm,
  3897. just do the parking garages.
  3898.  
  3899. 893
  3900. 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,668
  3901. You're our star architect,
  3902. come on.
  3903.  
  3904. 894
  3905. 00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:49,669
  3906. Give us your vision.
  3907.  
  3908. 895
  3909. 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,796
  3910. I do-- I don't really have a... erm--
  3911.  
  3912. 896
  3913. 00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:52,880
  3914. She's got nothing.
  3915.  
  3916. 897
  3917. 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:54,882
  3918. Erm...
  3919.  
  3920. 898
  3921. 00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:57,844
  3922. It's a surprise.
  3923.  
  3924. 899
  3925. 00:43:57,927 --> 00:43:58,803
  3926. Yeah.
  3927.  
  3928. 900
  3929. 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:01,264
  3930. And you're saving the best
  3931.  
  3932. 901
  3933. 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:03,474
  3934. for the actual presentation,
  3935. and I applaud that.
  3936.  
  3937. 902
  3938. 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,018
  3939. - Whoo! Natalie!
  3940. - Yeah!
  3941.  
  3942. 903
  3943. 00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:07,979
  3944. Comin' through with it...
  3945.  
  3946. 904
  3947. 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,147
  3948. Natalie!
  3949.  
  3950. 905
  3951. 00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:37,133
  3952. It's open.
  3953.  
  3954. 906
  3955. 00:44:37,216 --> 00:44:39,427
  3956. Since when do you use
  3957. the doorbell, Donny?
  3958.  
  3959. 907
  3960. 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:41,387
  3961. Hey.
  3962.  
  3963. 908
  3964. 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:44,640
  3965. So, figured you're probably workin'
  3966. so hard you forgot to eat.
  3967.  
  3968. 909
  3969. 00:44:44,724 --> 00:44:46,809
  3970. I got us a little Mister Wongs.
  3971.  
  3972. 910
  3973. 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,605
  3974. Oh, my God, I'm starving. I love you.
  3975.  
  3976. 911
  3977. 00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,065
  3978. So...
  3979.  
  3980. 912
  3981. 00:44:53,149 --> 00:44:55,568
  3982. show me what you've been workin' on.
  3983.  
  3984. 913
  3985. 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:59,197
  3986. Erm... Okay, do you remember
  3987. that parking garage idea?
  3988.  
  3989. 914
  3990. 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,823
  3991. - Erm...
  3992. - Uh-huh.
  3993.  
  3994. 915
  3995. 00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:01,741
  3996. Erm...
  3997.  
  3998. 916
  3999. 00:45:02,909 --> 00:45:04,160
  4000. I just kind of ran with it.
  4001.  
  4002. 917
  4003. 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:06,329
  4004. Nat, this is so like you.
  4005.  
  4006. 918
  4007. 00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:09,498
  4008. Hm... To waste so much time
  4009. on a dumb idea.
  4010.  
  4011. 919
  4012. 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:11,834
  4013. No.
  4014.  
  4015. 920
  4016. 00:45:11,918 --> 00:45:15,755
  4017. No, to come up with, like, the best,
  4018. most original idea, just like that.
  4019.  
  4020. 921
  4021. 00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:17,632
  4022. Clearly, you don't need my help,
  4023.  
  4024. 922
  4025. 00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:19,300
  4026. so I'll... I'll just be leavin'.
  4027.  
  4028. 923
  4029. 00:45:19,383 --> 00:45:20,760
  4030. Uh, no, don't go.
  4031.  
  4032. 924
  4033. 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,720
  4034. I could...
  4035. I could really use your help on this.
  4036.  
  4037. 925
  4038. 00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:24,430
  4039. And...
  4040.  
  4041. 926
  4042. 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:27,225
  4043. you know, er... use your company.
  4044.  
  4045. 927
  4046. 00:45:27,308 --> 00:45:30,144
  4047. Thank God, because I really want
  4048. those soup dumplings.
  4049.  
  4050. 928
  4051. 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:31,229
  4052. No way! They're mine!
  4053.  
  4054. 929
  4055. 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:33,356
  4056. - You just said you brought them for me!
  4057. - Oh, okay.
  4058.  
  4059. 930
  4060. 00:45:33,439 --> 00:45:34,690
  4061. Oh!
  4062.  
  4063. 931
  4064. 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,359
  4065. Ever seen <i>Friends?</i>
  4066.  
  4067. 932
  4068. 00:45:36,442 --> 00:45:38,027
  4069. They don't fight over soup dumplings.
  4070.  
  4071. 933
  4072. 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,904
  4073. They share them, okay?
  4074.  
  4075. 934
  4076. 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:40,863
  4077. Here.
  4078.  
  4079. 935
  4080. 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:44,992
  4081. - Oh... Mm! They smell so good.
  4082. - Mm! So does this.
  4083.  
  4084. 936
  4085. 00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,495
  4086. Uh...
  4087.  
  4088. 937
  4089. 00:45:48,037 --> 00:45:49,080
  4090. I should go get cleaned up.
  4091.  
  4092. 938
  4093. 00:45:49,705 --> 00:45:52,541
  4094. I was just in the subway.
  4095. I might have Zika virus or something.
  4096.  
  4097. 939
  4098. 00:45:52,625 --> 00:45:53,584
  4099. Is that still a thing?
  4100.  
  4101. 940
  4102. 00:45:53,668 --> 00:45:56,504
  4103. <i>I was beginning to wonder</i>
  4104. <i>if I've gotten it all wrong.</i>
  4105.  
  4106. 941
  4107. 00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:59,757
  4108. <i>Maybe it wasn't Blake
  4109. who needed to fall in love with me.</i>
  4110.  
  4111. 942
  4112. 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:02,677
  4113. <i>And do I look cute in these side braids?</i>
  4114.  
  4115. 943
  4116. 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,844
  4117. You say somethin'?
  4118.  
  4119. 944
  4120. 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,225
  4121. - I can't--
  4122.  
  4123. 945
  4124. 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,560
  4125. Aren't you supposed
  4126. to be hanging out with her?
  4127.  
  4128. 946
  4129. 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:14,063
  4130. I can't understand you
  4131. 'cause your mouth is full.
  4132.  
  4133. 947
  4134. 00:46:14,647 --> 00:46:17,108
  4135. Look at these. They're incredible.
  4136.  
  4137. 948
  4138. 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,067
  4139. Mm!
  4140.  
  4141. 949
  4142. 00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:20,653
  4143. Mmmm!
  4144.  
  4145. 950
  4146. 00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:22,947
  4147. Mm! Mm!
  4148.  
  4149. 951
  4150. 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:24,323
  4151. Oh, my God, okay.
  4152.  
  4153. 952
  4154. 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,742
  4155. - You sound like you're having a...
  4156. - Mmm!
  4157.  
  4158. 953
  4159. 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:32,456
  4160. Don't. No, stop it!
  4161.  
  4162. 954
  4163. 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:33,541
  4164. You're such an idiot!
  4165.  
  4166. 955
  4167. 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,042
  4168. Stop it.
  4169.  
  4170. 956
  4171. 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:36,210
  4172. Ohhhh...
  4173.  
  4174. 957
  4175. 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,587
  4176. Oh, my God.
  4177.  
  4178. 958
  4179. 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,589
  4180. I'll have what he's having.
  4181.  
  4182. 959
  4183. 00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:43,509
  4184. - Yummo!
  4185. - Blake, what is...
  4186.  
  4187. 960
  4188. 00:46:43,592 --> 00:46:45,511
  4189. Is he helping you
  4190. with your project too? That...
  4191.  
  4192. 961
  4193. 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,889
  4194. That does seem cool, since
  4195. he's the one that makes the decision.
  4196.  
  4197. 962
  4198. 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:51,517
  4199. Oh, are you guys together? I didn't know.
  4200.  
  4201. 963
  4202. 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,477
  4203. I should've...
  4204. I was gonna say something earlier.
  4205.  
  4206. 964
  4207. 00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,979
  4208. We just... erm...
  4209.  
  4210. 965
  4211. 00:46:56,272 --> 00:46:58,524
  4212. I've just been, erm,
  4213. seeing Blake a little bit.
  4214.  
  4215. 966
  4216. 00:46:58,607 --> 00:47:00,985
  4217. - You didn't tell me?
  4218. - Come on. Don't undersell it, babe.
  4219.  
  4220. 967
  4221. 00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:02,987
  4222. I love this beguiling woman.
  4223.  
  4224. 968
  4225. 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:05,281
  4226. - I love you.
  4227. - Ah...
  4228.  
  4229. 969
  4230. 00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,159
  4231. Dumplings!
  4232.  
  4233. 970
  4234. 00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:13,080
  4235. Well, you know, I don't wanna be the...
  4236.  
  4237. 971
  4238. 00:47:13,581 --> 00:47:16,042
  4239. third wheel here, so I'm gonna get goin'.
  4240.  
  4241. 972
  4242. 00:47:16,959 --> 00:47:17,918
  4243. Enjoy the food.
  4244.  
  4245. 973
  4246. 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:21,213
  4247. Ah.
  4248.  
  4249. 974
  4250. 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,382
  4251. He seems sweet.
  4252.  
  4253. 975
  4254. 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,929
  4255. Someone should tell him not to wear
  4256. a brown belt with black shoes, though.
  4257.  
  4258. 976
  4259. 00:47:29,638 --> 00:47:30,556
  4260. It's tacky.
  4261.  
  4262. 977
  4263. 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:43,152
  4264. Natalie, have you ever heard
  4265. of a man called Gandhi?
  4266.  
  4267. 978
  4268. 00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:44,904
  4269. Erm... Yes.
  4270.  
  4271. 979
  4272. 00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:47,907
  4273. He once said that true happiness
  4274.  
  4275. 980
  4276. 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:51,744
  4277. was when what you think,
  4278. what you say, and what you do
  4279.  
  4280. 981
  4281. 00:47:51,827 --> 00:47:53,245
  4282. are in perfect harmony.
  4283.  
  4284. 982
  4285. 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,164
  4286. Isn't that great?
  4287.  
  4288. 983
  4289. 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:57,917
  4290. Yeah, it's so cool you know
  4291. all these sayings by heart, Blake.
  4292.  
  4293. 984
  4294. 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,085
  4295. Yeah, well, it's a gift.
  4296.  
  4297. 985
  4298. 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:05,132
  4299. Josh?
  4300.  
  4301. 986
  4302. 00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:07,968
  4303. And choking supermodel.
  4304.  
  4305. 987
  4306. 00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:10,096
  4307. Choking yoga ambassador, actually.
  4308.  
  4309. 988
  4310. 00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:11,514
  4311. - That's not a real thing.
  4312. - Hey.
  4313.  
  4314. 989
  4315. 00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:13,391
  4316. So, here, let me introduce you. Isabella.
  4317.  
  4318. 990
  4319. 00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:14,683
  4320. - Hi.
  4321. - Izzie!
  4322.  
  4323. 991
  4324. 00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,185
  4325. Blake, how are you?
  4326.  
  4327. 992
  4328. 00:48:16,268 --> 00:48:18,813
  4329. I was gonna introduce you
  4330. but you know... know each other. Okay.
  4331.  
  4332. 993
  4333. 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:19,897
  4334. - Yeah!
  4335. - You didn't tell me
  4336.  
  4337. 994
  4338. 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:21,816
  4339. the guy you were seeing
  4340. was Nat's assistant.
  4341.  
  4342. 995
  4343. 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:24,026
  4344. - Stop. He's an architect.
  4345. - Oh...
  4346.  
  4347. 996
  4348. 00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:26,362
  4349. - Well, project manager.
  4350. - Architect.
  4351.  
  4352. 997
  4353. 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,947
  4354. He... seems soft.
  4355.  
  4356. 998
  4357. 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,281
  4358. He is.
  4359.  
  4360. 999
  4361. 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,742
  4362. Oh, my God, how did you know
  4363. I called him Mush?
  4364.  
  4365. 1000
  4366. 00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:35,871
  4367. Mush, you have to do
  4368. that thing that I love, when you do.
  4369.  
  4370. 1001
  4371. 00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:37,164
  4372. - Uh...
  4373. - Come on. Do it.
  4374.  
  4375. 1002
  4376. 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:39,208
  4377. - Maybe not right now.
  4378. - Do it. Do it, do it!
  4379.  
  4380. 1003
  4381. 00:48:39,291 --> 00:48:40,167
  4382. Okay.
  4383.  
  4384. 1004
  4385. 00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:41,293
  4386. Oh, look at that!
  4387.  
  4388. 1005
  4389. 00:48:41,377 --> 00:48:43,129
  4390. There's so much of it!
  4391.  
  4392. 1006
  4393. 00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:44,296
  4394. I'm a little mushball.
  4395.  
  4396. 1007
  4397. 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,215
  4398. - Cute!
  4399. - Just... She loves my neck fat.
  4400.  
  4401. 1008
  4402. 00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:47,758
  4403. I just-- You know, I love cake, so...
  4404.  
  4405. 1009
  4406. 00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:50,511
  4407. So, how do you two know each other?
  4408.  
  4409. 1010
  4410. 00:48:50,594 --> 00:48:52,596
  4411. - Oh, Blake and I?
  4412. - Uh, let me guess.
  4413.  
  4414. 1011
  4415. 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,516
  4416. You guys met at some fabulous yacht party.
  4417.  
  4418. 1012
  4419. 00:48:56,934 --> 00:48:59,103
  4420. Actually, it was a really
  4421. disappointing yacht party.
  4422.  
  4423. 1013
  4424. 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:01,439
  4425. - You remember that?
  4426. - It was the worst yacht party ever!
  4427.  
  4428. 1014
  4429. 00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:03,149
  4430. - It was terrible.
  4431. - Oh!
  4432.  
  4433. 1015
  4434. 00:49:03,232 --> 00:49:04,900
  4435. But, speaking of great parties,
  4436.  
  4437. 1016
  4438. 00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:07,695
  4439. you guys have to come
  4440. to the Hamptons this weekend.
  4441.  
  4442. 1017
  4443. 00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,197
  4444. We're having a few of my friends over
  4445.  
  4446. 1018
  4447. 00:49:10,281 --> 00:49:11,991
  4448. at my charming little beach house.
  4449.  
  4450. 1019
  4451. 00:49:12,074 --> 00:49:13,200
  4452. That sounds lovely.
  4453.  
  4454. 1020
  4455. 00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,369
  4456. Well, I was gonna take
  4457. my helicopter out anyway, so...
  4458.  
  4459. 1021
  4460. 00:49:15,453 --> 00:49:18,581
  4461. So funny. I was gonna offer you guys
  4462. a ride in my helicopter.
  4463.  
  4464. 1022
  4465. 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:21,584
  4466. That's so sweet, darling,
  4467. but better we take our own.
  4468.  
  4469. 1023
  4470. 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:25,421
  4471. Nat and I might wanna hit the, er,
  4472. old Caperoo, if you know what I mean.
  4473.  
  4474. 1024
  4475. 00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:28,966
  4476. - Oh, I know what you mean. I see you.
  4477. - I... I don't. What does that mean?
  4478.  
  4479. 1025
  4480. 00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:33,012
  4481. You two have such amazing chemistry.
  4482.  
  4483. 1026
  4484. 00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,014
  4485. Maybe we should swap.
  4486.  
  4487. 1027
  4488. 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:42,188
  4489. - She's joking. Yeah, she's joking.
  4490. - What?
  4491.  
  4492. 1028
  4493. 00:49:42,897 --> 00:49:44,315
  4494. Well, what do you think? Hamptons?
  4495.  
  4496. 1029
  4497. 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,359
  4498. You had me at hello-copter.
  4499.  
  4500. 1030
  4501. 00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:11,175
  4502. This lobster...
  4503.  
  4504. 1031
  4505. 00:50:11,926 --> 00:50:13,302
  4506. is the size of a cat.
  4507.  
  4508. 1032
  4509. 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:15,095
  4510. Yet it's...
  4511.  
  4512. 1033
  4513. 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:17,348
  4514. as tender as a marshmallow.
  4515.  
  4516. 1034
  4517. 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,558
  4518. "Tender as a marshmallow."
  4519.  
  4520. 1035
  4521. 00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:22,228
  4522. You are beguiling.
  4523.  
  4524. 1036
  4525. 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:25,940
  4526. Did you just learn that word?
  4527. 'Cause you tend to say it a lot.
  4528.  
  4529. 1037
  4530. 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:27,775
  4531. If you want me to stop saying it, I will.
  4532.  
  4533. 1038
  4534. 00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:31,028
  4535. But you're gonna have to stop
  4536. being so damn beguiling.
  4537.  
  4538. 1039
  4539. 00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:35,074
  4540. Oh. Sorry, it's my father.
  4541.  
  4542. 1040
  4543. 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:36,116
  4544. Y'ello?
  4545.  
  4546. 1041
  4547. 00:50:44,124 --> 00:50:46,585
  4548. It's so good to see you guys.
  4549. Thanks for coming.
  4550.  
  4551. 1042
  4552. 00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:47,670
  4553. Thank you. Thank you.
  4554.  
  4555. 1043
  4556. 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:50,548
  4557. Okay. Oh, you're squeezing some too, yeah.
  4558.  
  4559. 1044
  4560. 00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:52,550
  4561. Okay, we're gettin' it. Oh.
  4562.  
  4563. 1045
  4564. 00:50:52,633 --> 00:50:53,801
  4565. Oh, God.
  4566.  
  4567. 1046
  4568. 00:50:53,884 --> 00:50:55,886
  4569. - Oh!
  4570. - There you go. Get on you...
  4571.  
  4572. 1047
  4573. 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:57,930
  4574. Phew.
  4575.  
  4576. 1048
  4577. 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,559
  4578. - Hey.
  4579. - Hey.
  4580.  
  4581. 1049
  4582. 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,313
  4583. So, you and Blake
  4584. are kind of a thing, huh?
  4585.  
  4586. 1050
  4587. 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:08,607
  4588. Well, you and Isabella...
  4589.  
  4590. 1051
  4591. 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:09,567
  4592. - I know.
  4593. - Huh?
  4594.  
  4595. 1052
  4596. 00:51:09,650 --> 00:51:12,361
  4597. Who'd have thought that me and you
  4598. would both end up with just, like...
  4599.  
  4600. 1053
  4601. 00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:13,487
  4602. perfect humans?
  4603.  
  4604. 1054
  4605. 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:15,364
  4606. - Yeah. It's...
  4607. - Crazy.
  4608.  
  4609. 1055
  4610. 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:17,950
  4611. - Yeah, really... really crazy.
  4612. - Yeah.
  4613.  
  4614. 1056
  4615. 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:19,994
  4616. Aah.
  4617.  
  4618. 1057
  4619. 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:21,704
  4620. You know what's funny?
  4621.  
  4622. 1058
  4623. 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:25,499
  4624. The fact that all those rich ladies
  4625. have crabs?
  4626.  
  4627. 1059
  4628. 00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:26,917
  4629. Well, yes, that is funny.
  4630.  
  4631. 1060
  4632. 00:51:27,001 --> 00:51:29,920
  4633. But, at one point, I thought
  4634. it would actually be me and you
  4635.  
  4636. 1061
  4637. 00:51:30,004 --> 00:51:31,380
  4638. that would end up together.
  4639.  
  4640. 1062
  4641. 00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:32,881
  4642. You did?
  4643.  
  4644. 1063
  4645. 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:34,633
  4646. Yeah, in the beginning.
  4647.  
  4648. 1064
  4649. 00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:37,845
  4650. Well, why didn't you ask me out, then?
  4651.  
  4652. 1065
  4653. 00:51:39,471 --> 00:51:42,224
  4654. Why don't... why don't you just, like,
  4655. ask me out right now?
  4656.  
  4657. 1066
  4658. 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:43,976
  4659. I did.
  4660.  
  4661. 1067
  4662. 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,686
  4663. All the time. You'd always say no.
  4664.  
  4665. 1068
  4666. 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:47,313
  4667. You'd shoot me down, and...
  4668.  
  4669. 1069
  4670. 00:51:47,396 --> 00:51:49,231
  4671. And then we became
  4672. such good friends, so...
  4673.  
  4674. 1070
  4675. 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:50,733
  4676. What are you talking about?
  4677.  
  4678. 1071
  4679. 00:51:51,317 --> 00:51:52,860
  4680. Uh... I never shot you down.
  4681.  
  4682. 1072
  4683. 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,404
  4684. I asked you out, like, a million times.
  4685.  
  4686. 1073
  4687. 00:51:56,196 --> 00:51:59,199
  4688. For, like, drinks
  4689. at happy hour after work,
  4690.  
  4691. 1074
  4692. 00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:01,910
  4693. or to go to the karaoke bar
  4694. with your kickball team.
  4695.  
  4696. 1075
  4697. 00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:05,873
  4698. I didn't wanna sit there and listen to you
  4699. chat about some girl you had a crush on.
  4700.  
  4701. 1076
  4702. 00:52:05,956 --> 00:52:09,460
  4703. Okay, why do you say kickball team
  4704. like it's a bad thing? Hm?
  4705.  
  4706. 1077
  4707. 00:52:10,002 --> 00:52:12,838
  4708. The New York Kick Bockers
  4709. are elite level athletes.
  4710.  
  4711. 1078
  4712. 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:14,131
  4713. It's true.
  4714.  
  4715. 1079
  4716. 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,884
  4717. - I'm a jock out there. I'm a jock.
  4718. - Come on!
  4719.  
  4720. 1080
  4721. 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,927
  4722. - You are such an idiot.
  4723. - Mush?
  4724.  
  4725. 1081
  4726. 00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:20,512
  4727. Mush?
  4728.  
  4729. 1082
  4730. 00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:21,764
  4731. Hey. Be right there.
  4732.  
  4733. 1083
  4734. 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,642
  4735. Are you comfortable with that nickname?
  4736.  
  4737. 1084
  4738. 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,477
  4739. It seems kind of like a negative.
  4740.  
  4741. 1085
  4742. 00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:27,770
  4743. Oh, you don't like it?
  4744.  
  4745. 1086
  4746. 00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:31,815
  4747. I think it's kind of cute.
  4748. Hurts to do, but it's kind of cute, right?
  4749.  
  4750. 1087
  4751. 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,488
  4752. It's time! Okay.
  4753.  
  4754. 1088
  4755. 00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:39,531
  4756. Attention, everyone.
  4757.  
  4758. 1089
  4759. 00:52:40,115 --> 00:52:41,033
  4760. Eyes up here.
  4761.  
  4762. 1090
  4763. 00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:45,412
  4764. Hi, everyone, and thank you so much
  4765. for coming to this modest little thing
  4766.  
  4767. 1091
  4768. 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,414
  4769. we threw together last minute.
  4770.  
  4771. 1092
  4772. 00:52:47,498 --> 00:52:51,168
  4773. I think we all know the story
  4774. of how Isabella and I met,
  4775.  
  4776. 1093
  4777. 00:52:51,669 --> 00:52:53,379
  4778. but I will tell it again.
  4779.  
  4780. 1094
  4781. 00:52:53,462 --> 00:52:54,797
  4782. I was walking.
  4783.  
  4784. 1095
  4785. 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,217
  4786. Yeah, with me, his best friend. I'm...
  4787. I'm his best friend, so...
  4788.  
  4789. 1096
  4790. 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,219
  4791. Yep, I was just walking,
  4792.  
  4793. 1097
  4794. 00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:02,971
  4795. and I saw this beautiful woman
  4796. choking, so--
  4797.  
  4798. 1098
  4799. 00:53:03,055 --> 00:53:04,640
  4800. - Like...
  4801. - Yeah.
  4802.  
  4803. 1099
  4804. 00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:05,891
  4805. So I ran up to her...
  4806.  
  4807. 1100
  4808. 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:08,018
  4809. and gave her the Heimlich...
  4810.  
  4811. 1101
  4812. 00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:10,104
  4813. and then she gave me her heart.
  4814.  
  4815. 1102
  4816. 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:11,480
  4817. Aww!
  4818.  
  4819. 1103
  4820. 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:12,606
  4821. That's gross.
  4822.  
  4823. 1104
  4824. 00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:15,192
  4825. Isabella, you are totally...
  4826.  
  4827. 1105
  4828. 00:53:15,776 --> 00:53:17,236
  4829. and utterly yourself.
  4830.  
  4831. 1106
  4832. 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:20,698
  4833. And you are so confident,
  4834.  
  4835. 1107
  4836. 00:53:20,781 --> 00:53:23,742
  4837. and you're never afraid
  4838. to go after what you want.
  4839.  
  4840. 1108
  4841. 00:53:23,826 --> 00:53:27,246
  4842. And even though I am so not worthy...
  4843.  
  4844. 1109
  4845. 00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:29,957
  4846. From <i>Wayne's World.</i>
  4847.  
  4848. 1110
  4849. 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:32,501
  4850. It's crazy that...
  4851.  
  4852. 1111
  4853. 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,045
  4854. that what you want is me.
  4855.  
  4856. 1112
  4857. 00:53:36,171 --> 00:53:38,757
  4858. - I do.
  4859. - Awww!
  4860.  
  4861. 1113
  4862. 00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:41,593
  4863. Which is why this is not just a party.
  4864.  
  4865. 1114
  4866. 00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:42,511
  4867. <i>♪ Ba-ba-da! ♪</i>
  4868.  
  4869. 1115
  4870. 00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:44,346
  4871. Surprise! It's our wedding!
  4872.  
  4873. 1116
  4874. 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:46,682
  4875. We're getting married!
  4876.  
  4877. 1117
  4878. 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:48,892
  4879. What the f--
  4880.  
  4881. 1118
  4882. 00:53:48,976 --> 00:53:51,687
  4883. So we're getting married tomorrow,
  4884. and tonight we're going into town
  4885.  
  4886. 1119
  4887. 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:54,690
  4888. - for some karaoke!
  4889. - Coming! Karaoke tonight!
  4890.  
  4891. 1120
  4892. 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:03,532
  4893. God, what was the theme of this wedding?
  4894. Easter at Elton John's house?
  4895.  
  4896. 1121
  4897. 00:54:03,615 --> 00:54:06,535
  4898. Donny, wh-- How the hell did you get here?
  4899.  
  4900. 1122
  4901. 00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:08,078
  4902. - Um...
  4903. - Come here.
  4904.  
  4905. 1123
  4906. 00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:14,501
  4907. I stole your password
  4908. and then I used Find My iPhone.
  4909.  
  4910. 1124
  4911. 00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:17,296
  4912. And then I took a bus here like an animal.
  4913. Oh, my goodness.
  4914.  
  4915. 1125
  4916. 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:21,383
  4917. I sat next to a woman eating spaghetti
  4918. out of a Ziploc bag. Uh, no.
  4919.  
  4920. 1126
  4921. 00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:23,719
  4922. - Okay. I don't need the play-by-gay.
  4923. - And then--
  4924.  
  4925. 1127
  4926. 00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:26,054
  4927. It's Josh. It was never Blake.
  4928.  
  4929. 1128
  4930. 00:54:26,138 --> 00:54:28,223
  4931. Okay, I have to get together with Josh.
  4932.  
  4933. 1129
  4934. 00:54:28,307 --> 00:54:29,183
  4935. Oh, my God.
  4936.  
  4937. 1130
  4938. 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,310
  4939. Yeah, and the weirdest thing
  4940. just happened.
  4941.  
  4942. 1131
  4943. 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:33,812
  4944. He just said to me that he thought
  4945. we'd always end up together.
  4946.  
  4947. 1132
  4948. 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:35,022
  4949. But now he's getting married.
  4950.  
  4951. 1133
  4952. 00:54:35,105 --> 00:54:37,608
  4953. What? So the best friend you've always
  4954. had a ton of chemistry with
  4955.  
  4956. 1134
  4957. 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:38,984
  4958. is the guy for you?
  4959.  
  4960. 1135
  4961. 00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:40,903
  4962. Oh, my God,
  4963. who could've seen that coming?
  4964.  
  4965. 1136
  4966. 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:42,654
  4967. Except every single person ever
  4968. of all time?
  4969.  
  4970. 1137
  4971. 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,282
  4972. - Oh, well, sorry.
  4973. - Okay.
  4974.  
  4975. 1138
  4976. 00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:47,284
  4977. I got distracted by Blake's wealth,
  4978.  
  4979. 1139
  4980. 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:50,287
  4981. and his face and his, um... giant penis.
  4982.  
  4983. 1140
  4984. 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:52,331
  4985. Okay, caller, please hold.
  4986.  
  4987. 1141
  4988. 00:54:53,081 --> 00:54:54,792
  4989. I thought you said
  4990. you two couldn't have sex.
  4991.  
  4992. 1142
  4993. 00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,002
  4994. Erm... No, we can't, but...
  4995.  
  4996. 1143
  4997. 00:54:57,961 --> 00:55:00,172
  4998. - Of course I had to sneak a peek.
  4999. - That's my booch.
  5000.  
  5001. 1144
  5002. 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:02,508
  5003. Once or twice.
  5004. "Sorry, I'm just going to the toilet."
  5005.  
  5006. 1145
  5007. 00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:03,467
  5008. Oh, my God.
  5009.  
  5010. 1146
  5011. 00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:05,636
  5012. - Yes.
  5013. - Mental picture. Mental picture.
  5014.  
  5015. 1147
  5016. 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,054
  5017. That is a sexy move.
  5018.  
  5019. 1148
  5020. 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,222
  5021. Okay, the point is...
  5022.  
  5023. 1149
  5024. 00:55:08,764 --> 00:55:10,474
  5025. - it's Josh, okay?
  5026. - Yeah.
  5027.  
  5028. 1150
  5029. 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,851
  5030. And it was always Josh.
  5031.  
  5032. 1151
  5033. 00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:15,062
  5034. 'Cause he's such a nerd
  5035. and he's so sweet and...
  5036.  
  5037. 1152
  5038. 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,898
  5039. he just... like, he really gets me,
  5040.  
  5041. 1153
  5042. 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,901
  5043. and that one time when I thought
  5044. he was moving away forever...
  5045.  
  5046. 1154
  5047. 00:55:21,485 --> 00:55:22,611
  5048. I cried all night.
  5049.  
  5050. 1155
  5051. 00:55:23,487 --> 00:55:24,822
  5052. And I never ever told him.
  5053.  
  5054. 1156
  5055. 00:55:25,614 --> 00:55:28,534
  5056. On a scale of baguette to surface-to-air
  5057. missile, how giant are we talking?
  5058.  
  5059. 1157
  5060. 00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:29,868
  5061. - Seriously?
  5062. - Mm-hm.
  5063.  
  5064. 1158
  5065. 00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:31,912
  5066. It'll help determine
  5067. the advice that I give you.
  5068.  
  5069. 1159
  5070. 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:35,499
  5071. I don't know,
  5072. it's, like, the size of a pepper grinder.
  5073.  
  5074. 1160
  5075. 00:55:35,582 --> 00:55:38,001
  5076. The kind you have at home?
  5077. The kind a waiter has to bring over?
  5078.  
  5079. 1161
  5080. 00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:40,504
  5081. The kind that the waiter
  5082. has to bring over.
  5083.  
  5084. 1162
  5085. 00:55:41,755 --> 00:55:42,965
  5086. My God.
  5087.  
  5088. 1163
  5089. 00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,383
  5090. I-- I've swallowed my tongue.
  5091.  
  5092. 1164
  5093. 00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:48,470
  5094. You don't tell somebody you thought
  5095. you'd end up together...
  5096.  
  5097. 1165
  5098. 00:55:48,554 --> 00:55:51,223
  5099. the night before your wedding,
  5100. unless you're having second thoughts.
  5101.  
  5102. 1166
  5103. 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:52,975
  5104. - Mm-mm. No.
  5105. - So I can't let him marry
  5106.  
  5107. 1167
  5108. 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,309
  5109. that beautiful creature.
  5110.  
  5111. 1168
  5112. 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:56,311
  5113. No.
  5114.  
  5115. 1169
  5116. 00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:57,604
  5117. I have to stop that wedding.
  5118.  
  5119. 1170
  5120. 00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,649
  5121. You are so totally right,
  5122. you should totally stop this wedding!
  5123.  
  5124. 1171
  5125. 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:03,443
  5126. - I'm stopping this wedding.
  5127. - Oh, my God, do it. Do it, booch.
  5128.  
  5129. 1172
  5130. 00:56:03,986 --> 00:56:05,904
  5131. <i>♪ Lift your open hand ♪</i>
  5132.  
  5133. 1173
  5134. 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:09,616
  5135. <i>♪ Strike up the band
  5136. And make the fireflies dance ♪</i>
  5137.  
  5138. 1174
  5139. 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,327
  5140. <i>♪ Silver moon sparkle... ♪</i>
  5141.  
  5142. 1175
  5143. 00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:14,788
  5144. Ooh, very high! Very high.
  5145.  
  5146. 1176
  5147. 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:16,540
  5148. <i>♪ Me ♪</i>
  5149.  
  5150. 1177
  5151. 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:20,502
  5152. <i>For my fiancé.</i>
  5153.  
  5154. 1178
  5155. 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:23,589
  5156. - Tequila shot time!
  5157. - Whoo!
  5158.  
  5159. 1179
  5160. 00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:25,090
  5161. <i>♪ Just kiss me ♪</i>
  5162.  
  5163. 1180
  5164. 00:56:25,173 --> 00:56:26,508
  5165. Who are those for?
  5166.  
  5167. 1181
  5168. 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:29,136
  5169. Me and you...
  5170.  
  5171. 1182
  5172. 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:30,178
  5173. and...
  5174.  
  5175. 1183
  5176. 00:56:31,013 --> 00:56:32,431
  5177. me and you.
  5178.  
  5179. 1184
  5180. 00:56:32,514 --> 00:56:34,224
  5181. I was... I was afraid of that.
  5182.  
  5183. 1185
  5184. 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:36,727
  5185. Let's just get wasted
  5186. and make some bad decisions tonight.
  5187.  
  5188. 1186
  5189. 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:38,395
  5190. - <i>Josh?</i>
  5191. - Instead of tomorrow.
  5192.  
  5193. 1187
  5194. 00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:39,354
  5195. <i>Josh?</i>
  5196.  
  5197. 1188
  5198. 00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:42,107
  5199. - Hey!
  5200. <i>- Song's up.</i>
  5201.  
  5202. 1189
  5203. 00:56:42,524 --> 00:56:45,485
  5204. <i>Natalie, hi! Erm...</i>
  5205.  
  5206. 1190
  5207. 00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:46,778
  5208. <i>You're next. Come on up.</i>
  5209.  
  5210. 1191
  5211. 00:56:47,821 --> 00:56:49,907
  5212. - I'm good.
  5213. - Hey, honey, you don't understand.
  5214.  
  5215. 1192
  5216. 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,159
  5217. She hates karaoke,
  5218.  
  5219. 1193
  5220. 00:56:52,242 --> 00:56:54,703
  5221. despises it more than,
  5222. like, anything in the world.
  5223.  
  5224. 1194
  5225. 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:58,206
  5226. I guess besides
  5227. presenting your work at big meetings,
  5228.  
  5229. 1195
  5230. 00:56:58,290 --> 00:56:59,917
  5231. my cool guy face.
  5232.  
  5233. 1196
  5234. 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,669
  5235. I feel like you hate
  5236. kind of everything, don't you?
  5237.  
  5238. 1197
  5239. 00:57:02,753 --> 00:57:04,880
  5240. It's okay, Natalie, I understand.
  5241.  
  5242. 1198
  5243. 00:57:04,963 --> 00:57:07,049
  5244. Some people are just
  5245. not meant for the spotlight.
  5246.  
  5247. 1199
  5248. 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,258
  5249. It's okay.
  5250.  
  5251. 1200
  5252. 00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:11,178
  5253. Uh... No, I ca-- I can give it a go.
  5254.  
  5255. 1201
  5256. 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:13,847
  5257. - Really? I've never seen you sing before.
  5258. - Oh, my God.
  5259.  
  5260. 1202
  5261. 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,265
  5262. - Mm...
  5263. - Do it!
  5264.  
  5265. 1203
  5266. 00:57:15,349 --> 00:57:17,100
  5267. - I've sung before...
  5268. - Do it! Do it!
  5269.  
  5270. 1204
  5271. 00:57:17,184 --> 00:57:19,937
  5272. - You don't need to drink. You can just...
  5273. - I'm gonna give it a shot.
  5274.  
  5275. 1205
  5276. 00:57:21,188 --> 00:57:25,275
  5277. - Ooh, you're givin' it a shot. Aren't you?
  5278. - Okay, go for it, Natalie!
  5279.  
  5280. 1206
  5281. 00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:28,111
  5282. - This should be interesting.
  5283. - Love this.
  5284.  
  5285. 1207
  5286. 00:57:36,703 --> 00:57:37,871
  5287. <i>♪ The... ♪</i>
  5288.  
  5289. 1208
  5290. 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,122
  5291. <i>No, okay, sorry.</i>
  5292.  
  5293. 1209
  5294. 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:40,332
  5295. <i>Sorry, guys.</i>
  5296.  
  5297. 1210
  5298. 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:43,752
  5299. <i>♪ The clock strikes upon the hour ♪</i>
  5300.  
  5301. 1211
  5302. 00:57:43,835 --> 00:57:46,964
  5303. <i>♪ And the sun begins to fade ♪</i>
  5304.  
  5305. 1212
  5306. 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:51,718
  5307. <i>♪ Still enough time to figure out ♪</i>
  5308.  
  5309. 1213
  5310. 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:55,097
  5311. <i>♪ How to chase my blues away ♪</i>
  5312.  
  5313. 1214
  5314. 00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:59,726
  5315. <i>♪ I've done all right up to now ♪</i>
  5316.  
  5317. 1215
  5318. 00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:04,272
  5319. <i>♪ It's the light of day
  5320. That shows me how ♪</i>
  5321.  
  5322. 1216
  5323. 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:06,608
  5324. <i>- ♪ But when the night falls ♪</i>
  5325.  
  5326. 1217
  5327. 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:10,821
  5328. <i>♪ My loneliness calls ♪</i>
  5329.  
  5330. 1218
  5331. 00:58:10,904 --> 00:58:14,825
  5332. <i>♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i>
  5333.  
  5334. 1219
  5335. 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:18,286
  5336. <i>♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪</i>
  5337.  
  5338. 1220
  5339. 00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:22,749
  5340. <i>♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i>
  5341.  
  5342. 1221
  5343. 00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:29,047
  5344. <i>♪ With somebody who loves me ♪</i>
  5345.  
  5346. 1222
  5347. 00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:31,133
  5348. - <i>♪ Yeah, yeah ♪</i>
  5349. - Yeah!
  5350.  
  5351. 1223
  5352. 00:58:32,092 --> 00:58:32,926
  5353. <i>Whoo!</i>
  5354.  
  5355. 1224
  5356. 00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:37,639
  5357. <i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>
  5358.  
  5359. 1225
  5360. 00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:41,810
  5361. <i>♪ Aah ♪</i>
  5362.  
  5363. 1226
  5364. 00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:44,730
  5365. <i>♪ Uh ♪</i>
  5366.  
  5367. 1227
  5368. 00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:48,817
  5369. <i>♪ I've been in love and lost my senses ♪</i>
  5370.  
  5371. 1228
  5372. 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:52,362
  5373. <i>♪ Spinnin' through the town ♪</i>
  5374.  
  5375. 1229
  5376. 00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:56,283
  5377. <i>♪ Sooner or later, the fever ends ♪</i>
  5378.  
  5379. 1230
  5380. 00:58:56,366 --> 00:59:00,579
  5381. <i>♪ And I wind up feeling down ♪</i>
  5382.  
  5383. 1231
  5384. 00:59:01,163 --> 00:59:04,416
  5385. <i>♪ I need a man who'll take a chance ♪</i>
  5386.  
  5387. 1232
  5388. 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:08,462
  5389. <i>♪ On a love that burns
  5390. Hot enough to last ♪</i>
  5391.  
  5392. 1233
  5393. 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,423
  5394. <i>♪ So when the night falls ♪</i>
  5395.  
  5396. 1234
  5397. 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:14,634
  5398. <i>Whoa! </i>
  5399. <i>♪ My lonely heart calls ♪</i>
  5400.  
  5401. 1235
  5402. 00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:19,056
  5403. <i>♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i>
  5404.  
  5405. 1236
  5406. 00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:23,185
  5407. <i>- ♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody ♪
  5408. - ♪ Aah! Aah! ♪</i>
  5409.  
  5410. 1237
  5411. 00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:27,147
  5412. <i>♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i>
  5413.  
  5414. 1238
  5415. 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:30,525
  5416. <i>♪ With somebody who loves me ♪</i>
  5417.  
  5418. 1239
  5419. 00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:32,611
  5420. <i>♪ Somebody who ♪</i>
  5421.  
  5422. 1240
  5423. 00:59:32,944 --> 00:59:35,072
  5424. <i>- ♪ Somebody who ♪
  5425. - ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>
  5426.  
  5427. 1241
  5428. 00:59:35,781 --> 00:59:38,784
  5429. <i>♪ Somebody who loves me, yeah ♪</i>
  5430.  
  5431. 1242
  5432. 00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:40,702
  5433. <i>♪ Somebody who ♪</i>
  5434.  
  5435. 1243
  5436. 00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:43,663
  5437. <i>- ♪ Somebody who ♪
  5438. - ♪ Aah! ♪</i>
  5439.  
  5440. 1244
  5441. 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:47,417
  5442. <i>♪ To hold me in his arms, oh ♪</i>
  5443.  
  5444. 1245
  5445. 00:59:47,501 --> 00:59:50,378
  5446. <i>♪ I need a man who'll take a chance ♪</i>
  5447.  
  5448. 1246
  5449. 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:54,674
  5450. <i>♪ On a love that burns
  5451. Hot enough to last ♪</i>
  5452.  
  5453. 1247
  5454. 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:57,511
  5455. <i>♪ So when the night falls ♪</i>
  5456.  
  5457. 1248
  5458. 00:59:58,345 --> 01:00:01,556
  5459. <i>♪ My lonely heart calls ♪</i>
  5460.  
  5461. 1249
  5462. 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:05,185
  5463. <i>♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i>
  5464.  
  5465. 1250
  5466. 01:00:05,894 --> 01:00:09,314
  5467. <i>- ♪ I wanna feel the heat ♪
  5468. - ♪With somebody ♪</i>
  5469.  
  5470. 1251
  5471. 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:14,569
  5472. <i>♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i>
  5473.  
  5474. 1252
  5475. 01:00:14,653 --> 01:00:17,948
  5476. <i>♪ With somebody who loves me ♪</i>
  5477.  
  5478. 1253
  5479. 01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:21,743
  5480. <i>♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody ♪</i>
  5481.  
  5482. 1254
  5483. 01:00:22,327 --> 01:00:26,081
  5484. <i>- ♪ I wanna feel the heat ♪
  5485. - ♪ With somebody ♪</i>
  5486.  
  5487. 1255
  5488. 01:00:26,164 --> 01:00:28,792
  5489. <i>- ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
  5490. - ♪ Ooh! ♪</i>
  5491.  
  5492. 1256
  5493. 01:00:28,875 --> 01:00:30,502
  5494. <i>♪ Uh! Come on ♪</i>
  5495.  
  5496. 1257
  5497. 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:33,130
  5498. <i>♪ With somebody who loves me ♪</i>
  5499.  
  5500. 1258
  5501. 01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:35,507
  5502. <i>♪ Don't you wanna dance?
  5503. Say you wanna dance ♪</i>
  5504.  
  5505. 1259
  5506. 01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,425
  5507. <i>- ♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪
  5508. - ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>
  5509.  
  5510. 1260
  5511. 01:00:37,509 --> 01:00:39,845
  5512. <i>♪ Don't you wanna dance?
  5513. Say you wanna dance ♪</i>
  5514.  
  5515. 1261
  5516. 01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:41,596
  5517. <i>- ♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪
  5518. - ♪ Yeah! ♪</i>
  5519.  
  5520. 1262
  5521. 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,431
  5522. <i>♪ Don't you wanna dance?
  5523. Say you wanna dance ♪</i>
  5524.  
  5525. 1263
  5526. 01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:45,350
  5527. <i>♪ Don't you wanna dance? ♪</i>
  5528.  
  5529. 1264
  5530. 01:00:45,433 --> 01:00:46,768
  5531. <i>♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪</i>
  5532.  
  5533. 1265
  5534. 01:00:46,852 --> 01:00:53,650
  5535. <i>♪ With somebody who loves me ♪</i>
  5536.  
  5537. 1266
  5538. 01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:56,403
  5539. Whoo!
  5540.  
  5541. 1267
  5542. 01:00:58,321 --> 01:00:59,447
  5543. Oh!
  5544.  
  5545. 1268
  5546. 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,534
  5547. Oh, yes!
  5548.  
  5549. 1269
  5550. 01:01:09,624 --> 01:01:11,668
  5551. How did everyone know the choreography?
  5552.  
  5553. 1270
  5554. 01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:13,044
  5555. That was weird.
  5556.  
  5557. 1271
  5558. 01:01:13,962 --> 01:01:15,297
  5559. It doesn't make any sense.
  5560.  
  5561. 1272
  5562. 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:18,550
  5563. Honestly, you know what makes no sense?
  5564.  
  5565. 1273
  5566. 01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:20,385
  5567. Is marrying someone you just met.
  5568.  
  5569. 1274
  5570. 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:24,055
  5571. I knew you were gonna
  5572. be weird about this.
  5573.  
  5574. 1275
  5575. 01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:25,432
  5576. Because it's weird.
  5577.  
  5578. 1276
  5579. 01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:28,852
  5580. We met under, like,
  5581. really intense circumstances.
  5582.  
  5583. 1277
  5584. 01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,313
  5585. You know, it, like...
  5586. like, speeds things up.
  5587.  
  5588. 1278
  5589. 01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:35,567
  5590. That's dopamine,
  5591. that's your brain on drugs.
  5592.  
  5593. 1279
  5594. 01:01:35,650 --> 01:01:36,860
  5595. - Aah...
  5596. - It is.
  5597.  
  5598. 1280
  5599. 01:01:37,402 --> 01:01:39,654
  5600. What are you gonna do
  5601. when the drugs wear off?
  5602.  
  5603. 1281
  5604. 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:42,407
  5605. I don't know. We'll...
  5606.  
  5607. 1282
  5608. 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:44,618
  5609. figure it out.
  5610.  
  5611. 1283
  5612. 01:01:46,203 --> 01:01:48,663
  5613. Don't you wanna figure it out
  5614. with someone you really know?
  5615.  
  5616. 1284
  5617. 01:01:50,248 --> 01:01:53,084
  5618. I guess that's why they say
  5619. you should marry your best friend.
  5620.  
  5621. 1285
  5622. 01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:05,430
  5623. Maybe in a different world.
  5624.  
  5625. 1286
  5626. 01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:09,601
  5627. I should get goin'.
  5628.  
  5629. 1287
  5630. 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:12,812
  5631. Big day tomorrow.
  5632.  
  5633. 1288
  5634. 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:16,608
  5635. Yeah.
  5636.  
  5637. 1289
  5638. 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:19,444
  5639. Yep, big day.
  5640.  
  5641. 1290
  5642. 01:02:25,325 --> 01:02:28,161
  5643. Oh, that's so great, Dad.
  5644. I'm so glad you love it.
  5645.  
  5646. 1291
  5647. 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:31,164
  5648. You're right, it is innovative.
  5649. And I came up with it all by myself.
  5650.  
  5651. 1292
  5652. 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:35,085
  5653. I'll fill in the architects and they can
  5654. work up the official plans and models.
  5655.  
  5656. 1293
  5657. 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:36,628
  5658. Okay? Goodbye.
  5659.  
  5660. 1294
  5661. 01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:41,841
  5662. Oh, good morning, beautiful.
  5663.  
  5664. 1295
  5665. 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,510
  5666. Are they my plans?
  5667.  
  5668. 1296
  5669. 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:47,055
  5670. God, you look beautiful
  5671. in the morning light.
  5672.  
  5673. 1297
  5674. 01:02:47,138 --> 01:02:49,808
  5675. Were you just pitching my idea
  5676. and passing it off as your own?
  5677.  
  5678. 1298
  5679. 01:02:49,891 --> 01:02:50,934
  5680. No.
  5681.  
  5682. 1299
  5683. 01:02:51,017 --> 01:02:53,144
  5684. Well, I saw them
  5685. when I was in your apartment.
  5686.  
  5687. 1300
  5688. 01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:56,815
  5689. And the idea was for me, so...
  5690. whose idea is it, really?
  5691.  
  5692. 1301
  5693. 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,776
  5694. - Mine.
  5695. - Whoa. Hey.
  5696.  
  5697. 1302
  5698. 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:03,947
  5699. Don't know where all this crazy
  5700. assertiveness is coming from.
  5701.  
  5702. 1303
  5703. 01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:06,700
  5704. Let's be honest, you weren't gonna be able
  5705. to pitch it to me now anyways.
  5706.  
  5707. 1304
  5708. 01:03:06,783 --> 01:03:10,036
  5709. - Yeah, I was. Why wouldn't I?
  5710. - No, you... No, you weren't.
  5711.  
  5712. 1305
  5713. 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,497
  5714. Darling, now that you're with me,
  5715. you're not gonna be working anymore.
  5716.  
  5717. 1306
  5718. 01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:16,167
  5719. My girl, slumming it in the realm
  5720. of the employed? Not on my watch.
  5721.  
  5722. 1307
  5723. 01:03:16,251 --> 01:03:18,753
  5724. Mmm... I like being an architect.
  5725.  
  5726. 1308
  5727. 01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:19,921
  5728. Come on, don't be silly.
  5729.  
  5730. 1309
  5731. 01:03:21,006 --> 01:03:24,092
  5732. We should also, at some point,
  5733. talk about changing your name.
  5734.  
  5735. 1310
  5736. 01:03:24,175 --> 01:03:27,679
  5737. You're really projecting.
  5738. You think, what, we're gonna get married?
  5739.  
  5740. 1311
  5741. 01:03:27,762 --> 01:03:29,389
  5742. Well, yes.
  5743.  
  5744. 1312
  5745. 01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:31,933
  5746. And obviously,
  5747. we'll change your last name.
  5748.  
  5749. 1313
  5750. 01:03:32,017 --> 01:03:34,519
  5751. But no, I'm talking about your first name.
  5752. Natalie?
  5753.  
  5754. 1314
  5755. 01:03:35,061 --> 01:03:37,397
  5756. I really don't think it's gonna work
  5757. in my circles.
  5758.  
  5759. 1315
  5760. 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,399
  5761. So I was thinking Georgina.
  5762.  
  5763. 1316
  5764. 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:42,819
  5765. What do you think? Georgina?
  5766.  
  5767. 1317
  5768. 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:44,988
  5769. - You are...
  5770. - Beguiling.
  5771.  
  5772. 1318
  5773. 01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,031
  5774. ...horrible.
  5775.  
  5776. 1319
  5777. 01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:49,409
  5778. You're a horrible person.
  5779.  
  5780. 1320
  5781. 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,621
  5782. Okay, I... I think you're just tired,
  5783. darling. Why don't you go back to bed?
  5784.  
  5785. 1321
  5786. 01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:55,165
  5787. Why don't you piss off?
  5788.  
  5789. 1322
  5790. 01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:01,254
  5791. It is so sad...
  5792.  
  5793. 1323
  5794. 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:04,174
  5795. to watch someone you love
  5796. go mad with ambition.
  5797.  
  5798. 1324
  5799. 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,593
  5800. - Do you know who said that?
  5801. - No.
  5802.  
  5803. 1325
  5804. 01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:08,136
  5805. And now you never will.
  5806.  
  5807. 1326
  5808. 01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:13,141
  5809. I could Google it.
  5810.  
  5811. 1327
  5812. 01:04:28,114 --> 01:04:29,866
  5813. Erm... Where are you going?
  5814.  
  5815. 1328
  5816. 01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,243
  5817. - Home, booch.
  5818. - Home?
  5819.  
  5820. 1329
  5821. 01:04:32,744 --> 01:04:35,538
  5822. - The wedding starts in, like, 20 minutes.
  5823. - Uh, yeah.
  5824.  
  5825. 1330
  5826. 01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:37,123
  5827. - I don't give a shit.
  5828. - What?
  5829.  
  5830. 1331
  5831. 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,125
  5832. I tried to just be open.
  5833.  
  5834. 1332
  5835. 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,753
  5836. I tried to get Josh
  5837. to fall in love with me,
  5838.  
  5839. 1333
  5840. 01:04:41,836 --> 01:04:43,630
  5841. but that's not on the cards.
  5842.  
  5843. 1334
  5844. 01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:47,384
  5845. Not for a girl like me. Mm-mm.
  5846.  
  5847. 1335
  5848. 01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:49,552
  5849. Not even in this dumb, perfect world.
  5850.  
  5851. 1336
  5852. 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:01,106
  5853. You know, when I was younger...
  5854.  
  5855. 1337
  5856. 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,653
  5857. I was so afraid
  5858. to put myself out there for love
  5859.  
  5860. 1338
  5861. 01:05:06,736 --> 01:05:09,906
  5862. that I became this quirky little queen
  5863.  
  5864. 1339
  5865. 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:13,326
  5866. that just followed all my handsome
  5867. gay guy friends around.
  5868.  
  5869. 1340
  5870. 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:15,328
  5871. Like I was a pilot fish. Ugh!
  5872.  
  5873. 1341
  5874. 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:16,621
  5875. And I would make 'em laugh,
  5876.  
  5877. 1342
  5878. 01:05:16,704 --> 01:05:19,707
  5879. and I would find, like,
  5880. the best parties to go to,
  5881.  
  5882. 1343
  5883. 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:22,877
  5884. and I would always comfort them
  5885. when their hearts were broken.
  5886.  
  5887. 1344
  5888. 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:25,880
  5889. But you know what nobody ever knew?
  5890.  
  5891. 1345
  5892. 01:05:27,590 --> 01:05:28,550
  5893. That my heart...
  5894.  
  5895. 1346
  5896. 01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:30,677
  5897. was constantly broken.
  5898.  
  5899. 1347
  5900. 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:34,347
  5901. Constantly.
  5902.  
  5903. 1348
  5904. 01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:38,476
  5905. I mean, and how could they?
  5906.  
  5907. 1349
  5908. 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:40,770
  5909. I never let them see it.
  5910.  
  5911. 1350
  5912. 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,859
  5913. And it wasn't until I met
  5914. this palm reader in Ibiza,
  5915.  
  5916. 1351
  5917. 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:47,861
  5918. and she said to me, she said...
  5919.  
  5920. 1352
  5921. 01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:50,738
  5922. "You can search the entire universe...
  5923.  
  5924. 1353
  5925. 01:05:52,031 --> 01:05:54,451
  5926. and never find a being
  5927. more worthy of love...
  5928.  
  5929. 1354
  5930. 01:05:55,535 --> 01:05:56,411
  5931. than yourself."
  5932.  
  5933. 1355
  5934. 01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:02,250
  5935. So that's why I'm such the happy
  5936. little whore that I am today.
  5937.  
  5938. 1356
  5939. 01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:04,794
  5940. 'Cause I love my bitchy little ass.
  5941.  
  5942. 1357
  5943. 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:08,965
  5944. Who do you love, Natalie?
  5945.  
  5946. 1358
  5947. 01:06:16,097 --> 01:06:16,973
  5948. Josh.
  5949.  
  5950. 1359
  5951. 01:06:17,765 --> 01:06:19,893
  5952. I've never had the chance
  5953. to tell him that.
  5954.  
  5955. 1360
  5956. 01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:22,187
  5957. I need to tell him that.
  5958.  
  5959. 1361
  5960. 01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:23,605
  5961. Right now. Erm...
  5962.  
  5963. 1362
  5964. 01:06:24,189 --> 01:06:27,192
  5965. Oh, I'm never gonna make it.
  5966. But I have to try.
  5967.  
  5968. 1363
  5969. 01:06:27,275 --> 01:06:30,320
  5970. Oh, my God, of course. Why am I so dumb?
  5971.  
  5972. 1364
  5973. 01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:32,906
  5974. It was always gonna come down
  5975. to running to stop the wedding!
  5976.  
  5977. 1365
  5978. 01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,324
  5979. Well, then, you run, girl.
  5980.  
  5981. 1366
  5982. 01:06:34,866 --> 01:06:37,535
  5983. You run like a sexy 18-year-old
  5984. in a coming out novel
  5985.  
  5986. 1367
  5987. 01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:40,371
  5988. who just realized that they're in love
  5989. with their theater partner, Ryan.
  5990.  
  5991. 1368
  5992. 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,332
  5993. Get it!
  5994.  
  5995. 1369
  5996. 01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:47,212
  5997. <i>♪ Those days of warm rains ♪</i>
  5998.  
  5999. 1370
  6000. 01:06:47,295 --> 01:06:50,340
  6001. <i>♪ Come rushing back to me ♪</i>
  6002.  
  6003. 1371
  6004. 01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,300
  6005. <i>♪ Say it, say it again ♪</i>
  6006.  
  6007. 1372
  6008. 01:06:52,383 --> 01:06:54,469
  6009. <i>♪ I love you, always, forever ♪</i>
  6010.  
  6011. 1373
  6012. 01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:56,804
  6013. <i>♪ Near and far, closer together ♪</i>
  6014.  
  6015. 1374
  6016. 01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:59,349
  6017. <i>♪ Say you'll love, love me forever ♪</i>
  6018.  
  6019. 1375
  6020. 01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:01,726
  6021. <i>♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪</i>
  6022.  
  6023. 1376
  6024. 01:07:01,809 --> 01:07:02,852
  6025. <i>♪ Near and far and always... ♪</i>
  6026.  
  6027. 1377
  6028. 01:07:02,936 --> 01:07:05,355
  6029. Slow motion.
  6030.  
  6031. 1378
  6032. 01:07:05,438 --> 01:07:08,608
  6033. Soooo dumb.
  6034.  
  6035. 1379
  6036. 01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:10,485
  6037. <i>♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪</i>
  6038.  
  6039. 1380
  6040. 01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:12,487
  6041. <i>♪ Near and far and always ♪</i>
  6042.  
  6043. 1381
  6044. 01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:14,989
  6045. <i>♪ And everywhere and every ♪</i>
  6046.  
  6047. 1382
  6048. 01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:17,659
  6049. <i>♪ Say you'll love, love me forever ♪</i>
  6050.  
  6051. 1383
  6052. 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:19,911
  6053. <i>♪ Never stop, never, whatever ♪</i>
  6054.  
  6055. 1384
  6056. 01:07:19,994 --> 01:07:21,704
  6057. <i>♪ Near and far and always ♪</i>
  6058.  
  6059. 1385
  6060. 01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:25,333
  6061. <i>♪ And everywhere and everything ♪</i>
  6062.  
  6063. 1386
  6064. 01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:29,254
  6065. Stop!
  6066.  
  6067. 1387
  6068. 01:07:29,337 --> 01:07:30,880
  6069. - Natalie?
  6070. - Josh.
  6071.  
  6072. 1388
  6073. 01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:33,591
  6074. Oi, I just need one second.
  6075. Sorry.
  6076.  
  6077. 1389
  6078. 01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:35,885
  6079. I basically just ran,
  6080. like, a half marathon.
  6081.  
  6082. 1390
  6083. 01:07:36,511 --> 01:07:38,263
  6084. Oh, with no sports bra.
  6085.  
  6086. 1391
  6087. 01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:40,932
  6088. Natalie, what are you doing?
  6089.  
  6090. 1392
  6091. 01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,559
  6092. I'm here to stop the wedding.
  6093.  
  6094. 1393
  6095. 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:46,312
  6096. Don't worry, everyone, it's, erm...
  6097.  
  6098. 1394
  6099. 01:07:46,729 --> 01:07:50,358
  6100. She's clearly out of breath and her mind.
  6101.  
  6102. 1395
  6103. 01:07:50,441 --> 01:07:52,569
  6104. Are you feeling okay, honey?
  6105.  
  6106. 1396
  6107. 01:07:52,652 --> 01:07:54,821
  6108. 'Cause you know, he's mine, right?
  6109.  
  6110. 1397
  6111. 01:07:55,738 --> 01:07:58,032
  6112. We have a... soul connection.
  6113.  
  6114. 1398
  6115. 01:07:58,116 --> 01:07:59,284
  6116. Awww!
  6117.  
  6118. 1399
  6119. 01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:01,953
  6120. Er, no, she doesn't even know Josh.
  6121.  
  6122. 1400
  6123. 01:08:02,036 --> 01:08:03,580
  6124. What? Of course I know Josh.
  6125.  
  6126. 1401
  6127. 01:08:03,663 --> 01:08:04,664
  6128. Really?
  6129.  
  6130. 1402
  6131. 01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:07,750
  6132. Uh, what's his favorite vegetable, then?
  6133.  
  6134. 1403
  6135. 01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:11,337
  6136. Well, that's random.
  6137. No one has a favorite vegetable.
  6138.  
  6139. 1404
  6140. 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:14,382
  6141. See? She doesn't even know Josh.
  6142. It's tableside guac.
  6143.  
  6144. 1405
  6145. 01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:15,883
  6146. That's not even a real vegetable.
  6147.  
  6148. 1406
  6149. 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:16,801
  6150. It is to him.
  6151.  
  6152. 1407
  6153. 01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:19,178
  6154. Technically, it is.
  6155. It's avocados, smashed.
  6156.  
  6157. 1408
  6158. 01:08:19,262 --> 01:08:20,263
  6159. - Stop it.
  6160. - Sorry.
  6161.  
  6162. 1409
  6163. 01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:21,222
  6164. Josh.
  6165.  
  6166. 1410
  6167. 01:08:21,306 --> 01:08:23,349
  6168. I know I don't have legs for days,
  6169.  
  6170. 1411
  6171. 01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:25,977
  6172. and I'm not some yoga... whatever the sh--
  6173.  
  6174. 1412
  6175. 01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:28,730
  6176. Yoga ambassador. A yoga ambassador.
  6177.  
  6178. 1413
  6179. 01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:31,899
  6180. Ambassadors are for countries,
  6181. not for stretching.
  6182.  
  6183. 1414
  6184. 01:08:32,859 --> 01:08:34,861
  6185. Josh. Look...
  6186.  
  6187. 1415
  6188. 01:08:35,737 --> 01:08:38,364
  6189. I know you think Isabella
  6190. is the girl of your dreams.
  6191.  
  6192. 1416
  6193. 01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:41,701
  6194. But what if you're wrong?
  6195.  
  6196. 1417
  6197. 01:08:43,244 --> 01:08:44,287
  6198. Nat...
  6199.  
  6200. 1418
  6201. 01:08:44,996 --> 01:08:47,123
  6202. Okay, yeah, I'll never look like her.
  6203.  
  6204. 1419
  6205. 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:49,792
  6206. But...
  6207.  
  6208. 1420
  6209. 01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:52,378
  6210. I'm smart and kind and funny
  6211.  
  6212. 1421
  6213. 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:53,838
  6214. and...
  6215.  
  6216. 1422
  6217. 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:55,506
  6218. I'm passionate about work,
  6219.  
  6220. 1423
  6221. 01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:58,926
  6222. and I'm really weirdly good at karaoke.
  6223.  
  6224. 1424
  6225. 01:08:59,010 --> 01:08:59,886
  6226. Josh...
  6227.  
  6228. 1425
  6229. 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,016
  6230. You should choose me, you should love me.
  6231.  
  6232. 1426
  6233. 01:09:06,017 --> 01:09:07,268
  6234. Because I love...
  6235.  
  6236. 1427
  6237. 01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:09,979
  6238. I love...
  6239.  
  6240. 1428
  6241. 01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:27,080
  6242. I love me.
  6243.  
  6244. 1429
  6245. 01:09:28,289 --> 01:09:29,374
  6246. Holy crap.
  6247.  
  6248. 1430
  6249. 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:31,876
  6250. I love me.
  6251.  
  6252. 1431
  6253. 01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:35,463
  6254. Oh, my God, this whole time,
  6255.  
  6256. 1432
  6257. 01:09:35,546 --> 01:09:39,008
  6258. I thought I had to get somebody else
  6259. to fall in love with me, but I...
  6260.  
  6261. 1433
  6262. 01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:41,135
  6263. I had to love me.
  6264.  
  6265. 1434
  6266. 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,016
  6267. Okay, I'm just gonna go.
  6268.  
  6269. 1435
  6270. 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:49,394
  6271. Just to be clear,
  6272. you're not still stopping the wedding?
  6273.  
  6274. 1436
  6275. 01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:51,354
  6276. No, just go-- carry on.
  6277.  
  6278. 1437
  6279. 01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:53,523
  6280. You guys, erm... Yeah, do your thing.
  6281.  
  6282. 1438
  6283. 01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:56,067
  6284. I'm gonna do me.
  6285. Good luck with everything.
  6286.  
  6287. 1439
  6288. 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:58,528
  6289. I don't have high hopes
  6290. for what's going on there.
  6291.  
  6292. 1440
  6293. 01:09:58,611 --> 01:10:02,699
  6294. Josh and Iz, what's their couple name
  6295. gonna be? Jiz?
  6296.  
  6297. 1441
  6298. 01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:04,575
  6299. Love!
  6300.  
  6301. 1442
  6302. 01:10:04,659 --> 01:10:05,993
  6303. It's crazy, right?
  6304.  
  6305. 1443
  6306. 01:10:16,754 --> 01:10:18,881
  6307. I guess
  6308. I don't really have a choice, do I?
  6309.  
  6310. 1444
  6311. 01:10:18,965 --> 01:10:22,093
  6312. <i>♪ Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast ♪</i>
  6313.  
  6314. 1445
  6315. 01:10:22,176 --> 01:10:24,137
  6316. <i>- ♪ Faces pass and I'm homebound ♪</i>
  6317. - Whoo!
  6318.  
  6319. 1446
  6320. 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:25,763
  6321. <i>As I drove away,</i>
  6322.  
  6323. 1447
  6324. 01:10:25,847 --> 01:10:28,558
  6325. <i>I began to realize that loving
  6326. yourself is...</i>
  6327.  
  6328. 1448
  6329. 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:29,851
  6330. <i>There's something there--</i>
  6331.  
  6332. 1449
  6333. 01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:52,123
  6334. Okay.
  6335.  
  6336. 1450
  6337. 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:55,460
  6338. Looks like someone
  6339. got a pretty bad bonk on the head.
  6340.  
  6341. 1451
  6342. 01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:57,962
  6343. Bonk? No, no, no, no, no.
  6344.  
  6345. 1452
  6346. 01:10:58,045 --> 01:10:59,464
  6347. You're too hot to be a doctor.
  6348.  
  6349. 1453
  6350. 01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:00,882
  6351. How can I still be stuck here?
  6352.  
  6353. 1454
  6354. 01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:03,259
  6355. Get out of here. Wrong room.
  6356.  
  6357. 1455
  6358. 01:11:04,177 --> 01:11:06,888
  6359. Sorry, they're shooting
  6360. a<i> Law & Order SVU </i>here today,
  6361.  
  6362. 1456
  6363. 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,306
  6364. and he's just doin' some research.
  6365.  
  6366. 1457
  6367. 01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:10,391
  6368. God, I should have been a TV doctor.
  6369.  
  6370. 1458
  6371. 01:11:10,475 --> 01:11:12,894
  6372. This totally blows,
  6373. I'm buried in lawsuits...
  6374.  
  6375. 1459
  6376. 01:11:13,853 --> 01:11:15,021
  6377. You got mugged in the subway.
  6378.  
  6379. 1460
  6380. 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,230
  6381. - I... I did?
  6382. - Yeah.
  6383.  
  6384. 1461
  6385. 01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:19,233
  6386. You were in a medically-induced coma
  6387. for about 18 hours.
  6388.  
  6389. 1462
  6390. 01:11:19,317 --> 01:11:21,194
  6391. Am I... Am I okay?
  6392.  
  6393. 1463
  6394. 01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:22,570
  6395. Can I leave now?
  6396.  
  6397. 1464
  6398. 01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:25,740
  6399. If I say yes and I'm wrong...
  6400. will you sue me?
  6401.  
  6402. 1465
  6403. 01:11:26,824 --> 01:11:28,451
  6404. - No.
  6405. - Well, then my answer's yes.
  6406.  
  6407. 1466
  6408. 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:30,953
  6409. Here, can you just... erm...
  6410.  
  6411. 1467
  6412. 01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:33,122
  6413. What are you doing with that?
  6414.  
  6415. 1468
  6416. 01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:36,959
  6417. Fuck!
  6418.  
  6419. 1469
  6420. 01:11:38,753 --> 01:11:40,087
  6421. Oh, did you hear that?
  6422.  
  6423. 1470
  6424. 01:11:40,171 --> 01:11:41,088
  6425. Yeah.
  6426.  
  6427. 1471
  6428. 01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:43,216
  6429. Aaah! Yes!
  6430.  
  6431. 1472
  6432. 01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:48,596
  6433. New York is a shithole again!
  6434.  
  6435. 1473
  6436. 01:11:48,679 --> 01:11:50,139
  6437. <i>♪ Breakout ♪</i>
  6438.  
  6439. 1474
  6440. 01:11:50,223 --> 01:11:51,349
  6441. Taxi!
  6442.  
  6443. 1475
  6444. 01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:01,275
  6445. <i>♪ When explanations make no sense ♪</i>
  6446.  
  6447. 1476
  6448. 01:12:01,692 --> 01:12:05,071
  6449. <i>♪ When every answer's wrong ♪</i>
  6450.  
  6451. 1477
  6452. 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:09,617
  6453. <i>♪ You're fighting with lost confidence</i>
  6454.  
  6455. 1478
  6456. 01:12:10,284 --> 01:12:13,162
  6457. <i>♪ All expectations gone... ♪</i>
  6458.  
  6459. 1479
  6460. 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:17,124
  6461. My apartment's shitty again!
  6462.  
  6463. 1480
  6464. 01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:19,585
  6465. Yeah!
  6466.  
  6467. 1481
  6468. 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:20,920
  6469. Ah! Baxter!
  6470.  
  6471. 1482
  6472. 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:24,382
  6473. I'm back, and you're back to normal!
  6474.  
  6475. 1483
  6476. 01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:26,509
  6477. Hey, Baxter? Pyeow!
  6478.  
  6479. 1484
  6480. 01:12:26,592 --> 01:12:28,427
  6481. Baxter, play dead.
  6482.  
  6483. 1485
  6484. 01:12:30,304 --> 01:12:31,347
  6485. Close enough.
  6486.  
  6487. 1486
  6488. 01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:33,850
  6489. <i>- ♪ You're down to earth ♪
  6490. - ♪ Break down the walls ♪</i>
  6491.  
  6492. 1487
  6493. 01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:35,142
  6494. <i>♪ Break down... ♪</i>
  6495.  
  6496. 1488
  6497. 01:12:35,643 --> 01:12:36,561
  6498. Donny!
  6499.  
  6500. 1489
  6501. 01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:37,937
  6502. You're still here!
  6503.  
  6504. 1490
  6505. 01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:39,730
  6506. Mm.
  6507.  
  6508. 1491
  6509. 01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:41,649
  6510. Come on, frittatas are up.
  6511.  
  6512. 1492
  6513. 01:12:41,732 --> 01:12:44,402
  6514. Oh, no. You're still gay,
  6515. you must be trapped.
  6516.  
  6517. 1493
  6518. 01:12:44,485 --> 01:12:46,654
  6519. Wait, what? What do you mean, trapped?
  6520.  
  6521. 1494
  6522. 01:12:46,737 --> 01:12:48,072
  6523. I've been gay for forever.
  6524.  
  6525. 1495
  6526. 01:12:48,155 --> 01:12:50,491
  6527. What? What about all those girls
  6528. that come to the apartment?
  6529.  
  6530. 1496
  6531. 01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:54,120
  6532. I sell weed, and we live like a block
  6533. from an all-girls school.
  6534.  
  6535. 1497
  6536. 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,455
  6537. - Did you not know that?
  6538. - Huh?
  6539.  
  6540. 1498
  6541. 01:12:56,539 --> 01:12:58,708
  6542. Oh, right, 'cause gay guys
  6543. can't be drug dealers.
  6544.  
  6545. 1499
  6546. 01:12:58,791 --> 01:12:59,876
  6547. - That's offensive.
  6548. - Yeah.
  6549.  
  6550. 1500
  6551. 01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:02,336
  6552. You like your gay guys
  6553. to talk like this? Is that it?
  6554.  
  6555. 1501
  6556. 01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:03,921
  6557. - You want 'em to talk like this?
  6558. - Mm-hm!
  6559.  
  6560. 1502
  6561. 01:13:04,005 --> 01:13:05,756
  6562. Yeah, do you wanna go out to Fire Island?
  6563.  
  6564. 1503
  6565. 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,092
  6566. - Yeah, are you a Virgo, like me?
  6567. - Mm-hm!
  6568.  
  6569. 1504
  6570. 01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:10,303
  6571. Okay, we're real, this is how we are.
  6572.  
  6573. 1505
  6574. 01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:16,058
  6575. Thank you.
  6576.  
  6577. 1506
  6578. 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,022
  6579. Do you want weed?
  6580.  
  6581. 1507
  6582. 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:30,072
  6583. Hey, Nat. I'm running late to a meeting.
  6584. Can you clean this up for me?
  6585.  
  6586. 1508
  6587. 01:13:30,156 --> 01:13:33,910
  6588. Erm, I have things to do and places to be,
  6589. so why don't you clean that shit up?
  6590.  
  6591. 1509
  6592. 01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:35,828
  6593. Oh, yeah.
  6594.  
  6595. 1510
  6596. 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,415
  6597. Natalie, you won't believe it.
  6598.  
  6599. 1511
  6600. 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,126
  6601. The 3D printer is down again.
  6602. Can you call--
  6603.  
  6604. 1512
  6605. 01:13:42,209 --> 01:13:44,712
  6606. You? Call you?
  6607. Is that what you were gonna ask me?
  6608.  
  6609. 1513
  6610. 01:13:44,795 --> 01:13:47,173
  6611. You're the person to call
  6612. when something breaks in the office.
  6613.  
  6614. 1514
  6615. 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:50,134
  6616. - No, actually, I was gonna--
  6617. - Sorry, one second, I'm just gonna call.
  6618.  
  6619. 1515
  6620. 01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:51,802
  6621. Donna, hi, it's Natalie.
  6622.  
  6623. 1516
  6624. 01:13:51,886 --> 01:13:53,971
  6625. Yeah, can you do your goddamn job?
  6626.  
  6627. 1517
  6628. 01:13:57,016 --> 01:13:58,351
  6629. Oh, Whitney.
  6630.  
  6631. 1518
  6632. 01:13:59,185 --> 01:14:01,479
  6633. - Oh, my God! Hi!
  6634. - Hi.
  6635.  
  6636. 1519
  6637. 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:02,980
  6638. I know it was only like one day,
  6639.  
  6640. 1520
  6641. 01:14:03,064 --> 01:14:05,691
  6642. but I missed you, like, a lot,
  6643. an unhealthy amount.
  6644.  
  6645. 1521
  6646. 01:14:05,775 --> 01:14:07,193
  6647. What happened? Are you okay?
  6648.  
  6649. 1522
  6650. 01:14:07,276 --> 01:14:09,403
  6651. I am actually the best I've ever been.
  6652.  
  6653. 1523
  6654. 01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:11,572
  6655. But please, okay,
  6656.  
  6657. 1524
  6658. 01:14:11,656 --> 01:14:14,367
  6659. you need to promise me
  6660. that we will never ever fight again.
  6661.  
  6662. 1525
  6663. 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,035
  6664. What? We would never fight.
  6665.  
  6666. 1526
  6667. 01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:18,704
  6668. Mostly because you let me
  6669. watch movies all day.
  6670.  
  6671. 1527
  6672. 01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:21,874
  6673. Well, about that, I was thinking
  6674. that we cut back on the movies.
  6675.  
  6676. 1528
  6677. 01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,001
  6678. - You're right, totally right.
  6679. - Yeah.
  6680.  
  6681. 1529
  6682. 01:14:24,085 --> 01:14:25,628
  6683. I could stop whenever I want.
  6684.  
  6685. 1530
  6686. 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:27,046
  6687. They're unimportant to me.
  6688.  
  6689. 1531
  6690. 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,381
  6691. Erm... How about one a day?
  6692.  
  6693. 1532
  6694. 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:29,382
  6695. How about none a week?
  6696.  
  6697. 1533
  6698. 01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:30,675
  6699. Okay, tough but fair.
  6700.  
  6701. 1534
  6702. 01:14:30,758 --> 01:14:32,093
  6703. Yeah, like my leg hair.
  6704.  
  6705. 1535
  6706. 01:14:32,176 --> 01:14:34,428
  6707. TMI. Okay. I gotta get in there.
  6708.  
  6709. 1536
  6710. 01:14:34,512 --> 01:14:35,554
  6711. Okay, bye.
  6712.  
  6713. 1537
  6714. 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:36,681
  6715. - Whoa.
  6716. - Let's go.
  6717.  
  6718. 1538
  6719. 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:42,228
  6720. Perfect. Let's get some coffee.
  6721.  
  6722. 1539
  6723. 01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:43,688
  6724. Actually, I don't do that.
  6725.  
  6726. 1540
  6727. 01:14:44,939 --> 01:14:45,815
  6728. What do you do?
  6729.  
  6730. 1541
  6731. 01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:47,942
  6732. Take a seat, darl, you'll find out.
  6733.  
  6734. 1542
  6735. 01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:51,195
  6736. I think you'll find it very... beguiling.
  6737.  
  6738. 1543
  6739. 01:14:51,904 --> 01:14:52,780
  6740. Natalie.
  6741.  
  6742. 1544
  6743. 01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:55,449
  6744. I'm presenting my idea for his hotel.
  6745.  
  6746. 1545
  6747. 01:14:55,533 --> 01:14:57,410
  6748. We're not doing that yet.
  6749.  
  6750. 1546
  6751. 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:59,453
  6752. Well, I am. I'm ready.
  6753.  
  6754. 1547
  6755. 01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:01,038
  6756. Ow! Oh.
  6757.  
  6758. 1548
  6759. 01:15:01,539 --> 01:15:06,669
  6760. Okay, Mr. Lewis, I've been thinking
  6761. a lot lately about what we value,
  6762.  
  6763. 1549
  6764. 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:11,132
  6765. what we deem worthy of investing
  6766. our time and love
  6767.  
  6768. 1550
  6769. 01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:13,926
  6770. and, of course, our money into, so...
  6771.  
  6772. 1551
  6773. 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:17,054
  6774. as we design your exciting new hotel,
  6775.  
  6776. 1552
  6777. 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:20,349
  6778. I would like to first focus
  6779. on the parking garage.
  6780.  
  6781. 1553
  6782. 01:15:20,975 --> 01:15:22,351
  6783. The parking garage?
  6784.  
  6785. 1554
  6786. 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:24,854
  6787. Yep.
  6788.  
  6789. 1555
  6790. 01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:29,025
  6791. Think about it.
  6792. They're dark... they're closed off.
  6793.  
  6794. 1556
  6795. 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:34,238
  6796. Nobody ever really notices them.
  6797.  
  6798. 1557
  6799. 01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:38,701
  6800. But what if we open them up?
  6801.  
  6802. 1558
  6803. 01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:42,121
  6804. What if we actually...
  6805.  
  6806. 1559
  6807. 01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,373
  6808. made something of them?
  6809.  
  6810. 1560
  6811. 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,250
  6812. Made them bright and airy...
  6813.  
  6814. 1561
  6815. 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:49,420
  6816. and there were glass walls everywhere?
  6817.  
  6818. 1562
  6819. 01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:50,963
  6820. And then, suddenly...
  6821.  
  6822. 1563
  6823. 01:15:51,756 --> 01:15:53,966
  6824. something that was invisible,
  6825.  
  6826. 1564
  6827. 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:56,635
  6828. something nobody ever cared about
  6829.  
  6830. 1565
  6831. 01:15:56,719 --> 01:15:58,179
  6832. or looked twice at...
  6833.  
  6834. 1566
  6835. 01:15:59,346 --> 01:16:01,390
  6836. suddenly, they're not invisible anymore.
  6837.  
  6838. 1567
  6839. 01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:03,934
  6840. People actually look at them and...
  6841.  
  6842. 1568
  6843. 01:16:04,727 --> 01:16:05,728
  6844. see beauty.
  6845.  
  6846. 1569
  6847. 01:16:07,438 --> 01:16:08,522
  6848. They see something...
  6849.  
  6850. 1570
  6851. 01:16:09,231 --> 01:16:10,107
  6852. at least.
  6853.  
  6854. 1571
  6855. 01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:13,069
  6856. I think that could be,
  6857. like, really special.
  6858.  
  6859. 1572
  6860. 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:14,070
  6861. Hm.
  6862.  
  6863. 1573
  6864. 01:16:18,282 --> 01:16:19,617
  6865. It's actually not a bad idea.
  6866.  
  6867. 1574
  6868. 01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:20,576
  6869. Thank you.
  6870.  
  6871. 1575
  6872. 01:16:21,035 --> 01:16:23,370
  6873. It's actually a great idea,
  6874. that I thought of.
  6875.  
  6876. 1576
  6877. 01:16:24,246 --> 01:16:26,123
  6878. And I'm just gonna get started on it.
  6879.  
  6880. 1577
  6881. 01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:27,958
  6882. All right, let's do it.
  6883.  
  6884. 1578
  6885. 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:30,169
  6886. Okay, I'll see you guys later. Peace out.
  6887.  
  6888. 1579
  6889. 01:16:31,504 --> 01:16:32,838
  6890. What does beguiling mean?
  6891.  
  6892. 1580
  6893. 01:16:39,637 --> 01:16:42,306
  6894. And you! You need to stop living
  6895. in a fantasy land.
  6896.  
  6897. 1581
  6898. 01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:44,642
  6899. Hello? Hello?
  6900.  
  6901. 1582
  6902. 01:16:44,725 --> 01:16:45,768
  6903. Hello, Josh!
  6904.  
  6905. 1583
  6906. 01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:46,727
  6907. Oh. Hey.
  6908.  
  6909. 1584
  6910. 01:16:46,811 --> 01:16:48,229
  6911. - Yeah, okay.
  6912. - What's up, Nat?
  6913.  
  6914. 1585
  6915. 01:16:48,312 --> 01:16:51,023
  6916. You need to stop staring out that window
  6917.  
  6918. 1586
  6919. 01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:53,692
  6920. at some stupid girl
  6921. in some stupid little swimsuit.
  6922.  
  6923. 1587
  6924. 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,986
  6925. Okay? That's not all
  6926. it's cracked up to be.
  6927.  
  6928. 1588
  6929. 01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:58,405
  6930. You need to start living
  6931. in the real world,
  6932.  
  6933. 1589
  6934. 01:16:58,489 --> 01:17:00,699
  6935. and stop thinking
  6936. that you're gonna get with some model,
  6937.  
  6938. 1590
  6939. 01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,368
  6940. and that that's gonna make you happy.
  6941.  
  6942. 1591
  6943. 01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:03,327
  6944. You done?
  6945.  
  6946. 1592
  6947. 01:17:03,410 --> 01:17:05,454
  6948. Okay, here, take a seat.
  6949.  
  6950. 1593
  6951. 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:07,706
  6952. Come on, sit down.
  6953.  
  6954. 1594
  6955. 01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:08,999
  6956. - You're not--
  6957. - Come on.
  6958.  
  6959. 1595
  6960. 01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:10,835
  6961. - You're not pushing me again?
  6962. - No, no, no, no.
  6963.  
  6964. 1596
  6965. 01:17:10,918 --> 01:17:12,503
  6966. Hang on. Okay.
  6967.  
  6968. 1597
  6969. 01:17:12,586 --> 01:17:14,255
  6970. Stay right there, don't move.
  6971.  
  6972. 1598
  6973. 01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:16,215
  6974. Just...
  6975.  
  6976. 1599
  6977. 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,073
  6978. So what do you see
  6979. when you look at the billboard?
  6980.  
  6981. 1600
  6982. 01:17:57,298 --> 01:17:58,424
  6983. I was lookin' at you.
  6984.  
  6985. 1601
  6986. 01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:02,303
  6987. I'm always lookin' at you.
  6988.  
  6989. 1602
  6990. 01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:04,221
  6991. Josh...
  6992.  
  6993. 1603
  6994. 01:18:05,848 --> 01:18:06,974
  6995. You're such an idiot.
  6996.  
  6997. 1604
  6998. 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,195
  6999. Okay.
  7000.  
  7001. 1605
  7002. 01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:21,614
  7003. Well!
  7004.  
  7005. 1606
  7006. 01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:25,409
  7007. Maybe we should go out sometime, then.
  7008.  
  7009. 1607
  7010. 01:18:25,492 --> 01:18:26,452
  7011. - Yeah.
  7012. - Yeah.
  7013.  
  7014. 1608
  7015. 01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:27,912
  7016. - If you wanted to.
  7017. - That'd be great.
  7018.  
  7019. 1609
  7020. 01:18:27,995 --> 01:18:30,289
  7021. Okay. Yeah, good. Good-- Great. Great.
  7022.  
  7023. 1610
  7024. 01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:31,957
  7025. - Yeah, let's...
  7026. - Yeah.
  7027.  
  7028. 1611
  7029. 01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:35,044
  7030. Why are we talkin'
  7031. like we're angry with each other?
  7032.  
  7033. 1612
  7034. 01:18:35,127 --> 01:18:37,588
  7035. I don't know. I was just on a roll
  7036. this morning, and now I'm...
  7037.  
  7038. 1613
  7039. 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:42,009
  7040. Now I'm really happy.
  7041.  
  7042. 1614
  7043. 01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:43,761
  7044. So, uh, this weekend?
  7045.  
  7046. 1615
  7047. 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:45,596
  7048. Karaoke or something?
  7049.  
  7050. 1616
  7051. 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:47,348
  7052. Yeah, that'd be...
  7053.  
  7054. 1617
  7055. 01:18:48,015 --> 01:18:50,559
  7056. Yeah. I mean, I might outshine you, but...
  7057.  
  7058. 1618
  7059. 01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:53,729
  7060. - Okay, all right.
  7061. - Cool.
  7062.  
  7063. 1619
  7064. 01:19:08,202 --> 01:19:10,204
  7065. - Yeah, it should...
  7066. --This is gonna take a long time.
  7067.  
  7068. 1620
  7069. 01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:12,206
  7070. That one takes a while sometimes.
  7071.  
  7072. 1621
  7073. 01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:14,375
  7074. Okay, there it is.
  7075.  
  7076. 1622
  7077. 01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:45,281
  7078. Oh...
  7079.  
  7080. 1623
  7081. 01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:47,491
  7082. Wait, did you just run down the stairs?
  7083.  
  7084. 1624
  7085. 01:19:47,574 --> 01:19:49,618
  7086. I'm trying to be calm,
  7087. but where are you going?
  7088.  
  7089. 1625
  7090. 01:19:49,702 --> 01:19:51,370
  7091. I'm just getting a coffee.
  7092.  
  7093. 1626
  7094. 01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:53,372
  7095. 'Cause I'm now my own coffee bitch.
  7096.  
  7097. 1627
  7098. 01:19:53,455 --> 01:19:56,625
  7099. I just wanted to say I'm so proud of you.
  7100. Upstairs was amazing.
  7101.  
  7102. 1628
  7103. 01:19:56,709 --> 01:19:59,586
  7104. Just to be clear,
  7105. Josh does not complete me.
  7106.  
  7107. 1629
  7108. 01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:01,213
  7109. I complete myself.
  7110.  
  7111. 1630
  7112. 01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:03,173
  7113. You know, God...
  7114.  
  7115. 1631
  7116. 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:05,509
  7117. Even though you were so cynical,
  7118.  
  7119. 1632
  7120. 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:08,637
  7121. it looks like you have the dream job,
  7122. the guy that really likes you,
  7123.  
  7124. 1633
  7125. 01:20:08,721 --> 01:20:10,055
  7126. the really cool best friend, me...
  7127.  
  7128. 1634
  7129. 01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:13,559
  7130. It's like you are in one of those
  7131. love stories that you hate so much.
  7132.  
  7133. 1635
  7134. 01:20:16,395 --> 01:20:19,273
  7135. Yeah, all I need now
  7136. is some catchy musical number.
  7137.  
  7138. 1636
  7139. 01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,484
  7140. <i>♪ Come on, girls ♪</i>
  7141.  
  7142. 1637
  7143. 01:20:22,568 --> 01:20:24,278
  7144. <i>♪ Do you believe in love? ♪</i>
  7145.  
  7146. 1638
  7147. 01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:26,739
  7148. <i>♪ 'Cause I got somethin' to say about it ♪</i>
  7149.  
  7150. 1639
  7151. 01:20:26,822 --> 01:20:28,365
  7152. <i>♪ And it goes somethin' like this ♪</i>
  7153.  
  7154. 1640
  7155. 01:20:28,449 --> 01:20:29,533
  7156. <i>♪ Huh ♪</i>
  7157.  
  7158. 1641
  7159. 01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:32,911
  7160. <i>♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪</i>
  7161.  
  7162. 1642
  7163. 01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,247
  7164. <i>♪ Put your love to the test ♪</i>
  7165.  
  7166. 1643
  7167. 01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:37,541
  7168. <i>♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪</i>
  7169.  
  7170. 1644
  7171. 01:20:37,624 --> 01:20:40,127
  7172. <i>♪ Got to express how you feel ♪</i>
  7173.  
  7174. 1645
  7175. 01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:44,882
  7176. <i>♪ And maybe then
  7177. You'll know your love is real, yeah ♪</i>
  7178.  
  7179. 1646
  7180. 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:48,385
  7181. <i>♪ You don't need diamond rings ♪</i>
  7182.  
  7183. 1647
  7184. 01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:52,598
  7185. <i>♪ Or 18-karat gold ♪</i>
  7186.  
  7187. 1648
  7188. 01:20:53,557 --> 01:20:56,143
  7189. <i>♪ Fancy cars that go very fast ♪</i>
  7190.  
  7191. 1649
  7192. 01:20:56,226 --> 01:21:00,814
  7193. <i>♪ You know they never last no, no ♪</i>
  7194.  
  7195. 1650
  7196. 01:21:01,398 --> 01:21:04,276
  7197. <i>♪ Oh, what you need is a big strong hand ♪</i>
  7198.  
  7199. 1651
  7200. 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:09,740
  7201. <i>- ♪ To lift you to your higher ground ♪
  7202. - ♪ Ooh, lift to your higher ground ♪</i>
  7203.  
  7204. 1652
  7205. 01:21:09,823 --> 01:21:12,159
  7206. <i>♪ Make you feel like a queen on a throne ♪</i>
  7207.  
  7208. 1653
  7209. 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:17,289
  7210. <i>♪ Ooh, make him love you
  7211. Till you can't come down ♪</i>
  7212.  
  7213. 1654
  7214. 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:21,043
  7215. <i>♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪</i>
  7216.  
  7217. 1655
  7218. 01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:23,212
  7219. <i>♪ Put your love to the test ♪</i>
  7220.  
  7221. 1656
  7222. 01:21:23,295 --> 01:21:25,506
  7223. <i>♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪</i>
  7224.  
  7225. 1657
  7226. 01:21:25,589 --> 01:21:28,509
  7227. <i>♪ Got to express how you feel ♪</i>
  7228.  
  7229. 1658
  7230. 01:21:28,592 --> 01:21:32,638
  7231. <i>♪ And maybe then
  7232. You'll know your love is real ♪</i>
  7233.  
  7234. 1659
  7235. 01:21:33,097 --> 01:21:36,266
  7236. <i>♪ Long-stem roses
  7237. Are the way to your heart ♪</i>
  7238.  
  7239. 1660
  7240. 01:21:36,350 --> 01:21:40,687
  7241. <i>♪ But he needs to start with your head ♪</i>
  7242.  
  7243. 1661
  7244. 01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:44,650
  7245. <i>♪ Satin sheets are very romantic ♪</i>
  7246.  
  7247. 1662
  7248. 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:48,320
  7249. <i>♪ What happens when you're not in bed? ♪</i>
  7250.  
  7251. 1663
  7252. 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:49,363
  7253. <i>♪ Mm ♪</i>
  7254.  
  7255. 1664
  7256. 01:21:49,446 --> 01:21:52,116
  7257. <i>♪ You deserve the best in life ♪</i>
  7258.  
  7259. 1665
  7260. 01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:55,369
  7261. <i>♪ So if the time isn't right
  7262. Then move on ♪</i>
  7263.  
  7264. 1666
  7265. 01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:57,579
  7266. <i>♪ Move on, yeah ♪</i>
  7267.  
  7268. 1667
  7269. 01:21:57,663 --> 01:22:00,332
  7270. <i>♪ Second best is never enough ♪</i>
  7271.  
  7272. 1668
  7273. 01:22:00,416 --> 01:22:02,292
  7274. <i>♪ You'll do much better, baby</i> ♪
  7275.  
  7276. 1669
  7277. 01:22:02,376 --> 01:22:04,253
  7278. <i>- ♪ On your own ♪
  7279. - ♪ On my own ♪</i>
  7280.  
  7281. 1670
  7282. 01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:13,387
  7283. <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>
  7284.  
  7285. 1671
  7286. 01:22:13,470 --> 01:22:17,141
  7287. <i>♪ Don't go for second best, baby ♪</i>
  7288.  
  7289. 1672
  7290. 01:22:17,224 --> 01:22:19,435
  7291. <i>♪ Put your love to the test ♪</i>
  7292.  
  7293. 1673
  7294. 01:22:19,518 --> 01:22:21,603
  7295. <i>♪ You know, you know you've got to ♪</i>
  7296.  
  7297. 1674
  7298. 01:22:21,687 --> 01:22:24,189
  7299. <i>♪ Got to express how you feel ♪</i>
  7300.  
  7301. 1675
  7302. 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:28,527
  7303. <i>♪ And maybe then
  7304. You'll know your love is real ♪</i>
  7305.  
  7306. 1676
  7307. 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:35,409
  7308. <i>♪ Express yourself ♪</i>
  7309.  
  7310. 1677
  7311. 01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:43,208
  7312. Oh... ...it's hot.
  7313.  
  7314. 1678
  7315. 01:22:59,558 --> 01:23:01,185
  7316. <i>♪ Oh, yeah, we with it ♪</i>
  7317.  
  7318. 1679
  7319. 01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:04,855
  7320. <i>♪ Yeah, yeah, we with me, with me
  7321. With someone who get me ♪</i>
  7322.  
  7323. 1680
  7324. 01:23:05,272 --> 01:23:08,942
  7325. <i>♪ What do you give me, give me?
  7326. Yeah, yeah, we with it ♪</i>
  7327.  
  7328. 1681
  7329. 01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,944
  7330. <i>♪ Yeah, yeah, we with it ♪</i>
  7331.  
  7332. 1682
  7333. 01:23:11,361 --> 01:23:14,990
  7334. <i>♪ Yeah, we stay with it from beginning
  7335. To be in it ♪</i>
  7336.  
  7337. 1683
  7338. 01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:16,783
  7339. <i>♪ I'mma do it my way ♪</i>
  7340.  
  7341. 1684
  7342. 01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:18,994
  7343. <i>♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪</i>
  7344.  
  7345. 1685
  7346. 01:23:19,077 --> 01:23:22,998
  7347. <i>♪ I'll just do my thing
  7348. 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪</i>
  7349.  
  7350. 1686
  7351. 01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:25,083
  7352. <i>♪ I'mma do it my way ♪</i>
  7353.  
  7354. 1687
  7355. 01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:28,754
  7356. <i>♪ I'mma, I'mma do it my way ♪</i>
  7357.  
  7358. 1688
  7359. 01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,839
  7360. <i>- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
  7361. - ♪ My way ♪</i>
  7362.  
  7363. 1689
  7364. 01:23:31,423 --> 01:23:33,175
  7365. <i>♪ And we say oh ♪</i>
  7366.  
  7367. 1690
  7368. 01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:35,886
  7369. <i>- ♪ Oh ♪
  7370. - ♪ How you like me now? ♪</i>
  7371.  
  7372. 1691
  7373. 01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:38,555
  7374. <i>♪ Got you feelin' my side
  7375. I see you any time ♪</i>
  7376.  
  7377. 1692
  7378. 01:23:38,639 --> 01:23:41,600
  7379. <i>- ♪ Hit you, like, ow ♪
  7380. - ♪ Oh ♪</i>
  7381.  
  7382. 1693
  7383. 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:43,602
  7384. <i>♪ Yeah, I can't compromise ♪</i>
  7385.  
  7386. 1694
  7387. 01:23:44,394 --> 01:23:46,480
  7388. <i>♪ 'Cause I'm nothin' like it
  7389. I just try it ♪</i>
  7390.  
  7391. 1695
  7392. 01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:49,107
  7393. <i>- ♪ Singin' I'mma do it my way ♪
  7394. - ♪ Oh ♪</i>
  7395.  
  7396. 1696
  7397. 01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:51,193
  7398. <i>♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪</i>
  7399.  
  7400. 1697
  7401. 01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:54,947
  7402. <i>♪ I'll just do my thing
  7403. 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪</i>
  7404.  
  7405. 1698
  7406. 01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,074
  7407. <i>- ♪ I'mma do it my way ♪
  7408. - ♪ Oh ♪</i>
  7409.  
  7410. 1699
  7411. 01:23:57,157 --> 01:23:58,867
  7412. <i>♪ Don't they know it's my way? ♪</i>
  7413.  
  7414. 1700
  7415. 01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:00,327
  7416. <i>♪ I'll just do my thing ♪</i>
  7417.  
  7418. 1701
  7419. 01:24:00,410 --> 01:24:02,913
  7420. <i>♪ 'Cause I like the way I do it ♪</i>
  7421.  
  7422. 1702
  7423. 01:24:02,996 --> 01:24:05,582
  7424. <i>- ♪ I'mma do it my way ♪
  7425. - ♪ Oh ♪</i>
  7426.  
  7427. 1703
  7428. 01:24:05,666 --> 01:24:08,961
  7429. <i>- ♪ Oh ♪
  7430. - ♪ I'mma, I'mma do it my way ♪</i>
  7431.  
  7432. 1704
  7433. 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,837
  7434. <i>- ♪ Oh, oh ♪
  7435. - ♪ My way ♪</i>
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