Femanon in Equestria - Chapter the First

Femanon in Equestria - Chapter the First

>You stared at the rising moon, the stars seemed to align themselves to it.
>Luna really did beautiful work, but nopone was around to see it.
>With a sigh, you leapt off the wall surrounding the castle grounds and made your way out into the city of Canterlot.
>You had started doing this more and more as the days dragged on.
>Being cooped up in the castle with Twilight Sparkle and Celestia got real old, real fast.
>You couldn't do 'magic,' the idea of which still made you smile, but Celestia insisted.
>So here you were again.
>Another night, breaking your curfew to go out and party with the inhabitants of Canterlot.
>You wore the dress that the fashion pone is the castle had made for you.
>You designed it of course, pone fashion didn't work too well on humans.
>They always seemed to incorporate a saddle or other such nonsense.
>Silly pone.
>Human's don't wear saddles.
>You giggle to yourself as you walk down the empty streets.
>You hear wings behind you and you with a smile.
>Spitfire and Soarin' landing softly behind you.
"A fine night for a stroll, wouldn't you agree?"
>You raise an eyebrow and strike a pose.
>Spitfire just smiles at you, but Soarin' stares, his face turning red in color.
>You knew that Soarin' found your... you hate to think it... alien form magnificent.
>Spitfire had told you that he even had a picture that he had taken of you in a swimsuit you had, had made for you hanging in his locker in the stadium.

>That fact really just gave you way too much enjoyment.
>You winked at Spitfire as you made your way over to Soarin'.
>Swinging your hips and bending down at him.
>Pomf, wingboners, Spitfire had warned you about those.
"Soarin' baby.... My feet are quite tired from making my way over the wall, could I... ride... you perhaps?"
>Soarin' face turned even more red than before and Spitfire and you shared a hearty laugh.
>"I-i... uh.... Suppose you... could.... I mean... if you...."
>He just shut his mouth as he saw you laugh and started walking towards the clubs in downtown Canterlot.
"Aww comeon Soarin', it was just a... little... joke."
>Spitfire almost died laughing, while Soarin' just continued on his merry way, his wings still splayed out and his tail pulled in close to his stomach, hiding something.
>You took a calming breath and looked up at the moon.
>You could almost feel like it was watching you, following your movements through out the city.
>It probably was, Nightmare Moon was quite the... peculiar pone.
>You blow a kiss at the moon and laugh, spinning in a circle before you run off down the street.
>You had thought of getting a pair of heels made for you, but you know that you would've regretted it, these slippers were simply divine.
>Spitfire ran behind you, while Soarin' lumbered along awkwardly behind the two of you.
>The Hay Loft.
>Probably the best club in all of Canterlot.
>The outside was styled after a large brown barn, with a staircase leading into the entrance, the doors to the 'Hay Loft.'
>Vinyl Scratch had made this club what it was with her amazing talent with music.

>You made your way past the line of waiting pone and walked right up to the bouncer.
>A pone named Snowflake was the bouncer here, and the two of you were pretty good friends.
"Still dreamin' of leaving the city and going somewhere quiet?"
>"YEEEEAAAAH!."
>You nodded to him and he let you through, Spitfire beside you and Soarin' bringing up the rear.
>You went through the open doors and instantly your senses were assaulted.
>Blinding lights flashed overhead.
>The bass had been dropped.
>It smelled like a barn... tehe.
>And it was ungodly hot.
>Perfect.
>You made your way through the crowd towards the bar, the bartender here knew you.
>Most pone knew you, what with you being the only known 'hoomun' in all of Equestria.
>You waved at her, and she waved her light brown marshmallow hoof back at you.
>She knew just haw you liked your cider.
>Over ice with a shot of Applejack Daniels thrown in.
>She slid it towards you and you bent down to grab it... pone could not into hoomun sizes.
>You blew her a kiss and turned around.
>Taking a sip you couldn't help but smile.
>She really did know just how you liked it.
>You made your way over to your usual booth.
>It was only your usual cause it was slightly larger than the others and could almost accommodate your size.
>Not that you were fat or anything....
>Pone just couldn't into hoomun size is all....
>Right?

>You set your drink on the table and were soon joined by Spitfire and Soarin'.
>Spitfire sat across from you, while Soarin' tried to work his way closer to you.
>The little charmer even yawned and put his hoof behind your back.
>You just giggled and rustled his hair.
>"Still drinking that cider like a manpone?"
"You mean like a human?"
>"What do you mean?"
>Spitfire looked at Soarin' and you just smiled, waving at a serving-pone who was walking around, a tray on her back.
"Hey, go tell Swirl that her favorite 'hoomun' could use three drinks."
>She nodded to you and clopped off.
>Spitfire groaned and Soarin' just looked around dumbly.
>This was going to be a fun night... for you.
>No sooner than she had clopped off than she stopped by your table, magicking the  three drinks down in front of the three of you.
>You picked up the new one and smiled, wiggling your eyebrows at Soarin' who eventually did the same, Spitfire followed suite like a champ.
>You all clinked glasses, you knocking your glass against the table[spoiler] LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING SUPPOSED TO DO AFTER YOU CHEERS FAGETS, IF YOU DON'T DO THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRINK.[/spoiler]
>And the three of you downed them.
>Spitfire got hers down easily, but Soarin' almost choked.
>"What the buck was in that?"
>"It's her favorite drink. 'Hard Cider.'"
>You giggled at her name for your drink and picked up your previous drink, returning to sipping it.
>Soarin' just looked at you and shook his head.

>The current song ended and Vinyl stood up on her hind legs and threw her hooves above her head.
>The crown cheered for her and she left her box, a song spinning away as she made her way towards the bar.
>You caught her attention and waved at her, she waved back but nodded at the bar.
>You smiled and sat back, Soarin' just lost as you drew your pool of friends around you.
>Vinyl soon made her way over to you, taking a seat next to Spitfire, her glass floating along behind her.
>"What's up?
"Oh nothing, just looking for a good time, but there don't seem to be any here... just bad music and even worse drinks."
>Vinyl laughed and downed her glass.
>"Is that so? Then guess we'll just have to liven the place up a little!"
>She held her hoof out over the table and you bumped it with your fist, holding it there till Soarin' and Spitfire joined in.
"Let's do this."
>The three pone left the booth, but you stayed behind a minute to finish your drink.
>When you exited the booth, you bumped into the flank of a larger pone who was backing away from a table of laughing guardspone.
>"O-oh! Excuse m-"
>He never finished as he turned around and saw you.
>You just giggled at his expression, hiding your mouth behind your hand.
"It was nothing, don't worry about it Mr...."
>Her just continued to stare at you, a couple of the other guardspone laughing at their friend as he spilled his spaghetti all over them, narrowly avoiding you.
>"Wha-oh. Oh! Name's Shining Armor."
>He held out his hoof, and you bumped it with your fist, this seemed to be the accepted greeting to pone everywhere.
"Call me Femanon."

"Well, see you around. I've gotta go catch up with my friends."
>He nodded dumbly as you turned around and made your way towards the dance floor.
>He stayed like that for a minute before some of the guardspone behind him started to angrily throw their empty glasses  at him.
>He caught all of them, and snorted, before making his way towards the bar for more drinks.
>Something about that pone 'Shining Armor' was strange....
>He reminded you of somepone... but who?
>You shrugged as alcohol started to cloud your mind and Vinyl took up her position again.
>The music started, and you knew that this was a good song.
>One of your favorites of hers.
>You cheered loudly as it started climbing, the other pone soon joining you.
>You lost yourself in the music as the drop came down on you, letting the alcohol and music control your movements.
>You saw that pone, 'Shining Armor,' staring at you from the bar and you waved.
>That was the last you saw him that night.
>It seemed like it was too short a time before you were happily walking down the streets of Canterlot, a completely wasted Soarin' being carried by an almost equally wasted Spitfire.
"Well, here's my stop. You sure you don't want to just spend the night in the castle?"
>"Yeah, gotta take this guy home. Cya 'round."
>She held up her hoof and you bumped it.
>The Guardspone knew who you were and let you in.
>You quickly made your way to your room and stripped out of your, now sweaty, dress and threw it into your dirty clothes basket and made your way into the shower.

>You stood under the shower head as the warm water came out, letting it run down your face and stick your hair to your back.
>You smiled and started humming to yourself as the door to your bedroom was opened and a purple coated pone slipped in.
>The steam made it near impossible to see as the door to your bathroom was opened, the purple intruder slipping in quietly.
>You turned your face into the stream of water and closed your eyes, letting the water rinse your hair out.
>There was no warning as the silhouette of... something... floated up against the steamed glass.
>You almost didn't have time to scream as the door to the shower was flung open wide and Twilight Sparkle jumped at you.
>"Raagh!"
>You started laughing as you caught her small form and spun her around, your shower was quite large.
"And what are you doing here, little Sparkle?"
>"Cadence has left Canterlot for a few days, and I was wondering if you could help me wash my mane?"
"Well of course."
>She squee'd with delight as you sat down on the floor of the shower, Indian style, and twlight climbed into your lap.
>Her bottle of 'Mane and Tail' floated over to you and you squeezed it into your hands, before lathering it up in her mane.
>She smiled and giggled as you began your assault on her mane.
>You carefully avoided her horn, you had learned that the hard way.
>You giggled at the thought, Cadence had nearly passed out when you finished.
>You held her up under the stream and laughed with her as the water rinsed her mane out.
"Now for that tail...."

>"Never!"
>Twilight squirmed from your hands and started running around the shower.
>You got to your hands and knees and began chasing her around.
>You were giggling so loudly than neither of you heard Celestia walk into your bathroom.
"Got'cha!"
>Twilight giggled uncontrollably as you pinned her under your elbow and started lathering her tail.
>Celestia smiled as she watched the two of you wrestle in the shower.
>You held Twilight upside down under the stream, rinsing her tail.
>You giggled together as Celestia cleared her throat.
>The two of you turned and looked at her, before you burst into laughter.
>Her mane was plastered to her neck because of all the steam.
>"Femanon, if I could collect my student, somepone need to be off to bed. There is a test tomorrow."
>"Oh alright.... But Cadence wasn't here to wash my mane, so I just thought Femanon could help me is all!"
>You smiled as you set Twilight back on the ground, her mane and tail shimmering.
"I'll babysit her if you need someone too while Cadence is away, Tia."
>Celestia seemed to tear up as you called her 'Tia' but quickly overcame it.
>"That would be perfect, now come to bed My Little Pone."
>Celestia's horn glowed momentarily and the water was shut off, and the water on the three of you evaporated and you were left perfectly dry.
>You smiled and grabbed your robe from the hanger on the wall, draping it over yourself as you followed them from your bathroom.
"Night Tia, Night Twlight."
>"Good night, Femanon."
>"Night!"
>The door shut behind them and you quickly withdrew a pair of panties and slipped them on, before throwing your robe over a chair and climbing into bed.

Continued in Chapter the Second.