[Kelso is playing Forza 3, and he takes about forty minutes to pick a car and then make it incredibly gorgeous.]
Kelso: "Kreher, I want one of these... you know, Christmas is coming soon. You might wanna think about getting me one."
Me: "Kelso, I can't really afford a car right now. I was thinking about getting you something less expensive, like a ball gag."
Kelso: "KREHER! You always know the perfect gift. You have to use it on me, though."
Me: "Well, obviously. It wouldn't be much of a gift otherwise."
[Kelso resumes playing Forza 3 with a very satisfied look on his face.]