(7:37:53 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: Do you want your stuff back?
(7:42:25 PM) Me: Heh, what stuff?
(7:46:21 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: Your burton sweatshirt, a pair of shorts
(7:48:11 PM) Me: Forgot all about those. Honestly by this rate I don't care, would you ever use the sweatshirt?
(7:48:34 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: No, I'd rather burn it.
(7:49:05 PM) Me: Ha, right then. Yeah, I guess.
(7:50:29 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: And thank you, maybe now I can stop hating myself for breaking up with you
(7:51:53 PM) Me: Glad I gave you an out.
(7:54:56 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: Me too, you were able to move on pretty quickly, you're obviously not hurt by the break up, so I shouldn't be either
(7:55:03 PM) Me: No idea why you hated yourself to begin with, it was clearly for the better. You obvious had other plans.
(7:56:45 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: I hated myself because I really liked you and thought I really hurt you
(7:57:12 PM) Me: If you really liked me why'd you lie to me for 5 months?
(7:57:43 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: What did I lie to you about?
(7:58:10 PM) Me: I went over this during the initial breakup. Why say you love me when you don't?
(7:58:47 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: I thought I did
(7:59:07 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: Clearly you were never in love if you can date someone so soon after
(8:00:40 PM) Me: I was in love. You took that away from me. I got pissed for a few days about it and let it go.
(8:02:21 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: You don't get pissed off and let it go when you're really in love
(8:04:10 PM) Me: Yeah, I just sit around and mope for the rest of my life because of what we had is now gone, makes sense. Ha, I forgot that your ideology of love is completely naive.
(8:04:52 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: Not what I was saying. But I had forgotten how much of an ass you are
(8:05:07 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: Thanks for reminding me
(8:05:07 PM) Me: Yeah, I forgot how much of a bitch you were too.
(8:07:50 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: And if you care, because of you, I have to wear a heart monitor
(8:09:04 PM) Me: if it truly is because of me...
(8:10:32 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: It is because of you. I've been stressed to my breaking point because of what you said to me when we broke up, so stressed that my heart won't stop having those pains I used to get
(8:10:42 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: Last week it happened for an hour!
(8:11:16 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: I have a heart monitor now, and it's all because of you and all the awful things you said to me
(8:18:43 PM) Me: All the awful things? Are you even aware that all I said that whole time was "Yeah, sorry doesn't cut it. Too late for that now. Enjoy the rest of your life w/o me. Guess it was all for nothing. These past 5 months were all a lie."?
(8:20:41 PM) Kaytlen Putnam: You kept saying I lied to you about my reason for ending it, you said I must have been in love with someone else, you told Mariah I was heartless