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  1. -- sapphirePolitical [SP] began pestering nitroParasol [NP] at 22:28 --
  2. SP: good morning liz
  3. NP: ==Ah, hey Zachary==>
  4. SP: now that the plea$antrie$ have been dealt with explain $omething to me
  5. SP: why are you on my $¢reen
  6. NP: ==?==>
  7. NP: ==Oh!==>
  8. NP: ==You must have connected as my Server player==>
  9. NP: ==Awesome!==>
  10. SP: ((Everyone hates Zachary))
  11. NP: ((Liz is just excited that now she's going to be in the game))
  12. SP: ((Oh, okay)
  13. NP: ((Though yeah, if she could choose... she'd probably pick someone else :P ))
  14. SP: well $in¢e you $eem to under$tand what$ going on tell me how to operate thi$ damnable thing
  15. NP: ==Okay, so==>
  16. SP: all of the$e menu$ are ¢ompletely in¢omprehen$ible
  17. NP: ==There are three machines you need to set down in my house==>
  18. NP: ==An Alchemiter, a Cruxtruder, and a Totem Lathe==>
  19. NP: ==There's also a pre-punched card you need to give me==>
  20. NP: ==All of these are free actions and don't cost Grist==>
  21. SP: ¢o$t what
  22. NP: ==Grist, it's a building material==>
  23. NP: ==You can change my house with it==>
  24. NP: ==Neat huh?!==>
  25. SP: oh you mean like thi$
  26. -- sapphirePolitical [SP] makes a wall dissapear --
  27. NP: ==Yeah==>
  28. NP: ==Only, don't do that please...==>
  29. SP: or thi$
  30. -- sapphirePolitical [SP] throws stuff around --
  31. NP: ==Okay==>
  32. NP: ==You can stop==>
  33. SP: youre right thi$ i$ a fun game
  34. SP: what i$ with you and doll$
  35. NP: ==Just set that stuff down so I can enter the==>
  36. NP: ==GET AWAY FROM THERE==>
  37. SP: $eriou$ly i almo$t feel embera$$ed to admit i know you now
  38. -- nitroParasol [NP] grabs up her figurines --
  39. NP: ==YOU SAW NOTHING==>
  40. SP: what $elf-re$pe¢ting 13 year old play$ with doll$
  41. -- nitroParasol [NP] captchalogues her figurines --
  42. NP: ==There now==>
  43. SP: what were you $aying about ma¢hine$ now
  44. -- sapphirePolitical [SP] sets down all 3 machines right next to each other in the living room --
  45. NP: ==There are three machines that I need you to set down for me to get into the game==>
  46. SP: there done
  47. NP: ==Oh==>
  48. NP: ==I heard that==>
  49. NP: ==Let me go see==>
  50. -- nitroParasol [NP] heads away from her computer --
  51. SP: hurry up damn it
  52. SP: right away
  53. SP: well the point $till $tand$
  54. -- nitroParasol [NP] returs --
  55. -- nitroParasol [NP] returns --
  56. SP: $top gawking at tho$e $tupid ma¢hine$ like a oh there you are
  57. NP: ==Sheesh, you're so impatient==>
  58. SP: and youre $low
  59. NP: ==Anyway==>
  60. NP: ==Now we need to open up the Cruxtruder==>
  61. SP: $peak engli$h dammit
  62. SP: youre almo$t a$ bad a$ that immigrant
  63. NP: ==And you're annoying==>
  64. NP: ==Regardless, it's the one with the cap on top, and the wheel on the side==>
  65. SP: well the game wont let me do anything to it
  66. SP: i ¢ant even move it
  67. NP: ==Try to pick something heavy up and drop it on it==>
  68. NP: ==That's worked with the others==>
  69. SP: hm
  70. -- sapphirePolitical [SP] picks up the stove --
  71. SP: that $hould be heavy enough
  72. NP: ==What should?==>
  73. SP: i dont know what it$ ¢alled do i look like a ¢ook
  74. NP: ==What, something from the kitchen?==>
  75. SP: but your $tupid ma¢hine i$ open now
  76. SP: $o go do whatever it i$ you need to do
  77. NP: ==...Fuck, that was my stove==>
  78. NP: ==Mom'll freak==>
  79. NP: ==At least she's still in her study==>
  80. SP: not my problem
  81. NP: ==Anyway, I need the pre-punched card too==>
  82. -- sapphirePolitical [SP] drops it on her head --
  83. SP: take it
  84. NP: ==...==>
  85. NP: ==Right==>
  86. NP: ==THANK you==>
  87. -- nitroParasol [NP] takes the card and heads for the dining room. --
  88. -- nitroParasol [NP] sees her un-prototyped sprite --
  89. -- nitroParasol [NP] looks around at all the boxes in the living room, and grabs up a little yoda toy from one of them --
  90. SP: more toy$ really
  91. -- nitroParasol [NP] gets the YODASPRITE --
  92. SP: what
  93. SP: liz you get here right now and explain thi$ $hit to me now
  94. -- sapphirePolitical [SP] starts throwing more shit around --
  95. -- nitroParasol [NP] The sprite dodges all of the things SP throws around, chuckling to itself --
  96. -- nitroParasol [NP] obtains a Cruxite Dowel from the Cruxtruder --
  97. -- nitroParasol [NP] sticks it into the Totem Lathe, then inserts the Pre-punched card --
  98. -- nitroParasol [NP] obtains her Entry Item Totem! --
  99. -- nitroParasol [NP] sets the Totem onto the Alchemiter, but doesn't activate it yet, returning to her room --
  100. NP: ==Okay, I'm about to enter the Medium==>
  101. SP: enter the what
  102. NP: ==When I get there, start building up on my house==>
  103. SP: what are you even talking about
  104. NP: ==You'll see!==>
  105. NP: ==;)==>
  106. SP: you didnt
  107. SP: he didnt
  108. -- nitroParasol [NP] leaves the computer --
  109. SP: damn it i knew i $hould have had father $ue that little thief
  110. -- nitroParasol [NP] activates the Alchemiter, finding a bandana over her eyes, a target appearing in midair, and a dart in her hand --
  111. SP: youre all thieve$ and i dont ¢are how medium thing$ are going to get for you it$ going to be even harder when youre getting $ued into oblivion
  112. -- nitroParasol [NP] easily hits the target --
  113. -- nitroParasol [NP] has entered the Land of Song and Temples --
  114. SP: what in the hell i$ going on dammit
  115. NP: ((How was that?))
  116. SP: ((Good! Want to try Zach/Lisa too?))
  117. NP: ((Okay!))
  118. -- sapphirePolitical [SP] ceased pestering nitroParasol [NP] at 22:58 --
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