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- -- sapphirePolitical [SP] began pestering nitroParasol [NP] at 22:28 --
- SP: good morning liz
- NP: ==Ah, hey Zachary==>
- SP: now that the plea$antrie$ have been dealt with explain $omething to me
- SP: why are you on my $¢reen
- NP: ==?==>
- NP: ==Oh!==>
- NP: ==You must have connected as my Server player==>
- NP: ==Awesome!==>
- SP: ((Everyone hates Zachary))
- NP: ((Liz is just excited that now she's going to be in the game))
- SP: ((Oh, okay)
- NP: ((Though yeah, if she could choose... she'd probably pick someone else :P ))
- SP: well $in¢e you $eem to under$tand what$ going on tell me how to operate thi$ damnable thing
- NP: ==Okay, so==>
- SP: all of the$e menu$ are ¢ompletely in¢omprehen$ible
- NP: ==There are three machines you need to set down in my house==>
- NP: ==An Alchemiter, a Cruxtruder, and a Totem Lathe==>
- NP: ==There's also a pre-punched card you need to give me==>
- NP: ==All of these are free actions and don't cost Grist==>
- SP: ¢o$t what
- NP: ==Grist, it's a building material==>
- NP: ==You can change my house with it==>
- NP: ==Neat huh?!==>
- SP: oh you mean like thi$
- -- sapphirePolitical [SP] makes a wall dissapear --
- NP: ==Yeah==>
- NP: ==Only, don't do that please...==>
- SP: or thi$
- -- sapphirePolitical [SP] throws stuff around --
- NP: ==Okay==>
- NP: ==You can stop==>
- SP: youre right thi$ i$ a fun game
- SP: what i$ with you and doll$
- NP: ==Just set that stuff down so I can enter the==>
- NP: ==GET AWAY FROM THERE==>
- SP: $eriou$ly i almo$t feel embera$$ed to admit i know you now
- -- nitroParasol [NP] grabs up her figurines --
- NP: ==YOU SAW NOTHING==>
- SP: what $elf-re$pe¢ting 13 year old play$ with doll$
- -- nitroParasol [NP] captchalogues her figurines --
- NP: ==There now==>
- SP: what were you $aying about ma¢hine$ now
- -- sapphirePolitical [SP] sets down all 3 machines right next to each other in the living room --
- NP: ==There are three machines that I need you to set down for me to get into the game==>
- SP: there done
- NP: ==Oh==>
- NP: ==I heard that==>
- NP: ==Let me go see==>
- -- nitroParasol [NP] heads away from her computer --
- SP: hurry up damn it
- SP: right away
- SP: well the point $till $tand$
- -- nitroParasol [NP] returs --
- -- nitroParasol [NP] returns --
- SP: $top gawking at tho$e $tupid ma¢hine$ like a oh there you are
- NP: ==Sheesh, you're so impatient==>
- SP: and youre $low
- NP: ==Anyway==>
- NP: ==Now we need to open up the Cruxtruder==>
- SP: $peak engli$h dammit
- SP: youre almo$t a$ bad a$ that immigrant
- NP: ==And you're annoying==>
- NP: ==Regardless, it's the one with the cap on top, and the wheel on the side==>
- SP: well the game wont let me do anything to it
- SP: i ¢ant even move it
- NP: ==Try to pick something heavy up and drop it on it==>
- NP: ==That's worked with the others==>
- SP: hm
- -- sapphirePolitical [SP] picks up the stove --
- SP: that $hould be heavy enough
- NP: ==What should?==>
- SP: i dont know what it$ ¢alled do i look like a ¢ook
- NP: ==What, something from the kitchen?==>
- SP: but your $tupid ma¢hine i$ open now
- SP: $o go do whatever it i$ you need to do
- NP: ==...Fuck, that was my stove==>
- NP: ==Mom'll freak==>
- NP: ==At least she's still in her study==>
- SP: not my problem
- NP: ==Anyway, I need the pre-punched card too==>
- -- sapphirePolitical [SP] drops it on her head --
- SP: take it
- NP: ==...==>
- NP: ==Right==>
- NP: ==THANK you==>
- -- nitroParasol [NP] takes the card and heads for the dining room. --
- -- nitroParasol [NP] sees her un-prototyped sprite --
- -- nitroParasol [NP] looks around at all the boxes in the living room, and grabs up a little yoda toy from one of them --
- SP: more toy$ really
- -- nitroParasol [NP] gets the YODASPRITE --
- SP: what
- SP: liz you get here right now and explain thi$ $hit to me now
- -- sapphirePolitical [SP] starts throwing more shit around --
- -- nitroParasol [NP] The sprite dodges all of the things SP throws around, chuckling to itself --
- -- nitroParasol [NP] obtains a Cruxite Dowel from the Cruxtruder --
- -- nitroParasol [NP] sticks it into the Totem Lathe, then inserts the Pre-punched card --
- -- nitroParasol [NP] obtains her Entry Item Totem! --
- -- nitroParasol [NP] sets the Totem onto the Alchemiter, but doesn't activate it yet, returning to her room --
- NP: ==Okay, I'm about to enter the Medium==>
- SP: enter the what
- NP: ==When I get there, start building up on my house==>
- SP: what are you even talking about
- NP: ==You'll see!==>
- NP: ==;)==>
- SP: you didnt
- SP: he didnt
- -- nitroParasol [NP] leaves the computer --
- SP: damn it i knew i $hould have had father $ue that little thief
- -- nitroParasol [NP] activates the Alchemiter, finding a bandana over her eyes, a target appearing in midair, and a dart in her hand --
- SP: youre all thieve$ and i dont ¢are how medium thing$ are going to get for you it$ going to be even harder when youre getting $ued into oblivion
- -- nitroParasol [NP] easily hits the target --
- -- nitroParasol [NP] has entered the Land of Song and Temples --
- SP: what in the hell i$ going on dammit
- NP: ((How was that?))
- SP: ((Good! Want to try Zach/Lisa too?))
- NP: ((Okay!))
- -- sapphirePolitical [SP] ceased pestering nitroParasol [NP] at 22:58 --
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