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Nazi Fluffy

Jun 25th, 2012
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  1. > Be paranoid anon with German grandparents
  2. > You have recently taken two fluffy foals off you're sisters hands because she did not watch he dumbfuck fluffy
  3. > and it got pregnant
  4. > one foal is brown with a large snout bad eye sight and is not very athletic (as athletic as fluffies go)
  5. > the other has yellow mane, blue eyes and is unusually strong by fluffy standards
  6. > both are fairly smart
  7. > the brown fluffy you name George, does not talk much and has been gathering up coins and putting them in the corner of the its safety room.
  8. > the other you name Johan
  9. > Johan is extremely obedient organized and extremely curious about the all the books you have in your house
  10. > since you are a German fag you decide to see if you can teach Johan a few words in German
  11. > slowly and painfully Johan learns words like "Neine, und, Ja" and "Vater"
  12. > You trust both Johan and George to roam around you house freely
  13. > one day you come home to see Johan sitting down in front of an open book staring at an old poster of a stereotypical Jewish man menacingly wringing his hands, with a cpation bellow saying "Der ewig Jude"
  14. > Johan looks back at you pointing at the picture saying "Vattie who dat meanie man?"
  15. > "that's a sterotypical rendering of a Jewish man" you reply
  16. > the Nazis belived that the Jews were stealing from the German people and inflating their currency so they could remain dominant in Germany. So they made these posters to make the Jews look evil"
  17. > Johan looks back down at the book and being stoping on the page yelling "MEANIE JUDE!! MEANIE JUDE!!! GO WAY OR GIFF BIG OWIES!!"
  18. > You pick up Johan and calm him down telling him that its just a picture and not to worry about it
  19. > after a few days Johan begins to walk weirdly around the house
  20. > he lifts his legs very high when ever he takes a step and he will occasionally stop by your bookshelf and raise his right hoof in the air
  21. > you find this odd but you don't worry about it
  22. > after about a month of taking care of Johan and George, George's coin pile has gotten about as tall as him and you are willing to bet there is about twenty dollars worth of change there
  23. > You have also noticed that Johan is scowling a lot at George and mumbling under his breath whenever George walks over to his coin pile with a dime or whatever in his mouth
  24. > the next day you come to Johan sitting in front of the door with a look of pride on his face
  25. > "and what did you do today?" you ask Johan
  26. > "I get wid of meanine Juden today Vatie"
  27. > You raise an eybrow ate this and then i dawns on you what might have happend
  28. > "wheres the meanie Juden" you ask
  29. > Johan then gets up and happily waddles over to the safe room and points inside\
  30. > "Meanine Juden in thew, I teww him go way but do no gow way so I giff him groß owwies"
  31. > you walk into the safety room and find a bloody shit covered Geroge lying dead next to his pile of money
  32. > you throw George in the garbage
  33. >I guess he did look little Jewie you think
  34. > you come back inside to find Johan goose stepping around shouting "sieg heil"
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  36. > You sell your Nazi fluffy to your neighbor only to find out that he killed your neighbors fluffy "Felix" claiming that Johan "Need wiving space"
  37. > You shrug then go home to fap
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