PROTAGONIST
- gender is selectable but it makes no difference in gameplay other than changing the pronouns
- you can customize eye colour/skin colour/etc but because you are wearing a long concealing cloak all the time there is no difference
- you can pick from many classy cloaks though
- probably human???????? maybe?????????????
- you have a pet snake named Chicken Nugget
- moved into the city where Ruby and Stitchy live recently

STITCHY
- he/him
- fleshball
- old friends with protagonist, shows them around town with Ruby
- currently in college

RUBY CONNELL
- she/her
- human
- old friends with protagonist, shows them around town with Stitchy
- aspiring chef

STRESS GLASS
- they/them
- anxious aquarium
- meets the protagonist because they think they're an exhibit at the aquarium
- gives protag a flyer that has their number on it by accident

THE ATTRACTOR
- she/her
- sexy tractor
- raising awareness for a farmer's market going on
- her route contains absolutely no sex

DAMERA S. WALKER
- she/her
- anatomically incorrect dinosaur
- owns a little toy store that's really popular with young kids
- "bad boy with a soft side" except she's a girl

MIRROR MIRROR
- genderfluid, any pronouns
- animate mirror
- runs a music store, loves to play the piano
- painfully aware of her own shortcomings as a person and is thus cripplingly insecure

MARCO RUSSO
- they/them
- human
- runs a clothing store called Marco's Polos, very passionate about fashion
- good friends with Damera

DJ BAILOUT (SECRET ROUTE)
- he/him
- stereo horse
- obnoxious but well-meaning radio host
- narration constantly describes his moist, fleshy lips

THE LANDLORD (SECRET ROUTE)
- they/them
- sheet ghost snake
- has trust issues; thinks you're romancing them to get free rent
- actual name is The Landlord