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mao mao heroes of pure heart - getting ban

May 29th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. from /mmm/ Mao Mao: Heroes of Male Shortstack Double Features
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  3. https://twitter.com/StarShinerArt/status/1186418624157945856
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  5. mao being a fencer makes sense
  6. but at the same time, Mao seems like he would be a huge weeb who would demand he be able to use his katana
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  8. >but at the same time, Mao seems like he would be a huge weeb who would demand he be able to use his katana
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  10. mao mao would get ban because of that, using a real weapon
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  12. >Mao Mao gets dragged out kicking and screaming
  13. >Shin Mao sitting in the stands, shaking his head in disappointment
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  15. >"Papa! Papa! look at me Papa! Are you proud of me Papa!"
  16. >Shin Mao rolls his eyes in disgust
  17. >someone sitting next to Shin Mao say to him
  18. >"hey I think that athletic is talking to you" "Are you his father or something?"
  19. >Shin Mao sweating
  20. >"Him? oh no thats not my son"
  21. >Shin nervously scans the field looking for someone and randomly chooses
  22. >"thats my son over there"
  23. >Shin points to Pinky as Pinky throws javelins at other sweetypies
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  25. I feel bad for laughing at this
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  27. how do I have a feeling that Pinky never had a dad before and when he hear shin mao calling him "his son" he will just roll with it.
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  29. and most likely make mao mao more mad than before
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  31. >Pinky wins gold and Shin walks out carrying him on his shoulders
  32. >"Father! what are you doing with Pinky?!"
  33. >Shin looks confused
  34. >"Pinky? OH you mean this little demon"
  35. >Pinky crackles a laugh and swings his medal around
  36. >"I'm his son!"
  37. >Mao eye twitch a little after hearing that
  38. >"W-What do you mean son! I'm Father's only son!"
  39. >Shin places his paws on Mao Mao's shoulder
  40. >"Oh son, after debasing yourself with your little tantrum back in there I couldn't really call you my son in public"
  41. >Shin raises Pinky in his hands up even higher
  42. >"but this little demon, he has the true spirit of a warrior!"
  43. >"anyways, come along now Moo Moo, lets celebrate your brother's victory"
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  45. >MaoMao wakes up in absolute hysterics
  46. >Finds himself in the castle laboratory
  47. >"Oh good! The nightmare chewables worked!" Camille comments, looking at the nervous wreck the sheriff is
  48. -
  49. >"We were worried they were ineffective because our last trial patient Slim Piggins said everything was the same."
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