HH: OMNG
HH: OMG
HH: PIN IS ADORBS
TG: i know!
TG: but i think it's supposed to be a pinwork :c
TG: pinworm
TG: which i have had
TG: and they SUCK
TG: UGH
TG: btw
HH: What is a pinworm?
TG: sorry to remind you, but...
TG: SMUT
HH: OMG
HH: WHAT WAS THE PINWORM LIKE
TG: and basically really tiny worms that writhe around in your intestines
TG: and they come out your butt
TG: and it ITCHES
HH: WERE THERE NOISES
TG: IT FUCKING ITCHES LIKE CRAZY
TG: NO
TG: IT WAS ONLY
TG: SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH
HH: WHAT ELSE HAPPPEEEEEENED
TG: IN FACT, I THINK THERE WERE FEWER
TG: NOISES
HH: COULD YOU FEEL DEM
HH: BESIDES THE ITCHING
TG: BECAUSE THEIR EGGS WERE FUCKING CLOGGING UP THE WORKS
TG: NO
TG: WELL
TG: IN MY BUTT, YES
TG: GOD
TG: THEY WERE THE WORST, LITERALLY
HH: BLOATED YAY OR NAY
TG: YKNOW THOSE ITCHES YOU GET ON YUOR HAND OR FOOT THAT NEVER GO AWAY
TG: MULTIPLY THAT BY TEN AND PUT IT IN YOUR ANUS
TG: NO
TG: THEY WERE EATING EVERYTHING IN THERE
TG: WRITE MY SMUT
HH: HOW ABOUT HUNGEE? >:O
TG: yes ;n;
HH: HOW MUCH SO OMGOMGOMGOGMOGG
HH: HOLY FUCK
TG: very :o
TG: now write my smut pwease
TG: pwease and cawwots?
HH: You must elaborate. D:
HH: How bad did it get eeeeeeeeee
TG: very bad!
TG: i just
TG: had to eat
TG: all the time
HH: You have
HH: no fucking clue
HH: how sexy that is omg
TG: i think that's where my addiction to fast food came from!
HH: What happened when you didn't eat
TG: write my smut, pwease? ouo
TG: they got even more insatiable
HH: Oh god
HH: ogod
HH: What did they do what ahppened
TG: they started multiplying and it itched sooo much!
HH: I mean like, in belly :O
TG: i usually had to lay in bed, waiting for any smidgen of food to come across my eye
TG: and then i eat
HH: What was the longest you had to go without food and what was it like omg
HH: You are GODLY at this ;u;
TG: and one time, i didn't eat for a whole day
TG: my tummy rumbled like crazy!
HH: 8D?
HH: *w*
HH: Go onnnbnnmnuefgwre
TG: just, it would not let up until i at least started thinking of food
HH: What could you feel? *w*
TG: i think i even ate a bit of plastic that day, as well, which did not help matters at all
TG: basically a battlefield
HH: This is
HH: omg
HH: Serious amazing
HH: I have not been this aroused since like
HH: ever
HH: aaaaaaaaaaaargh
HH: What happened after you ate the plastic
TG: strangely enough, even with the pinworms, i got even more bloated, possibly with their own gas
TG: And nothing, really :U
HH: Noises from gas? Did you ever have to hold it?
TG: yes, i had to hold it a lot because i was itching so much!
TG: and it was at a point of time i was ocd about expelling any
HH: THAT
HH: WAS
HH: AMAZING
HH: I'll get right on yo smut~
TG: hehehe~
TG: thank you! and you are very welcome! :D
HH: WAIT
HH: GOTTA PESTERLOG THIS SHIT
HH: OMG
-- headHonchkrow [HH] ceased pestering thoughtlyGastropod [TG] at 23:58 --