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- “This is a return,” Mr. Foreman said, patting the top of the box.
- “Seriously?” the clerk said. “These are usually a big hit. Mister Wood was one of our bestsellers this holiday. After all the games and tech stuff, of course.”
- “Well, I need to return it,” Mr. Foreman insisted. “Can I get a refund?”
- “Let me see,” the young man replied. He pried up the lid and pulled the dummy from the box. “Whoa.”
- He blinked a few times and studied the dummy up and down. Then he turned to Mr. Foreman. “Sir, where is the dummy that came in this box?” he asked.
- “Excuse me?” Mr. Foreman couldn’t hide his confusion.
- “This dummy didn’t come in this box,” the clerk explained. “This isn’t a Mister Wood.”
- ...
- “Of course it is,” Mr. Foreman replied. “I bought this here. This is the box. And this is the dummy that was in the box.”
- The clerk shook his head. “No way,” he said. “I’ll show you.”
- ...
- The clerk returned a minute later carrying another Mister Wood box.
- “Look,” he said. He set the box down and pulled open the lid. Then he lifted the dummy from the box.
- “Weird,” Mr. Foreman said, scratching his head. The Mister Wood from the box had red hair and freckles and wore black-framed eyeglasses. He was dressed in a checkered lumberjack shirt and bright red pants.
- “They don’t look anything alike!” Mr. Foreman exclaimed.
- “I told you so,” the clerk said. “Your dummy isn’t Mister Wood. Someone must have switched dummies. They put this one in the Mister Wood box.”
- “But … why would anyone do that?” Mr. Foreman asked.
- - Slappy, Beware!, chapters 20 and 21
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