Judy & Punch (2019) eng

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(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS)

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♪ Aah! ♪

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(PANTING)

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(PANTING)

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(CROW CAWS)

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(HORSE NEIGHS)

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(SHEEP BLEAT)

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(MAN SPEAKS IN THE DISTANCE)

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(PANTING)

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MAN:..His fist shall
thunder down upon those

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who have strayed from the path.

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Those of you who kneel
at the foot of the Devil.

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(CONTINUES PREACHING
IN THE DISTANCE)

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(RAT SQUEAKS, CHICKENS CLUCK)

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(MEN GRUNT)

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(LAUGHTER)

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Hey, little fella,

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you look almost man enough
to come in for a nurture.

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(WOMEN LAUGH)

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(DISTANT LAUGHTER)

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(HUBBUB)

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- (BOTH ARGUE)
- Fuckin' hell!

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No guinea too big. No...
Thank you kindly, sir.

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No penny too small.

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Come, now. Thank you, sir.

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Come, now, don't be cheap.

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Come, now, coin in the tin.

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Come, now.

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Thank you kindly, sir.

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Thank you, sir.

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No penny too small.
(CONTINUES SPRUIKING)

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- Here, darling.
- Thank you, sir.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
the show is about to begin.

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Sit down!

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The show is about to begin.

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(DRUM ROLL)

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- (BANG!)
- (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

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Come now, come now,

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you cheap little asses.

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Coin in the tin
afore payin' time passes.

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Don't slag us off,
don't turn your head.

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- For friends we are, not foe!
- (LAUGHTER)

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But if you dirty little fuckers
don't cough up your bread,

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we won't be showing you a show!

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You've heard the talk
from far and wide

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of Punch's puppet play.

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"Best in the world",
"The greatest show",

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is what the critics say.

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The congregations of St Paul's
grow thinner every day.

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They're coming to
the show of shows,

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not kneeling down to pray.

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(ROARS OF LAUGHTER)

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Professor Punch is back
at last!

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Town's most truthful preacher.

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So sit your arse down,
don't fuck around,

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and enjoy the theatre feature!

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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We love you, Punch!

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♪ BACH: TOCCATA
AND FUGUE IN D MINOR ♪

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(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)

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(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC)

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(ELECTRONIC VERSION OF BACH'S
TOCCATA AND FUGUE IN D MINOR)

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(LAUGHTER)

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS)

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- (CHEERING)
- Knock 'em out! Knock 'em out!

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OK, move across, move across.

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(AUDIENCE BOOS)

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(ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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(SHOUTS)

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(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)

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That's the way you do it!

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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(WILD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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the one, the only,

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the greatest puppeteer
of our time -

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Professor Punch!

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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You all best be spreading
the word

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that the Punch show is back.

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One show a week,
catch it while you can.

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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Tell friends, foes
and neighbours alike.

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
CONTINUE)

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PUNCH: Thank you,
thank you so much.

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Surely you spilled some?

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I'm afraid not, honey.

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A more niggardly town than
Seaside'd be hard to find.

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But what was lacking
from their pockets

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they made up for in applause.

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You think it went well, then?
You think they liked us?

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Liked us? They loved us!

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- (LAUGHS)
- We killed it, honey. We did.

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Yes! We smashed it to bits
and pieces, didn't we?

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We slaughtered them!

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(LAUGHS)

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A main stage awaits us,
my love.

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I can hear the applause
already, Jude.

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I close my eyes for a moment
and I can hear it.

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The greatest puppeteer
of his generation.

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(CANNED CHEERING)

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So?

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Scouts? Any scouts?

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I saw none.

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We'll just make sure
each show is a smasher.

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- Yeah.
- They'll be in soon enough.

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Yes, yes. Soon enough.
Soon enough.

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Now is our time, Jude.

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The big theatres
are opening again.

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Our show is the best.

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It won't be long
before we're whisked away

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to brighter things
with fanfare unimaginable.

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I promise you that.

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I was just wondering, honey,

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the show seems to be getting
punchier all the time.

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Very punchy, in fact.

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Do you think it needs to be
quite so smashy?

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Well, that's
what the people like.

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They like punchy,

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and they like smashy.

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You've heard them, Jude.
That's what they want, my love.

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I'm an artist. (CHUCKLES)

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It is not for me
to question my gift,

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I can only surrender to it.

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If my gut tells me to be punchy
and smashy,

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I guess we're doing the punchy
and smashy.

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Come here and give Punch
some love.

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What?

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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Come on.

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There's another promise
I'd sooner have you keep.

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My sweet and talented wife!

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So blessed I am to have ya.

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JUDY: Sweet and talented
indeed.

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- (CANNED CHEERING)
- (SCOFFS)

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PUNCH: (LAUGHS) Wahoo!

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There you go! Look at you.

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PUNCH: Look at you.
One more time.

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One more time. Let's go higher.

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- Whoo! (LAUGHS)
- (BABY CRIES)

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- (SINGS) Happy stoning day.
- (CRIES)

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You've gone and turned
her stomach upside down.

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That thing does nothing
but bellow.

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It's you who does nothing
but bellow,

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and as a grown man,
it's harder to fathom.

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And before I knew it,

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I was falling...
ooh, right down,

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past the clouds,

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past the branches.

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I thought for certain I was
about to meet my end.

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But as the ground came up
to meet me,

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it wasn't the hard clay,

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but a giant pillow
of autumn leaves

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that broke my fall.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I sank into it.

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And when I awoke,

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I was near suffocated
in my own pillow.

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- (LAUGHS)
- (BELL RINGS)

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PUNCH: Maid!

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Sounds like the devil's awake
and wants his sausages.

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Now, you stay put
like I told you,

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and when I'm done with the day,
we can stroll.

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Am I fit for a visitor

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should one arrive unannounced?

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More handsome now
than the day I met you.

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(BELL RINGS)

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- (BELL RINGS)
- Maid!

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- Maid!
- Morning, Master Punch.

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Won't be too long,

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just got to get
this pan sizzling.

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Sausages?

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Would I risk a hiding
serving you anything but?

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Any more sausages and
you'll likely turn into one.

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Morning, Judy.
How was the show, then?

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It went well.

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- The crowd was...
- Slaughtered them!

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Smashed it to bits and pieces!

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(SNIFFS)

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We'll be done with these
worn-out loitersacks

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in no time.

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The big smoke awaits us.

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MAID: I quite got used to you
being back.

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PUNCH: Well, get unused to it.

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I have to change the baby
before we go.

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Make sure you get a better one.

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BOTH: I never liked that one
anyhow.

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Your jokes are getting hoary,
honey.

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You might want to dream up
some new ones.

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MAN: Happy stoning day.

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Rock, madam?

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Rock, sir?

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First in, best rock.

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I'll catch up.

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No need to rush. But it helps.
(CHUCKLES)

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Happy stoning day.

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(GASPS) Mr Punch!

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Oh, Mr Frankly!

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Oh, so very glad you made it,
Punch.

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We were hoping perhaps

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you'll do us the honour
of casting the first stone?

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Oh, why, thank you.

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I hear you've netted
some good ones.

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Oh, yes, we've been
saving them up for today.

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That Goodbuckle woman, I always
had a feeling about that one.

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I'll be happy to cast
the first.

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Excellent.

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Glad to hear, Punch.

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Glad to hear it!

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It seems some folk are getting
squeamish around here.

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"Stop stoning women!",
all that nonsense.

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The good old values
are slipping.

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'Tis left to men of strong will
such as you and I

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to bring these acts of heresy
to an end.

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- Do you agree?
- I do.

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Very good. Well, I'll see you
after at McDrinky's

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for a celebratory ale.

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Actually, I...

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I've promised the old missus
to lay low-ish on the booze

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on account of my hot liver.

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Oh.

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Oh, hello. (CHUCKLES)

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Right you are. Well...

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Happy stoning day!

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(COW LOWS)

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PREACHER: We seek out the vile
and the unholy

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and the wanton

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and we will destroy
the evil demons

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and lovers of Satan.

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(CHEERING)

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- And when they...
- (HORN BLOWS)

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Thank you.

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Good people of Seaside,

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today I present to you

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three fresh, filthy examples

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of the wave of evil that is
sweeping across our fine land.

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(CROWD MURMURS ANGRILY)

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All have confessed
to their crimes

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and shall die
on account of them.

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CROWD: Yeah!

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Harriet Slibber, whose chickens
all died on the same night

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due to obvious sorcery.

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- CROWD: Shame!
- Glenda Putts,

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who tried to conceal a rash
upon her back

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which was patently
some kind of Devil marking.

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- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- MAN: Devil's whore!

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And Esther Goodbuckle,

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whose husband,
Rodney Goodbuckle,

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found her staring at the moon

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for a suspiciously
very long time.

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MAN: It's terrible!

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00:15:50,292 --> 00:15:52,033
Yes, it is, Rodney!

257
00:15:52,167 --> 00:15:53,829
It's terrible!

258
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:57,622
And though we have
three whole witches

259
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,457
standing before you today,

260
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,075
we must remain vigilant.

261
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,825
We must continue
to hunt them down

262
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,701
until we have expunged
each and every one!

263
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,576
- (CROWD ROARS APPROVAL)
- Those that lurk among us

264
00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,620
and those that have fled
to haunt us

265
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,616
from the black forest yonder.

266
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,249
(EERIE ANIMAL CALLS)

267
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,787
(SILENCE)

268
00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:29,204
Anyway...

269
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,995
..to the stoning!

270
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:34,539
- (CHEERING)
- (HORN BLOWS)

271
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,125
Good dying!

272
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,082
ALL: Good dying!

273
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,449
Mr Punch.

274
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:50,124
Good one.

275
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,742
- (CROWD ROARS)
- (WOMEN SCREAM)

276
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:06,246
(WOMEN WAIL)

277
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,241
(CROWD CHEERS)

278
00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:16,412
Happy stoning day!

279
00:17:16,542 --> 00:17:19,660
(UPBEAT FOLK TUNE)

280
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,539
(CROWD YELLS AND CHEERS)

281
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:38,083
That's a mighty strong
stone-hurling arm you've got.

282
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,537
Thank you for noticing, Poll.

283
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:45,865
Such a robust appendage
must prove very useful.

284
00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:48,494
Very useful indeed.

285
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,620
I take it you're well?

286
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,117
I'm very well,
thank you for asking.

287
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:56,867
And, Pancake, Flea,
I trust you're both well?

288
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,370
Fine show last night.

289
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,207
We three enjoyed it aplenty.

290
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,538
So few cultured men
like yourself in Seaside.

291
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,124
I'm glad you liked it.

292
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,163
And it's a very lucky town
for having one as pretty as you

293
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,292
residing in it.

294
00:18:15,917 --> 00:18:18,159
Haven't seen you around
McDrinky's in a while.

295
00:18:18,292 --> 00:18:19,828
We were just on our way.

296
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,574
Why don't you join us
for a nip or two?

297
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:22,915
I would love to, Poll,

298
00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:25,409
but I'm trying to keep
on the straight and sober

299
00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:26,908
while the show's on the up.

300
00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,783
Hoping to get scouted
by the bigwigs.

301
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,582
McDrinky's, with all its...

302
00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,324
..offerings,

303
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,915
as you know,

304
00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:38,284
is my major weak spot.

305
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,375
Well, you know
where to find us,

306
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,832
should you change your mind.

307
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:46,949
Come on!

308
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,367
JUDY: Now, watch very closely.

309
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,787
This bag is empty, yes?

310
00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:01,034
- CHILDREN: Yes.
- Coin in the bag.

311
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:02,499
CHILD: Here.

312
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:04,912
(CHILD SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

313
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:08,158
CHILDREN: Wow!

314
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,315
- CHILDREN: Oh!
- CHILD: That's good.

315
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,953
(CHILDREN LAUGH AND GASP)

316
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,915
(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)

317
00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:18,704
CHILD: Please.

318
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:21,699
JUDY: Gently.

319
00:19:23,458 --> 00:19:24,574
CHILD: Oh, wow!

320
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,125
CHILD: Ready?

321
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:30,038
- (CRACK!)
- (CHILDREN SCREAM)

322
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:31,167
CHILD: Oh!

323
00:19:31,292 --> 00:19:32,874
Alright, run along now.
That's enough.

324
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,912
- (CHILDREN WHINGE)
- Show's over.

325
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:38,704
(CHILDREN CHATTER)

326
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,824
Oh, good day, Judy.

327
00:19:42,958 --> 00:19:43,958
JUDY: Constable.

328
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,494
Wonderful show last night.

329
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,743
Wonderful. You really have
your way with the puppets.

330
00:19:49,167 --> 00:19:52,001
A way! You really have a way
with the puppets.

331
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:53,914
(BABY COOS)

332
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,116
Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

333
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,707
Just one word, Judy.

334
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,995
You might wish to keep
those magic tricks

335
00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,241
a little on the lowdown.

336
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,284
So convincing they are
they'll be taken for sorcery

337
00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,726
and the last thing
I would like to see

338
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,493
is a woman such as yourself
before the stoners.

339
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:12,450
Of course my personal opinion
is that you're wonderful.

340
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,415
It's wonderful.

341
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:16,909
The tricks, I mean,
the magic is wonderful.

342
00:20:17,042 --> 00:20:19,876
But it seems some folk
in Seaside are...

343
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:22,874
..prone to superstition.

344
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:25,116
More and more by the day,
it would appear.

345
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,954
Well, thank you for
the warning, Derrick.

346
00:20:28,042 --> 00:20:30,284
I should continue my patrol.

347
00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:31,783
All the breast.

348
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,125
All the... very breast.

349
00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:40,283
(CHUCKLES)

350
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,574
Have you seen Punch?

351
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,283
Thank you.

352
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:56,791
(DISTANT LAUGHTER)

353
00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:06,036
(WILD CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)

354
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:10,833
MAN: One more, one more,
one more.

355
00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:13,200
(SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)

356
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,996
- (WOMAN LAUGHS)
- (CHEERING)

357
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,370
MAN: That's the way!
That's the way!

358
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:26,001
(WILD CHEERING)

359
00:21:27,042 --> 00:21:29,329
JUDY: You'll grow strong
and able

360
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:31,791
with a sturdy constitution
just like your papa.

361
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,500
But all the best bits you'll
inherit from your mama.

362
00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:40,824
Those will be the bits
that count the most.

363
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:44,700
The very bits that made your
papa love her at the start.

364
00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:47,325
- (SIGHS)
- (BABY GURGLES)

365
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:49,324
(DISTANT CHEERING)

366
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:53,540
(MUTED CHEERING)

367
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:15,116
(GIGGLES)

368
00:22:46,542 --> 00:22:51,367
(MAN MURMURS)

369
00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:56,781
(MUTTERS TO HIMSELF)

370
00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:10,995
- This way.
- (MURMURS)

371
00:23:11,125 --> 00:23:12,366
This way.

372
00:23:15,375 --> 00:23:17,241
Watch your step.

373
00:23:24,542 --> 00:23:26,078
(SNORING)

374
00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:38,330
How's the world looking
outside that there window

375
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,783
this morning, my love?

376
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,533
It seems the weather has turned

377
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,078
and storm clouds are gathering.

378
00:23:45,708 --> 00:23:47,825
Where's that thumb-twiddling
maid of ours?

379
00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:50,704
She should mind
I don't give her a whacking.

380
00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:51,869
Maid!

381
00:23:52,833 --> 00:23:54,495
- (BANGS) Maid!
- That's enough!

382
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,708
I'll not go down this road
again, Punch.

383
00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:00,409
If your true want
is to resurrect our show,

384
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,491
you have to stay
on the straight and sober.

385
00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:04,749
Can you do that?

386
00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:06,286
Punch?

387
00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:08,033
Can you do that?

388
00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,495
It's one small slip, my love.

389
00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:13,658
I got excited.

390
00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:17,705
From now on,
only good decisions.

391
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,199
That's a Punch promise.

392
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:25,958
You've made your share
of promises already.

393
00:24:27,583 --> 00:24:28,994
Promises aren't the hard part.

394
00:24:29,542 --> 00:24:31,909
It's the keeping of them
you seem to find so difficult!

395
00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:33,453
PUNCH: Well...

396
00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,245
I will try to keep...

397
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,832
..the promises...

398
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,037
..I've already promised.

399
00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,245
That's a Punch oath.

400
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:48,833
That's even...

401
00:24:49,458 --> 00:24:51,165
..even better than a promise.

402
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,537
'Cause, you know, it's an oath.

403
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,908
It's even better.

404
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:03,000
(DOG BARKS)

405
00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:05,869
(BARKS)

406
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,250
PUNCH: Want some?

407
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:11,116
(DOG BARKS)

408
00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:13,328
PUNCH: Yeah? You want, yeah?

409
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,040
Now, go on, have a little. No.

410
00:25:16,167 --> 00:25:18,534
(LAUGHS)

411
00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,875
(DOG YELPS AND PANTS)

412
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,912
JUDY: I'm to go clean
the theatre.

413
00:25:23,042 --> 00:25:24,578
Maude is off to the market.

414
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,995
We'll be no more than an hour.

415
00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:29,283
There are more sausages
for your lunch.

416
00:25:30,542 --> 00:25:32,955
You'll have to skin those
rabbits, I can't stomach it.

417
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,537
And help Scaramouche
stack that wood,

418
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:36,828
like you promised me.
Yes?

419
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,119
PUNCH: Mm-hm.

420
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:39,457
And, Punch...

421
00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:42,162
..no boozing with the baby.

422
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:48,531
(SIGHS) You better stack the
wood and don't lose the baby,

423
00:25:48,667 --> 00:25:49,999
and blah, blah, blah, blah.

424
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:52,833
What good is a servant
if he's too old to serve?

425
00:25:52,958 --> 00:25:54,620
- (BABY CRIES)
- Hey.

426
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:55,866
Hey, what's the matter?

427
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:04,541
- Whee!
- (BABY CRIES)

428
00:26:04,667 --> 00:26:06,533
Whee!

429
00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:09,125
- Look at that! Whee!
- (BABY CRIES)

430
00:26:10,750 --> 00:26:12,582
There you go.

431
00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:15,083
(DOG BARKS)

432
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:16,912
Look! Look at the little doggy.

433
00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:18,999
What's the matter, Toby?

434
00:26:19,125 --> 00:26:21,708
Doesn't the old man feed you
proper? Is that the story?

435
00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,659
- (DOG BARKS)
- Where is old Scaramouche?

436
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:27,534
Whistling away
in the servants' quarters,

437
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:29,033
no use to anybody?

438
00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:34,208
Hey!

439
00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:36,040
Get back here!

440
00:26:36,458 --> 00:26:37,619
Stay there.

441
00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:49,583
(DOG WHIMPERS)

442
00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,950
Your damn rat dog
ate my breakfast!

443
00:26:52,292 --> 00:26:53,874
Took it clean off my plate!

444
00:26:55,417 --> 00:26:57,704
He can be a snappy little pup,
that one.

445
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:59,574
But no harm done.

446
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:03,497
(STUTTERS) He really is
a good little boy, is Toby.

447
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:05,203
(DOG WHIMPERS)

448
00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:08,990
Can I offer you a drink,
Master Punch?

449
00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:26,246
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

450
00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:39,500
And they named the town Seaside

451
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:42,458
because they believed
that one day

452
00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:45,166
the sea would lap
right at our doorsteps.

453
00:27:45,500 --> 00:27:47,958
Right at the bottom of the hill
there.

454
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,250
What gave them that idea,
I don't know,

455
00:27:51,958 --> 00:27:55,781
seeing as how the sea is a good
three-day mule ride from here.

456
00:28:03,167 --> 00:28:06,990
Oh, and they all built fishing
boats in anticipation too.

457
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:10,539
You're not making any sense
at all, old man.

458
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,038
I'm telling you,
I can't understand

459
00:28:15,167 --> 00:28:16,453
a single word you're saying.

460
00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:19,705
I don't know where all those
old fishing boats went.

461
00:28:20,792 --> 00:28:23,455
Anyway, how is that little baby
of yours this morning,

462
00:28:23,583 --> 00:28:24,915
Master Punch?

463
00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:26,533
- What?
- Your baby.

464
00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:28,578
How is the baby?

465
00:28:43,625 --> 00:28:45,412
(PANTING)

466
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:50,246
You can't be crawling into
every blazing stove you see,

467
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:51,456
you hear me?

468
00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:53,540
One of these days
you're going to find yourself

469
00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,158
all burnt to a crisp.

470
00:28:55,292 --> 00:28:56,533
(PANTING)

471
00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:57,748
(BABY WHINES)

472
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,080
(DOG WHIMPERS)

473
00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,457
Hey!

474
00:29:37,583 --> 00:29:39,074
(DOG BARKS)

475
00:30:08,333 --> 00:30:10,165
- (PANTING)
- (DOG BARKS)

476
00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:12,624
Hey!

477
00:30:12,750 --> 00:30:14,787
- (BABY WHINES)
- (GRUNTS)

478
00:30:14,917 --> 00:30:15,917
(SCREAMS)

479
00:30:16,042 --> 00:30:18,625
(BABY WAILS)

480
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:19,911
(THUD!)

481
00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:27,246
(PANTING)

482
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,616
(DOG BARKS)

483
00:30:54,042 --> 00:30:56,284
(BIRD CHIRPS)

484
00:31:02,583 --> 00:31:04,119
JUDY: Punch!

485
00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:09,451
It's too hot a day to have the
house all locked up like this.

486
00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:13,575
What hell
has broken loose here?

487
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,449
Where is the baby?

488
00:31:21,708 --> 00:31:23,995
You can't keep up
with this behaviour, Punch.

489
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:26,833
I can't trust you alone with
her for even an hour.

490
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,536
Where is she, Punch?

491
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,704
You can't just put her down
and leave her,

492
00:31:44,833 --> 00:31:45,949
she's too small!

493
00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:48,616
Not two minutes in the door,

494
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,992
and straight to poor Punch
with your nagging.

495
00:31:52,125 --> 00:31:54,412
Punch! Where have you put her?

496
00:31:54,542 --> 00:31:55,703
Where is she?

497
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,665
Please, Punch.

498
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,788
Punch, try to remember
what you've done with her.

499
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:20,120
She's lost her shoe, Punch.

500
00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:22,661
We have to find her.

501
00:32:22,792 --> 00:32:24,408
Her little foot will be cold.

502
00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:26,659
That baby just couldn't
keep itself put.

503
00:32:28,417 --> 00:32:31,615
I'd sit her down in one place
and turn for a moment

504
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,207
and she'd have wound up
in another.

505
00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:35,332
And you told me no boozing

506
00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:38,079
but the dog stole my breakfast

507
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:42,705
and then Scaramouche
made me have a tipple.

508
00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:45,079
He's like an evil wizard,
that old man -

509
00:32:45,167 --> 00:32:46,408
I never trusted him.

510
00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:48,165
And anyway...

511
00:32:49,292 --> 00:32:51,784
..I accidentally dropped
the baby out the window.

512
00:32:53,125 --> 00:32:54,491
But what's done is done

513
00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:58,039
and I suppose
we just move on with our lives.

514
00:33:01,542 --> 00:33:03,909
What do you mean you
dropped her out the window?

515
00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:05,453
(GLASS BANGS ON THE TABLE)

516
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,242
It's time we moved on
with our lives.

517
00:33:10,625 --> 00:33:14,699
What do you mean you dropped
the baby out the window?

518
00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:16,369
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

519
00:33:16,792 --> 00:33:20,160
What do you mean you dropped
the baby out the window?!

520
00:33:20,292 --> 00:33:22,909
- Pull yourself together!
- What do you mean?!

521
00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,042
No!

522
00:33:24,167 --> 00:33:25,203
(SCREAMS)

523
00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:28,492
JUDY: No!

524
00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:29,832
JUDY: No!

525
00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:31,324
(GRUNTS)

526
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,745
That's the way to do it!

527
00:33:44,917 --> 00:33:47,705
(PANTING)

528
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,911
Judy?

529
00:33:56,417 --> 00:33:57,658
Judy!

530
00:33:59,125 --> 00:34:00,616
My love?

531
00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:09,159
You can go ahead
and get up now.

532
00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:14,037
(PANTING)

533
00:34:20,208 --> 00:34:25,533
(ELECTRONIC VERSION OF BACH'S
AIR ON THE G STRING)

534
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,698
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES)

535
00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:55,289
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC FADES)

536
00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,707
That's the way to do it.

537
00:36:22,292 --> 00:36:24,705
(DOOR CREAKS)

538
00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:38,824
(CLATTER)

539
00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:59,709
Is it morning time already?

540
00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:03,743
Are we to stack the wood?

541
00:37:03,875 --> 00:37:05,958
(ARMCHAIR CREAKS)

542
00:37:06,542 --> 00:37:08,204
(SIGHS)

543
00:37:14,083 --> 00:37:15,790
(LIGHT SNORING)

544
00:37:27,042 --> 00:37:28,408
(EXHALES)

545
00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:35,124
(TOBY GROWLS)

546
00:37:36,708 --> 00:37:39,246
- Hello, Toby.
- (TOBY GROWLS)

547
00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:40,991
That's no welcome reception

548
00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:43,117
for your old friend Punch now,
is it?

549
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:45,866
(TOBY GROWLS)

550
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,834
How about you come down here
and keep me company?

551
00:37:52,542 --> 00:37:53,828
- (TOBY YELPS)
- (BONES SNAP)

552
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,788
(EERIE MUSIC)

553
00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:19,207
(CHICKENS CLUCK)

554
00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:28,036
Ye did it again!

555
00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:30,875
Onie chance ye gie ye,
take a swatch at mah cards.

556
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,366
Yer a cheat ben an' ben.

557
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:33,741
Gonnae-no accusin' me!

558
00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:35,866
I wasn't lookin' at
yer glaikit cards,

559
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,143
Ah was checkin' on mah cuddie

560
00:38:37,167 --> 00:38:39,375
which happens tae be tethered
ower yer shoolder.

561
00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:41,750
Ha! That's the most glaikit
excuse I've ever heard!

562
00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:43,537
Ah don't loch
yer accusatory tone.

563
00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:46,159
Ah think it's shan. Ah"ve
ne'er cheated in mah life!

564
00:38:46,292 --> 00:38:47,652
If ye tois ur gonnae
keep fightin',

565
00:38:47,750 --> 00:38:48,991
Ah don't want tae play anymair!

566
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:50,949
Where's the new constable?

567
00:38:52,667 --> 00:38:53,953
Ah dunnae ken.

568
00:38:54,083 --> 00:38:55,870
Most likely daein'
his make-up, Ah imagine.

569
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,366
- (MEN LAUGH)
- What?

570
00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,993
Aye, or gaitherin' wildflowers
tae decorate th' watch hoose!

571
00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:02,707
I need to speak with him
immediately

572
00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:05,746
to report the missing
of my dear wife and baby.

573
00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:09,244
RUFFIANS: The watch hoose.

574
00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:16,458
Mr Punch?

575
00:39:16,583 --> 00:39:18,074
I'm sorry to disturb you,
Constable,

576
00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:19,619
but I've come to report
a crime.

577
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,457
Right. Excellent.

578
00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:24,291
Er, it's just
it's been a quiet few days.

579
00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:26,218
Still trying to convince
the town to trust me

580
00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:27,250
with their grievances

581
00:39:27,292 --> 00:39:29,158
rather than take the law
into their own hands.

582
00:39:29,292 --> 00:39:30,393
I'm looking forward
to having something

583
00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:33,080
to sink my teeth into...
so to speak.

584
00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:35,533
How can I help, sir?

585
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,291
My dear wife and tiny baby
are missing, Constable.

586
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:40,204
It's hardly cause for
celebration.

587
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:43,366
Missing? Judy and the baby?

588
00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:45,165
Vanished into thin air!

589
00:39:45,292 --> 00:39:48,126
Some act of foul play
has befallen them, I'm sure.

590
00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:50,624
Get your coat, Derrick.
Get your coat.

591
00:39:52,750 --> 00:39:55,822
I'm sure there's some
reasonable explanation.

592
00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:58,621
Lead the way, Mr Punch.
Hat, Derrick!

593
00:39:58,750 --> 00:39:59,911
Hat.

594
00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:01,123
(SIGHS)

595
00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:08,082
DERRICK: It does indeed appear

596
00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:10,825
as though some struggle
has taken place.

597
00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:14,281
(SOBS) My poor sweet wife
and child.

598
00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:17,535
However, I can find no evidence
of foul play.

599
00:40:17,625 --> 00:40:20,038
(CLEARS THROAT) Wee swatch
tae the fleer, sir.

600
00:40:20,125 --> 00:40:21,457
What?

601
00:40:21,583 --> 00:40:22,619
O'er there.

602
00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,537
Blood on the fleer.

603
00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:29,826
DERRICK: How did you miss that?
Idiot, Derrick.

604
00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:39,166
I'm afraid this doesn't
bode well, Mr Punch.

605
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,207
(SOBS LOUDLY)

606
00:40:45,792 --> 00:40:47,454
(SOBS) I don't understand it.

607
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,707
I was gone for just a moment.

608
00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:55,831
The only one with access
to the house is the old maid.

609
00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:58,450
She's strange,
there's no denying it -

610
00:40:59,208 --> 00:41:00,995
childless recluse...

611
00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:04,580
..but whether she's capable
of murder...

612
00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:19,281
Maude! The unexpected visitors
have arrived!

613
00:41:19,417 --> 00:41:20,908
Good day, gentlemen.

614
00:41:21,042 --> 00:41:24,114
Is there something I can be
assisting you with?

615
00:41:24,250 --> 00:41:25,582
- (GLASS BREAKS)
- Easy, men.

616
00:41:25,708 --> 00:41:27,244
Perhaps some tea?

617
00:41:28,042 --> 00:41:30,329
When was the last time
you saw Judy, ma'am?

618
00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:32,870
Not since yesterday, sir.

619
00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:36,573
I went to the markets,
Judy went to the theatre.

620
00:41:36,917 --> 00:41:38,374
And after that,
what did you do?

621
00:41:39,417 --> 00:41:41,579
I was here at home, sir.

622
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,371
And your husband -
he was at home with you?

623
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:46,869
Yes, sir.

624
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,417
MAN: Constable!

625
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:50,744
A wee bairn's bootie!

626
00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:55,241
- DERRICK: Dear God.
- What?

627
00:41:56,750 --> 00:41:58,833
She's roasted the baby
in the stove.

628
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:00,750
Heretic!

629
00:42:01,458 --> 00:42:03,040
Check her
for the mark of the Devil!

630
00:42:03,167 --> 00:42:05,159
Let us not jump to conclusions,
Mr Punch.

631
00:42:06,667 --> 00:42:08,659
Could you tell me what this is,
ma'am?

632
00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:11,034
That's the baby's shoe, sir.

633
00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:14,246
And how do you suppose
it got inside your stove?

634
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,368
Is there anyone who can verify
your whereabouts late yesterday

635
00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,583
between the hours of 2 and 6
in the pm?

636
00:42:22,875 --> 00:42:24,616
My husband can, sir.

637
00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:25,866
Where were you yesterday

638
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,242
between the hours of 2 and 6
in the pm?

639
00:42:28,917 --> 00:42:30,078
I...

640
00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:31,658
I got dressed,

641
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,993
and... and had my breakfast.

642
00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:38,280
Please, sir, forgive my husband
his hazy recollections.

643
00:42:38,375 --> 00:42:41,618
His mind and memory
are not what they were.

644
00:42:42,250 --> 00:42:44,663
When was the last time you saw
the lady of the house?

645
00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:47,787
I can't rightly remember, sir.

646
00:42:47,917 --> 00:42:49,579
No, I can't rightly remember.

647
00:42:50,083 --> 00:42:52,166
Oh, but she's a fine lady,
that lady.

648
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:54,082
Oh, yes, she is so sweet.

649
00:42:54,375 --> 00:42:56,412
And so pretty, yes.

650
00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:58,457
Her name... Her name...

651
00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:01,245
I just can't recall her name.

652
00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:04,491
But I remember Mr Punch,
though,

653
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:05,625
because I...

654
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,582
Clearly his want is
to confuse you, Constable.

655
00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:09,954
He's most certainly
involved in the disappearance.

656
00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:12,996
They both got the Devil's look
about them, clear as day.

657
00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:15,582
For God's sake, look at them!

658
00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:21,790
Unless someone can provide me

659
00:43:21,917 --> 00:43:23,143
with fresh evidence
to the contrary,

660
00:43:23,167 --> 00:43:24,658
I'm left with little choice

661
00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:26,784
but to place you
under deep suspicion

662
00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,495
and take you in
for further questioning.

663
00:43:29,625 --> 00:43:31,412
No! Please!

664
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,366
My husband's
a good, kindly man.

665
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,742
- He loves Judy and that child.
- MAN: Move yer arse!

666
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:38,618
Please! Take me
but leave my husband.

667
00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:41,584
See! That's all but
a confession from the witch.

668
00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:42,708
Hang them both!

669
00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:44,199
We are taking them
for questioning.

670
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:46,495
(SCOFFS) Questioning!

671
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:50,118
They've roasted my baby!

672
00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:55,742
(CROW CAWS)

673
00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:10,040
- Looks dead.
- Yep.

674
00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:11,578
Dead.

675
00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:13,954
Wait! Look at that.

676
00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,244
CHILD: What?

677
00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:16,582
Fingers just did some moving.

678
00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:19,325
CHILD: It's the same like
with a turkey, Scotty.

679
00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:21,579
You cut the head off and
it still writhes and twitches

680
00:44:21,708 --> 00:44:24,166
to make you think it's living
when it's clearly dead.

681
00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:57,199
Incoming!

682
00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:20,041
(WHISTLING)

683
00:45:20,167 --> 00:45:21,703
(CHILDREN CALL)

684
00:45:33,833 --> 00:45:35,199
We got a dead one!

685
00:45:38,625 --> 00:45:40,787
(ALL MURMUR)

686
00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:44,950
WOMAN: It's a girl.
Jesus...

687
00:45:47,583 --> 00:45:48,824
WOMAN: Her face.

688
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:51,701
Found her 'tween here and town
somewhere.

689
00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:53,324
Thought Goodtime
could take a look.

690
00:45:54,292 --> 00:45:56,534
Scotty says
she's a puppeteer.

691
00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:57,667
Tank!

692
00:45:57,750 --> 00:45:59,662
How would Scotty be knowing
she's a puppeteer

693
00:46:00,542 --> 00:46:02,329
unless Scotty herself
has been sneaking

694
00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:04,120
into them puppet shows
in town?

695
00:46:08,042 --> 00:46:09,533
Did you forget about
them stonings?

696
00:46:10,292 --> 00:46:11,453
Did you?

697
00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,290
Well, you want to be next?

698
00:46:15,375 --> 00:46:17,367
Or worse, you want
this whole camp discovered

699
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,366
when one of them follows you
back here?

700
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,081
You've gotta be smart.

701
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,081
What did I always tell you

702
00:46:24,167 --> 00:46:25,967
is the most important thing
of all the things?

703
00:46:26,042 --> 00:46:27,203
CHILDREN: Smarts.

704
00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:32,958
She's had herself a good
beating, the poor thing.

705
00:46:33,542 --> 00:46:35,204
- (SIGHS)
- Looks proper dead.

706
00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:37,870
Can we keep her and take her
to Dr Goodtime

707
00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:39,283
for a looking-over?

708
00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:42,035
You and I both know what
Goodtime's gonna say about it.

709
00:46:56,292 --> 00:46:58,625
DR GOODTIME: Clearly the lady
ain't dead.

710
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:00,574
You lunatics!

711
00:47:00,708 --> 00:47:01,869
That's good news.

712
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,200
Depends on how you look on it.

713
00:47:03,250 --> 00:47:05,207
I can't promise
she'll stay that way for long.

714
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,950
From over here, her injuries
look death-dealing.

715
00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:13,161
Once I get over there,

716
00:47:13,667 --> 00:47:17,411
I'll be able to give her
a better looking-over.

717
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:24,991
Sorry, Dr Goodtime,

718
00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,538
but when do you think you might
come over here

719
00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:28,874
to take a closer look?

720
00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:30,449
Don't rush me, small 'un!

721
00:47:30,542 --> 00:47:32,829
I move at my own pace,
no quicker.

722
00:47:33,708 --> 00:47:36,826
I don't mean to rush you but
she could expire any minute.

723
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:39,786
I don't know
what you're thinking

724
00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:41,315
bringing her back here
to begin with.

725
00:47:41,833 --> 00:47:43,449
We're about to be on the move.

726
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,582
We can only take what's useful.

727
00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:48,666
We don't got no space
for nothing more.

728
00:47:49,292 --> 00:47:50,533
But this one's a good one.

729
00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:53,449
She's got skills
in the theatre.

730
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,536
(LAUGHS AND COUGHS)

731
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:57,741
Skills in the theatre...

732
00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:00,332
..ain't no use to us.

733
00:48:03,958 --> 00:48:06,075
This witch fever gains any more
momentum,

734
00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:09,333
and we'll have outcasts enough
to build a city.

735
00:48:09,875 --> 00:48:11,241
What a city that would be!

736
00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:13,454
- What?
- Nothing.

737
00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:16,074
(SIGHS)

738
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,287
Poor Mrs Punchy-face.

739
00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:23,534
Make way for the murderers,

740
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:26,410
the killers of babies
and wives! Make way!

741
00:48:26,542 --> 00:48:28,249
WOMAN: What have they done?

742
00:48:28,375 --> 00:48:29,707
They ate my baby!

743
00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:31,665
They bashed my wife to death,

744
00:48:31,792 --> 00:48:34,455
and they roasted
and ate my child!

745
00:48:34,792 --> 00:48:36,124
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

746
00:48:36,208 --> 00:48:37,995
Hold your babies close tonight,

747
00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:40,583
lest they be eaten by witches
like these!

748
00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:43,041
- Get out of here!
- You're disgusting!

749
00:48:43,167 --> 00:48:44,829
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- (WOMAN SPITS)

750
00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:47,701
MAN: Must have done something
heinous, these ones, eh?

751
00:48:47,833 --> 00:48:49,665
DERRICK: Good folk,

752
00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:51,283
I urge you to be calm

753
00:48:51,417 --> 00:48:53,033
and reserve your judgement.

754
00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:57,827
It does appear a violent crime
may have taken place.

755
00:48:57,958 --> 00:48:59,620
- But at this stage...
- Murder! (SOBS)

756
00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:03,198
My wife and child dead at
the hands of these heathens!

757
00:49:03,333 --> 00:49:04,790
- CROWD: Oh!
- (GASPS)

758
00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:08,371
At this stage,
they are but suspects.

759
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,992
And I will continue to
investigate.

760
00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:13,742
WOMAN: Will there be an
'anging? We are due an 'anging!

761
00:49:13,875 --> 00:49:15,476
- MAN: We are due an 'anging.
- (CROWD CHEERS)

762
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:18,698
First, a thorough investigation
must be conducted, and then...

763
00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:20,449
Evidence has been found

764
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:23,326
that the old man cooked my baby
in the kitchen oven

765
00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:25,370
for the old woman to eat!

766
00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,741
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- MAN: What?!

767
00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:30,993
Justice should be swift
and merciless!

768
00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:33,116
They are cold-blooded killers.

769
00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:34,393
They should be hanged
by the neck

770
00:49:34,417 --> 00:49:36,283
as quickly as hanging ropes
can be strung!

771
00:49:36,875 --> 00:49:38,059
MAN: Send them
down the trapdoor!

772
00:49:38,083 --> 00:49:40,700
WOMAN: Put them in the halter!
- MAN: Break their necks!

773
00:49:40,792 --> 00:49:43,205
- (ANGRY CHATTER)
- I can assure you that...

774
00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:46,120
..crime in this town
will not be tolerated,

775
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,788
and the full fist of the law
shall come down

776
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,707
on any who feel
they are above it.

777
00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:54,997
However, we should be guided
by reason and justice.

778
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:56,601
- (CROWD SHOUTS)
- MAN: We want a hanging!

779
00:49:56,625 --> 00:49:58,207
CROWD: Yeah!

780
00:49:58,333 --> 00:50:01,041
MAN: Send them back to
the Devil where they belong!

781
00:50:01,167 --> 00:50:02,578
- Constable!
- Get them inside!

782
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:06,122
- (CROWD SHOUTS)
- Get back! Oi, you!

783
00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:09,787
Constable, Constable, please!

784
00:50:09,917 --> 00:50:12,660
I think it wise you give the
people what they're demanding

785
00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:14,499
or risk this mob running riot.

786
00:50:14,625 --> 00:50:16,992
Justice and punishment should
be determined by the law,

787
00:50:17,125 --> 00:50:19,287
Mr Frankly, not hearsay
and an angry mob.

788
00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:21,534
And I appreciate your
forward thinking, Constable,

789
00:50:21,667 --> 00:50:23,454
but this is neither the time
nor the town

790
00:50:23,583 --> 00:50:26,041
to conduct these outlandish
social experiments.

791
00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:31,449
Do what you must
to obtain a confession.

792
00:50:32,208 --> 00:50:33,208
Aye.

793
00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:39,199
I can try her
on the stronger stuff,

794
00:50:39,708 --> 00:50:40,708
but if she comes good,

795
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,491
she'd better be making herself
useful.

796
00:50:46,417 --> 00:50:48,750
Can't guarantee it'll work.
Never does.

797
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,457
Mm.

798
00:51:03,042 --> 00:51:04,999
- (GASPS)
- (CHILDREN GASP)

799
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:09,076
Mm. It's more effective
than I thought.

800
00:51:09,208 --> 00:51:10,415
(GROANS)

801
00:51:12,375 --> 00:51:13,536
(GROANS)

802
00:51:23,042 --> 00:51:25,159
(PANTING)

803
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,328
JUDY: Where am I?

804
00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:29,286
Heretics' camp.

805
00:51:31,708 --> 00:51:32,915
Are you to kill me?

806
00:51:33,042 --> 00:51:34,249
Kill you? (CHUCKLES)

807
00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:35,768
If it hadn't been for these
small 'uns,

808
00:51:35,792 --> 00:51:37,033
you'd be dead already.

809
00:51:37,958 --> 00:51:39,449
Do you remember
what happened to you?

810
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:42,370
Do you know how you come
to be all mashed up, half-dead

811
00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:44,575
and buried in a hole
in the middle of the forest?

812
00:51:46,375 --> 00:51:48,742
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

813
00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:50,787
(TENSE MUSIC)

814
00:51:50,917 --> 00:51:53,876
(SCREAMS)

815
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,583
(SCREAMING ECHOES)

816
00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:27,000
GIRL: Them theatre people,
they eat different stuff.

817
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:30,288
WOMAN: How come if she's so
fancy she's not more famous?

818
00:52:31,042 --> 00:52:33,034
What's she doing
in old dingy Seaside?

819
00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:35,367
I'll tell you
what she's doing in Seaside.

820
00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:41,454
Her ma and her pa owned
that manor she lives in

821
00:52:41,542 --> 00:52:42,783
on the edge of the forest.

822
00:52:42,917 --> 00:52:45,000
They bred like fucking rabbits.

823
00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:47,287
There was a whole big bunch
of them.

824
00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:49,851
And the whole load of them
was wiped out by a plague

825
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,286
when Judy was just
a little 'un.

826
00:52:53,375 --> 00:52:55,082
Left behind just her
and the two servants,

827
00:52:55,167 --> 00:52:56,248
who had to raise her up.

828
00:52:57,292 --> 00:52:58,453
And then one day,

829
00:52:59,542 --> 00:53:01,534
Punch passed through town

830
00:53:01,667 --> 00:53:03,624
with his magic show

831
00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:05,073
or whatever it was
he was doing.

832
00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:07,162
Charmed the pants off everyone,

833
00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:09,366
especially her.

834
00:53:10,625 --> 00:53:12,537
So she ran away with him,
learned puppets,

835
00:53:13,167 --> 00:53:16,080
and they travelled all over
and they got sure and famous.

836
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:19,617
They even had a show in
the big smoke and everything.

837
00:53:21,542 --> 00:53:24,000
But it all went bottoms up
when that arse-worm husband

838
00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:25,365
couldn't control his boozing...

839
00:53:27,083 --> 00:53:28,083
..or his temper.

840
00:53:29,917 --> 00:53:31,874
And they got booted out
of near every town.

841
00:53:32,833 --> 00:53:34,540
Flat broke
when he knocked her up.

842
00:53:35,667 --> 00:53:36,908
So they had to slink back here,

843
00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:39,744
tails 'tween legs.

844
00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:43,616
He thinks
he's too good for Seaside.

845
00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,249
I'd say he pretty much
fits right in.

846
00:54:00,167 --> 00:54:03,035
(EERIE MUSIC)

847
00:54:50,667 --> 00:54:53,660
(FAINT GROWLING)

848
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:11,036
(GROWLING)

849
00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:25,996
(HEARTBEAT)

850
00:55:26,125 --> 00:55:28,788
(ETHEREAL MUSIC)

851
00:55:56,083 --> 00:55:58,370
(PANTING)

852
00:56:05,875 --> 00:56:07,457
(GASPS)

853
00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:10,747
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

854
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:21,243
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

855
00:56:56,167 --> 00:56:57,499
(CHOPPING)

856
00:56:57,625 --> 00:57:00,493
(WOMEN CHATTER)

857
00:57:05,250 --> 00:57:06,786
(SCOFFS)

858
00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:14,203
(DISCORDANT VIOLIN MUSIC)

859
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,411
WOMAN: Morning, Judy.

860
00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:26,582
Are you alright?

861
00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,496
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

862
00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,332
Morning, puppet lady.

863
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:08,666
This lady's got a real problem
staying awake.

864
00:58:10,208 --> 00:58:13,076
(BIRDS CHIRP)

865
00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:16,208
I thought your puppet show
was pure dead brilliant,

866
00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:19,291
the way you made them puppets
come to life, like,

867
00:58:19,417 --> 00:58:20,498
and that double somersault,

868
00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:22,662
and all them explosions
at the end.

869
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:28,495
I didn't quite like one bit,
though.

870
00:58:30,333 --> 00:58:32,575
Does that little punchy guy
always win?

871
00:58:33,625 --> 00:58:35,708
Given he done so many
beastly things!

872
00:58:37,042 --> 00:58:38,499
He won't be winning anymore.

873
00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:40,331
What?

874
00:58:42,333 --> 00:58:43,449
He won't be winning anymore

875
00:58:43,583 --> 00:58:45,074
because I'm going to kill him.

876
00:58:48,042 --> 00:58:49,658
(GASPS)

877
00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:02,207
This place is good, but.

878
00:59:03,292 --> 00:59:05,409
Ain't no-one gonna stone us
to death!

879
00:59:06,667 --> 00:59:08,784
I'm gonna steal me
a full-sized horse soon,

880
00:59:09,417 --> 00:59:13,366
and then have everything I need
for the rest of my damn life.

881
00:59:28,917 --> 00:59:30,499
Once you get cast out,

882
00:59:30,875 --> 00:59:31,995
you can't go back, you know.

883
00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:46,787
(GATE CREAKS)

884
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,124
Hurry up!

885
00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:53,120
- (PUNCH MUTTERS)
- Brought you some supplies.

886
00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:55,537
- (MUTTERS)
- Over there.

887
00:59:59,208 --> 01:00:00,289
Sausages,

888
01:00:00,417 --> 01:00:01,749
sausages.

889
01:00:01,875 --> 01:00:03,207
Sausages.

890
01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:04,953
Ah, a carrot.

891
01:00:06,417 --> 01:00:08,579
And the stuff
of greatest import.

892
01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:12,375
Lots of folk at McDrinky's
send their regards.

893
01:00:13,042 --> 01:00:15,534
There's a couple of gentlemen
in town from the big smoke.

894
01:00:15,792 --> 01:00:17,809
They was asking 'bout when
the next show was scheduled.

895
01:00:17,833 --> 01:00:19,665
Did they give names?
What did they look like?

896
01:00:20,125 --> 01:00:21,143
Them's a lot of questions.

897
01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:22,393
Which one do you want me
to answer?

898
01:00:22,417 --> 01:00:23,874
(BANGS) Answer them all, woman!

899
01:00:29,583 --> 01:00:30,915
I'm sorry, Poll.

900
01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:33,449
But they could be scouts.

901
01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:35,616
Now, please,

902
01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:37,199
think very clearly

903
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:40,163
and tell me exactly
what they looked like.

904
01:00:41,500 --> 01:00:42,616
POLLY: Well...

905
01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:47,204
..one was kind of medium
in height,

906
01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:50,205
not too fair, not too dark.

907
01:00:50,792 --> 01:00:53,626
The other was pretty much
the same as the first.

908
01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:55,916
And they both wore
real nice clothing,

909
01:00:56,042 --> 01:00:57,908
both looked to be
very serious-like,

910
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,866
and they both had pencils.

911
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,116
Pencils?

912
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:03,040
Only scouts have pencils.

913
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,241
Scouts for sure!

914
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,161
Oh, God.

915
01:01:08,292 --> 01:01:09,578
What's the matter?

916
01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:11,370
They're here to see my show

917
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,580
and now that Judy has been
so brutally taken from me,

918
01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:16,158
I don't rightly have a show
to show them.

919
01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:18,866
Damn it!

920
01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:20,449
This was my ticket out.

921
01:01:21,292 --> 01:01:22,658
(GRUNTS)

922
01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:24,866
Maybe I could help.

923
01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:28,683
I've not got any experience
with puppets,

924
01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:32,365
but I'd sure be grateful
for the opportunity

925
01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:34,116
to learn the ins and outs
of theatre.

926
01:01:34,792 --> 01:01:37,205
I can sing and dance a little.

927
01:01:37,667 --> 01:01:40,739
And I've always been mad keen
to learn the trombone.

928
01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:43,618
Alright, alright.
Time is of the essence.

929
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,825
We gotta get you mastering
them marionette strings.

930
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:49,450
We can discuss trombones
at a later date.

931
01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:52,824
(LAUGHS)

932
01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:31,286
(BONES CRACK)

933
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:43,994
(GRUNTS)

934
01:03:39,083 --> 01:03:41,416
Best you get that revengey look
off your face.

935
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:43,286
It doesn't suit you.

936
01:03:43,958 --> 01:03:45,415
I think you know that.

937
01:03:47,833 --> 01:03:50,746
Ain't going to do no good
you charging back there,

938
01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:52,536
killing him.

939
01:03:52,625 --> 01:03:53,786
I have to go back.

940
01:03:54,708 --> 01:03:57,166
I can't let him get away
with it. It isn't right.

941
01:03:58,042 --> 01:04:01,865
(SCOFFS) Since when does what's
right make any difference?

942
01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:05,492
What do you think we're all
doing out here? Hm?

943
01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:07,749
You think we're out here
because

944
01:04:08,042 --> 01:04:11,615
what's right is important
to anyone in that town?

945
01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:15,743
Every one of us is wanted for
some made-up reason or other.

946
01:04:17,333 --> 01:04:19,370
Most done nothing
to warrant it.

947
01:04:20,208 --> 01:04:22,370
We gotta let it go,
let it all go,

948
01:04:22,750 --> 01:04:24,992
let all of it go, all of it.

949
01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:29,948
Everything we had
before we were cast out.

950
01:04:30,917 --> 01:04:32,499
Just keep moving forward

951
01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,662
and hope the rest of the world
catches up.

952
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:41,226
What do you think's
gonna happen,

953
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:43,287
you go traipsing
back into town

954
01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:44,703
ranting and raving?

955
01:04:45,167 --> 01:04:48,080
They already think you're dead,
and now suddenly you're not.

956
01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:49,915
That's gonna make you a witch

957
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:53,164
or some kind of devil
in their eyes for sure.

958
01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:55,040
Doesn't matter what you say,

959
01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:56,787
don't matter
what actually happened.

960
01:04:57,375 --> 01:04:58,832
You'll wind up dead.

961
01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:03,290
All of us heretics
are moving soon.

962
01:05:04,875 --> 01:05:06,366
So you've got a choice to make.

963
01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:08,116
You can stick with us,

964
01:05:09,125 --> 01:05:10,457
forget Seaside,

965
01:05:10,833 --> 01:05:12,290
or leave now.

966
01:05:15,333 --> 01:05:17,074
If I don't go back, he wins.

967
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,786
I have to run away.

968
01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,124
I have to leave my home.

969
01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:23,491
He wins.

970
01:05:24,167 --> 01:05:25,167
(GROANS)

971
01:05:25,458 --> 01:05:27,575
I just said a whole lot of
important stuff just then.

972
01:05:27,667 --> 01:05:29,374
Were you even listening?

973
01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:31,408
Forget about him.

974
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,036
Forget about all of them.

975
01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:36,207
You can't fix that town.

976
01:05:38,458 --> 01:05:39,994
Use your smarts.

977
01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:43,704
Assuming you even got any.

978
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,367
You can't hunch her over
like you would the maid.

979
01:05:49,458 --> 01:05:51,199
This one's built proud
and upright.

980
01:05:51,542 --> 01:05:53,182
You have to keep
a straight spine with her

981
01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:55,625
or you won't get the right
movements through her arms.

982
01:05:58,125 --> 01:05:59,707
Relax the arms

983
01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:02,784
and get her straight
through the spine!

984
01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:05,582
She'll tangle again
if you pull up so quickly.

985
01:06:07,792 --> 01:06:09,954
This puppet is broken, Punch!

986
01:06:10,250 --> 01:06:11,893
I'm telling you,
it won't do a thing right!

987
01:06:11,917 --> 01:06:13,283
- (CLATTER)
- Hey!

988
01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:17,707
You can't be dropping
the puppets.

989
01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:20,033
They're mighty delicate.

990
01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:22,958
If you break this one's face,
I'll be tempted to break yours!

991
01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:27,658
You're of simple mind.

992
01:06:28,083 --> 01:06:29,824
You're a simple-minded dimwit!

993
01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:32,454
You've got to listen
when I tell you things.

994
01:06:33,292 --> 01:06:34,828
Unless you get this show right,

995
01:06:34,958 --> 01:06:36,540
you'll be stuck in Seaside

996
01:06:36,667 --> 01:06:39,626
whoring yourself out to
stinking Welshmen for eternity.

997
01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:44,450
I might not be as smart as you,
Punch,

998
01:06:44,958 --> 01:06:46,574
but it don't take a big brain

999
01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:49,701
to know it was Judy who held
this show together anyways.

1000
01:06:54,792 --> 01:06:56,124
I'm sorry. (SOBS)

1001
01:06:56,208 --> 01:06:57,449
(SCREAMS)

1002
01:06:57,625 --> 01:06:59,958
(SOBS)

1003
01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:04,991
(SHOUTS)

1004
01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:18,415
Pull yourself together, woman.

1005
01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:20,741
I've had an idea.

1006
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,621
(MEN LAUGH)

1007
01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:30,584
Constable Fairbrother, you've
just missed the announcement.

1008
01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:31,869
Announcement?

1009
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,458
You'll be relieved to hear
that a full confession

1010
01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:36,415
has been elicited
from both prisoners

1011
01:07:36,542 --> 01:07:38,033
and an announcement made

1012
01:07:38,167 --> 01:07:40,250
that they shall hang
before the month is out.

1013
01:07:40,375 --> 01:07:43,413
I would have thought
I should be asked to attend,

1014
01:07:43,542 --> 01:07:45,329
given my position as constable.

1015
01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:46,911
Oh, never mind that.

1016
01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:48,562
No doubt you had
more important matters

1017
01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:49,999
to concern yourself with.

1018
01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:51,787
The ruffians are more than
experienced

1019
01:07:51,917 --> 01:07:53,408
in the taking of confessions.

1020
01:07:53,833 --> 01:07:55,870
And an announcement already...?

1021
01:07:56,250 --> 01:07:59,118
It all seems rather hasty
to me, Mr Frankly.

1022
01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:00,866
No need to worry, Constable.

1023
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,538
The townsfolk are relieved
to have them off the streets.

1024
01:08:04,250 --> 01:08:06,913
Er, perhaps there's some
redecorating you could do

1025
01:08:07,042 --> 01:08:08,078
in the watch house.

1026
01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:10,746
(MEN SNIGGER)

1027
01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:15,458
(SNIGGERS) Constable.

1028
01:08:52,292 --> 01:08:55,364
LEONARD COHEN:
♪ And who by fire

1029
01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:58,704
♪ Who by water

1030
01:08:59,542 --> 01:09:02,125
♪ Who in the sunshine

1031
01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:05,325
♪ Who in the night-time

1032
01:09:05,792 --> 01:09:08,455
♪ Who by high ordeal

1033
01:09:08,958 --> 01:09:11,826
♪ Who by common trial

1034
01:09:12,083 --> 01:09:14,996
♪ Who in your merry, merry
month of May

1035
01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:17,833
♪ Who by very slow decay

1036
01:09:17,958 --> 01:09:20,450
♪ And who

1037
01:09:20,542 --> 01:09:23,410
♪ Shall I say

1038
01:09:24,042 --> 01:09:25,453
♪ Is calling

1039
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:34,073
♪ And who in her lonely slip

1040
01:09:34,208 --> 01:09:36,996
♪ Who by barbiturate

1041
01:09:37,333 --> 01:09:40,326
♪ Who in these realms of love

1042
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:43,413
♪ Who by something blunt

1043
01:09:43,500 --> 01:09:46,459
♪ Who by avalanche

1044
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:49,326
♪ Who by powder

1045
01:09:49,458 --> 01:09:52,451
♪ Who for his greed

1046
01:09:52,708 --> 01:09:55,325
♪ Who for his hunger

1047
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:57,871
♪ And who

1048
01:09:57,958 --> 01:09:59,950
♪ Shall I say

1049
01:10:01,583 --> 01:10:03,040
♪ Is calling

1050
01:10:07,958 --> 01:10:11,030
♪ And who by brave assent

1051
01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:13,909
♪ Who by accident

1052
01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:17,288
♪ Who in solitude

1053
01:10:17,583 --> 01:10:20,246
♪ Who in this mirror

1054
01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:23,451
♪ Who by his lady's command

1055
01:10:23,792 --> 01:10:26,751
♪ Who by his own hand

1056
01:10:26,875 --> 01:10:29,663
♪ Who in mortal chains

1057
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,538
♪ Who in power

1058
01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:35,205
♪ And who

1059
01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:37,495
♪ Shall I say

1060
01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:40,537
♪ Is calling? ♪

1061
01:10:45,917 --> 01:10:48,000
(YELLS)

1062
01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:53,870
(CHEERING)

1063
01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,832
Legs and feet in the left box.

1064
01:10:56,167 --> 01:10:57,578
Hands and arms in the right.

1065
01:10:59,208 --> 01:11:01,666
Jumble the extremities -
I'll cut off your head.

1066
01:11:05,208 --> 01:11:06,540
Come on, now.

1067
01:11:08,083 --> 01:11:09,415
It's a hand!

1068
01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:16,581
Judy!

1069
01:11:17,375 --> 01:11:18,411
Drink?

1070
01:11:19,125 --> 01:11:21,333
To celebrate new beginnings.

1071
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:27,411
(CHUCKLES)

1072
01:11:50,875 --> 01:11:54,198
(DISTANT CONVERSATIONS)

1073
01:12:05,792 --> 01:12:06,999
WOMAN: Hurry up!

1074
01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:08,787
Hurry up!

1075
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,538
Oh, good evening,
Law Enforcement.

1076
01:12:22,083 --> 01:12:23,699
A fine night, isn't it?

1077
01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:26,325
So still and pleasant.

1078
01:12:27,042 --> 01:12:29,500
A drink on the eve
of your hanging,

1079
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:31,366
as is customary?

1080
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:34,708
Oh, that's nice, that is.

1081
01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:36,491
Thank you.

1082
01:12:36,792 --> 01:12:39,785
I don't rightly mind a nip
before bedtime.

1083
01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:43,280
It puts one's troubles at ease.

1084
01:12:45,125 --> 01:12:46,707
Thank you, thank you very much.

1085
01:12:50,042 --> 01:12:51,578
For you, Maude?

1086
01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,325
Sleep evading you, is it,
Law Enforcement?

1087
01:12:58,292 --> 01:13:00,284
It's not a trouble I've had
before.

1088
01:13:01,667 --> 01:13:05,035
If one thing ever came easy to
me, it was a good slumber.

1089
01:13:06,667 --> 01:13:09,375
But the simple pleasure is
totally eluding me now.

1090
01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:11,700
Oh. Well, sit, sit.

1091
01:13:15,333 --> 01:13:18,781
I've had patches of
restlessness like that myself,

1092
01:13:18,917 --> 01:13:19,917
young man.

1093
01:13:19,918 --> 01:13:21,408
Oh, yes.

1094
01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:23,033
When you've lived
as long as I have,

1095
01:13:23,417 --> 01:13:25,750
you've come
to realise the cause.

1096
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,834
When things tilt off
in a way they shouldn't,

1097
01:13:30,833 --> 01:13:32,369
when the world gets crooked,

1098
01:13:33,083 --> 01:13:36,155
and it has no choice
but to right itself -

1099
01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:40,163
Yes, that's when it's hard
to slumber.

1100
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:42,911
I feel it too.

1101
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:47,371
Someone is close
to rousing the Devil.

1102
01:13:55,708 --> 01:13:58,451
(MUTTERS) The greatest
puppeteer of his generation,

1103
01:13:58,583 --> 01:14:00,199
the greatest puppeteer
of his generation.

1104
01:14:00,583 --> 01:14:02,415
(EXHALES)

1105
01:14:02,542 --> 01:14:03,953
Pass that bottle, Poll.

1106
01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:05,540
Punch is a touch nervy tonight.

1107
01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,992
Are you sure that's a bright
idea, Punch, darling?

1108
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,500
Well, you're full of opinions
suddenly, aren't you?

1109
01:14:11,042 --> 01:14:12,783
I just don't know that
I got a good feeling

1110
01:14:12,875 --> 01:14:13,911
about this plan of yours.

1111
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,538
If I were you,
I'd be expending my energy

1112
01:14:16,625 --> 01:14:19,117
making sure you don't turn
the night into a fiasco!

1113
01:14:21,042 --> 01:14:22,374
If you had any talent,

1114
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:24,624
if you had <i>any</i> talent,

1115
01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:27,450
maybe I wouldn't have to be
having this idea.

1116
01:14:27,875 --> 01:14:31,073
But talent scouts
are in the talent business!

1117
01:14:31,208 --> 01:14:32,870
They're looking for one thing -

1118
01:14:33,833 --> 01:14:34,833
talent!

1119
01:14:35,583 --> 01:14:37,825
And you, my dear,

1120
01:14:38,625 --> 01:14:39,832
got none!

1121
01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:43,536
I...

1122
01:14:55,833 --> 01:15:00,203
Roll up, roll up,
dearest audience!

1123
01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:03,742
Sit your arses on a seat

1124
01:15:03,875 --> 01:15:05,992
instead of sitting
on the fence!

1125
01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:07,286
(HUBBUB)

1126
01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:10,831
Put your money in the tin
if you want to see the puppets.

1127
01:15:11,333 --> 01:15:13,040
The show will begin...

1128
01:15:13,167 --> 01:15:14,908
They let you out of
the whorehouse, then?

1129
01:15:15,042 --> 01:15:16,783
(WOMEN LAUGH)

1130
01:15:17,583 --> 01:15:19,245
..momentarily.

1131
01:15:19,375 --> 01:15:22,413
Take off your corset
and I'll give you a penny!

1132
01:15:22,708 --> 01:15:25,291
(ROARS OF LAUGHTER)

1133
01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:28,288
You quit your job
at the cathouse, Poll?

1134
01:15:29,292 --> 01:15:31,204
Or is this just a sideline?

1135
01:15:31,542 --> 01:15:34,034
(LAUGHTER)

1136
01:15:34,167 --> 01:15:37,035
(APPLAUSE)

1137
01:15:37,167 --> 01:15:38,578
All... (EXHALES)

1138
01:15:39,292 --> 01:15:42,035
All the way from the big smoke
Mr Punch has come

1139
01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:45,208
with brand-new puppets
that Mr Punch has brung.

1140
01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:47,207
(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

1141
01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:50,622
More lifelike are these puppets
than any you've yet seen.

1142
01:15:50,917 --> 01:15:53,660
You'll wonder how it's possible
to make...

1143
01:15:53,792 --> 01:15:55,283
Your regulars will miss ya

1144
01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:57,833
if you run away
with the circus, Poll!

1145
01:15:58,375 --> 01:16:00,287
(RAUCOUS LAUGHTER)

1146
01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:05,450
And now for the puppet
extravaganza!

1147
01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:06,957
Ladies and gentlemen,

1148
01:16:07,042 --> 01:16:08,999
the one, the only,

1149
01:16:09,208 --> 01:16:11,916
the greatest puppeteer
of his time -

1150
01:16:12,042 --> 01:16:13,453
Professor Punch!

1151
01:16:13,833 --> 01:16:15,790
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1152
01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:26,655
Here within we now begin
the history of Punch.

1153
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,458
So dark it is and full of woe,

1154
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:32,866
you may just lose your lunch.
(TAPS)

1155
01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:36,243
(CROWD MUTTERS)

1156
01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:41,290
There's people claim
their show's the best,

1157
01:16:42,208 --> 01:16:44,791
their puppets great and tall...

1158
01:16:46,875 --> 01:16:49,333
But Punch's
lifelike puppet show

1159
01:16:49,667 --> 01:16:51,408
is the punchiest of them all!

1160
01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:53,915
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1161
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:57,866
- The scouts are in.
- I saw them.

1162
01:16:58,042 --> 01:17:00,250
Just hang on to them handles,
that's all you gotta do.

1163
01:17:06,625 --> 01:17:08,787
OK, bring her in.

1164
01:17:08,917 --> 01:17:13,207
♪ VERDI: RIGOLETTO, ACT II -
SCORRENDO UNITI REMOTA VIA ♪

1165
01:17:21,167 --> 01:17:22,703
WOMAN: Are they...

1166
01:17:22,833 --> 01:17:24,074
OK, you.

1167
01:17:33,292 --> 01:17:34,578
Get moving.

1168
01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:36,119
Get over there and whack her.

1169
01:17:36,250 --> 01:17:38,537
- (CROWD BOOS)
- MAN: Judy!

1170
01:17:38,667 --> 01:17:39,667
WOMAN: What?

1171
01:17:39,792 --> 01:17:41,408
Money back!

1172
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,868
Get your one moving.
Mine one's stuck.

1173
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,161
(WHISPERS) Flea, darling...

1174
01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:48,540
Psst! Darling.

1175
01:17:48,667 --> 01:17:51,284
Get over there, do something.

1176
01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:57,033
PUNCH: OK, now whack her.

1177
01:17:58,750 --> 01:18:01,208
- (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
- Not that hard.

1178
01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:03,916
PUNCH: Hey! Stop that! Hey!

1179
01:18:04,042 --> 01:18:05,078
(CROWD LAUGHS)

1180
01:18:05,208 --> 01:18:06,995
Fuck!
They're fighting for real!

1181
01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:09,333
Hey, stop it! Stop it, you two!

1182
01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:11,199
(CROWD LAUGHS)

1183
01:18:11,333 --> 01:18:13,165
I'll stop them.

1184
01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:22,041
Stop it! Stop fighting now!

1185
01:18:22,167 --> 01:18:23,374
Stop it!

1186
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:24,832
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

1187
01:18:24,958 --> 01:18:27,746
Come on over here,
pretty Polly,

1188
01:18:27,833 --> 01:18:30,576
and show us your real talents!

1189
01:18:36,708 --> 01:18:38,870
- (CROWD LAUGHS)
- Someone's angry!

1190
01:18:42,292 --> 01:18:45,330
(CHEERING)

1191
01:18:58,708 --> 01:19:00,244
(GLASS BREAKS)

1192
01:19:10,667 --> 01:19:12,659
(SOBBING)

1193
01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:21,157
(MAN CRIES)

1194
01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:23,457
Are you alright?

1195
01:19:23,583 --> 01:19:24,744
(MAN WEEPS)

1196
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:27,618
(STUTTERS) Yes, fine.

1197
01:19:28,125 --> 01:19:29,536
I... I'm fine.

1198
01:19:30,292 --> 01:19:31,908
Why do you ask?

1199
01:19:32,292 --> 01:19:33,408
Because you're weeping.

1200
01:19:33,542 --> 01:19:34,828
(LAUGHS) No, no, no.

1201
01:19:35,708 --> 01:19:38,701
You've mistaken my laughter
for tears is all.

1202
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:41,116
If you laugh,

1203
01:19:41,917 --> 01:19:43,533
others will laugh with you.

1204
01:19:44,917 --> 01:19:46,624
If you stop laughing, you die.

1205
01:19:48,167 --> 01:19:50,204
(WEEPS)

1206
01:19:53,917 --> 01:19:57,206
See you at the hanging.
(WEEPS)

1207
01:19:57,875 --> 01:19:59,286
There's to be a hanging?

1208
01:20:00,375 --> 01:20:02,617
Has your head
been buried underground

1209
01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:03,991
these past few weeks?

1210
01:20:04,667 --> 01:20:06,624
They're hanging
the two old servants,

1211
01:20:06,750 --> 01:20:08,116
Maude and Scaramouche,

1212
01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:11,372
what killed Punch's wife
and wee baby.

1213
01:20:11,958 --> 01:20:13,199
(WEEPS)

1214
01:20:13,333 --> 01:20:14,744
And when are they set to hang?

1215
01:20:15,417 --> 01:20:17,204
First up tomorrow, of course.

1216
01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:20,825
I prefer a good witch burning
myself.

1217
01:20:21,917 --> 01:20:24,159
I suppose they've got
to mix it up a bit...

1218
01:20:26,167 --> 01:20:28,454
..save us all
from getting bored.

1219
01:20:28,792 --> 01:20:30,408
(WEEPS)

1220
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:55,162
(HORSE SNORTS)

1221
01:21:02,458 --> 01:21:04,495
(HORSE NEIGHS)

1222
01:21:11,375 --> 01:21:13,412
Hey. Shh, shh, shh.

1223
01:21:15,708 --> 01:21:17,199
Hey.

1224
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,866
Where did you come from?

1225
01:21:24,375 --> 01:21:25,707
(TWIG SNAPS)

1226
01:21:37,208 --> 01:21:39,621
(HORSE NEIGHS)

1227
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:03,537
(FAINT WHISPERING)

1228
01:22:07,208 --> 01:22:09,074
(FAINT WHISPERING)

1229
01:22:13,125 --> 01:22:15,242
(DISTANT HOWLING)

1230
01:22:15,958 --> 01:22:17,039
Who's there?

1231
01:22:22,667 --> 01:22:24,875
(HOWLING)

1232
01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:29,450
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

1233
01:22:34,292 --> 01:22:35,783
(RATTLING)

1234
01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:40,833
(EERIE WHISTLE)

1235
01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:47,243
(FAINT WHISPER) Hello, Punch...

1236
01:22:50,792 --> 01:22:52,875
Just the wind, Punch.
It's just the wind.

1237
01:22:53,292 --> 01:22:55,830
(BREATHES SHAKILY)

1238
01:22:55,958 --> 01:22:58,041
(THUNDER CRASHES)

1239
01:22:58,167 --> 01:22:59,703
(GASPS)

1240
01:22:59,833 --> 01:23:01,540
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

1241
01:23:01,667 --> 01:23:03,158
Where are you?

1242
01:23:03,292 --> 01:23:05,158
(EERIE WHISPER)

1243
01:23:05,917 --> 01:23:07,434
(VOICES OVERLAP)
I'm right here. Over here.

1244
01:23:07,458 --> 01:23:08,994
I'm your friend.
Over here.

1245
01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:10,494
Don't be scared.

1246
01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:12,161
I have a proposition for you.

1247
01:23:12,250 --> 01:23:14,333
(GASPS) Leave me!

1248
01:23:15,458 --> 01:23:16,824
I've no business with ya.

1249
01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:20,324
Why don't you torment
someone else?

1250
01:23:20,792 --> 01:23:23,284
- Boo!
- (SCREAMS)

1251
01:23:23,417 --> 01:23:25,579
(PUNCH BREATHES HEAVILY)

1252
01:23:25,708 --> 01:23:27,495
(RASPY VOICE) Punch...

1253
01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:30,661
Who are you?

1254
01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:34,704
The Devil knows
what you've done, Punch!

1255
01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:38,163
And the Devil is much enamoured
of your work.

1256
01:23:39,042 --> 01:23:41,204
I don't know what you've heard,
but it isn't true.

1257
01:23:41,292 --> 01:23:44,364
So impressed is he that the
Devil wants you on his team.

1258
01:23:44,667 --> 01:23:45,726
- (THUNDER BOOMS)
- (SCREAMS)

1259
01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:47,992
He wants you to join with him
in the down below.

1260
01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:49,995
What do you say, Punch?

1261
01:23:50,292 --> 01:23:51,749
Want to team up with the Devil?

1262
01:23:52,542 --> 01:23:54,329
I'm just a puppeteer, sir.

1263
01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:57,999
I'm just a puppeteer.

1264
01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:01,662
You'd have no use of me
in the down below.

1265
01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:03,870
You have blood in your house!

1266
01:24:04,292 --> 01:24:06,212
- You have blood in your house!
- Stop it! (SOBS)

1267
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,143
What do I have to do?
Tell me what to do!

1268
01:24:08,167 --> 01:24:09,328
You have blood in your house!

1269
01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:11,476
- Please, just stop!
- You have blood in your house.

1270
01:24:11,500 --> 01:24:13,958
Do you want to go to Heaven
or do you want to go to Hell?

1271
01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:16,500
Heaven?

1272
01:24:17,458 --> 01:24:19,415
Only good men go to Heaven.

1273
01:24:20,042 --> 01:24:21,954
Are you a good man, Punch?

1274
01:24:23,083 --> 01:24:24,369
I can't hear you!

1275
01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:26,708
- Are you a good man?!
- Yes.

1276
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:28,745
- Louder!
- Yes.

1277
01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:31,120
Yes, I'm a good man.

1278
01:24:31,917 --> 01:24:34,204
Then you must
right your wrongs.

1279
01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:37,287
Confess to the people, Punch.

1280
01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:40,165
Tell the people
what you've done.

1281
01:24:40,917 --> 01:24:43,989
Only you can fix
this mess you've made.

1282
01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:45,866
Can you do that, Punch?

1283
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,662
Can you right your wrongs?

1284
01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:48,828
I can.

1285
01:24:49,208 --> 01:24:50,494
Because if you do not,

1286
01:24:50,708 --> 01:24:52,324
I will come back for you

1287
01:24:52,458 --> 01:24:55,576
and I will not show you the
mercy I've shown you tonight.

1288
01:24:55,708 --> 01:24:57,199
- (THUNDER BOOMS)
- (GASPS)

1289
01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:01,790
(PANTING)

1290
01:25:14,083 --> 01:25:16,245
(HORSE SNORTS)

1291
01:25:25,667 --> 01:25:28,159
(DISTANT CHEERING)

1292
01:25:31,667 --> 01:25:34,455
ALL: ♪ Singing
"Bide, lady, bide

1293
01:25:34,583 --> 01:25:36,666
♪ Your lust for me won't hide

1294
01:25:36,792 --> 01:25:39,284
♪ This dusty smith
will be your love

1295
01:25:39,375 --> 01:25:41,583
♪ So lay aside your pride"

1296
01:25:41,708 --> 01:25:44,166
♪ So lady she turned
into a horse

1297
01:25:44,292 --> 01:25:46,534
♪ Dark as the night is black

1298
01:25:46,667 --> 01:25:51,082
♪ So he became a hairy saddle
for to ride onto her back

1299
01:25:51,208 --> 01:25:53,666
♪ Singing
"Bide, lady, bide"... ♪

1300
01:25:53,792 --> 01:25:56,250
(SINGING FADES)

1301
01:25:57,625 --> 01:26:02,871
♪ I was riding over
from far as what I've seen

1302
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,458
♪ Feel me riding home again

1303
01:26:05,583 --> 01:26:08,246
♪ Home on a valiant steed

1304
01:26:08,375 --> 01:26:10,833
♪ I was wandering by

1305
01:26:10,958 --> 01:26:13,450
♪ Far in an open field

1306
01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:15,449
♪ I...

1307
01:26:19,333 --> 01:26:21,916
♪ Waking all alone again

1308
01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:24,621
♪ Riding in my sleep

1309
01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:27,288
♪ Waiting for the time,
my friend

1310
01:26:27,417 --> 01:26:29,625
♪ Gaily circling

1311
01:26:30,333 --> 01:26:32,950
♪ Feel me riding home again

1312
01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,537
♪ Far in an open field

1313
01:26:35,667 --> 01:26:38,410
♪ See me riding home again

1314
01:26:38,542 --> 01:26:41,865
♪ Far as what I feel

1315
01:26:43,208 --> 01:26:45,291
♪ Ah-ah

1316
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:48,207
♪ Ah-ah... ♪

1317
01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:54,411
MA: Scotty!

1318
01:26:56,042 --> 01:26:57,658
Why are you still awake?

1319
01:27:00,292 --> 01:27:01,624
Should get some sleep.

1320
01:27:03,583 --> 01:27:05,415
We got the big move tomorrow.

1321
01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:08,616
- Ma...
- Yeah?

1322
01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:11,074
Where are we even going?

1323
01:27:12,417 --> 01:27:14,097
I don't know, Scotty.
We'll find somewhere.

1324
01:27:15,125 --> 01:27:16,241
We always do.

1325
01:27:18,292 --> 01:27:21,285
Do you think one day we might
not have to move anymore?

1326
01:27:22,875 --> 01:27:24,832
I'd like to just live somewhere
proper.

1327
01:27:25,625 --> 01:27:28,117
♪ I was riding over, friend

1328
01:27:28,333 --> 01:27:30,450
♪ Far as what I see

1329
01:27:31,125 --> 01:27:33,367
♪ Feel me riding home again

1330
01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:36,083
♪ Home on a valiant steed

1331
01:27:36,625 --> 01:27:39,038
♪ All is still
till day turns night

1332
01:27:39,167 --> 01:27:41,534
♪ Far on an open field

1333
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:44,458
♪ And I'll be riding home
till I'm

1334
01:27:44,875 --> 01:27:47,242
♪ Far as what I feel

1335
01:27:50,083 --> 01:27:51,244
♪ Ah-ah

1336
01:27:52,792 --> 01:27:53,908
♪ Ah-ah. ♪

1337
01:27:56,167 --> 01:27:59,126
PREACHER: And you shall fear
the Almighty,

1338
01:27:59,833 --> 01:28:03,122
for the Almighty Lord
has come for you today.

1339
01:28:03,250 --> 01:28:04,366
(CROWD CHEERS)

1340
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:06,457
And we will be rid
of the filth!

1341
01:28:06,583 --> 01:28:08,791
- (CHEERING)
- Of the vermin!

1342
01:28:09,958 --> 01:28:12,701
The vile, the unholy, ungodly!

1343
01:28:13,750 --> 01:28:17,573
The incarnations of the Devil
will hang!

1344
01:28:17,708 --> 01:28:21,076
- (WILD CHEERING)
- Yes, yes, yes!

1345
01:28:23,500 --> 01:28:24,832
Come on.

1346
01:28:25,667 --> 01:28:27,329
(BLOWS HORN)

1347
01:28:27,458 --> 01:28:28,869
Right.

1348
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,208
(SILENCE)

1349
01:28:31,833 --> 01:28:33,540
Good people of Seaside,

1350
01:28:34,750 --> 01:28:38,164
in our continuing effort
to rid this land

1351
01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:40,116
of those marked by the Devil,

1352
01:28:41,333 --> 01:28:43,541
we present these two heathens.

1353
01:28:43,792 --> 01:28:45,624
(CROWD BOOS)

1354
01:28:46,208 --> 01:28:48,370
Two who have worked in unison

1355
01:28:49,208 --> 01:28:52,497
to commit an act
of unspeakable violence

1356
01:28:53,292 --> 01:28:56,035
and whose necks will be
snapped on account of it!

1357
01:28:56,167 --> 01:28:58,454
(CHEERING)

1358
01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:03,707
Thank you, sir.

1359
01:29:06,375 --> 01:29:09,334
And now I call on Mr Punch,

1360
01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:12,833
the aggrieved victim
in these here circumstances,

1361
01:29:13,167 --> 01:29:15,124
to deliver his final statement.

1362
01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:17,367
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1363
01:29:21,667 --> 01:29:23,203
Thank you kindly, Frankly.

1364
01:29:26,667 --> 01:29:28,329
MAN: You're our man, Punch!

1365
01:29:29,792 --> 01:29:30,792
(CLEARS THROAT)

1366
01:29:33,167 --> 01:29:35,033
CROWD: Shh, shh.

1367
01:29:35,750 --> 01:29:36,750
My friends...

1368
01:29:40,417 --> 01:29:42,875
..these two who stand
before you on the gallows...

1369
01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:45,786
..these two...

1370
01:29:50,583 --> 01:29:51,583
..these two...

1371
01:29:55,417 --> 01:29:58,205
..did not kill my wife
and child.

1372
01:29:58,333 --> 01:29:59,995
(CROWD GASPS AND EXCLAIMS)

1373
01:30:05,917 --> 01:30:06,953
(CLEARS THROAT)

1374
01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:08,616
People of Seaside...

1375
01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:16,536
People of Seaside...

1376
01:30:19,750 --> 01:30:21,207
MAN: We love you, Punch!

1377
01:30:21,792 --> 01:30:23,829
(CHEERING)
MAN: Seaside loves you, Punch!

1378
01:30:23,958 --> 01:30:26,041
- (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
- Mr Punch!

1379
01:30:27,917 --> 01:30:30,705
(WILD CHEERING)

1380
01:30:30,833 --> 01:30:32,916
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE FADE)

1381
01:30:36,917 --> 01:30:38,624
These two who stand before you

1382
01:30:39,292 --> 01:30:41,830
did not kill my wife and child.

1383
01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:46,827
They are mere conduits
for the work of the Devil!

1384
01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:48,707
(CHEERING)

1385
01:30:49,167 --> 01:30:52,956
And it is the Devil we confront
in the act of their hanging.

1386
01:30:53,083 --> 01:30:55,826
CROWD: Yeah!

1387
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:59,038
These two infidels
know not what they do!

1388
01:30:59,833 --> 01:31:02,997
They are representatives
of His evil ways

1389
01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:04,707
and in the act
of their hanging,

1390
01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:06,374
we say to the Devil,
"No!"

1391
01:31:06,625 --> 01:31:07,957
CROWD: No!

1392
01:31:08,083 --> 01:31:09,619
We, the people of Seaside,

1393
01:31:09,750 --> 01:31:11,116
are stronger than you!

1394
01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:12,582
CROWD: Yes!

1395
01:31:12,708 --> 01:31:14,290
We, the people of Seaside,

1396
01:31:14,417 --> 01:31:16,033
will eradicate you!

1397
01:31:16,167 --> 01:31:17,453
CROWD: Yes!

1398
01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:21,451
- So hang they must!
- CROWD: Yes!

1399
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:23,700
WOMAN: Hang 'em! Hang 'em!

1400
01:31:23,833 --> 01:31:25,699
(CHEERING)

1401
01:31:27,958 --> 01:31:29,790
And as I am the man
who has had his family

1402
01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:30,991
so brutally taken from him,

1403
01:31:31,708 --> 01:31:32,824
I should have the privilege

1404
01:31:33,417 --> 01:31:34,953
of dropping them
to their deaths.

1405
01:31:35,083 --> 01:31:36,870
(CHEERING)

1406
01:31:37,750 --> 01:31:39,036
I stand before you,

1407
01:31:39,500 --> 01:31:41,867
a proud resident of Seaside,

1408
01:31:42,583 --> 01:31:45,371
the greatest puppeteer
of my generation!

1409
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:46,741
(CHEERING)

1410
01:31:47,125 --> 01:31:48,991
Father to a murdered daughter,

1411
01:31:49,667 --> 01:31:51,374
husband to a murdered wife,

1412
01:31:52,208 --> 01:31:54,040
and I will have my vengeance

1413
01:31:54,625 --> 01:31:56,833
in this life or the next.

1414
01:31:56,958 --> 01:31:59,826
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1415
01:32:05,583 --> 01:32:06,583
Good dying!

1416
01:32:06,667 --> 01:32:09,990
(CROWD CHEERS)

1417
01:32:10,125 --> 01:32:12,037
(MAUDE SOBS)

1418
01:32:12,167 --> 01:32:14,159
Good dying!

1419
01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:18,370
(CROWD MUTTERS)

1420
01:32:21,208 --> 01:32:24,042
(CONFUSED MUTTERING)

1421
01:32:25,542 --> 01:32:27,283
Someone's tampered
with the hang ropes.

1422
01:32:27,417 --> 01:32:29,329
(CROWD MURMURS)

1423
01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:35,917
(RUMBLING)

1424
01:32:37,583 --> 01:32:40,200
(HORSE NEIGHS)

1425
01:32:49,667 --> 01:32:51,078
Witches!

1426
01:32:51,167 --> 01:32:52,643
- (CROWD GASPS)
- MAN: What's going on?

1427
01:32:52,667 --> 01:32:54,624
- WOMAN: Look over there.
- (ALL GASP)

1428
01:33:04,792 --> 01:33:06,078
(HORSE NEIGHS)

1429
01:33:20,083 --> 01:33:23,326
(SCREAMING)

1430
01:33:39,333 --> 01:33:40,744
(HORSE NEIGHS)

1431
01:33:57,000 --> 01:33:58,866
- Get her!
- Stop right there.

1432
01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:05,991
(CROWD MURMURS)

1433
01:34:09,125 --> 01:34:10,491
(GASPS)

1434
01:34:16,333 --> 01:34:17,574
Hands in the air.

1435
01:34:20,417 --> 01:34:22,033
(PUNCH GASPS)

1436
01:34:22,167 --> 01:34:24,284
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

1437
01:34:31,542 --> 01:34:32,908
(PUNCH BREATHES RAGGEDLY)

1438
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,286
I am no witch.

1439
01:34:39,958 --> 01:34:42,371
This man here, my husband,

1440
01:34:42,917 --> 01:34:44,954
killed my baby
and tried to kill me.

1441
01:34:46,208 --> 01:34:47,608
- (SHOCKED MURMURS)
- MAN: Terrible!

1442
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:54,959
It seems to me something
is very wrong with this town.

1443
01:34:56,500 --> 01:34:58,992
You kill and cast out
your best souls!

1444
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:01,116
Here you are

1445
01:35:01,208 --> 01:35:04,372
trying to off two of
the kindliest, gentlest folk

1446
01:35:04,458 --> 01:35:05,824
this town has ever known.

1447
01:35:07,583 --> 01:35:09,074
And based on what?

1448
01:35:09,792 --> 01:35:10,792
A suspicion?

1449
01:35:11,833 --> 01:35:14,246
A false accusation by this man?

1450
01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:17,661
You've all been sick as pigs

1451
01:35:17,750 --> 01:35:20,788
since you cast out Dr Goodtime
with her medicines and such.

1452
01:35:21,125 --> 01:35:23,367
You're all dressed
like hobo street monkeys

1453
01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:26,201
since you chased sartorial
Alice here into the forest.

1454
01:35:26,708 --> 01:35:28,290
You call us witches,

1455
01:35:29,042 --> 01:35:30,908
but what is a witch
but a person who sits

1456
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:33,458
just outside your blinkered
view of the world.

1457
01:35:36,500 --> 01:35:38,913
And by that reckoning,
you should all be afraid.

1458
01:35:39,917 --> 01:35:41,579
Because I know
you all live daily

1459
01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:43,825
with the fear
of your own difference.

1460
01:35:46,250 --> 01:35:47,832
Today the witch is me...

1461
01:35:50,292 --> 01:35:52,329
..but I think you all know,
you all fear,

1462
01:35:52,750 --> 01:35:55,367
that tomorrow
the witch might be you!

1463
01:36:07,417 --> 01:36:09,204
No great crime
should go unpunished.

1464
01:36:11,875 --> 01:36:14,492
I'll not continue to stand
aside and watch you lauded.

1465
01:36:16,167 --> 01:36:17,908
You are a puppeteer no more,
Punch.

1466
01:36:21,250 --> 01:36:22,866
My sweet and talented wife...

1467
01:36:25,167 --> 01:36:26,328
(GRUNTS)

1468
01:36:26,458 --> 01:36:27,744
- (THUD!)
- (CROWD GASPS)

1469
01:36:31,792 --> 01:36:34,079
(PUNCH SCREAMS)

1470
01:36:40,417 --> 01:36:41,533
(EXHALES)

1471
01:36:45,458 --> 01:36:47,040
(CLATTER)

1472
01:37:00,333 --> 01:37:03,576
(PEACEFUL HARP MUSIC PLAYS)

1473
01:37:45,208 --> 01:37:47,416
(MUTTERS FEVERISHLY)
Shh! I've told you.

1474
01:37:52,000 --> 01:37:53,366
Hello!

1475
01:37:57,625 --> 01:37:58,911
Where's the rest of ya?

1476
01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:02,283
Are you the only ones?

1477
01:38:04,708 --> 01:38:06,040
Well, you'll have to do.

1478
01:38:07,792 --> 01:38:09,203
Without further ado,

1479
01:38:10,208 --> 01:38:11,494
ladies and gentlemen,

1480
01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:13,081
boys and girls,

1481
01:38:13,833 --> 01:38:15,199
I am the Professor,

1482
01:38:15,708 --> 01:38:19,327
and this is
the Punch and Judy show!

1483
01:38:21,333 --> 01:38:24,656
This is the Punch and Judy
show!

1484
01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:27,083
(LAUGHS) That's better.

1485
01:38:27,417 --> 01:38:29,784
(CANNED AUDIENCE APPLAUSE)

1486
01:38:31,000 --> 01:38:33,663
Here within is the story.

1487
01:38:35,542 --> 01:38:37,204
It's a very violent story,

1488
01:38:38,333 --> 01:38:41,405
with a great many interesting
characters, including...

1489
01:38:43,333 --> 01:38:44,369
..Punch,

1490
01:38:45,458 --> 01:38:47,871
and Judy!

1491
01:39:05,458 --> 01:39:08,496
(MUMBLES)

1492
01:39:08,625 --> 01:39:11,663
(MUMBLES AND GRUNTS)

1493
01:39:17,125 --> 01:39:18,411
(GRUNTS)

1494
01:39:21,625 --> 01:39:25,198
(CONTINUES MUMBLING
AND GRUNTING)

1495
01:39:31,250 --> 01:39:34,118
(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS)

1496
01:39:54,292 --> 01:39:57,990
(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)

1497
01:39:58,542 --> 01:40:03,537
(MAJESTIC MUSIC)

1498
01:40:18,083 --> 01:40:19,369
SONG: ♪ Life

1499
01:40:22,458 --> 01:40:24,199
♪ Life is life

1500
01:40:29,125 --> 01:40:30,206
♪ Life

1501
01:40:33,250 --> 01:40:35,367
♪ Life is life

1502
01:40:39,583 --> 01:40:42,542
♪ When we all give the power

1503
01:40:42,667 --> 01:40:44,704
♪ We all get the best

1504
01:40:45,083 --> 01:40:47,666
♪ Every minute in the hour

1505
01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:50,367
♪ We don't think about the rest

1506
01:40:50,500 --> 01:40:53,208
♪ When we all get the power

1507
01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:55,787
♪ We all give the best

1508
01:40:56,000 --> 01:40:58,617
♪ When everyone
gives everything

1509
01:40:58,792 --> 01:41:00,579
♪ Then every soul

1510
01:41:00,750 --> 01:41:05,791
♪ Every soul will get life

1511
01:41:08,250 --> 01:41:11,118
♪ Life is life

1512
01:41:14,292 --> 01:41:16,534
♪ Oh, life

1513
01:41:19,208 --> 01:41:21,916
♪ Life is life

1514
01:41:26,083 --> 01:41:28,951
♪ When we all feel the power

1515
01:41:30,125 --> 01:41:31,991
<i>♪ Life is life</i>

1516
01:41:32,125 --> 01:41:34,708
♪ We all feel the pain

1517
01:41:35,833 --> 01:41:37,244
<i>♪ Life is life</i>

1518
01:41:37,333 --> 01:41:40,201
♪ It's the feeling
of the people

1519
01:41:41,417 --> 01:41:42,624
<i>♪ Life is life</i>

1520
01:41:42,708 --> 01:41:45,291
♪ It's the feeling of the land

1521
01:41:45,792 --> 01:41:47,875
♪ Oh-oh

1522
01:41:48,000 --> 01:41:50,367
♪ When we all get the power

1523
01:41:50,625 --> 01:41:52,867
♪ We all get the best

1524
01:41:53,208 --> 01:41:55,791
♪ Every minute in the hour

1525
01:41:55,917 --> 01:41:58,330
♪ We don't think about the rest

1526
01:41:58,417 --> 01:42:01,410
♪ When we all give the power

1527
01:42:01,583 --> 01:42:03,700
♪ We all give the best

1528
01:42:04,167 --> 01:42:06,784
♪ When everyone
gives everything

1529
01:42:06,917 --> 01:42:08,749
♪ And every soul

1530
01:42:08,875 --> 01:42:12,664
♪ Every soul will get

1531
01:42:12,750 --> 01:42:14,286
♪ Life

1532
01:42:15,625 --> 01:42:19,164
♪ Oh, life is life

1533
01:42:22,542 --> 01:42:24,875
♪ Oh, life

1534
01:42:27,500 --> 01:42:30,038
♪ Life is life

1535
01:42:34,500 --> 01:42:35,832
♪ Life

1536
01:43:06,875 --> 01:43:09,492
♪ We're glad that it's over

1537
01:43:09,792 --> 01:43:12,125
♪ We thought it would last

1538
01:43:12,417 --> 01:43:14,875
♪ Every minute of the future

1539
01:43:15,125 --> 01:43:17,458
♪ Is a memory of the past

1540
01:43:17,750 --> 01:43:20,458
♪ 'Cause we gave all the power

1541
01:43:20,667 --> 01:43:22,875
♪ We gave all the best

1542
01:43:23,167 --> 01:43:25,830
♪ And everyone lost everything

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♪ And perished with the rest

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♪ Life

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♪ Oh, life is life

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♪ Oh, life

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♪ Life is life

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♪ Life

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♪ Life is life

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♪ Life

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♪ Is

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♪ Life. ♪

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♪ BACH: AIR ON A G STRING ♪