Vorpas gets a boat

Vorpas_Jabwak
Vorpas descends the stairs deeper into the Boat.
Vampsquirrel
You descend the stairs down into a small room at what you think is the bottom of the boat. It would appear that this is the boat's store room, as you're surrounded by food packed up so as to survive the travel. Two doors lead out of this room, one towards the head and the other to the stern.
Vorpas_Jabwak
<hmmm>
You head back up to the main deck, peeking on the guy in charge.
Vampsquirrel
Back up on the main deck, it appears that the captain has finished yelling at his men, and is about to head back into his cabin.
Vorpas_Jabwak
You attempt to stealthily follow him back into the cabin.
Vampsquirrel
rolleroonies me hearty
Vorpas_Jabwak
roll 1d20+2
<uh>
<dicepls>
Vampsquirrel
roll 1d20
← `DM has quit (Ping timeout: 206 seconds)
Vampsquirrel
<alright, you got an 11>
Vorpas_Jabwak
<success?>
<they are pretty busy working>
Vampsquirrel
You duck back down onto the lower deck as the captain passes you, and wait for him to pass you by. Once he has, you pop back up and follow him into the cabin, where you find him sitting at his desk.
Vorpas_Jabwak
"Hello there."
Vampsquirrel
The captain looks you up and down, apparently unsurprised by your sudden appearance. He calmly appraises you with the air of one appraising a particularly unappetizing  bit of finger-food they were served but are going to have to eat if they wish to remain polite.
Vorpas_Jabwak
"Y would lyke to procure your shyp."
Vampsquirrel
He smirks at your words, before saying in a clear voice that rings with confidence, "Would you now?"
Vorpas_Jabwak
"Yes, your crew as well. How much for her?"
Vampsquirrel
The captain once again appraises your appearance, "Far more than you could afford, my dear friend. Far, far more."
Vorpas_Jabwak
"You say that now, but y belyeve thys may change your mynd."
You open your mouth
and lean over the desk
You decaptchelog a mound of golden coins from your inventory.
Spilling them onto the table.
Vampsquirrel
The captain stands up in shock as his disorganized table becomes covered in a mound of gold. You can almost see his eyes turn to dollar signs his greed is so obvious. "Perhaps I have misjudged you my friend, you seem to possess quite the fortune."
Vorpas_Jabwak
"Then walk wyth me to the deck. Yntroduce me to my new crew."
Vampsquirrel
"Of course," he says with a wide grin, "you would obviously wish to appraise them before you make your purchase."
Vorpas_Jabwak
You walk onto the deck.
Vampsquirrel
The captain follows behind you, walks to a midpoint on the deck, and then bellows out in a clear strident voice, "Avast there lads, we have a guest of honor here with us today, and he would like a look at ye!"
Vorpas_Jabwak
"Hello!"
"Y have just payd for thys fyne vessel, and thys fyne crew."
"Wyth me you shall have ryches unbeknownst to any land dweller."
Vampsquirrel
The crew from the ship begins to surround you and the captain in some confusion, unsure of what exactly is going on.
Vorpas_Jabwak
You spit out another mound of gold coins.
"My fyrst order as captyan."
"Kyll thys trespasser who know stands besyde me."
You head back into the cabin.
<do i need to char check this?>
Vampsquirrel
The captain stops you, holding his hand against your chest before you can leave the surrounding crew.
Vorpas_Jabwak
"What do you want?
"
Vampsquirrel
He smiles at you for a moment, before he replies, "Listen friend, I think you might have gotten the wrong idea. You see, this is a pirate ship, and pirates, well..."
he chuckles
"we don't barter friend, we steal."
Vorpas_Jabwak
"Yes. Y know."
Vampsquirrel
He whistles and the crew turn their blades on you.
Vorpas_Jabwak
"Hah!"
"You thynk thys scares me?"
"Y could just jump overboard ryght now!"
"Y came here to offer you a deal."
"Now wyll you take yt, or not?"
"My dear crew."
Vampsquirrel
rolleroonies the persuasions please
Vorpas_Jabwak
<since lowbloods, i have a +1 mod for charisma>
<wait no,
>
<brb checking PHB>
Vampsquirrel
<you get advantage>
Vorpas_Jabwak
<ye, so -1 mod>
<roll twice pick higher>
Vampsquirrel
<yep>
Vorpas_Jabwak
<want me to roll, or do you?>
Vampsquirrel
<I just rolled, you nat 20d it>
Vorpas_Jabwak
<kk nvm>
Vampsquirrel
<lol>
Vorpas_Jabwak
<continue :^y>
Vampsquirrel
The crew are taken by your naturally regal bearing, there is something in you that inspires them to follow, something the captain just doesn't have. Maybe it's the mound of gold you just vomited out, maybe it's your promises of fortune, or maybe it's something deeper, something ingrained in the depths of troll psyche that convince them. Whatever it is, convince them it does, and they round on their captain and begin advancing upon him with swords drawn.
Vampsquirrel
The captain is backed up to the edge of the deck by the crew, he frantically pleads for his life, but the crew are not swayed, you watch as he falls under their blades.
Vorpas_Jabwak
"Also, prepare hys body yn the kytchen for me, Y would lyke to have dynner.
"
You enter the cabin.
<wanna end here?>
Vampsquirrel
<sure, I'm good ending or we can keep going>
<your call>
Vorpas_Jabwak
<nah im tired>
<lets record this and continue on the reddit>
Vampsquirrel
<aight>
==END==