Lyrics - The Failure Song (BronyMike Cover)

[Lyrics for cover version of The Failure Song from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]
[Cover by BronyMike can be found at https://youtu.be/d3o6O3XmbQ4]

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this

Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease

The square root of five hundred and forty-six is 23.3666 4289 109.

She is correct!

I could ace a quiz on friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail, or will I pass?
I can't be sure (she can't be sure)

My mind is sharp, my skills intact
My heart is pure (her heart is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick

But no, I wasn't (oh no, she wasn't)
Oh no, I wasn't (oh no, she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this!