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  1. ShadowMaker95
  2. TPGER
  3. : i thought i was a good coach
  4. ShadowMaker95
  5. TPGER
  6. : im throwing in the towel
  7. ShadowMaker95
  8. TPGER
  9. : this esport team is over
  10. You were the most honorable player on your team
  11. Babbino89: its not ur fault
  12. Babbino89: u cant polish a turd
  13. OliverCyst
  14. PTRAR
  15. : You're ass
  16. kittenmurderer69: haha
  17. Babbino89: lul
  18. ShadowMaker95
  19. TPGER
  20. : i trained you when you were 6 years old sej
  21. OliverCyst
  22. PTRAR
  23. : Your duo fucking sucked the largest dick of all time
  24. OliverCyst
  25. PTRAR
  26. : Like
  27. ShadowMaker95
  28. TPGER
  29. : i remember when you were as tall as my knee
  30. Everyone on your team honored a teammate! You got a little extra Honor progress this game.
  31. ShadowMaker95
  32. TPGER
  33. : and i told you sej
  34. ShadowMaker95
  35. TPGER
  36. : i told you
  37. ShadowMaker95
  38. TPGER
  39. : one day
  40. hG Uzudark left the lobby
  41. ShadowMaker95
  42. TPGER
  43. : youre gonna do good son
  44. OliverCyst
  45. PTRAR
  46. : Is this you making an attempt at being clever?
  47. OliverCyst
  48. PTRAR
  49. : Are you supposed to be the smart one?
  50. ShadowMaker95
  51. TPGER
  52. : youre gonna do good son
  53. OliverCyst
  54. PTRAR
  55. : Because so far, you've disappointed entirely.
  56. multiblack132 left the lobby
  57. ShadowMaker95
  58. TPGER
  59. : listen son
  60. A Small Cowboy
  61. TPGER
  62. : sej
  63. ShadowMaker95
  64. TPGER
  65. : youre on the bench
  66. OliverCyst
  67. PTRAR
  68. : The only way to redeem yourself now is to cut your wrists and take a bath in acid
  69. A Small Cowboy
  70. TPGER
  71. : i know its been hard
  72. ShadowMaker95
  73. TPGER
  74. : come back when you settle down
  75. kittenmurderer69 left the lobby
  76. A Small Cowboy
  77. TPGER
  78. : but this isnt what your family wouldve wanted
  79. ShadowMaker95
  80. TPGER
  81. : son
  82. Taco Del MAr left the lobby
  83. ShadowMaker95
  84. TPGER
  85. : no need for such harsh wards
  86. OliverCyst
  87. PTRAR
  88. : wards
  89. OliverCyst
  90. PTRAR
  91. : For sure
  92. OliverCyst
  93. PTRAR
  94. : I feel you
  95. ShadowMaker95
  96. TPGER
  97. : the football league is a rat race
  98. ShadowMaker95
  99. TPGER
  100. : we cant have slow rats
  101. ShadowMaker95
  102. TPGER
  103. : youre off the team'
  104. OliverCyst
  105. PTRAR
  106. : I don't think you're hearing me. But I remember being twelve; you were the most clever guy alive.
  107. ShadowMaker95
  108. TPGER
  109. : i know son
  110. OliverCyst
  111. PTRAR
  112. : You need to take a kitchen knife and slowly push it through your heart
  113. ShadowMaker95
  114. TPGER
  115. : i am one clever man with my old age
  116. ShadowMaker95
  117. TPGER
  118. : i remember 1942
  119. ShadowMaker95
  120. TPGER
  121. : when i met your father
  122. OliverCyst
  123. PTRAR
  124. : You're terrible at this
  125. ShadowMaker95
  126. TPGER
  127. : in the world war
  128. OliverCyst
  129. PTRAR
  130. : I hope you're better at dieing
  131. OliverCyst
  132. PTRAR
  133. : Than you are banter
  134. ShadowMaker95
  135. TPGER
  136. : and i fought with your father
  137. ShadowMaker95
  138. TPGER
  139. : against the jerries
  140. ShadowMaker95
  141. TPGER
  142. : he made me your uncle
  143. OliverCyst
  144. PTRAR
  145. : Yeah, still ass
  146. ShadowMaker95
  147. TPGER
  148. : he told me to take good care of you sej
  149. OliverCyst
  150. PTRAR
  151. : You're kind of getting warmer
  152. OliverCyst
  153. PTRAR
  154. : But still ass
  155. ShadowMaker95
  156. TPGER
  157. : and i think this is the best choice sej
  158. ShadowMaker95
  159. TPGER
  160. : when i was in the trenches with your father sej
  161. OliverCyst
  162. PTRAR
  163. : If we could back to you plucking your eyeballs out with heated spoons, that'd be tits.
  164. ShadowMaker95
  165. TPGER
  166. : its okay
  167. ShadowMaker95
  168. TPGER
  169. : i know youre sad because of your father
  170. ShadowMaker95
  171. TPGER
  172. : but i tried to be your father figure
  173. OliverCyst
  174. PTRAR
  175. : Or you can continue beating a dead horse with this less than witty son shit
  176. ShadowMaker95
  177. TPGER
  178. : i know its been hard
  179. ShadowMaker95
  180. TPGER
  181. : its okay son
  182. ShadowMaker95
  183. TPGER
  184. : stay strong through this
  185. ShadowMaker95
  186. TPGER
  187. : youll beat this cancer
  188. OliverCyst
  189. PTRAR
  190. : Okay. Well, when you need directions, feel free to email me. I'll tell you how much bleach to use.
  191. ShadowMaker95
  192. TPGER
  193. : i remember whenever i saw you sej
  194. OliverCyst
  195. PTRAR
  196. : Oh, and uninstall league before you die
  197. ShadowMaker95
  198. TPGER
  199. : when you were a little baby boy
  200. OliverCyst
  201. PTRAR
  202. : Do the world that favor at least
  203. ShadowMaker95
  204. TPGER
  205. : its not about how hard you hit
  206. ShadowMaker95
  207. TPGER
  208. : its about how hard YOU GET HIT
  209. OliverCyst
  210. PTRAR
  211. : As your existence thus far has done nothing but been a strain on resources
  212. ShadowMaker95
  213. TPGER
  214. : AND KEEP MOVIN FORWARD
  215. ShadowMaker95
  216. TPGER
  217. : HOW MUCH YOU CAN TAKE
  218. OliverCyst
  219. PTRAR
  220. : You subhuman dumpster of an ape
  221. ShadowMaker95
  222. TPGER
  223. : AND KEEP MOVIN FORWARD
  224. ShadowMaker95
  225. TPGER
  226. : THATS HOW WINNIN IS DONE
  227. OliverCyst left the lobby
  228. ShadowMaker95
  229. TPGER
  230. : lmao
  231. AtergyX
  232. zntrs
  233. : lol
  234. Babbino89: lul
  235. ShadowMaker95
  236. TPGER
  237. : fuckin rocky speech
  238. AtergyX
  239. zntrs
  240. : 10/10
  241. Babbino89: i had to stay and read that
  242. AtergyX
  243. zntrs
  244. : same
  245. ShadowMaker95
  246. TPGER
  247. : i love you people
  248. ShadowMaker95
  249. TPGER
  250. : for staying
  251. A Small Cowboy left the lobby
  252. AtergyX
  253. zntrs
  254. : damn
  255. AtergyX
  256. zntrs
  257. : no one in the other team stayed
  258. Babbino89: "slow clap"
  259. AtergyX
  260. zntrs
  261. : feelsbadman
  262. ShadowMaker95
  263. TPGER
  264. : thank you my team
  265. ShadowMaker95
  266. TPGER
  267. : one day
  268. ShadowMaker95
  269. TPGER
  270. : we'll be in the esport big leagues
  271. AtergyX
  272. zntrs
  273. : we'll be like skt1 :D
  274. ShadowMaker95
  275. TPGER
  276. : yessir
  277. ShadowMaker95
  278. TPGER
  279. : anyways
  280. AtergyX
  281. zntrs
  282. : welp c u soon coach, going 2 summer camp
  283. ShadowMaker95
  284. TPGER
  285. : i gotta go eat my spaghettios
  286. ShadowMaker95
  287. TPGER
  288. : cya boys
  289. Babbino89: cya
  290. AtergyX
  291. zntrs
  292. : bye ;(
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