> look in the mirror to see if you're a goose

You look into the mirror and see that you are indeed a goose. You are now a normal
 goose who has just woken up from her nap. She walks over to the window and pecks
 at it, which causes the birds outside to sing. She then eats an egg and drinks
 some milk
> go outside and honk at the neighbors

You head outside and start honking loudly. You then wait for them to come outside.
 Eventually they do and you wave at them. They wave back and you continue honking.
 Soon you are surrounded by dozens of people who are all staring at you
> bite someone with my goose teeth

You suddenly lunge forward and bite one person with each of your front teeth.
 You then turn around and lick their faces before running off. This causes everyone
 to laugh hysterically. Everyone thinks you are crazy and runs away from you