Hickery Dickery Dick

"Hickery Dickery Dick"

There once was a man with a twelve inch dick,

it was big and tasty and milkshake thick,

One day, he got really lit,

Cuz he was sucking his own cock, and he accidentally bit.

The cum drizzled out, like globs of mayo,

And Harry Belafonte continued screaming Heyo!

To make a long gross story short and distorted,

Don't ever jerk off after blow you have snorted.