Chain 057: Jorge Joestar

Chain 057: Jorge Joestar
Location: Nishi Akatsuki, Joji’s World
Age: 22
Identity: Bystander, Human
Drawbacks: [+400] Joestar, Whatever That Means, So Many Serial Killers

[Free]      The Turning Points
[300/1400]  I Need More, I Want More, I Will Have More
[600/1400]  Conqueror of the Sun
[Free]      Strike A Pose
[1000/1400] Hamon Master
[1400/1400] Singularity

Thrown into a different universe on the victory over the 77 Rings challenge, I remain as cheerfully oblivious as to why everyone continues to say to each other "get in loser, we're going posing" and then getting in their vehicles and driving around. It's incredibly perplexing. Much as the fact that people keep calling me 'Jojo' for some reason - somehow I ended up with some weird star-like birthmark on my back near my neck and it's difficult to cover that up, and it's some case of mistaken identity?

Look, all I know is that people keep turning up dead and I have to abuse time travel powers in order to save their lives, and for Plum Juggler to beat the crap out of their murder(s) before I drop a steamroller on them, and then skate out of town before any suspicion falls on me.

WHY THE HELL DOES EVERY TOWN I GO TO HAVE A SERIAL KILLER AND HOW DO THREE QUARTERS OF THEM HAVE STANDS. Seriously, what the fuck.

Ugh, at least it feels like the nanites in my body are incorporating the magic and everything more freely. I blame Hamon. It is surprisingly effective when combined with what I learned from Kenshiro, actually...

>Police are baffled by a series of steamroller-related deaths across the nation. The chief investigator of the FBI-led task force released a statement earlier today that all the victims were believed to have been killed in self defense, urging everyone nationwide not to try to kill anyone "or else you may be pre-emptively killed by a steamroller-wielding serial killer".
>The investigation is ongoing.