vapor springs // a lovely place to perish

Hello yes it is I the all encompassing omnipotent narrator that sometimes speaks through the crackly loudspeakers;

Please be advised that these rules are subject to change due to circumstance,
aka if someone does something that makes me make a rule.

[please don't make me do that, I'm going for the low effort world record this year.]

Anyways, here you go:

1. Save your posts,
2. Walls need warnings, [wall = anything over 5para; if you need the clarification ig]
3. Follow site rules,
4. Anything goes in main, I really don't care what you be doin' in here provided that you aren't a dickweed OOCly.

Squash the beef before you bring it into my kitchen, my doggie.

GLHF,

The Mall Director