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- *************************by Fuckethead**************************
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- My name is Charles Bronson.
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- And all my life I wanted to be famous.
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- 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:55,004
- <i> I knew I was made for better things </ i></i>
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- 00:00:58,709 --> 00:00:59,925
- <i> I had a calling. </ i></i>
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- 00:01:03,148 --> 00:01:06,022
- <i> I just didn't know... what it is. </ i></i>
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- 00:01:09,874 --> 00:01:10,865
- <i> Wasn't singing </ i></i>
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- 00:01:14,256 --> 00:01:15,764
- <i> ...I can fucking hit... </ i></i>
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- Kinda running out of choices really...
- aren't we?
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- 00:01:56,000 --> 00:02:00,000
- <i> Baby it's slow </i>
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- 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:07,000
- <i> When lights go low </i>
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- 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,000
- <i> There's no help, no... </i>
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- 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:30,000
- <i> Baby it's slow </i>
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- 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,000
- <i> When lights go low </i>
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- 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,000
- <i> There's no help, no... </i>
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- 00:02:54,600 --> 00:03:00,000
- <i> He's drilling thru the Spiritus Sanctus tonight </i>
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- 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,500
- <i> through the dark hip falls </i>
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- 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:08,000
- <i> screaming "Oh you mambos!" </i>
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- 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:14,000
- <i> "Kill me! and kill me! and kill me!" </i>
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- 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,200
- <i> If I jerk the handle </i>
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- 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:24,700
- <i> You'll die in your dreams </i>
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- 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:31,000
- <i> If I jerk the handle
- jerk the handle </i>
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- 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:38,000
- <i> You'll thrill me and thrill me and thrill me... </i>
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- 00:04:21,007 --> 00:04:23,932
- <i> How else can I explain it? </ i></i>
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- <i> There was nothing wonky about my upbringing,
- my parents were decent... </ I></i>
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- 00:04:35,919 --> 00:04:39,429
- <i> respectable and upstanding
- members of society. </ I></i>
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- 00:04:41,039 --> 00:04:44,338
- <i> I went to school.
- I kept my head down. </ I></i>
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- 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,864
- <i> Sure like most kids
- I'm going to trouble. </ i></i>
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- Bastard!
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- 00:04:51,044 --> 00:04:52,316
- <i> I loved to... </ i></i>
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- 00:05:10,587 --> 00:05:11,756
- Oh Michael!?
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- 00:05:12,485 --> 00:05:14,718
- Mrs. Peterson I really must talk to you about...
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- 00:05:16,726 --> 00:05:17,952
- But I wasn't bad.
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- Wasn't bad bad.
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- 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:23,355
- And I still had my principles.
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- 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:30,310
- <i> I took the first job I could get my hands on. </ i></i>
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- 00:05:31,513 --> 00:05:33,062
- Put the fries Peterson.
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- 00:05:35,456 --> 00:05:37,526
- <i> I suppose the crumpet wasn't bad. </ i></i>
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- 00:06:08,092 --> 00:06:09,134
- Mrs. Peterson?
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- 00:06:10,116 --> 00:06:11,840
- We'd like to have a word with your son...
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- 00:06:14,965 --> 00:06:15,711
- Michael.
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- 00:06:20,860 --> 00:06:21,840
- Michael Peterson?
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- Right.
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- 00:06:25,777 --> 00:06:30,368
- Yeah, before I forget,
- I did come into this world as Michael Peterson.
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- 00:06:30,411 --> 00:06:32,683
- But I go out with my fighting name.
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- 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:35,258
- Charlie Bronson.
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- Which is my alter ego.
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- 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,025
- <i> 1974. </ i></i>
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- 00:06:58,587 --> 00:07:00,404
- <i> tough time to be young in England. </ i></i>
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- 00:07:02,016 --> 00:07:03,796
- <i> Not a lot of opportunity around. </ i></i>
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- 00:07:06,566 --> 00:07:06,991
- <i> Still... </ i></i>
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- 00:07:08,358 --> 00:07:09,445
- <i> life moves on </ i></i>
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- 00:07:11,754 --> 00:07:13,485
- <i> Irene and I got hitched </ i></i>
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- 00:07:14,522 --> 00:07:19,513
- <i> It was alright...
- we didn't have it bad for a couple from the chippy. </ i></i>
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- But they don't give you a star on
- The Walk of Fame for not paying.
- Do they?
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- Michael!
- What is that noise?!
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- 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,000
- For God's sake...
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- 00:07:46,724 --> 00:07:51,066
- So... this is the post office I did over...
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- 00:07:52,529 --> 00:07:54,581
- <i> This is what I got away with... </ i></i>
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- 00:07:56,858 --> 00:07:58,435
- And this is what they gave me...
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- Seven years.
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- 00:08:02,864 --> 00:08:06,050
- <i> Don't worry son... you won't do the seven... </ i></i>
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- You'll be out in four.
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- 00:09:19,839 --> 00:09:21,000
- How's it going anyway? Heh?
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- 00:09:21,889 --> 00:09:23,382
- Go on!
- How's it going?!
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- 00:09:25,139 --> 00:09:27,526
- I've always fancied myself as
- a bit of a comedian.
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- Seven years...
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- Is a long time...
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- Now I'm not going to stand here,
- and tell you...
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- Eh... Tell you...
- That prison is not bad.
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- No.
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- 00:09:48,575 --> 00:09:52,169
- That would be misrepresenting myself
- and I think enough of that has been done already!
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- Don't you?!
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- No.
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- 00:09:59,761 --> 00:10:04,813
- <i> You see, I didn't see a cell, a cage, or a box </ i></i>
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- 00:10:06,855 --> 00:10:09,810
- <i> To me it was a hotel room </ i></i>
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- 00:10:24,976 --> 00:10:26,454
- <i> Don't get me wrong... </ i></i>
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- 00:10:26,769 --> 00:10:28,443
- <i> For most people... </ i></i>
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- 00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:31,486
- <i> prison is tough. </ i></i>
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- 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:35,070
- <i> A monotonous nightmare </ i></i>
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- 00:10:36,494 --> 00:10:38,518
- <i> 24 hours a day. </ i></i>
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- 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:42,032
- <i> 7 days a week. </ i></i>
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- 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:46,771
- <i> 365 days a year </ i></i>
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- 00:10:46,789 --> 00:10:50,191
- <i> of pure unadulterated living... </ i></i>
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- 00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:53,327
- <i> breathing... hell. </ i></i>
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- 00:10:58,361 --> 00:10:59,285
- <i> But for me... </ i></i>
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- 00:11:01,425 --> 00:11:05,315
- prison was finally a place where I could
- sharp my tools...
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- 00:11:06,781 --> 00:11:08,215
- hone my skills...
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- 00:11:10,076 --> 00:11:14,303
- It's like a battleground, ain't it?
- It was an opportunity...
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- 00:11:14,705 --> 00:11:18,627
- and a place where soon every native
- was going to know my name.
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- 00:11:31,898 --> 00:11:33,148
- What's the matter Charlie?
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- 00:11:34,607 --> 00:11:37,302
- - You want me to take you through it again?
- - No.
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- 00:11:38,312 --> 00:11:41,778
- - Me don't do work in longterm prisons.
- - It's vocational training.
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- 00:11:41,779 --> 00:11:43,887
- - So you can get a job when you get...
- - Fuck off!
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- 00:12:05,945 --> 00:12:09,811
- - What's the problem Peterson?
- - Problem?
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- 00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:13,386
- I said "What's the problem, Peterson?"
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- 00:12:14,983 --> 00:12:16,385
- I don't know,
- I don't have a problem.
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- For sure there mate!
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- 00:13:46,462 --> 00:13:49,195
- - Would you like a cup o' tea mate?
- - Thanks Mickey, love one.
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- 00:13:49,484 --> 00:13:51,912
- - Milk and sugar?
- - Please.
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- 00:13:52,037 --> 00:13:53,660
- - How many sugars?
- - Two.
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- 00:14:02,858 --> 00:14:06,797
- <i> ...are you upon my knee </ i></i>
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- 00:14:06,922 --> 00:14:10,769
- <i> Tea for two
- and two for tea </ i></i>
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- 00:14:11,109 --> 00:14:15,897
- <i> Just me for you and you for me... </ i></i>
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- 00:14:16,219 --> 00:14:17,866
- <i> hello... </ i></i>
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- 00:14:20,723 --> 00:14:22,454
- And would you like a
- cup o' tea too mate?
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- Nothing close to my heart than a good cup
- of british char.
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- 00:14:28,354 --> 00:14:30,850
- - Milk and sugar?
- - No, I like it dark.
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- That's an impressive set of guns you have there
- you must be handy in a brawl.
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- 00:14:40,602 --> 00:14:42,721
- Bam! Bam! Knock-out...
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- 00:14:43,265 --> 00:14:44,216
- Ding Ding...
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- Very nice.
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- 00:15:06,430 --> 00:15:09,775
- Time stops for no man
- ladies and germs.
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- My time was coming up!
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- Parole!
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- 00:15:16,735 --> 00:15:19,791
- And just when I was about to make
- a name to be reckoned with...
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- 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,325
- - Oh yeah? As what?
- - As what!?
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- 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:30,773
- You don't want to be trapped inside
- with me sunshine.
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- 00:15:32,721 --> 00:15:36,953
- Inside I'm someone nobody wants to fuck with.
- Do you understand?
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- I'm Charlie Bronson.
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- 00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:49,765
- I am Britain's most violent prisoner.
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- 00:15:57,048 --> 00:15:59,178
- <i> Prison was... </ i></i>
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- 00:15:59,178 --> 00:16:00,861
- <i> honestly... </i>
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- Brilliant!
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- 00:16:02,464 --> 00:16:05,592
- I liked it personally, oh fuck that!
- I loved it!
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- 00:16:05,662 --> 00:16:07,311
- It was exciting!
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- 00:16:07,687 --> 00:16:08,907
- It was on the edge...
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- 00:16:09,032 --> 00:16:10,320
- It was magnus
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- 00:16:10,338 --> 00:16:12,549
- at it's very best.
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- 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:31,147
- Problem is, once you get comfortable
- or sometimes even before, they ghost you
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- 00:16:31,165 --> 00:16:33,303
- again and again...
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- 00:16:33,799 --> 00:16:37,051
- <i> moving you from prison to prison...
- to prison... </ i></i>
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- 00:16:38,007 --> 00:16:39,522
- And I fucking hate that.
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- 00:16:41,135 --> 00:16:44,017
- <i> Parkhurst.
- God bless that place. </ I></i>
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- 00:16:44,516 --> 00:16:48,270
- <i> The accommodation was more than worthy
- of my royal self. </ i></i>
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- 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:50,048
- <i> your own bed. </ i></i>
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- 00:16:51,659 --> 00:16:54,102
- <i> Toilet...
- a sink... </ i></i>
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- 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:58,300
- <i> The food was of exceptional standard. </ i></i>
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- 00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:04,295
- Yes, Parkhurst was ????.
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- 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:09,285
- <i> And how prison rule, what can I say?
- Well worth a visit. </ i></i>
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- 00:17:10,269 --> 00:17:13,341
- <i> ?????
- not my favorite place to visit </ i></i>
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- 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:18,702
- <i> but the staff are ready to make your stay
- as memorable as possible. </ i></i>
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- 00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:23,557
- <i> Swell ah?
- How we laughed...</i>
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- 00:17:58,719 --> 00:18:05,000
- Please release me
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- 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000
- Oh let me go
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- 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:15,000
- 'Cause I don't love you
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- 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
- anymore...
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- 00:18:23,117 --> 00:18:24,525
- In the end I got it wrong...
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- 00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:27,255
- quite seriously wrong actually...
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- 00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,135
- They sent me here.
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- 00:18:30,804 --> 00:18:31,960
- The funny farm.
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- 00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:34,345
- Right Peterson, now that you've had
- the chance to cool down,
- I'll explain the Rampton rules.
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- 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,712
- Rule #1:
- You do as you're told.
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- 00:20:39,956 --> 00:20:41,043
- Rule #2?
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- 00:20:43,094 --> 00:20:44,024
- This ain't prison.
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- 00:20:45,164 --> 00:20:46,450
- We're lion tamers here.
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- 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,951
- Right, take these pills.
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- 00:20:53,594 --> 00:20:56,715
- Stick 'em up your fucking ass!
- yeah...
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- 00:21:18,228 --> 00:21:20,184
- Who you're fucking with?
- You're gonna die you cunts!
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- 00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:25,447
- Hold him...
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- 00:21:27,177 --> 00:21:31,927
- You fucking cunt!
- You fucking cunt!
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- 00:23:08,873 --> 00:23:09,446
- The thing is...
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- 00:23:11,776 --> 00:23:12,793
- They don't understand.
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- 00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:17,122
- They'll never understand.
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- 00:23:19,261 --> 00:23:20,252
- and that scares 'em.
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- 00:23:24,677 --> 00:23:26,700
- Is it the key to be rubbed up?
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- 00:23:29,292 --> 00:23:31,044
- What's that gonna change?
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- 00:23:33,029 --> 00:23:35,000
- Ain't gonna change the you inside.
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- 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,043
- Nothing can hold the truth.
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- 00:23:41,414 --> 00:23:43,945
- You're not more mad than I am.
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- 00:23:47,060 --> 00:23:49,689
- Yeah it's all just made up,
- it's rubbish.
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- 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:56,163
- You.
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- 00:23:58,027 --> 00:23:58,340
- Me.
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- 00:24:02,151 --> 00:24:02,978
- 9 year old girl.
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- 00:24:09,275 --> 00:24:10,204
- True loveology.
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- 00:25:01,703 --> 00:25:05,836
- <i> When I look back upon my life... </ i></i>
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- 00:25:06,245 --> 00:25:09,330
- <i> it's always with a sense of shame </ i></i>
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- 00:25:09,782 --> 00:25:14,198
- <i> I've always been the one to blame </ i></i>
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- 00:25:19,547 --> 00:25:22,355
- <i> For everything I long to do </ i></i>
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- 00:25:23,319 --> 00:25:26,311
- <i> No matter when, or where, or who </ i></i>
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- 00:25:27,143 --> 00:25:30,629
- <i> There's one thing in common too... </ i></i>
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- 00:25:31,044 --> 00:25:34,173
- <i> It's a, it's a, it's a... </ i></i>
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- 00:25:34,643 --> 00:25:36,668
- <i> it's a sin </ i></i>
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- 00:25:39,075 --> 00:25:40,223
- <i> it's a sin </ i></i>
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- 00:25:43,394 --> 00:25:45,193
- <i> Everything I've ever done </ i></i>
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- 00:25:45,194 --> 00:25:47,218
- <i> Everything I ever do </ i></i>
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- 00:25:47,219 --> 00:25:49,148
- <i> Every place I've ever been </ i></i>
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- 00:25:49,149 --> 00:25:51,618
- <i> Everywhere I'm going to </i>
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- 00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:53,358
- <i> it's a sin </ i></i>
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- 00:25:54,361 --> 00:25:57,490
- <i> At school they taught me how to be </ i></i>
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- 00:25:58,229 --> 00:26:01,408
- <i> So pure in thought and word and deed </ i></i>
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- 00:26:02,684 --> 00:26:05,348
- <i> They didn't quite succeed </ i></i>
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- 00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:13,031
- <i> For everything I long to do </ i></i>
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- 00:26:13,544 --> 00:26:17,126
- <i> No matter when, or where, or who </ i></i>
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- 00:26:17,251 --> 00:26:20,619
- <i> There's one thing in common too... </ i></i>
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- 00:26:21,575 --> 00:26:25,373
- <i> It's a, it's a, it's a... </ i></i>
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- 00:26:25,383 --> 00:26:26,981
- <i> It's a sin </ i></i>
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- 00:26:29,276 --> 00:26:30,451
- <i> It's a sin </ i></i>
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- 00:26:33,657 --> 00:26:37,126
- <i> Everything I've ever done
- Everything I ever do... </ i></i>
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- 00:26:38,152 --> 00:26:39,086
- Cunt!
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- 00:27:02,056 --> 00:27:05,646
- Fucking loonies they're great mate, but...
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- 00:27:07,645 --> 00:27:08,636
- Well...
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- 00:27:10,878 --> 00:27:12,946
- They're fucking loonies!
- Arent they?
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- 00:27:15,052 --> 00:27:17,163
- And I had to get out somehow.
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- 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:22,484
- <i> This was no hotel I wanted to stay at anymore. </ i></i>
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- 00:27:23,688 --> 00:27:27,187
- <i> Being a celebrity and all
- I needed to check out... </ i></i>
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- 00:27:29,629 --> 00:27:32,168
- <i> And I had a good idea alright.
- Do we? </ i></i>
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- 00:30:34,159 --> 00:30:38,000
- I will now reenact
- what I like to call...
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- 00:30:39,731 --> 00:30:40,757
- What happens...
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- 00:30:40,999 --> 00:30:43,115
- when murder goes wrong...
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- 00:30:49,216 --> 00:30:51,884
- When do I go back?
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- 00:30:54,988 --> 00:31:01,208
- Now now Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to
- start up all that silliness again.
- Are we?
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- 00:31:04,228 --> 00:31:06,347
- Listen... nursie.
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- 00:31:06,348 --> 00:31:08,895
- I just want to know when my trial is.
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- 00:31:09,425 --> 00:31:12,572
- And when I head back to the slammer.
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- 00:31:12,807 --> 00:31:13,720
- Alright?
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- 00:31:15,033 --> 00:31:17,153
- Wrong! Mr. Peterson.
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- 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:20,700
- Now let's not play silly bad words. Eh?
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- 00:31:21,144 --> 00:31:24,971
- I'll just have to pop you in the butt with one
- of my special potions. Hmm...
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- 00:31:29,818 --> 00:31:32,408
- When's my trial?!
- 221
- 00:31:35,702 --> 00:31:36,658
- Ah, ah, ah.
- 222
- 00:31:37,702 --> 00:31:38,658
- No...
- 223
- 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:43,325
- Mr. White recovered dear.
- There's no trial.
- 224
- 00:31:45,628 --> 00:31:46,950
- Isn't that wonderful?
- 225
- 00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:51,479
- However... you are being moved.
- 226
- 00:31:55,521 --> 00:31:56,043
- Where?
- 227
- 00:32:01,284 --> 00:32:02,805
- Yes Mr. Peterson.
- 228
- 00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:06,527
- Broadmoor asylum for the criminally insane...
- 229
- 00:32:12,038 --> 00:32:14,550
- I deserve to go to prison
- for what I did.
- 230
- 00:32:16,297 --> 00:32:19,062
- I want my hotel room back!
- 231
- 00:32:21,451 --> 00:32:24,528
- Well I'm sure you'll find yourself
- some solitary.
- 232
- 00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:34,637
- <i> And I did... </ i></i>
- 233
- 00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:39,444
- <i> 26 years. </ i></i>
- 234
- 00:32:40,199 --> 00:32:43,964
- <i> 26 years in solitary I've done. </ i></i>
- 235
- 00:32:44,381 --> 00:32:46,772
- <i> And I killed no one! </ i></i>
- 236
- 00:32:47,189 --> 00:32:50,683
- <i> I'm not joking.
- Not a soul! </ I></i>
- 237
- 00:32:51,483 --> 00:32:52,448
- <i> Ever! </i>
- 238
- 00:33:01,158 --> 00:33:01,602
- Well...
- 239
- 00:33:02,818 --> 00:33:03,592
- I thought...
- 240
- 00:33:04,122 --> 00:33:06,956
- If you're gonna be unfair with me...
- 241
- 00:33:07,912 --> 00:33:13,205
- I'm gonna show you the ultimate
- in unfair take-downs.
- 242
- 00:33:15,108 --> 00:33:16,255
- Now this...
- 243
- 00:33:17,055 --> 00:33:21,000
- is what I call "Charlie vs Broadmoor"
- 244
- 00:33:39,586 --> 00:33:43,011
- <i> When I'm the Rock and Roll... </ i></i>
- 245
- 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:46,870
- <i> When I'm the Rock and Roll... </ i></i>
- 246
- 00:33:47,271 --> 00:33:51,494
- <i> When I'm the Rock and Roll star... </ i></i>
- 247
- 00:33:54,634 --> 00:33:58,344
- <i> When I'm a Rock and Roll... </ i></i>
- 248
- 00:33:58,469 --> 00:34:01,445
- <i> When I'm a Rock and Roll... </ i></i>
- 249
- 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:08,876
- <i> When I'm a Rock and Roll... </ i></i>
- 250
- 00:34:08,877 --> 00:34:12,000
- <i> (super star) </ i></i>
- 251
- 00:34:30,965 --> 00:34:32,609
- Well they towed me.
- 252
- 00:34:33,982 --> 00:34:37,711
- Truth be told though
- they didn't want me in there anymore anyway.
- 253
- 00:34:38,468 --> 00:34:41,389
- Apparently, I'd managed to cost the system
- 254
- 00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:44,266
- tens of millions of pounds in damage
- 255
- 00:34:44,318 --> 00:34:46,126
- and her Majesty
- 256
- 00:34:46,325 --> 00:34:52,827
- no longer wanted to pleasure herself
- with Britain's most expensive prisoner!
- 257
- 00:34:53,828 --> 00:34:56,705
- I know it's not the moniker
- that I was looking for
- 258
- 00:34:57,079 --> 00:34:58,931
- but what were they gonna do?
- 259
- 00:34:59,279 --> 00:35:02,198
- I mean they couldn't let a loony
- run around for free!
- 260
- 00:35:05,164 --> 00:35:06,390
- Ow yes...
- 261
- 00:35:07,076 --> 00:35:09,701
- they had a dirty trick up their sleeve
- 262
- 00:35:11,048 --> 00:35:14,865
- The only way to certify me sane... ain't it?!
- 263
- 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:19,062
- So before I knew it
- I was back on the streets again!
- 264
- 00:35:21,643 --> 00:35:24,468
- But Charlie B. ain't no fucking pillow biter
- 265
- 00:35:24,886 --> 00:35:25,912
- Oh no!
- 266
- 00:35:26,285 --> 00:35:29,423
- So it was time to suck up the free air
- 267
- 00:35:29,623 --> 00:35:31,553
- and see what the world had to offer me.
- 268
- 00:36:07,869 --> 00:36:09,539
- Very funny boys.
- 269
- 00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:16,939
- Right...
- 270
- 00:36:19,943 --> 00:36:21,039
- It's been a pleasure.
- 271
- 00:36:43,543 --> 00:36:45,000
- Look at you!
- 272
- 00:37:38,443 --> 00:37:39,686
- Come on in, son.
- 273
- 00:37:44,424 --> 00:37:45,371
- That's right...
- 274
- 00:37:45,754 --> 00:37:48,717
- I'll show you your room and then
- we'll have a nice cup of tea.
- 275
- 00:37:58,678 --> 00:37:59,583
- Come on son...
- 276
- 00:38:00,217 --> 00:38:00,991
- That's right...
- 277
- 00:38:06,988 --> 00:38:08,196
- Oh... look it's me!
- 278
- 00:38:12,585 --> 00:38:13,846
- I was very small.
- 279
- 00:38:26,355 --> 00:38:28,275
- Where's all my stuff?
- 280
- 00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:35,239
- Oh, we couldn't bring everything Michael
- that was Luton.
- 281
- 00:38:38,177 --> 00:38:40,829
- - Not all of it?
- - Oh we kept some...
- 282
- 00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:45,549
- Where is my bed?
- 283
- 00:38:46,939 --> 00:38:50,730
- No, not this one the other one
- who I had when I was a child.
- 284
- 00:38:53,771 --> 00:38:57,310
- I couldn't keep everything Michael
- we don't have the room.
- 285
- 00:39:13,555 --> 00:39:15,824
- Where is my bed still in Luton?
- 286
- 00:39:17,783 --> 00:39:18,635
- Luton.
- 287
- 00:39:20,365 --> 00:39:21,504
- Never changes, does it?
- 288
- 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:26,049
- Now my mom once said
- "Stick with what you know".
- 289
- 00:39:26,978 --> 00:39:28,387
- And I knew two things...
- 290
- 00:39:29,021 --> 00:39:32,306
- I knew Luton...
- and I knew uncle Jack.
- 291
- 00:39:33,583 --> 00:39:35,322
- And uncle Jack knew everyone.
- 292
- 00:39:36,234 --> 00:39:38,537
- And anyone he didn't know
- wasn't worth knowing.
- 293
- 00:39:52,149 --> 00:39:54,296
- - In a holiday?
- - No.
- 294
- 00:39:55,774 --> 00:39:58,261
- Something better than that
- I want to make a name for myself.
- 295
- 00:39:58,878 --> 00:39:59,999
- Ah yeah doing what?
- 296
- 00:40:01,077 --> 00:40:02,590
- Oi I'll kill the Queen.
- 297
- 00:40:03,189 --> 00:40:05,441
- - So you off to London then.
- - No.
- 298
- 00:40:07,431 --> 00:40:08,839
- Luton's where it's at.
- 299
- 00:41:43,362 --> 00:41:47,561
- Well fuck me inside out!
- 300
- 00:41:48,613 --> 00:41:52,228
- Come in my dear boy,
- you're just in time for cocktails.
- 301
- 00:42:05,586 --> 00:42:06,934
- Luton calling...
- 302
- 00:42:07,238 --> 00:42:10,132
- Ladies and gentlemen in ladies attire...
- 303
- 00:42:10,784 --> 00:42:12,836
- allow me to present my favorite nephew.
- 304
- 00:42:13,071 --> 00:42:15,965
- Newly relieved of her majesty's pleasure.
- 305
- 00:42:16,739 --> 00:42:17,905
- Mickey Peterson.
- 306
- 00:42:20,164 --> 00:42:21,590
- Sit down my dear boy.
- 307
- 00:42:26,518 --> 00:42:31,368
- Miss Gorgeous here
- will get you a cocktail.
- 308
- 00:42:33,209 --> 00:42:33,861
- Michael
- 309
- 00:42:36,339 --> 00:42:38,234
- It's very exciting to meet you.
- 310
- 00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:42,415
- Our Jacky here...
- he says you're quite a slept, here on the inside.
- 311
- 00:42:52,742 --> 00:42:53,524
- Thank you.
- 312
- 00:42:57,329 --> 00:42:59,654
- It's a complete turn-off.
- 313
- 00:43:04,329 --> 00:43:05,354
- Your face, rock.
- 314
- 00:43:06,328 --> 00:43:07,884
- Black-kissing a fanny.
- 315
- 00:43:11,675 --> 00:43:14,508
- That's an upstanding set of mustaches.
- 316
- 00:43:15,733 --> 00:43:17,141
- I admire your dedication.
- 317
- 00:43:19,488 --> 00:43:22,565
- I always knew you had an artistic bent.
- 318
- 00:43:26,572 --> 00:43:27,816
- So big boy...
- 319
- 00:43:30,110 --> 00:43:32,571
- What does the future hold
- for Michael Peterson?
- 320
- 00:44:05,648 --> 00:44:10,707
- Ambition is the virtue of all great men.
- 321
- 00:44:15,096 --> 00:44:17,791
- He's going to stay here with us.
- 322
- 00:44:19,651 --> 00:44:21,260
- Alright my pets?
- 323
- 00:44:23,658 --> 00:44:25,067
- Say the more the merrier.
- 324
- 00:44:26,249 --> 00:44:27,649
- For as long as you like.
- 325
- 00:44:41,017 --> 00:44:42,590
- That's very strong.
- 326
- 00:44:44,798 --> 00:44:45,650
- It's wonderful.
- 327
- 00:44:48,222 --> 00:44:51,447
- <i> Uncle Jack always had his ear to the ground. </ i></i>
- 328
- 00:44:52,037 --> 00:44:55,531
- <i> And it turns out there was an
- old prison mate minding Luton too. </ i></i>
- 329
- 00:45:03,306 --> 00:45:05,693
- - Peterson.
- - You smoking?!
- 330
- 00:45:05,818 --> 00:45:08,553
- - Yes.
- - How long did you quit?!
- 331
- 00:45:09,595 --> 00:45:12,099
- - 10 years.
- - Fucking hell!
- 332
- 00:45:12,486 --> 00:45:14,471
- Make me a cup of tea, please.
- 333
- 00:45:24,537 --> 00:45:26,962
- Let's fuck.
- 334
- 00:45:32,652 --> 00:45:33,408
- So?
- 335
- 00:45:34,503 --> 00:45:35,719
- Are you interested?
- 336
- 00:45:37,477 --> 00:45:39,328
- Of course I fucking am!
- 337
- 00:45:42,187 --> 00:45:43,751
- You're looking good Mickey.
- 338
- 00:45:44,177 --> 00:45:45,820
- Fit...
- 339
- 00:45:45,831 --> 00:45:46,559
- Strong...
- 340
- 00:45:48,237 --> 00:45:49,670
- Powerful...
- 341
- 00:45:51,088 --> 00:45:52,878
- You could make some money.
- 342
- 00:45:53,860 --> 00:45:55,825
- Serious money...
- 343
- 00:45:57,555 --> 00:45:58,920
- All you need's a name.
- 344
- 00:46:00,554 --> 00:46:02,110
- What's wrong with Mickey Peterson?
- 345
- 00:46:02,476 --> 00:46:03,978
- No, you need a...
- 346
- 00:46:03,979 --> 00:46:05,631
- fighting name.
- 347
- 00:46:07,604 --> 00:46:09,430
- Like a movie star.
- 348
- 00:46:26,579 --> 00:46:28,465
- Charlton Heston.
- 349
- 00:46:29,342 --> 00:46:30,542
- Look love...
- 350
- 00:46:31,047 --> 00:46:34,758
- Nobody gives a toss about Charlton Heston,
- the man's a cunt.
- 351
- 00:46:37,288 --> 00:46:39,487
- You're more the Charles Bronson type.
- 352
- 00:46:40,495 --> 00:46:42,495
- Charles Bronson...
- 353
- 00:46:42,503 --> 00:46:43,434
- Yes...
- 354
- 00:46:44,308 --> 00:46:49,071
- "Death Wish"
- Fits you down to a T perfect.
- 355
- 00:46:50,732 --> 00:46:54,710
- Charlie fucking Bronson.
- 356
- 00:48:12,425 --> 00:48:13,695
- What you lookin' at?
- 357
- 00:48:19,561 --> 00:48:21,430
- I can feel you lookin' at me Charlie.
- 358
- 00:48:27,489 --> 00:48:30,975
- - Do you want me to do your nails?
- - No.
- 359
- 00:48:45,030 --> 00:48:47,455
- - Where's that from?
- - Fighting.
- 360
- 00:48:49,210 --> 00:48:51,434
- - And that one?
- - Fighting...
- 361
- 00:48:53,174 --> 00:48:54,821
- - This...
- - Fighting...
- 362
- 00:48:57,016 --> 00:48:58,885
- You're very muscley aren't you?
- 363
- 00:49:00,554 --> 00:49:03,792
- Do you mind if I hold your arm?
- 364
- 00:49:11,689 --> 00:49:13,262
- Oh my god.
- 365
- 00:49:14,652 --> 00:49:16,156
- It's huge.
- 366
- 00:49:25,362 --> 00:49:26,491
- You should a...
- 367
- 00:49:28,291 --> 00:49:28,986
- What?
- 368
- 00:49:32,368 --> 00:49:33,793
- You... You shouldn't...
- 369
- 00:49:35,819 --> 00:49:36,758
- What Charlie?
- 370
- 00:49:39,174 --> 00:49:41,739
- You shouldn't mess around with boys
- who are bigger than you.
- 371
- 00:49:45,242 --> 00:49:47,024
- Oh really?
- 372
- 00:50:14,333 --> 00:50:16,002
- your fucking money...
- 373
- 00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:17,802
- Oh yes...
- 374
- 00:50:29,381 --> 00:50:30,389
- Alright!
- 375
- 00:50:39,447 --> 00:50:41,411
- You want some fucking more, yeah?...
- 376
- 00:50:57,293 --> 00:50:59,492
- 20 quid?!
- You're having a fuckin laugh ain't ya?
- 377
- 00:50:59,617 --> 00:51:03,787
- Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine.
- Charlie, love, you need to build your audience.
- 378
- 00:51:04,082 --> 00:51:07,260
- - I give you fucking magic in there!
- - Magic?
- 379
- 00:51:07,517 --> 00:51:10,290
- You just pissed on a gypsy
- in the middle of fucking nowhere.
- 380
- 00:51:10,281 --> 00:51:12,758
- It's hardly the hottest ticket in town darling.
- 381
- 00:51:14,609 --> 00:51:15,938
- Where is the next one?
- 382
- 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,203
- Fucking go...
- 383
- 00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:29,503
- Let's fucking go!
- 384
- 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,503
- Come on!
- 385
- 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:48,973
- I love you.
- 386
- 00:53:55,137 --> 00:53:56,058
- What?
- 387
- 00:54:04,072 --> 00:54:04,915
- I love you...
- 388
- 00:54:14,798 --> 00:54:17,449
- It's been nice...
- 389
- 00:54:21,978 --> 00:54:23,246
- But I love Brian...
- 390
- 00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:30,062
- Who's Brian?
- 391
- 00:54:33,114 --> 00:54:34,434
- He's my boyfriend.
- 392
- 00:54:39,885 --> 00:54:41,502
- And he's got a motorbike.
- 393
- 00:54:47,630 --> 00:54:48,994
- Brian.
- 394
- 00:54:55,088 --> 00:54:56,887
- Yes sir, can I help you?
- 395
- 00:55:01,007 --> 00:55:03,390
- I want to take a butcher's at that ring there.
- 396
- 00:55:03,964 --> 00:55:06,771
- That ring there, sir,
- that's a thousand pound ring, sir.
- 397
- 00:55:07,432 --> 00:55:07,901
- Fine...
- 398
- 00:55:09,284 --> 00:55:10,161
- Fuck off!
- 399
- 00:55:11,762 --> 00:55:13,681
- Don't fucking move!
- 400
- 00:55:16,317 --> 00:55:17,404
- Or I'll kill ya.
- 401
- 00:55:17,864 --> 00:55:18,420
- Aight...
- 402
- 00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:21,941
- Don't fucking move!
- 403
- 00:55:22,906 --> 00:55:26,635
- And don't call the police
- for 10 minutes.
- 404
- 00:55:26,735 --> 00:55:27,640
- I won't...
- 405
- 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:28,900
- Aight.
- 406
- 00:55:34,205 --> 00:55:35,570
- 15 minutes...
- 407
- 00:55:36,804 --> 00:55:38,222
- Merry Christmas.
- 408
- 00:56:00,344 --> 00:56:02,300
- I've been thinking...
- 409
- 00:56:03,247 --> 00:56:05,368
- You're a very sweet man, Charlie...
- 410
- 00:56:05,855 --> 00:56:07,158
- 'bout, about you...
- 411
- 00:56:09,288 --> 00:56:13,339
- Yeah, but you've got no ambition.
- You know what I mean?
- 412
- 00:56:17,363 --> 00:56:18,241
- Oi this.
- 413
- 00:56:35,659 --> 00:56:36,563
- Thank you.
- 414
- 00:56:44,665 --> 00:56:46,804
- Brian and me are getting married...
- 415
- 00:56:57,468 --> 00:56:58,571
- Right...
- 416
- 00:57:01,438 --> 00:57:03,055
- Well... hmm
- 417
- 00:57:04,976 --> 00:57:06,854
- Congratulations!
- 418
- 00:57:07,844 --> 00:57:08,705
- Eh?
- 419
- 00:57:13,668 --> 00:57:15,355
- See you later Charlie.
- 420
- 00:57:37,253 --> 00:57:38,904
- Fucking charming...
- 421
- 00:57:39,653 --> 00:57:40,973
- Onwards and outwards!
- 422
- 00:57:41,990 --> 00:57:43,660
- That's what I always say...
- 423
- 00:57:45,051 --> 00:57:47,146
- ??????Hitting is that there
- for a reason, didn't it?
- 424
- 00:57:53,916 --> 00:57:54,854
- <i> Yay... </ i></i>
- 425
- 00:57:56,716 --> 00:57:57,654
- <i> Magic... </ i></i>
- 426
- 00:58:03,183 --> 00:58:10,551
- <i> The way it turns out that lovely lady in the jewelery
- shop waited exactly 15 minutes.</i>
- 427
- 00:58:11,197 --> 00:58:15,248
- <i> But it didn't take 'em 15 minutes
- to find me. </ i></i>
- 428
- 00:58:16,961 --> 00:58:19,864
- <i> We'd been expecting them. </ i></i>
- 429
- 00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:00,518
- Well, well, well...
- 430
- 00:59:02,057 --> 00:59:05,074
- Charles Bronson... is it now?
- 431
- 00:59:06,290 --> 00:59:10,089
- <i> An American Mongolian pop star. </i>
- 432
- 00:59:10,307 --> 00:59:11,480
- <i> Film star sir. </i>
- 433
- 00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:14,400
- "Death Wish"
- Bloody good as it happens.
- 434
- 00:59:14,651 --> 00:59:16,946
- Yeah I'm sure of it,
- sure, thank you.
- 435
- 00:59:18,602 --> 00:59:19,653
- So...
- 436
- 00:59:21,302 --> 00:59:23,453
- 69 days, was it?
- 437
- 00:59:25,344 --> 00:59:28,395
- 69 days all to yourself.
- 438
- 00:59:29,282 --> 00:59:31,733
- Another of your prison record's broken.
- 439
- 00:59:34,419 --> 00:59:36,819
- So tell me Charles Bronson...
- 440
- 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:41,607
- What exactly did you do
- with yourself for these 69 days?
- 441
- 00:59:43,711 --> 00:59:45,992
- I was building an empire.
- 442
- 00:59:51,724 --> 00:59:53,614
- You're ridiculous.
- 443
- 01:00:20,313 --> 01:00:22,539
- Come on Charlie.
- Something to read?
- 444
- 01:00:23,321 --> 01:00:26,006
- I got another Judy Cooper.
- 445
- 01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:30,031
- ????????
- This one's really good.
- 446
- 01:00:31,638 --> 01:00:33,273
- Shut your fucking mouth!
- 447
- 01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:33,655
- No problem Charlie.
- 448
- 01:00:33,699 --> 01:00:35,941
- Shut the fuck up you cunt!
- 449
- 01:00:38,499 --> 01:00:39,541
- Shut it!
- 450
- 01:00:50,796 --> 01:00:51,508
- Watch!
- 451
- 01:00:53,334 --> 01:00:56,559
- I got a librarian up here!
- 452
- 01:00:58,227 --> 01:01:01,069
- And he's in a lot of trouble!
- 453
- 01:01:02,712 --> 01:01:06,563
- So I think you should send someone up to help him out.
- Don't you?!
- 454
- 01:01:06,712 --> 01:01:07,863
- <i> Fuck's sake,
- not again! </i>
- 455
- 01:01:09,812 --> 01:01:12,000
- <i> Dr. Hotchkins!
- Get the doctor! </i>
- 456
- 01:01:12,312 --> 01:01:13,000
- Alright...
- 457
- 01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:17,167
- Sit down.
- 458
- 01:01:18,957 --> 01:01:21,974
- Not there!
- In the fucking karsy you cunt!
- 459
- 01:01:46,573 --> 01:01:47,573
- What happens now?
- 460
- 01:01:49,781 --> 01:01:53,049
- Ah... hmmm...
- I don't know.
- 461
- 01:01:58,238 --> 01:02:01,976
- Well we just have to...
- we'll have to wait.
- 462
- 01:02:04,915 --> 01:02:07,340
- ...I can wait all day...
- ...don't got anywhere...
- (mumbilng)
- 463
- 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,140
- fucking cunt...
- (mumbling)
- 464
- 01:02:09,655 --> 01:02:10,555
- ...No other fucking way...
- (mumbling)
- 465
- 01:02:10,695 --> 01:02:11,555
- I'll wait...
- (mumbling)
- 466
- 01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:46,622
- Hello?
- 467
- 01:02:47,908 --> 01:02:49,473
- Hello Charlie.
- 468
- 01:02:50,264 --> 01:02:51,177
- Can you hear me?
- 469
- 01:02:51,369 --> 01:02:55,902
- <i> Of course I can fucking hear you
- there's nothing wrong with my hearing you cunt.</i>
- 470
- 01:02:57,044 --> 01:02:58,435
- <i> What is it, Charlie? </ i></i>
- 471
- 01:02:58,713 --> 01:03:00,730
- "What is it, Charlie!?"
- 472
- 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:03,077
- Well...
- 473
- 01:03:04,894 --> 01:03:07,015
- <i> I'm sitting here... </ i></i>
- 474
- 01:03:07,493 --> 01:03:08,092
- with uhmm...
- 475
- 01:03:10,178 --> 01:03:12,795
- <i> - What's your name?
- - Love.
- - Love!!! </ i></i>
- 476
- 01:03:14,439 --> 01:03:17,202
- - Andy Love.
- - Ho! Andy Love!
- 477
- 01:03:18,439 --> 01:03:20,502
- <i> Right...
- I'm sitting here </i>
- 478
- 01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:23,000
- <i> with Andy Love </i>
- 479
- 01:03:23,661 --> 01:03:27,008
- and I'm gonna snap his fucking neck
- and stick his head up his ass
- 480
- 01:03:27,016 --> 01:03:30,015
- if I don't get what I want!
- 481
- 01:03:31,284 --> 01:03:32,632
- What do you want?
- 482
- 01:03:35,021 --> 01:03:36,351
- What do I want?
- 483
- 01:03:41,072 --> 01:03:42,993
- What have you got?
- 484
- 01:03:43,566 --> 01:03:43,957
- Well...
- 485
- 01:03:45,730 --> 01:03:47,894
- that's entirely up to you...
- 486
- 01:03:49,599 --> 01:03:50,737
- Isn't it?
- 487
- 01:03:52,327 --> 01:03:54,275
- We're done you can fuck off alright.
- 488
- 01:04:00,727 --> 01:04:02,175
- Alright.
- 489
- 01:04:04,462 --> 01:04:05,988
- Andy Love...
- 490
- 01:04:07,374 --> 01:04:09,199
- Are you a family man?
- 491
- 01:04:11,164 --> 01:04:12,282
- <i>- Yeah.
- - Yeah...</i>
- 492
- 01:04:13,163 --> 01:04:15,805
- <i>- Uh I've got two kids.
- - Two kids...</i>
- 493
- 01:04:15,930 --> 01:04:18,352
- - Wha-Wha-What are you doing?
- - What am I doing?
- 494
- 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:22,125
- What the fuck does it look
- like I'm doing you cunt?
- 495
- 01:04:22,133 --> 01:04:25,514
- - Loo-look, le-le-let's talk.
- - I'm done talking.
- 496
- 01:04:25,639 --> 01:04:28,035
- Fucking pointless.
- 497
- 01:04:28,679 --> 01:04:31,185
- - Wait.
- - Wait for what?
- 498
- 01:04:31,379 --> 01:04:32,785
- Alright!
- 499
- 01:04:33,416 --> 01:04:35,164
- <i>- That's it!
- - What you gonna do now? </i>
- 500
- 01:04:35,207 --> 01:04:37,493
- What am I gonna do?
- 501
- 01:04:37,885 --> 01:04:42,014
- I'm gonna put my fucking body paint on
- that's what I'm gonna do.
- 502
- 01:04:42,878 --> 01:04:44,150
- Put my butter all over my...
- 503
- 01:04:44,178 --> 01:04:45,186
- watch...
- 504
- 01:04:46,098 --> 01:04:47,445
- Fucking hell...
- 505
- 01:04:47,898 --> 01:04:49,000
- it's a bitch.
- 506
- 01:04:50,365 --> 01:04:53,364
- Go on get some of that rubbed
- on my back you cunt.
- 507
- 01:04:53,365 --> 01:04:53,640
- Huh?
- 508
- 01:04:53,642 --> 01:04:56,750
- Get over the motherfucking bed now
- and rub me here you slag!
- 509
- 01:04:57,140 --> 01:05:00,813
- Go on rub it in.
- That's right we ain't got all day.
- 510
- 01:05:00,950 --> 01:05:04,450
- Rub it right down my back.
- Go on, down my back and my legs!
- 511
- 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:07,000
- Back o' my legs, my ass,
- my ass cheeks.
- 512
- 01:05:07,030 --> 01:05:07,821
- On my ass.
- 513
- 01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:11,285
- Not in my ass you fucking homo!
- Dammit!
- 514
- 01:05:11,333 --> 01:05:12,403
- Go on son quickly!
- 515
- 01:05:12,455 --> 01:05:17,401
- Quicker! Quicker!
- Quicker!
- 516
- 01:05:17,436 --> 01:05:18,010
- Fuck off!
- 517
- 01:05:18,062 --> 01:05:21,096
- Sit down!
- In the corner! Don't move cunt!
- 518
- 01:05:23,425 --> 01:05:28,763
- Now hold on to your feelings, alright?
- 'Cause it's gonna get fucking hairy.
- 519
- 01:05:31,525 --> 01:05:33,763
- Come on and fuck off you cunts!
- 520
- 01:06:08,459 --> 01:06:10,616
- Alright... Charlie Bronson...
- 521
- 01:06:12,814 --> 01:06:14,301
- I'll get straight to the point.
- 522
- 01:06:14,979 --> 01:06:19,357
- We have been standing rather close to the window
- of late and I detect a rocky patch.
- 523
- 01:06:21,734 --> 01:06:25,045
- I had hoped that you coming on to
- the special unit with us
- 524
- 01:06:25,324 --> 01:06:29,480
- might make you want to
- stop this hostage taking business.
- 525
- 01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,933
- This attacking of my officers...
- 526
- 01:06:31,976 --> 01:06:33,567
- We can handle this prick sir.
- 527
- 01:06:33,593 --> 01:06:36,479
- Webber would you please take
- the rest of the afternoon off.
- Thank you.
- 528
- 01:06:36,992 --> 01:06:39,965
- Be in my office at 6:15 sharp tomorrow morning.
- Thank you, goodbye.
- 529
- 01:06:40,208 --> 01:06:41,060
- Yes, sir.
- 530
- 01:06:47,561 --> 01:06:52,429
- Look, I'm not in the habit
- of making deals with prisoners.
- 531
- 01:06:53,142 --> 01:06:57,349
- For your recent escapade you will be punished.
- Again... block.
- 532
- 01:07:00,809 --> 01:07:04,824
- If you have absolutely no interest
- whatsoever in yourself
- 533
- 01:07:05,111 --> 01:07:09,152
- then you leave us at a bit of a loss
- with regards of what to do with you.
- 534
- 01:07:14,681 --> 01:07:18,393
- What would you like us to do?
- Charlie Bronson.
- 535
- 01:07:22,582 --> 01:07:23,967
- Fuck off!
- 536
- 01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:31,325
- You're pitiful...
- 537
- 01:07:32,690 --> 01:07:33,577
- You know that...
- 538
- 01:07:35,610 --> 01:07:36,976
- and I can promise you this.
- 539
- 01:07:37,975 --> 01:07:44,121
- If you further this mindless behavior,
- if you continue to act in this nihilistic
- and godless fashion
- 540
- 01:07:44,155 --> 01:07:46,728
- you will die inside.
- 541
- 01:08:33,406 --> 01:08:35,954
- Uno, dos, tres...
- 542
- 01:08:46,419 --> 01:08:48,354
- Cuatro...
- Oops, sorry.
- 543
- 01:08:50,235 --> 01:08:53,417
- Cómo está?
- What's this?
- 544
- 01:08:54,565 --> 01:08:56,677
- <i>- A paint.
- - Good for you.</i>
- 545
- 01:08:59,138 --> 01:09:02,916
- <i> Sun, sea, sand.
- Make it work. Perfect. </i>
- 546
- 01:09:04,153 --> 01:09:05,961
- <i> Who's is this? </i>
- 547
- 01:09:06,917 --> 01:09:08,133
- <i> Hey! Who's is this? </i>
- 548
- 01:09:10,420 --> 01:09:13,854
- <i> Come on now, who did the crime? </i>
- 549
- 01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:16,100
- <i> Bombs away... </i>
- 550
- 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:20,200
- <i> Not your art teacher for most of you, no? </i>
- 551
- 01:09:32,663 --> 01:09:35,233
- Very interesting, Charlie.
- 552
- 01:09:41,494 --> 01:09:42,651
- Interesting?
- 553
- 01:09:44,216 --> 01:09:46,545
- Yeah, it's interesting.
- 554
- 01:09:50,387 --> 01:09:52,786
- <i>- And what does that mean?
- - What does "interesting" mean?</i>
- 555
- 01:09:53,273 --> 01:09:54,724
- <i> Interesting's good. </i>
- 556
- 01:09:55,100 --> 01:09:56,800
- <i> Bravado! </i>
- 557
- 01:09:57,688 --> 01:09:58,262
- You know?
- 558
- 01:09:59,652 --> 01:10:03,478
- Yeah you can't pin it down.
- Can't compute.
- 559
- 01:10:05,154 --> 01:10:07,683
- You can't tie that up in a nice lil'
- pink bow.
- 560
- 01:10:08,057 --> 01:10:09,908
- Nah, you can't pin me down mate.
- 561
- 01:10:11,557 --> 01:10:13,000
- Pájaros!
- 562
- 01:10:13,050 --> 01:10:16,932
- - You're fucking me?!
- - Birds, birds, Charlie, I'm learning Spanish.
- Español.
- 563
- 01:10:18,523 --> 01:10:19,322
- Olé...
- 564
- 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,700
- Olé...
- 565
- 01:10:26,486 --> 01:10:28,709
- Lot of birds in your work Charlie.
- 566
- 01:10:28,834 --> 01:10:31,344
- Well I don't really get to see, maestro,
- a bit off...
- 567
- 01:10:32,118 --> 01:10:35,151
- birds and... pa-ja-ros...
- 568
- 01:10:35,785 --> 01:10:37,063
- Pajaros.
- 569
- 01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:39,788
- Pajaros.
- 570
- 01:10:40,792 --> 01:10:41,705
- I know mate.
- 571
- 01:10:43,287 --> 01:10:44,887
- Here's an idea for ya.
- 572
- 01:10:46,173 --> 01:10:50,997
- Find that piece of you Charles.
- That piece, that doesn't belong here.
- 573
- 01:10:52,188 --> 01:10:53,761
- Fucking hell!
- 574
- 01:12:12,573 --> 01:12:15,782
- Prisoner plating 1314, Bronson, sir!
- 575
- 01:12:16,468 --> 01:12:17,607
- Well then Bronson...
- 576
- 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:19,000
- Well...
- 577
- 01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:24,013
- Mr. Danielson here tells me that
- 578
- 01:12:24,596 --> 01:12:28,672
- you've been doing extraordinarily well
- in your creative endeavors.
- 579
- 01:12:29,436 --> 01:12:34,268
- - Champions of butting Magritte.
- - That's right yeah.
- 580
- 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:39,646
- Now...
- You know we've been holding these
- artist materials for you.
- 581
- 01:12:40,198 --> 01:12:42,406
- Sent in by your cousin, Lauraine?
- 582
- 01:12:43,632 --> 01:12:48,203
- Well now that we are rather sadly
- having to consider the future
- of the arts facility.
- 583
- 01:12:48,647 --> 01:12:52,412
- I didn't see any reason why you
- shouldn't be allowed these materials now.
- 584
- 01:12:53,167 --> 01:12:55,035
- Should help you tremendously with your work.
- 585
- 01:12:56,966 --> 01:13:01,198
- Mr. Danielson really has got
- great confidence in your cooperation.
- 586
- 01:13:01,737 --> 01:13:05,901
- Your responsibility,
- your ability to interact within group.
- 587
- 01:13:07,154 --> 01:13:11,727
- I strongly advise that you continue
- to follow this path.
- 588
- 01:13:12,413 --> 01:13:16,315
- And I look forward to seeing some of this
- wonderful work I've heard so much about.
- 589
- 01:13:17,463 --> 01:13:22,400
- Gov-Governor... Cha-Charlie's actually brought
- something for you to have a look at now...
- If you'd, if you'd like to... Charlie...
- 590
- 01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:28,269
- That's for you.
- 591
- 01:13:30,346 --> 01:13:30,946
- Thank you.
- 592
- 01:13:33,457 --> 01:13:36,395
- If you give it to Webber,
- I'd be able to have it a 'lil bit later.
- 593
- 01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,000
- Thank you.
- 594
- 01:13:38,533 --> 01:13:42,740
- Right then Bronson!
- What are you waiting for son?!
- Let's go! Move it! Move it!
- 595
- 01:13:45,123 --> 01:13:47,074
- I said let's go!
- Move it!
- 596
- 01:13:54,133 --> 01:13:58,080
- Oops, sorry Webber, that's for you mate.
- 597
- 01:14:06,392 --> 01:14:09,204
- He's a star fucker that one...
- 598
- 01:14:09,190 --> 01:14:11,119
- I'll make sure he looks at that painting mate
- 599
- 01:14:11,106 --> 01:14:12,772
- don't you worry about that.
- 600
- 01:14:13,106 --> 01:14:14,372
- Review the unit!
- 601
- 01:14:16,213 --> 01:14:19,146
- Honest to God though Charlie
- and I'll tell you this straight
- 602
- 01:14:19,404 --> 01:14:22,100
- I wouldn't be surprised if they started
- to discuss your release date.
- 603
- 01:14:22,274 --> 01:14:26,602
- I mean, look...
- It's just my opinion, it's not necessarily
- the opinion of others but...
- 604
- 01:14:27,185 --> 01:14:33,392
- you know, if there's one thing I am,
- I am a very good judge of character.
- 605
- 01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,000
- Yup.
- 606
- 01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:39,000
- Si... si..
- Si si si.
- 607
- 01:14:39,490 --> 01:14:42,288
- You'll get a call mate.
- You will...
- 608
- 01:14:42,546 --> 01:14:43,932
- You know why?
- 609
- 01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:48,319
- You're a brilliant artist.
- Bueno.
- 610
- 01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:49,719
- Buenísimo.
- 611
- 01:14:49,908 --> 01:14:50,859
- I'm so excited mate.
- 612
- 01:14:50,984 --> 01:14:52,326
- I'm proud as punch.
- 613
- 01:14:52,451 --> 01:14:54,513
- 'Cause you're a fucking star!
- 614
- 01:14:54,961 --> 01:14:56,000
- Gov's a cunt.
- 615
- 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:59,000
- He is.
- Fuck him!
- Can't stand the wanker.
- 616
- 01:15:00,205 --> 01:15:01,400
- Just keep your head down.
- 617
- 01:15:01,525 --> 01:15:04,674
- And I'm absolutely positivo
- that we can do this.
- 618
- 01:15:05,801 --> 01:15:07,635
- We can mate.
- 619
- 01:15:09,605 --> 01:15:11,302
- What you mean we?
- 620
- 01:15:13,516 --> 01:15:17,349
- Wait no... I'm just saying
- I'm just saying... no no no no no,
- Charlie, Charles
- 621
- 01:15:17,427 --> 01:15:19,274
- Don't misunderstand me mate.
- 622
- 01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:21,311
- What I'm saying is
- 623
- 01:15:21,597 --> 01:15:22,873
- You...
- 624
- 01:15:24,109 --> 01:15:24,843
- You...
- 625
- 01:15:25,372 --> 01:15:28,822
- are finally going to get
- what you always wanted.
- 626
- 01:15:34,309 --> 01:15:37,806
- What you know about what I fucking want?
- 627
- 01:16:09,727 --> 01:16:11,349
- What happened to my tea Phil?
- 628
- 01:16:12,745 --> 01:16:16,507
- Sorry mate,
- I'm such a cunt I completely forgot.
- 629
- 01:16:18,530 --> 01:16:20,270
- Two for you.
- 630
- 01:16:21,641 --> 01:16:23,264
- Two for me.
- 631
- 01:16:25,429 --> 01:16:27,344
- And then we have a cup of tea.
- 632
- 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,344
- <i> Charlie </i>
- 633
- 01:18:01,221 --> 01:18:03,000
- <i> What is it you want now? </ i></i>
- 634
- 01:18:11,327 --> 01:18:12,495
- Music
- 635
- 01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:20,550
- I don't see how's that gonna help
- the situation.
- 636
- 01:18:20,903 --> 01:18:23,415
- I'll fucking kill him!
- 637
- 01:18:26,133 --> 01:18:28,265
- I swear it!
- 638
- 01:18:31,849 --> 01:18:32,800
- Bennett.
- 639
- 01:18:35,843 --> 01:18:39,347
- - Give me some music on now, please.
- - Yes Gov!
- 640
- 01:20:14,325 --> 01:20:15,888
- Hey Charlie...
- 641
- 01:20:17,761 --> 01:20:20,264
- Not feeling very well now, mate?
- 642
- 01:23:15,996 --> 01:23:16,969
- Oh yeah...
- 643
- 01:23:19,037 --> 01:23:21,004
- that's a fucking piece of me!
- 644
- 01:23:40,760 --> 01:23:44,219
- Right that's enough!
- He's had enough!
- Get him out of here!
- 645
- 01:23:45,331 --> 01:23:47,964
- Go on and get him the fuck out of here!
- He's had enough!
- 646
- 01:23:47,965 --> 01:23:49,100
- Come on!
- 647
- 01:23:49,225 --> 01:23:51,094
- You fucking cunts!
- 648
- 01:23:51,867 --> 01:23:53,520
- No class tomorrow eh Phil?
- 649
- 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:36,519
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