Ride the lightning
It so does.

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19:55Gwen M. Stacy
I don't know if you can sell ...kids on eBay.
19:56Ride the lightning
I know it's hard to tell the difference but this is a Hyena pup. I think. Did I grab the kid on accident? Please tell me I didn't.
Gwen M. Stacy
I still don't think you can sell those on eBay.
Ride the lightning
Yeah and most people can't turn their entire biological makeup into energy but lookit me.
Gwen M. Stacy
Good luck then.
19:57Ride the lightning
..Then again you might be right. I'll have to ask Grodd.

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19:57Agent of Asgard
Well that's just great.

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19:57
James B.Barnes lowered his gaze, grip tight enough on the change of clothes to hide the fact that his hands were shaking. He turned in his heel to go change, head bowed low.
19:59James B.Barnes
*on not in

Wade Wilson! has joined Multiverse
20:00
Wade Wilson! slides in at the tail end of the drama. "Damnit I missed it!"
20:01
Izzy Quinzel smiles slightly and waves at JR while the pup bit at the one who had scooped her up
20:02
Joker JR! twitches sharply, staring at the little girl with rather dead looking eyes. A giggle escaped before he turned away and stumbled back to the corner to press himself into it.
20:03Izzy Quinzel
him* not her XD the pup is a him)\
Ride the lightning bit at but not entirely bothered by that - if she got bit the pup would just get shocked given all the ambient electricity that'd have a new home once it made a circuit with it's mouth to.
20:04
Izzy Quinzel looked at the one who had a hold of her pup and made of way over to her. "Give him back. Hes mine not yours." She states with a huff, placing her hands on her hips
James B.Barnes settled into his usual chair after he'd changed, the previous outfit having just been tossed into the trash. He shifted down, head hitting his forearms which were resting on the table.

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20:05
Wade Wilson! slides over to Bucky and offers him a beer.

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20:07Ride the lightning
..No?
James B.Barnes shook his head to decline the offered beer.
Happy Meal with Legs whistles for attention then waves at whomever looks her way.
Izzy Quinzel huffs again and gives her foot a stomp. "Than youre stealin and stealin is bad."
Ride the lightning
Yeeeep.
20:08
Wade Wilson! looks at the Harley, holds up a 9.5 score card.
Happy Meal with Legs still has it.
20:09
Izzy Quinzel glares at her before making her way over to Bucky again, tugging on his pants leg

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20:11
James B.Barnes slowly lifted his head. "What, kid..."
Izzy Quinzel pouts slightly and points to the one who wont give her pup back.
20:12
Matt M Murdock comes into the room lead by his cane. He made his way over to an empty seat and he sits down setting down his bag next to him.
Wade Wilson! looks to the one with the Hyena. "How much is that doggy?"
20:13Ride the lightning
I dunno, I'm having a hard time putting a price on companionship mixed with picking up crap.
James B.Barnes sighed, removing one of theguns from his person, cocking it and pointing it at the one holding the pup. "Put the damned thing down."
Wade Wilson!
"I'll give ya $500. Don't ask why it's all in singles."
20:14
Happy Meal with Legs pulls out her own gun and aims at Barnes, "Hey! This is fun."
Wade Wilson! pulls out a watergun. "Fucking Disney I swear..." Pulls out his real guns. "Now as I said, $500."
20:15
Izzy Quinzel eyes widen as the guy offered $500 for her pup
Wade Wilson! winks at Izzy.
Ride the lightning holds up a finger that begins to crackle and spark. "Whoa whoa whoa there, Bucko. You may have a bullet with my name on it but my lightning is addressed 'to whom it may concern.' "
20:16
James B.Barnes shook his head in irritation, throwing the gun off to the side, a real sign he wasn't feeling well and stood, chair kicked somewhere behind him. "Deal with it yourself, kid." He stalked over to Steve, grabbed his wrist and tugged slightly. "Want to talk."
Agent of Asgard
How soon after befriending some adventurers do you think it's acceptable to reveal that you are, infact, not a friendly codger by a malevolent deity tricking them to do your will?
Asking for a friend.
20:18
Izzy Quinzel blinks and frowns, wasnt he supposed to be a good guy? , her bottom lip quivering slightly. Most she had was like 50 cents to offer for her pup back

Happy Meal with Legs has left Multiverse
20:18Mark of Kaine
Ha Deadpool a good guy.
20:19Ride the lightning
Hmmm... That settles it. I'm keepin' the pup. Since people wanna pull out guns on me.
Izzy Quinzel
actually meant bucky not Deadpool XD)
Wade Wilson! outbids Izzy, throws the wad of cash at Leslie and snatches the pup. He walks over to Izzy and crouches. "Hey kid, if you got a quarter so I can ride the shopping carts at Aldi I'll give you this pup.
20:20Wade Wilson!
"*
Captain America - Steve Rogers blinked as his arm was grabbed. Was in a sliding chair. "Sure I guess, what's the topic?" Was probably going to be rolled away.
Ride the lightning much faster than Deadpool, so flies straight up with her cargo before he can take a single step.
Mark of Kaine webs the cub away from Wade. That belongs in a museum Zoo
20:21
Mark of Kaine or not
Ride the lightning
Try that shit again and I'm frying it.
Test me on it. I dare ya.
20:22
Izzy Quinzel blinks and looks at the ones threatening her pup. "Please don't." She says, tears running down the four year olds cheeks. Other than Bella, the pup was the only friends she had plus it was a gift from her daddy
Wade Wilson! grumbles. "Crazy lady, I threw 500 dollars at you for it, the money is still there... On the floor. If you want it you better get it before one of these other crazies gets money hungry."
James B.Barnes looked back at Steve. "Please just come with me..."

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20:23
Matt M Murdock Reaches into his bag and he pulled out his Braille law book and he gets back to work.
Ride the lightning perks a brow. "I don't want or need your money. I don't even wanna know how you fit all those singles in that onesie you wear. ..Actually now I'm sure nobody wants those singles."
20:24
Wade Wilson! shook his fist. "Hey, just because they smell like a prison wallet means nothing!"
Ride the lightning
Why are you so gross!?
James B.Barnes sighed while he waited for Steve's answer, looking to the woman with the pup. "Just give her the damn dog back. You really want to be responsible for breaking a child's heart?"

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20:25Wade Wilson!
Because you won't give me that pupper
Ride the lightning looks from the pup, to Bucky, to Deadpool, to Izzy. Then Bucky, and Deadpool, then Izzy, then pup. ..Then Izzy again. "... Uh, I don't care?"
James B.Barnes
"Fine, what do you want in exhange for it?"
20:26Ride the lightning
"Nothin' you got. Mine now."
James B.Barnes shook his head. He couldn't deal with this shit at the moment. He felt like he was held together with fishing line as it was.
20:27Wade Wilson!
"I can get you a date with Bucky AND Captain America."
Captain America - Steve Rogers was about to go with Bucky. "What?"
Izzy Quinzel brings her hands up to her eyes to wipe the tears though they kept running down her cheek.
Ride the lightning
"Pass."
Wade Wilson!
Do it for the children Steve, think of them. Be strong for mother.
20:28Mark of Kaine
Take it back to where it belongs at least?
James B.Barnes
"Loki, see if you can get the pup from the psychopath." He tugged on Steve's hand to lead him to a spare room to talk.
Agent of Asgard
Wh-what? Why?
I don't care about that dog. Or that kid. Or that psychopath.
James B.Barnes
"Because I'll owe you."
Stark Industries
...
Ride the lightning
"Like I said someone takes a single step and it gets at least one point twenty one gigawatts."
20:30Captain America - Steve Rogers
"You sure that's a wise idea Bucky..?"
Agent of Asgard
Uggh, fine.

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20:30
Ride the lightning really wouldn't. Not bluffing.
James B.Barnes
"I've already got you mad at me, I don't want to be responsible for making that kid cry."
Izzy Quinzel
captain americe asking if its a good idea to do something to help a child... real hero like )
20:31Agent of Asgard
Asking if it's a good thing to be in my pocket.))
Captain America - Steve Rogers
^ )
Izzy Quinzel
i know XD just being a smart ass)
Agent of Asgard
Which for the record, it is.)
James B.Barnes
(Loki has deep pockets. Roomy. Lots of treasure.)
Agent of Asgard
Specially the front ones.)
Captain America - Steve Rogers
Frequent those pockets much? )
James B.Barnes
(Hah)
(Only what he's shown me)
20:32Stark Industries
You'd think so, considering his first thought was Loki...
James B.Barnes
(...That came out wrong)
Captain America - Steve Rogers
Very )
Agent of Asgard
Nah, it came out real easy. Just had to unfurl.)

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20:33
The Mad Prince tips his head to one side, idly tapping his cain against the tip of his shoe as he pursed his lips. The chaos was met with a bored expression and an exaggerated frown. "Well, isn't this just thrilling"
20:34Ride the lightning
"Paleface is right. I'll compromise in that case - someone shoots his ass dead right now and I'll give the puppy back."
Izzy Quinzel sniffles slightly and looked over at the one who had just spoken.... another daddy clone? Shaking her head slightly, she turned those wide green hues back to the woman who had her pup
Wade Wilson! points his gun at the Joker.
20:35Agent of Asgard
Wait...who has the dumbass dog?
Happy Meal with Legs pokes Wade in the tush with the business end of her baseball bat.
20:36
Wade Wilson! jumps a bit from that. "Oh you.~"
Ride the lightning waggles a sparking free hand, the other still clutching the pup like a probably extremely snarly baby. "Thems the terms. So let's see where this goes!"
The Mad Prince lets out a gleeful cackle at Wade, his grin appearing in replace of that frown. "Now that's more like it! A little bang for my buck." His voice started out pitched before settling into a low purr.
Agent of Asgard
Why do you have the puppy?
20:37Ride the lightning
"Looked at it, liked it, wanted it, now it's mine."
James B.Barnes
(....Kinda how I felt about Steve.)
(Couldn't help myself)
20:38Ride the lightning
Who got shot at the end of that one?)
Happy Meal with Legs wants a puppy! Really shouldn't be given one though. It would be insane to trust her. "Can I pet it?" Grins and wiggles her fingers towards Leslie.
Mark of Kaine
Hyena aren't dogs by the way. Or pups.
Izzy Quinzel glares at the woman. "Hes not yours, hes mine. He was a gift from my daddy now give him back."
Ride the lightning
"Close enough for m- No. Mine."
20:39
Wade Wilson! looks back to the Joker. "Huge fan by the way, shame I'll have to blow out your brains infront of a little girl and your fangirl over there."
Happy Meal with Legs rolls her eyes, "You're no fun, Lamewire."
Agent of Asgard
Everyone cool with ignoring that semantic nonsense? Cool? Cool.
20:40Mark of Kaine
They're closer to cats.
Wade Wilson!
"Loki you know I'm cool with ignoring all kids of semantics."
James B.Barnes
"Loki, no animal, no Soldier-in-the-pocket."
Ride the lightning
"Yeah like saying you're gonna blow The Joker in front of kids."
James B.Barnes blinked, then shook his head. That sounded better in his head.
20:41
The Mad Prince rolled his eyes, twirling his cain a few times. He was getting bored again. Then Wilson's attention returned and he offered up one of his most dashing of smiles. Brows knit together as one rose, he took a deep bow. "Always a delight to have an appreciating audience." He'd cackle again.
Agent of Asgard
But she wants me to shoot Wade dead, and that's not really a thing.
Oh! What if I replace it?
20:42Ride the lightning
"What? No. I said shoot Joker dead."
Wade Wilson!
"Wait, am I the Joker now?"
20:43Ride the lightning
"Noyou'renotthejo- I swear I'm gonna light this WHOLE place up.."
James B.Barnes drug his chair over to where Steve's reading chair was, settling down into it. "Replacing it might work."

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20:43Wade Wilson!
"Oooh, I already look like my face was peeled off, I just need some fresh skin to put over it. We're going New 52 with this shit."

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20:44Harper A. Row
Covered in bees clowns.
The Mad Prince
"Close, but no cigar!" Tilts his hand back and forth a bit. "You're crazy is just a touch off from mine, Wilson. Don't worry! We can fix that."
Harper A. Row just goes to work.
Ride the lightning
"And sure, get her a new puppy! If no one pulls the trigger though I still am on this one but she's young she'll probably forget."

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20:45Agent of Asgard
Does the anklebiter want a Achernonian tar hound?
Happy Meal with Legs will shoot someone. Just say who.
Izzy Quinzel wouldnt forget. is actually quiet intelligent for her age and does hold a grudge... just ask her sister
20:46
Izzy Quinzel shakes her head to lokis question. "I want my pup."
Ride the lightning doesn't really care either way.
The Mad Prince gasps, fingers pressing to his chest with an aghast expression. "Even me Harley?"
Wade Wilson! rose a brow, slipping over to the clown. "Oh yeah? You know I don't think I can get any crazier than I am already."
Agent of Asgard
If it sweetens the deal, they're mad of volcanic rock, about six feet tall and breath sulfur.
20:47
Happy Meal with Legs grins and nods, "If you ask nicely, Puddin'."
Agent of Asgard
Is no one concerned about these two being here without their actual parents?
Ride the lightning
"That is sorta the gist of this whole bizarre yet unexpectedly revealing hostage situation. You guys really suck at being heroes."
Agent of Asgard
I'm not a hero.
20:48
The Mad Prince turned his attention back to Wilson, nose wrinkling only a bit at the closeness of his presence. "Oh, you know. A little extra tweaking and we can get you full blown!"
Ride the lightning
"Good, cuz you'd suck at it."
Happy Meal with Legs is like the opposite of hero.
Agent of Asgard
I know
Last time a tried, I stabbed Thor through the chest.
Izzy Quinzel shakes her head again and stomps her foot, leaving a small indent in the ground. "No. Its not my pup and I don't want it. I want mine."
Wade Wilson! whistles. "That is some kinky stuff right there, Joe. You should slap a ring on her if she's willing to shoot you on command like that."
Ride the lightning
"Getting bored now. Bullet flies or hyena fries."
Agent of Asgard
Do it.
Do it.
20:49Happy Meal with Legs
Aww, come on. Don't kill it, Zappy.
Ride the lightning
"Hey, no rushing. You already failed at the negotiating thing you don't get to double down on my side, loser."
20:50Agent of Asgard
You're the one making empty threats.
The Mad Prince barks out a laugh. "I'm terribly afraid of commitment. And talk about the baggage between her and I." Whistles dramatically.
Stark Industries
No no, that's just how he is. Opportunistic. It's part of his plan.
Agent of Asgard
If I suck at being a hero, you're equally terrible at being a villain.
Ride the lightning
"I'm not a villain, I'm a public personality."
Agent of Asgard
You're public, wouldn't call...this...much of a personality.
20:51
Happy Meal with Legs raises her hand, "I'm not a villain either. I just get bored."
James B.Barnes
"Oh for fuck's sake." He lifted his gun, having swiped it off the floor, and aimed it at the Joker.
Ride the lightning
"There we go!"
Wade Wilson! raises his hand. "I kill people for money and coke."
Stark Industries watch begins building itself into a quick repulsor on his palm. Aims it at Bucky. "Let's not get crazy here."
20:52
Happy Meal with Legs whips out her revolver and fires off three shots towards Bucky. Bang! Bang! Bang!
Agent of Asgard
Everyone deserves to get a little crazy now and then.
Stark Industries
Are you kidding me. |Turns to aim the repulsor at the clownette.| ...Who the hell even are you?
The Mad Prince lets out a hum as his eyes took in Harley. "Though, she is a dish isn't she? That's a whole lot of-" He paused as another gun is leveled at him. A laugh barreled from his gut at Stark's words, and Harley's quick actions.
20:53
Captain America - Steve Rogers jumps infront of Bucky, coverss him quickly as the bullets bounce off his shield.

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20:53
Ride the lightning takes the opportunity provided by the chaos to just cackle gleefully and zip right off with her cargo in tow.
Izzy Quinzel sniffles again and rubs her eyes. all she wanted was her damn pup

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20:53
Wade Wilson! looks around at people firing all over. "...Shit, Darcy is gonna blame me for all this..."
20:54
Happy Meal with Legs smiles and points the gun towards the wicked cool gun hand repulsor aimed towards her. "I'm Harley Quinn, honey. Nice to meet'cha."
Stark Industries
Oh hey, Captain. Glad you could come.
James B.Barnes
"And where do you think you're going? You want the dude dead, you've got to hand over the pup."
COG-616 just casually comes in... Why? Cus he was looking over a recent account transfer from his last big Bounty....
20:55
The Mad Prince places a palm to his belly as he has a good laugh, wiping away a tear from his eye. "Sorry about that, metal arm. She's a little over protective." Now things were getting interesting.
Captain America - Steve Rogers looks to Tony. "Well you know, gotta wait for the right moment to jump in."
Ride the lightning halts and just flashes a grin behind her shoulder. "Too late"
Stark Industries
"Right moment just bolted away with an animal that's probably here illegally."
20:56Agent of Asgard
Hrm.
Izzy Quinzel didnt ask how her daddy acquired the pup...
Happy Meal with Legs
Maybe she stole it from a zoo. You don't know.
James B.Barnes thoroughly over the whole situation, he fired over the top of Steve's shield -- three rounds, right at the Joker's head. He then turned and aimed two at the head of the retreating woman. He was over it.
COG-616 backhands Ride the lightening... Why? Cus she was in his way.
James B.Barnes
(Whether he conencts is out of his hands. He just fired lol)
20:57Agent of Asgard
Is now a bad time to ask for some of those kazoozles, Barnacle?
Captain America - Steve Rogers tried to grab Bucky's arm to stop him from firing.
Ride the lightning going to ignore that because he didn't even bother reading the profile. Try again afterwards.)
COG-616 back hands endlessly until they read the profile.
COG-616 did read profile... Assumes she didn't read his.]
20:58Stark Industries
|Eyed the two Good ol` boys in front of Joker, while keeping his arm aimed at Harley.| Alright, he's going to have to calm down before it becomes murder.
Ride the lightning did. Knows he's lobo. Which is why she'd say Lobo and not COG-616. Just like how someone might use the name Leslie or Livewire instead of the whole username if they had.)
20:59
The Mad Prince grinned as the bullets flew towards him. Each one going right through his head, and into the wall behind him. "Oopsie" He grinned. "You didn't think I would actually come here in person did you?" His sentence ended in a sinister lul as he dusted off his jacket, cain pointing to the small projector on the wall. "I'm crazy. Not stupid."
COG-616 still backhanded though
Ride the lightning nope.
COG-616 yep
Ride the lightning just making her getaway while the others argue.
Agent of Asgard
Good lort.)
COG-616 shrug.
James B.Barnes
"They're in my backpack, Loki..." He sighed, lowering his arm and dropping into the chair beside Steve.
Ride the lightning more effort required, Sandy. )
21:00
Agent of Asgard perks up, "Sah-weet. I shoulda asked before the whole...fireworks popped off though." Trots over and rummages through said rucksack.
Stark Industries
Eh, all this went out the window. Goes back to his idle state.
Happy Meal with Legs —ACK! What the hell. You slow-moving, old bastard... Harley drops at the sound of a bullet whizzing past her head! It just misses her and cuts between ear and pigtail. Too close for comfort. And here she was almost acting calm. She doesn't seem to care that Stark is aiming at her as she raises the gun and prepares to fire at Barnes again.
21:01
COG-616 grabs two bottles of whiskey and heads right back out to his Spazz Frag 666. Time ta go mingle with some space broads!...

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21:02James B.Barnes
"Might wanna duck, Bucky."
21:03Stark Industries
Pretty sure most people are done here, black hole sucked all the interest out.
Izzy Quinzel sniffles once more

Astonishing Spider-Man and Blade have left Multiverse
21:04Bucky Barnes Winter Soldier
I miss a party?
Ride the lightning pretty impressed with herself since she got someone to take a legitimate shot at Joker and got a cat pup thing out of it as well.
Ride the lightning and yeah sorry to be a drag but not gonna let that crap fly on her regarding COG. Sorry again, yo. )
21:05Stark Industries
This fell apart before that.

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21:06
The Mad Prince lifts his palms towards the ceiling, shoulders lifting into a shrug. "Well I suppose things ended with a bang."
21:07
Agent of Asgard hoists the candy free, "Aaand ac-....tion. Oh damn it."
Ride the lightning https://i.imgur.com/34JWuY6.jpg )
Happy Meal with Legs
WB Bug-Blade. Blade-Bug. Blade-Man. Spider-Blade. :D }
21:08
Otto Octavius feels as though he missed something.
21:09Izzy Quinzel
bitch stole my pup
Bucky Barnes Winter Soldier
Hyen
Happy Meal with Legs Nope. Not a thing, Calamari.
Astonishing Spider-Man
[ Thanks! ]
The Mad Prince allows his attention to meander back over to Wade. "Now then."
Bucky Barnes Winter Soldier
You totes missed something. I missed it too.
21:10
Otto Octavius considers himself fortunate regardless. Few of those present could offer him anything but a headache.
Happy Meal with Legs is so one of those headache-causing-few!

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21:15
Ride the lightning returned without said animal-babe-pup as if nothing had even happened at all. Speed is definitely one of those metahuman perks.

Astonishing Spider-Man, Blade and Darcy Lewis have joined Multiverse

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21:17Stark Industries
Welcome back everyone, but Pete, I'm not saying it again for you.

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21:18Ride the lightning
welcome me back again!
The Mad Prince wiggles his fingers at Harley.
Astonishing Spider-Man
That's a shame.
Izzy Quinzel
yeah im done with this cliquey ass, homophobic fucking room... yall are boring as shit)

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21:19Bucky Barnes Winter Soldier
o_o That esculated quickly.
Ride the lightning
Whoa what the hell. )