[11:08] -- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 23:08 --
[11:08] TG: hey um are you okay
[11:08] TG: that was a fucking idiotic question
[11:08] TG: fuck
[11:08] TG: you dont have to answer
[11:08] CG: ...
[11:08] TG: oh
[11:09] TG: um
[11:09] TG: i planned what i was going to say if you didnt answer so just shoosh for a sec
[11:09] TG: i reevaluated this whole thing again
[11:10] TG: and fuck you have no idea how horrible i feel
[11:10] TG: thats a lie yes you do
[11:10] TG: youre the one who received my douche baggish actions
[11:10] TG: however i just really feel terrible off the charts guilty as charged
[11:10] TG: but i didnt know exactly what to call this
[11:10] TG: whatever this is
[11:11] TG: but i literally have never worried about anyone as i do you
[11:11] TG: and care about your well being and
[11:11] TG: your stupid feelings and
[11:11] TG: etc
[11:12] TG: then i just kind of realized
[11:12] TG: i dont want to make you feel shitty because that just makes me shitty and
[11:12] TG: i really really like you a lot
[11:12] TG: and my like i mean admire
[11:12] TG: and by admire i mean
[11:12] TG: love you
[11:12] TG: a lot
[11:12] TG: so there it is
[11:12] TG: and that stranger is a literal buttface who the fuck is that
[11:12] TG: theyre not you
[11:12] TG: and youre the one who matters
[11:25] CG: FUCK
[11:26] CG: WAIT, I MEAN, I'M TRYING TO MEAN SOMETHING
[11:26] CG: I'M TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING*
[11:27] CG: UGH FUCK
[11:27] TG: if my little spur of the moment confession was too spontaneous for you then i understand
[11:28] TG: i dont expect you to uh return anything especially if you dont
[11:28] CG: I LOVE YOU.
[11:36] TG: i love you too
[11:36] TG: god fuck shit damn fuck
[11:38] CG: WAIT ARE YOU AGRY, WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN FUCK
[11:38] TG: im not angry but i
[11:39] TG: i just really love you and im sorry that were a universe away
[11:42] CG: I FUCKING HATE LIFE.
[11:42] CG: THE REASON I HAVE TO BE GLAD I'M ALIVE IS THE FUCKING SAME REASON I FUCKING
[11:42] CG: FUCK
[11:42] CG: HATE
[11:42] CG: LIFE
[11:49] TG: oh same here
[11:49] TG: but just know that i really would do anything to be with you
[11:49] CG: "SAME HERE".
[11:50] TG: shh
[11:56] CG: DAVE.
[11:56] TG: yes
[11:56] CG: I REMEMBERED SOMETHING.
[11:57] TG: pray tell
[11:57] CG: I REMEMBER READING SOMETHING, A DIALOGUE BETWEEN JADE AND TAVROS.
[11:57] CG: THEY WERE PLANNING ON MEETING IN PERSON, ACCORDING TO WHAT I READ THEY WERE GOING TO "HANG OUT IN A DREAMBUBBLE".
[12:00] CG: WHICH MEANS
[12:00] CG: APPARENTLY
[12:00] CG: THERE IS A WAY
[12:00] CG: FOR US TO MEET.
[12:00] TG: ARE YOU KSERISIOSU
[12:01] TG: oh myu gos h
[12:01] TG: thats right
[12:01] TG: jade was telling me about some weird crap like that
[12:02] CG: APPARENTLY, THAT IS A THING THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.
[12:14] -- tinyGums [TG] is now an idle chum! --
[01:13] CG: DAVE.
[01:13] TG: yes sir
[01:13] CG: "you know your pretty hott i just noticed" THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE FROM THAT ANNOYING PERSON.
[01:14] CG: WHAT DOES HOT ACTUALLY MEANS IN THE HUMAN CONOTATION, BECAUSE I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS SOME SORT OF ADJECTIVE.
[01:14] CG: AM I "HOT"?
[01:15] TG: uhm
[01:15] TG: hot could mean very attractive
[01:15] TG: and um
[01:15] TG: yeah youre pretty hot
[01:16] CG: I'M
[01:17] CG: I MEAN
[01:17] CG: I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT, I NEVER FUCKING CARED ABOUT THAT.
[01:17] TG: haha well now you know
[01:18] CG: I GUESS
[01:18] CG: YOU ARE TOO.
[01:18] CG: I MEAN, SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR LIPS
[01:18] CG: ...SOMETHING TELLS ME I SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP
[01:18] CG: THIS IS GETTING EMBARRASSING.
[01:19] TG: no no go ahead
[01:19] CG: NO FUCKING WAY.
[01:19] TG: ill return the favor
[01:20] CG: STRIDER, GET IN SHAPE. I'M NOT ONE OF YOUR FANGIRLS.
[01:21] CG: OKAY, I'M GOING TO SAY THIS JUST ONCE.
[01:22] CG: YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE, I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU (AND YOUR GODDAMN SET OF STOIC PURSED LIPS).
[01:24] TG: oh whoa
[01:24] TG: was not expecting that
[01:24] CG: WELL, SHIT.
[01:25] TG: i was half expecting something lame about my hair
[01:25] TG: oops
[01:25] CG: YOUR HAIR IS GOOD TOO I SUPPOSE.
[01:25] CG: SHIT
[01:25] CG: "GOOD" SOUNDS REALLY FUCKING GENERIC.
[01:25] CG: I MEAN
[01:25] CG: SHUT
[01:25] CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
[01:26] TG: my turn
[01:26] TG: are you ready for this obscene amount of gay
[01:26] CG: HOLY SHIT.
[01:27] TG: i really like your eyes and how theyre almost like a puppys eyes like all sincere and you literally dont even have to voice your stupid rants
[01:27] TG: for someone to know what the fuck youre going off about
[01:27] TG: and i really like your nose its just so adorable
[01:27] TG: and i guess your shortness is just
[01:27] TG: charming
[01:27] TG: okay
[01:28] CG: OH MY GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
[01:30] TG: when you smile those rare smiles i just wish i had a picture of that
[01:30] TG: kodak moment aka the perfect moment
[01:33] CG: THAT'S
[01:33] CG: STOP
[01:34] CG: FUCKING STOP.
[01:34] TG: sorry babe youre just too adorable
[01:35] CG: ARGH HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLUNT.
[01:36] TG: how can you not
[01:36] CG: I COULDN'T BE LIKE THAT IN A THOUSAND YEARS, SHIT.
[01:37] TG: do you want me to stop
[01:37] CG: I
[01:37] CG: DON'T
[01:37] CG: KNOW.
[01:38] TG: ah
[01:38] TG: well ill just keep doing what i do
[01:38] CG: DON'T EVER STOP DOING WHAT I DO, THAT'S JUST HOW YOU FUCKING ARE, I MEAN
[01:39] CG: FUCK, I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN BECAUSE I GUESS THAT'S JUST WHO I FUCKING AM.
[01:39] CG: BECAUSE THOSE COMMENT
[01:39] CG: ALWAYS TAKE ME BY SURPRISE
[01:39] CG: AND I'M NEVER READY
[01:39] CG: AND IT DOES SOMETHING TO MY STOMACH
[01:39] CG: AND THAT'S FUCKING LAME, I'LL SHUT MY TRAP.
[01:43] TG: haha thats a good sign
[01:44] CG: IT'S UNSETTLING.
[01:44] TG: i know that feel
[01:44] TG: why is everyone making a big deal of my birthday by the way
[01:44] TG: its not even
[01:44] TG: ugh
[01:46] CG: I NOTICED.
[01:46] CG: I'M WORKING ON A WAY TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP FOR MORE THAN JUST A FEW HOURS.
[01:47] CG: JUST SO BY TOMORROW, MAYBE...
[01:47] TG: maybe what
[01:47] CG: NO, I FORGOT YOU ALSO HAVE YOUR FRIENDS.
[01:47] TG: fuck my friends
[01:47] CG: YOU'D WANT TO SPEND YOUR WRIGGLING DAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
[01:47] TG: no
[01:48] CG: NOT WITH A
[01:48] CG: WHAT
[01:48] CG: NO?
[01:48] TG: i always spend it with them fuck that
[01:48] TG: and it would make sense if i made a lot more time for you right
[01:49] CG: BUT, FUCK
[01:49] CG: WHAT IF I'M NOT WHAT YOU'RE EXPECTING TO SEE, REALLY.
[01:50] CG: I'VE NEVER CONSIDERED ANY OF THE THINGS YOU SAID I AM.
[01:50] CG: MAYBE YOU'LL BE DISAPPOINTED.
[01:50] CG: ARHG
[01:50] TG: i wont be disappointed i swear i wont
[01:50] TG: because
[01:50] TG: what i said is true
[01:51] TG: id still kiss you even if you think you werent any of those things
[01:51] TG: i mean uh
[01:51] TG: oops
[01:53] CG: HMM
[01:54] CG: I... WOULD NOT OBJECT.
[01:55] TG: okay good because i without a doubt want to
[01:56] TG: vigorously
[01:58] CG: OKAY STOP TALKING, I CAN FUCKING FEEL MY FACE BURNING SO MUCH I COULD COMPARE IT TO THE HEAT OF A SUN.
[02:01] TG: mission accomplished
[02:04] CG: YOU'RE SUCH A PRICK, FUCK YOU.
[02:09] TG: you like it
[02:09] CG: FUCK
[02:09] CG: YOU.
[02:19] TG: no not yet
[02:19] CG: I WASN'T
[02:20] CG: REALLY, FUCK!
[02:20] TG: i dont put out on the first date
[02:20] TG: at least not that much
[02:20] TG: just a fair warning before you get hot and heavy
[02:20] CG: NO, NOT FUCK LIKE THAT F- SHIT.
[02:22] TG: im sure
[02:23] CG: OH LOOK GUESS WHAT, I'M CHANGING THE FUCKING SUBJECT.
[02:23] CG: I DID SOME RESEARCH.
[02:24] TG: ah did you really
[02:24] CG: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET PRESENTS ON YOUR WRIGGLING DAY, ALSO KNOWN AS "BIRTHDAY" I SUPPOSE.
[02:24] TG: this is true
[02:24] CG: SHOULD I GIVE YOU SOMETHING?
[02:25] TG: you can if you want i mean
[02:25] TG: dont beat yourself over it
[02:25] TG: if you cant
[02:26] CG: ...I WANT TO, BUT I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT KIND OF COURTESY I SHOULD GIVE YOU.
[02:33] TG: it doesnt have to be much
[02:33] TG: ah dont even get me anything im fine okay im
[02:33] TG: fine
[02:35] CG: NO, FUCKING COOPERATE WITH ME. WHAT CAN I GIVE YOU, MAYBE SOMETHING I POSSESS.
[02:35] CG: ... EXCEPT I DON'T HAVE MANY THINGS YOU WOULD WANT.
[02:35] CG: FUCK.
[02:36] TG: um i dont know name some things that you think id like
[02:36] TG: that are lying around your room or something
[02:37] CG: YOU WOULDN'T WANT THE OBJECTS THAT ARE LYING AROUND, RIGHT NOW THERE'S ONLY CLOTHING ITEMS.
[02:38] TG: a sweater
[02:38] TG: fish me out a sweater
[02:38] CG: OH THERE ARE ALSO A WHOLE COLLECTION OF MOVIE POSTERS ON THE WALLS-
[02:38] TG: id be eternally grateful
[02:38] CG: THAT'S REALLY SIMPLE.
[02:38] TG: movie posters really did you really suggest that
[02:39] CG: I TOLD YOU I DON'T FUCKING OWN MANY ITNERESTING THINGS.
[02:40] TG: i dont know could you maybe just give me a sweater or some clothing item of sorts
[02:40] CG: ... I COULD GIVE YOU A SWEATER, BUT ISN'T IT TOO SIMPLE TO BE A GIFT?
[02:40] TG: its more than enough
[02:41] TG: and anyway it doesnt matter about the simplicity
[02:41] TG: itd really mean a lot for me i guess
[02:43] TG: to* not for